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what the HELL ultra peanut Friday, November 1, 2002 • read strip Viewing 39 comments:

Ultra Peanut does not fuck around

"Frower" gave me a solid laugh just now

FRASH PRUGIN

[belly laugh]
chubby for ya

wait, that sounded wrong.
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HA!!!!

I don't know why this is so funny. It's ridiculous.

Why is 'Home' capitalized in the fifth panel?

Probably to insinuate her accented English.

Maybe it is to emphasise that she is calling out to him? Like this:

lower case is talking softly...
Sentence capitalisation is talking normally.
This is Calling Out!
NOW I AM YELLING!

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Ultra Peanut destroys the competition.

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MATRICIDE

No, that's killing your own mother, not just anybody's mother.

Yeah, I think this is just plain old homicide.

floricide/ herbicide

Maybe maesiocide (the killing of a pregnant woman)? I don't know, that's a neologism on my part.

Floramaesiocide, of course.

Dum Dum DUM.

I think this was a Nick Cave song.

"Where The Wild Roses Grow," maybe?

I think this is the one instance in the history of Achewood in which Ultra Peanut is nice to Philippe.

And in the process, messes terrible with his mind. She's always a step ahead, dude.

Sometimes I think Ultra Peanut is my favourite minor character.

agreed.

i think i'd give just about anything to hear her voice, and yet in hearing it, i would forever lose my imagination of it all watterson like.

This was one of the first strips that I gasped at.

same here. yowzers.

I missed Halloween once... I can't imagine how awful that knowledge would be coupled with widowhood.

You kill me, Onstad.

a five year old was so worried that he forgot about Halloween

Ha! Here's your dead flower wife, dude!

Actually, Philippe, one can argue with that. This is where infidelity and many divorces come from.

i think we can all agree that, for philippe, this is the saddest thing

Kiss the flower! Kiss the flower!

Getting rid of the competition...

I love Ultra Peanut. I think she is my favorite.

Homewrecker.

i wonder why philippe thinks ultra peanut is worth all the agony.... its not like he hears from her, except when she was going to show up. that flower was more of a rad chick to him that that she-bitch ever was.