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Spanking the President for Cash Tuesday, April 17, 2007 • read strip Viewing 43 comments:

I would pay to give just to get out some aggression, brilliant!

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should not have pushed delete

I am paranoid about the government too.

This is why I own a riding crop

Absolutely beautiful avatar/comment synergy.

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'Cause he realizes that he can't send it, decides that the whole affair is silly, and caps it off with a silly facial expression as he puts the idea to bed.

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no he is just being cute.
roast beef is getting cute with you.

Ian Frasier KIlmister talking of "cute" gains you 1 (one) chubby.

Clearly, Roast Beef is just the Michael Jordan of deleting emails, all stickin' his tongue out while mashin' delete, gonna get himself a brand of mousepads with a silhouette of him deletin' emails.

I've taken to doing this quite a lot myself. In fact, I just wrote a snarky email to a coworker, deleted it without sending, and then dug out this comic so I could make this comment.

There's a little Beef in all of us.

Your last line made me snort so hard I fell off my chair. Seriously. Read it to yourself.

is a government's microchip in roast beef's brain activating?

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did you know you cannot rate yourself? that should be disabled so I could lame myself.

That's OK, we'll do it.

Holy shit, yeah...that's one of the worst things I've seen on AssetBar. That deserves a chubby.

I actually thought that was quite funny, and chubbied it accordingly. Although I Am Not An American.

Why is it that you're going back over your own comments, seeing the rather decent ones that the general populace of idiotopolis has lamed... and then agreeing with them?

See... I've chubbed almost every one you've suggested should be lamed, and if I could I'd probably lame every post where you suggested you should have lamed yourself for the better one.

Shades of Bill the Cat?

Yes. Also shades of Bill Watterson.

All with Donald Trump's brain

and female genitals

roast beef's expression at the end makes the strip. i love these little character moments.

In two years or so, watch this become the lynchpin of McCain's campaign: "Vote for me and smack Dubya's ass! You know you want to!"

I LOLed so hard that my dog woke up and my Kettle Chips went flying everywhere and my dog ate some of the Kettle Chips

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Why is this so damn funny?! And who the hell lamed this gem? Is it from something?! Such awesome!

...sorry, the gush was required.

I hope none got on the mayor!

I don't know why I giggled at that, but I did.

...baby looked at you?

SPANK BUSH AND WIN A FREE IPOD!!!

CLICK HERE

The first panel is an example of how Roast Beef can turn a normally muddy sounding run-on sentence into a thing of beauty.

Alt-text: Do not accept a spanking from Donald Trump, as the spanking will go bankrupt.

DT has built up three huge real estate empires and bankrupted them. Each time he has come out ahead, while his investors and creditors got bupkis.

damn he should have sent that letter.

The last two panels of this are reminiscent of Calvin and Hobbes.

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Nice Pete: I cooked a TV Dinner.

This is hilarious. Is it rated so low because of Achewood readers' political party affiliations?

When McCain names Onstad his running mate, then we'll know Achewood is part of the right wing media conspiracy.

This should've been McCain's campaign fundraising strategy. He would've outdone Obama's insane fundraising efforts.

I will pay fifty quid to fart on his head.