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Porno Thursday, May 16, 2002 • read strip Viewing 72 comments:

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Beautiful.

Revisionist history gives this strip a special place in my heart.

mmmm frittatas....

Somehow Ray is able to tuck his pressed shirt into his thong.

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"heh heh! That lady's got a fine little bottom, doesn't she, Beef?"

"Uh yes I suppose she does Ray basically"

you are missing the blank panel of awkward silence with a sad beef holding one of his arms.

I guess I thought it went without saying


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I can't remember, and it is not in the book. orz
I think it wasn't a dream, originally, though. someone else actually remember?

Check out Roast Beef's sad porno face. He is probably thinking about her disappointed parents or how her beauty mark might be melanoma. WebMD all open in a separate tab.

since reading achewood, when I look at porn I find myself wondering how the actors feel about their parents seeing the porn and basically end up being a big bummer a la Roast Beef.

How do you keep your parents from finding out?

That you're out of shape?

That you're a porn star.

Poor Beef, even in his dreams somebodies gonna catch him checking out some fine ladies boobs. Though Ray wouldn't judge, he had that cake fetish.

Beef wants to kiss her on her titties.

If Ray walked in on Beef looking at porno he would totally run back to the kitchen, grab a couple cold ones, pull a hand rolled outta his thong and just make it a thing.

normally I don't smoke things that have been jangling around in a cat's undergarments. However, for Ray, I will make an exception.

DRR... DRR... goes the Ray.

For some reason when Ray says "Do you want some fritatta" I hear it in Beavis's high Cornholio voice, all rolling the r and everything. I can't hear it any other way now.

That's exactly how I imagined it too! I said this once when I made frittata and it took a bit of explaining.

Is there any other way to ask if someone would like some fritatta?

You can say it in a Hank Hill voice, but that doesn't really fit this situation very well.

Or a Gerald Ford voice.

Do you like football? Do you like.. fritatta?

The "Tahtah" spoken in both voices is hilarious.

some bodacious fri-tah-tah.

I don't think Hank would eat a food that had such a foreign-sounding name, though.

oh man, with super aspirated /t/ sounds. "Do you want some 'frit(h)att(h)a?"

Really, maybe any Mike Judge character would work?

"Excuse me sir, I believe you have my fritatta."

goddamn you, you've meddled in my brain and spoiled the way i view a thing

that lady dont have no underpants on!! a common teaser for porn sites

a psychedilic trip into roast beef's inner cat

Beef thought process is even depressing.

Alt text: "It is the angriest a person can be, to do this."

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It may have something to do with the fact that alt text originally didnt appear on assetbar.

Those chubbies were given out of gratitude.

good call. i can dig it.

60teeth lays down the context.

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You weren't forgiven, by the way.

I love this one. I just like to pretend that the last panel's not there.

genious. Notice how Beef even dreams of the beginning of Ray's spinal chord just hangin loose there

Classic, and one of my favorites by a wide margin. It's fun to just say "DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA?" and completely derail the current conversation. And hey, maybe one day I'll use it on someone who Understands, and it will be good.

Beef's evaporating dream bubble is somehow awesome. Sort of Peanuts in the house.

Beef's got the involuntary nervous tie-tighten down pat.

The double negative implies the lady does indeed have underpants on: perhaps this is the true provenance of Ray's outrage.

It's patois for goodness sake!

I have been linguistically pwned. Oh my word, the [i]paaiiin[/n].

BBCode, we are not having this discussion again.

you can't blame bbcode for that one

Yes, I can. I don't have to listen to you, farqussus, you're not my real mom!

I'm looking at my keyboard and I can't divine how i hit n . It's about a half-cubit from i . Damn, i suck at this.

Half a cubit, dang maybe your comuter would work better if it hadnt been made by "The Canaanites, Jebusites and Amorites" and such.

*[p]paaiin[/n]

Eh... how so?

I do not dig on fritata.

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Just the image of Ray's disembodied head screaming about Frittata is hilarious to me.

This is the sort of thing that happens when people talk while I'm asleep too.

I understand the fear of being discovered getting your jerk on, but why does Ray's head come off? o_0

Because this is the angriest a person can be!

i wish a headless cat would offer me frittata. i bet it would be disturbingly delicious.


This strip atually caused me to laugh.
Vocally. 'Out loud' as they say over here.
In other words, I don't think it can be improved in any way.
Ever.

HE DOES A CARMICHEAL!

Maybe Beef had been watching this Buck Rogers episode . Check it out beginning just before the 40 minute mark.

I can't believe I have never actually seen an episode of this show before.

Why is that man's head removable?

That chick is hot.

Ray and his frittatas... he likes eggs.

which is probably why he does not need eggs. He has so many, because he enjoys them so thoroughly

FRITTATA IS NECESSARY

A FRITTATA IS FINE TOO

Flynn's comment re. melanoma vs. the disappointed parents made my week. I'm truly in Roast Beef's headspace now. Bravo Flynn.

This strip is proof that Ray and Beef have been spending too much time together.