catachresis
+0 -0
A comment left by catachresis was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by twntysevn27, solobuttons, Sweetlips)
A comment left by catachresis was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by twntysevn27, solobuttons, Sweetlips)
agika
+4 -0
Dr. Andretti knows that the only thing you can do is put him out of hia misery.
Dr. Andretti knows that the only thing you can do is put him out of hia misery.
spinynorman
+15 -0
In Holland the doctor has a place to send people when they need to be killed.
The Dutch are so advanced.
In Holland the doctor has a place to send people when they need to be killed.
The Dutch are so advanced.
laserblade
+17 -0
This is the box where the children shall die
This is the box where the children shall die
djorra
+0 -0
Nice avvy-comment synergy.
Nice avvy-comment synergy.
cracklewater
+0 -0
Doctor Andretti has his pro ice game face on.
Doctor Andretti has his pro ice game face on.
untilyouaresonude
+9 -0
Couldn't Beef just use his spinal wireless from when he got shot?
Sorry if that makes me sound like a continuity-douche.
It does, doesn't it....dammit.
Couldn't Beef just use his spinal wireless from when he got shot?
Sorry if that makes me sound like a continuity-douche.
It does, doesn't it....dammit.
centipede_damascus
+9 -0
Beef's spinal wireless is too dang slow.
Beef's spinal wireless is too dang slow.
theguitarhero
+4 -0
If your internet is down you can't connect to a WAP.
The bullet in his spine merely allows him to connect to said WAP.
If your internet is down you can't connect to a WAP.
The bullet in his spine merely allows him to connect to said WAP.
dusty
+1 -0
That's true, it's just a wireless receiver, not some kind of satellite modem, that would be ridiculous.
That's true, it's just a wireless receiver, not some kind of satellite modem, that would be ridiculous.
luke_johnson
+0 -0
Maybe he couldn't stand using it because it was too slow.
Maybe he couldn't stand using it because it was too slow.
rapid_roy
+1 -0
This is one of the best Beef freak-outs because I could see it happening to me...to a lesser degree.
This is one of the best Beef freak-outs because I could see it happening to me...to a lesser degree.
radarjammer
+3 -0
Every joke needs a bit of truth and an exaggeration on the truth.
Every joke needs a bit of truth and an exaggeration on the truth.
rocket6240
+4 -0
I can imagine Roast Beef relating well with Toothepaste For Dinner. all hell of dejected.
I can imagine Roast Beef relating well with Toothepaste For Dinner. all hell of dejected.
fineoakstructure
+8 -1
Except for Beef is funny on more than a biannual basis, unlike Toothpaste for Dinner.
Except for Beef is funny on more than a biannual basis, unlike Toothpaste for Dinner.
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
I like older Toothpaste for Dinner. Same with Married to the Sea.
I like older Toothpaste for Dinner. Same with Married to the Sea.
presterjohn
+0 -0
xkcd avatar ...
xkcd avatar ...
quantumcasaba
+0 -0
Is this a faux pas of which I am unaware?
Hello, bottle I cannot read.
Is this a faux pas of which I am unaware?
Hello, bottle I cannot read.
relaxing
+2 -0
Sometime the earnestness of xkcd makes me uncomfortable.
D-does that make me a bad person?
Sometime the earnestness of xkcd makes me uncomfortable.
D-does that make me a bad person?
presterjohn
+1 -1
Eventually the response to "he's a geek in love-and-or-heartbreak" must turn from "awwww" to "what, again?"
Eventually the response to "he's a geek in love-and-or-heartbreak" must turn from "awwww" to "what, again?"
quantumcasaba
+1 -0
:shrug: I don't think it's the holy grail of web comics, I just like it as an avatar.
:shrug: I don't think it's the holy grail of web comics, I just like it as an avatar.
relaxing
+0 -0
Pictures for Sad Children is a huge upgrade. Chubby.
Pictures for Sad Children is a huge upgrade. Chubby.
radarjammer
+0 -0
Nope. The earlier strips (up to 100 or so) were really grating; like you I thught it was too sugary. For example, the boy in a barrel looking for his mommy was NOT entertaining; about 1/3 of the way through the catalgue the comic hits it's stride, I think. 200-now has some real gems; I get a good laugh out of about every other strip.
Nope. The earlier strips (up to 100 or so) were really grating; like you I thught it was too sugary. For example, the boy in a barrel looking for his mommy was NOT entertaining; about 1/3 of the way through the catalgue the comic hits it's stride, I think. 200-now has some real gems; I get a good laugh out of about every other strip.
relaxing
+0 -0
true, although i liked the mommies one... :\
true, although i liked the mommies one... :\
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
pictures for sad children?
pictures for sad children?
achilleselbow
+4 -0
At least he doesn't read the god-awful hipster soap opera that is Questionable Content.
At least he doesn't read the god-awful hipster soap opera that is Questionable Content.
ted0phile
+14 -0
I actually like Questionable Content, mostly because it introduces me to new bands, for instance, the Fiery Furnaces. And to a lesser extent, because the soap opera aspects are nauseatingly addictive.
You get a chubby for having a different opinion than me.
I actually like Questionable Content, mostly because it introduces me to new bands, for instance, the Fiery Furnaces. And to a lesser extent, because the soap opera aspects are nauseatingly addictive.
You get a chubby for having a different opinion than me.
aliiis
+1 -0
You get a chubby for the best chubby-giving reasoning.
You get a chubby for the best chubby-giving reasoning.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
As do you.
As do you.
fineoakstructure
+3 -0
Is this the first achilleselbow "I hate QC" post?
Just wondering, it's for History.
Is this the first achilleselbow "I hate QC" post?
Just wondering, it's for History.
aelindil
+1 -0
You explained this very well and did it graciously. I am both impressed and cheered by the idea that such an exchange can happen on an internet message board.
You explained this very well and did it graciously. I am both impressed and cheered by the idea that such an exchange can happen on an internet message board.
prettyrad
+0 -0
Beef is totally in tune with the linguistics of TFD. And that kind of desperate lashing out at the world, beyond anger, that just turns into humourous futility...
Wait, I never saw TFD like this before I wrote this. Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.
Beef is totally in tune with the linguistics of TFD. And that kind of desperate lashing out at the world, beyond anger, that just turns into humourous futility...
Wait, I never saw TFD like this before I wrote this. Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.
cdl146
+1 -0
I enjoy the inclusion of slashdot. RB is definitely a slashdot kind of guy.
I enjoy the inclusion of slashdot. RB is definitely a slashdot kind of guy.
tony
+0 -1
aminakedornot.com too
aminakedornot.com too
relaxing
+0 -0
"Is she naked...? Ehhh!"
"Is she naked...? Ehhh!"
evolume
+6 -1
haha, beef all looking at goth boobs @ suicidegirls.com
i admit i looked at some of those. is it stalagmite or stalactite when they hang down?
haha, beef all looking at goth boobs @ suicidegirls.com
i admit i looked at some of those. is it stalagmite or stalactite when they hang down?
audhumla
+4 -0
stalactites gotta hold on tite so they don't fall ;)
stalactites gotta hold on tite so they don't fall ;)
charchar
+2 -0
I remember it as stalactite has a C as in 'ceiling' and stalagmite has a G as in 'ground.'
I remember it as stalactite has a C as in 'ceiling' and stalagmite has a G as in 'ground.'
tekende
+1 -0
This is how I do it too!
This is how I do it too!
awko
+2 -0
When the 'mites go up, the 'tites come down.
When the 'mites go up, the 'tites come down.
miku224
+0 -0
You can have this maglite, it survived the apocalypse.
You can have this maglite, it survived the apocalypse.
rowboat
+0 -0
That was my favorite site when I first got a computer. That was before I realized that only suckers pay for porn, here.
That was my favorite site when I first got a computer. That was before I realized that only suckers pay for porn, here.
jesler729
+1 -0
This is my favourite Achewood strip. Easily. God, it's so good.
This is my favourite Achewood strip. Easily. God, it's so good.
_cheesekayke
+0 -0
This has happened to me.
Incidentally, the "single bullet" Beef refers to in the last panel - is that Beef committing suicide or Dr. Andretti putting him out of his misery?
This has happened to me.
Incidentally, the "single bullet" Beef refers to in the last panel - is that Beef committing suicide or Dr. Andretti putting him out of his misery?
tim88
+8 -0
$5 if you can shoot yourself in the base of the skull.
I demand your wager up front, though.
$5 if you can shoot yourself in the base of the skull.
I demand your wager up front, though.
stuart
+0 -0
I can demonstrate with airsoft pellets.
I can demonstrate with airsoft pellets.
stormagnet
+3 -0
Maybe he's just upgrading his connection?
Maybe he's just upgrading his connection?
stuart
+0 -0
This wouldn't have happened with RSS
This wouldn't have happened with RSS
stuart
+2 -0
wait yes it would
wait yes it would
dasilodavi
+1 -2
Remember that show My Brother and Me on Nickelodeon? The kids' Family Matters? Remember the girl who was really pessimistic all the time? This is like that, only funny.
Remember that show My Brother and Me on Nickelodeon? The kids' Family Matters? Remember the girl who was really pessimistic all the time? This is like that, only funny.
shankley
+0 -0
A comment left by shankley was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tekende, divot, cailetshadow, erinye)
A comment left by shankley was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by tekende, divot, cailetshadow, erinye)
adhesion
+1 -0
I never noticed the little 'poof' the computer makes when it crashes until now. Amazing.
I never noticed the little 'poof' the computer makes when it crashes until now. Amazing.
twntysevn27
+0 -0
I went for a week without internet while moving into my new apartment...I went through that exact same anxious fear before the cable guy came to install the modem. Bullet to the base of the skull.
I went for a week without internet while moving into my new apartment...I went through that exact same anxious fear before the cable guy came to install the modem. Bullet to the base of the skull.
falseprophet
+12 -0
Beef's depression has such great rhythm:
I feel like I'm just gonna start typin' URLS like crazy
URLs just flowin' outta my memory
Typin' so fast my fingers blur
Browser completely freezin' up
Computer hella crashin' and goin' black
Everyone in the doorway all starin' at me
Still typin' like mad, huge scared eyes
Doctor comes in, he's seen it before
Single bullet to the base of my skull
That's the quickest way.
Beef's depression has such great rhythm:
I feel like I'm just gonna start typin' URLS like crazy
URLs just flowin' outta my memory
Typin' so fast my fingers blur
Browser completely freezin' up
Computer hella crashin' and goin' black
Everyone in the doorway all starin' at me
Still typin' like mad, huge scared eyes
Doctor comes in, he's seen it before
Single bullet to the base of my skull
That's the quickest way.
hellofditties
+8 -0
OH SHIIIIIIIIT.
OH SHIIIIIIIIT.
falseprophet
+2 -0
OOPS POW SURPRISE! OHHHHHHHH!
OOPS POW SURPRISE! OHHHHHHHH!
landowmpg
+0 -0
This racism is killing me inside
This racism is killing me inside
gormster
+3 -0
"OH. HI. YEAH, IT HASN'T BEEN UP IN THREE DAYS."
"OH. HI. YEAH, IT HASN'T BEEN UP IN THREE DAYS."
charchar
+0 -0
Beef digs Fortean Times? They still publish Fortean Times?
Beef digs Fortean Times? They still publish Fortean Times?
fermatprime
+0 -0
Yeah, I can't really see Beef as all that into Forteana -- all hell of weird, all contradicting his basically scientific mind. But maybe it's like airshow disasters, and he reads it because it feeds his anxiety.
Yeah, I can't really see Beef as all that into Forteana -- all hell of weird, all contradicting his basically scientific mind. But maybe it's like airshow disasters, and he reads it because it feeds his anxiety.
crankheart
+0 -0
oh dear...i feel this way about the plethora of webcomics i read.
oh dear...i feel this way about the plethora of webcomics i read.
singtralala
+0 -0
i call this one "monday"
i call this one "monday"
jhunter
+0 -0
only Beef could turn "ComCast ain't fixed your cable internet yet?!" to the topic of euthanasia
only Beef could turn "ComCast ain't fixed your cable internet yet?!" to the topic of euthanasia
ham_shoes
+0 -0
Only in daydreams does Lyle show as much sympathetic concern as in Panel 7
Only in daydreams does Lyle show as much sympathetic concern as in Panel 7
daaaaang
+1 -0
Roast Beef feels like he has to check PayPal.com
Roast Beef feels like he has to check PayPal.com
lolsworth
+0 -0
Don't read the Drudge Report, Beef! The Drudge Report is silly! It is silly to read the Drudge Report!
Don't read the Drudge Report, Beef! The Drudge Report is silly! It is silly to read the Drudge Report!
dusty
+0 -0
People have probably seen this, but this has to be RB's actual cat counterpart
https://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129186716904462678.jpg
People have probably seen this, but this has to be RB's actual cat counterpart
https://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129186716904462678.jpg
dybrar
+0 -0
That is one dejected-looking kitty.
That is one dejected-looking kitty.
johnnybaverage
+0 -0
Awww, poor achondroplasic kitty.
Awww, poor achondroplasic kitty.
leisuretown
Goddamn good one
Hell yes, Leisuretown.