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Record Contract Thursday, November 7, 2002 • read strip Viewing 19 comments:

A comment left by gusplease was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NaughtyByN8ture, Connellingus, miaou)

More like Red Limo!

A comment left by jessicabunny was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tttt2, Anniqu3, Connellingus, Flaaron, lux, aHatOfPig, mystkmanat, clintisiceman, Darthemed)

Also in bold: a pack of Newports and Puma sweats.

Now the money's gettin' stuck to the gum under the table.

That's what Ray gets when he misuses what Lucifer invents.

That's what ya get when ya misuse what I invent. Your empire falls and ya lose every cent.

I knew I recognized some Wu Tang there.

You betta recognize.

I'M RIIICH BIAAATCH!


daaaaamn cold droppin' a very apt wu tang ref. you are raw.

The cat in the thong is blinded by greed.

I'm not sure he's so much "blinded by greed" as the Red Limo is all he needs to be happy.

Alt Text: The cat in the thong is blinded by greed

The cat in the thong is blinded by having no eyeballs.

This one is great. How can it be below 4?

My vote just rectified that. :)

Roast Beef: good to have around.

I have to admit, having a red limo would be pretty sweet. You just never see one, you know?

That's what I was thinking, too! A red limo? No one has one of those! Better than percentages and bonuses every day of the week!

'Oh hell now'
Another classic Beef-ism.