awko
+0 -0
I like steaks. But if they are crusty, I'm pretty sure something has gone wrong.
I like steaks. But if they are crusty, I'm pretty sure something has gone wrong.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Me and the roomie had strip steak with garlic butter last night with sauteed zucchini.
Yeah. Yeah.
Me and the roomie had strip steak with garlic butter last night with sauteed zucchini.
Yeah. Yeah.
falseprophet
+24 -0
You truly live the life of royalty spinynorman. But how long before your peasants grow weary of hoisting your sweaty, meat-filled frame upon their shoulders and choose to hoist a blade instead?
You truly live the life of royalty spinynorman. But how long before your peasants grow weary of hoisting your sweaty, meat-filled frame upon their shoulders and choose to hoist a blade instead?
spinynorman
+2 -0
Yeah, that is a definite meal of gout
Yeah, that is a definite meal of gout
maximus
+1 -0
But those uric acid crystals are the only things that can scratch my inner itch and give true satiety.
But those uric acid crystals are the only things that can scratch my inner itch and give true satiety.
retinarow
+1 -0
eww
eww
lucidz
+0 -1
Strip steak is a filet of low men. For shame...
For shame...
Strip steak is a filet of low men. For shame...
For shame...
spinynorman
+0 -0
New York strip steak is of low men?
New York strip steak is of low men?
daidai
+1 -0
lucidz must either be:
a) A Japanese emperor whom considers Kobe Beef to be "overrated at best"
or
b)someone with silly opinions of New York Strip.
lucidz must either be:
a) A Japanese emperor whom considers Kobe Beef to be "overrated at best"
or
b)someone with silly opinions of New York Strip.
foea
+0 -1
It is not a filet, it is a steak. I am positive about this one.
It is not a filet, it is a steak. I am positive about this one.
foea
+0 -1
Also, strip steaks are more flavorful, so lucidz's opinion appears to be based solely on cost.
Don't worry, lucidz, it's a common mistake.
Also, strip steaks are more flavorful, so lucidz's opinion appears to be based solely on cost.
Don't worry, lucidz, it's a common mistake.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Man, I am so relieved to learn I am not a low man
Man, I am so relieved to learn I am not a low man
retinarow
+0 -0
You're not a low man, you're a nor man!
You're not a low man, you're a nor man!
retinarow
+0 -0
(I hate me)
(I hate me)
whiteturtle
+0 -0
me too.
me too.
cromar
+0 -0
me three?
me three?
retinarow
+1 -0
no.
no.
woodjay
+1 -0
Strip, or a well-marbled, thick chuck steak are my favorite steaks. Both are intensely beefy, and both are capable of obtaining that lofty "crust". I love the Maillard Reaction
Strip, or a well-marbled, thick chuck steak are my favorite steaks. Both are intensely beefy, and both are capable of obtaining that lofty "crust". I love the Maillard Reaction
woodjay
+0 -0
I meant Skirt, not strip... the NY strip i find to be overhyped. I have failed myself
I meant Skirt, not strip... the NY strip i find to be overhyped. I have failed myself
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Which is the kind that's sometimes on sale for 3.00 a pound at Stop n' Shop? I find that kind pretty edible.
Which is the kind that's sometimes on sale for 3.00 a pound at Stop n' Shop? I find that kind pretty edible.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
A comment left by hedonismbot was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by lawbot, _cheesekayke, asobi)
A comment left by hedonismbot was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by lawbot, _cheesekayke, asobi)
lawbot
+0 -0
That is a hell of ignorant thing to say.
That is a hell of ignorant thing to say.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
It is also in pho. It imparts flavor to the pho, but my every attempt to eat it has failed.
It is also in pho. It imparts flavor to the pho, but my every attempt to eat it has failed.
hedonismbot
+1 -0
I thought about this, but saying that a given item is in southeast Asian food is like saying I would have sex with it. It applies to fucking everything.
I thought about this, but saying that a given item is in southeast Asian food is like saying I would have sex with it. It applies to fucking everything.
mira
+0 -0
man I am always trying to pronounce it "phah" and my sister is all "IT IS PHUH, PHUH"
just thought I'd share
man I am always trying to pronounce it "phah" and my sister is all "IT IS PHUH, PHUH"
just thought I'd share
maximus
+0 -0
is a foea some sort of dangling medical horror?
is a foea some sort of dangling medical horror?
foea
+0 -0
it's an acronym for my holy title.
it's an acronym for my holy title.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Strip is not a low steak. It is a middle steak. The only truly grand steak is ribeye, for it has both flavor and texture. Filet is another middle steak. It is flavorless, though tender, and a money trap for people who are easily tricked.
Strip is not a low steak. It is a middle steak. The only truly grand steak is ribeye, for it has both flavor and texture. Filet is another middle steak. It is flavorless, though tender, and a money trap for people who are easily tricked.
pogo
+0 -0
Chuck eye is a frugal man's alternative.
Chuck eye is a frugal man's alternative.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
It is not a fine meat, but for the cost, eye of chuck is a good use of cash. Hell, I can look out a window and see at least a dozen cows where I am, and yet ribeye is still $9.99 a pound. Chuck eye would be less than 6.
It is not a fine meat, but for the cost, eye of chuck is a good use of cash. Hell, I can look out a window and see at least a dozen cows where I am, and yet ribeye is still $9.99 a pound. Chuck eye would be less than 6.
pyromancer
+0 -0
The good, honest sun-caught perch of steaks.
The good, honest sun-caught perch of steaks.
qingofchina
+0 -0
mya mya mya...
mya mya mya...
kendieatsbabies
+0 -0
Bah. I find filet quite flavorful, and am not of low palate or needlessly bourgeois habits. We must not travel in the same butcher's circles.
Bah. I find filet quite flavorful, and am not of low palate or needlessly bourgeois habits. We must not travel in the same butcher's circles.
loneal
+2 -0
Then again, you eat babies.
Then again, you eat babies.
kendieatsbabies
+5 -0
Which are far superior to all beef, and have subtle Johnson and Johnson's overtones to them that cannot be rivaled.
Which are far superior to all beef, and have subtle Johnson and Johnson's overtones to them that cannot be rivaled.
nbgreene
+1 -0
i cant believe i gave up animation rights
i cant believe i gave up animation rights
coldfrog
+1 -0
AGLOMP
AGLOMP
numberkillinger
+2 -0
Why would a banana grab another banana?
Why would a banana grab another banana?
nbgreene
+0 -0
ohhh haha. i love you guys.
ohhh haha. i love you guys.
woodjay
+0 -0
That is the kind of question that I do not want to know the answer to
That is the kind of question that I do not want to know the answer to
numberkillinger
+0 -0
And a V-chub for Onstad quality onomatopoeia
And a V-chub for Onstad quality onomatopoeia
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
I've never heard the L...more "AH-GOMP"
I've never heard the L...more "AH-GOMP"
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Filet has no fat, and no connective tissue. There isn't anything to add flavor to it other than the stuff smeared on it or the cooking method. It is only slightly more tasty than chicken or lizard.
Filet has no fat, and no connective tissue. There isn't anything to add flavor to it other than the stuff smeared on it or the cooking method. It is only slightly more tasty than chicken or lizard.
lawbot
+0 -0
Have you considered not actually cooking the insides?
Have you considered not actually cooking the insides?
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Uncooked flavorless beef is still flavorless beef.
Uncooked flavorless beef is still flavorless beef.
lawbot
+0 -0
Well, I don't really enjoy eating uncooked connective tissue. Perhaps I'm weird like that.
Well, I don't really enjoy eating uncooked connective tissue. Perhaps I'm weird like that.
invidious
+0 -0
I prefer filet, mainly because I don't like sinewy or fatty meat, but also because most restaurants simply don't give enough of a shit to get quality cuts of meat.
The cooking method is the key, though. I know I'm a heathen, but I prefer my steaks medium-well, with only a little pink. I can't handle red. The problem is, too many places can't cook medium-well without toughening the steak up like shoe leather.
Most high-end steak houses are over-priced, but a quality one like Rainwater on Kettner's here in SoCal can put salt and pepper on a filet and it will be far better than any ribeye you could get from, say, Black Angus or Donovan's.
I hear legends of men so versed in the grill that they can actually cook their own steaks at home . However, fire and I have a... complicated history. Needless to say, I eat out a lot.
I prefer filet, mainly because I don't like sinewy or fatty meat, but also because most restaurants simply don't give enough of a shit to get quality cuts of meat.
The cooking method is the key, though. I know I'm a heathen, but I prefer my steaks medium-well, with only a little pink. I can't handle red. The problem is, too many places can't cook medium-well without toughening the steak up like shoe leather.
Most high-end steak houses are over-priced, but a quality one like Rainwater on Kettner's here in SoCal can put salt and pepper on a filet and it will be far better than any ribeye you could get from, say, Black Angus or Donovan's.
I hear legends of men so versed in the grill that they can actually cook their own steaks at home . However, fire and I have a... complicated history. Needless to say, I eat out a lot.
pogo
+0 -0
The broiler in most electric ovens can do a passable job with a steak, and it's fun to watch the fat sizzle and pop.
The broiler in most electric ovens can do a passable job with a steak, and it's fun to watch the fat sizzle and pop.
kendieatsbabies
+0 -0
Sure fat is flavorful, but it's mostly dross on typical steaks. A well-marbled piece of meat is a great thing, but most of the fattier cuts (Ribeye, etc. that some here are expressing preference for) have the fat and connective tissue beside the actual meat, where it remains uncooked or burns under high heat. That's no good. So, if the most edible part of the steak is the lean, might as well start with the best piece of lean on the damn cow.
Sure fat is flavorful, but it's mostly dross on typical steaks. A well-marbled piece of meat is a great thing, but most of the fattier cuts (Ribeye, etc. that some here are expressing preference for) have the fat and connective tissue beside the actual meat, where it remains uncooked or burns under high heat. That's no good. So, if the most edible part of the steak is the lean, might as well start with the best piece of lean on the damn cow.
qingofchina
+0 -0
mya mya mya...
mya mya mya...
shankley
+0 -0
ribeye is truly the thinking mans steak.
ribeye is truly the thinking mans steak.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I must lame you as steak is the perfect food. I do not see cows anymore, just the butcher's diagram.
I must lame you as steak is the perfect food. I do not see cows anymore, just the butcher's diagram.
pogo
+0 -0
Sounds like you need a trip to Ruth's Chris, dude. Crusty!
Sounds like you need a trip to Ruth's Chris, dude. Crusty!
shades
+0 -0
You must be crazy. A kona coffee crusted ribeye is literally sex in the mouth
You must be crazy. A kona coffee crusted ribeye is literally sex in the mouth
shades
+14 -0
wow there had to have been a better way to say that.
wow there had to have been a better way to say that.
conn
+1 -1
You could have also mentioned that it is the most nutritious cut of steak.
You could have also mentioned that it is the most nutritious cut of steak.
hardelicious
+1 -0
I disagree. There is not.
I disagree. There is not.
lucidz
+2 -0
You are a 23 year old female who reads achewood and said "Sex in the mouth".
You cannot think that to be wrong...
You are a 23 year old female who reads achewood and said "Sex in the mouth".
You cannot think that to be wrong...
nbgreene
+1 -0
yep shes a beautiful blond 23 year old who loves achewood, and i am kevin costner
yep shes a beautiful blond 23 year old who loves achewood, and i am kevin costner
hbaranov
+0 -1
As Chuck Norris, I must now wedgie you, by federal (Ie Chuck) law
As Chuck Norris, I must now wedgie you, by federal (Ie Chuck) law
biomusicologist
+0 -0
Damn, Chuck Norris, you are very old.
Damn, Chuck Norris, you are very old.
pogo
+0 -0
No, that was a perfect way to say it. Don't be shy.
No, that was a perfect way to say it. Don't be shy.
tipist
+0 -0
Especially considering that most people would think of the literal version of "sex in the mouth" to be "oral sex". Just sayin.
Especially considering that most people would think of the literal version of "sex in the mouth" to be "oral sex". Just sayin.
tipist
+0 -0
I should probably read slightly lower than what I am replying to just so I don't make an ass of myself by repeating something that's already been said.
I should probably read slightly lower than what I am replying to just so I don't make an ass of myself by repeating something that's already been said.
pogo
+3 -0
That's okay, you're young.
That's okay, you're young.
hedonismbot
+2 -0
'Sex in the mouth' is only one side of oral. One of the involved parties gets their oral sex outside the mouth. Unless you have some way to perform moistest kisses inside your mouth, in which case you are sick and I want to subscribe to your newsletter.
'Sex in the mouth' is only one side of oral. One of the involved parties gets their oral sex outside the mouth. Unless you have some way to perform moistest kisses inside your mouth, in which case you are sick and I want to subscribe to your newsletter.
mattfish
+0 -0
They didn't say "literally", but one time I was reading wine reviews and one claimed a "vanilla explosion in your mouth".
They didn't say "literally", but one time I was reading wine reviews and one claimed a "vanilla explosion in your mouth".
ham_shoes
+0 -0
Nope. Afraid not.
Nope. Afraid not.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
A comment left by rabbidpanda was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by joeynarcotic, c_dizzle, shades)
A comment left by rabbidpanda was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by joeynarcotic, c_dizzle, shades)
straw
+0 -0
Are you certain?
Are you certain?
rabbidpanda
+0 -1
NO
NO
pogo
+0 -0
Well, it's sex involving the mouth. But Dr. Phil has a phrase for compulsive overeaters, telling them that they are having "a party in their mouth." I think that may be the sense that Shades was going for, as if one were having a full-body-contact sexual encounter in one's mouth.
Well, it's sex involving the mouth. But Dr. Phil has a phrase for compulsive overeaters, telling them that they are having "a party in their mouth." I think that may be the sense that Shades was going for, as if one were having a full-body-contact sexual encounter in one's mouth.
smallblackdog
+0 -0
Is your real name Armin?
Is your real name Armin?
tipist
+0 -0
More importantly; do you really listen to anything Dr. Phil has to say?
More importantly; do you really listen to anything Dr. Phil has to say?
loneal
+0 -0
Even more importantly than that, do you take seriously any argument that involves the phrase "party in their mouth"?
Even more importantly than that, do you take seriously any argument that involves the phrase "party in their mouth"?
pogo
+0 -0
He's got some great catch phrases is all. And "party in your mouth" about compensatory eating is great.
He's got some great catch phrases is all. And "party in your mouth" about compensatory eating is great.
whiteturtle
+0 -0
They are having a party in their mouth, and the only ones invited are Shame, Despair, and the Self family, Destruction, Loathing, and Pity.
They are having a party in their mouth, and the only ones invited are Shame, Despair, and the Self family, Destruction, Loathing, and Pity.
loneal
+0 -0
I see the Self family is like the Brothers Strong, in that their names are Western-sounding but the surname comes first. Does Loathing answer emails sometimes?
I see the Self family is like the Brothers Strong, in that their names are Western-sounding but the surname comes first. Does Loathing answer emails sometimes?
pogo
+0 -0
Armin Hammer?
Armin Hammer?
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Armin Tanzarian?
Armin Shimerman?
Armin Tanzarian?
Armin Shimerman?
achilleselbow
+1 -0
If two dragonflies flew into your open mouth while you were riding a bicycle, THEN it would be sex in the mouth.
If two dragonflies flew into your open mouth while you were riding a bicycle, THEN it would be sex in the mouth.
deusoma
+4 -0
I just imagined a dude biking down the street with his mouth open wide enough for two dragonflies to fly inside, and it made me laugh. Whether or not I explain to the people around me what was funny, I will look crazy.
I just imagined a dude biking down the street with his mouth open wide enough for two dragonflies to fly inside, and it made me laugh. Whether or not I explain to the people around me what was funny, I will look crazy.
invidious
+1 -0
Quote:
I tried to picture a person actually doing that and all my mind could come up with is Fry from Futurama.
Quote:
I just imagined a dude biking down the street with his mouth open wide enough for two dragonflies to fly inside
I tried to picture a person actually doing that and all my mind could come up with is Fry from Futurama.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Ever see that episode of Duckman where he swallows a bird while riding a motorcycle, in a parody of Easy Rider?
Didn't think so.
Ever see that episode of Duckman where he swallows a bird while riding a motorcycle, in a parody of Easy Rider?
Didn't think so.
whiteturtle
+0 -0
Yes! I remember Duckman. I remember not liking it a lot, but I do remember it.
Yes! I remember Duckman. I remember not liking it a lot, but I do remember it.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
It was a mixed bag, but overall I always liked it. Give it a second chance, not that you'll ever see it on TV again.
It was a mixed bag, but overall I always liked it. Give it a second chance, not that you'll ever see it on TV again.
foea
+0 -0
The "Duckman's going to jail!" conga line was the funniest thing the USA network ever aired.
The "Duckman's going to jail!" conga line was the funniest thing the USA network ever aired.
autrepoupee
+1 -0
I stayed up way too late as a kid watching Duckman and the Critic on the USA network. I still have fond regards for both shows, and I've always silently wondered, "I wonder how many people on the internet remember Duckman. I mean, really remembers Duckman.
Now I know. At least three.
I stayed up way too late as a kid watching Duckman and the Critic on the USA network. I still have fond regards for both shows, and I've always silently wondered, "I wonder how many people on the internet remember Duckman. I mean, really remembers Duckman.
Now I know. At least three.
plusminus
+0 -0
Hypothetically speaking, if I were the kind of person that downloaded TV shows on BitTorrent, Duckman would've been pretty much the first thing I ever downloaded. I remember Duckman.
I also remember an even older cartoon duck named Count Duckula, but that's really neither here nor there I suppose.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were the kind of person that downloaded TV shows on BitTorrent, Duckman would've been pretty much the first thing I ever downloaded. I remember Duckman.
I also remember an even older cartoon duck named Count Duckula, but that's really neither here nor there I suppose.
narm
+0 -0
I really remember Duckman.
I really remember Duckman.
falseprophet
+0 -0
I remember Buttercup and Ilsa.
I remember Buttercup and Ilsa.
sdskyle
+0 -0
Wow. I accidentally gave you a chubby but like, this is totally chub-worthy anyways so I don't feel bad about it.
Wow. I accidentally gave you a chubby but like, this is totally chub-worthy anyways so I don't feel bad about it.
sevendaughters
+2 -0
Surely the murderer cat could have maybe mentioned the part where the cat who wishes he was fat broke him out of prison (well, at least he thinks it was him) or how he nearly died at the hands of his USB vegetable cutter? Just for continuity maybe. Bump that bad boy up to a pamphlet.
Surely the murderer cat could have maybe mentioned the part where the cat who wishes he was fat broke him out of prison (well, at least he thinks it was him) or how he nearly died at the hands of his USB vegetable cutter? Just for continuity maybe. Bump that bad boy up to a pamphlet.
rabbidpanda
+0 -2
I laughed uncontrollably at "honored him as well as his life could allow". Say what you want about Ray, he is better at being Ray than anyone else could ever hope to be.
I laughed uncontrollably at "honored him as well as his life could allow". Say what you want about Ray, he is better at being Ray than anyone else could ever hope to be.
hanrahahanrahan
+0 -0
Why am I awake and reading Achewood this early? Fucking work. Thats Why.
Why am I awake and reading Achewood this early? Fucking work. Thats Why.
hanrahahanrahan
+1 -2
Also: Sam, Gimme a call at some point when your not either sleeping or doing your dissertaion. I dont want to disturb either of these things!
Also: Sam, Gimme a call at some point when your not either sleeping or doing your dissertaion. I dont want to disturb either of these things!
numberkillinger
+0 -0
haha safe dude
haha safe dude
hamscout
+0 -0
'hanrahahanrahan' - Is that a Dennis Leary reference?
"hanrahan, what are you doin'?" " Nothin'! " "Great...well, keep it up!"
'hanrahahanrahan' - Is that a Dennis Leary reference?
"hanrahan, what are you doin'?" " Nothin'! " "Great...well, keep it up!"
numberkillinger
+4 -0
The Day Today
The Day Today
hamscout
+0 -0
YES! Even funnier! Thank you for that.
YES! Even funnier! Thank you for that.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Hilarious! The anchor looks like Sandra Bernhard !
Hilarious! The anchor looks like Sandra Bernhard !
echidnaboy
+1 -0
Sandra Bernhard and Sukie Babswent : separated at birth?
Sandra Bernhard and Sukie Babswent : separated at birth?
hbaranov
+0 -0
Spoon jar, jar spoon?
Spoon jar, jar spoon?
hanrahahanrahan
+0 -0
The Toad speaks the truth.
YOU SHOULD ALSO CHECK OUT BRASS EYE
The Toad speaks the truth.
YOU SHOULD ALSO CHECK OUT BRASS EYE
hanrahahanrahan
+0 -0
Fucked That up.
Just search in youtube.
How about a preview option assetballs?
Fucked That up.
Just search in youtube.
How about a preview option assetballs?
echidnaboy
+1 -0
(Working link)
This might be the single greatest piece of televisual satire ever created. Non-Brits should note that many of the interviewees are or were prominent celebrities (much like America's Woody Harrelson), completely unaware that they were being lampooned.
(Working link)
This might be the single greatest piece of televisual satire ever created. Non-Brits should note that many of the interviewees are or were prominent celebrities (much like America's Woody Harrelson), completely unaware that they were being lampooned.
hanrahahanrahan
+0 -0
The Chubby is both for your assitance, and for your use of the word 'lampooned'!
The Chubby is both for your assitance, and for your use of the word 'lampooned'!
abendsonnen
+0 -0
Disdainful German and a mention of Michigan! Hilarity!
Disdainful German and a mention of Michigan! Hilarity!
aliiis
+0 -0
FACT
TIMES IMPORTANCE
EQUALS
NEWS
FACT
TIMES IMPORTANCE
EQUALS
NEWS
pyromancer
+0 -0
It's those horses in Gulliver's Travels. Kinda.
It's those horses in Gulliver's Travels. Kinda.
kamet
+0 -0
"If I worked at the post office, I'd never lay ANYBODY off."
"If I worked at the post office, I'd never lay ANYBODY off."
gussiejives
+0 -0
Now to stock them in the lobbies of motels everywhere!
Now to stock them in the lobbies of motels everywhere!
redmasaki
+3 -0
Ray looks like Charleston Heston in that brochure image.
Ray looks like Charleston Heston in that brochure image.
numberkillinger
+5 -0
He looks more like a Magreaux dog.
He looks more like a Magreaux dog.
hanrahahanrahan
+1 -0
God Dammit, Why the hell I got to see a magreaux dog right now?
God Dammit, Why the hell I got to see a magreaux dog right now?
ham_shoes
+0 -0
Good observation.
Good observation.
accelfltngcresc
+1 -0
more like stallone in 2008 Rambo... *shudder*
more like stallone in 2008 Rambo... *shudder*
gussiejives
+0 -0
Heston never had shoulders that ripped, not even in Ben-Hur.
Heston never had shoulders that ripped, not even in Ben-Hur.
numberkillinger
+1 -0
they are not ripped. They are displaying the ravages of calorie.
they are not ripped. They are displaying the ravages of calorie.
clapyourhands
+0 -0
Looks like he drew it whilst on the Poteen.
Looks like he drew it whilst on the Poteen.
falseprophet
+1 -0
Looks like Shel Silverstein drew it whilst on the Bottled Water.
Looks like Shel Silverstein drew it whilst on the Bottled Water.
tipist
+0 -0
I used to think I had wavy hair,
Until I shaved. Instead,
I found that I have straight hair,
And a very wavy head.
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBERED THAT POEM FROM WHEN I HAD TO RECITE IT IN THIRD GRADE. That's a hell of long time ago.
I used to think I had wavy hair,
Until I shaved. Instead,
I found that I have straight hair,
And a very wavy head.
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBERED THAT POEM FROM WHEN I HAD TO RECITE IT IN THIRD GRADE. That's a hell of long time ago.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Dude maybe your mind holds the key to understanding the universe .
Dude maybe your mind holds the key to understanding the universe .
ddgoec
+0 -0
Dead?
Dead?
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Boned?
Boned?
phy
+1 -0
I was thinking "Thees ees not so bad, eh Philippe?" But he is neither french nor a pancake.
I was thinking "Thees ees not so bad, eh Philippe?" But he is neither french nor a pancake.
ddgoec
+1 -0
Charleston Heston capitalized on his older brother Charlton's fame to make a career in gay porn in 'Been Her' and 'Planet of the Rapes'...look in the 'How To Weep The Weepy-Weep Way' box for details.
Charleston Heston capitalized on his older brother Charlton's fame to make a career in gay porn in 'Been Her' and 'Planet of the Rapes'...look in the 'How To Weep The Weepy-Weep Way' box for details.
whiteturtle
+0 -0
Oh man, I gotta see what that is.
Oh man, I gotta see what that is.
boyd
+0 -0
It's so sad to see Pete downtrodden. Ray's ways do this to a man.
It's so sad to see Pete downtrodden. Ray's ways do this to a man.
synnah
+0 -0
It certainly wasn't the ending we envisioned. Pete's biography ends with a whimper.
It certainly wasn't the ending we envisioned. Pete's biography ends with a whimper.
hamscout
+0 -0
When I read the first panel, I thought Pete had boned Ray in the woody glade, but found he could not finish. *gag*
When I read the first panel, I thought Pete had boned Ray in the woody glade, but found he could not finish. *gag*
kickstart
+0 -0
cue loneal bragging about how she plumbed the depths of our moms...
cue loneal bragging about how she plumbed the depths of our moms...
kamet
+0 -0
(BONE, BONE)
(BONE, BONE)
hedonismbot
+5 -0
She's um, busy. And naked. I'll see if I can fill in.
I boned your mom so hard last night, she lost 48 pounds of calcium and can't support her body frame any more. Also, my knife is dull now. She had four less bones than most people. I will use them to construct a doppleganger of her former, non-ruined self, and make sweet terrible love to it for hours.
Was that what you meant? What is what you were looking for? I am a good loneal?
She's um, busy. And naked. I'll see if I can fill in.
I boned your mom so hard last night, she lost 48 pounds of calcium and can't support her body frame any more. Also, my knife is dull now. She had four less bones than most people. I will use them to construct a doppleganger of her former, non-ruined self, and make sweet terrible love to it for hours.
Was that what you meant? What is what you were looking for? I am a good loneal?
loneal
+0 -0
No, you are a pretty poor loneal. My "your mom" jokes are much less a) graphic, b) detailed, and c) clever than that one.
I used to make "your dad" jokes, but people got really offended. Once, someone literally said to me, "Why would you even say that?" So then I stopped making dad jokes.
No, you are a pretty poor loneal. My "your mom" jokes are much less a) graphic, b) detailed, and c) clever than that one.
I used to make "your dad" jokes, but people got really offended. Once, someone literally said to me, "Why would you even say that?" So then I stopped making dad jokes.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
On a related note, what wort of English are you studying? A particular period or movement? I'm asking partly out of interest (I know gazillions of lit majors), and because I am currently touching one of the co-founders of New Historicism. I'm touching high on his leg
On a related note, what wort of English are you studying? A particular period or movement? I'm asking partly out of interest (I know gazillions of lit majors), and because I am currently touching one of the co-founders of New Historicism. I'm touching high on his leg
loneal
+1 -0
Well, back home at Stanford, I do mainly creative writing, and then take whatever English classes pop up that fulfill particular requirements (you have to take one Shakespeare class, two classes of British literature before 1750, etc.).
At Oxford, I am doing a tutorial on T. S. Eliot, and then taking a sociology class about social change on the side.
Congratulations, you have just read the most boring post I've ever made on Assetbar!
I will just go ahead and assume you're molesting Stephen Greenblatt, because it would make me happy to know Stephen Greenblatt and I have something in common (being sexually harassed by you).
Well, back home at Stanford, I do mainly creative writing, and then take whatever English classes pop up that fulfill particular requirements (you have to take one Shakespeare class, two classes of British literature before 1750, etc.).
At Oxford, I am doing a tutorial on T. S. Eliot, and then taking a sociology class about social change on the side.
Congratulations, you have just read the most boring post I've ever made on Assetbar!
I will just go ahead and assume you're molesting Stephen Greenblatt, because it would make me happy to know Stephen Greenblatt and I have something in common (being sexually harassed by you).
invidious
+0 -0
Stanford AND Oxford?
I'll just go ahead and lump myself in with the other 95% of Assetbar that was just given a huge inferiority complex.
Stanford AND Oxford?
I'll just go ahead and lump myself in with the other 95% of Assetbar that was just given a huge inferiority complex.
loneal
+0 -0
No, no! It is not like that! I just have a fetish for elite universities whose names end in "-ford." Do not have a complex of any sort!
No, no! It is not like that! I just have a fetish for elite universities whose names end in "-ford." Do not have a complex of any sort!
ford
+9 -0
Do you have a fetish for... other things whose names contain "ford?"
Do you have a fetish for... other things whose names contain "ford?"
hedonismbot
+1 -0
Unfortunately, I am not at Princetown right now, so Steve is not available. His left hand man is my boss now and works in programming and computational finance. If you look in a recent Norton's, you should be able to find an intro written by Hunter Cadzow somewhere in there, and when he moves a certain way I can see his junk from here.
Unfortunately, I am not at Princetown right now, so Steve is not available. His left hand man is my boss now and works in programming and computational finance. If you look in a recent Norton's, you should be able to find an intro written by Hunter Cadzow somewhere in there, and when he moves a certain way I can see his junk from here.
loneal
+0 -0
Oh shit, "Steve"? I have had a couple Norton-type teachers, but I am not on such an informal basis with any of them. I am still obligated to call my advisor Professor Tallent rather than Elizabeth. None of them have names as cool as "Cadzow," and I ain't never seen any of their junk. You have brought my inadequacies to the forefront of my mind, Redonismbot.
PS How does a Norton-type dude end up in programming and computational finance?
Oh shit, "Steve"? I have had a couple Norton-type teachers, but I am not on such an informal basis with any of them. I am still obligated to call my advisor Professor Tallent rather than Elizabeth. None of them have names as cool as "Cadzow," and I ain't never seen any of their junk. You have brought my inadequacies to the forefront of my mind, Redonismbot.
PS How does a Norton-type dude end up in programming and computational finance?
hedonismbot
+0 -0
It turns out that doing literature for a living gets boring and teaching makes you poor. Hunter decided he wanted to do something nonacademic, and be rich, so he works with me. We are now very rich, and he gets to regale geeks with little known Milton quotes and stories about the foibles of ultra-high-end academics.
It turns out that doing literature for a living gets boring and teaching makes you poor. Hunter decided he wanted to do something nonacademic, and be rich, so he works with me. We are now very rich, and he gets to regale geeks with little known Milton quotes and stories about the foibles of ultra-high-end academics.
nullzero
+1 -0
A very similar career plan worked good for me too, but I avoid the Milton quotes as they seem to cause people to punch me.
A very similar career plan worked good for me too, but I avoid the Milton quotes as they seem to cause people to punch me.
loneal
+1 -0
I suppose I will have to learn programming and computational finance at some point.
I do not miss the future.
I suppose I will have to learn programming and computational finance at some point.
I do not miss the future.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
If I end up having to abandon my academic ambitions for programming and computational finance, it will mean that my mom was right all along and that simply cannot be .
If I end up having to abandon my academic ambitions for programming and computational finance, it will mean that my mom was right all along and that simply cannot be .
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Also, I cannot imagine how literature could be more boring than computational finance.
Also, I cannot imagine how literature could be more boring than computational finance.
hedonismbot
+1 -0
You could always get a degree in Lit then marry a wealthy math nerd. You feministish types still do that right?
(I'm giggling at this because my wife got a Lit degree before marrying my rich ass, and she has ten times the interesting job I do.)
You could always get a degree in Lit then marry a wealthy math nerd. You feministish types still do that right?
(I'm giggling at this because my wife got a Lit degree before marrying my rich ass, and she has ten times the interesting job I do.)
loneal
+0 -0
I tried dating some computer nerds, but they were poor.
(Does your wife know you have been collecting the hair of Internet girls?)
I tried dating some computer nerds, but they were poor.
(Does your wife know you have been collecting the hair of Internet girls?)
eatmorekix
+0 -0
elizabeth tallent!?!?!?! so jealous
elizabeth tallent!?!?!?! so jealous
achilleselbow
+0 -0
So you stopped making your dad jokes because they were too offensive and switched to your mom jokes instead? What kind of a feminist are you?
So you stopped making your dad jokes because they were too offensive and switched to your mom jokes instead? What kind of a feminist are you?
loneal
+0 -0
To my great shame, I was not a feminist when that particular switch happened, and now the "your mom" thing is a habit that will be hard to break. Maybe I should try switching back to dads anyway. I'll alienate even more people with my gender politics! Hurrah!
To my great shame, I was not a feminist when that particular switch happened, and now the "your mom" thing is a habit that will be hard to break. Maybe I should try switching back to dads anyway. I'll alienate even more people with my gender politics! Hurrah!
lateadopter
+0 -0
My stepson just had five shots. For about an hour afterward he refused to walk; I'm sure his leg was sore, but it wasn't that bad. I had to carry him two blocks to the car, then two blocks back to get the keys from his mother, then two blocks to the car again.
He asked, "Are you going to take me to school?" I just managed to avoid saying, "In the car of pain."
Which is just to say, you could always choose to terrorize little kids instead of offending dads.
"What would loneal do?"
My stepson just had five shots. For about an hour afterward he refused to walk; I'm sure his leg was sore, but it wasn't that bad. I had to carry him two blocks to the car, then two blocks back to get the keys from his mother, then two blocks to the car again.
He asked, "Are you going to take me to school?" I just managed to avoid saying, "In the car of pain."
Which is just to say, you could always choose to terrorize little kids instead of offending dads.
"What would loneal do?"
kirshark
+0 -0
I considered "your dad" as a response to "your mom," but in the end, I decided to go with "your grandpa," because I wanted something that would really tug at the heartstrings of college boys. The added bonus is that they will predictably reply with "but my grandpa's dead!" (whether or not that is the case), opening up a whole new field of inappropriate sex jokes if you stand your ground.
I considered "your dad" as a response to "your mom," but in the end, I decided to go with "your grandpa," because I wanted something that would really tug at the heartstrings of college boys. The added bonus is that they will predictably reply with "but my grandpa's dead!" (whether or not that is the case), opening up a whole new field of inappropriate sex jokes if you stand your ground.
octafish
+4 -0
Stand your ground, stand your ground! Sons of Assetbar, of Achewood, my brothers, my sisters! I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our necrophilic grandfather jokes, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of lames, and flame wars when the age of posting obsenity comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! For all that you hold dear, on this good internet forum, I bit you stand, people of the assetbar!
Stand your ground, stand your ground! Sons of Assetbar, of Achewood, my brothers, my sisters! I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our necrophilic grandfather jokes, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of lames, and flame wars when the age of posting obsenity comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! For all that you hold dear, on this good internet forum, I bit you stand, people of the assetbar!
falseprophet
+0 -0
My maternal grandfather died during my freshman year of college.
My maternal grandfather died during my freshman year of college.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
boner killer!
boner killer!
stereo
+0 -0
Tragically, he was one of hundreds killed when a rogue boner escaped from the local half-house and rampaged for nearly eight minutes.
Tragically, he was one of hundreds killed when a rogue boner escaped from the local half-house and rampaged for nearly eight minutes.
blueloggy
+0 -0
When I was in college -- JUST AS YOU ARE NOW -- I also rocked the "your mom" jokes. I was HILARIOUS. Then my roommate wrote an "anonymous" thing on a bathroom graffiti wall-paper expressing dismay at my anti-mother stance. I defended myself as making fun of people who make fun of mothers, and she accepted my defense. But I still felt a bit bad about it, and still do. I mean, I was really just making corny double-entendres of the "that's what she said" ilk. I still think that stuff is hilarious. I am juvenile in that way, I guess.
Oh, and if it wasn't already obvious, I went to an all-women's college. Doing "your dad" jokes would've been a safe way to go. As it was I had friends who did a feminine version of the "jerk-off" motion that was pretty damn graphic. And AWESOME.
When I was in college -- JUST AS YOU ARE NOW -- I also rocked the "your mom" jokes. I was HILARIOUS. Then my roommate wrote an "anonymous" thing on a bathroom graffiti wall-paper expressing dismay at my anti-mother stance. I defended myself as making fun of people who make fun of mothers, and she accepted my defense. But I still felt a bit bad about it, and still do. I mean, I was really just making corny double-entendres of the "that's what she said" ilk. I still think that stuff is hilarious. I am juvenile in that way, I guess.
Oh, and if it wasn't already obvious, I went to an all-women's college. Doing "your dad" jokes would've been a safe way to go. As it was I had friends who did a feminine version of the "jerk-off" motion that was pretty damn graphic. And AWESOME.
aelindil
+0 -0
I really would like to see a description of said "jerk-off" motion. Really. For science.
I really would like to see a description of said "jerk-off" motion. Really. For science.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
HedonismBot, you've definitely captured the essence of the LoneAl. Whether that makes you a Good Lone Al is something for you and your conscience to decide.
HedonismBot, you've definitely captured the essence of the LoneAl. Whether that makes you a Good Lone Al is something for you and your conscience to decide.
dapooka
+0 -0
The essence was probably captured at the same time the hair-clippings were.
The essence was probably captured at the same time the hair-clippings were.
westsider8
+0 -0
Well, after you have steeled yourself to peer into the murky depths of what makes a man what he is, only to find a few empty bottles of Kettle One and an eclectic eBay list of purchases littering a half-filled kiddie pool, you're bound to be a bit shaken by it.
That said, I find it intriguing that Teodor found more to put on Ray's baseball card than Nice Pete did for his biography.
Well, after you have steeled yourself to peer into the murky depths of what makes a man what he is, only to find a few empty bottles of Kettle One and an eclectic eBay list of purchases littering a half-filled kiddie pool, you're bound to be a bit shaken by it.
That said, I find it intriguing that Teodor found more to put on Ray's baseball card than Nice Pete did for his biography.
hamscout
+0 -0
Nice Pete should have turned his narrative from this arc into an 'Adaptation'-style "making of the biography pamphlet"--it would have at least filled a couple magazine pages...
...a film version would involve at least one scene with poteen-soaked Pete and Ray trying to recreate the sound of the guitar harmonies in 'Jessica'. ..."aaaaah"
Nice Pete should have turned his narrative from this arc into an 'Adaptation'-style "making of the biography pamphlet"--it would have at least filled a couple magazine pages...
...a film version would involve at least one scene with poteen-soaked Pete and Ray trying to recreate the sound of the guitar harmonies in 'Jessica'. ..."aaaaah"
nbgreene
+0 -0
its like a battle between moters and horses. like... technology vs. horse
its like a battle between moters and horses. like... technology vs. horse
mjfitzge
+0 -0
like today's dinosaur comics?
like today's dinosaur comics?
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
I like how it doesn't occur to Ray that reassuring someone that you don't care if they finish a book about you is insulting.
I like how it doesn't occur to Ray that reassuring someone that you don't care if they finish a book about you is insulting.
hodgkis
+1 -0
shoulder ants
shoulder ants
duskbringer
+0 -0
hahahaha
hahahaha
clapyourhands
+0 -0
As much as Nice Pete would like to think it, he just can't wring out the inner-ray like Molly can. And she did it without the Allman Brothers.
As much as Nice Pete would like to think it, he just can't wring out the inner-ray like Molly can. And she did it without the Allman Brothers.
c_dizzle
+0 -0
Ray's got some crazy jowels going on in his brochure. On a related note: I'm about 98% sure that shoulder cellulite is bad wrong.
Ray's got some crazy jowels going on in his brochure. On a related note: I'm about 98% sure that shoulder cellulite is bad wrong.
gladi8orrex
+2 -2
lol. thot is Made me to lol hear is areY the main ponts fRo em: poneL oNe one is like opAnt ponel two two is ray starched ot has his arMs tarchEd out waved IS lol 2 me an finelly sick ray follote by brochureogroffy. i relly like i dun can say enuff. LOL
lol. thot is Made me to lol hear is areY the main ponts fRo em: poneL oNe one is like opAnt ponel two two is ray starched ot has his arMs tarchEd out waved IS lol 2 me an finelly sick ray follote by brochureogroffy. i relly like i dun can say enuff. LOL
gladi8orrex
+2 -1
i lept sum tings out lol i am sorry
i lept sum tings out lol i am sorry
schroduck
+2 -0
I'm sure no-one will hold it against you as long as the sum of the tings leaps back post-haste.
I'm sure no-one will hold it against you as long as the sum of the tings leaps back post-haste.
synnah
+0 -0
"My RL Name is LOL"
Larry Oliver Lambert?
"My RL Name is LOL"
Larry Oliver Lambert?
hamscout
+0 -0
L' OneaL???
L' OneaL???
loneal
+1 -0
!!!!!
!!!!!
hamscout
+0 -0
ohshitohshitoh shit! I revealed loneal's secret identity! :(
Next we'll find out that heccibiggs is a polyglot palindrome for 'alreadyinuse'.
ohshitohshitoh shit! I revealed loneal's secret identity! :(
Next we'll find out that heccibiggs is a polyglot palindrome for 'alreadyinuse'.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
I think heccibiggs' secret identity is that she's a Canadian singer/songwriter .
I think heccibiggs' secret identity is that she's a Canadian singer/songwriter .
falseprophet
+1 -0
What is it about Canada where everyone and their mama is a singer/songwriter?
Seriously Canada what is it about U girl?
What is it about Canada where everyone and their mama is a singer/songwriter?
Seriously Canada what is it about U girl?
pogo
+0 -0
Dunno, but here's another one. Basia Bulat
She's wonderful. We just saw her in Milwaukee with Devotchka.
Dunno, but here's another one. Basia Bulat
She's wonderful. We just saw her in Milwaukee with Devotchka.
shankley
+0 -0
we are a musical people.
we are a musical people.
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
And we are the dreamers of dreams.
And we are the dreamers of dreams.
whiteturtle
+0 -0
Butterscotch? Buttergin?
Butterscotch? Buttergin?
loneal
+0 -0
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
falseprophet
+0 -0
You've been found out, Snake!
You've been found out, Snake!
octafish
+0 -0
Snake, I thought you were dead!!!
Snake, I thought you were dead!!!
pityparty
+0 -0
Laurence Tolhurst?
Laurence Tolhurst?
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
It is silly to like the Cure.
It is silly to like the Cure.
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
RL? has internet speak entered glad's hidden messages too?
rl=real...
also LOL is in there. so i assume yes.
RL? has internet speak entered glad's hidden messages too?
rl=real...
also LOL is in there. so i assume yes.
synnah
+0 -0
Well, I just assumed it to mean 'Real Life'. However, in his next message, he apologised for leaving some things out, so I guess he forgot about the E and the A.
Well, I just assumed it to mean 'Real Life'. However, in his next message, he apologised for leaving some things out, so I guess he forgot about the E and the A.
jumpinjoe
+0 -1
This must be the first in-cartoon cartoon of Ray. Correct me if I'm wrong.
This must be the first in-cartoon cartoon of Ray. Correct me if I'm wrong.
varnish
+0 -0
And here I thought that a pamphlet would be the format best suited to Ray.
Ray: A Brief Study
And here I thought that a pamphlet would be the format best suited to Ray.
Ray: A Brief Study
nathanielperson
+0 -0
Perhaps a monograph.
Perhaps a monograph.
clapyourhands
+9 -0
If Ray's format is the pamphlet, than Beef's is the epitaph.
If Ray's format is the pamphlet, than Beef's is the epitaph.
schroduck
+1 -0
I like the way it's "Ray has a URL", not "Ray has a website", indicating that if you type the right URL into Firefox, somehow, as if by magic, Ray will appear, his resource uniformly located.
I like the way it's "Ray has a URL", not "Ray has a website", indicating that if you type the right URL into Firefox, somehow, as if by magic, Ray will appear, his resource uniformly located.
schroduck
+1 -0
Also "my resource is uniformly located" sounds like a line from a really bad piece of Information-Technology themed erotica.
Also "my resource is uniformly located" sounds like a line from a really bad piece of Information-Technology themed erotica.
hanrahahanrahan
+2 -0
You imply that some really good pieces of information-technology themed erotica exist.
You imply that some really good pieces of information-technology themed erotica exist.
schroduck
+1 -0
I think it's a field that has potential: "Do you want to see my male PCB-mounting DD50 d-sub connector?" "Can I fsck your superblock?" and so on and so forth.
I think it's a field that has potential: "Do you want to see my male PCB-mounting DD50 d-sub connector?" "Can I fsck your superblock?" and so on and so forth.
hamscout
+28 -0
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
the distant future, the distant future...
the distant future, the distant future...
hamscout
+0 -0
Yes. Affirmative .
Yes. Affirmative .
red-barchetta
+1 -0
OMG, I'm in before there are 500 irrelevant posts!
Ray still looks a little buzzed in panel 3. He should have called Todd for a ride home.
OMG, I'm in before there are 500 irrelevant posts!
Ray still looks a little buzzed in panel 3. He should have called Todd for a ride home.
synnah
+0 -0
Well done. Although calling everyone else's posts irrelevant is probably not a good way to endear yourself to them.
Well done. Although calling everyone else's posts irrelevant is probably not a good way to endear yourself to them.
red-barchetta
+0 -0
Not everyone, just any post not directly addressing the strip is irrelevant IMO. Take the idle chatter to MSN.
Not everyone, just any post not directly addressing the strip is irrelevant IMO. Take the idle chatter to MSN.
cromar
+5 -0
Like 1.5 of the last 2 you posted?
Oooooooooh
Like 1.5 of the last 2 you posted?
Oooooooooh
aliiis
+0 -0
Eeh, I just chubbied you at the same time as somebody else so I got to watch it jump from 0 to 2 chubbies. How novel.
Eeh, I just chubbied you at the same time as somebody else so I got to watch it jump from 0 to 2 chubbies. How novel.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
So red-barchetta (642 strips viewed, 26 comments made) has spoken, so let it be done!
So red-barchetta (642 strips viewed, 26 comments made) has spoken, so let it be done!
lawbot
+0 -0
I don't think you understand the way that a voting system works.
I don't think you understand the way that a voting system works.
achilleselbow
+0 -2
Voting? I was just pointing out the absurdity of a relative newcomer barging in and telling people what the board should and should not be.
Voting? I was just pointing out the absurdity of a relative newcomer barging in and telling people what the board should and should not be.
lawbot
+0 -0
Umm, why is that absurd? He has his opinions and votes. You have yours.
Umm, why is that absurd? He has his opinions and votes. You have yours.
loneal
+0 -0
But his opinions are WRONG!
No, but really. Red-barchetta is entitled to his opinions, but his opinion is that he doesn't want to hear us talk, and he is telling us that to our faces. That sucks.
Achilles' opinion is that red-barchetta doesn't have enough experience to form a valid opinion about this matter. Shouldn't he get to cast that vote?
But his opinions are WRONG!
No, but really. Red-barchetta is entitled to his opinions, but his opinion is that he doesn't want to hear us talk, and he is telling us that to our faces. That sucks.
Achilles' opinion is that red-barchetta doesn't have enough experience to form a valid opinion about this matter. Shouldn't he get to cast that vote?
pogo
+0 -0
Aw the fight was just gettin' good! Stop being so reasonable.
Aw the fight was just gettin' good! Stop being so reasonable.
red-barchetta
+0 -0
I want to hear you talk about the strip, check the comments in the real early days. Lately, everyone drifts off into completely unassociated tangents.
I want to hear you talk about the strip, check the comments in the real early days. Lately, everyone drifts off into completely unassociated tangents.
lawbot
+0 -0
I disagree with this analysis of achilleselbow's posting. He was being a dick.
I disagree with this analysis of achilleselbow's posting. He was being a dick.
achilleselbow
+2 -1
Right, right, everyone is entitled to their opinion, even the people whose opinion is that no one else is entitled to their opinion. This kind of sophistry is why we're still arguing over banning the teaching of evolution.
Right, right, everyone is entitled to their opinion, even the people whose opinion is that no one else is entitled to their opinion. This kind of sophistry is why we're still arguing over banning the teaching of evolution.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Sophistry does require some work, however dubious. So, you think that it takes 1424 strips read on assetbar and almost as many comments made before you can make an opinion on this anarchy? That's worse than sophistry, as it's just plain arrogant.
If red-barchetta has read 642 of these damn things, and thinks that these posts are annoying, I say give him a little room to bitch and moan, ignore it if you want. Ain't much worse than half of the other shit on here. Argue with him if you want, but it might be best if you don't pull a "SHUT UP N00B" argument.
Sophistry does require some work, however dubious. So, you think that it takes 1424 strips read on assetbar and almost as many comments made before you can make an opinion on this anarchy? That's worse than sophistry, as it's just plain arrogant.
If red-barchetta has read 642 of these damn things, and thinks that these posts are annoying, I say give him a little room to bitch and moan, ignore it if you want. Ain't much worse than half of the other shit on here. Argue with him if you want, but it might be best if you don't pull a "SHUT UP N00B" argument.
yearsinhotclaws
+1 -0
No dude, you don't get it. You have to have read every strip (specifically from acheworld, logged into your account, it doesn't matter if you've read them from achewood proper) and commented steadily for at least 2 months before you're allowed to decide what posts are irrelevant.
No dude, you don't get it. You have to have read every strip (specifically from acheworld, logged into your account, it doesn't matter if you've read them from achewood proper) and commented steadily for at least 2 months before you're allowed to decide what posts are irrelevant.
odei
+0 -0
All posts are irrelevant.
What now?
All posts are irrelevant.
What now?
pogo
+0 -0
But some are more irrelevant than others.
But some are more irrelevant than others.
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
DUde you just totally called yourself irrelevant! HOW DOES MY DICK TASTE ODEI I WASHED IT JUST FOR YUUUUUUUUUU
DUde you just totally called yourself irrelevant! HOW DOES MY DICK TASTE ODEI I WASHED IT JUST FOR YUUUUUUUUUU
red-barchetta
+0 -0
I actually was drawn here by a link from FARK and because of which, i discovered achewood. Once finding this site, I read the whole thing from the beginning. Only after I reached the current strips did I decide to become a member in an exclusive membership. One that I noticed as the strips went along, was becoming larger and that he comments were more numerous and often strayed from relevant topic of the strip. Anyway, i am halfway through my second trip through the archive and enjoying it alot. GJ Onstad.
I actually was drawn here by a link from FARK and because of which, i discovered achewood. Once finding this site, I read the whole thing from the beginning. Only after I reached the current strips did I decide to become a member in an exclusive membership. One that I noticed as the strips went along, was becoming larger and that he comments were more numerous and often strayed from relevant topic of the strip. Anyway, i am halfway through my second trip through the archive and enjoying it alot. GJ Onstad.
lawbot
+0 -0
YES
YES
odei
+2 -0
There's a new sheriff in town...
There's a new sheriff in town...
whiteturtle
+0 -0
Hey! You kids! All us people who like Rush enough to signify our personalities with their song titles and can remember what the 70's smelled like want to draw attention to things in the comic strip and not have to hassle with a whole lotta jibber jabber! Cut the chit-chat or I'm sendin' you to the principal's office! Got it?
Hey! McGorsky, I saw that!
You're outta here mister!
Hey! You kids! All us people who like Rush enough to signify our personalities with their song titles and can remember what the 70's smelled like want to draw attention to things in the comic strip and not have to hassle with a whole lotta jibber jabber! Cut the chit-chat or I'm sendin' you to the principal's office! Got it?
Hey! McGorsky, I saw that!
You're outta here mister!
red-barchetta
+0 -0
sarcasm?
sarcasm?
qingofchina
+0 -0
Mya mya mya...
Mya mya mya...
kickstart
+4 -0
I spin around with shrieking type, to join the deadly assetbar
Go screaming through the threads with my shiny avatar
I spin around with shrieking type, to join the deadly assetbar
Go screaming through the threads with my shiny avatar
invidious
+2 -0
Your post made me look up Rush lyrics, and I had a revelation...
Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
Dude, the song "Tom Sawyer" is about... Roast Beef?!
Your post made me look up Rush lyrics, and I had a revelation...
Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
Dude, the song "Tom Sawyer" is about... Roast Beef?!
red-barchetta
+0 -0
nice!
nice!
nbgreene
+0 -0
"A drunk driver's very dangerous. Everyone knows that. But a drunk backseat driver can be dangerous too, if he's persuasive"
"A drunk driver's very dangerous. Everyone knows that. But a drunk backseat driver can be dangerous too, if he's persuasive"
theguitarhero
+2 -0
"Turn left up here."
"That's a tree."
"Trust me."
"Turn left up here."
"That's a tree."
"Trust me."
schroduck
+0 -1
Am I the only who sees the irony in a guy complaining about there being too many irrelevant posts sparking a massive, and wholy irrelevant, argument about the irrelevance of said posts.
Am I the only who sees the irony in a guy complaining about there being too many irrelevant posts sparking a massive, and wholy irrelevant, argument about the irrelevance of said posts.
schroduck
+0 -0
And in me making yet another irrelevant post to point out the irrelevance of the one before?
And in me making yet another irrelevant post to point out the irrelevance of the one before?
schroduck
+0 -0
And in me making yet another irrelevant post to point out the irrelevance of the one before?
And in me making yet another irrelevant post to point out the irrelevance of the one before?
schroduck
+1 -0
And in me making yet another irrelevant post to point out the irrelevance of the one before? And so on, and so forth.
And in me making yet another irrelevant post to point out the irrelevance of the one before? And so on, and so forth.
cromar
+0 -0
I commend you. You take the blame away.
4 vs. 3. You're not the only one. It's the most funniest joke. Delivered with the most beautiful timign!
I commend you. You take the blame away.
4 vs. 3. You're not the only one. It's the most funniest joke. Delivered with the most beautiful timign!
tombsgrave
+0 -0
Cartoon Ray looks like he's attempting to convince the viewer that in just seven days, Ray can make him a ma, ha ha ha han.
Cartoon Ray looks like he's attempting to convince the viewer that in just seven days, Ray can make him a ma, ha ha ha han.
octafish
+3 -0
A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground.
And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause...
Will make him glisten... and gleam
And with massage, and just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...
But the wrong man.
He'll eat nutritious high protein and swallow raw eggs.
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs.
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups,
Do the snatch, clean and jerk.
He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
Such strenuous living I just don't understand
When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man.
Ray looks nothing like Tim Curry?
A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground.
And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause...
Will make him glisten... and gleam
And with massage, and just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...
But the wrong man.
He'll eat nutritious high protein and swallow raw eggs.
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs.
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups,
Do the snatch, clean and jerk.
He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
Such strenuous living I just don't understand
When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man.
Ray looks nothing like Tim Curry?
loneal
+1 -0
Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: Hot or the hottest?
Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: Hot or the hottest?
xi
+0 -0
Tim Curry... Beyond all human imaginings of hot, and too caustic for even the word "hottest"....
Like I've masturbated to the smoke guy from Fern Gully hot.
Tim Curry... Beyond all human imaginings of hot, and too caustic for even the word "hottest"....
Like I've masturbated to the smoke guy from Fern Gully hot.
octafish
+0 -0
Long John Silver in "Muppet Treasure Island"
or
Pennywise in "IT"
Hot or Not
(Clue) Pirates=Sexy, We all float down here=Nightmares
Please disregard the butler in Clue.
Long John Silver in "Muppet Treasure Island"
or
Pennywise in "IT"
Hot or Not
(Clue) Pirates=Sexy, We all float down here=Nightmares
Please disregard the butler in Clue.
xi
+0 -0
He's awesome in Clue. Don't even say otherwise.
And IT.... well, there's just something about the giant bulbous head.
I have problems. Do you think I have problems?
He's awesome in Clue. Don't even say otherwise.
And IT.... well, there's just something about the giant bulbous head.
I have problems. Do you think I have problems?
loneal
+0 -0
But have you masturbated to Nigel Thornberry?
But have you masturbated to Nigel Thornberry?
xi
+0 -0
That's a lot harder, and I must say I haven't tried. It would be a challenge. But I bet you five dollars I would win.
That's a lot harder, and I must say I haven't tried. It would be a challenge. But I bet you five dollars I would win.
onepapertiger
+1 -0
That's fucking horrific. If these things are true, I don't want to hear them for any reason whatever.
That's fucking horrific. If these things are true, I don't want to hear them for any reason whatever.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
if all of Tim Curry could be removed except for his mouth he'd be dreamy2hawt, yes.
there is something about the way his mouth moves. it's the same deal with Andy Samberg (who is ultra cute in all sorts of ways) and some woman from Miss Rap Supreme (who, if I were interested in ladies, would be a top pick).
What is unique about that mouth movement or am i just insaaane
if all of Tim Curry could be removed except for his mouth he'd be dreamy2hawt, yes.
there is something about the way his mouth moves. it's the same deal with Andy Samberg (who is ultra cute in all sorts of ways) and some woman from Miss Rap Supreme (who, if I were interested in ladies, would be a top pick).
What is unique about that mouth movement or am i just insaaane
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Octafish.
You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Octafish.
octafish
+0 -0
Chubby for you! What is a Scot doing on a russian sub anyway?
Chubby for you! What is a Scot doing on a russian sub anyway?
hardelicious
+0 -0
hot crusty steaks...
...are delicious
hot crusty steaks...
...are delicious
maximus
+0 -0
...for you to poop on?
/it's the avaton
...for you to poop on?
/it's the avaton
rude_mechanical
+0 -0
Panel 4: Pete's sense of resignation, no, make that disappointment, is so apparent in that raised eyebrow.
Panel 4: Pete's sense of resignation, no, make that disappointment, is so apparent in that raised eyebrow.
cyberia
+0 -0
I'm waiting for the next strip where Nice Pete has a brainsnap and kills Ray for being of low mind.
I'm waiting for the next strip where Nice Pete has a brainsnap and kills Ray for being of low mind.
ford
+0 -0
I love that at the end of this storyline the psychotic killer is shown to be the sympathetic figure, unable to carry out his mission due to the unstoppable simplicity of his subject.
I love that at the end of this storyline the psychotic killer is shown to be the sympathetic figure, unable to carry out his mission due to the unstoppable simplicity of his subject.
tipist
+0 -0
His simplicity is only stoppable by unforseen complications.
His simplicity is only stoppable by unforseen complications.
redsalesperson
+0 -0
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06172002
Ray? Why did you turn your back on ahi?
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06172002
Ray? Why did you turn your back on ahi?
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Ray is a business man; he'll sell ahi, but he doesn't have to like it.
Give the people what they want.
Ray is a business man; he'll sell ahi, but he doesn't have to like it.
Give the people what they want.
steerpike66
+0 -0
Why does Ray look so tired and emotional after leaving Peter home?
Why does Ray look so tired and emotional after leaving Peter home?
eightysix
+0 -0
just his eyeglass-wipers dangling down is all.
...or his eyebrows.
just his eyeglass-wipers dangling down is all.
...or his eyebrows.
bixschmix
+0 -0
You've never tasted country likkers, have you steerpike66?
You've never tasted country likkers, have you steerpike66?
hamscout
+0 -0
all hung from the poteen, yo
all hung from the poteen, yo
octafish
+0 -0
"Tired and emotional" is a euphemism for being "completely smashed out of your gourd and fucking up in public, paticularly when the person in question is a celebrity", where I am from.
"Tired and emotional" is a euphemism for being "completely smashed out of your gourd and fucking up in public, paticularly when the person in question is a celebrity", where I am from.
voloshg
+0 -0
Will Chris Onstad publish this book?
Will Chris Onstad publish this book?
irondave
+1 -0
I think he just did?
I think he just did?
thegoblins
+5 -0
The ohm does not sit in the wire exacting payment. The wire exacts payment of the current. The ohm just tells the tale of this exchange. Science is important.
The ohm does not sit in the wire exacting payment. The wire exacts payment of the current. The ohm just tells the tale of this exchange. Science is important.
odei
+0 -0
I wanted to make that point, but I didn't feel I could without being a dick about terms. Bravo for succeeding where I failed!
I wanted to make that point, but I didn't feel I could without being a dick about terms. Bravo for succeeding where I failed!
higuma
+0 -0
What Chris Onstad needs more of
IS SCIENCE
What Chris Onstad needs more of
IS SCIENCE
yearsinhotclaws
+0 -0
Where did that phrase even come from? I've never found it in any of the strips.
Where did that phrase even come from? I've never found it in any of the strips.
hbaranov
+0 -0
Specifically Physics.
Specifically Physics.
kamet
+0 -0
This comment
-The comment-
with KaMeT, known commenter
This comment
-The comment-
with KaMeT, known commenter
daidai
+2 -0
Ray's stance on drunk driving:
Practice makes perfect .
Ray's stance on drunk driving:
Practice makes perfect .
neonfreon2
+0 -0
i dont think ive ever seen onstad kill an arc so brutally
i dont think ive ever seen onstad kill an arc so brutally
pogo
+0 -0
Really, Ray should be hella insulted to only get a brochure of his life.
Really, Ray should be hella insulted to only get a brochure of his life.
seymourglass
+2 -0
I rated this strip a 5, and it tipped the overall rating to NaN, and made the votes undefined. For some reason, this leaves me feeling very satisfied.
I rated this strip a 5, and it tipped the overall rating to NaN, and made the votes undefined. For some reason, this leaves me feeling very satisfied.
synnah
+0 -0
seymourglass - 1
Assetbar - 0
seymourglass - 1
Assetbar - 0
numberkillinger
+2 -0
SEY-MOUR!!!
SEY-MOUR!!!
maximus
+3 -0
Maybe if you had tried harder, you could have accessed the secret backdoor to UltraAssetbar, Where Onstad and his cronies drink chablis while submitting posts full of special characters and laugh at our hobbled posts as they fly by in real time.
Maybe if you had tried harder, you could have accessed the secret backdoor to UltraAssetbar, Where Onstad and his cronies drink chablis while submitting posts full of special characters and laugh at our hobbled posts as they fly by in real time.
cromar
+0 -0
I like the way you think, sir. Please take me to this magical place.
I like the way you think, sir. Please take me to this magical place.
falseprophet
+1 -0
ASSETBAR WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT
ASSETBAR WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT
whiteturtle
+0 -0
What's the best posts you got?
What's the best posts you got?
squares
+0 -0
Pete's illustrative portrayal of Ray is what got a 5 from me.
Pete's illustrative portrayal of Ray is what got a 5 from me.
evolume
+0 -0
I MAKE REFERENCE TO SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN REAL LIFE
I MAKE REFERENCE TO SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN REAL LIFE
redmange
+0 -1
If you replaced rap with "Jethro Tull and David Bowie related Media" this brochure would also describe my life fairly well. I am not a complex man, my ways are not obtuse.
If you replaced rap with "Jethro Tull and David Bowie related Media" this brochure would also describe my life fairly well. I am not a complex man, my ways are not obtuse.
mr_lostman28
+0 -1
I guess that means you were also "born hot and licked cleaned" by your momma?
I guess that means you were also "born hot and licked cleaned" by your momma?
redmange
+1 -0
My family has weird traditions. Don't make me go into it.
My family has weird traditions. Don't make me go into it.
phy
+0 -0
Two folds, six sides. At least one graphic of a carefully generic person doing something medical because all brochures have that, even ones from your bank.
Two folds, six sides. At least one graphic of a carefully generic person doing something medical because all brochures have that, even ones from your bank.
spudgun
+0 -0
Hello.
Hello.
numberkillinger
+0 -0
Hi! -> Yes! -> Hi!
Hi! -> Yes! -> Hi!
pogo
+0 -0
You two were made for ech other.
You two were made for ech other.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Well hi there!
Well hi there!
invidious
+0 -0
What's with all these 31-year-old morons on Assetbar all of a sudden?
What's with all these 31-year-old morons on Assetbar all of a sudden?
flazisismuss
+0 -0
It's a good age. It's the last time I'll be a prime number unless I make it to 37.
It's a good age. It's the last time I'll be a prime number unless I make it to 37.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
THIRTY FIRST
THIRTY FIRST
perfidy
+0 -0
"licked clean by his mamma," i love it.
"licked clean by his mamma," i love it.
pygmalion00
+3 -0
No forward by Steve Allen?
No forward by Steve Allen?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I'm posting this so late, and so far down the page, because I don't feel like tasting your lames.
But I really don't like these mini-arcs Chris has been doing lately, with Mr. Bear, Roast Beef, and now Ray.
Beef's was the best, but the ending was weak.
I hope the lack of "Fin" at the end of the supposed arcs means that none of them have actually ended, and they will all intersect Pulp Fiction style at the end.
I'm picturing Roast Beef trying to get rid of some money while Mr. Bear attempts to kill Lyle. A gun goes off and Beef thinks it's a greeting card exec trying to off him. Ray pops up and does a post-poteen rant while bullets fly around him.
Side note: I really hate the fact that the diner scene was used as the frame story for Pulp Fiction. I kinda wish The Golden Watch was the frame story, with Willis' car crash being the cold open, and then just switch the order of events with Butch and Marsellus fighting off Zed happening BEFORE Butch guns down Vega.
But what do I know? I post on the Internet and I can't even start the one fucking screenplay I've been kicking around for a year.
I'm posting this so late, and so far down the page, because I don't feel like tasting your lames.
But I really don't like these mini-arcs Chris has been doing lately, with Mr. Bear, Roast Beef, and now Ray.
Beef's was the best, but the ending was weak.
I hope the lack of "Fin" at the end of the supposed arcs means that none of them have actually ended, and they will all intersect Pulp Fiction style at the end.
I'm picturing Roast Beef trying to get rid of some money while Mr. Bear attempts to kill Lyle. A gun goes off and Beef thinks it's a greeting card exec trying to off him. Ray pops up and does a post-poteen rant while bullets fly around him.
Side note: I really hate the fact that the diner scene was used as the frame story for Pulp Fiction. I kinda wish The Golden Watch was the frame story, with Willis' car crash being the cold open, and then just switch the order of events with Butch and Marsellus fighting off Zed happening BEFORE Butch guns down Vega.
But what do I know? I post on the Internet and I can't even start the one fucking screenplay I've been kicking around for a year.
whiteturtle
+0 -0
The reason you don't finish screenplays is a self-loathing so rich and thick that it seeps onto the internet through the cracks in your personality and congeals as a non sequitor criticism of a 15-year-old masterpiece.
(the diner scene is Vega's one chance at redemption, the choice representing the fine line between good and evil. The thinness of that line is the point of the movie. That and pop culture fetishizing.)
The reason you don't finish screenplays is a self-loathing so rich and thick that it seeps onto the internet through the cracks in your personality and congeals as a non sequitor criticism of a 15-year-old masterpiece.
(the diner scene is Vega's one chance at redemption, the choice representing the fine line between good and evil. The thinness of that line is the point of the movie. That and pop culture fetishizing.)
whiteturtle
+0 -0
you know what? I am harsh because I have the same problems. My criticism of you is really a criticism of myself. I have a novel that is stuck in my brain like a chunk of shrapnel and I can't get it out.
you know what? I am harsh because I have the same problems. My criticism of you is really a criticism of myself. I have a novel that is stuck in my brain like a chunk of shrapnel and I can't get it out.
foea
+0 -0
yah, join the club. I already spent the advance money on a script, and have nothing but handwritten outlines.
yah, join the club. I already spent the advance money on a script, and have nothing but handwritten outlines.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Yeah but at that point we know Vega's fate. We know he gets gunned down leaving the bathroom.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Tarrantino fan. I just think that he pieced Pulp Fiction together wrong.
Yeah but at that point we know Vega's fate. We know he gets gunned down leaving the bathroom.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Tarrantino fan. I just think that he pieced Pulp Fiction together wrong.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Quote:
I'm in a similar spot with some fiction ideas, brother. Keep on rockin.'
Quote:
I post on the Internet and I can't even start the one fucking screenplay I've been kicking around for a year.
I'm in a similar spot with some fiction ideas, brother. Keep on rockin.'
hamscout
+0 -0
I was in a screenwriter's organization for nearly two years without producing more than a couple short paragraphs. *fail*
I was in a screenwriter's organization for nearly two years without producing more than a couple short paragraphs. *fail*
pogo
+0 -0
Arcs, schmarcs, the strip started out without them, and will naturally lapse back into one-offs. We should at least allow On-Star some breathing room between arcs. Another thing, leaving us to imagine all those other developments is part of the richness of Achewood.
Side note: Re-editing "Pulp Fiction" leads to madness. Just leave it alone.
Arcs, schmarcs, the strip started out without them, and will naturally lapse back into one-offs. We should at least allow On-Star some breathing room between arcs. Another thing, leaving us to imagine all those other developments is part of the richness of Achewood.
Side note: Re-editing "Pulp Fiction" leads to madness. Just leave it alone.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Yeah but the thing is he has esentialy started (thanks to today's strip) FOUR arcs, three that basically led to nothing.
Let's hope the wedding doesn't end in mid-stream.
Yeah but the thing is he has esentialy started (thanks to today's strip) FOUR arcs, three that basically led to nothing.
Let's hope the wedding doesn't end in mid-stream.
qingofchina
+0 -0
How can Pete be a psychotic murderer and also be relatively lucid about the state of Ray's life without any frustration?
How can Pete be a psychotic murderer and also be relatively lucid about the state of Ray's life without any frustration?
numberkillinger
+2 -0
Mya mya mya...
Mya mya mya...
cromar
+0 -0
Have a chubby. I'm not really sure why...
Have a chubby. I'm not really sure why...
onepapertiger
+0 -0
Man, assetbar feels hell of lame lately, for some reason. But I'm listening to a moby song right now and cannot really hold a candle to anything cool. Quite the predicament.
Man, assetbar feels hell of lame lately, for some reason. But I'm listening to a moby song right now and cannot really hold a candle to anything cool. Quite the predicament.
whiteturtle
+0 -0
I think that any community undergoes periodic refreshes. There has been a rapid growth of the community in the last six months or so, and I think it is coming to a refresher cycle, where people drop off and new people are added. I could be wrong though, my research is inconclusive.
I think that any community undergoes periodic refreshes. There has been a rapid growth of the community in the last six months or so, and I think it is coming to a refresher cycle, where people drop off and new people are added. I could be wrong though, my research is inconclusive.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
Your research--while presented only as a theory (hypothesis?)--feels accurate. I mean, I started posting on this thing about four weeks ago so I'm brand new to the "discussion" aspect. But I've been reading these things for a while now and from what I've seen, the whole face/hand thing, some of these modded .jpgs and all the references to old assetbar posters have started to make assetbar an entity of its own instead of just the comments page on Achewood.
It's a club whose functions are to reward the witty and excommunicate the braying jackass.
Your research--while presented only as a theory (hypothesis?)--feels accurate. I mean, I started posting on this thing about four weeks ago so I'm brand new to the "discussion" aspect. But I've been reading these things for a while now and from what I've seen, the whole face/hand thing, some of these modded .jpgs and all the references to old assetbar posters have started to make assetbar an entity of its own instead of just the comments page on Achewood.
It's a club whose functions are to reward the witty and excommunicate the braying jackass.
catgrl131
+1 -0
Assetbar: The Commenting System That Filters Out Morons (TM)
Assetbar: The Commenting System That Filters Out Morons (TM)
irondave
+0 -0
What the world needs now is a Psychedelic Neon Dancing Tyrannosaur.
Also Le Baron Noir, or whatever his name was. I miss those guys.
What the world needs now is a Psychedelic Neon Dancing Tyrannosaur.
Also Le Baron Noir, or whatever his name was. I miss those guys.
pogo
+0 -0
I find Assetbar to be more vibrant and interesting than ever. Of course, that might be influenced by the fact that I'm getting some.
I find Assetbar to be more vibrant and interesting than ever. Of course, that might be influenced by the fact that I'm getting some.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Getting some....what?
What are you getting?
My feelings on this asset are neutral until I know what you are getting.
Is it pie?
Getting some....what?
What are you getting?
My feelings on this asset are neutral until I know what you are getting.
Is it pie?
catgrl131
+1 -0
it is Sex.
it is Sex.
cromar
+0 -0
When I die / And when I go to Heaven / I pray to God / there's sweet apple pie. Ain't nothin like back and thighs. Yeah, nothin' like sweet Apple Pie.
B.o.B.
When I die / And when I go to Heaven / I pray to God / there's sweet apple pie. Ain't nothin like back and thighs. Yeah, nothin' like sweet Apple Pie.
B.o.B.
A comment left by solobuttons was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by waddie, InspectorGadget, ActualTaunt, shades)
A comment left by solobuttons was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by waddie, joeynarcotic, Haschel47, goocifer, ActualTaunt, d3athcann0n, lux, Tragic_Johnson)
solobuttons sounds strange. It's like The Lone Rangers in that movie Airheads
And by solobuttons I mean the username, not the man himself. I'm sure he sounds quite lovely.
i cannot believe that i actually get this reference. good lord.
Oh fuck yes you remember Airheads, terebikun.
Trick question! Lemmy IS God!
Lemmy is editor of the school newspaper!
best of the best 3?
If you were wondering, it comes from [url=https://www.last.fm/music/Matmos/_/Solo Buttons For Joe Meek]this song[/url].
nooooo
Well the URL I want has plus signs in it, so I'll just tell you that the song is "Solo Buttons for Joe Meek" by Matmos.
Showin' some love for Matmos. Nice, that is some good stuff.
I am showing some love for Joe Meek. Now he was a good man, with a lot of ideas. Scary ideas .
HERE COME THE BLUE MEN
Only a brochure!? For the great Ray? Horrible insult!
You're old.
Sometimes it is appropriate and/or hilarious to make fun of Pogo's age. I do not see how this is one of those times.
The inappropriateness makes the hilarity.
Fair enough!
Nevertheless, I'm laughing.
You're young.
I am five! (not really)
Get Out Of Here
Just you wait, you young whippersnapper. You'll get yours too. (Or the much less desireable alternative.)