deimosrising
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chrissketch
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Truly, Mr. Bear is wise.
Truly, Mr. Bear is wise.
achilleselbow
+26 -0
"I am such a fraud. This is so empty."
"I am such a fraud. This is so empty."
canusdivinus
+0 -0
Wish I could double chubby. The connection between his comment and avatar went 10 months unnoticed, but you nailed it.
Damn fine work.
Wish I could double chubby. The connection between his comment and avatar went 10 months unnoticed, but you nailed it.
Damn fine work.
wino
+0 -0
good for him. i hope he wins.
good for him. i hope he wins.
lizjones
+0 -0
Philippe's ears are really highlighted in this strip.
Philippe's ears are really highlighted in this strip.
sstralka
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geysershitdick
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rowboat
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slalvation
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quantumcasaba
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https://www.marriedtothesea.com/103006/political-cartoon.gif
Satire of satirical cartoons. Enter the simulacrum!
(I am hoping silently that the link works)
https://www.marriedtothesea.com/103006/political-cartoon.gif
Satire of satirical cartoons. Enter the simulacrum!
(I am hoping silently that the link works)
quantumcasaba
+1 -0
Not.. so silently..
Not.. so silently..
wulvaine
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snowman
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Man, seriously? I get down on stuff sometimes too, but I mean...you have a better plan?
Man, seriously? I get down on stuff sometimes too, but I mean...you have a better plan?
canusdivinus
+5 -0
We could all just die. Die to DEATH.
We could all just die. Die to DEATH.
wulvaine
+0 -2
Not particularly, haha. I didn't really intend for that to be taken seriously.
Not particularly, haha. I didn't really intend for that to be taken seriously.
zapatos
+0 -0
Phillipe.
Phillipe.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Philippe?
Philippe?
zapatos
+0 -0
Philippe is my better plan, he is AMERICA's better plan. He is the superlative president.
Philippe is my better plan, he is AMERICA's better plan. He is the superlative president.
aperson
+2 -0
He's the presidentest?
He's the presidentest?
dissembly
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*Democracy*-democracy? Not, representative, first-past-the-post, non-preferential, money-infected, lobbyist-infested Presidential "democracy"?
*Democracy*-democracy? Not, representative, first-past-the-post, non-preferential, money-infected, lobbyist-infested Presidential "democracy"?
dissembly
+0 -0
Don't blame me, i voted for Kodos.
Don't blame me, i voted for Kodos.
canusdivinus
+0 -0
Take your lame and never question Mr. Bear again.
Take your lame and never question Mr. Bear again.
dissembly
+0 -0
You did't deserve all those lames. Republican-bashing is entirely valid. However, i think the problem is, you could say exactly the same about the Demmocrats.
You did't deserve all those lames. Republican-bashing is entirely valid. However, i think the problem is, you could say exactly the same about the Demmocrats.
dissembly
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Huh. I was half-thinking about writing "Demmycrats" to lighten the tone of my comment, i guess the double-M sort of seeped through...
Huh. I was half-thinking about writing "Demmycrats" to lighten the tone of my comment, i guess the double-M sort of seeped through...
mockereo
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god i hate seepage.
like the urine that is seeping through my pants.
god i hate seepage.
like the urine that is seeping through my pants.
aaron_haynes
+1 -0
The birth of a legend.
The birth of a legend.
petro
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It's a shame that he could never be President, as is he is thirty years too young and was born outside of the US.
It's a shame that he could never be President, as is he is thirty years too young and was born outside of the US.
shoinan
+2 -0
Didn't stop Harry Truman.
Didn't stop Harry Truman.
neoboman
+1 -0
After seeing the final panel, how can you monsters not vote 5.
After seeing the final panel, how can you monsters not vote 5.
evolume
+3 -0
the "Goodthingatarians" are pro-things and anti-otherstuff. It's anarchy, basically.
the "Goodthingatarians" are pro-things and anti-otherstuff. It's anarchy, basically.
charchar
+0 -0
Don't thank Phillipe: thank Anarchy!
Also, I am sending a write-in vote for Phillipe come November.
Don't thank Phillipe: thank Anarchy!
Also, I am sending a write-in vote for Phillipe come November.
zapatos
+0 -0
Well he is always carrying around that cookbook with him eh.
Well he is always carrying around that cookbook with him eh.
tttt
+0 -0
Philippe knows it is that easy
Philippe knows it is that easy
drycup
+0 -0
The Philipe arcs make life beautiful again.
The Philipe arcs make life beautiful again.
drycup
+5 -1
The Philippe arcs are really good too.
The Philippe arcs are really good too.
mattylite
+8 -0
But forget about those Philipppe ones. They are a tad... excessive.
But forget about those Philipppe ones. They are a tad... excessive.
snowman
+0 -0
Wow, I had to read this like five times. Nice.
Wow, I had to read this like five times. Nice.
dominus101
+0 -0
I wish there was someone to vote for that was half as sincere and likeable as Philippe
I wish there was someone to vote for that was half as sincere and likeable as Philippe
cameasiam
+1 -2
Was I the only one that actually wrote Philippe in on the ballot?
Was I the only one that actually wrote Philippe in on the ballot?
stuart
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vaseline
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rollin down the street in my Abrams, shootin up H, tradin' securities, poor folks havin' a gang war with my private security contractors, fuck yea
rollin down the street in my Abrams, shootin up H, tradin' securities, poor folks havin' a gang war with my private security contractors, fuck yea
chrissketch
+0 -0
Well I guess if you wanna be all Negative Nancy about it...
Well I guess if you wanna be all Negative Nancy about it...
wulvaine
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fmercury
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Car all emitting noxious fumes out the exhaust. Makin' CFCs look like Al Gore's farts.
Street all unpaved. All 5 foot potholes covered with plywood.
Car all emitting noxious fumes out the exhaust. Makin' CFCs look like Al Gore's farts.
Street all unpaved. All 5 foot potholes covered with plywood.
dj_douche
+0 -1
Can't argue with the idea of government staying the f*ck outta people's lives
Can't argue with the idea of government staying the f*ck outta people's lives
tekende
+0 -0
Surprisingly, many people do argue with this idea. I don't understand why, but there it is.
Surprisingly, many people do argue with this idea. I don't understand why, but there it is.
stuart
+0 -0
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Haha, politics ! Life is hilarious!
(also, all but one of you (fmercury, who posted: subthread #1, comment #3) can pussyfuck off with your passive-agressive Internet bullshit)
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Haha, politics ! Life is hilarious!
(also, all but one of you (fmercury, who posted: subthread #1, comment #3) can pussyfuck off with your passive-agressive Internet bullshit)
invidious
+0 -0
The Libertarian Party is mega-nasty. It is DOGSHIT.
What's passive-aggressive about that? It's not like I lamed you anonymously.
The Libertarian Party is mega-nasty. It is DOGSHIT.
What's passive-aggressive about that? It's not like I lamed you anonymously.
falseprophet
+2 -0
Phillippe in '08. We know he won't cave for the special interests.
Phillippe in '08. We know he won't cave for the special interests.
c_dizzle
+0 -0
This makes me so happy. So HAPPEEEE!!!
This makes me so happy. So HAPPEEEE!!!
baryonyx
+0 -0
Phileppe running for president is actually one of my favorite subplots in Achewood.
Phileppe running for president is actually one of my favorite subplots in Achewood.
drago25
+1 -0
I missed Mr. Bear
I missed Mr. Bear
mikeronomicon
+2 -0
I would vote for Philipe. We wouldn't go to war, we would just hug the fuck out of everyone.
I would vote for Philipe. We wouldn't go to war, we would just hug the fuck out of everyone.
lolsworth
+0 -0
I would vote the shit out of any ticket which had Phillippe on it
I would vote the shit out of any ticket which had Phillippe on it
puguglypress
+1 -0
Lie Bot would trick him into going to war
Lie Bot would trick him into going to war
jabroniville
+0 -0
Kind of the saddest thing ever.
Kind of the saddest thing ever.
rumblefish
+1 -0
Philippe gets things done (to the extent that his limited resources allow).
Philippe gets things done (to the extent that his limited resources allow).
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
I really like this. (It might be the vodka.)
I really like this. (It might be the vodka.)
steerpike66
+0 -0
...and that little Otter grew up to be...
...Karl Rove.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
...and that little Otter grew up to be...
...Karl Rove.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
steerpike66
+0 -0
PS: this is now a period joke.
PS: this is now a period joke.
mollywap
+0 -0
it's whom in panel 5
it's whom in panel 5
random_shorts
+0 -0
Constitutionally, Philippe can't be elected. Philippe is twenty years too young.
Philippe is five.
Constitutionally, Philippe can't be elected. Philippe is twenty years too young.
Philippe is five.
mockereo
+0 -0
you think he gives a FUCK about the Constitution?
yeah right
you think he gives a FUCK about the Constitution?
yeah right
cab234
+0 -0
Where can I get an Achewood absentee ballot? I fully support the Party For HUUUGS! He should get THESE KNIVES for VP.
Where can I get an Achewood absentee ballot? I fully support the Party For HUUUGS! He should get THESE KNIVES for VP.
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NO. Phillipe will never understand because he is always 5.
If only you knew how prophetic this was...
We apparently all associate Cornelius with Soap box derbies.
Oh God, I just woke up after passing out after looking at your avatar.