magnolia
+12 -0
The "Zoinks!" in the corner is especially enticing.
The "Zoinks!" in the corner is especially enticing.
spinynorman
+11 -0
It's as if it is saying, "Holy shit, gang! Check out this guy bawling like fuck all!"
At least that's what I got from "zoinks"
It's as if it is saying, "Holy shit, gang! Check out this guy bawling like fuck all!"
At least that's what I got from "zoinks"
mortshire
+3 -0
if that dvd were real, it would be such a wacky time.
if that dvd were real, it would be such a wacky time.
william
+37 -1
I can't believe they picked Paul Castorzano for that video, he is a complete has-been on the national weeping scene. I've dropped deuces that could outweep that sucker.
I can't believe they picked Paul Castorzano for that video, he is a complete has-been on the national weeping scene. I've dropped deuces that could outweep that sucker.
senseihollywood
+98 -1
everything I needed to know about weeping I learned from Ray...
[IMGS OFF]
everything I needed to know about weeping I learned from Ray...
[IMGS OFF]
ricnine
+0 -0
If I could, I would give this comment 5/5.
If I could, I would give this comment 5/5.
tagrineth
+2 -0
Finally, a Ray blubbering comment that is actually appropriate to the strip it's used on.
Finally, a Ray blubbering comment that is actually appropriate to the strip it's used on.
retardo
+0 -0
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by davidadam, Patware, mrn)
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by davidadam, Patware, mrn)
saint
+0 -0
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retardo
+0 -0
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by Sargasm, davidadam, mrn)
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by Sargasm, davidadam, mrn)
delzhand
+5 -2
Scanning your profile and your comments... I think you're fake. It doesn't add up, its too gay .
Scanning your profile and your comments... I think you're fake. It doesn't add up, its too gay .
retardo
+0 -0
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by Sargasm, davidadam, mrn)
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by Sargasm, davidadam, mrn)
hollis
+0 -0
You know how Onstad never lets photos of himself get out in the media? What if you guys met and he actually was really ugly? (Not saying he is, it's just a possibility.) Then would you still be trying to convince yourself that he is gay?
You know how Onstad never lets photos of himself get out in the media? What if you guys met and he actually was really ugly? (Not saying he is, it's just a possibility.) Then would you still be trying to convince yourself that he is gay?
hollis
+0 -0
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retardo
+0 -0
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achilleselbow
+0 -0
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lugosh
+10 -0
Are you mistaking the word 'chef' for the word 'Cher'?
Are you mistaking the word 'chef' for the word 'Cher'?
tekende
+10 -0
Hilariously, yes.
Hilariously, yes.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Damn, that is too funny.
Damn, that is too funny.
jollysaintpete
+0 -1
How do you suck so hard, achilles. How
How do you suck so hard, achilles. How
thegreatestcape
+1 -0
Infinite lames for "I thought you guys liked being a flamboyant minority."
Infinite lames for "I thought you guys liked being a flamboyant minority."
soticoto
+0 -0
This was linked to.
Onstad is wearing Pat's hat...
THAT was probably what was referred to.
This was linked to.
Onstad is wearing Pat's hat...
THAT was probably what was referred to.
flynn
+1 -0
This title in particular went 361 degrees around and became incredibly intriguing again.
This title in particular went 361 degrees around and became incredibly intriguing again.
arcibi
+0 -0
I would have to check out How to Weep the Weepy-Weep Way almost on principle
Like Teodor, I would have to know what that is
I would have to check out How to Weep the Weepy-Weep Way almost on principle
Like Teodor, I would have to know what that is
catachresis
+0 -0
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catachresis
+8 -0
Damn, reading it back, that looks like the Achewood-speak version of massive homophobia. I'm not having a good night.
Damn, reading it back, that looks like the Achewood-speak version of massive homophobia. I'm not having a good night.
whuppins
+8 -0
Ray lives in a world where Braveheart and Top Gun are the only movies anyone ever wants to watch.
Ray lives in a world where Braveheart and Top Gun are the only movies anyone ever wants to watch.
nutmeg
+2 -0
and Mad Max at times in moods
and Mad Max at times in moods
soticoto
+1 -0
Ray made the brutal mistake of putting How to Weep the Weepy-Weep Way in a situation where it was the most heterosexual-looking film on the shelf.
Ray made the brutal mistake of putting How to Weep the Weepy-Weep Way in a situation where it was the most heterosexual-looking film on the shelf.
zefiel
+3 -0
Curiously, Top Gun can be pretty gay, too.
Curiously, Top Gun can be pretty gay, too.
soticoto
+0 -0
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cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
that breakfast cooking scene. hilarous!
that breakfast cooking scene. hilarous!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
..ious.
..ious.
junko
+1 -0
I'm with Teodor - if I saw "Poems from the Pewter House" I'd have to rent it.
I'm with Teodor - if I saw "Poems from the Pewter House" I'd have to rent it.
ssddr
+0 -0
The man on that cover looks like he could teach us all a lot about weeping.
The man on that cover looks like he could teach us all a lot about weeping.
joeyramoney
+1 -0
that looks like jeff morrow from the weather channel.
that looks like jeff morrow from the weather channel.
deancain29
+2 -0
A nearby town?
A nearby town?
twohundredninety
+1 -0
I love Ray's loupe in panels 2 and 3.
I love Ray's loupe in panels 2 and 3.
spinynorman
+3 -0
Who the fuck is that guy on the cover, I cannot look at him without laughing
Who the fuck is that guy on the cover, I cannot look at him without laughing
mountaindewtab
+1 -0
pick either braveheart or top gun. I'll hit you with a rock!
pick either braveheart or top gun. I'll hit you with a rock!
ricnine
+1 -1
"I'll hit you with a rock" is perfect. I have been known to say this. thanks, Achewood.
"I'll hit you with a rock" is perfect. I have been known to say this. thanks, Achewood.
dallovich
+1 -0
Pretty sure that the gay guys would go for Top Gun!
Pretty sure that the gay guys would go for Top Gun!
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
Pat's excuse is pretty transparent, anyways
Pat's excuse is pretty transparent, anyways
nabeel84
+1 -0
My first Achewood, after Time mentioned them. Good stuff.
My first Achewood, after Time mentioned them. Good stuff.
soticoto
+0 -1
Given how gay Braveheart and Top Gun both are (especially the latter)... I'd say Ray should have put Commando on the shelf instead. Now THAT is a heterosexual man's film.
"Let off some steam, Bennett!"
Given how gay Braveheart and Top Gun both are (especially the latter)... I'd say Ray should have put Commando on the shelf instead. Now THAT is a heterosexual man's film.
"Let off some steam, Bennett!"
echidnaboy
+0 -0
I suggest you re-view Arnie's back catalogue, paying close attention to the homoerotic subtext surtext in virtually all of his movies. I suggest this.
I suggest you re-view Arnie's back catalogue, paying close attention to the homoerotic subtext surtext in virtually all of his movies. I suggest this.
echidnaboy
+0 -0
The BBCode in that comment didn't quite go according to plan...
subtext surtext
The BBCode in that comment didn't quite go according to plan...
soticoto
+0 -0
Well, if you think muscled men shooting other muscled men with guns is automatically homoeroticsubtext surtext ... then that doesn't really leave much behind, does it?
Well, if you think muscled men shooting other muscled men with guns is automatically homoerotic
cherubrocker22
+6 -0
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to yell at the focus group when they don't give you the results you want.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to yell at the focus group when they don't give you the results you want.
fosters
+3 -0
Ray is a stranger to the scientific method.
Ray is a stranger to the scientific method.
xiaomimi
+17 -0
Today's Blogs
Onstad: Bacon No. 1: Going Low.
"Father's bacon didn't really need the bread or lettuce, as it turned out, because the bacon itself essentially turns off everything but one's caveman brain, and you go into a pretty excellent trance until it's gone (at which point you become furious and want to fuck something)."
Today's Blogs
Onstad: Bacon No. 1: Going Low.
"Father's bacon didn't really need the bread or lettuce, as it turned out, because the bacon itself essentially turns off everything but one's caveman brain, and you go into a pretty excellent trance until it's gone (at which point you become furious and want to fuck something)."
fineoakstructure
+11 -0
That pretty much sums up eating bacon:
Priorities
1. Eat bacon
2. Find more bacon and eat that, too.
3. Fuck something ANYTHING maybe bacon?
4. No, just keep eating the bacon.
That pretty much sums up eating bacon:
Priorities
1. Eat bacon
2. Find more bacon and eat that, too.
3. Fuck something ANYTHING maybe bacon?
4. No, just keep eating the bacon.
st_elmos_fire
+0 -0
I do believe that I would share Teodor's viewpoint, only moreso that I would have to check out the other dvds too, something so horrible looking that I'd have to get it, and then be rather disappointed when I play it and it's just two dudes boning
I do believe that I would share Teodor's viewpoint, only moreso that I would have to check out the other dvds too, something so horrible looking that I'd have to get it, and then be rather disappointed when I play it and it's just two dudes boning
dasilodavi
+1 -0
Ray does not understand the purpose of a focus group.
Ray does not understand the purpose of a focus group.
indoorsman
+0 -0
Is ray wearing a jeweller's eyeglass thing in panels 2 and 3? He wasn't kidding when he said "all the elements are perfectly balanced..."
Is ray wearing a jeweller's eyeglass thing in panels 2 and 3? He wasn't kidding when he said "all the elements are perfectly balanced..."
cygnusx-1
+0 -0
Notice in panel 3 that Pat is stuffing something into his vest there. 5'd because that can only mean there is no town meaning and that Pat is about to take a trip to Palmdale.
Notice in panel 3 that Pat is stuffing something into his vest there. 5'd because that can only mean there is no town meaning and that Pat is about to take a trip to Palmdale.
cygnusx-1
+0 -0
...meeting.
Forgive, I'm still waking up.
...meeting.
Forgive, I'm still waking up.
cygnusx-1
+0 -0
Holy shit I just read a few comics ahead.
Mind = blown.
Holy shit I just read a few comics ahead.
Mind = blown.
I, too, would choose "How to Weep the Weepy-Weep Way" over the other titles.
I never really got the thinking behind those titles, is it that gay people would know too crazy and stupid titles are really gay porn?
Yet, "I'll hit you with a rock, I'll do what I have to do" made it a five.
"I'll hit you with a rock, I'll do what I have to do"
Hell yes
perhaps combined with an "arrr, me hates ye"
i still haven't gotten over that
Pirates?
pirates seem like good material for gay porn. looking at this a year later i can't really follow this discussion
Pirate-themed gay porn .. Like .. Gay porn for children who like pirates?
"plundering the booty" now has a new meaning.
i'm not entirely comfortable with this idea, just generally all around.. kudos for "plundering the booty"
i believe phillipe has already been exposed to gay porn and come out unscathed (more or less) so hey, i guess i don't see the harm
That chubby gave me a warm feeling inside. And i'm pretty sure Phillipe could be exposed to most things and be okay, such as the time he saw some horribly-burned people whilst searching for his sofa, or whenever he speaks to Lie Bot about anything
If he's okay it's because he doesn't hold onto stuff, if you tell him there's a skeleton in the closet and he believes you he doesn't have nightmares about it for years, he falls to his knees and screams for eight seconds straight. Gets it all out in one go.
You know that's definitely a funny line, but I also got some humor out of two people in a row deciding to add another "do" to the end of it.
I think the idea was that it would be a secret imparted to all homosexuals, that certain DVDs were gay porn in disguise.
They would most likely hear about it in the secret gay newsletters or at the gay cabals.
My mother is always asking me questions about celebrities' sexualities and such, as if the cabal faxes me a monthly report.
Ate your what?
She probably assumes two things:
1. You have gay-dar.
2. Gay-dar can work through magazines or televisions.
With all the experimenting you're always hearing about you would think the facts would be more concrete. What are they working on if they haven't even established measures of the range and falloff accuracy of gay-dar?
They're still trying to perfect gay-nar for use while snorkeling. It's not nearly accurate enough at present and very crucial if the overall plan is to ever succeed.
The dolphins originally trained for this purpose showed promising results, but when released into Soviet waters on their first mission, immediately deserted and never returned.
To this day we still lack critical data about how gay Soviet Russia was.
I think the idea was that the secret gay intel network would spread the names of the titles. I'm imagining secret fake name to real name translation books, possibly decoder rings.
i too would have to know what that is.
Did anyone else take this as yet another case for Teodor's possible interest in both sexes? That he was somehow drawn to the disguised gay porn titles?
Nope. I took it as catastrophic failure of Ray's concept.
it is because you are a homosexual.
A-BLOO BLOO BLOO!