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An ad Friday, February 15, 2002 • read strip Viewing 34 comments:

Gu-hoo-wah!

Jack Daniels and Bombay Sapphire.

I made this my computer wallpaper

I love how Chris drew the little pictures of the botanicals on the side of the bottle. That is the most interesting thing about Bombay Sapphire to me.

those are good...liquors

I am not sure what is on Phillippe's head. Is it a plunger with a French cuff? We cannot be sure.

whatever it is, it's tragic.

You rang?

It's a condom with accoutrements specific to wearers who want to be Chippendale dancers.

That's what I'm seeing.

It's a fake nipple from a baby bottle for mothers with creepy nipples.

It's a Doonesbury Nixon mask, facing the ceiling...

It's Halloween and Philippe is Pat.

It's another use for a giant condom.

What is that head-gear? Dashing!

The important thing to note here is that Todd's name was originally Mr. Squirrel.

I think his full name is Todd T. Squirrel, isn't it?

Yes.

It's actually Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd T. Squirrel . His parents thought that once you've found a good name you really need to make it count.

The important thing to note here is that Todd once commanded respect from someone.

Alt text:"We're talking President's Day off. Work on the new house and all."

Taking, but yes. Lazy bastards. Nobody gets President's Day off in my household.

They have gutters to repair.

its a strap-on dildo

That is the saddest thing.

I think the best part of this is "Do not miss an installment." Like some sort of primetime drama on TNT.

We'd better not miss an installment.

The beginnings of Onstad's Chis Ware-esque use of typography.

Second panel so great in my mind. Something that would happen on Pee-Wee's

such pretty colors

An otter-douche!

IT WOULD BE UNWISE TO MISS AN INSTALLMENT

Todd would never let anyone call him "Mr. Squirrel"

The less Chris Onstad tries to emulate Chris Ware, the better.