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Reissue of April 14, 2003: First Piece of Porno Thursday, August 19, 2004 • read strip Viewing 40 comments:

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Sleeps, Moraiat, profbobo, kingsleymc, dracer2)

His look in the last panel is priceless.

6 hundo.....million?

It is always nice to hear. Always.

Ray often hears that his early photographic erotica is absolutely fabulous

But he never appreciates it any less.

Ray speaks straight into the microphone and looks at the audience.

It certainly would be worth more to certain.

..members of parliament.

I would like to hear Dr. Manflesh's take on this cartoon.

If I find some Sonic the Hedgehog slash fiction and post it here, will that be good enough?

This begs the question, how many pages of Sonic the Hedgehog erotic fanfiction have been written throughout history? And from that grand total is there a percentage of them that might be deemed worth reading by a sane man?

I do not know. I'd imagine there's a lot of it, though. I'd also imagine most of it isn't worth reading.

A comment left by stereo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by TonyHighwind, goro, MajesticTrout, NotCool)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

When Manflesh just isn't quick enough.

Quote:
He'd gotten to the point where he could

... buy a van?

I am chubbying you both with my enormous red dong

I'm sorry, everyone*
[IMGS OFF]
*I am not sorry

Brilliant.

Buddy.

BOO TO THAT

I hate you.

Every time someone reads this an angel dies.

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

DON'T READ THE BELOW POST AT ALL

Oh wait it didn't work.

Sorry buddy.

Ah, but what would the value be of the first Sonic erotic slash fanfic story ever written? What about the first known piece of erotic furry art?

This stuff will be priceless for historical reasons in the future. It is almost already worth something now.

"Next up on Antiques' Roadshow: A random man will be on drugs, beheaded, and stabbed in the arm when his Baroque harpsichord ends up being a twenties jazz reproduction made from very weak wood. Stay tuned."

The antiques roadshow guy knows when to interrupt a dude.

i've always wondered why the roadshow guys don't just walk up, be all like "600 million" and walk away. that would make the show move along a lot faster.

Same reason contestants on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire don't just straight-up answer the questions.

600 million dollars. Jesus, I mean, that's a lot a of dang fucking money.


I am feeling the TV viewer's guilty pleasure, the Antique Roadshow "dumb luck jackpot", multiplied by a contestant who we actually care about and more money than is really possible.

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This strip is so... IMPORTANT. This totally makes Ray who we know him to be in later strips. The richiest fuckin cat in the WORLD!

I always thought it was because he was the best piano player in the world due to selling his soul to Beelzebub. Record contract and all.

[i]Doggs, it was totally both![/i}

Ugliest, code, guitar.

How soon after one mentions Antiques Roadshow does that bespectacled host invade one's home to critique one's attic-jumble?