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Return of Chucklebot Friday, May 14, 2004 • read strip Viewing 65 comments:

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And he always gets the first comment! What the hell ?!

Columbo can't figure out whether the first post guy is on coke or not.

Hilarious!

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you are annoying but i wish more people said negative things about this strip even though it's really good because it's just ridiculous how boring people are so i'm chubbying your almost as boring ass

I was using "what it is" and "faggots" in conjunction before this strip but only afterwards did I introduce "rock and roll"

This week, have some style, enter every room by saying "What it is you rock and roll faggots."

I picked a terrible week to visit my mother.

by the way, your mom called, she wants me back.

and to top it off, 69 chubbies.

Velcro?

Rock and roll faggots = new term for straight people.

And holy shit does Chucklebot lay down the smack in this comic. His purpose of making me chuckle - fulfilled.

Poor Vlad. His conversation is doomed.

Yet as always, he is unshaken.

Vlad is unshakable.
The conversation is his and his alone.

The font used for Chucklebot's lines make all his ridiculous insults funnier.

If Stephen Hawking was a cartoon, his speech bubbles would be filled with this.

Stephen Hawking should do the voice work for Chucklebot in animated Achewood.

I would pay upwards of fifty dollars to hear Stephen Hawking vocalizing the lines in this strip. Not just some dude with a Hawking voice box, mind you, but the actual physicist himself.

Although it would cost significantly more than fifty dollars to get Stephen Hawking to actually vocalize anything, i suppose.

OH BURN!

Futurama managed.

How could you tell?

The Paula Poundstone line is awesome. It's too bad it's one of those lines that can only be used once.

The part of me that loves the cartoon Home Videos is really pissed off at the part of me that's cracking up at that panel, but the laughing part thinks it's even more hilarious that the uptight me is angry.

The part of you that loves the cartoon Home Videos is pretty pissed off that you forgot that the actual name is Home Movies.

The last line is so good - that's the best burn you could possibly pull on Lie Bot

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"Dago" refers to Italians, whereas Vlad is Slavic. Chucklebot and Lie Bot are just trading barbs and ignoring Vlad, so he is probably referring to Lie Bot.

This is true, but it is odd either way. Lie Bot doesn't really have "sexuality" as any type of characteristic, but Vlad and Chucklebot are getting along just fine.

It's just the sideburns and highway patrol glasses that CB is dissin on, IMHO

Henry Winkler isn't Italian either. I believe "faux" is the operative word here.

CHOK E

igneous thongs are most uncomfortable

Lightweight pumice, with a smooth obsidian lining might be decent.

It's still rigid and loose!

like... your mom?

Note that Vlad's mouth changes in the second panel. Was this the only time this happened prior to the GOF?

Whoa... It really is his mouth. I always thought that little line was his lower lip.

I'm quite sure it's his chin. If you look at The Badass Games strips, you'll see he had a goatee there for a short while.

The robots turn on each other. This must be where the Cylons were right after they decided to fucking kill everyone.

a five, dammit! laughed till my beer came out my nose..

Prime-time friendly faux dago sexuality makes this. I use it constantly on my italian friends

But is it faux if they are actually Italian? I would argue it is prime-time friendly genuine dago sexuality in such a case.

nah, you call them not by their nationality. it would make some people upset, i'd imagine.

For me, Robots = 5

I can't believe that there are over 10 strips rated higher than this.

Chubby for the avatar (mezzo-mezzo on the strip).

I can't believe you'd say that given how many strips you've viewed, but to each his own.

Peter Jennings called. He says he wants his life back.

This is a good one but I think the alt text gets me the hardest. I can picture Onstad typing "is goot...ah, fuck, I guess that works..."

It is the most humourous font.

Respect to Poundstone. It's not always easy being funny.

Especially for her!

this comic is undervalued.

Grenadine with a cock ring floater is the best idea this strip has ever given me.

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WHAT IT IS YOU ROCK AND ROLL FAGGOT

how exactly does one use the word GOOT ?]
somebody put it in context for me.

Goot God! Are you kidding?

VAR! goot god yous, vat is it being goot foor?

FIVE just for Chucklebot's line, "The first time you told that one, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur . Genius. Pure titanium clad genius.

the fonz and his 'faux dago sexuality'.. wow. that is one of the best things ever said.

This is one of my favorite strips. It's like concentrated ridiculous , distilled to its purest form.