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Dirty-talk montage Monday, January 14, 2002 • read strip Viewing 62 comments:

You actually can say that in Heaven, but everyone will look really disappointed in you.

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Teodor's available for birthday parties and drag races.

I would be remiss in failing to mention that your mother can also be chartered for both such occasions in a lascivious capacity.

i laughed so hard that i choked! i was seeing stars for a minute!

i admit that i was being overly dramatic, but i did laugh so hard that i started coughing.

T is doing the drag race equivalent of singing the national anthem.

With the cocked eyebrow and pantaloons he looks like he's reciting Shakespeare...

He very well could be, it can't be said in heaven and God hates those 'gay'

Shakespeare was pretty dirty.

There are rules in heaven after all.

"Teodor, it's God. Think you could come talk dirty for my son's birthday?"

coincidentally I am reading your comment and that day is today

Are You There, Teodor? It's Me, God

"is it...is it JESUS?!

i despreatly want to know what he said... please?

No, I'm not going to tell you!

I like that Onstad always had little nephew with his backpack

Oh come on I wanna know what you can't say in Heaven!

Also F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FIRST APPEARANCE OF THE THONG.

referred to as "briefs", mysteriously

i noticed the strap looked a little thick before reading the text. at this point he seems to have just gotten into the habit of crotchgarments-- I wager he went with briefs the first day, then invested in some garments more suited to his tastes after deciding underwear was For Him.

Someone just got neu-tered...

It's always unnerved me how in the last panel Téodor has seemingly lost half of his right leg. It also looks like that in the book, so I wonder if it was intentional and what it might entail.

I believe it was perspective. Teodor is striking hell of stances as he delivers the show.

in a perhaps-futile attempt to decipher the dirtiness, i've tried to find words that fit the space and shape in a similar font (though so far i can't pinpoint the exact font used).

click here to see what i've come up with so far.

there are definitely two 'fucking's in there and at least one 'shit' - the 'mother' is a fairly confident guess.

i'd be much-obliged to anyone who can put forth some additional suggestions (or anyone who can positively ID the font)!

A chubby to you for your effort sir.

Blue Highway.

Will someone post what it says on the link? I can't open it.

The preview on Amazon.com for Achewood Volume 2 reveals the censored phrases in this strip and The Dirtiest Dudes in Town; I refrain from quoting them here should there be those who wish to preserve the mystery.

Mark it. It takes exactly 3 appearances for Ray to get his thong on.

I like how one of Nephew's friends laughs. "Hah ha! Ha ha ha Haahaa!"

what is in your avatar?

I can't tell if you're asking jujubeesforjesus or gouldgonewild, but if it is the latter (just in case he never comes back here and this mystery is keeping you up at night), it looks a hell of a lot like this to me:

[IMGS OFF]

I've never really settled on whether they are (were?) a decently interesting band or a terribly annoying one. Somehow, it's right in-between.

I have friends that have been into them for a long time, but they've never grabbed my attention somehow.

But yeah, that cartoon looked so familiar (yet pixelated), and I couldn't figure out where I knew it from, so, thanks.

I think it's about time I changed my avatar. This discussion scares me.

If this conversation scares you more than Daft Punk, you and I fear different things.

In fact, if this conversation scares you at all ...I'm baffled.

It scares me that no one else seems to like Soul Coughing. You want to hear something truly frightening, though? Listen to M. Doughty's new single, "27 Jennifers". I don't know what happened.

notice how one of nephews friends is pleasuring himself...

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Maybe because you read the comic?

Could this also be the first appearance of Downtown Dave?

Yesss Little Nephew

Ray is wearing semi-clothing, finally. Beef still does not (sans tie).

At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford.

I am trying to figure out why one of Little Nephew's party guests is wearing a collar and a dunce cap. I though maybe he's a clown, but looks the same hieght as all of the kid cats.
Either he's got a friend with an odd sense of fashion, or they hired little-person midget.

I'm guessing it's a party hat, not a dunce cap. Dunno about the collar...

His mom made him wear a tie, because everyone should dress up for a party.

I guess younger cats mostly stick to their breed socially? There are only two non-American Curls at LN's party.

Or maybe it is just the style to have round ears and all the youth are getting their ears cut that way. They'll be sorry for it when they are older.

Oh my God, I never knew what breed Ray was before (possibly missed it in my first readthrough of the archive?) and always wondered why his ears were round, I thought it made him look more like a teddy bear than a cat.

And now everything makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE. Thank you. I mean, superimpose some glasses and this genuinely could be Ray .

Dang, Ray is a lot of things, but I've never thought of him as 'cute'. But gosh-darn me if that ain't adorable.

I wish this was a real, paying job. Not that I would be successful, I just think it'd be a sign the world is not as suckass as the tv tells me it is via sitcoms.

It made this guy a lot of money (for a while)...
[IMGS OFF]

which he blew on Bedazzlers.

At first I thought, "ADC looks badass!" then I realized he only looks fat.

I think Todd ended up carrying the torch that Téodor started here.

Perhaps this is how Little Nephew came to be the way he is? Did Teodor plant the seeds of rebellion in him? At Ray's request?

I like how in the first panel it kind of looks like Ray and Teodor are going opposite directions on an escalator.

I enjoy this idea.

Teodor is enormous compared to the cats in the early strips.

"Shit mothers in extreme fucking!"