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I take the birthday off. Friday, June 13, 2003 • read strip Viewing 37 comments:

what the HELL man.

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by UncleRifle, evolume, Sargasm, Jesus, lk, SotiCoto)

does anyone actually know what he looks like?

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i'm on it. *grabs her camera and starts driving* back in 10.

days, that is.

[IMGS OFF]

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Round 2.

I just. I'm FASCINATED by what these could be, with the whole [IMGS OFF] that I see any time someone used to have an image. I want to know, but I know I can't. It's MADDENING. And you even posted another for round 2! TELL ME NOW OR THE GIRL GETS IT!

You don't have a girl.

Shame, isn't it?

Patton Oswalt, only trimmer, and somewhat more handsome.

i love it cuz

cuz hes like its my birthday

and im gonna pick you up for friendship idc about your 187 iQ

Onstad's shoes seem very similar to [url=Lie Bot's.]https://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052005[/url] Does Lie Bot take Chris' shoes when he's not around?

Screw you BBcode, FUCK you!

Your avatar matches that comment so awesomely

I mean, what do you say to panel 4? What is the correct answer? Is that a binary true-false question?

Damn it, every time I see asherdan say "'stad" I can't help but think of someone deucing on your kitchen floor that I have never seen. Thank you for that visceral image, for a corner of my mind is forever broken.
But in the good way?

No prob', 'tumdude.

I gave this a 5 as a belated birthday present.

Everyone knows a cat that says that when you pick it up.

Most cats say it with their claws, though.

My cat responds in exactly the same manner when I pick him up. He has never offered me a Martini, though; and I'll be damned if he's going to wear a thong. The glasses would be cool.

He picked up (and hugged ) a talking eyeless cat weaing a thong w/ a sewn-on tail and drinking a martiny (oh, i went here). Truly, Mr. Onstad, what the hell?

"Sewn-on tail?"

(Also chubbubied for "martiny".)

God I love this one. And this one . Something about when they get picked up is just so great. I love how the Onstads in the final panels of each are identical (at least it seems like to me, I always sucked at those damn find-the-difference things in Highlights magazine at the dentist's office).

Onstad doesn't mind recieving alcohol from his cats on his birthday.

I don't think I'd mind, either.

But where does the glass go?

Ray is annoyed because Onstad did not use the correct technique:
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I think that this might be a duplicate post, but I am not certain. Has there ever been a re-run of above strip?

Whoa, is this a rerun strip, or is June 13th really Mr. Onstad's birthday? If so, I share a birthday with a SAINT.

I would not admit to sharing a birthday with Saint.

I don't think you know how to properly hold/pick up a cat, Onstad. Your techniwue is all wrong.

I shall be using 'techniwue' in future.

Allow me to reference the panel that comes up when I mouse over your avatar and say I was running low on bromide at the time


It´s funny cause it´s just like Garfield. Just bloody marys instead of bloody mondays

dayam thats a chin that can open cans. You have to be dead before you can become a saint