geysershitdick
+21 -0
I'm just gonna come out and say it: I DON'T GET THIS STRIP
I'm just gonna come out and say it: I DON'T GET THIS STRIP
petitegitan
+7 -2
Me neither. I am also reluctant to admit how often I have to Google the people mentioned in Achewood strips.
Me neither. I am also reluctant to admit how often I have to Google the people mentioned in Achewood strips.
zefiel
+0 -0
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overmedicated
+3 -0
The answer lies within the blog of Phillipe. I think.
The answer lies within the blog of Phillipe. I think.
tekende
+1 -0
That's what I was thinking as well!
That's what I was thinking as well!
alejandroadam
+8 -1
the joke is if you piss off Russell Simmons he will put a crazy big nike on your doorstep. I found it incredibly funny.
the joke is if you piss off Russell Simmons he will put a crazy big nike on your doorstep. I found it incredibly funny.
cousinted
+8 -0
I thought the joke was how calm Ray is upon discovering a running shoe the size of a hybrid car on his doorstep.
I thought the joke was how calm Ray is upon discovering a running shoe the size of a hybrid car on his doorstep.
soticoto
+5 -0
And here I was thinking the shoe was just on a table in the foreground and in fact of a totally usual size.... rather than being right next to Ray and abnormally oversized.
And here I was thinking the shoe was just on a table in the foreground and in fact of a totally usual size.... rather than being right next to Ray and abnormally oversized.
coridoroiy
+9 -0
Russell Simmons is a big dude, and Ray is a cat
Russell Simmons is a big dude, and Ray is a cat
maniakattak
+0 -0
Shoes aren't usually catsized. How tall is Russ, anyway?
Shoes aren't usually catsized. How tall is Russ, anyway?
jdhenry105
+1 -0
That's not a crazy big shoe for a human, mind.
That's not a crazy big shoe for a human, mind.
kledermans
+32 -0
Uh, I don't know that many humans who wear shoes twice the size of an obese adult male cat. That's still a crazy big shoe.
Uh, I don't know that many humans who wear shoes twice the size of an obese adult male cat. That's still a crazy big shoe.
jdhenry105
+1 -0
Well played.
Well played.
saint
+1 -1
better a shoe than a jock strap.
better a shoe than a jock strap.
philosophe
+14 -0
The funniest part for me was that, although Ray doesn't remember the night, as soon as he sees that shoe he knows who's pissed at him. As if Russel Simmons and giant shoes on your doorstep are a Thing.
The funniest part for me was that, although Ray doesn't remember the night, as soon as he sees that shoe he knows who's pissed at him. As if Russel Simmons and giant shoes on your doorstep are a Thing.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
its quite easy, considering what russel simmons does for a living....
its quite easy, considering what russel simmons does for a living....
midget_jones
+0 -0
This was a good period.
This was a good period.
midget_jones
+0 -0
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littlefatdog
+4 -1
is very good joke. russell simmons is like a hip hop manager type dude with lots of dollars. it's like getting a horse head in your bed like in the Godfather or getting your car smashed up with pennies like in Weeds. is so funny.
is very good joke. russell simmons is like a hip hop manager type dude with lots of dollars. it's like getting a horse head in your bed like in the Godfather or getting your car smashed up with pennies like in Weeds. is so funny.
electricjelly
+0 -0
does anyone know what Nike model that is, exactly?
does anyone know what Nike model that is, exactly?
ttagxamm
+4 -1
Closest match I think would be a custom Air Bruin Max ID Oregon. [NB I am not a brand name shoe expert. I buy $10 sneakers at a discount store, all with an upside down faux swoosh; a sneaker should not affect my credit rating. But Nike.com has hell of shoe pictures, and I geeky for looking up stupid things.]
Closest match I think would be a custom Air Bruin Max ID Oregon. [NB I am not a brand name shoe expert. I buy $10 sneakers at a discount store, all with an upside down faux swoosh; a sneaker should not affect my credit rating. But Nike.com has hell of shoe pictures, and I geeky for looking up stupid things.]
chewy
+4 -0
Nike Air "Cortez"
Nike Air "Cortez"
electricjelly
+0 -0
thanks a lot!
thanks a lot!
semiquaver
+0 -0
The pheasant has no agenda.
The pheasant has no agenda.
geysershitdick
+4 -0
This may be somehow related:
https://philippesblog.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_archive.html
This may be somehow related:
https://philippesblog.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_archive.html
tbtabby
+1 -0
Sneagator?
Sneagator?
professorhazard
+0 -0
Ray is lucky. The shoe only appears on one level.
Ray is lucky. The shoe only appears on one level.
halfdirt
+9 -0
Talk about your lesser works of Cristo
Talk about your lesser works of Cristo
dumase
+2 -0
I'm not even going to mention how long i thought panel 6 said "Richard Simmons."
I'm not even going to mention how long i thought panel 6 said "Richard Simmons."
chuchurocket
+2 -0
yeah, same here. like, if you piss richard simmons off he's going to make some horribly superrealistic attempt at getting you into shape.
yeah, same here. like, if you piss richard simmons off he's going to make some horribly superrealistic attempt at getting you into shape.
tekende
+4 -0
Today was the first day I ever realized it did not say "Richard Simmons."
Today was not the first day I read this comic.
Far from it.
Today was the first day I ever realized it did not say "Richard Simmons."
Today was not the first day I read this comic.
Far from it.
farqussus
+0 -0
Is wishful-contemporarymanship a real circumstance?
Is wishful-contemporarymanship a real circumstance?
lolsworth
+0 -0
It should be. Lord, it should be.
It should be. Lord, it should be.
fourba
+2 -0
Onstad seems to associate shoes with men of the last name Simmons for some reason
see the alt text here
Onstad seems to associate shoes with men of the last name Simmons for some reason
see the alt text here
capnroblivious
+1 -1
If it had been a giant Adidas, I would be asking what I had done to piss off Run-DMC.
If it had been a giant Adidas, I would be asking what I had done to piss off Run-DMC.
shakey
+0 -0
I love how Ray is just hanging out at a small bar, like a party is always going on in his life whether anyone else is around or not.
I love how Ray is just hanging out at a small bar, like a party is always going on in his life whether anyone else is around or not.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
ruthell thimmonth.
ruthell thimmonth.
ratacattt
+0 -0
test
test
psquid
+1 -0
result
result
It's like a modern-day Trojan Horse.
Some guy on the street asked Russel If he was Tim Simmon's brother. After a few trips and a hire P.I. Ray found this outside his door.
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Except Ray's cleverer than the entire Trojan people put together, all of whom were FUCKING MORONS.