carpetbag
+3 -2
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
scramblesthedog
+2 -1
Revisionist history gives this strip a special place in my heart.
Revisionist history gives this strip a special place in my heart.
kardlonoc
+2 -2
mmmm frittatas....
mmmm frittatas....
ssddr
+82 -0
Somehow Ray is able to tuck his pressed shirt into his thong.
Somehow Ray is able to tuck his pressed shirt into his thong.
zem
+0 -0
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tekende
+23 -0
"heh heh! That lady's got a fine little bottom, doesn't she, Beef?"
"Uh yes I suppose she does Ray basically"
"heh heh! That lady's got a fine little bottom, doesn't she, Beef?"
"Uh yes I suppose she does Ray basically"
cpnglxynchos
+5 -0
you are missing the blank panel of awkward silence with a sad beef holding one of his arms.
you are missing the blank panel of awkward silence with a sad beef holding one of his arms.
tekende
+1 -0
I guess I thought it went without saying
I guess I thought it went without saying
theguitarhero
+10 -0
aaron_haynes
+0 -0
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mira
+1 -1
I can't remember, and it is not in the book. orz
I think it wasn't a dream, originally, though. someone else actually remember?
I can't remember, and it is not in the book. orz
I think it wasn't a dream, originally, though. someone else actually remember?
flynn
+150 -0
Check out Roast Beef's sad porno face. He is probably thinking about her disappointed parents or how her beauty mark might be melanoma. WebMD all open in a separate tab.
Check out Roast Beef's sad porno face. He is probably thinking about her disappointed parents or how her beauty mark might be melanoma. WebMD all open in a separate tab.
epicurus
+5 -0
since reading achewood, when I look at porn I find myself wondering how the actors feel about their parents seeing the porn and basically end up being a big bummer a la Roast Beef.
since reading achewood, when I look at porn I find myself wondering how the actors feel about their parents seeing the porn and basically end up being a big bummer a la Roast Beef.
perilon
+3 -0
How do you keep your parents from finding out?
That you're out of shape?
That you're a porn star.
How do you keep your parents from finding out?
That you're out of shape?
That you're a porn star.
nurdbot
+0 -0
Poor Beef, even in his dreams somebodies gonna catch him checking out some fine ladies boobs. Though Ray wouldn't judge, he had that cake fetish.
Poor Beef, even in his dreams somebodies gonna catch him checking out some fine ladies boobs. Though Ray wouldn't judge, he had that cake fetish.
steev_dayv
+3 -2
Beef wants to kiss her on her titties.
Beef wants to kiss her on her titties.
jujubeesforjesus
+23 -2
If Ray walked in on Beef looking at porno he would totally run back to the kitchen, grab a couple cold ones, pull a hand rolled outta his thong and just make it a thing.
If Ray walked in on Beef looking at porno he would totally run back to the kitchen, grab a couple cold ones, pull a hand rolled outta his thong and just make it a thing.
cousinted
+7 -0
normally I don't smoke things that have been jangling around in a cat's undergarments. However, for Ray, I will make an exception.
normally I don't smoke things that have been jangling around in a cat's undergarments. However, for Ray, I will make an exception.
tombsgrave
+6 -0
DRR... DRR... goes the Ray.
DRR... DRR... goes the Ray.
cbtbone
+20 -1
For some reason when Ray says "Do you want some fritatta" I hear it in Beavis's high Cornholio voice, all rolling the r and everything. I can't hear it any other way now.
For some reason when Ray says "Do you want some fritatta" I hear it in Beavis's high Cornholio voice, all rolling the r and everything. I can't hear it any other way now.
shogun
+0 -0
That's exactly how I imagined it too! I said this once when I made frittata and it took a bit of explaining.
That's exactly how I imagined it too! I said this once when I made frittata and it took a bit of explaining.
jezebel
+2 -0
Is there any other way to ask if someone would like some fritatta?
Is there any other way to ask if someone would like some fritatta?
professorhazard
+7 -0
You can say it in a Hank Hill voice, but that doesn't really fit this situation very well.
You can say it in a Hank Hill voice, but that doesn't really fit this situation very well.
farqussus
+6 -0
Or a Gerald Ford voice.
Do you like football? Do you like.. fritatta?
Or a Gerald Ford voice.
Do you like football? Do you like.. fritatta?
spinynorman
+1 -0
The "Tahtah" spoken in both voices is hilarious.
The "Tahtah" spoken in both voices is hilarious.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
some bodacious fri-tah-tah.
some bodacious fri-tah-tah.
tekende
+0 -0
I don't think Hank would eat a food that had such a foreign-sounding name, though.
I don't think Hank would eat a food that had such a foreign-sounding name, though.
shutup_shutup
+0 -0
oh man, with super aspirated /t/ sounds. "Do you want some 'frit(h)att(h)a?"
Really, maybe any Mike Judge character would work?
"Excuse me sir, I believe you have my fritatta."
oh man, with super aspirated /t/ sounds. "Do you want some 'frit(h)att(h)a?"
Really, maybe any Mike Judge character would work?
"Excuse me sir, I believe you have my fritatta."
jhunter
+0 -0
goddamn you, you've meddled in my brain and spoiled the way i view a thing
goddamn you, you've meddled in my brain and spoiled the way i view a thing
achewoodno1fan
+6 -0
that lady dont have no underpants on!! a common teaser for porn sites
that lady dont have no underpants on!! a common teaser for porn sites
mike24
+1 -0
a psychedilic trip into roast beef's inner cat
a psychedilic trip into roast beef's inner cat
qingofchina
+0 -0
Beef thought process is even depressing.
Beef thought process is even depressing.
spectre
+10 -1
Alt text: "It is the angriest a person can be, to do this."
Alt text: "It is the angriest a person can be, to do this."
ferdinand
+0 -0
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60teeth
+6 -0
It may have something to do with the fact that alt text originally didnt appear on assetbar.
Those chubbies were given out of gratitude.
It may have something to do with the fact that alt text originally didnt appear on assetbar.
Those chubbies were given out of gratitude.
ferdinand
+1 -1
good call. i can dig it.
good call. i can dig it.
straw
+12 -1
60teeth lays down the context.
60teeth lays down the context.
dovey
+0 -0
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semiquaver
+3 -0
You weren't forgiven, by the way.
You weren't forgiven, by the way.
ntopp
+2 -0
I love this one. I just like to pretend that the last panel's not there.
I love this one. I just like to pretend that the last panel's not there.
iandorrinson
+0 -0
genious. Notice how Beef even dreams of the beginning of Ray's spinal chord just hangin loose there
genious. Notice how Beef even dreams of the beginning of Ray's spinal chord just hangin loose there
hyetal
+5 -1
Classic, and one of my favorites by a wide margin. It's fun to just say "DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA?" and completely derail the current conversation. And hey, maybe one day I'll use it on someone who Understands, and it will be good.
Classic, and one of my favorites by a wide margin. It's fun to just say "DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA?" and completely derail the current conversation. And hey, maybe one day I'll use it on someone who Understands, and it will be good.
rowboat
+2 -0
Beef's evaporating dream bubble is somehow awesome. Sort of Peanuts in the house.
Beef's evaporating dream bubble is somehow awesome. Sort of Peanuts in the house.
gussiejives
+2 -0
Beef's got the involuntary nervous tie-tighten down pat.
Beef's got the involuntary nervous tie-tighten down pat.
charchar
+3 -0
The double negative implies the lady does indeed have underpants on: perhaps this is the true provenance of Ray's outrage.
The double negative implies the lady does indeed have underpants on: perhaps this is the true provenance of Ray's outrage.
comrade_tom
+0 -1
It's patois for goodness sake!
It's patois for goodness sake!
charchar
+0 -1
I have been linguistically pwned. Oh my word, the [i]paaiiin[/n].
I have been linguistically pwned. Oh my word, the [i]paaiiin[/n].
charchar
+2 -0
BBCode, we are not having this discussion again.
BBCode, we are not having this discussion again.
farqussus
+1 -0
you can't blame bbcode for that one
you can't blame bbcode for that one
charchar
+0 -0
Yes, I can. I don't have to listen to you, farqussus, you're not my real mom!
I'm looking at my keyboard and I can't divine how i hit n . It's about a half-cubit from i . Damn, i suck at this.
Yes, I can. I don't have to listen to you, farqussus, you're not my real mom!
I'm looking at my keyboard and I can't divine how i hit n . It's about a half-cubit from i . Damn, i suck at this.
comrade_tom
+8 -0
Half a cubit, dang maybe your comuter would work better if it hadnt been made by "The Canaanites, Jebusites and Amorites" and such.
Half a cubit, dang maybe your comuter would work better if it hadnt been made by "The Canaanites, Jebusites and Amorites" and such.
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
*[p]paaiin[/n]
*[p]paaiin[/n]
boredom_man
+0 -0
Eh... how so?
Eh... how so?
lawbot
+0 -1
I do not dig on fritata.
I do not dig on fritata.
boredom_man
+0 -0
Since we've come to no consensus concerning the proper use of lames, I will lame you for our differing tastes in egg dishes. I hope it does not hurt your feelings, or your offspring.
Since we've come to no consensus concerning the proper use of lames, I will lame you for our differing tastes in egg dishes. I hope it does not hurt your feelings, or your offspring.
doubleclef
+0 -0
Just the image of Ray's disembodied head screaming about Frittata is hilarious to me.
Just the image of Ray's disembodied head screaming about Frittata is hilarious to me.
bungdeetle
+0 -0
This is the sort of thing that happens when people talk while I'm asleep too.
This is the sort of thing that happens when people talk while I'm asleep too.
radarjammer
+0 -0
I understand the fear of being discovered getting your jerk on, but why does Ray's head come off? o_0
I understand the fear of being discovered getting your jerk on, but why does Ray's head come off? o_0
quinlaenar
+0 -0
Because this is the angriest a person can be!
Because this is the angriest a person can be!
babeeazz
+0 -0
i wish a headless cat would offer me frittata. i bet it would be disturbingly delicious.
i wish a headless cat would offer me frittata. i bet it would be disturbingly delicious.
re5urgam
+0 -0
unclesma
+0 -0
This strip atually caused me to laugh.
Vocally. 'Out loud' as they say over here.
In other words, I don't think it can be improved in any way.
Ever.
This strip atually caused me to laugh.
Vocally. 'Out loud' as they say over here.
In other words, I don't think it can be improved in any way.
Ever.
deus
+0 -0
HE DOES A CARMICHEAL!
HE DOES A CARMICHEAL!
antjoke
+0 -0
Maybe Beef had been watching this Buck Rogers episode . Check it out beginning just before the 40 minute mark.
Maybe Beef had been watching this Buck Rogers episode . Check it out beginning just before the 40 minute mark.
omegatron
+0 -0
I can't believe I have never actually seen an episode of this show before.
Why is that man's head removable?
That chick is hot.
I can't believe I have never actually seen an episode of this show before.
Why is that man's head removable?
That chick is hot.
genequagmire
+0 -0
Ray and his frittatas... he likes eggs.
Ray and his frittatas... he likes eggs.
jackerouac
+0 -0
which is probably why he does not need eggs. He has so many, because he enjoys them so thoroughly
which is probably why he does not need eggs. He has so many, because he enjoys them so thoroughly
angusword
+0 -0
FRITTATA IS NECESSARY
FRITTATA IS NECESSARY
relaxing
+1 -0
A FRITTATA IS FINE TOO
A FRITTATA IS FINE TOO
smallberries
+0 -0
Flynn's comment re. melanoma vs. the disappointed parents made my week. I'm truly in Roast Beef's headspace now. Bravo Flynn.
Flynn's comment re. melanoma vs. the disappointed parents made my week. I'm truly in Roast Beef's headspace now. Bravo Flynn.
nomenclature
+0 -0
This strip is proof that Ray and Beef have been spending too much time together.
This strip is proof that Ray and Beef have been spending too much time together.
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