donward2
+1 -0
It's always nice to see Ray and Beef getting each other pumped up. It makes life seem a little better.
It's always nice to see Ray and Beef getting each other pumped up. It makes life seem a little better.
linning
+0 -0
This is pretty much how things evolve between my friends and I. We'll discuss something for long enough that we just get FUCKING PUMPED and then have to do it immediately. Although it usually revolves around getting high, and then driving to get some Big Chief .
Less enthused about Boy George, but hey, who's to argue?
This is pretty much how things evolve between my friends and I. We'll discuss something for long enough that we just get FUCKING PUMPED and then have to do it immediately. Although it usually revolves around getting high, and then driving to get some Big Chief .
Less enthused about Boy George, but hey, who's to argue?
toiletstore
+14 -0
It would be hell of harsh for you to hurt me.
It would be hell of harsh for you to hurt me.
donward2
+9 -0
In the same emotional vein, it would be hell of rude to make me cry.
In the same emotional vein, it would be hell of rude to make me cry.
talix18
+3 -0
I'm sorry that I have but one chubby to give.
I'm sorry that I have but one chubby to give.
donward2
+15 -0
Weep not for the chubbies you can not give. Rather, rejoice in the pleasure brought by the chubbies you gave.
Weep not for the chubbies you can not give. Rather, rejoice in the pleasure brought by the chubbies you gave.
professorhazard
+0 -0
That's beautiful, man.
That's beautiful, man.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
more the fool to cry for a brother in Heaven.
more the fool to cry for a brother in Heaven.
straw
+1 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
rogergs
+2 -0
Assetbar would be easy if its colours were like my dreams.
Viz: something other than dental-rinse mint and cream corn.
Assetbar would be easy if its colours were like my dreams.
Viz: something other than dental-rinse mint and cream corn.
nhennies
+0 -0
Ray is willing to overlook [img=https://anemicroyalty.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/boy_george_og_rosie_111679a.jpg]this[/img].
Ray is willing to overlook [img=https://anemicroyalty.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/boy_george_og_rosie_111679a.jpg]this[/img].
nhennies
+11 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
apocowarg
+17 -0
If I had asked myself when I woke up if the above image was something I wanted to see today, I would have replied to myself "No thank you, that is some crazy business."
If I had asked myself when I woke up if the above image was something I wanted to see today, I would have replied to myself "No thank you, that is some crazy business."
hbaranov
+0 -0
I don't think it's crazy, just makeup applied with a house painting paint brush.. (what are they called??)
I don't think it's crazy, just makeup applied with a house painting paint brush.. (what are they called??)
spinynorman
+1 -0
Man I am pretty sure Boy George uses some crazy instrument to apply that madness to his face
Something made out of goose down and camel bone or whatever
Man I am pretty sure Boy George uses some crazy instrument to apply that madness to his face
Something made out of goose down and camel bone or whatever
professorhazard
+3 -0
Something designed by Doctor Seuss.
Something designed by Doctor Seuss.
steerpike66
+1 -0
That shotgun that Homer Simpson invented/
That shotgun that Homer Simpson invented/
sncether
+4 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
numberkillinger
+14 -0
heh, reminds me of vulva
[IMGS OFF]
heh, reminds me of vulva
[IMGS OFF]
gormster
+0 -0
Oh, infinite chubbies for the Spaced reference. "Abstract expressionism is so mid-to-late eighties."
Oh, infinite chubbies for the Spaced reference. "Abstract expressionism is so mid-to-late eighties."
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Hooray, Spaced!
"Vulva, I'm talking to Damien!"
Hooray, Spaced!
"Vulva, I'm talking to Damien!"
divot
+1 -0
I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you!
I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you!
zaratustra
+0 -0
yesssssssssssssss
yesssssssssssssss
terebikun
+1 -0
Agh I can't believe my first thought seeing the picture was The Mighty Boosh. I now have to step down as president of my local Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club.
Agh I can't believe my first thought seeing the picture was The Mighty Boosh. I now have to step down as president of my local Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club.
comrade_tom
+3 -0
First rule of Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club: you do not talk about Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club.
Second rule of Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club: you do not talk about Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club.
Third rule of Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club: thursdays is Black Books night, Friday is 80's night, and the first person to proclaim themselves "only gay in the village" gets a stern written reprimand.
First rule of Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club: you do not talk about Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club.
Second rule of Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club: you do not talk about Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club.
Third rule of Cult-Hit British Comedy Series club: thursdays is Black Books night, Friday is 80's night, and the first person to proclaim themselves "only gay in the village" gets a stern written reprimand.
awko
+1 -0
This is getting scary.
Last night (being Thursday night), I purchased the complete series of Black Books . Upon reaching the counter, the DVD shop girl was all like "OMG! I like, totally love T.V. from England! Don't you just love Little Britain ?"
I wept.
This is getting scary.
Last night (being Thursday night), I purchased the complete series of Black Books . Upon reaching the counter, the DVD shop girl was all like "OMG! I like, totally love T.V. from England! Don't you just love Little Britain ?"
I wept.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Look at this wine. I mean, look at it. Look at the colors. All the colors. Well, yellow.
Look at this wine. I mean, look at it. Look at the colors. All the colors. Well, yellow.
synnah
+0 -0
"It's like looking into the eye.. of a duck."
It is entirely criminal to compare Little Britain to Black Books in any way, let alone a favourable one. It's not worthy.
"It's like looking into the eye.. of a duck."
It is entirely criminal to compare Little Britain to Black Books in any way, let alone a favourable one. It's not worthy.
pityparty
+2 -0
Do you love me?
Are you playin' your love games with me,?
Do you love me?
Are you playin' your love games with me,?
ibetso
+2 -1
I'm Old Greeeeegggggg
I'm Old Greeeeegggggg
tekende
+1 -0
Fuzzy little man peach
Fuzzy little man peach
spinynorman
+0 -0
That was a hilariously awesome episode.
That was a hilariously awesome episode.
divot
+0 -0
I have to confess to watching it whenever I blow a job interview or choke in a similar situation. If all else fails, at least I have a promising career as a performance artist!
I have to confess to watching it whenever I blow a job interview or choke in a similar situation. If all else fails, at least I have a promising career as a performance artist!
ford
+2 -0
When i read this, my eyes stumbled through the words "blow," "Job" and "choke." It became a very interesting sentence indeed.
When i read this, my eyes stumbled through the words "blow," "Job" and "choke." It became a very interesting sentence indeed.
norrin
+0 -0
I read your comment before his and that's still what my eyes picked out first.
I read your comment before his and that's still what my eyes picked out first.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
THANK YOU FOR COMING
IT'S BEEN VERY USEFUL
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
THANK YOU FOR COMING
IT'S BEEN VERY USEFUL
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
melatonin
+1 -0
IT'S NOT FINISHED
...
IT'S FINISHED
IT'S NOT FINISHED
...
IT'S FINISHED
brokeaccount
+0 -0
...Twiglet?
...Twiglet?
divot
+0 -0
They make me violent.
They make me violent.
synnah
+0 -0
Chubbies for Insincere Dave!
Chubbies for Insincere Dave!
aliiis
+0 -0
yeeeessss!
I have to confess to thinking (and quite often saying) "I knew I should've bought Huge Fat Cocks !" whenever I fail at anything.
[IMGS OFF]
In fact, the above was my livejournal icon for the longest time, and I was always slightly worried that somebody wouldn't get it. but everybody who is nice and good gets it.
yeeeessss!
I have to confess to thinking (and quite often saying) "I knew I should've bought Huge Fat Cocks !" whenever I fail at anything.
[IMGS OFF]
In fact, the above was my livejournal icon for the longest time, and I was always slightly worried that somebody wouldn't get it. but everybody who is nice and good gets it.
comrade_tom
+0 -0
"Remember the boat times?"
All to well Gregg, the boat sequence is probably one of the greatest moments in comedy history.
But don't take my word for it, take the word of an indepenedant jury!
"Mr Ellis, please stop calling us, we have crimes to solve"
See!
"Remember the boat times?"
All to well Gregg, the boat sequence is probably one of the greatest moments in comedy history.
But don't take my word for it, take the word of an indepenedant jury!
"Mr Ellis, please stop calling us, we have crimes to solve"
See!
maximus
+0 -0
reminds me of Liquid Sky
reminds me of Liquid Sky
spectre
+0 -0
He probably lost a bet.
He probably lost a bet.
dovey
+0 -0
What the fuck people, Boy George is obviously the least horrifying thing about that picture.
What the fuck people, Boy George is obviously the least horrifying thing about that picture.
aidens123
+1 -0
Boy George's voice is tender like good steak.
It pleases the ears, and could likely halt terrorism.
Boy George's voice is tender like good steak.
It pleases the ears, and could likely halt terrorism.
lizard
+0 -0
I thought you were going to say "and could likely accompany a tasty mushroom sauce." I feel so used.
I thought you were going to say "and could likely accompany a tasty mushroom sauce." I feel so used.
dovey
+2 -0
He fills your ears with those tasty vocal steaks
He fills your ears with those tasty vocal steaks
mc_white
+0 -0
Just a couple nuckleheads gettin their Boy George on.
Just a couple nuckleheads gettin their Boy George on.
anitrophaeron
+1 -1
[insert]of k[/insert]
[insert]of k[/insert]
mc_white
+1 -0
I knew I was missing something. Fuck silent k's
I knew I was missing something. Fuck silent k's
professorhazard
+1 -0
This strip makes me want to watch The Wedding Singer , and that's all right. That's all right.
This strip makes me want to watch The Wedding Singer , and that's all right. That's all right.
donward2
+0 -0
Does it speak something of my character that I found the transexual Arquette attractive? Is this a Bad Thing?
Does it speak something of my character that I found the transexual Arquette attractive? Is this a Bad Thing?
professorhazard
+1 -0
Your comment has spurred me to learn about this Arquette, who I heretofore did not know existed.
The aforementioned Arquette may in fact have a penis, so it is up to you to decide whether or not that is a Bad Thing.
Your comment has spurred me to learn about this Arquette, who I heretofore did not know existed.
The aforementioned Arquette may in fact have a penis, so it is up to you to decide whether or not that is a Bad Thing.
donward2
+0 -0
professorhazard, I quake at the responsibility you have laid at my feet. If I cannot find the answers to my most troubling queries in the Achewood forum, then what hope is there for me in this world? What hope, indeed?
On the original note; the back-up singer that sings Boy George in the 'Wedding Singer' is the Arquette of which I speak. She was born a man, but became a woman... at least that is what I was led to believe by watching the Surreal Life. I could be mistaken, though. I also believed the Urban Legend that Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite; I recently read that she was, in fact, a woman from day one.
professorhazard, I quake at the responsibility you have laid at my feet. If I cannot find the answers to my most troubling queries in the Achewood forum, then what hope is there for me in this world? What hope, indeed?
On the original note; the back-up singer that sings Boy George in the 'Wedding Singer' is the Arquette of which I speak. She was born a man, but became a woman... at least that is what I was led to believe by watching the Surreal Life. I could be mistaken, though. I also believed the Urban Legend that Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite; I recently read that she was, in fact, a woman from day one.
tekende
+1 -0
Jamie Lee Curtis is neither man nor woman nor both. Jamie Lee Curtis is not a human being.
Jamie Lee Curtis is neither man nor woman nor both. Jamie Lee Curtis is not a human being.
killerlimpet
+7 -1
fuck gender.
fuck gender.
donward2
+0 -0
Based soley on your avatar, I believe that you are educated and knowledgable. Therefore you only speak Truth. I will now take you at your word no matter the subject.
Based soley on your avatar, I believe that you are educated and knowledgable. Therefore you only speak Truth. I will now take you at your word no matter the subject.
tekende
+0 -0
This is the correct thing to think/do.
This is the correct thing to think/do.
davey-boy
+1 -0
I think he was talking to the cat.
I think he was talking to the cat.
donward2
+0 -0
No, the cat just types faster than I. I was most assuredly speaking to the Christian Bale ala American Psycho avatar.
No, the cat just types faster than I. I was most assuredly speaking to the Christian Bale ala American Psycho avatar.
davey-boy
+1 -1
I knew that, I thought it a laugh to think that Ray, with his penchant for the lolcats, would conclude that a dude might have something to say due to the fact that he is a kitten uttering internet colloquialisms. This is what I think.
I knew that, I thought it a laugh to think that Ray, with his penchant for the lolcats, would conclude that a dude might have something to say due to the fact that he is a kitten uttering internet colloquialisms. This is what I think.
donward2
+1 -0
I shouldn't have been a Cock to a Stranger.
Allow me to wage Peace on you.
PEACE!
I shouldn't have been a Cock to a Stranger.
Allow me to wage Peace on you.
PEACE!
davey-boy
+1 -0
I will respond in kind. I am not confident enough with my skills in BBS code, but imagine there is an olive branch or something appropriate preceding this.
I will respond in kind. I am not confident enough with my skills in BBS code, but imagine there is an olive branch or something appropriate preceding this.
donward2
+0 -0
This is a Good Thing.
This is a Good Thing.
scraggg
+1 -0
You know who's great?
Huey Lewis and the News.
You know who's great?
Huey Lewis and the News.
lawbot
+0 -0
YES
YES
tekende
+1 -0
I don't really like...singers.
I don't really like...singers.
professorhazard
+1 -1
I had a feeling we were talking about whoever played George in the movie - in fact, my first thought was "That was David Arquette?" Then ol' Wikipedia started callin' my name, and I learned it up.
I am sorry that I can't make all your decisions for you, donward2, but seeing as your ambiguous gender of "Hip Server" leaves me unable to determine whether or not it would delight you to have a floppy she-male cock in your life, I just don't feel that I am in possession of enough data to shake or nod my head in that great loud dance club of telling you to Get Some.
I had a feeling we were talking about whoever played George in the movie - in fact, my first thought was "That was David Arquette?" Then ol' Wikipedia started callin' my name, and I learned it up.
I am sorry that I can't make all your decisions for you, donward2, but seeing as your ambiguous gender of "Hip Server" leaves me unable to determine whether or not it would delight you to have a floppy she-male cock in your life, I just don't feel that I am in possession of enough data to shake or nod my head in that great loud dance club of telling you to Get Some.
donward2
+1 -0
Ah, I saw 'hip server' as being a cool Acheworld way of saying "I'm a dude who loves the ladies, and would like to broadcast it to all the available honies who may find some joy in my 'not quite unique' avatar of a cartoon cat who is the main character of the comic of which forum I member of. Come and get it."
I can understand the confusion however.
The Meat and Potatoes of my question is this:
Is it not normal for a 92.7% hetero man to think that a transgendered woman (male to female) is attractive?
I still think that she is a good looking lady for her age (which I estimated to be early forties) and I think that I would probably hit it, but in my naivety it never occured to me if this would be frowned upon by the general population.
Ah, I saw 'hip server' as being a cool Acheworld way of saying "I'm a dude who loves the ladies, and would like to broadcast it to all the available honies who may find some joy in my 'not quite unique' avatar of a cartoon cat who is the main character of the comic of which forum I member of. Come and get it."
I can understand the confusion however.
The Meat and Potatoes of my question is this:
Is it not normal for a 92.7% hetero man to think that a transgendered woman (male to female) is attractive?
I still think that she is a good looking lady for her age (which I estimated to be early forties) and I think that I would probably hit it, but in my naivety it never occured to me if this would be frowned upon by the general population.
professorhazard
+2 -1
Nowadays, it just doesn't matter, dude. The solid descriptors of sexual orientation are becoming a thing of the past.
~Do what you feel
But be safe all the while
Or when you're banging a trannie
You might get the AIDS~
Nowadays, it just doesn't matter, dude. The solid descriptors of sexual orientation are becoming a thing of the past.
~Do what you feel
But be safe all the while
Or when you're banging a trannie
You might get the AIDS~
nbgreene
+0 -0
A comment left by nbgreene was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by lawbot, mortshire, Miku224, zulko)
A comment left by nbgreene was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by lawbot, mortshire, Miku224, zulko)
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
Am I taking my cunt pill to protect others from AIDS? I think I lost you on this one.
Am I taking my cunt pill to protect others from AIDS? I think I lost you on this one.
steerpike66
+0 -0
It's entirely in keeping with Todd's macho idiocy that he should think that the Pill protects you from STDs.
It's entirely in keeping with Todd's macho idiocy that he should think that the Pill protects you from STDs.
phthoggos
+3 -0
See I just thought it meant you had a Unix box running Apache attached to your belt.
See I just thought it meant you had a Unix box running Apache attached to your belt.
saucy_jack
+0 -0
I can't even begin to think why that wouldn't be normal, especially if she's post-op.
I can't even begin to think why that wouldn't be normal, especially if she's post-op.
norrin
+0 -0
Your eyes don't know any better.
I saw this woman once wearing a very short leather skirt and leather jacket in a bowling alley once. I pointed her out to a friend mostly because she looked so out of place. On closer inpsection it was a dude.
Until he/she turned around, I probably would have hit it.
Your eyes don't know any better.
I saw this woman once wearing a very short leather skirt and leather jacket in a bowling alley once. I pointed her out to a friend mostly because she looked so out of place. On closer inpsection it was a dude.
Until he/she turned around, I probably would have hit it.
tekende
+0 -0
And even after he/she turned around, you were still pretty 50/50 about it, yeah?
It's okay, you can admit it. This is a safe place.
And even after he/she turned around, you were still pretty 50/50 about it, yeah?
It's okay, you can admit it. This is a safe place.
dkohan
+0 -0
I wonder if Ray found a magazine that's been lying around since, like, 1991.
I wonder if Ray found a magazine that's been lying around since, like, 1991.
hbaranov
+1 -0
No. The magazine is a magazine from the future.
No. The magazine is a magazine from the future.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
hilarious!
hilarious!
moissanite
+0 -0
This is what most of my college days were like.
This is what most of my college days were like.
agentj
+0 -0
Bad decisions ABOUT being high on cocaine. I've only made the good ones, thanks.
Bad decisions ABOUT being high on cocaine. I've only made the good ones, thanks.
norrin
+0 -0
That decision being not being high on cocaine.
All the time.
That decision being not being high on cocaine.
All the time.
redmange
+1 -0
I have made some pretty superb decisions about being high on cocaine.
I have made some pretty superb decisions about being high on cocaine.
pogo
+1 -0
That's what you think. Your parole office might beg to differ.
That's what you think. Your parole office might beg to differ.
the_voice
+0 -0
"I have done cocaine." - R. Beef Kazenzakis, September 2, 2003
"I have done cocaine." - R. Beef Kazenzakis, September 2, 2003
biznart
+0 -0
A comment left by biznart was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by milkpants, ghoti, scraggg)
A comment left by biznart was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by milkpants, ghoti, scraggg)
biznart
+1 -0
I made hell of bad decisions forcing a tired reference.
I made hell of bad decisions forcing a tired reference.
the_voice
+7 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
professorhazard
+7 -0
I disagree, but I was raised in a generation that was taught that Gambit was a pinnacle of dudeliness.
I disagree, but I was raised in a generation that was taught that Gambit was a pinnacle of dudeliness.
donward2
+0 -0
Gambit will always be my homeboy... With his glaringly stereotypical canjun accent and his tendencies to use playing cards as his weapon of choice.
Damnit Gambit! Throw a hammer! Be a man! You can't take down a two story tall homicidal robot using a deck of Bicycle cards!
Gambit will always be my homeboy... With his glaringly stereotypical canjun accent and his tendencies to use playing cards as his weapon of choice.
Damnit Gambit! Throw a hammer! Be a man! You can't take down a two story tall homicidal robot using a deck of Bicycle cards!
professorhazard
+1 -0
He can, and will!
He can, and will!
heccibiggs
+2 -0
Oh man I have had such a crush on Gambit for like the entirety of my life.
Mmmm. I would totally hit that Cajun black-and-red-eyed cartoon mutant.
Oh man I have had such a crush on Gambit for like the entirety of my life.
Mmmm. I would totally hit that Cajun black-and-red-eyed cartoon mutant.
mattfish
+12 -0
and he would hold you in his arms and fill you with kinetic energy until you explode
and he would hold you in his arms and fill you with kinetic energy until you explode
heccibiggs
+2 -0
This is high-quality fanfiction waiting to happen.
This is high-quality fanfiction waiting to happen.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
This makes me wish I didn't have to leave for dinner RIGHT NOW. If Dr. Manflesh doesn't beat me to it, I promise that your wishes will be fulfilled upon my return.
This makes me wish I didn't have to leave for dinner RIGHT NOW. If Dr. Manflesh doesn't beat me to it, I promise that your wishes will be fulfilled upon my return.
heccibiggs
+0 -1
Oh no I'm starting to regret this.
Oh no I'm starting to regret this.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Indeed, chilles doth fail to realize how Fickle a Creature is Woman. Yea, though he has declared his intent to write a fanfiction as prescribed in the rites of Courtship, before his return a Ladye so Faire will have chosen from among her many suitors the male who is the most Alpha.
So anyway, how you doin'?
Indeed, chilles doth fail to realize how Fickle a Creature is Woman. Yea, though he has declared his intent to write a fanfiction as prescribed in the rites of Courtship, before his return a Ladye so Faire will have chosen from among her many suitors the male who is the most Alpha.
So anyway, how you doin'?
tekende
+1 -0
Either achilleselbow left to attend the longest dinner in all recorded history, or is a liar.
Either achilleselbow left to attend the longest dinner in all recorded history, or is a liar.
norrin
+0 -0
I just want to take this moment to say that Gambit needs to be in the Wolverine movie, and that he MUST be played by Jean Claude Van Damme. No one else will do.
I just want to take this moment to say that Gambit needs to be in the Wolverine movie, and that he MUST be played by Jean Claude Van Damme. No one else will do.
professorhazard
+0 -0
I thought Sawyer from Lost would be the perfect Gambit.
I thought Sawyer from Lost would be the perfect Gambit.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Oh God yes.
I was totally pissed that Gambit wasn't in any of the X-Men films. I mean, what the hell! But I hadn't heard of this so called "Wolverine movie" before now. TO GOOGLE!
Oh God yes.
I was totally pissed that Gambit wasn't in any of the X-Men films. I mean, what the hell! But I hadn't heard of this so called "Wolverine movie" before now. TO GOOGLE!
dovey
+0 -0
Peoples! Gambit IS in the Wolverine movie, and will be played by a fellow named Taylor Kitsch, who is in Friday Night Lights, apparently.
Peoples! Gambit IS in the Wolverine movie, and will be played by a fellow named Taylor Kitsch, who is in Friday Night Lights, apparently.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Hmm. Hmmmmmm.
He'll do.
Hmm. Hmmmmmm.
He'll do.
wittyname
+0 -0
I never got or understood why people liked Gambit. I mean, his defining characteristic, to me, is that he was continually turning out to be a douche to Rogue.
And now he's a villian, so what?
I never got or understood why people liked Gambit. I mean, his defining characteristic, to me, is that he was continually turning out to be a douche to Rogue.
And now he's a villian, so what?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Duh. French accent.
"*Guttural throat noises*
Mon ami."
Duh. French accent.
"*Guttural throat noises*
Mon ami."
tekende
+1 -0
But Jean Claude Van Dang is like a million years old.
But Jean Claude Van Dang is like a million years old.
donward2
+0 -0
Yes, and I would like to see Gambit played well. We all know what the Van Damme guy did to the Street Fighter movie.
Yes, and I would like to see Gambit played well. We all know what the Van Damme guy did to the Street Fighter movie.
norrin
+0 -0
Everyone sucked in that, you can't pin that on him. When everyone sucks in unison you have to assume it's the director.
Everyone sucked in that, you can't pin that on him. When everyone sucks in unison you have to assume it's the director.
farqussus
+0 -0
When everyone sucks in unison, all it means is every one of them sucked. At the same time.
When everyone sucks in unison, all it means is every one of them sucked. At the same time.
thorfinn
+5 -0
When everyone sucks in unison, you have mastered the isosceles lock
When everyone sucks in unison, you have mastered the isosceles lock
miku224
+0 -0
Virtual chubby.
Virtual chubby.
aliiis
+0 -0
OOH one of my bestest friends dressed up as him something like four hallowe'ens ago and I still have the nine of hearts in my bag from that night! I have/had/always will have a crush on/did actually hit the boy who was dressed as Gambit, so high-five and a chubby for fellow Gambit crushing, sista.
I was dressed as Harley Quinn at the time. It was a good party!
OOH one of my bestest friends dressed up as him something like four hallowe'ens ago and I still have the nine of hearts in my bag from that night! I have/had/always will have a crush on/did actually hit the boy who was dressed as Gambit, so high-five and a chubby for fellow Gambit crushing, sista.
I was dressed as Harley Quinn at the time. It was a good party!
ford
+0 -0
Gambit used cards because it's easy to carry around 52 of them. If he threw a hammer, what would he throw next? His shoes?
...and now you know!
Gambit used cards because it's easy to carry around 52 of them. If he threw a hammer, what would he throw next? His shoes?
...and now you know!
lawbot
+0 -0
Actually, it's pretty easy to carry around about 208 for a dude* wearing standard jeans.
* Words importing one gender shall be taken to import the other unless the context requires otherwise
Actually, it's pretty easy to carry around about 208 for a dude* wearing standard jeans.
* Words importing one gender shall be taken to import the other unless the context requires otherwise
ford
+1 -0
Actually now that you mention it, I wonder how many decks Gambit was/is prone to haul around? Standard jeans can probably pack around three per front pocket, but he still needs to carry his wallet and keys. He also seems like a bit of a holster kind of guy, and i think he pulled them from his sleeves sometimes.
Also, when Gambit plays poker, does he ever accidentally charge up his entire hand by force of habit?
Actually now that you mention it, I wonder how many decks Gambit was/is prone to haul around? Standard jeans can probably pack around three per front pocket, but he still needs to carry his wallet and keys. He also seems like a bit of a holster kind of guy, and i think he pulled them from his sleeves sometimes.
Also, when Gambit plays poker, does he ever accidentally charge up his entire hand by force of habit?
lawbot
+0 -0
I was thinking one pack in each pocket (two at the side, two at the back), with one maybe kept in hand instead of in the pocket.
As to poker playing, I think the answer is no, because if he did, no-one would play poker with him.
I was thinking one pack in each pocket (two at the side, two at the back), with one maybe kept in hand instead of in the pocket.
As to poker playing, I think the answer is no, because if he did, no-one would play poker with him.
professorhazard
+1 -0
They have twenty pouches on their outfits for a reason, folks.
They have twenty pouches on their outfits for a reason, folks.
nosearmy
+0 -0
I always imagined Gambit pulling his cards from the inside pockets of his trenchcoat, or his sleeves, as you mentioned. Storing them in jeans seems awkward, and in the photos I found online just now, he usually wore space-age tight pants with armor all over them. Must go page through my back issues.
I always imagined Gambit pulling his cards from the inside pockets of his trenchcoat, or his sleeves, as you mentioned. Storing them in jeans seems awkward, and in the photos I found online just now, he usually wore space-age tight pants with armor all over them. Must go page through my back issues.
straw
+0 -0
You'd better start with Age of Apocolypse because those books FREAKING ROCKED.
You'd better start with Age of Apocolypse because those books FREAKING ROCKED.
nosearmy
+0 -0
AofA is/was awesome, but in general I prefer Marc Silvestri's frenetic pencils to the smooth computer-drawn colors of the late 90's Marvel comics. The cartoon series ushered in a new era of comics readers, but I am not one of those people.
AofA is/was awesome, but in general I prefer Marc Silvestri's frenetic pencils to the smooth computer-drawn colors of the late 90's Marvel comics. The cartoon series ushered in a new era of comics readers, but I am not one of those people.
donward2
+0 -0
Yes, but if I'm not mistaken, his charge was only a knietic energy charge. Therefore if he were to use objects with more mass, i.e. a hammer, then he would need fewer projectiles to do more damamge.
So, by carrying the 209 hammers that a pair of standard jeans are capable of carrying, then Gambit would be able to turn any Middle Eastern country into a democracy.
Plus, I could never get my cards to fly straight and on target, so playing as Gambit in the backyard always led to me getting my ass kicked by my friend who would always play as Wolverine.
(I took him down with that hammer before my dad started locking his toolbox)
Yes, but if I'm not mistaken, his charge was only a knietic energy charge. Therefore if he were to use objects with more mass, i.e. a hammer, then he would need fewer projectiles to do more damamge.
So, by carrying the 209 hammers that a pair of standard jeans are capable of carrying, then Gambit would be able to turn any Middle Eastern country into a democracy.
Plus, I could never get my cards to fly straight and on target, so playing as Gambit in the backyard always led to me getting my ass kicked by my friend who would always play as Wolverine.
(I took him down with that hammer before my dad started locking his toolbox)
sncether
+1 -0
It has often occurred to me that Gambit could have been completely unstoppable if he'd just spent 15 minutes in a Modell's in 1992. Cards may have panache, but imagine if he was rolling with a bandolier of Aerobies, and maybe a Foxtail strung to his belt for mortar-type purposes? Of course there's always the chance he might replace the trench coat with a closeout Shawn Kemp jersey, but it's equally possible he'd end up with some Bo Jackson apparel. Awesome.
It has often occurred to me that Gambit could have been completely unstoppable if he'd just spent 15 minutes in a Modell's in 1992. Cards may have panache, but imagine if he was rolling with a bandolier of Aerobies, and maybe a Foxtail strung to his belt for mortar-type purposes? Of course there's always the chance he might replace the trench coat with a closeout Shawn Kemp jersey, but it's equally possible he'd end up with some Bo Jackson apparel. Awesome.
tekende
+0 -0
"That really hurt! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"
"That really hurt! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"
killerlimpet
+0 -0
YEAH WELL DID YOUR GENERATION WRITE MACGYVER FANFICTION?
YEAH WELL DID YOUR GENERATION WRITE MACGYVER FANFICTION?
professorhazard
+2 -0
Almost assuredly.
Almost assuredly.
the_voice
+1 -0
Dudeliness and ugliness often walk hand in hand. Who can care that a man is ugly when a man is dudely?
Also, the jacket is extremely sharp.
Dudeliness and ugliness often walk hand in hand. Who can care that a man is ugly when a man is dudely?
Also, the jacket is extremely sharp.
professorhazard
+1 -0
Case in point: Wario.
Case in point: Wario.
farqussus
+0 -0
ASCII MACGYVER BBS
ASCII MACGYVER BBS
donward2
+0 -0
We also wrote fanfiction involving Magnum P.I. and Sonny and Crockett. We OWN other generations when it comes to writing disturbing fanfiction.
We also wrote fanfiction involving Magnum P.I. and Sonny and Crockett. We OWN other generations when it comes to writing disturbing fanfiction.
schroduck
+2 -0
So I take it when the Achewood machine broke, they presumably lost any real conclusion to the prostitute subplot. Then again, what I'm really dreading is a combination of the prostitute and Boy George subplots. That would not be pretty.
So I take it when the Achewood machine broke, they presumably lost any real conclusion to the prostitute subplot. Then again, what I'm really dreading is a combination of the prostitute and Boy George subplots. That would not be pretty.
rowboat
+1 -0
Do your nightmares always have conclusions?
Do your nightmares always have conclusions?
phthoggos
+0 -0
not every strip is a subplot.
not every strip is a subplot.
kharmsengine
+0 -0
old school
old school
jordstar
+28 -1
Hangin' Out Readin' relaxin' all cool
And all pumpin' Boy George tunes out by Ray's pool
When a couple of cats, they were up to no good
Started gettin' sauced up in the Achewood-'hood...
Hangin' Out Readin' relaxin' all cool
And all pumpin' Boy George tunes out by Ray's pool
When a couple of cats, they were up to no good
Started gettin' sauced up in the Achewood-'hood...
autrepoupee
+0 -0
this is totally perfect.
this is totally perfect.
professorhazard
+31 -2
They blazed one little spliff and Roast Beef got scared
He said "shit man fuck what am I doing with my life shit FUUUCK"
Ray whistled for Todd, and when the squirrel came near
The license plate implied that he'd been known to go queer
If anything Ray could say that this van was rare,
But he thought little of it cause he was lit up, dogg
They blazed one little spliff and Roast Beef got scared
He said "shit man fuck what am I doing with my life shit FUUUCK"
Ray whistled for Todd, and when the squirrel came near
The license plate implied that he'd been known to go queer
If anything Ray could say that this van was rare,
But he thought little of it cause he was lit up, dogg
hellofditties
+1 -0
Oh no oh no no no, I did not mean to lame you good sir! I would take it all back in a second if I could.
Oh no oh no no no, I did not mean to lame you good sir! I would take it all back in a second if I could.
professorhazard
+0 -0
I'll forgive you, but you should know that it's more than a little bit because you are a polite, eighteen-year-old female on the Internet.
I'll forgive you, but you should know that it's more than a little bit because you are a polite, eighteen-year-old female on the Internet.
hellofditties
+0 -0
That's what you think...
That's what you think...
professorhazard
+4 -0
Your sentences are songs sung in the key of lie. A bird will not land when you are speaking, for the branch will wilt under your wicked breath.
I wished to trust you with my fortune, but you have proven yourself of the crudest moral fiber. I think you would shoot a baby.
Your sentences are songs sung in the key of lie. A bird will not land when you are speaking, for the branch will wilt under your wicked breath.
I wished to trust you with my fortune, but you have proven yourself of the crudest moral fiber. I think you would shoot a baby.
norrin
+0 -0
You should know by now that 95 percent of teenage girls on the internet are 45 year old men in divers helmets, revolver precariously pressed against the side of said helmet.
You should know by now that 95 percent of teenage girls on the internet are 45 year old men in divers helmets, revolver precariously pressed against the side of said helmet.
professorhazard
+0 -0
I have to keep some degree of optimism. I met my wife of eight years on the Internet!
I have to keep some degree of optimism. I met my wife of eight years on the Internet!
peterjoel
+6 -0
8 Years! That's quite young ... Although you probably aren't committing any crimes until you meet her...
8 Years! That's quite young ... Although you probably aren't committing any crimes until you meet her...
mrprim
+1 -0
Sir, I must applaud you.
I have read these archives backwards and forwards. I have read every comment, examined every tidbit. A short while ago I registered in order to reply to a comment with some sort of Shadownrun-themed witticism but halted myself when the pun I had intended to make became obviously less funny.
You sir, have recieved my first Chubby and my first Reply. Your ability to percieve alternate meanings in simple sentences is a shining beacon in the depths of the internet.
Bravo, peterjoel, bravo.
Sir, I must applaud you.
I have read these archives backwards and forwards. I have read every comment, examined every tidbit. A short while ago I registered in order to reply to a comment with some sort of Shadownrun-themed witticism but halted myself when the pun I had intended to make became obviously less funny.
You sir, have recieved my first Chubby and my first Reply. Your ability to percieve alternate meanings in simple sentences is a shining beacon in the depths of the internet.
Bravo, peterjoel, bravo.
professorhazard
+0 -0
The most irritating part of the relationship is trying to get the blood stains off of my clown suit.
The most irritating part of the relationship is trying to get the blood stains off of my clown suit.
dovey
+0 -0
NOOOO
NOOOO
donward2
+4 -0
this is the kind of person I was hoping to attract with my 'Hip Server' moniker!
Hey! Girl on the internet! Hey! Hey! Look at me! I'm a guy! I'm a 'hip server'! Get it? It's funny, right? Get it? Hey! Wait! Over here!
...Damn.
this is the kind of person I was hoping to attract with my 'Hip Server' moniker!
Hey! Girl on the internet! Hey! Hey! Look at me! I'm a guy! I'm a 'hip server'! Get it? It's funny, right? Get it? Hey! Wait! Over here!
...Damn.
farqussus
+0 -1
i don't get it
i don't get it
hellofditties
+0 -0
Neither do I. Therefore I think you failed in your attempt, donward2. Sorry!
Neither do I. Therefore I think you failed in your attempt, donward2. Sorry!
blindspot
+0 -0
"Ray whistled for Todd, and when the squirrel came near
The license plate implied that he'd been known to go queer"
Question: Is Todd dead? I mean completely and utterly dead. He has not appeared since Teodor made his head explode if I'm not mistaken.
"Ray whistled for Todd, and when the squirrel came near
The license plate implied that he'd been known to go queer"
Question: Is Todd dead? I mean completely and utterly dead. He has not appeared since Teodor made his head explode if I'm not mistaken.
professorhazard
+1 -0
If you think about it, basically nobody has appeared recently except Ray and Beef. I miss Lie Bot.
If you think about it, basically nobody has appeared recently except Ray and Beef. I miss Lie Bot.
hellofditties
+0 -0
He's still trying to figure out the secret hidden page in the menu.
He's still trying to figure out the secret hidden page in the menu.
dr_strangeglove
+0 -0
I'm not one to just mindlessly parrot the comic but, haha, "fuckin' A!"
I'm not one to just mindlessly parrot the comic but, haha, "fuckin' A!"
heccibiggs
+0 -0
I have to say, I sympathise. That was my immediate desire upon reading this as well.
The best we can do is go forward in our lives saying "Fuckin' A!" as much as humanly possible.
I have to say, I sympathise. That was my immediate desire upon reading this as well.
The best we can do is go forward in our lives saying "Fuckin' A!" as much as humanly possible.
lawbot
+0 -0
It pales after a while.
Also, straw poll: Are people more comfortable with my comments if they are in all-caps?
It pales after a while.
Also, straw poll: Are people more comfortable with my comments if they are in all-caps?
rowboat
+9 -0
NO
NO
dovey
+0 -0
No. All-caps are so uncomfortable.
No. All-caps are so uncomfortable.
nosearmy
+0 -0
They give you BLISTERS
They give you BLISTERS
straw
+0 -0
And HALITOSIS.
And HALITOSIS.
catgrl131
+1 -0
And HEMMOROIDS
And HEMMOROIDS
dovey
+0 -0
And SCABIES
And SCABIES
catgrl131
+1 -0
And THE SNIFFLES
And THE SNIFFLES
lawbot
+0 -0
Most uncomfortable you are ever being?
Most uncomfortable you are ever being?
ford
+0 -0
Dunno man, I, along with everyone else tend to hate all-caps but you got kind of a shtick going on.
Dunno man, I, along with everyone else tend to hate all-caps but you got kind of a shtick going on.
norrin
+0 -0
I would accept it if you stuck to talking like a robot, kind of like the guy from Grandma's Boy.
Why didn't more people see that movie?
I would accept it if you stuck to talking like a robot, kind of like the guy from Grandma's Boy.
Why didn't more people see that movie?
professorhazard
+0 -0
It is tragically underrated. I got a contact high from watching it.
It is tragically underrated. I got a contact high from watching it.
professorhazard
+2 -0
There is a time in The Big Lebowski where the Dude is blazing one and, strainedly, says "Fuckin' A".
A friend at the time argued me for months that what he was, in fact, saying was "You look like an egg".
There is a time in The Big Lebowski where the Dude is blazing one and, strainedly, says "Fuckin' A".
A friend at the time argued me for months that what he was, in fact, saying was "You look like an egg".
tekende
+13 -0
Were you watching it edited on TV? If so, it's entirely possible that that is what he was saying. They replaced the swears with some crazy shit.
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"
Were you watching it edited on TV? If so, it's entirely possible that that is what he was saying. They replaced the swears with some crazy shit.
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"
donward2
+0 -0
That makes me LOL in a way that hurts my sides.
The absurdity of that line synched with the mental rewind of Walter smashing a Corvette with a baseball bat is pure gold.
Beware of Strangers in the Alps.
That makes me LOL in a way that hurts my sides.
The absurdity of that line synched with the mental rewind of Walter smashing a Corvette with a baseball bat is pure gold.
Beware of Strangers in the Alps.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Entirely possible. Or, my friend at the time might have just been a stubborn dunce.
I had another friend who insisted that when Wario is selected in Mario Kart 64, exclaiming "I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win", he was actually stating "I'm-a wop, I'm-a gonna win".
Entirely possible. Or, my friend at the time might have just been a stubborn dunce.
I had another friend who insisted that when Wario is selected in Mario Kart 64, exclaiming "I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win", he was actually stating "I'm-a wop, I'm-a gonna win".
dovey
+0 -0
I always used to think Mario saying "Let's-a-go!" in Mario Kart 64 he was saying "Mexico!"
Nintendo does weird things to a person's brain.
I always used to think Mario saying "Let's-a-go!" in Mario Kart 64 he was saying "Mexico!"
Nintendo does weird things to a person's brain.
echidnaboy
+0 -0
"So long, gay Bowser!"
"So long, gay Bowser!"
professorhazard
+0 -0
I don't think ANYBODY knows what Mario is supposed to be saying, there. "So longy, Bowsie" is what I've always heard.
I don't think ANYBODY knows what Mario is supposed to be saying, there. "So longy, Bowsie" is what I've always heard.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
So long KING Bowser is the logical assumption.
So long KING Bowser is the logical assumption.
norrin
+0 -0
We still say "Mexico" in the way he said it, as that's what we heard as well.
I should point out I am Mexican and a lot of my friends are as well, so it gives us occassion to say it more than the average person might.
We still say "Mexico" in the way he said it, as that's what we heard as well.
I should point out I am Mexican and a lot of my friends are as well, so it gives us occassion to say it more than the average person might.
barrymorefm
+0 -0
Has anyone played Sonic Heroes? It's definitely OK if not, but it has a special place in my heart for some reason. Anyway, it's kind of a kids' game, but when punching things, Knuckles certainly says "Shit!" and Tails most certainly accompanies his boosted flights with "Gay!". Adds something.
Has anyone played Sonic Heroes? It's definitely OK if not, but it has a special place in my heart for some reason. Anyway, it's kind of a kids' game, but when punching things, Knuckles certainly says "Shit!" and Tails most certainly accompanies his boosted flights with "Gay!". Adds something.
tekende
+0 -0
In Batman: The Movie (the one with Adam West, not Michael Keaton) there is a point where Bruce Wayne, having been kidnapped by the villains, claims he's "clever enough to outwit you, you stupid thugs!" but it sounds completely like he says "you stupid fucks". It is hilarious.
In Batman: The Movie (the one with Adam West, not Michael Keaton) there is a point where Bruce Wayne, having been kidnapped by the villains, claims he's "clever enough to outwit you, you stupid thugs!" but it sounds completely like he says "you stupid fucks". It is hilarious.
spinynorman
+0 -0
He also says, "This is what happens when you feed a stranger scrambled eggs!"
Weirdest shit.
He also says, "This is what happens when you feed a stranger scrambled eggs!"
Weirdest shit.
professorhazard
+2 -0
Spouted by angriest Sobchak.
Spouted by angriest Sobchak.
dovey
+3 -0
Youtube, Youtube on the Mac, show me edited Sobchak
Youtube, Youtube on the Mac, show me edited Sobchak
albinosquid
+0 -0
I had always assumed that finding a stranger in the Alps would involve more spiritual awakening, less tire iron.
I had always assumed that finding a stranger in the Alps would involve more spiritual awakening, less tire iron.
tekende
+0 -0
Maybe the stranger in the Alps mugged you and you were so mad you just took a tire iron to the first car you saw.
Maybe the stranger in the Alps mugged you and you were so mad you just took a tire iron to the first car you saw.
albinosquid
+0 -0
That's a long walk, though; I mean, wouldn't the day-long trek down from the Alps be plenty of time to get over the mugging?
What kind of emotional ogre am I!?
That's a long walk, though; I mean, wouldn't the day-long trek down from the Alps be plenty of time to get over the mugging?
What kind of emotional ogre am I!?
tekende
+0 -0
Well, the mugging occurred after you took the stranger home from the Alps.
Well, the mugging occurred after you took the stranger home from the Alps.
saucy_jack
+0 -0
I have been laughing for a good five minutes, sir. A chubby for you.
I have been laughing for a good five minutes, sir. A chubby for you.
xiaomimi
+0 -1
Oh GOD I saw that version too! Fucking CLASSIC.
Oh GOD I saw that version too! Fucking CLASSIC.
straw
+0 -1
O hey, there you are. In a couple days once new comments have chilled out, can you link up the blogs as is your wont? It would be rad.
O hey, there you are. In a couple days once new comments have chilled out, can you link up the blogs as is your wont? It would be rad.
xiaomimi
+0 -0
Hey llama man. We got a big deadline on Monday. I will resume my assetbar magnum opus come April, no worries. For now, not so much free time.
Hey llama man. We got a big deadline on Monday. I will resume my assetbar magnum opus come April, no worries. For now, not so much free time.
comrade_tom
+1 -0
"Fuckin' A" is the only English language phrase used in Michael Cimino's "The Deer Hunter"
"Fuckin' A" is the only English language phrase used in Michael Cimino's "The Deer Hunter"
falseprophet
+0 -0
And then turn our backs to the camera to show that it is our Mission.
And then turn our backs to the camera to show that it is our Mission.
tekende
+1 -0
They should find a way to listen to Boy George's tender and good voice singing to Chris Isaak's good guitar notes.
They should find a way to listen to Boy George's tender and good voice singing to Chris Isaak's good guitar notes.
biznart
+0 -0
Especially that third one. Maybe he'll play it again a little later.
Especially that third one. Maybe he'll play it again a little later.
professorhazard
+0 -0
His notes are so good, dude.
His notes are so good, dude.
drago25
+0 -0
In the end, it may be true, but who among us wants to truly acknowledge it? Tender AND good, though? hmm
In the end, it may be true, but who among us wants to truly acknowledge it? Tender AND good, though? hmm
tekende
+1 -0
I don't know about "best singer," as that would be an extremely subjective judgment, but he is pretty good, really. Whether or not you like Culture Club as a band, you can't really say Boy George is a bad singer.
I don't know about "best singer," as that would be an extremely subjective judgment, but he is pretty good, really. Whether or not you like Culture Club as a band, you can't really say Boy George is a bad singer.
jorsh
+0 -0
quick someone deconstruct this so I can understand what they're doing in the last panel
quick someone deconstruct this so I can understand what they're doing in the last panel
professorhazard
+0 -0
They are walking together to the place that Ray keeps his Boy George music.
They are walking together to the place that Ray keeps his Boy George music.
falseprophet
+0 -0
They have their backs to the camera to show that they are on a Mission.
They have their backs to the camera to show that they are on a Mission.
hellofditties
+0 -0
The cats are walking away to listen to some Boy George.
The cats are walking away to listen to some Boy George.
wotown
+0 -0
The talking cats have decided to go listen to the tender and good voice of the former Culture Club singer.
The talking cats have decided to go listen to the tender and good voice of the former Culture Club singer.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Oh, dang, I didn't know we were doing it minimalist-alt-text-style.
Oh, dang, I didn't know we were doing it minimalist-alt-text-style.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
I sort of preferred your description, but mostly just because it suggested that Ray has a special place for his Boy George music and that they are going there.
I sort of preferred your description, but mostly just because it suggested that Ray has a special place for his Boy George music and that they are going there.
catgrl131
+0 -1
Well, yeah! .....Right?
Well, yeah! .....Right?
rowboat
+0 -0
To your credit, jorsh, at first I thought they were just staring out the window, shuddering.
To your credit, jorsh, at first I thought they were just staring out the window, shuddering.
lizard
+0 -0
Are you talking about your avatar?
Are you talking about your avatar?
nickgranger
+2 -0
Roast Beef is sitting in what looks like the least comfortable chair ever. It's like a skinny lazy boy in italics.
Roast Beef is sitting in what looks like the least comfortable chair ever. It's like a skinny lazy boy in italics.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Based on the fact that an interior is only depicted in the last panel, he may be sitting poolside.
Based on the fact that an interior is only depicted in the last panel, he may be sitting poolside.
tekende
+0 -0
Nope. It's the same chair as depicted here.
Nope. It's the same chair as depicted here.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Listen, tekende. I don't wanna tell you your business or nothin', but Ray is the kind of cat who might relocate this chair anywhere that strikes his cat fancy.
Just something to think about.
Listen, tekende. I don't wanna tell you your business or nothin', but Ray is the kind of cat who might relocate this chair anywhere that strikes his cat fancy.
Just something to think about.
tekende
+0 -0
This is true. But even if it is the case, then it's irrelevant to the start of the discussion, which was about how comfortable the chair looked.
But yes, I suppose it could be the same chair, moved outside. Who knows, dude. Who knows.
This is true. But even if it is the case, then it's irrelevant to the start of the discussion, which was about how comfortable the chair looked.
But yes, I suppose it could be the same chair, moved outside. Who knows, dude. Who knows.
professorhazard
+1 -0
Not to be the guy who won't stop beating the dead horse, but I must interject that my point does remain - that chair may be a poolside lounge chair, such as one that always makes you feel like it will collapse under you if you put your full weight back on it - and at some times, it is inside the house.
This is all I am saying.
Not to be the guy who won't stop beating the dead horse, but I must interject that my point does remain - that chair may be a poolside lounge chair, such as one that always makes you feel like it will collapse under you if you put your full weight back on it - and at some times, it is inside the house.
This is all I am saying.
tekende
+1 -0
Ah, I hadn't thought of it that way.
Ah, I hadn't thought of it that way.
falseprophet
+2 -0
This has been a Kindly Fuck Along Thursday, brought to you by tekende and professorhazard.
This has been a Kindly Fuck Along Thursday, brought to you by tekende and professorhazard.
barrymorefm
+0 -0
Note that they could be in the pool house, Roast Beef's former (at this point, yes?) home.
Note that they could be in the pool house, Roast Beef's former (at this point, yes?) home.
epicurus
+1 -0
The last three little panels; we all have moments like this. Well, I do anyway. You should.
The last three little panels; we all have moments like this. Well, I do anyway. You should.
telescreen
+0 -0
The last time I had one of those moments was yesterday. My friend and I came to the Decision to go trap shooting and thus it was said, thus it was done.
The last time I had one of those moments was yesterday. My friend and I came to the Decision to go trap shooting and thus it was said, thus it was done.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Is that where you go out and hunt Alexis Arquette?
Is that where you go out and hunt Alexis Arquette?
donward2
+0 -0
Nice. I like how you incorporate new knowledge. Consider this to be my chuppy to your post as I am out. Alas.
Nice. I like how you incorporate new knowledge. Consider this to be my chuppy to your post as I am out. Alas.
donward2
+0 -0
*chubby*
Damn Me!!
*chubby*
Damn Me!!
professorhazard
+0 -0
Snuppy ?
Snuppy ?
woodenteeth
+1 -1
Rate this Comment: Cloned Dog Created by a Disreputable Korean Scientist
Rate this Comment: Cloned Dog Created by a Disreputable Korean Scientist
professorhazard
+0 -0
Did my mentioning Snuppy lead to a comic about Laika?
Did my mentioning Snuppy lead to a comic about Laika?
miku224
+0 -0
I'm also out of chubbies, but hopefully this comment will suffice.
I'm also out of chubbies, but hopefully this comment will suffice.
grayestnova
+0 -0
I have had moments like this, and I concur with your statement.
I have had moments like this, and I concur with your statement.
donward2
+1 -1
HEY! Girl on the interwebs! Look at me! See my sexually arched eyebrows? See my stylish shades? What about my Aztec pendant? Do you like it? Do you notice me? Hello?...
Would you like to see my MacGuyver fanfiction?
HEY! Girl on the interwebs! Look at me! See my sexually arched eyebrows? See my stylish shades? What about my Aztec pendant? Do you like it? Do you notice me? Hello?...
Would you like to see my MacGuyver fanfiction?
falseprophet
+1 -0
It would work better if your avatar was Roast Beef instead of Ray and you just died over and over again and waited for her to make a few nice comments on your posts instead of having an A-type personality.
Then she would be all up on your MacGruber fanfiction.
Or whatever the fuck.
It would work better if your avatar was Roast Beef instead of Ray and you just died over and over again and waited for her to make a few nice comments on your posts instead of having an A-type personality.
Then she would be all up on your MacGruber fanfiction.
Or whatever the fuck.
grayestnova
+1 -0
This actually made me laugh for a long time.
I will only read your fanfiction if MacGuyver makes a dildo out of a paper bag, a Webster's dictionary book jacket, a bouncy ball and a strand of his own hair.
This actually made me laugh for a long time.
I will only read your fanfiction if MacGuyver makes a dildo out of a paper bag, a Webster's dictionary book jacket, a bouncy ball and a strand of his own hair.
thorfinn
+3 -0
You didn't see that episode?
You didn't see that episode?
comrade_tom
+0 -0
I swear i saw an episode of MacGuyver that had Brian Blessed in it, how messed up is that?
I swear i saw an episode of MacGuyver that had Brian Blessed in it, how messed up is that?
dovey
+0 -0
Man what. And I bet he was just all goin buck wild and yellin' shit too.
Hooboy, that Brian Blessed.
Man what. And I bet he was just all goin buck wild and yellin' shit too.
Hooboy, that Brian Blessed.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Lord, spare me.
Lord, spare me.
heccibiggs
+3 -0
Ahaha I can't believe no one has commented on the hilarity of Ray just reading that one article over and over and getting more and more irritated.
It reminds me of "Why do I even subscribe!" with the Polack-hating magazine. Oh, here it is.
Ahaha I can't believe no one has commented on the hilarity of Ray just reading that one article over and over and getting more and more irritated.
It reminds me of "Why do I even subscribe!" with the Polack-hating magazine. Oh, here it is.
lawbot
+0 -0
This is because it is not an incongruous thing for Ray to be doing.
This is because it is not an incongruous thing for Ray to be doing.
aliiis
+0 -0
YES that is totally the best part. He's just settin' himself up for failure.
I like to think he has been standing there doing that and making gradually more irritated comments since the last time we saw him. On Friday.
YES that is totally the best part. He's just settin' himself up for failure.
I like to think he has been standing there doing that and making gradually more irritated comments since the last time we saw him. On Friday.
spinynorman
+0 -0
As his thought flow chart indicates, a lot of Ray's mind works in loops. Very little if anything is every learned.
I'd say about 60% of Achewood arcs involve him thinking up a new completely ridiculous business plan, and then trying to follow through before becoming distracted. The boy just don't have much common sense.
As his thought flow chart indicates, a lot of Ray's mind works in loops. Very little if anything is every learned.
I'd say about 60% of Achewood arcs involve him thinking up a new completely ridiculous business plan, and then trying to follow through before becoming distracted. The boy just don't have much common sense.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
I admit, I laughed at it when I read it, but I'm laughing longer and harder at my having been reminded of its predecessor. Chubbies all around!
I admit, I laughed at it when I read it, but I'm laughing longer and harder at my having been reminded of its predecessor. Chubbies all around!
charhe
+0 -0
Roast Beef has done some rude things on cocaine. Like making a business plan for a restaurant chain that would compete with Ramono's Macaroni Grill by featuring a waterfall in the main dining area.
This is because adding waterfalls to things is an essential part of making bad decisions about being high on cocaine.
Or perhaps waterfalls are cocaine's contribution to the world?
Roast Beef has done some rude things on cocaine. Like making a business plan for a restaurant chain that would compete with Ramono's Macaroni Grill by featuring a waterfall in the main dining area.
This is because adding waterfalls to things is an essential part of making bad decisions about being high on cocaine.
Or perhaps waterfalls are cocaine's contribution to the world?
dino_grill
+0 -0
Cocaine is the unsung hero of many industries: restaurant, music, film, publishing, financial, etc. But apparently not the webcomics industry.
Cocaine is the unsung hero of many industries: restaurant, music, film, publishing, financial, etc. But apparently not the webcomics industry.
dovey
+0 -0
It however is the un-un-sung hero of the drug industry, or at least it was for a period in the mid-late 80s.
It however is the un-un-sung hero of the drug industry, or at least it was for a period in the mid-late 80s.
dino_grill
+2 -0
when you think about it, this strip just continues the hyper-masculine tone of the past few strips, because only a "real" man can straight up enjoy some pop music.
when you think about it, this strip just continues the hyper-masculine tone of the past few strips, because only a "real" man can straight up enjoy some pop music.
mattfish
+0 -0
Hell yes, man.
Hell yes, man.
lawbot
+0 -0
Keep telling yourself that.
Keep telling yourself that.
dino_grill
+0 -0
I'm such a man that I listen to Britney Spears in the gym while lifting weights. So I WILL keep telling myself that.
I'm such a man that I listen to Britney Spears in the gym while lifting weights. So I WILL keep telling myself that.
tekende
+0 -0
And yet your profile claims you are female. Which is it, dino_grill. Which is it.
And yet your profile claims you are female. Which is it, dino_grill. Which is it.
dino_grill
+0 -0
My masculinity is strictly metaphorical.
My masculinity is strictly metaphorical.
spinynorman
+1 -0
Isn't everybody's?
(Most folks is frightened 'cause it's true.)
Isn't everybody's?
(Most folks is frightened 'cause it's true.)
lawbot
+0 -0
I'm pretty sure that my rad chillies are not metaphorical, but literal.
SO, NO
I'm pretty sure that my rad chillies are not metaphorical, but literal.
SO, NO
dovey
+0 -0
LAWBOT HEY HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW MAN
LAWBOT HEY HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW MAN
lawbot
+0 -0
JUST AWESOME MAN HOW YOU DOING RIGHT THIS SECOND
JUST AWESOME MAN HOW YOU DOING RIGHT THIS SECOND
dovey
+1 -0
IT'S 11:23PM ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND I'M ON THE INTERNET
HOW D'YA THINK I FEEL BABY
IT'S 11:23PM ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND I'M ON THE INTERNET
HOW D'YA THINK I FEEL BABY
tekende
+2 -0
ARE YOU THE THING THAT CRAPPED BY THE GAS STATION
ARE YOU THE THING THAT CRAPPED BY THE GAS STATION
donward2
+2 -0
YEAH! DID YOU LIKE THAT?
YEAH! DID YOU LIKE THAT?
tekende
+1 -0
IT MADE A LOT OF SENSE TO ME
IT MADE A LOT OF SENSE TO ME
miku224
+0 -0
I really don't understand. In 9 out of 10 cases, when someone decides to quote another strip verbatim, it gets lamed at least a couple or three times.
Tekende, people must like you. That, or there's a new strip up so no one is reading this anymore.
I really don't understand. In 9 out of 10 cases, when someone decides to quote another strip verbatim, it gets lamed at least a couple or three times.
Tekende, people must like you. That, or there's a new strip up so no one is reading this anymore.
catgrl131
+2 -0
OH MY LORD DOVEY, I WAS LOOKING ACROSS THE COMMENTS AND I READ THAT ONE AT EXACTLY THAT TIME ON EXACTLY THAT DAY! HOW WACKY IS THAT?
OH MY LORD DOVEY, I WAS LOOKING ACROSS THE COMMENTS AND I READ THAT ONE AT EXACTLY THAT TIME ON EXACTLY THAT DAY! HOW WACKY IS THAT?
dovey
+0 -0
PRETT WACKY CATGIRL
PRETT WACKY CATGIRL
catgrl131
+1 -0
*ahem* catgIrl? CAT-FREAKING-G I RL!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
*ahem* catgIrl? CAT-FREAKING-G I RL!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
professorhazard
+1 -0
She's so mad that you spelled "pretty" wrong.
She's so mad that you spelled "pretty" wrong.
spinynorman
+1 -0
Hey, have you guys heard of this shit, apple jack? It's like apple whisky. Alton Brown says it's good to make apple pies with, because of some sort of crazy science horseshit about flour and water and I don't know what the fuck, and though I bought it to cook with I think it's pretty good just to sit around drinking with.
Yeah, I'm drunk in an empty apartment with the stove on. It's a regular saturday afternoon
Hey, have you guys heard of this shit, apple jack? It's like apple whisky. Alton Brown says it's good to make apple pies with, because of some sort of crazy science horseshit about flour and water and I don't know what the fuck, and though I bought it to cook with I think it's pretty good just to sit around drinking with.
Yeah, I'm drunk in an empty apartment with the stove on. It's a regular saturday afternoon
tekende
+0 -0
Virtual chubby. This is good.
Virtual chubby. This is good.
autrepoupee
+1 -0
I wholeheartedly agree, pop music is popular for a reason. This statement is not going to be so POP-U-LAAAR on the internet on the main, but Blackout is really an awesome album.
I wholeheartedly agree, pop music is popular for a reason. This statement is not going to be so POP-U-LAAAR on the internet on the main, but Blackout is really an awesome album.
loneal
+0 -0
Was that...was that a Wicked reference?
Was that...was that a Wicked reference?
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
I totally got that vibe too! I thought of Glinda (or was it Galinda at the time?) the second I read the word.
I totally got that vibe too! I thought of Glinda (or was it Galinda at the time?) the second I read the word.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
I hate to let everybody down but it's actually a Peter Gabriel reference. Games Without Frontiers, a real hoot of a song. Although, I'd feel less of a pasty pop anachronism if I was referencing Wicked.
I hate to let everybody down but it's actually a Peter Gabriel reference. Games Without Frontiers, a real hoot of a song. Although, I'd feel less of a pasty pop anachronism if I was referencing Wicked.
tekende
+0 -0
Actually, I think that, as far as Acheworld is concerned, referencing Peter Gabriel is probably a lot better than referencing Wicked. It is for me, anyway.
Actually, I think that, as far as Acheworld is concerned, referencing Peter Gabriel is probably a lot better than referencing Wicked. It is for me, anyway.
dovey
+0 -0
Peter Gabriel, yes
Games Without Frontiers, no.
What the hell, Pete?
Peter Gabriel, yes
Games Without Frontiers, no.
What the hell, Pete?
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
As far as Acheworld is concerned, referencing Peter Gabriel probably IS a lot better than referencing Wicked. As far as the rest of my life is concerned, however, it really isn't.
Oh how I dislike on the Peter Gabriel.
As far as Acheworld is concerned, referencing Peter Gabriel probably IS a lot better than referencing Wicked. As far as the rest of my life is concerned, however, it really isn't.
Oh how I dislike on the Peter Gabriel.
tekende
+0 -0
But he's in a Geico commercial. A pretty rad one.
But he's in a Geico commercial. A pretty rad one.
thegoodwillgirl
+0 -0
I must've missed that one. And lord knows I'm a Geico commercial fan. (I wish that was sarcasm. It wasn't.)
I must've missed that one. And lord knows I'm a Geico commercial fan. (I wish that was sarcasm. It wasn't.)
tekende
+0 -0
It was great, he used that guitar talky-box thing, you know? Where he talks in the microphone and uses the guitar to modify the vocals?
I bet it's on Youtube. I'm not going to look right now, though.
I too am a fan of Geico commercials.
It was great, he used that guitar talky-box thing, you know? Where he talks in the microphone and uses the guitar to modify the vocals?
I bet it's on Youtube. I'm not going to look right now, though.
I too am a fan of Geico commercials.
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
That... that was Peter Frampton. I don't know why I felt the need to correct this. But I do.
That... that was Peter Frampton. I don't know why I felt the need to correct this. But I do.
tekende
+0 -0
Yeah, I realized my mistake later. Sorry, everybody!
Yeah, I realized my mistake later. Sorry, everybody!
redmasaki
+0 -0
Boy George's face IS starting to melt a bit...
At least he wrote a song about an African American lady in the south during the 1800s. There arent too many of those.
Boy George's face IS starting to melt a bit...
At least he wrote a song about an African American lady in the south during the 1800s. There arent too many of those.
marcadelic
+1 -0
I think that last panel is like the final scene in Blair Witch, where their plan went awry when Boy George made them to stand in the corner.
I think that last panel is like the final scene in Blair Witch, where their plan went awry when Boy George made them to stand in the corner.
falseprophet
+0 -0
It is silly to like The Cure but it is a thing to like Boy George.
It is silly to like The Cure but it is a thing to like Boy George.
abj
+0 -0
As an achewood fan who likes The Cure alot, I am amused by this.
I like to think that Chris Onstad exists in a state of duality, where he simultaneously likes (Teodor) and hates (the other achewood characters) The Cure.
As an achewood fan who likes The Cure alot, I am amused by this.
I like to think that Chris Onstad exists in a state of duality, where he simultaneously likes (Teodor) and hates (the other achewood characters) The Cure.
evolume
+0 -0
Boy George: Lady looks like a dude.
Boy George: Lady looks like a dude.
tekende
+2 -0
Other...other way around, dude.
Other...other way around, dude.
dougthehead
+0 -0
ARE YOU SURE? ....
ARE YOU SURE? ....
catgrl131
+1 -0
NO
NO
tortoisesandbox
+1 -0
Man, there hasn't been a for serious arc since Leon Sumbitches. Or does Onstad just not label things?
Man, there hasn't been a for serious arc since Leon Sumbitches. Or does Onstad just not label things?
falseprophet
+1 -0
Goddam man I am still waitin to find out what happened with Molly and Lyle at the gas station bathroom!
Did they make it out in time?
Goddam man I am still waitin to find out what happened with Molly and Lyle at the gas station bathroom!
Did they make it out in time?
scraggg
+1 -0
Chubbied for spelling your obscenities in the manner of Holden Caulfield.
Chubbied for spelling your obscenities in the manner of Holden Caulfield.
lawbot
+0 -0
Chubby for reminding me of that arc!
Chubby for reminding me of that arc!
dovey
+0 -0
Well Beef proposing to Molly is post-Leon Sumbitches so I'm gonna say that Onstad is just neglectful in making the little box in the bottom left say things.
Well Beef proposing to Molly is post-Leon Sumbitches so I'm gonna say that Onstad is just neglectful in making the little box in the bottom left say things.
tortoisesandbox
+0 -0
Agreed. Brother needs to maintain, if you ask me.
Agreed. Brother needs to maintain, if you ask me.
edwell
+0 -0
If you view the source code, you can see how many arcs each year has:
2001: 0
2002: 7
2003: 17
2004: 10
2005: 4
2006: 7
2007: 1
2008: 0
If you view the source code, you can see how many arcs each year has:
2001: 0
2002: 7
2003: 17
2004: 10
2005: 4
2006: 7
2007: 1
2008: 0
chivalress
+0 -0
A return to form.
A return to form.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Kids, do not listen to Boy George. He is a ridiculous man.
Kids, do not listen to Boy George. He is a ridiculous man.
professorhazard
+0 -0
Ray would not only beg to differ, he would inform you that you have no Fuckin' idea what you're talkin' about.
Ray would not only beg to differ, he would inform you that you have no Fuckin' idea what you're talkin' about.
boredom_man
+0 -0
A comment left by boredom_man was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, mrcool1122, Comrade_Tom)
A comment left by boredom_man was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, mrcool1122, Comrade_Tom)
morypcaina
+0 -0
Chubbied for the effort and because I recognize the "Watching T.V." lyrics, but Roger Waters is too randomly racist to be a convincing humanist....
Chubbied for the effort and because I recognize the "Watching T.V." lyrics, but Roger Waters is too randomly racist to be a convincing humanist....
boredom_man
+0 -0
No endorsement was intended.
No endorsement was intended.
tekende
+0 -0
Roger Waters is racist?
Roger Waters is racist?
farqussus
+0 -0
racist against interesting people
racist against interesting people
flazisismuss
+0 -0
You are wrong. He transcended ridiculousness. He made ridiculousness itself ridiculous.
You are wrong. He transcended ridiculousness. He made ridiculousness itself ridiculous.
wittyname
+1 -0
Pushing boundaries. Setting new records. Getting the train to stop at Funtime.
Pushing boundaries. Setting new records. Getting the train to stop at Funtime.
jonny000
+0 -0
A comment left by jonny000 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, falseprophet, scraggg)
A comment left by jonny000 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Thorfinn, falseprophet, scraggg)
mrcool1122
+2 -0
In the reporter's break room:
". . . And that's how I uncovered a scandal of corruption leading all the way to the prime minister. So, Dave, what's the next thing you're working on?"
"Oh, you know, I got some stuff like that. I'm focusing on this story of a company that hires prostitutes for its executives to beat up as a team-building exercise. I've also working on the Andre Agassi story."
"Oh! Andre Agassi! What's your angle?"
"He's pretty. Very pretty."
" Whoa. "
In the reporter's break room:
". . . And that's how I uncovered a scandal of corruption leading all the way to the prime minister. So, Dave, what's the next thing you're working on?"
"Oh, you know, I got some stuff like that. I'm focusing on this story of a company that hires prostitutes for its executives to beat up as a team-building exercise. I've also working on the Andre Agassi story."
"Oh! Andre Agassi! What's your angle?"
"He's pretty. Very pretty."
" Whoa. "
jadus
+1 -0
Speaking of contributions to the world, good comic today :)
Speaking of contributions to the world, good comic today :)
ford
+0 -0
your avatar should be captioned "the dark side of the beedog"
your avatar should be captioned "the dark side of the beedog"
dovey
+1 -0
That comment made me do this
[IMGS OFF]
I'm sorry :(
That comment made me do this
[IMGS OFF]
I'm sorry :(
snick
+0 -0
Comment left by snick ignored.
Comment left by snick ignored.
lawbot
+0 -0
INFORMER
INFORMER
ford
+1 -0
Nothing like that image entered my mind at all. It seems to be an abomination.
Nothing like that image entered my mind at all. It seems to be an abomination.
tekende
+0 -0
I once made a birthday card for my dad like that except the light was hitting a piece of birthday cake. He's a Pink Floyd fan and yet didn't understand what I was going for until I explained it.
"You know? D--Dark Side of the Moon ? Get it? Geez, Dad."
I once made a birthday card for my dad like that except the light was hitting a piece of birthday cake. He's a Pink Floyd fan and yet didn't understand what I was going for until I explained it.
"You know? D--Dark Side of the Moon ? Get it? Geez, Dad."
jadus
+0 -0
lol wow. and it fits! i'm the biggest pink floyd fan ever.
lol wow. and it fits! i'm the biggest pink floyd fan ever.
farqussus
+0 -0
yeah, that fits.
yeah, that fits.
quartzblade
+0 -0
In this comic, Ray and Roast Beef make bad decisions about music from an article they read using groupthink. Later they will reflect on today's events with minds unclouded, but for know they will think they are enjoying themselves. Observe.
In this comic, Ray and Roast Beef make bad decisions about music from an article they read using groupthink. Later they will reflect on today's events with minds unclouded, but for know they will think they are enjoying themselves. Observe.
lawbot
+0 -0
Are you a Marxist?
Are you a Marxist?
comrade_tom
+1 -0
Got back last night incredibly drunk, i remeber checking achewwod, but when i looked the next morning the strip was nothing like the one i remembered.
My mind seems to be creating intoxicant inspired achewood strips and this worries me.
It's not rad to have alcoholism.
Got back last night incredibly drunk, i remeber checking achewwod, but when i looked the next morning the strip was nothing like the one i remembered.
My mind seems to be creating intoxicant inspired achewood strips and this worries me.
It's not rad to have alcoholism.
wittyname
+0 -0
This should not worry, your minds makes the most perfect Achewoods for you. You're enjoying the strip twice as much as the regular commentor.
This should not worry, your minds makes the most perfect Achewoods for you. You're enjoying the strip twice as much as the regular commentor.
irondave
+0 -0
Isn't it possible that you lost track of time? Some significant length of time?
Isn't it possible that you lost track of time? Some significant length of time?
neonfreon
+0 -2
i dont like this at all
i dont like this at all
dovey
+0 -0
Your iconoclasm continues to astound and impress us all.
Your iconoclasm continues to astound and impress us all.
tekende
+0 -0
In your own words, explain why this is so. You must cite any sources used to support your thesis.
In your own words, explain why this is so. You must cite any sources used to support your thesis.
rygarrett2
+0 -0
man, i hate people
man, i hate people
cousinted
+1 -0
Fun activity: Add the last three panels onto any strip from any other webcomic ever, it will always turn out awesome.
Fun activity: Add the last three panels onto any strip from any other webcomic ever, it will always turn out awesome.
mrblank91
+20 -0
By Jove You're Right!
[IMGS OFF]
By Jove You're Right!
[IMGS OFF]
wittyname
+0 -0
mrblank181, please have my retarded man-baby .
mrblank181, please have my retarded man-baby .
drskradley
+0 -0
Let's try this with something universally hated on Assetbar...
[IMGS OFF]
Let's try this with something universally hated on Assetbar...
[IMGS OFF]
drskradley
+0 -0
A comment left by drskradley was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, wittyname, hellofditties)
A comment left by drskradley was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, wittyname, hellofditties)
dovey
+0 -2
I like Questionable Content :(
I like Questionable Content :(
mrblank91
+0 -0
That's weird, I was just reading that comic... And listening to ...And Justice For All!! Oh Gods of the Internets, why do you taunt me so?
On the topic of your comic, the idea was great, the execution, perhaps slightly questionable (ha! shoot me...). Dora still manages to look foxy with a beer belly and Misfits t-shirt...
That's weird, I was just reading that comic... And listening to ...And Justice For All!! Oh Gods of the Internets, why do you taunt me so?
On the topic of your comic, the idea was great, the execution, perhaps slightly questionable (ha! shoot me...). Dora still manages to look foxy with a beer belly and Misfits t-shirt...
synnah
+0 -0
I dunno, it gets a bit poorly-conveyed towards the end.
I dunno, it gets a bit poorly-conveyed towards the end.
synnah
+0 -0
Ignore this, I'm obviously talking rubbish. It gets a bit awesome towards the end.
Ignore this, I'm obviously talking rubbish. It gets a bit awesome towards the end.
farqussus
+0 -1
I mentioned this in an ancient comic, but seeing you wedged it in here..
QC stole Ray's cry.
[IMGS OFF]
I mentioned this in an ancient comic, but seeing you wedged it in here..
QC stole Ray's cry.
[IMGS OFF]
dovey
+0 -0
It's almost as though the author of the strip enjoys Achewood and is making a reference to it in his own internet comic.
It's almost as though other comics do it too...
It's almost as though the author of the strip enjoys Achewood and is making a reference to it in his own internet comic.
It's almost as though other comics do it too...
farqussus
+0 -0
You make it sound like QC has a personality of its own. I read it in the same way I always find myself watching Days. I just want to find out what happens. The indie band references are strained and the humour is bland.
You make it sound like QC has a personality of its own. I read it in the same way I always find myself watching Days. I just want to find out what happens. The indie band references are strained and the humour is bland.
falseprophet
+0 -0
You solved the problem. What a great workshop. Thank you.
You solved the problem. What a great workshop. Thank you.
linning
+0 -0
Beef saying "Fuckin' A!" troubled me for two reasons. The first being that my achefriends will assume I am quoting him whenever I say it from now on (and I say it alot); and that seeing that amount of capitalisation and punctuation in such a small amount of Beef's dialogue makes it seem somehow... Less Beef. Perhaps in his excitement he has momentarily forgotten how cripplingly depressing most of his life has been. I'd like to think so.
Beef saying "Fuckin' A!" troubled me for two reasons. The first being that my achefriends will assume I am quoting him whenever I say it from now on (and I say it alot); and that seeing that amount of capitalisation and punctuation in such a small amount of Beef's dialogue makes it seem somehow... Less Beef. Perhaps in his excitement he has momentarily forgotten how cripplingly depressing most of his life has been. I'd like to think so.
snidedk
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I wouldn't worry too much, Office Space got to "fuckin' a" way before Achewood
I wouldn't worry too much, Office Space got to "fuckin' a" way before Achewood
drskradley
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As did Apocalypse Now. The situation wasn't as cool for all involved, though.
As did Apocalypse Now. The situation wasn't as cool for all involved, though.
dovey
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Don't begrudge a man his momentary escape from Circumstances.
Don't begrudge a man his momentary escape from Circumstances.
kingsleymc
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This is it. This is the heart of Achewood right here. Two dudes not afraid to go listen to some Boy George.
This is it. This is the heart of Achewood right here. Two dudes not afraid to go listen to some Boy George.
dougthehead
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I love how Ray was reading the column about Andre Agassi being handsome over and over again.
I love how Ray was reading the column about Andre Agassi being handsome over and over again.
irondave
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When I read Beef's blog entry tonight and clicked the "Next Blog" link on Blogspot, I got a blog devoted to:
Quote:
I am not kidding. I bet you could look this up.
When I read Beef's blog entry tonight and clicked the "Next Blog" link on Blogspot, I got a blog devoted to:
Quote:
Composing Topical Urdu Poetry of Scientific Nature & Current Scientific and Technoligical Events and International Days
I am not kidding. I bet you could look this up.
boscostacy
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oh man why are you listening to boy george like it is just a basic day
oh man why are you listening to boy george like it is just a basic day
harrisonbender
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Andre Agassi has a nice smile.
Andre Agassi has a nice smile.
chuvak
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He looks like he should be in a senior citizen's pearl jam tribute band.
He looks like he should be in a senior citizen's pearl jam tribute band.
chuvak
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apostraphes: so easy to misuse.
apostraphes: so easy to misuse.
thorfinn
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apostrophe : so easy to misspell
apostrophe : so easy to misspell
mikeleffel2
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TO THE BOY GEORGE POLES
oh eew
TO THE BOY GEORGE POLES
oh eew
norrin
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What happened to the first Mike Leffel? What did you do to him!?
What happened to the first Mike Leffel? What did you do to him!?
norrin
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Assetbar, you son of a bitch.
Assetbar, you son of a bitch.
professorhazard
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What is Mike Leffel the anagram of?
What is Mike Leffel the anagram of?
cmr
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"elk MILF fee", why?
"elk MILF fee", why?
tipist
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Elf milk fee
Those bastards overcharge like a bitch.
Elf milk fee
Those bastards overcharge like a bitch.
dovey
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I do not want this to be an arc.
I do not want this to be an arc.
little_angry_plum
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i dunno. this one feels like a less-funny version of that strip about chris issak's guitar notes.
i dunno. this one feels like a less-funny version of that strip about chris issak's guitar notes.
glandwich
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Red, gold and green.... red, gold and gree (ee hee heen)
Red, gold and green.... red, gold and gree (ee hee heen)
ctrl_z
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Achewood promotes healthy reading habits.
Achewood promotes healthy reading habits.
tekende
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For fun times, imagine Stephen Hawking singing the chorus of "Karma Chameleon." It's great.
For fun times, imagine Stephen Hawking singing the chorus of "Karma Chameleon." It's great.
zehnder
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Ha Ha.
YOU
COME
AND
GO
YOU
COME
AND
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Ha Ha.
YOU
COME
AND
GO
YOU
COME
AND
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
gussiejives
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I've never seen anybody get so excited over Boy George since Jon Moss.
I've never seen anybody get so excited over Boy George since Jon Moss.
hypoluxa
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The "Fuckin' A" got me on this one.
The "Fuckin' A" got me on this one.
xiaomimi
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Today's Blogs
Roast Beef: Why did I get screamed at
Philippe: The Dog Got an Operation!
Today's Blogs
Roast Beef: Why did I get screamed at
Philippe: The Dog Got an Operation!
xiaomimi
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[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
mrblank91
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I tell you what xiaomimi, you got some serious stamina posting all those blogs links. Presuming you're not getting paid by Onstad it's a fine service you have provided to Assetbar, and all for little digital bundles of love called Chubbies . Or perhaps it's an effort to swing the Interweb Karma your way. Whatever the reason, I salute you.
I tell you what xiaomimi, you got some serious stamina posting all those blogs links. Presuming you're not getting paid by Onstad it's a fine service you have provided to Assetbar, and all for little digital bundles of love called Chubbies . Or perhaps it's an effort to swing the Interweb Karma your way. Whatever the reason, I salute you.
whoper
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I never really noticed before, but Beef in the penultimate two panels looks for all the world like Showbiz got a haircut and a shave.
I never really noticed before, but Beef in the penultimate two panels looks for all the world like Showbiz got a haircut and a shave.
nice-on-water
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There's really only one bad decision about being high on cocaine, and that's being high on cocaine, I guess, in the context of this strip.
There's really only one bad decision about being high on cocaine, and that's being high on cocaine, I guess, in the context of this strip.
A comment left by lucidz was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by sirhan_duran, blastradius, vermy)
I like the idea of an arc around the idea of pricking Boy George with a pin to see if it produces a hit record.
Hell, skip the pin and hand me a hot branding iron! He'll really sing then!!
In music news today, Boy George's new single "Oh God, It Burns!" reached #1 on the charts.
You really seem to want to hurt me!
You're really trying hard to make me cry!
Come on come on come on come on come on quit burning me.
Its really sore. Its really sorrrrreeee.
hot off the press, if you will...
Pfft, only the British charts.
A bit ironic, given that Boy George's bad decisions are actually about getting high on heroin.
That's not ironic at all.
Naw, it's not an arc. It's just some fellas who have come to a Decision.
To contribute, about ten years ago they made a program that analyzed all of Mozart's symphonies and much of his other written music and "fabricated" another symphony of his, the 42nd. They played it for two groups of people - those who knew it was made by a machine and those who thought it was straight up Mozart. Those who thought it was Mozart thought it sounded wonderful. Those who thought it was a machine thought it was pure shit.
There was probably a third group who thought they should be sitting around listening to Boy George instead of machine-made Mozart. That group was ignored. Until today.
This is a great anecdote, and I will begin telling it to everyone, regardless of its veracity.
I hope its true, otherwise my musical theory teacher at Interlochen was completely full of shit.
Sometimes they are.
I had a Speech teacher that failed me because I wrote a speech on not supporting legalized discrimination of Middle Easterners in the U.S. after 9/11. He was fired the next year for lying on his resume.
I'm pretty certain he made stuff up all the time.
My middle school health teacher got busted for smoking crack with students.
I'm-a tell you something about me, Principal Higginbotham, you might not know. I smoke rocks.
OK kids, now I could sit here and tell you all day how bad drugs are, but you don't want to listen to that. I feel that experience is the best teacher in these matters, so I'm going to need a few volunteers.
Why can't both be true?
It is indeed news you can use.
That's interesting, but I think they failed to carry it out to its logical conclusion. We must perform this experiment with Kraftwerk.
I suspect that the proposal itself is enough of a logic tongue-twister to burn out the main CPUs of some of their biggest fans.
And just for the record, I like Kraftwerk. But you're crazy if you don't think you have to step around a bunch of Roombas at their concerts.
Must be a lot of film re-enactments going on, there.
I hear they pay people to go to the bathroom on them. Is that true?
Yes. The members of Kraftwerk hate the Roomba component of their fan base. They register their disapproval the only way they know how: one hand playing a minor key with one finger, the other hand directing a steady stream of urine out of the flap in their jumpsuits.
I wasn't aware one could play a minor key with one finger. Is it perhaps a really long finger going across the A minor scale?
It sure is.
Nah, they usually do it right on stage.
Nonsense. Everyone knows that in East Germany, the bathroom goes on you.
I invoke the great God of Lame with my incantation.
AMEN, Brother!
See also: The People's Choice--Music , The Most Wanted Song, and The Most Unwanted Song, as determined by Truly Scientific Survey Results.
It's Labor Day! Labor Day! Oh what a wonderful day!
(lyrics from the 20 minute long most-unwanted song)
i must hear The Most Unwanted Song! it sounds amazing!
i love this part: "An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs."
meanwhile, The Most Wanted Song sounds like it was just ripped off of Rob Thomas's latest album.
oh people, with their silly silly preferences.
You can listen to them both here .
I found the Most Unwanted much more listenable - the satirical lyrics and kitchen sink instrumentation in the soprano's verses recall The United States of America (the one-album band, not the country.)
The children's choir praising Jesus, Mary, and Wal-Mart in the same breath, now that recalls the country.
Both are absolutely fucking hilarious. Thank you.
Six albums!
(...yeah, ok, I'll admit most haven't heard of the others but still...)
I think you might be confusing the United States of America with The Presidents of the United States of America. They are two different bands, separated by much time and space.
Please feel free to use this resource:
All Music Guide
Holy crap, yes, yes I was. My brain pulled that filling-in-the-expected-word trick on me, even though it was four days too early for that sort of shenanigan. Thank you for setting me straight.
...and, having listened to some, that comparison suddenly makes SO much more sense.
Dave Barry established years ago that the Most Unwanted Song (winning for General Badness and Worst Lyrics BOTH) was "MacArthur Park." I mostly concur. Few songs would be improved by a video of Father Guido Sarducci singing them in Italian (IN the actual MacArthur Park).
I am I cried
That sucks too. Barry was surprised it didn't make the final cut. It was his personal choice.
Does anybody else think The Most Unwanted Song sounds a lot like Mr. Bungle?
Whoah, have a chubby for knowing Mr. Bungle and for making that comparison. You're kinda right!
I've talked one of my friends into playing The Most Unwanted Song on his radio show soon.
Yom Kippur! Yom Kippur! Self reflection and atonement!
Yom Kippur! Yom Kippur! DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART!
Today, they speak out, and the world, will listen, or it will burn?
Until today, I did not know how ignored I was!
[IMGS OFF]
The Sun's not yellow, it's chicken.
The dastard who lamed you has a mp3 player full of mecha-Mozart.
YES