william
+8 -0
Teodor is actually giving a fairly conservative estimate here. Even if only half of a percent of the world toked, that would mean there are at least 30 perfect Swiss men buying.
Teodor is actually giving a fairly conservative estimate here. Even if only half of a percent of the world toked, that would mean there are at least 30 perfect Swiss men buying.
peterjoel
+0 -0
The Swiss don't toke. It's a fact.
The Swiss don't toke. It's a fact.
charchar
+0 -0
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuTc_liKS4&feature=related}I beg to differ[/url]
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuTc_liKS4&feature=related}I beg to differ[/url]
charchar
+24 -0
You know what I meant BBcode
You know what I meant BBcode
cpnglxynchos
+3 -1
i chubbied you for your BBCode backsass.
i chubbied you for your BBCode backsass.
zem
+16 -0
Teodor's logic is faulty. You don't need to be a perfect Swiss man to buy from a perfect Swiss joint-rolling company.
Teodor's logic is faulty. You don't need to be a perfect Swiss man to buy from a perfect Swiss joint-rolling company.
saint
+3 -0
that, and does supply create demand? That seems like backwards thinking to me. Very risky backwards thinking.
that, and does supply create demand? That seems like backwards thinking to me. Very risky backwards thinking.
achilleselbow
+16 -1
Sure it does. Think of HDTV and such things. Before they came out, I don't think anyone was sitting around watching their regular TV going "Man, this image quality is terrible - I can't see a thing! When will they finally figure out a way to have a thousand times the pixels?"
Sure it does. Think of HDTV and such things. Before they came out, I don't think anyone was sitting around watching their regular TV going "Man, this image quality is terrible - I can't see a thing! When will they finally figure out a way to have a thousand times the pixels?"
bjorntd
+7 -0
No joke, that was my dad.
Though he's an engineer.
No joke, that was my dad.
Though he's an engineer.
tekende
+0 -0
Yeah, and it's not like there's no demand for such a product. More a case of a product specifically filling a general need/desire.
Like, we've always wanted to be able to take our whole music collection with us in a portable format, but until the ipod came along, we didn't know exactly what format we wanted.
Yeah, and it's not like there's no demand for such a product. More a case of a product specifically filling a general need/desire.
Like, we've always wanted to be able to take our whole music collection with us in a portable format, but until the ipod came along, we didn't know exactly what format we wanted.
dissembly
+1 -0
That wasn't "supply" that created the demand, that was advertising and a poor education system.
That wasn't "supply" that created the demand, that was advertising and a poor education system.
nonemorenegative
+1 -0
Indeed; I can see high-end Rap stars and middle-rung wannabes hooking up with Perfect Jays, far more ostentatious than rolling your own with a baggier bought from a white guy with awful dreadlocks.
Indeed; I can see high-end Rap stars and middle-rung wannabes hooking up with Perfect Jays, far more ostentatious than rolling your own with a baggier bought from a white guy with awful dreadlocks.
3n
+31 -0
"chemistry people hair" is certainly one of the greatest Achewood lines, ever.
"chemistry people hair" is certainly one of the greatest Achewood lines, ever.
petitegitan
+22 -0
That or "I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life". In this strip, these lines are definitely tied for awesomeness.
That or "I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life". In this strip, these lines are definitely tied for awesomeness.
trevor
+2 -0
"I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life" was also the reason I gave this a 5.
"I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life" was also the reason I gave this a 5.
soticoto
+1 -0
Lyle is clearly the one on the ball there.
Lyle is clearly the one on the ball there.
rasalghul
+0 -0
Lyle looks like he's going to offer Ray and T some frittata.
Lyle looks like he's going to offer Ray and T some frittata.
ferdinand
+4 -0
i was a huge fan of "unforgivingly precise." wow.
i was a huge fan of "unforgivingly precise." wow.
nagsworth
+0 -0
The whole argument is why I gave this a 5. The conflict is brilliant.
The whole argument is why I gave this a 5. The conflict is brilliant.
i_love_kate
+1 -1
I really want to give that comment a five. That irrelevant remark was fantastic.
I really want to give that comment a five. That irrelevant remark was fantastic.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
yes, ferdie. this is also how i felt.
yes, ferdie. this is also how i felt.
rumblefish
+8 -0
Having said that Lyle still wants to start a joint company 68% more than most people.
Having said that Lyle still wants to start a joint company 68% more than most people.
never_die
+1 -0
you're such a douche! get in the established market, you frickin pansy!
you're such a douche! get in the established market, you frickin pansy!
direhaggis
+16 -0
Lyle actually puts down his booze in the last panel to make a point. He's pissed.
Lyle actually puts down his booze in the last panel to make a point. He's pissed.
mortshire
+14 -1
It is a perfect...logo!
It is a perfect...logo!
the_doz
+0 -0
There is no reason that this should make me laugh as much as it does.
There is no reason that this should make me laugh as much as it does.
tombsgrave
+4 -1
"Mexican yeyo boys" are now a general-issue threat when describing a place. "That Wal-Mart over yonder has crap security, so there's lots of shoplifting. Also, Mexican yeyo boys will cut you up like a well-share ham sandwich."
"Mexican yeyo boys" are now a general-issue threat when describing a place. "That Wal-Mart over yonder has crap security, so there's lots of shoplifting. Also, Mexican yeyo boys will cut you up like a well-share ham sandwich."
aperson
+6 -0
"Come on! Compete in the established marketplace, you pussy!"
FIVE.
"Come on! Compete in the established marketplace, you pussy!"
FIVE.
dougthehead
+6 -1
indeed. I've thought of getting a job in marketing simply so I can one day say that to a spiky-haired marketing drone who wets his pants when he hears the word "paradigm shift."
indeed. I've thought of getting a job in marketing simply so I can one day say that to a spiky-haired marketing drone who wets his pants when he hears the word "paradigm shift."
deancain29
+0 -1
I like Lyle's issues!
I like Lyle's issues!
jesler729
+0 -1
Not once has Lyle wanted to start a joint company less than he does right now.
Not once has Lyle wanted to start a joint company less than he does right now.
nicolae
+0 -0
Ah, to light a jay that is unforgivingly precise...
Ah, to light a jay that is unforgivingly precise...
nicolae
+8 -0
stuart
+10 -0
This silent comment actually compliments the one before it pretty well.
This silent comment actually compliments the one before it pretty well.
rowboat
+6 -0
He's lost in reverie.
He's lost in reverie.
_cheesekayke
+1 -0
This may be my favorite Lyle line ever.
This may be my favorite Lyle line ever.
clever-nickname
+1 -0
Why would the Swiss man's lighter make a crisp click? Swiss people crave silence.
Why would the Swiss man's lighter make a crisp click? Swiss people crave silence.
zefiel
+4 -0
Ok, I'll try to explain. They'd like silence, sure, but also if your zippo is silent when it opens, it's like it doesn't work, you know? it takes from the experience, and as swiss, they need the experience to be Perfect.
That, and if it was silent you could totally start a lot of accidental fires around.
Ok, I'll try to explain. They'd like silence, sure, but also if your zippo is silent when it opens, it's like it doesn't work, you know? it takes from the experience, and as swiss, they need the experience to be Perfect.
That, and if it was silent you could totally start a lot of accidental fires around.
relaxing
+2 -0
Yeyo, or llello , is slang for cocaine .
I learned this listening to Bone Thugz-N-Harmony .
Yeyo, or llello , is slang for cocaine .
I learned this listening to Bone Thugz-N-Harmony .
philosophe
+4 -0
Yay, yak, blow, white, snow, the list goes on just like their flow
Yay, yak, blow, white, snow, the list goes on just like their flow
phthoggos
+7 -0
I spent a lot of time thinking about the things that those men said
I spent a lot of time thinking about the things that those men said
apocowarg
+2 -0
as a Vermont resident i can certify that there are many dumbfucks wandering around who fit that logo perfectly.
as a Vermont resident i can certify that there are many dumbfucks wandering around who fit that logo perfectly.
thatcrazycommie
+1 -0
Even Lyle has standards.
Even Lyle has standards.
c_dizzle
+1 -0
I hope my hair doesn't look like that when I grow up and become a dealer.
Wait, what?
I hope my hair doesn't look like that when I grow up and become a dealer.
Wait, what?
rowboat
+0 -0
An over-priced, over-glorified ice cream dealer?
An over-priced, over-glorified ice cream dealer?
varnish
+2 -0
Lyle actually seems pretty hurt that Teodor made him look fat. Fat, and equipped with non little orphan annie eyes.
Lyle actually seems pretty hurt that Teodor made him look fat. Fat, and equipped with non little orphan annie eyes.
hereward
+0 -0
but Lyle is fat though?
but Lyle is fat though?
sp1derbaby
+3 -0
But that's no reason to draw him fat.
But that's no reason to draw him fat.
beansdooma
+0 -0
i need to find some dumbfucks from vermont
i need to find some dumbfucks from vermont
phthoggos
+0 -0
The typeface of the logo is not quite Comic Sans.
The typeface of the logo is not quite Comic Sans.
cherubrocker22
+3 -0
This might be my favorite Achewood.
Also, in case you were wondering, this is the first page that comes up if you Google "unforgivingly precise."
This might be my favorite Achewood.
Also, in case you were wondering, this is the first page that comes up if you Google "unforgivingly precise."
xiaomimi
+20 -0
Wednesday Blogs
Lyle: car smoke soon smoke
Today's Blogs
Mr. Bear: I have invented a machine.
Wednesday Blogs
Lyle: car smoke soon smoke
Today's Blogs
Mr. Bear: I have invented a machine.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Mr. Bear is an inventor. Would we know this without the blogs?
Mr. Bear is an inventor. Would we know this without the blogs?
epicurus
+1 -0
If Marijuana was marketed like Ray describes there, I would without a doubt start buying it. I have to say that the idea here might have potential. Could I one day be that man flaming an unforgivingly precise jay?
If Marijuana was marketed like Ray describes there, I would without a doubt start buying it. I have to say that the idea here might have potential. Could I one day be that man flaming an unforgivingly precise jay?
drake
+0 -0
I guess neither of them have seen THESE before. I would hate to have to break the news to them, but i guess they wouldn't really be in a position to care, after using it a couple of times.
I guess neither of them have seen THESE before. I would hate to have to break the news to them, but i guess they wouldn't really be in a position to care, after using it a couple of times.
jbushnell
+1 -0
Has Teodor ever done a good piece of graphic design? Survey says: no
Has Teodor ever done a good piece of graphic design? Survey says: no
kovatch
+0 -1
I smoke dem J's.
HAHA! AWESOME!
I smoke dem J's.
HAHA! AWESOME!
erinye
+1 -0
Wow, huge burn on Ben and Jerry's out of nowhere.
Wow, huge burn on Ben and Jerry's out of nowhere.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
Lyle is so concerned about being portrayed as the fat guy of the partnership.
Lyle is so concerned about being portrayed as the fat guy of the partnership.
laserblade
+0 -0
The Silent Bob, if you will.
The Silent Bob, if you will.
puguglypress
+0 -0
Teodor should stick to cooking.
Teodor should stick to cooking.
benthecartoon
+1 -0
Once again, Ray's business ideas put a bad taste in Lyle's mouth and ruin his dreams of entrepreneurship. Way to learn your lesson from the Sani-Taco.
Once again, Ray's business ideas put a bad taste in Lyle's mouth and ruin his dreams of entrepreneurship. Way to learn your lesson from the Sani-Taco.
axtrx
+0 -0
I really feel for Lyle in this strip
I really feel for Lyle in this strip
i love this one so much i did the transcription. this is not an invitation to try and do better.
You are a good person.