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Beef's Zine No. 3 - excerpt Wednesday, November 1, 2006 • read strip Viewing 25 comments:

"That is like backwards divided by two". I will turn you gay and gay marriage you, Roast Beef.

I'm going to turn him gay, then turn myself gay, THEN gay marriage him.

Guess you've got a headstart on me.

It would be easier to turn me Roast Beef than turn Roast Beef gay. FYF...?

Fuck your friends!

I'm not gay for men, just Beef.

Never had you pegged as a meat fetishist.

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Bigger version here . This interview goes on longer and gets better in the 'zine. Cornelius telling the story of how he met Iris was really cute.

How old is Mr Bear meant to be, exactly. Does the interview reveal that sort of stuff?

Oh, thank you. My eyes are grateful.

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Haha, Métrodor.

I caught that too. "Metrodors." That's an interesting take on T, there, Roast Beef. But apt.

Roast Beef? You mean Ed. E Haskell

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Next what??? What do I do next, Cornelius?

My guess: "next time."


Pragmacticality is my word of the day.

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Teodor: Got kicked out of my one-man band.
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"...On our way home we ran into Ray, in full costume as a peacock with spats, a top hat, and a calling card. He said he was "Peacock Pimp: The Most Beautiful Pimp In The Ghetto," and I believed him. I asked Beef later, and he said that he had believed him as well." Man, it is totally worth it to read these blogs. Anyone one passes them up are such as a fool.

From my mediocre French I got the idea that cote de boeuf a la incendienne means "flaming side of beef". Which doesn't necessarily sound all that classy. I think Roast Beef is displaying that he is of low taste.

Oh my goodness the caption inside the white space is "what death looks like"

I think

Man, now I want a waffle. That sounds like a great thing tonight.

Cornelius Bear, to all intents and purposes, is the man

The man in a good way, the man in the bad way is the Man

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