noisetanknick +32 -0
If it were socially acceptable and I knew other people would get the joke, I'd buy this license plate frame in a heartbeat and proudly display it on the rear of my car.

But neither of those stipulations are true.

afastidioushat +1 -0
It's even better the second time around.

doctorother +1 -0
I agree on both previous statements. I think my favorite thing about the plate itself is the rather flashy font.

wolfsleepy +2 -1
Looks like the same font he used for the " Fuckin' " poster in Pat's rocket ship (which I would also throw on my wall).

catachresis +0 -0
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moraiat +2 -0
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08072002

Poster in question.

pascal +6 -0
This is the strip that made me an Achewood addict. An Achict. An Achect. Fuck it.

saint +0 -0
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stuart +5 -0
Achaholic

thatcrazycommie +1 -0
Achehead?

rowboat +1 -0
Oops. Sorry. Couldn't muster the strength to scroll down for the inch that it would've taken for me to see that you'd already said this. Well, Achehead it is!

rowboat +0 -0
AcheHead?

jlynes +1 -0
Achophile.

fineoakstructure +0 -0
Woody.

scorpio_nadir +0 -0
No longer an Acheist, you. I see your avatar taking communion, even.

stevegt500 +0 -0
you've got ache-Wood

stevegt500 +1 -0
(boner)

slab64 +4 -0
If I still worked at the DMV, I'd look up that license number and contact the owner to inform them that they're AWESOME.

chaesar +2 -0
Like I said the first time, Todd loves drugs and doesn't really have a job, I don't think it's an illiteracy thing.

achewoodno1fan +1 -0
i mean that is the thing todd does NOT want his plate to say. isnt that funny?

tetrisattack +8 -0
Just because Todd can't read doesn't mean sucking dick didn't buy the van.

(originally posted on the first run of this strip)

laserblade +1 -0
In fact, it pretty much guarantees that it did. Stay in school, kids!

peterjoel +0 -0
I'm just surprised Todd did something as law-abiding as getting licence plates...

Also, I thought Todd's van was metamorphosed from a stork who dropped his burrito...

semiquaver +2 -0
This is the stork's last revenge.

rowboat +0 -0
Don't know how I feel about a rerun, but I guess it's better than more guest strips. In fact, yes - yes it is better.

mattylite +0 -0
Is a strip really the same strip just because it has the exact same pictures and the same dialogue, and is completely visually indistinguishable in its two appearances?

dasuta +1 -0
The liscense plate should SO read C4FL8IO

atmus +1 -0
I wish these frames were for sale somewhere, so I could put them on cars of people I hate. Also the cars of people I like.

nyu +0 -0
<--- Suckin and fuckin some dick made this guy

quantumcasaba +1 -0
"I Sure Xylophone, Do I Xylophone."

tekende +0 -0
I Sell Xerox, Digital Interstate Xerox.

21echoes +0 -0
what are the points of the re-runs, again?

mikeronomicon +0 -0
I'm pretty sure Todd did suck a whole brick o' dick to get that van. It just seems his style.

theyang +0 -0
We got the toyota new at this dealership and the man pulls out his sticker after we pay but I stop him and say hey man I don't need your advertising shit this is MY ride now. I tore off the frame the same day but left the plastic around screws so they will stay.

tasteful +0 -0
i saw this a looong time ago and i just realized that it meant "i sucked dick to pay for this van", and that it wasn't just the juxtaposition of the two statements "suckin' dick" and "bought this van". i rather like my original interpretation