overmedicated
+0 -0
This comparison is so awesome... I mean really.
This comparison is so awesome... I mean really.
deimosrising
+16 -0
When my son is old enough for learning about sex I will just direct him to this strip, it will save me a lot of time
When my son is old enough for learning about sex I will just direct him to this strip, it will save me a lot of time
jstegall
+36 -1
I think this is the only time that Lie Bot didn't lie.
I think this is the only time that Lie Bot didn't lie.
saurkraus
+3 -0
Now we'll always have to watch out for Lie Bot's next truth.
Now we'll always have to watch out for Lie Bot's next truth.
stuart
+36 -1
There are two types of comments about Lie Bot:
1. "He's named LIE BOT. Why do they keep believing him?"
2. "Hey, Lie Bot's telling the truth here!"
There are two types of comments about Lie Bot:
1. "He's named LIE BOT. Why do they keep believing him?"
2. "Hey, Lie Bot's telling the truth here!"
saint
+1 -0
my chubby is more for an accurate comment analysis than for what you said, not to knock the analysis itself. I just like these little forays into message board philosophy.
my chubby is more for an accurate comment analysis than for what you said, not to knock the analysis itself. I just like these little forays into message board philosophy.
nighttoad
+4 -0
fact is sometimes stranger than fiction. lie bot understands this.
fact is sometimes stranger than fiction. lie bot understands this.
synnah
+0 -0
A comment left by synnah was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by hateandwar, SuperLeahJane, rascaldom, all-star951)
A comment left by synnah was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by hateandwar, SuperLeahJane, rascaldom, all-star951)
zapatos
+0 -0
Lie Bot is a virgin, and does not believe what he is saying. Just because he's accurate doesn't mean it's the truth.
Lie Bot is a virgin, and does not believe what he is saying. Just because he's accurate doesn't mean it's the truth.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Lie Bot throws a change-up screwball. The batter is still caught looking.
Lie Bot throws a change-up screwball. The batter is still caught looking.
abe
+0 -1
Lie Bot please teach me sex ed.
Lie Bot please teach me sex ed.
mortshire
+1 -1
lie bot does not mean to lie when the truth is so messed up. dude can freak me out about my own anatomy. ;[
lie bot does not mean to lie when the truth is so messed up. dude can freak me out about my own anatomy. ;[
anomalous3
+15 -0
Oh so true. Hot and ready to eat.
And for god's sakes make sure it's been basted properly, or else you can use one of those plastic bags to cook it in....wait, are we all talking about the same thing here?
Oh so true. Hot and ready to eat.
And for god's sakes make sure it's been basted properly, or else you can use one of those plastic bags to cook it in....wait, are we all talking about the same thing here?
lux
+0 -0
[url=www.sexylosers.com/244.html]We're talking about this.[/url]
Warning: not for the young'uns.
[url=www.sexylosers.com/244.html]We're talking about this.[/url]
Warning: not for the young'uns.
lux
+0 -0
GAH. Maybe this.
GAH. Maybe this.
hateandwar
+0 -0
Sexy Losers was rad as hell, I don't care what anybody says.
Sexy Losers was rad as hell, I don't care what anybody says.
m3funkyb
+2 -1
i thought lie bot was supposed to lie
i thought lie bot was supposed to lie
jamers
+0 -0
T really doesn't know what this is?
T really doesn't know what this is?
ralgnar
+2 -0
Considering a few strips ago Philippe spied on him cybering with someone and in a bit he'll be trying to hook up with a random internet girl.... Yeah, he doesn't know.
Considering a few strips ago Philippe spied on him cybering with someone and in a bit he'll be trying to hook up with a random internet girl.... Yeah, he doesn't know.
lemnlime2
+0 -0
And also considering the fact that he's a stuffed animal. Among the toys, animals, and robots, I'm sort of confused why any of them do know what a clitoris is.
And also considering the fact that he's a stuffed animal. Among the toys, animals, and robots, I'm sort of confused why any of them do know what a clitoris is.
fuckyoufriday
+12 -0
You can learn a lot with a subscription to STANK.
You can learn a lot with a subscription to STANK.
spectre
+0 -0
According to Vlad's recent flowchart he's not getting any . . . he needs to talk to Lie Bot.
According to Vlad's recent flowchart he's not getting any . . . he needs to talk to Lie Bot.
shoinan
+0 -0
Do the girl robots have the clitoris too, Lie Bot?
Do the girl robots have the clitoris too, Lie Bot?
catgrl131
+0 -0
Hello? Where is the lady with the robot avatar when you need her?
Hello? Where is the lady with the robot avatar when you need her?
bjorntd
+0 -0
We've got two of those, I think.
We've got two of those, I think.
bassguitarbill
+4 -0
You mean the lady that I...
BONED?
You mean the lady that I...
BONED?
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
Quote:
Took out back and SHOT?
Quote:
You mean the lady that I...
BONED?
Took out back and SHOT?
zapatos
+2 -0
WAS TOO SHY TO TALK TO
WAS TOO SHY TO TALK TO
i_love_kate
+0 -0
How have I not seen this comment thread before, it is wonderful.
How have I not seen this comment thread before, it is wonderful.
rowboat
+2 -0
I hadn't thought about it before, but could it be that the reason the characters are all so underdeveloped and ignorant to the ways of the world in the early strips is that they just recently came to life? I doubt it, but that's the way I'll think of it, just to make some of the more Night and Day inconsistencies go down easier. It really would explain a lot.
I hadn't thought about it before, but could it be that the reason the characters are all so underdeveloped and ignorant to the ways of the world in the early strips is that they just recently came to life? I doubt it, but that's the way I'll think of it, just to make some of the more Night and Day inconsistencies go down easier. It really would explain a lot.
shoinan
+1 -0
It could also be that Chris wasn't taking it that seriously at the beginning. But the Fanboy Police might prefer your idea.
It could also be that Chris wasn't taking it that seriously at the beginning. But the Fanboy Police might prefer your idea.
snowman
+0 -0
Daaaaaang.
Daaaaaang.
johnnyrocker
+2 -0
Fanboy Police: Pedantic Douchebag Division.
Fanboy Police: Pedantic Douchebag Division.
em2
+0 -0
[url=https://youtube.com/watch?v=VS9oNBJEtN/]Dun-Dah!/url]
[url=https://youtube.com/watch?v=VS9oNBJEtN/]Dun-Dah!/url]
123forman
+5 -0
They use the reverse analogy in cooking classes for men.
They use the reverse analogy in cooking classes for men.
jonmw
+0 -0
I love this strip. I gave it a 5.
This caused the rating to change, from 3.7 to 3.8
I have made my tiny mark.
I love this strip. I gave it a 5.
This caused the rating to change, from 3.7 to 3.8
I have made my tiny mark.
sparhawk
+1 -0
'Hey Mole, do you know where the clitoris is?'
'Zeh whut?'
'Hey Mole, do you know where the clitoris is?'
'Zeh whut?'
radarjammer
+0 -0
Why do these old strips have so few wucking comments?
Why do these old strips have so few wucking comments?
mattylite
+0 -1
CLITS.
LOVE'EM.
CLITS.
LOVE'EM.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
moist.
moist.
puguglypress
+0 -0
Teodor hasn't changed much
Teodor hasn't changed much
mrchuckletrouzd
+0 -0
It's so funny that Onstad's initial approach to his characters were that... they were alive stuffed animals. Of course this remains the truth to this day, but they are fully anthropomorphic now, whereas here it is again indicated that they have the ignorance of human affairs that such things might be expected to have.
It's so funny that Onstad's initial approach to his characters were that... they were alive stuffed animals. Of course this remains the truth to this day, but they are fully anthropomorphic now, whereas here it is again indicated that they have the ignorance of human affairs that such things might be expected to have.
It means its ready.
I have been with a lady whose clitoris does not do that. It never comes out from under the hood. I find this worrisome.
I...really didn't need to know that.
In fact, I just checked and no one here needed to know that.
A comment left by belgand was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Noz, robbingdog, Tibia)
ok, what.
Well sometimes a woman will be sexually aroused without her body showing all of the text book signs. Sometimes a lady is not a textbook.
Every now and then.
But when you're cooking a turkey (or any poultry) and the juices run clear? That's when it's ready.
The same is generally true of women.
When you're cooking a woman...
you are not hedobot!
"give it to us raw and wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriggling"
wow, thats fucking creepy!
lotr, wut?
Whoa, wait. You're saying that Lie Bot is unreliable?
A comment left by theguitarhero was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Carpetbag, SoManyWhales, apres, puguglypress, Archon_Divinus)
No, he is telling the truth. I am saying that the truth is what sometimes lies to you.
people get mad at me when i lie.
i don't know why though.
Perhaps if you changed your name to Lie Boy or Lie Man or some such, people wouldn't get mad at you because it would really be their own fault for believing someone named Lie Boy.
Captain Falsehood? Dr. Misrepresentation? Sgt. Omits The Truth?
Sexual Deviant; Male.
Stuart Hobbs, Sex Man.
George W. Bush?
I'd George W. her Bush!
I sure want to put her in some stress positions!
[insert dirty joke about stimulating the economy here]
Let's Make Out.
All of us, right now, together.
just be patient with me. im a rookie.
I got the stimulation package for you right here, baby!
I've traveled from 9 months after you posted this to say: fucker, he is Lie Bot and he lies.
i have traveled from five minus after this guy to chubby his statement.
One hour later: a heart handshake.
One second later: heartY.*