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Primal Manes/Gazelle Kebabs Monday, December 20, 2004 • read strip Viewing 62 comments:

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Beef can look as angry as the next, but cannot work up the gusto to actually roar.

this is interesting, because he can holler like no ones business when he wants to kill a chicken...

or when he makes moussaka

and there is no one there to eat it.

but takes it to the movies.

in his man-purse.

Beef looks angry, Ray just looks goofy.

It's the arm fluff
it makes his paws look small and impotent

Unless you disrespect Weldon. Beef's roar is too formidable for just playin.

His anger translates as intensely stating the idea of cat noises.

official favorite quote. yes it is.

I read that strip over 24 hours ago and that line still cracks me up. Every five minutes, whatever I'm doing, I smile at the thought of this strip.

Four days later, this is still true.

it will be true forever.

forever.

Is it still true?

Yes.

Of course it is. Forever is not done yet, hello?

Amstel over Rhino piss any day. Dos Equis, not so sure.

Looks like it's over now.

Is it really any wonder that the cats have taken on some of the better facets of the human condition? (They've almost always had most of the worst ones, but their natural graces make up for it.)

Better to be a cat satisfied than a pig dissatisfied.

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Dude needs mane

the matching fur wristbands are a nice touch... though nothing like anything that appears on an actual lion. I guess Ray is just going all the way with a thing like usual.

hot guts

Achewood makes me hungry! Anyone know how the cookbook is?

it is RAD CHILLIES

it kicks ass

gazelle guts are hell of underrated.

"instead of a puddle that a Rhino crapped in" def. makes this a five

Hell of such as meow
[IMGS OFF]

Well played, that's back in the Glenn Cornick days when John Evan first came on in '69.

Which one's Anderson? Second from left?

Second from right.

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Little Nephew: Tha Merchant Marines blew, yo

Man, Pat's like an obnoxious Ignatius J. Reilly.

Heheheh anything that reinds me of "the Tull" gets a five.

The elaboration on how Ray and Roast Beef would eat the gazelle is an interesting juxtaposition. While they may be 'pee-wees', they probably snack hella fantastic compared to the lion what had only warm guts and no peanut-ancho coulis.

I clicked on this comic because Manes is my last name but pronounced differently.

" Mah-nez "?

Man-ess?

Ma-yo-naisse?

Mmmmmman-tonio.

Ma-knees?

May-ness

Hell of such as giggles out my ass!

You should probably see a proctologist about that.

I am in the Tull army and my hair looks like that. This makes me very proud. More then makes up for the stabs at bass players later on.

I like that they're cats who call each other "dogg."

theyre cats that call each other "dogg" AND THEY HATE DOGS. its either really funny, or really hypocritical.

Ray arms look like they're being pulled back by invisible ropes, especially with the frill bracelets on his wrists. Or is it just me rope fetish talking? OH NOs!

"Hell of such as meow" is one of my favourite quotes

The concept of a Tull Army caught me unprepared

Domestic cats ain't bred down from big cats. The wild versions of domestic cats are a little bigger, but housecats be majestic little killers in they own right.

More likely, Ray and Beef are divorced from their red-in-tooth-and-claw instincts due to easy Cali living.

in this strip Ray has one nipple directly in the center of his chest

The Solo.

no way, dude. you just need to clean your monitor.

This is so wonderful.

This whole strip could have stopped at panel 1 and it still would be pure gold.

Hell of such as meow.

cats live in much more luxory than lions and the like.

...Why is "Rhino" capitalized? Has one of Spider-Man's nemeses been reduced to using puddles as toilets? The true horrors of One More Day finally come to light!