radishes +4 -0
Of course he thinks it's good!

saint +0 -1
it is good.

doublebatman +1 -0
is SO good.

mr_pete +141 -0
Man, do not hold it against a fellow. He is trying hard to be polite with a hundred million years of ancestors yelling "RUUUUUDE TITTIES!" at him.

jdhenry105 +51 -0
THIS IS A HOMEBOY

juancarlos +10 -1
Fat titties is where it's at. Sheesh I have achewood tourettes.

johnnyrocker +13 -0
I think he's developing a thing for corpulent women.

greymantledwolf +8 -0
wonder if that imagination panel implies he's into the idea of life-size motor-boating.

omnidope +28 -0
Best thing to say in this situation is "Oh, I was just thinking that she should consider a reduction. It must kill her back!"

tekende +10 -1
"That's like slapping God in the face!"

mikebox +3 -0
"That's like slapping cattle ranchers who use Bovine Growth Hormone in the face!"

tekende +5 -2
"That's like slapping people who haven't seen Superbad in the face!"

love_is_so_punk +1 -0
I just own up to it. "Yeah, so? Did you see them?" Could be one of the many reasons I'm single.

When I had a girlfriend I used to get in trouble when I didn't even look. her: "[i]Did you get a good look?![i]" (that was her favorite phrase). me: "Oh was there a hot chick? Where? Point her out to me! ...well if I'm going to be in trouble for looking anyway, I might as well actually get to look, right?"

And the breast reduction line wouldn't have worked, since she had a ginormous rack herself.

untilyouaresonude +3 -1
Molly will fight for her man.

greymantledwolf +3 -0
a hallmark of a good dame.

petitegitan +13 -0
I'm pretty sure that THOSE are J-cups.

soticoto +7 -1
They're G-cups.
I can just tell.
I've seen K-cups before, apparently natural and frankly rather disturbing. I was wondering how she could even stand up in them at first, but then I realised that the diameter of her legs was mostly muscle and concluded that her spine must have been made primarily of reinforced steel.

norsef +1 -0
Impossible biology that breaks the laws of physics and engineering? Pretty hott!!!

Italics highlight sarcasm.

heccibiggs +5 -0
Oh my God, this thread just reminded of a dream I had last night where I was going around loads of discount bra shops, trying to find all the J-cups they had.

Achewood has invaded my subconscious.

lawbot +0 -0
Having a metallic spine is hell of inconvenient. It would not really help you unless your real spinal column has ceased to have functioning bone.

atticusonline +6 -0
Unless you could get DSL with it.

aelindil +0 -0
My ex-boyfriend had a metal rod attached to his spine because of scoliosis and I can confirm that you do not, in fact, get DSL.

atticusonline +2 -1
Your ex boyfriend sounds hot.

tellumo +9 -0
Alt text: (To his credit, the woman's necklace actually was made out of jewelry.)

That gave this strip a boost in my book.

rogergs +0 -0
Beef is not an ass man.

patkun +3 -0
The tongue! THE TONGUE!

mattfish +45 -0
oh god it looks exactly like this
[IMGS OFF]

dropkickpikachu +10 -0
lookidat bunneh

mattylite +4 -0
Jesus. Is that thing's face on the opposite side of its head from where its face should be?

mercuri0us +1 -0
No, somebody just spun it's ears upside-down.

heccibiggs +0 -0
I would like to let you know that reading this comment and then looking at the picture again actually caused me to laugh to the point where I put my head on the desk and pounded it (the desk, not my head) with my fist a bit.

It sounds insane but it is like a standard done thing when you are laughing a lot (try it out and you will know what I'm going on about).

mattylite +1 -0
I thought it sounded insane, but then I really did try it, and instantly recognized it as something I had done before too. Congratulations on having a person on the internet not think you are insane. And probably a few more congratulations for making someone hit themselves in the head just by writing something on the internet.

1000hz +21 -0
Beef and I share the same fantasy:

Relaxing enclosed in a giant pair of breasts, with a soda.

the_doz +0 -0
primo j/o material

roastbeet +5 -0
R. Crumb style.

jackparsons +2 -0
Naw, R. Crumb style is non-overweight husky buxom chicks with big ass & thighs. He likes getting rides on their backs.

scorpio_nadir +1 -0
Those were real chicks Crumb based his comix on.
At least one was. I know because I knew the one who was the 15 year old all the geezers jumped. And she was a sweet girl. None of that shit happened. All fantasies of R. Crumb's. The little butthead should have given her royalties.
When I knew her she had severe health issues, but was still a hippie years later.

deancain29 +2 -0
big titted cats. oh god. im the monster?

cousinted +5 -0
I like how Beef still has his soda in the last panel, like he's prepared to stay in there for the long haul.

desdin0va +1 -0
shouldn't the wendy's logo be reversed from the inside?

bovine +1 -0
its a divider / partition such as they sometimes have.

hypoluxa +1 -0
I love that Molly calls her "Bossie".
Fantastic.

xiaomimi +49 -0
Today's Blogs

Philippe: No More Haikus!
Onstad: I am having a huge problem getting the right kind of toaster oven.

rowboat +6 -0
Am I the only person giving this woman chubbies? You think that's easy, what she does? That's a service and it is work! Give it up for her.

mysterymeat1001 +4 -0
Absolutely. If she can take the time to make the blog posts, then I can take the time to look them up and chubby them--with gratitude!

fineoakstructure +3 -0
I've been giving them chubbies, and, it may sound like I'm bragging, but I was the first one on a lot of them, so don't sass me.

To be honest, I don't think I've actually clicked a single one of the links to the blogs (too easy to get caught up in at work), but damned if I ain't gonna applaud the effort.

nyu +1 -0
I think its hot when my woman gets fresh with the ladies.

red-barchetta +0 -0
5 for that last panel. I need air.

subrosian +0 -0
I think, had I know it were an option, my childhood's "dream vocation" would have been to live in the cleavage of a large Swedish woman. The furry representation of that is somewhat of a mixed dish, alluring, but only out of a subtle self-disgust

fuzzyshoo +0 -0
Why is it that when I go to wendy's there aren't any attractive, lage busted women in low cut prom dresses?

SHENANIGANS!

tekende +4 -0
The Wendy's I go to most often used to have a guy working there who dressed like a girl and wore makeup. His nametag said, I shit you not, "Priness Ashley".

slodowy_slicer +0 -0
Nota Bene: In the penultimate panel, Beef is intensely focused on the boobies. Cf. the first panel of the previous instalment.

(Nota Boobie?)

carlyle +0 -0
Don't be a douchhorse, Molly.

elile +0 -0
Comment left by elile ignored.

dusty +0 -0
For a moment I thought the pendant above his head was a little balloon on the same scale as tiny beef. Like with his balloon and drink he was having a little party down in there, but more of a small times party than the kind you usually have where breasts are involved.