centipede_damascus
+1 -0
Lyle has ideas, but Jesus has super powers.
Lyle has ideas, but Jesus has super powers.
shmuckeles
+3 -0
i ruined my keyboard with tears when i read the alt text for this one
i ruined my keyboard with tears when i read the alt text for this one
shmuckeles
+0 -0
laughter tears, by the way. definitely one of the best early strips, if not THE best
laughter tears, by the way. definitely one of the best early strips, if not THE best
fielding
+2 -0
It is good that you clarified, else we might have thought you were shedding tears for anyone who would do anything mean to Jesus.
It is good that you clarified, else we might have thought you were shedding tears for anyone who would do anything mean to Jesus.
peterjoel
+8 -0
Jesus can look after himself. You know... apart from that one time... but I heard that Mel Gibson paid a bunch of people to do that, and most of us don't have those kind of resources.
Jesus can look after himself. You know... apart from that one time... but I heard that Mel Gibson paid a bunch of people to do that, and most of us don't have those kind of resources.
landowmpg
+0 -0
I find it hard to concentrate on reading your posts as I'm always just waiting for that eye to blink at me.
I find it hard to concentrate on reading your posts as I'm always just waiting for that eye to blink at me.
kickstart
+0 -0
Onstad just sounds so pleased to say it. Chipper, even.
Onstad just sounds so pleased to say it. Chipper, even.
zzzleepy
+1 -0
top ten, maybe top five. its weird that i would never say "lyle is my favorite achewood character" to someone, but the funny in some of my favorite strips come from his ornery attitude.
top ten, maybe top five. its weird that i would never say "lyle is my favorite achewood character" to someone, but the funny in some of my favorite strips come from his ornery attitude.
magb
+6 -0
Lyle just wants to be heard.
Lyle just wants to be heard.
rapid_roy
+3 -1
He puts up a mean front, but he just wants some love.
He puts up a mean front, but he just wants some love.
incendiary
+1 -0
His face is that of a desperate, lonely man.
His face is that of a desperate, lonely man.
ssddr
+1 -0
Lyle's logic is airtight as always
Lyle's logic is airtight as always
lizjones
+0 -0
Lyle holds that eyebrow arch for a damn long time.
Lyle holds that eyebrow arch for a damn long time.
deancain29
+0 -0
Lyle is a darkhorse.
Lyle is a darkhorse.
geysershitdick
+1 -0
I remember when I found out you shouldn't kick a basketball.
I remember when I found out you shouldn't kick a basketball.
tekende
+0 -0
I remember when I kicked a basketball once. It hurt really, really bad.
I remember when I kicked a basketball once. It hurt really, really bad.
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
I remember when I hit a basketball that my friend had bowled to me with a baseball bat.
similar results
I remember when I hit a basketball that my friend had bowled to me with a baseball bat.
similar results
origotoshi
+0 -0
Did it turn into a discussion on how you could crack Jesus with a baseball bat?
Did it turn into a discussion on how you could crack Jesus with a baseball bat?
trevor
+2 -0
I want to hear more of Lyle's ideas if that is ok
I want to hear more of Lyle's ideas if that is ok
epicurus
+4 -0
This is a lot like many of my conversations (with me as Lyle) except I would never kick a basketball; that is terrible.
This is a lot like many of my conversations (with me as Lyle) except I would never kick a basketball; that is terrible.
darkwaffle
+1 -0
Lyle is golden.
Lyle is golden.
twentyfivepast
+2 -0
ALT TEXT: You could run up and kick him in the shins.
ALT TEXT: You could run up and kick him in the shins.
spectre
+0 -1
Alt text: "You could run up and kick him in the shins."
Alt text: "You could run up and kick him in the shins."
wargasmic
+10 -0
Lyle has a lot of ideas about how to best assault Jesus.
Lyle has a lot of ideas about how to best assault Jesus.
philosophe
+6 -0
I love how in the last panel Lyle's all concerned that no one will get to hear his 'ideas'.
I love how in the last panel Lyle's all concerned that no one will get to hear his 'ideas'.
coco
+2 -0
You get the idea that Lyle knows exactly what kind of smack down he'd bring on Jesus, and he's upset that no one will ever know his genius . . .
You get the idea that Lyle knows exactly what kind of smack down he'd bring on Jesus, and he's upset that no one will ever know his genius . . .
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Come back! I was going to make espresso!
Come back! I was going to make espresso!
monsterboy
+1 -0
Pretend to be a leper then tug his beard hold on to it and give him loads of little tappy-kicks in the shin!
Pretend to be a leper then tug his beard hold on to it and give him loads of little tappy-kicks in the shin!
fox
+2 -0
I think I've had too many conversations where I end up saying "this is rediculous" and walk away.
I think I've had too many conversations where I end up saying "this is rediculous" and walk away.
cthulhu235
+1 -0
I want to hear his ideas. Where is that story arc?
I want to hear his ideas. Where is that story arc?
molesticide
+5 -0
it is the responsibility of the readers (since we have a voice) to speculate on lyle's ideas:
-wedgies
-noogies (careful of thorns in your knuckles)
-swim underneath him as he walks, wearing a false shark fin on your back
-sell him to the romans
-joke shocker
-throw a fake rubber cockroach at him
-electrocute his dick.
anybody else?
it is the responsibility of the readers (since we have a voice) to speculate on lyle's ideas:
-wedgies
-noogies (careful of thorns in your knuckles)
-swim underneath him as he walks, wearing a false shark fin on your back
-sell him to the romans
-joke shocker
-throw a fake rubber cockroach at him
-electrocute his dick.
anybody else?
paperboy_2000
+11 -0
Bite all the heads off of his Easter Peeps
Bite all the heads off of his Easter Peeps
bjorntd
+3 -0
Oh man. This makes you the worst sort of person.
Oh man. This makes you the worst sort of person.
orvel
+0 -0
The saddest thing.
The saddest thing.
phthoggos
+1 -0
Lyle leans way back in panel 3
so great is the force of his blasphemous certainty
Lyle leans way back in panel 3
so great is the force of his blasphemous certainty
retinarow
+4 -0
You can't kick Jesus! That'd make him [b]cross[b/]!
You can't kick Jesus! That'd make him [b]cross[b/]!
kensai
+0 -0
Just a few days before, Teodor had a full head of hair...
Just a few days before, Teodor had a full head of hair...
fosters
+0 -0
Everybody has a favorite strip. This one is mine.
Lyle has given this some serious thought.
Everybody has a favorite strip. This one is mine.
Lyle has given this some serious thought.
kelsotimebomb
+0 -0
Lyle ain't afraid of no fuckin' Jesus.
Lyle ain't afraid of no fuckin' Jesus.
endoftheworld
+14 -0
The worst part is Jesus would totally let you kick him, looking all sad and dissapointed in you. Next thing you know you'd end up on an Albrecht Durer wood carving with the caption "Our Lord and the Spiteful Drunkard"
The worst part is Jesus would totally let you kick him, looking all sad and dissapointed in you. Next thing you know you'd end up on an Albrecht Durer wood carving with the caption "Our Lord and the Spiteful Drunkard"
sharpdresseddan
+0 -0
i like how Lyle is pointing with the bottle in panel 5
i like how Lyle is pointing with the bottle in panel 5
red-barchetta
+0 -0
He's not just pointing the bottle.... he's waggling it! Serious business!
He's not just pointing the bottle.... he's waggling it! Serious business!
comrade_tom
+3 -0
Turn the other shin.
Turn the other shin.
sweet_clyde
+1 -0
Let he who is without shin cast the first stone.
Let he who is without shin cast the first stone.
jhunter
+1 -0
he shakes his bottle in panel five
it is a defiant shake, the shake of a man contemplating the harm he could theoretically visit upon the son of god.
he shakes his bottle in panel five
it is a defiant shake, the shake of a man contemplating the harm he could theoretically visit upon the son of god.
7th_shot
+1 -0
When I gave this strip my vote, it went from 4.4 to 4.5. I feel like I've done some good here.
When I gave this strip my vote, it went from 4.4 to 4.5. I feel like I've done some good here.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I really want to hear Lyle's idea. I bet it involves whiskey and groinal destruction.
I really want to hear Lyle's idea. I bet it involves whiskey and groinal destruction.
wallabeechamp
+0 -0
Could you kick Bhudda or Muhammed? Are these the topics Lyle thinks about?
Could you kick Bhudda or Muhammed? Are these the topics Lyle thinks about?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
No! Lyle is First Christian Degenerate! He don't roll with HEATHENS!
No! Lyle is First Christian Degenerate! He don't roll with HEATHENS!
genequagmire
+0 -0
Epic.
Epic.
carlyle
+0 -0
Lyle has many ideas.
Lyle has many ideas.
A comment left by deimosrising was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tttt2, robbingdog, VictoriaW)
Most of the strips I think are underrated I scroll down and see you posting the same thing. We should probably exchange phone numbers/addresses/underwear
yeah you have pretty good taste in awesome. send me a message on AIM sometime or something my name is the same here and there
I have never seen you online
Haha yeah I am currently staying at a friend's apartment so it is not convenient for me to use the computer for long stretches of time.
I find this little scene of future friends on the internet extremely heart warming.
I got really uncomfortable and embarrassed when i was reading this, I don't know why.
Hahaha! This made me laugh a lot.
You don't like it when they talk about gettin' their bone on, do you?
Would extremely heart warming constitute heart burn? Because that's kind of what I'm feeling about it.
so how is it going guys
are you best e-friends
talking on aim every night till 2am
posting myspace comments
sending custom season-related e-cards
i'm going to propose in a week (don't tell deimosrising)
This is genuinely great.
I wonder if he said yes
that is some sweet beans zem
And our sins.