thestatutoryape
+1 -0
I have a friend who likes to keep me in line by saying I'm "totally peacocking" if I get too gregarious. Mystery the Pick-Up Artist is not a legitimate source of wisdom.
I have a friend who likes to keep me in line by saying I'm "totally peacocking" if I get too gregarious. Mystery the Pick-Up Artist is not a legitimate source of wisdom.
deepomega
+3 -0
Mystery the Pick-Up Artist is not a legitimate source of:
-Wisdom
-Sartorial advice
-Words
-TV Shows
Mystery the Pick-Up Artist is not a legitimate source of:
-Wisdom
-Sartorial advice
-Words
-TV Shows
belgand
+9 -0
Not to mention fiber. He provides far, far less than the daily recommended quantity.
Not to mention fiber. He provides far, far less than the daily recommended quantity.
aeater
+1 -0
Nowhere close to the coveted 30 cups.
Nowhere close to the coveted 30 cups.
belgand
+0 -0
Or for that matter, his lack of moral fiber.
Or for that matter, his lack of moral fiber.
reverendtmac
+0 -0
He knows a lot about Sean Connery!
He knows a lot about Sean Connery!
belgand
+0 -0
That's entirely a substitute.
That's entirely a substitute.
gormster
+2 -0
1girl30cups
1girl30cups
sweetlips
+2 -0
He is a legitimate source of "almost making you think Criss Angel is cool" though which is a truly tremendous gift itself.
He is a legitimate source of "almost making you think Criss Angel is cool" though which is a truly tremendous gift itself.
theguitarhero
+2 -0
Mystery the Genre, however, has all those things, and more.
Mystery the Genre, however, has all those things, and more.
tekende
+0 -0
What the hell does Mystery the Pick-Up Artist mean?
What the hell does Mystery the Pick-Up Artist mean?
falseprophet
+0 -0
Nobody knows what he means.
Nobody knows what he means.
tekende
+0 -0
No, seriously. Is it a reference to something? Because everyone is commenting like they know what this guy is talking about.
No, seriously. Is it a reference to something? Because everyone is commenting like they know what this guy is talking about.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
It's a terrible show called The Pick Up Artist starring a terrible person called "Mystery". That is all I can say without working myself into a lather - Wikipedia has the rest.
It's a terrible show called The Pick Up Artist starring a terrible person called "Mystery". That is all I can say without working myself into a lather - Wikipedia has the rest.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Oh, I'll just go ahead and post the links, why not:
Douche
More douche
Even more douche
Achewood is a website
Oh, I'll just go ahead and post the links, why not:
Douche
More douche
Even more douche
Achewood is a website
tekende
+0 -0
I see. Thanks. That first picture told me everything I needed to know, I think.
I see. Thanks. That first picture told me everything I needed to know, I think.
sje46
+0 -0
This is why I quit television.
This is why I quit television.
belgand
+0 -0
Wow. I just assumed it was a fictional construct or some sort of lame nickname that a friend insisted on. This makes it much worse.
Wow. I just assumed it was a fictional construct or some sort of lame nickname that a friend insisted on. This makes it much worse.
davey-boy
+0 -0
A second and a half on Google tells me this dude has a show on VH1.
A second and a half on Google tells me this dude has a show on VH1.
belgand
+0 -0
Just looking at the dude I would guess he had a show on VH1.
Just looking at the dude I would guess he had a show on VH1.
lateadopter
+0 -0
Some things are just not worth knowing. The link that achilleselbow provided is incontrovertible proof of this fact.
More to the point, asking for the information when you could more easily look it up yourself is a way of expressing the opinion that the knowledge is of extremely low value. See H.P. Grice's work on implicatures for clarification of this communication strategy.
Some things are just not worth knowing. The link that achilleselbow provided is incontrovertible proof of this fact.
More to the point, asking for the information when you could more easily look it up yourself is a way of expressing the opinion that the knowledge is of extremely low value. See H.P. Grice's work on implicatures for clarification of this communication strategy.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
That's a good theory, but I don't think it holds in all cases. I tend to think that asking "what is that" is a phrase that is so commonly embedded in our culture and vocabulary, that it is often our first response. Remember, the phenomenon of instantly being able to look up any information you want within the same context in which you happen to spend most of your work and leisure time has only existed for a couple of years. In a generation, though, questions like "what is X" will cease to exist, and conversations will consist entirely of exchanging Wikipedia passages.
That's a good theory, but I don't think it holds in all cases. I tend to think that asking "what is that" is a phrase that is so commonly embedded in our culture and vocabulary, that it is often our first response. Remember, the phenomenon of instantly being able to look up any information you want within the same context in which you happen to spend most of your work and leisure time has only existed for a couple of years. In a generation, though, questions like "what is X" will cease to exist, and conversations will consist entirely of exchanging Wikipedia passages.
sje46
+1 -0
Stop picking on the dude. He knows what he is talking about, and has helped me a LOT with girls.
For example, yesterday I finally lost my eye virginity to a cute girl. That's right. I've finally had my first eye contact!
Stop picking on the dude. He knows what he is talking about, and has helped me a LOT with girls.
For example, yesterday I finally lost my eye virginity to a cute girl. That's right. I've finally had my first eye contact!
cunty
+0 -0
AWESOME I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT
AWESOME I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT
cunty
+8 -0
OH WAIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU SKULL-FUCKED HER
NEVER MIND
OH WAIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU SKULL-FUCKED HER
NEVER MIND
sje46
+0 -0
Creepily synergistic.
Creepily synergistic.
tekende
+5 -0
He's trying to get inside your head, you know?
He's trying to get inside your head, you know?
kamet
+0 -0
That's what one of her friends told her the next day. She still felt dirty.
That's what one of her friends told her the next day. She still felt dirty.
ravigotte
+0 -0
Chubb chubb chubb
Chubb chubb chubb
mjfitzge
+0 -0
[url=https://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=mystery the pick up artist&l=1/]why do you ask questions like that?[/url]
[url=https://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=mystery the pick up artist&l=1/]why do you ask questions like that?[/url]
mjfitzge
+4 -0
i'm never coming back.
i'm never coming back.
sje46
+0 -0
No! We forgive you!
No! We forgive you!
theguitarhero
+1 -0
No we don't. Get the fuck out mjfitzge.
No we don't. Get the fuck out mjfitzge.
belgand
+0 -0
Finding out that he's a real person makes it much less enjoyable. I thought you had a friend who called himself Mystery the Pickup Artist. That would have been much more enjoyable. Damn.
Finding out that he's a real person makes it much less enjoyable. I thought you had a friend who called himself Mystery the Pickup Artist. That would have been much more enjoyable. Damn.
tekende
+0 -0
That was what I was thinking, but then everyone started responding as if they knew who he was and I was Confused.
That was what I was thinking, but then everyone started responding as if they knew who he was and I was Confused.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I want to comment on the capitalization thing we do around here: I love it.
I want to comment on the capitalization thing we do around here: I love it.
hoboninja
+2 -0
Ray has weird ideas about what it means to impress a lady.
Ray has weird ideas about what it means to impress a lady.
biff
+1 -0
Well, you gotta remember what is background is:
Way overprotective mom.
Dad was never there.
Way too much money.
That will totally screw up your perspective.
Think about it. The only woman he gets with is Tina. And Tina is a picture-in-the-dictionary-next-to-the-definition kind of bitch queen.
Even Airwolf doesn't get him laid.
Well, you gotta remember what is background is:
Way overprotective mom.
Dad was never there.
Way too much money.
That will totally screw up your perspective.
Think about it. The only woman he gets with is Tina. And Tina is a picture-in-the-dictionary-next-to-the-definition kind of bitch queen.
Even Airwolf doesn't get him laid.
daedala_x
+89 -0
what really went down
what really went down
sje46
+0 -0
Ray is more depressed than Beef; he just hides it better.
*hugs Ray*
Ray is more depressed than Beef; he just hides it better.
*hugs Ray*
davey-boy
+4 -0
Way to stack the panels so that they don't get cut off! This is how it is done!
Way to stack the panels so that they don't get cut off! This is how it is done!
zombiezero
+1 -0
It is the correct way to do a thing.
It is the correct way to do a thing.
notcool
+0 -0
This is not a thing.
This is a Thing .
This is not a thing.
This is a Thing .
belgand
+0 -0
I thought he was going inside to burn one because he was nervous about impressing Polly and felt inadequate and depressed, but was trying not to show it.
I thought he was going inside to burn one because he was nervous about impressing Polly and felt inadequate and depressed, but was trying not to show it.
rowboat
+0 -0
Oh, dear drug-free boy - "burning one" does not help with that kind of problem.
Oh, dear drug-free boy - "burning one" does not help with that kind of problem.
belgand
+0 -0
It would not calm and relax him? I was led to believe that this was a typical response. Especially given much of Ray's previous interactions in said area.
We are, after all, not talking about Roast Beef.
It would not calm and relax him? I was led to believe that this was a typical response. Especially given much of Ray's previous interactions in said area.
We are, after all, not talking about Roast Beef.
rowboat
+0 -0
In my thorough experience with it I have found it to be the worst thing in awkward social situations. But I guess I always was a little more on the Beef side of that divide.
In my thorough experience with it I have found it to be the worst thing in awkward social situations. But I guess I always was a little more on the Beef side of that divide.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
"A BLOO BLA BLOOO! A BLOO BLOO BLOOOOOOO! BLOO BLOO!" sounds like coughing and laughing from the other side of the door.
"A BLOO BLA BLOOO! A BLOO BLOO BLOOOOOOO! BLOO BLOO!" sounds like coughing and laughing from the other side of the door.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Quote:
Think about it. The only woman he gets with is Tina. And Tina is a picture-in-the-dictionary-next-to-the-definition kind of bitch queen.
As much as I'd like to believe that, I'm pretty sure he gets with plenty of women, they're just never shown (which further illustrates the shallow and empty nature of his relations with them). There's Roast Beef's memories of watching Ray get it on in high school, as well as the "conchita" that shows herself out before Ray wakes up and takes six beershits. On the other hand, the fact that his attempt to try a new sexual position every day for a year hit some speed bumps shows that the truth is somewhere in between.
Quote:
Think about it. The only woman he gets with is Tina. And Tina is a picture-in-the-dictionary-next-to-the-definition kind of bitch queen.
As much as I'd like to believe that, I'm pretty sure he gets with plenty of women, they're just never shown (which further illustrates the shallow and empty nature of his relations with them). There's Roast Beef's memories of watching Ray get it on in high school, as well as the "conchita" that shows herself out before Ray wakes up and takes six beershits. On the other hand, the fact that his attempt to try a new sexual position every day for a year hit some speed bumps shows that the truth is somewhere in between.
echidnaboy
+3 -0
Aside from occasional incidents such as Tina rocking his can, Ray's been Klondikin' for some time now. Dude gets about as much play as you.
Aside from occasional incidents such as Tina rocking his can, Ray's been Klondikin' for some time now. Dude gets about as much play as you.
pogo
+1 -0
Woah, huge slam, etc.
Woah, huge slam, etc.
usversusthem
+0 -0
In Soviet Russia, you get about as much play as dude .
too soon? y/n
In Soviet Russia, you get about as much play as dude .
too soon? y/n
belgand
+0 -0
In Ukraine, dude gets more play than you !
In Ukraine, dude gets more play than you !
i_love_kate
+1 -0
In modern Russia, locals benefit from flourishing tourist industry.
In modern Russia, locals benefit from flourishing tourist industry.
ike
+0 -0
also
Moscow: world's most expensive city?
...that's what i heard.
also
Moscow: world's most expensive city?
...that's what i heard.
sje46
+0 -0
I think London.
I think London.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Dubai. That is all.
Dubai. That is all.
usversusthem
+3 -0
Dubai's not a city, it's a nightmare brought to life. Las Vegas turns around and heads home, tail between its legs. Sodom and Gomorrah sit tightly in their graves, quiet as dead churchmice. Rome, burnt out, stands, ashen-faced, in the corner. Dubai is here; it is the king of ridiculous.
Dubai's not a city, it's a nightmare brought to life. Las Vegas turns around and heads home, tail between its legs. Sodom and Gomorrah sit tightly in their graves, quiet as dead churchmice. Rome, burnt out, stands, ashen-faced, in the corner. Dubai is here; it is the king of ridiculous.
sje46
+0 -0
Dubai is nothing.
Chester, NH is where it's at.
Dubai is nothing.
Chester, NH is where it's at.
belgand
+0 -0
Trying a new position every day often tends to run into more problems with trying to find legitimate positions that are different enough to really qualify. Otherwise you start saying that leaning over a chair is totally different from leaning over a sofa. Or otherwise get into very subtle points that are more expressions of the position than new positions.
Trying a new position every day often tends to run into more problems with trying to find legitimate positions that are different enough to really qualify. Otherwise you start saying that leaning over a chair is totally different from leaning over a sofa. Or otherwise get into very subtle points that are more expressions of the position than new positions.
zapatos
+0 -0
...armpitfucking.
...armpitfucking.
hamscout
+8 -0
Airwolf may not have gotten Ray laid,
but eBay Platinum Reserve got him... head .
Airwolf may not have gotten Ray laid,
but eBay Platinum Reserve got him... head .
aparrish
+0 -0
ouch
ouch
woodjay
+0 -0
A comment left by woodjay was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by mercuri0us, neo-aeris, zhiwiller)
A comment left by woodjay was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by mercuri0us, neo-aeris, zhiwiller)
halfdirt
+0 -0
A comment left by halfdirt was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by LordHumungus, mercuri0us, HolyQ, mr_fahrenheit)
A comment left by halfdirt was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by LordHumungus, mercuri0us, HolyQ, mr_fahrenheit)
gormster
+0 -0
Huge slam on woodjay out of screw this he deserved it.
Huge slam on woodjay out of screw this he deserved it.
zapatos
+1 -0
So there are three homeless dudes sitting around their burning barrel, sharing stories and laughs. The first hobo starts out, "Oh man the other night... the other night I found a bag of McDonald's just laying next to a garbage can. There were two bic macs in there and fries man! Holy shit I ate all night and it was so good."
The second bum replies, "Oh thats good, but I've one better. I was slummin' around behind the liquor store and I found a half full bottle of vodka. The good shit man! Oh I got hella drunk for free, I'm still kinda drunk haha!"
The third vagrant tells them, "Oh you guys think you're lucky, I was down at the train tracks and I met up with this fine lady. We hit it off right away and had sex all night long. Fucked so hard and I didn't have to pay her!"
The other two mongrels laugh and ask him, "Did you get head man?"
Nah. I couldn't find her head.
So there are three homeless dudes sitting around their burning barrel, sharing stories and laughs. The first hobo starts out, "Oh man the other night... the other night I found a bag of McDonald's just laying next to a garbage can. There were two bic macs in there and fries man! Holy shit I ate all night and it was so good."
The second bum replies, "Oh thats good, but I've one better. I was slummin' around behind the liquor store and I found a half full bottle of vodka. The good shit man! Oh I got hella drunk for free, I'm still kinda drunk haha!"
The third vagrant tells them, "Oh you guys think you're lucky, I was down at the train tracks and I met up with this fine lady. We hit it off right away and had sex all night long. Fucked so hard and I didn't have to pay her!"
The other two mongrels laugh and ask him, "Did you get head man?"
Nah. I couldn't find her head.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I've heard the same joke set in Vietnam. That's probably worse.
I've heard the same joke set in Vietnam. That's probably worse.
daidai
+4 -0
In Vietnam it's a story. In America it's a joke.
In Vietnam it's a story. In America it's a joke.
belgand
+0 -0
We didn't have way too much (just rather a lot in the typical upper-middle class manner) and my parents didn't divorce until I was 10, but that was roughly my upbringing. Also, only child. Didn't screw up my perspective at all.
We didn't have way too much (just rather a lot in the typical upper-middle class manner) and my parents didn't divorce until I was 10, but that was roughly my upbringing. Also, only child. Didn't screw up my perspective at all.
gizmo
+0 -0
You mean its not all about brown liquor?
You mean its not all about brown liquor?
smallblackdog
+0 -0
Beware fine brown liquor - unless you're sure of your sphincter control.
Beware fine brown liquor - unless you're sure of your sphincter control.
anomalous3
+0 -0
oh, but it IS all about brown liquor.
oh, but it IS all about brown liquor.
anomalous3
+0 -0
ladies have weird ideas about what impresses them
ladies have weird ideas about what impresses them
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
You want weird, watch the guys trying to impress the ladies. Recalling all the while, those Discovery programs about mating rituals of primates, lower mammals, birds....fish...
You want weird, watch the guys trying to impress the ladies. Recalling all the while, those Discovery programs about mating rituals of primates, lower mammals, birds....fish...
kamet
+0 -0
It's totally hilarious.
It's totally hilarious.
autrepoupee
+3 -0
those two really look like they are showing up for Gatsby's big soiree. Although, Polly with her salutation of "Hey Sailor" is more likely to be snuck in the back door...like so much fine brown alcohol.
those two really look like they are showing up for Gatsby's big soiree. Although, Polly with her salutation of "Hey Sailor" is more likely to be snuck in the back door...like so much fine brown alcohol.
belgand
+3 -0
It is a very bad idea to sneak a great quantity of fine brown alcohol in the back door. I recall the man who died a few years ago due to his wife giving him an enema of two bottles of sherry . Likely a large quantity of brown liquor would be even more likely to kill someone if consumed in such a manner.
It is a very bad idea to sneak a great quantity of fine brown alcohol in the back door. I recall the man who died a few years ago due to his wife giving him an enema of two bottles of sherry . Likely a large quantity of brown liquor would be even more likely to kill someone if consumed in such a manner.
spazdor
+0 -0
Funnily enough, alcohol is absorbed exceedingly well through the rectum.
Funnily enough, alcohol is absorbed exceedingly well through the rectum.
pogo
+0 -0
It's absorbed though the large intestine, otherwise known as the colon. The rectum is the final poop chute.
It's absorbed though the large intestine, otherwise known as the colon. The rectum is the final poop chute.
mystkmanat
+2 -0
I am learning.... so much today...
I am learning.... so much today...
chuvak
+0 -0
duodenom is the initial poop chute.
duodenom is the initial poop chute.
kamet
+1 -0
Your mom's the poop chute.
Your mom's the poop chute.
hamscout
+0 -0
First I would make you drink anti-freeze until you pass out. Then I would pee on you, chanting 'House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!' Then you would wake up the next morning in excruciating pain with a size seven poop chute.
First I would make you drink anti-freeze until you pass out. Then I would pee on you, chanting 'House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!' Then you would wake up the next morning in excruciating pain with a size seven poop chute.
smilebuddha
+1 -0
What a gentleman.
What a gentleman.
biff
+0 -0
As soon as it leaves the stomach it is poop?
No way! There are still tons of nutrients to be processed out at that point.
As soon as it leaves the stomach it is poop?
No way! There are still tons of nutrients to be processed out at that point.
steev_dayv
+0 -0
I have actually done a wine enema. It is an experience. This says enough.
I have actually done a wine enema. It is an experience. This says enough.
wolfensti
+0 -0
I won,t let this die
i require more info NOW
I won,t let this die
i require more info NOW
davey-boy
+0 -0
In actuality, he just sat on a wine bottle.
In actuality, he just sat on a wine bottle.
tekende
+0 -0
And inhaled really hard.
And inhaled really hard.
nabeel84
+0 -0
You mean exhaled. Right?
You mean exhaled. Right?
davey-boy
+1 -0
Dude, you are thinking way to hard about this.
You are picturing it right now, aren't you?
Dude, you are thinking way to hard about this.
You are picturing it right now, aren't you?
wolfensti
+0 -0
Actually, I decided to use to internets to find an example of this. Now only one question goes trough my mind
WHAT THE HELL DUDE?
Actually, I decided to use to internets to find an example of this. Now only one question goes trough my mind
WHAT THE HELL DUDE?
belgand
+0 -0
That is not funny. That is the entire premise of the statement and the actions that led to it even being possible to be made.
That is not funny. That is the entire premise of the statement and the actions that led to it even being possible to be made.
scorpio_nadir
+4 -0
A lady obviously originating from Genteel Circumstances with the intelligence, class and style that Polly has can comfortably say "Hey Sailor" to Itzhak Perlman on the steps of Carnegie Hall, or at the White House Presidential Inaugural Ball, or to an amiable ape like Ray.
You would be wise to study her demeanor, for it is winning.
A lady obviously originating from Genteel Circumstances with the intelligence, class and style that Polly has can comfortably say "Hey Sailor" to Itzhak Perlman on the steps of Carnegie Hall, or at the White House Presidential Inaugural Ball, or to an amiable ape like Ray.
You would be wise to study her demeanor, for it is winning.
wozzeck
+1 -0
I would not go so far as to assume Genteel Circumstances. Sometimes a rose blooms from the manure pile, or morning glories from the cracked asphalt of a laundromat parking lot. She is an intelligent girl who made her way as best she could, honing her innate talent for clever rapport as a professional flirt.
I would not go so far as to assume Genteel Circumstances. Sometimes a rose blooms from the manure pile, or morning glories from the cracked asphalt of a laundromat parking lot. She is an intelligent girl who made her way as best she could, honing her innate talent for clever rapport as a professional flirt.
achilleselbow
+7 -0
"Rose blooming from the manure pile"...heh. What would you call the opposite of that, like a well-brought up girl becoming a trashy hooker? Would that be like a unicorn taking a shit?
"Rose blooming from the manure pile"...heh. What would you call the opposite of that, like a well-brought up girl becoming a trashy hooker? Would that be like a unicorn taking a shit?
stereo
+1 -0
The mold on a beautiful quiche. It ruins everything it touches.
The mold on a beautiful quiche. It ruins everything it touches.
daidai
+3 -0
Yes. Quiche ruins lives.
Yes. Quiche ruins lives.
tekende
+0 -0
Quiche her? I hardly know her!
Quiche her? I hardly know her!
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Surely " Quiche Lorraine? I hardly know her! " Would have been much more delicious.
Surely " Quiche Lorraine? I hardly know her! " Would have been much more delicious.
scorpio_nadir
+2 -1
Hey, wanna hear my Bogart impersonation?
Too bad. Here it goes:
"Play it for me, Sham. Ya played it for her."
"Play it y'self, fool. I been at this piano all day.I'm tired."
"Oh. Okay. I can reshpect that. Here goesh nuttin'."
"You musht remember dis-
A quiche ish jusht a quiche-
A shigh ish shtill a shigh..
The fundamental thingsh apply-
Ajsh time goesh bye.."
Hey, wanna hear my Bogart impersonation?
Too bad. Here it goes:
"Play it for me, Sham. Ya played it for her."
"Play it y'self, fool. I been at this piano all day.I'm tired."
"Oh. Okay. I can reshpect that. Here goesh nuttin'."
"You musht remember dis-
A quiche ish jusht a quiche-
A shigh ish shtill a shigh..
The fundamental thingsh apply-
Ajsh time goesh bye.."
farqussus
+0 -0
Too bad
Too bad
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
You wouldn't shay that to Bogart's face.
You wouldn't shay that to Bogart's face.
farqussus
+0 -0
i would if i could dig him up without getting in trouble.
i would if i could dig him up without getting in trouble.
biff
+0 -0
Quote:
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Quote:
unicorn taking a shit
Fan-fucking-tastic.
farqussus
+2 -0
Call her Paris
Call her Paris
i_love_kate
+0 -0
No offence meant to you, Farqussus, but the fact that this has been given two chubbies already kind of lessens my estimations of the average Assetbar patron.
No offence meant to you, Farqussus, but the fact that this has been given two chubbies already kind of lessens my estimations of the average Assetbar patron.
wolfensti
+0 -0
I guess it was mostly accordance to the fact that Paris Hilton is a blight on the face of humanity.
I guess it was mostly accordance to the fact that Paris Hilton is a blight on the face of humanity.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Whoa, correct grammar out of the left field.
I'm not questioning the statement, just how much kudos such an observance deserves.
Hail Mary, etc.
Whoa, correct grammar out of the left field.
I'm not questioning the statement, just how much kudos such an observance deserves.
Hail Mary, etc.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
(The Pope mutters "Hail Mary, etc." to himself about seven times in an average day.)
(The Pope mutters "Hail Mary, etc." to himself about seven times in an average day.)
wolfensti
+0 -0
English is not the language is was taught at birth
I am not sorry.
English is not the language is was taught at birth
I am not sorry.
wolfensti
+0 -0
My language is full of poesy, philosophical and scientific prowess and alot of word for Surrender
My language is full of poesy, philosophical and scientific prowess and alot of word for Surrender
achilleselbow
+0 -0
...French?
...French?
wolfensti
+0 -0
Well, yeah. I think i gave way too much clues.
Well, yeah. I think i gave way too much clues.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Klingon!
Klingon!
reverendtmac
+0 -0
Is that because he can't say Jesus Christ like the rest of us?
Is that because he can't say Jesus Christ like the rest of us?
farqussus
+0 -0
None taken, I was not particularly proud of my efforts here, but it was the easy way and I took it and such is my life.
None taken, I was not particularly proud of my efforts here, but it was the easy way and I took it and such is my life.
hoboninja
+1 -0
No, because unicorns shit rainbows.
No, because unicorns shit rainbows.
lexsenthur
+0 -0
That's why it's so sad when one shits...shit.
That's why it's so sad when one shits...shit.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
nah, pretty much "hey sailor" always sounds a little skanky, or a little "on the nose".
at least in this era.
nah, pretty much "hey sailor" always sounds a little skanky, or a little "on the nose".
at least in this era.
pogo
+0 -0
I agree, only a loose woman would even jokingly say "Hey sailor."
I agree, only a loose woman would even jokingly say "Hey sailor."
falseprophet
+2 -0
Or a Decemberists fan.
Or a Decemberists fan.
pongojones
+1 -0
Decemberists fans secretly dream of being whisked away to a land of nautical adventures, dirigibles, and dreaming of worlds where words have less than 12 syllables.
Decemberists fans secretly dream of being whisked away to a land of nautical adventures, dirigibles, and dreaming of worlds where words have less than 12 syllables.
kamet
+0 -0
I thought that was Les Claypool fans.
I thought that was Les Claypool fans.
rowboat
+0 -0
I, too, dream of these things, but the cause for me is too much Joanna Newsom.
I, too, dream of these things, but the cause for me is too much Joanna Newsom.
tekende
+1 -0
God, when will people stop talking about that horrid woman?
God, when will people stop talking about that horrid woman?
i_love_kate
+1 -0
God, when will you stop criticising other people's appreciation of music that you yourself find less than enjoyable?
BURN.
God, when will you stop criticising other people's appreciation of music that you yourself find less than enjoyable?
BURN.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
NEVER
NEVER
tekende
+0 -0
Well, you see, I don't find her music to be "less than enjoyable." I find it to be, and I am not exaggerating here, painful to listen to. I just don't understand how anyone could actually like it, and strongly suspect that no one actually does, they just don't want to ruin their Indie/Hipster Cred by admitting it.
Well, you see, I don't find her music to be "less than enjoyable." I find it to be, and I am not exaggerating here, painful to listen to. I just don't understand how anyone could actually like it, and strongly suspect that no one actually does, they just don't want to ruin their Indie/Hipster Cred by admitting it.
davey-boy
+0 -0
You know, the great thing about indie acts is that I never hear about them, so they never get irritating.
Go on. Ask me my opinion about the Decembrists.
You know, the great thing about indie acts is that I never hear about them, so they never get irritating.
Go on. Ask me my opinion about the Decembrists.
autrepoupee
+2 -0
Personally, I remain unconvinced that she isn't the old woman from Poltergeist.
Personally, I remain unconvinced that she isn't the old woman from Poltergeist.
rowboat
+0 -0
Quote:
I trust that you're referring only to her voice. If so, I'm with you.
Quote:
Personally, I remain unconvinced that she isn't the old woman from Poltergeist.
I trust that you're referring only to her voice. If so, I'm with you.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
I have no cred to ruin, being a bald soon-to-be-middle-aged suburban professional, yet I've found Ys to be enjoyable.
I have no cred to ruin, being a bald soon-to-be-middle-aged suburban professional, yet I've found Ys to be enjoyable.
rowboat
+2 -0
Tekende, you been knowin' me since small times, buddy. Do I seem like someone concerned with "indie/hipster cred?" Do I seem like someone who is confused about what I enjoy? Think carefully about this.
That having been said, I'm plenty accustomed to being the only person in any given room who enjoys her (well, besides my girl). My appreciation of her music earns me more ridicule from my friends than even Belle and Sebastian. My old roommate almost murdered me for the frequency with which I listened to Ys after it dropped.
So, yeah - gouge away.
Tekende, you been knowin' me since small times, buddy. Do I seem like someone concerned with "indie/hipster cred?" Do I seem like someone who is confused about what I enjoy? Think carefully about this.
That having been said, I'm plenty accustomed to being the only person in any given room who enjoys her (well, besides my girl). My appreciation of her music earns me more ridicule from my friends than even Belle and Sebastian. My old roommate almost murdered me for the frequency with which I listened to Ys after it dropped.
So, yeah - gouge away.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
This asset's gone to heaven.
This asset's gone to heaven.
tekende
+0 -0
Fair enough.
I suppose some might say similar things about Tom Waits as I say about Joanna Newsom, now that I think about it.
Fair enough.
I suppose some might say similar things about Tom Waits as I say about Joanna Newsom, now that I think about it.
mattylite
+2 -0
Oh god, man, all those wormbly-trimbles and wimbly-bribbles were just drivin' me nuts back then. I was like, if I hear one more chimbly-sweep mumbly-peepin' the widow's peak to the crimbly street I am gonna kill me a gaggle of geese and leave them in your bed.
Oh god, man, all those wormbly-trimbles and wimbly-bribbles were just drivin' me nuts back then. I was like, if I hear one more chimbly-sweep mumbly-peepin' the widow's peak to the crimbly street I am gonna kill me a gaggle of geese and leave them in your bed.
belgand
+0 -0
The Pixies reference there does not defend you sufficiently.
The Pixies reference there does not defend you sufficiently.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
It is only since I have arrived at university that I've met anyone else who listens to her, and in terms of indie/hipster cred I tend to keep anyone who compliments my music taste at a distance by telling them that I like My Chemical Romance.
Seriously, what don't you like? Her vocal style? Her overly florid lyrics? The harp? You can tell me, I won't judge you.
It is only since I have arrived at university that I've met anyone else who listens to her, and in terms of indie/hipster cred I tend to keep anyone who compliments my music taste at a distance by telling them that I like My Chemical Romance.
Seriously, what don't you like? Her vocal style? Her overly florid lyrics? The harp? You can tell me, I won't judge you.
tekende
+0 -0
Pretty much just her voice. I have no opinion on the lyrics. I can't hear them over the sound of my own pained sobbing.
But hey I like My Chemical Romance too! High five.
Pretty much just her voice. I have no opinion on the lyrics. I can't hear them over the sound of my own pained sobbing.
But hey I like My Chemical Romance too! High five.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I liked My Chemical Romance before they started taking themselves so seriously. The first album is still the best, I think.
I liked My Chemical Romance before they started taking themselves so seriously. The first album is still the best, I think.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
That's funny, because I like the latest two albums. That's not to say I don't like their first album, I just like the other two better.
That's funny, because I like the latest two albums. That's not to say I don't like their first album, I just like the other two better.
tekende
+0 -0
I have only heard The Black Parade.
I don't really care how seriously they take themselves, I just think it's fun to listen to. They are like Queen for the 2000's.
I have only heard The Black Parade.
I don't really care how seriously they take themselves, I just think it's fun to listen to. They are like Queen for the 2000's.
belgand
+0 -0
I've heard that before and I disagree with it vehemently. It is not correct. Queen were awesome. MCR is not awesome. How is that not obvious enough to people?
I've heard that before and I disagree with it vehemently. It is not correct. Queen were awesome. MCR is not awesome. How is that not obvious enough to people?
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I generally like folksy, harpy, ren-fair type things, and I'm pretty sure that anyone who doesn't like her mainly has issues with her voice. A friend described it as sounding like "if Kitty from That 70's Show were singing", and this was coming from someone that liked her. It's probably the kind of thing you could get used to if you wanted to make the effort (I don't want to make the effort).
I generally like folksy, harpy, ren-fair type things, and I'm pretty sure that anyone who doesn't like her mainly has issues with her voice. A friend described it as sounding like "if Kitty from That 70's Show were singing", and this was coming from someone that liked her. It's probably the kind of thing you could get used to if you wanted to make the effort (I don't want to make the effort).
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I'll admit that her voice was something that I had to get used to (Completely the opposite to my reaction to the CYHSY vocalist, oddly) but once you get past it, or even grow to like it like I did, her lyrics are basically the best thing since ever.
Also, of course MCR's first album is the best. But I kind of like what they tried with The Black Parade as well. Three Cheers falls to third for being largely mediocre, with only a couple of truly epic songs to make it a worthy addition to the discography.
I'll admit that her voice was something that I had to get used to (Completely the opposite to my reaction to the CYHSY vocalist, oddly) but once you get past it, or even grow to like it like I did, her lyrics are basically the best thing since ever.
Also, of course MCR's first album is the best. But I kind of like what they tried with The Black Parade as well. Three Cheers falls to third for being largely mediocre, with only a couple of truly epic songs to make it a worthy addition to the discography.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Yeah basically they are all Steampunk.
Yeah basically they are all Steampunk.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
Finally, a reason for me to post this !
Finally, a reason for me to post this !
falseprophet
+0 -0
It's all about the Gears and Gauges. Aww yeeahh.
It's all about the Gears and Gauges. Aww yeeahh.
kamet
+0 -0
That is AWESOME.
That is AWESOME.
redphillip
+0 -0
This, and the other gadgets I saw following subsequent links, give me a whole new appreciation for the style. I want the steampunk USB drive NOW! And if I could use an ergonimic keyboard, I'd want that too.
This, and the other gadgets I saw following subsequent links, give me a whole new appreciation for the style. I want the steampunk USB drive NOW! And if I could use an ergonimic keyboard, I'd want that too.
belgand
+0 -0
I'm a Decemberists fan and though I think that nautical adventures are a great topic for songs I would hate to go on one myself.
I'm a Decemberists fan and though I think that nautical adventures are a great topic for songs I would hate to go on one myself.
stereo
+0 -0
I would not go on a Spirit of the West nautical adventure.
I would not go on a Spirit of the West nautical adventure.
ike
+0 -0
nautical adventures do make great songs.
my only problem with the decemberists is that they come a teeeeny bit too close to being a rip-off-neutral-milk-hotel for me.
nautical adventures do make great songs.
my only problem with the decemberists is that they come a teeeeny bit too close to being a rip-off-neutral-milk-hotel for me.
rowboat
+0 -0
If Jeff Mangum had had a stick up his ass, yes, it would've sounded similar.
If Jeff Mangum had had a stick up his ass, yes, it would've sounded similar.
belgand
+0 -0
Not enough feedback and rambling incoherence about he's in love with Anne Frank.
I mean, I see where you're coming from and to a degree I can agree with it, but ultimately I don't think it's a very apt comparison.
If anything they remind me more of the girl down at the pier with the cool striped stockings and just... totally awesome outfit who plays the accordion and sings. I usually see her there for the Farmer's Market on Saturdays. I wish I was anywhere close to being as awesome as she appears to be.
Not enough feedback and rambling incoherence about he's in love with Anne Frank.
I mean, I see where you're coming from and to a degree I can agree with it, but ultimately I don't think it's a very apt comparison.
If anything they remind me more of the girl down at the pier with the cool striped stockings and just... totally awesome outfit who plays the accordion and sings. I usually see her there for the Farmer's Market on Saturdays. I wish I was anywhere close to being as awesome as she appears to be.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Striped legwear can be so strangely compelling.
Striped legwear can be so strangely compelling.
sje46
+0 -0
They make Molly look hot.
They make Molly look hot.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Yiff in hell, etc.
Yiff in hell, etc.
sje46
+6 -0
"...I was a Fox of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my fur like the Andalusian raccoons used or shall I wear a red yes and how he rubbed me under the hedge and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my snout to ask again yiff and then he asked me would I yiff to say yiff my mountain fox and first I put my hind legs around him yiff and drew him down to me so he could feel my teats all musk yiff and his heart was going like mad and yiff I barked yiff I will Yiff. "
--James Joyce, Furlysses.
"...I was a Fox of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my fur like the Andalusian raccoons used or shall I wear a red yes and how he rubbed me under the hedge and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my snout to ask again yiff and then he asked me would I yiff to say yiff my mountain fox and first I put my hind legs around him yiff and drew him down to me so he could feel my teats all musk yiff and his heart was going like mad and yiff I barked yiff I will Yiff. "
--James Joyce, Furlysses.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
You have created something that should never have been created.
You have created something that should never have been created.
sje46
+0 -0
Should I post it in installments, or what?
Should I post it in installments, or what?
wolfensti
+0 -0
Finally, a proof that there is no god.
Finally, a proof that there is no god.
stereo
+0 -0
If you can do the same thing to Death of a Salesman, I might be convinced that it has some artistic merit (as it allowed the creation of your derivative work). I'm not holding my breath, though.
If you can do the same thing to Death of a Salesman, I might be convinced that it has some artistic merit (as it allowed the creation of your derivative work). I'm not holding my breath, though.
sje46
+0 -0
All I'll end up doing is changing "Biff" to "Yiff."
All I'll end up doing is changing "Biff" to "Yiff."
stereo
+1 -0
Happy to yiff : Jesus!
Happy enthralled : That's what I dream about. Yiff. Sometimes I just want to rip my clothes off in the store and outfox that goddam merchandise manager. I mean I can outfox, outhound, and outcoon anybody in that store, and I have to take those common, petty, sons-of-bitches till I can't stand it anymore.
Happy: And I'm telling you, yiff any babe you want...
Yiff to himself, in bed : That selfish, stupid...
Happy: Sh...Sleep, yiff.
Happy to yiff : Jesus!
Happy enthralled : That's what I dream about. Yiff. Sometimes I just want to rip my clothes off in the store and outfox that goddam merchandise manager. I mean I can outfox, outhound, and outcoon anybody in that store, and I have to take those common, petty, sons-of-bitches till I can't stand it anymore.
Happy: And I'm telling you, yiff any babe you want...
Yiff to himself, in bed : That selfish, stupid...
Happy: Sh...Sleep, yiff.
belgand
+0 -0
You apply the inverse-furry process to it. You know the one where furries try to imagine everyone as an anthropomorphic animal? Well, you can do the same one in reverse to turn anthropomorphic animals into regular humans that are not creepy.
You apply the inverse-furry process to it. You know the one where furries try to imagine everyone as an anthropomorphic animal? Well, you can do the same one in reverse to turn anthropomorphic animals into regular humans that are not creepy.
belgand
+0 -0
Molly, were she not a cat-person, would have chance of being hot. I like the pigtails and the striped stockings are pretty good as well. At the same time, she's not particularly attractive and they definitely have relationship issues and probably don't have the best sex.
I would pass.
Molly, were she not a cat-person, would have chance of being hot. I like the pigtails and the striped stockings are pretty good as well. At the same time, she's not particularly attractive and they definitely have relationship issues and probably don't have the best sex.
I would pass.
biff
+0 -0
Agreed.
Agreed.
sje46
+0 -0
Hi, Yiff.
Hi, Yiff.
belgand
+0 -0
There's nothing strange about it. It's just plain regular compelling and makes a lady look extra-sexy.
There's nothing strange about it. It's just plain regular compelling and makes a lady look extra-sexy.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Pogo, you'd better back-order that newest version of Lingo- what it Means in This Century- a Primer for Old Farts you've been meaning to get.
The proper response is to go to one knee and mimic Mozart's(from Milos Forman's Amadeus) standard query: "Will you marry me, Yes or No?" {shrill horse-whinny}
Pogo, you'd better back-order that newest version of Lingo- what it Means in This Century- a Primer for Old Farts you've been meaning to get.
The proper response is to go to one knee and mimic Mozart's(from Milos Forman's Amadeus) standard query: "Will you marry me, Yes or No?" {shrill horse-whinny}
pogo
+1 -0
Well 23-skidoo to you, too.
Well 23-skidoo to you, too.
sje46
+0 -0
How delightfully retro.
How delightfully retro.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Pfah!
Pfah!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Pogo's hot on Daedala X's tail with the sweeping generalisations, it seems.
Pogo's hot on Daedala X's tail with the sweeping generalisations, it seems.
belgand
+0 -0
By all accounts Daedala X's tail would get most of the male Assetbaristas hot.
By all accounts Daedala X's tail would get most of the male Assetbaristas hot.
belgand
+0 -0
Worked for Mae West.
Worked for Mae West.
andrew_
+7 -0
Oh Emily Post is a boring old Bitty!
Oh Emily Post is a boring old Bitty!
dr_strangeglove
+5 -0
*gasp*
Neddy!
*gasp*
Neddy!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
AAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAA!
actualtaunt
+1 -0
You can sing all her poems to "The Yellow rose of Texas"
"I had no time to stop for death
He kindly stopped for me"
You can sing all her poems to "The Yellow rose of Texas"
"I had no time to stop for death
He kindly stopped for me"
irondave
+0 -0
It had escaped my notice that Emily Post wrote poetry.
It had escaped my notice that Emily Post wrote poetry.
em2
+9 -0
Look who's being a Dick enson about names.
Look who's being a Dick enson about names.
em2
+2 -0
ahem. Dick i nson.
ahem. Dick i nson.
actualtaunt
+5 -0
"They love to eat at my house, I'm always so polite,
For when the bowl is pass'd round, we pass it to the right"
"They love to eat at my house, I'm always so polite,
For when the bowl is pass'd round, we pass it to the right"
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Perfect.
Perfect.
belgand
+0 -0
Yes, but it could have been a bit more of a mash-up. Not quite enough about death and loneliness in there.
I never liked Emily Dickinson.
Yes, but it could have been a bit more of a mash-up. Not quite enough about death and loneliness in there.
I never liked Emily Dickinson.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Belgand, why do you hate people that are from history?
Belgand, why do you hate people that are from history?
belgand
+0 -0
It's not being from history it's that there are so many that the odds tend not to favor them.
Tesla was quite the fellow I can assure you. In fact Edison's disgusting campaign to degrade him is part of the reason why I loathe Edison so much (also, it's a fact that Edison was a complete dick). Tesla was also friends with Mark Twain who was also most definitely the man.
It's not being from history it's that there are so many that the odds tend not to favor them.
Tesla was quite the fellow I can assure you. In fact Edison's disgusting campaign to degrade him is part of the reason why I loathe Edison so much (also, it's a fact that Edison was a complete dick). Tesla was also friends with Mark Twain who was also most definitely the man.
falseprophet
+3 -0
Also, the ladies loved him.
Also, the ladies loved him.
tekende
+0 -0
Tesla rules. I am currently reading a biography about him, actually.
Also, that Beaton strip is like the Best Thing Ever.
Tesla rules. I am currently reading a biography about him, actually.
Also, that Beaton strip is like the Best Thing Ever.
sje46
+0 -0
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I like the one about King George being fat and the hunky American president going "Oh dear, I seem to have dropped the Constitution."
I like the one about King George being fat and the hunky American president going "Oh dear, I seem to have dropped the Constitution."
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Don't forget he's the guy who invented a
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Don't forget he's the guy who invented a
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belgand
+0 -0
That would be Grindell Matthews. I have deep and abiding love for him as well and I use an icon of him elsewhere. Seriously, look at this dude.
I also, oddly enough, have the exact same Japanese Col. Sanders pic as an icon. It is crazy synchronicity.
That would be Grindell Matthews. I have deep and abiding love for him as well and I use an icon of him elsewhere. Seriously, look at this dude.
I also, oddly enough, have the exact same Japanese Col. Sanders pic as an icon. It is crazy synchronicity.
wolfensti
+0 -0
But he choosed science over the lady's , if i remeber well?
But he choosed science over the lady's , if i remeber well?
belgand
+0 -0
That is not a good choice to make. I had forgotten about the celibacy. Allow me to put forward the absolutely amazing Richard Feynman. He got all the ladies. He worked on some of the most interesting things of the past century. He was witty and engaging and an excellent lecturer. He owned a customized van that he customized himself... with science.
That is not a good choice to make. I had forgotten about the celibacy. Allow me to put forward the absolutely amazing Richard Feynman. He got all the ladies. He worked on some of the most interesting things of the past century. He was witty and engaging and an excellent lecturer. He owned a customized van that he customized himself... with science.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
We can be pretty certain that Suckin' Dick did Not pay for that van.
I'm a big Feynman fan also. He practically introduced the Mongolian nose-flute singers to this country. Now everyone knows about them.
We can be pretty certain that Suckin' Dick did Not pay for that van.
I'm a big Feynman fan also. He practically introduced the Mongolian nose-flute singers to this country. Now everyone knows about them.
sje46
+0 -0
They are a household name, now.
Dang Mongolian nose-flute cliques all up in my high school.
They are a household name, now.
Dang Mongolian nose-flute cliques all up in my high school.
sje46
+0 -0
Note: I'm not actually in high school.
Note: I'm not actually in high school.
sje46
+0 -0
I feel bad for Alfred Wallace.
I feel bad for Alfred Wallace.
biff
+0 -0
Oh, yes, Mark Twain.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, Mark Twain.
Oh, yes.
belgand
+0 -0
Good enough for Data, good enough for me.
But not cats.
Good enough for Data, good enough for me.
But not cats.
stereo
+0 -0
Turns out the guy who played Data iskinda a massive jerk.
Turns out the guy who played Data is
tekende
+1 -0
Brent Spiner only ever had four important roles. All of them were in some incarnation or another of Star Trek.
Brent Spiner only ever had four important roles. All of them were in some incarnation or another of Star Trek.
belgand
+0 -0
He was also pretty good in Independence Day.
Phenomenon was terrible, but he was in that too.
He was also pretty good in Independence Day.
Phenomenon was terrible, but he was in that too.
tekende
+0 -0
He was in Phenomenon? That's that movie where the dude has like telekinetic powers because of a brain tumor, right? I don't remember Spiner being in that.
He was in Phenomenon? That's that movie where the dude has like telekinetic powers because of a brain tumor, right? I don't remember Spiner being in that.
tekende
+0 -0
He was in Phenomenon? That's that movie where the dude has like telekinetic powers because of a brain tumor, right? I don't remember Spiner being in that.
He was in Phenomenon? That's that movie where the dude has like telekinetic powers because of a brain tumor, right? I don't remember Spiner being in that.
irondave
+0 -0
He's some kind of bureaucrat or researcher who interviews Travolta's character shortly after he attains his crazy powers. He best line is when Travolta is spinning a pencil around without touching it and Spiner makes some comment about how amazing that is and Travolta says something like, "well, it's not, really, I'm made from the same stuff as the pencil." Spiner's character looks at him quizzically and asks "Wood?"
He's some kind of bureaucrat or researcher who interviews Travolta's character shortly after he attains his crazy powers. He best line is when Travolta is spinning a pencil around without touching it and Spiner makes some comment about how amazing that is and Travolta says something like, "well, it's not, really, I'm made from the same stuff as the pencil." Spiner's character looks at him quizzically and asks "Wood?"
belgand
+0 -0
Are you having intercourse with him currently? I seems odd to use his full name though. Not to mention his pen name.
I am deeply confused by this.
Are you having intercourse with him currently? I seems odd to use his full name though. Not to mention his pen name.
I am deeply confused by this.
biff
+0 -0
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
belgand
+0 -0
And I saw, or rather, read whom you did.
And I saw, or rather, read whom you did.
tekende
+1 -0
Also the "Gilligan's Island" theme song.
Also the "Gilligan's Island" theme song.
hoboninja
+0 -0
Where did I hear this before?
Where did I hear this before?
fallow_fields
+0 -0
your avatar is... entrancing. I hereby chubby you for wasting upwards of 5 minutes of my precious, precious time
your avatar is... entrancing. I hereby chubby you for wasting upwards of 5 minutes of my precious, precious time
actualtaunt
+1 -0
I remember well the day I found it" the crisp autumnal air still swirling at my heels, the professor droning on the importance of Kafka... all the world seemed poised for greatness, teetering on some historical precipice.
And there, looming out of the dark, came a small man, a'sliding on his tiny face through the solitude of the networks.
And I knew why fate had brought me there.
I remember well the day I found it" the crisp autumnal air still swirling at my heels, the professor droning on the importance of Kafka... all the world seemed poised for greatness, teetering on some historical precipice.
And there, looming out of the dark, came a small man, a'sliding on his tiny face through the solitude of the networks.
And I knew why fate had brought me there.
nice-on-water
+5 -0
Sir, you have overpaid on your taxes. This is Kandee. Have fun, sir.
Sir, you have overpaid on your taxes. This is Kandee. Have fun, sir.
belgand
+9 -0
I am really glad we authorized that new cabinet-level Department of Good Times.
I am really glad we authorized that new cabinet-level Department of Good Times.
nice-on-water
+12 -0
The Federal Bureau of Yes.
The Federal Bureau of Yes.
belgand
+2 -1
The Federal Sex Bureau
The National Administration for the Endowment of Orgasms
Slutty Mae
The Federal Sex Bureau
The National Administration for the Endowment of Orgasms
Slutty Mae
nice-on-water
+1 -0
No Boner Left Behind. The US PLEASEME Act. The McCain-Feelgood Act. I CAN GO ON.
The Era of Good Feelings would sum up the whole thing, though.
No Boner Left Behind. The US PLEASEME Act. The McCain-Feelgood Act. I CAN GO ON.
The Era of Good Feelings would sum up the whole thing, though.
belgand
+0 -1
The Federal Sex Bureau, at least, was a Futurama reference. It is, last time I checked, on the Approved References list.
I was also worried, briefly, that this would invoke the terrible TV show Good Times. I am glad to see that this has passed without occurring. That is best.
The Federal Sex Bureau, at least, was a Futurama reference. It is, last time I checked, on the Approved References list.
I was also worried, briefly, that this would invoke the terrible TV show Good Times. I am glad to see that this has passed without occurring. That is best.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Well I wanted to Do a Thing.
Well I wanted to Do a Thing.
belgand
+0 -0
Ladies generally dislike being referred to as things unless they are the type who specifically prefer it.
Ladies generally dislike being referred to as things unless they are the type who specifically prefer it.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
WHA-! A JOKE!
WHA-! A JOKE!
belgand
+4 -0
daidai
+4 -0
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
Dammit, Kiefer we TALKED about this!
No mustache!
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
Dammit, Kiefer we TALKED about this!
No mustache!
awko
+0 -0
The shadow on his face makes the moustache appear to be false and wonky.
The shadow on his face makes the moustache appear to be false and wonky.
scorpio_nadir
+2 -0
It is the Anton Chigurh haircut of mustaches.
It is the Anton Chigurh haircut of mustaches.
thestatutoryape
+1 -0
Weird... looks like those pictures of Matt Damon with a mustache.
Weird... looks like those pictures of Matt Damon with a mustache.
hamscout
+0 -0
Agreed...Keifer-on-a-moustache is as gay
as Damon-on-a-moustache.
Agreed...Keifer-on-a-moustache is as gay
as Damon-on-a-moustache.
anomalous3
+0 -0
keifer is a delicious fermented dairy drink....when on a mustache it does look rather like semen
keifer is a delicious fermented dairy drink....when on a mustache it does look rather like semen
achilleselbow
+0 -0
"Delicious" is just about the last word I would attribute to kefir. Also, I never really understood how it's different from buttermilk, but apparently it is.
"Delicious" is just about the last word I would attribute to kefir. Also, I never really understood how it's different from buttermilk, but apparently it is.
tekende
+0 -0
Ray Liotta looks a lot like Joacquin Phoenix, minus the harelip.
Ray Liotta looks a lot like Joacquin Phoenix, minus the harelip.
belgand
+0 -0
Ray Liotta doesn't look like he's 100% on this 69, but Keifer is definitely into it.
Ray Liotta doesn't look like he's 100% on this 69, but Keifer is definitely into it.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Which is odd, considering their characters are pretty much the same bad asses most* of the time.
Which is odd, considering their characters are pretty much the same bad asses most* of the time.
tekende
+0 -0
* ?
* ?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
*some restrictions may apply
aka Ray Liotta as Johnny Depp's dad in that drug movie (Blow) and Kiefer was in some kids movie or something once? I don't know. He was in 1969 as a hippie though.
*some restrictions may apply
aka Ray Liotta as Johnny Depp's dad in that drug movie (Blow) and Kiefer was in some kids movie or something once? I don't know. He was in 1969 as a hippie though.
belgand
+0 -0
Kiefer Sutherland is frequently not a bad ass. He is also much less of a bad ass than his father following the accepted Sheen Principle.
Kiefer Sutherland is frequently not a bad ass. He is also much less of a bad ass than his father following the accepted Sheen Principle.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
I need someone to come up with a Latin word for my irrational fear of Ray Liotta.
I need someone to come up with a Latin word for my irrational fear of Ray Liotta.
belgand
+0 -0
It is not irrational.
It is not irrational.
sje46
+0 -0
I don't know about Latin, but I suppose the Greek would be Liottaphobia.
I don't know about Latin, but I suppose the Greek would be Liottaphobia.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Well that's hardly in accordance with my request, is it now sje?
Well that's hardly in accordance with my request, is it now sje?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
(Just kidding. I should really have worked out that -phobia was a Greek suffix.)
(Just kidding. I should really have worked out that -phobia was a Greek suffix.)
nice-on-water
+0 -0
So is it a fear like how one fears snakes, or is it more like how one fears Christopher Walken, because I lump those two together in the "good actor yet cheesy in a way but if I said it to his face he would end me" category.
So is it a fear like how one fears snakes, or is it more like how one fears Christopher Walken, because I lump those two together in the "good actor yet cheesy in a way but if I said it to his face he would end me" category.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
He would end you even if you didn't say it to his face, Walken would.
He would end your life with his mind.
He would end you even if you didn't say it to his face, Walken would.
He would end your life with his mind.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Or his voice.
"Hey...little mahn...........I-I'm gonna end ya."
Or his voice.
"Hey...little mahn...........I-I'm gonna end ya."
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Too late, he's already locked himself in a dark room and is repeatedly hitting himself in the groin with a Latin textbook. "What the hell were you thinking, sje? Durr, look at me, I'm sje46 and I was Just trying to help! Stupid, stupid, stupid !"
Too late, he's already locked himself in a dark room and is repeatedly hitting himself in the groin with a Latin textbook. "What the hell were you thinking, sje? Durr, look at me, I'm sje46 and I was Just trying to help! Stupid, stupid, stupid !"
sje46
+0 -0
It's funny because it's true!
=)
=/
. .. ..
=(
It's funny because it's true!
=)
=/
. .. ..
=(
nice-on-water
+0 -0
="{
="{
actualtaunt
+4 -0
Alien and submission acts?
The Ejaculation Proclamation?
The Bush Doctrine?
Alien and submission acts?
The Ejaculation Proclamation?
The Bush Doctrine?
catgrl131
+0 -0
YES
YES
magreaux_dogg
+0 -0
Has that "YES" been approved by the Federal Bureau of Yes?
Has that "YES" been approved by the Federal Bureau of Yes?
smilebuddha
+0 -0
Perhaps the "YES" is (Yes Pending)
Perhaps the "YES" is (Yes Pending)
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
INDEED.
INDEED.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It is. I'll go over it with the subcommittee but we're backed up on this bill with all these "si" and "oui" riders; it's all pork.
It is. I'll go over it with the subcommittee but we're backed up on this bill with all these "si" and "oui" riders; it's all pork.
actualtaunt
+3 -0
Mr. Speaker, Representative Nice-on-water is perfectly willing to butcher Yesilation, as long as it doesn't benefit his district.
He has approved Yes funding for for his home city, he pushed through Affirmative actions for his neighborhood, but he continually moves for negative when any other citizens stand to gain.
For the record of this congress, I point out his voting record.
I yield the seat the remainder of my time.
Mr. Speaker, Representative Nice-on-water is perfectly willing to butcher Yesilation, as long as it doesn't benefit his district.
He has approved Yes funding for for his home city, he pushed through Affirmative actions for his neighborhood, but he continually moves for negative when any other citizens stand to gain.
For the record of this congress, I point out his voting record.
I yield the seat the remainder of my time.
nice-on-water
+4 -0
I'd just like to point on to the gentleman from Actualtauntland that I have always stood for the equal but sensible administration of yeses where needed and the cutting of government waste and kick-backs, and anyone with a discerning eye should be able to see where the distinction lies. Would Mr. Taunt have preferred I voted Yes when Rep. Indeed proposed his infamous "Blind Yeses" bill, whereby families making under 50 yeses a year received the same amount of yeses as those making 100 Hell Yeses a year, as do the likes of Mr. Indeed? Through my overhaul of the plan, those under the agreeable line (less than 30 yeses a year) would have received a minimum of 5 Hell Yeses per child while those making over 100 Emphatic Agreements a year received none. Would Rep. Actual taunt also prefer I had voted on the Yes pay raise for this House? Ladies and gentlemen, when I was a child, my father brought home an Apathetic Nod an hour from the Shrug Mill for 30 years of his life. I know what it's like to live, not knowing where your next Sure will come from. My policies have and always will make sure Yeses are distributed fairly and sensibly.
I'd just like to point on to the gentleman from Actualtauntland that I have always stood for the equal but sensible administration of yeses where needed and the cutting of government waste and kick-backs, and anyone with a discerning eye should be able to see where the distinction lies. Would Mr. Taunt have preferred I voted Yes when Rep. Indeed proposed his infamous "Blind Yeses" bill, whereby families making under 50 yeses a year received the same amount of yeses as those making 100 Hell Yeses a year, as do the likes of Mr. Indeed? Through my overhaul of the plan, those under the agreeable line (less than 30 yeses a year) would have received a minimum of 5 Hell Yeses per child while those making over 100 Emphatic Agreements a year received none. Would Rep. Actual taunt also prefer I had voted on the Yes pay raise for this House? Ladies and gentlemen, when I was a child, my father brought home an Apathetic Nod an hour from the Shrug Mill for 30 years of his life. I know what it's like to live, not knowing where your next Sure will come from. My policies have and always will make sure Yeses are distributed fairly and sensibly.
actualtaunt
+1 -0
The Gentleman from Onwater is making generalization for the purpose of muddying the issue. The records not only indicate that I voted against Blind issues all five times it was raised in the last congress-- I'll repeat that, five times -- But that the representative from Onwater initially supported that issue until it became apparent that his home district would profit more from traditional appropriations.
Need I remind this congress that the Honorable Representative from Onwater's father made an apathetic nod only until he bought that Shrug mill and became a Fuckyeah-ionarre? .
The Honorable Representative from Onwater's proposed Yestribution plan has only one flaw, Mr. Speaker: It can suck my balls.
That is all.
The Gentleman from Onwater is making generalization for the purpose of muddying the issue. The records not only indicate that I voted against Blind issues all five times it was raised in the last congress-- I'll repeat that, five times -- But that the representative from Onwater initially supported that issue until it became apparent that his home district would profit more from traditional appropriations.
Need I remind this congress that the Honorable Representative from Onwater's father made an apathetic nod only until he bought that Shrug mill and became a Fuckyeah-ionarre? .
The Honorable Representative from Onwater's proposed Yestribution plan has only one flaw, Mr. Speaker: It can suck my balls.
That is all.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Mr. Taunt. Fuck you.
Mr. Taunt. Fuck you.
actualtaunt
+1 -0
... Vice president Cheney? Why are you at this committee meeting?
... Vice president Cheney? Why are you at this committee meeting?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
See I would've kept it going but you made me into a person I didn't like and I couldn't really accuse you of lying. I know when I'm beat, especially when I can't really construct my own past. :(
A FBY-approved Yes for you. NO CHUBBIES HERE.
See I would've kept it going but you made me into a person I didn't like and I couldn't really accuse you of lying. I know when I'm beat, especially when I can't really construct my own past. :(
A FBY-approved Yes for you. NO CHUBBIES HERE.
actualtaunt
+0 -0
Aw, C'mon Mr. Onwater: That's politics. No one likes themselves and their pasts are a series of mutually accepted lies...
I'm sorry? Bro Grabs?
Aw, C'mon Mr. Onwater: That's politics. No one likes themselves and their pasts are a series of mutually accepted lies...
I'm sorry? Bro Grabs?
actualtaunt
+0 -0
ps, it's funny when politicians speak subtext.
"As the fucker from nebraska clearly cannot see, due to the fact that his head is forcibly inserted into his anus, I will point out to him that his economic stimulus package is matched only in pedantry by the combined mutterings of five Alzheimer's patients, all of whom are hell of puzzled on karkov."
"fuck you, Virginia"
"Again, not to belabor the point, but are you fucking kidding me? You're trying to be VP?"
"Well, gosh. It's all fun and games until Katie Couric goes on the rag"
ps, it's funny when politicians speak subtext.
"As the fucker from nebraska clearly cannot see, due to the fact that his head is forcibly inserted into his anus, I will point out to him that his economic stimulus package is matched only in pedantry by the combined mutterings of five Alzheimer's patients, all of whom are hell of puzzled on karkov."
"fuck you, Virginia"
"Again, not to belabor the point, but are you fucking kidding me? You're trying to be VP?"
"Well, gosh. It's all fun and games until Katie Couric goes on the rag"
belgand
+0 -0
Yes it is. I used to watch a great deal of C-SPAN for fun. One of the best was when the delegate from Guam or such was going on and on about the oppression of their citizens or such and when they pulled out to the wide shot it was obvious nobody even remotely gave a shit because he didn't have a vote.
Yes it is. I used to watch a great deal of C-SPAN for fun. One of the best was when the delegate from Guam or such was going on and on about the oppression of their citizens or such and when they pulled out to the wide shot it was obvious nobody even remotely gave a shit because he didn't have a vote.
belgand
+0 -0
No matter how many yeses are approved it'll likely all get hung up in the bureaucracy of the Department of I'm Too Tired Tonight and Have to Get Up Early Tomorrow Morning. I also doubt it will receive proper FHUTA approval which we can all agree is a necessary part of this legilsation.
No matter how many yeses are approved it'll likely all get hung up in the bureaucracy of the Department of I'm Too Tired Tonight and Have to Get Up Early Tomorrow Morning. I also doubt it will receive proper FHUTA approval which we can all agree is a necessary part of this legilsation.
aaron_haynes
+0 -0
Chubby for McCain-Feelgood.
Chubby for McCain-Feelgood.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
McCain's chubby makes me feel good.
YES.*
*FBY Approved
McCain's chubby makes me feel good.
YES.*
*FBY Approved
actualtaunt
+1 -0
Bob Dole has Chubby envy.
Bob Dole has Chubby envy.
meddle
+0 -0
Fine brown liquor? Come in and meet my friend, Bitters.
Fine brown liquor? Come in and meet my friend, Bitters.
telescreen
+0 -0
Connie does not mind the immediate disappearance of the liquor. He brought it to pre-empt any "cheese salad" talk.
Connie does not mind the immediate disappearance of the liquor. He brought it to pre-empt any "cheese salad" talk.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Oh proclaim on a Sour.
Oh proclaim on a Sour.
quazifuji
+8 -0
Cornelius' "Pfah!" is so emphatic that it gets to be an onomatopoeia despite already being in the speech bubble.
Cornelius' "Pfah!" is so emphatic that it gets to be an onomatopoeia despite already being in the speech bubble.
nice-on-water
+0 -1
I think he's bookending his statement with pfahs. And the second is more under his breath. Also, it's in an open balloon and tucked away in the corner, like something George Herriman or Bill Watterson would do. I approve.
I think he's bookending his statement with pfahs. And the second is more under his breath. Also, it's in an open balloon and tucked away in the corner, like something George Herriman or Bill Watterson would do. I approve.
talbain
+0 -0
The double PFAW is what really cemented this strip for me.
The double PFAW is what really cemented this strip for me.
skiddysmith
+0 -0
AGREE!
AGREE!
skiddysmith
+0 -0
i wish it was in the alt text too though, 3 would have sealed the deal so to speak.
i wish it was in the alt text too though, 3 would have sealed the deal so to speak.
quazifuji
+1 -0
Other men would have underlined their "Pfah" four times as a challenge to Ray's doodles, but Cornelius understands the subtle confidence of a single exclamation point.
Other men would have underlined their "Pfah" four times as a challenge to Ray's doodles, but Cornelius understands the subtle confidence of a single exclamation point.
stereo
+0 -0
T-T-T-Todd is in his hat and he just sneezed! Way to disrespect him.
T-T-T-Todd is in his hat and he just sneezed! Way to disrespect him.
axhoola
+0 -0
I'm not sure which one is right, but I prefer the idea that he only says it once, and that since it's sort of a half-word half-sound it gets to be represented in both appropriate ways.
I'm not sure which one is right, but I prefer the idea that he only says it once, and that since it's sort of a half-word half-sound it gets to be represented in both appropriate ways.
biff
+0 -0
I like to think of it as, the first time he says it on purpose, as a part of his response to Polly. The second one is an almost involuntary exclamation, under his breath, because Ray is just being so inphahntile.
I like to think of it as, the first time he says it on purpose, as a part of his response to Polly. The second one is an almost involuntary exclamation, under his breath, because Ray is just being so inphahntile.
biff
+0 -0
Goddamnit!
It was supposed to be inpfahntile !!
It totally sucks when you are making a joke that relies on the misspelling of a word, and then you misspell the misspelling.
Goddamnit!
Goddamnit!
It was supposed to be inpfahntile !!
It totally sucks when you are making a joke that relies on the misspelling of a word, and then you misspell the misspelling.
Goddamnit!
em2
+0 -0
I know the pheeling.
I know the pheeling.
falseprophet
+0 -0
Yeah, I know what you mean. It is kind of like when you are playing a Japanese video game such as Brave Fencer Musashi or Okami where the dialogue is basically all text, but selective phrases are recorded in the voice tracks.
I'm not gonna stop until everyone thinks Achewood is weeaboo. Then I'll have it all to myself.
Yeah, I know what you mean. It is kind of like when you are playing a Japanese video game such as Brave Fencer Musashi or Okami where the dialogue is basically all text, but selective phrases are recorded in the voice tracks.
I'm not gonna stop until everyone thinks Achewood is weeaboo. Then I'll have it all to myself.
nice-on-water
+2 -0
DID SOMEONE SAY WEEABOO
BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE JUST SAID WEEABOO
DID SOMEONE SAY WEEABOO
BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE JUST SAID WEEABOO
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And I mean it in the original sense, not the dumb 4chan shit or whatever it's "from."
And I mean it in the original sense, not the dumb 4chan shit or whatever it's "from."
hoboninja
+0 -0
I think (hope) it's just from PBF. So, rock on.
I think (hope) it's just from PBF. So, rock on.
sje46
+0 -0
Tis.
Tis.
echidnaboy
+0 -0
Did someone say "Did someone say weeaboo?" 'Cause if I hear another fucker say "Did someone say weeaboo," I'm gonna go fucking INSANE
Did someone say "Did someone say weeaboo?" 'Cause if I hear another fucker say "Did someone say weeaboo," I'm gonna go fucking INSANE
hoboninja
+0 -1
Just stay away from 4chan. Problem solved.
Just stay away from 4chan. Problem solved.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Yet, This phrase is also immortalized into what must be one of the greathest comic of all time.
The Perry bible Fellowship.
Yet, This phrase is also immortalized into what must be one of the greathest comic of all time.
The Perry bible Fellowship.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Greath for tho many reathoth.
Greath for tho many reathoth.
wolfensti
+0 -0
DO not mock me, little man. Butt-Kicking would be applied in good measures
DO not mock me, little man. Butt-Kicking would be applied in good measures
davey-boy
+0 -0
I love this guy! I imagine he sounds like Jeremy Irons.
I love this guy! I imagine he sounds like Jeremy Irons.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
That is good. Measure twice, butt-kick wonthe, dad always thaid.
That is good. Measure twice, butt-kick wonthe, dad always thaid.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Tho true.
Tho true.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE HELL UP YOU SUCK SO MUCH
SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE HELL UP YOU SUCK SO MUCH
nice-on-water
+1 -0
By Frank McCourt.
By Frank McCourt.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Indeed. My dumb friend who is a /b/tard of the highest order sent me some thing and called it weeaboo, then when I sent him the comic he said WUT DEY STOLE DAT FROM 4CHAN. Fucker.
Indeed. My dumb friend who is a /b/tard of the highest order sent me some thing and called it weeaboo, then when I sent him the comic he said WUT DEY STOLE DAT FROM 4CHAN. Fucker.
leefleslovakian
+2 -0
I like that Polly adjusts her hat before going into battle against Ray's game.
I like that Polly adjusts her hat before going into battle against Ray's game.
lateadopter
+0 -0
Polly looks like Little Orphan Annie, of the cold, dead eyes. They were empty circles in the beginning, but it just struck me more in this strip. Must be the hat.
Polly looks like Little Orphan Annie, of the cold, dead eyes. They were empty circles in the beginning, but it just struck me more in this strip. Must be the hat.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
The absence of eyebrows in panel 2 just emphasizes the fact that they are ocular voids.
The absence of eyebrows in panel 2 just emphasizes the fact that they are ocular voids.
belgand
+0 -0
I gaze into them and I see oblivion.
I gaze into them and I see oblivion.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Limpid limping pools of limp noodles.
Limpid limping pools of limp noodles.
baryonyx
+26 -0
actualtaunt
+7 -1
cromar
+0 -0
so totally doing a thing, brah. (am out of chubbies.)
so totally doing a thing, brah. (am out of chubbies.)
theguitarhero
+0 -1
Leonardi Da Vinci just gave a lame.
Leonardi Da Vinci just gave a lame.
actualtaunt
+2 -0
While some critics have posited that the source of Mona Lisa's odd expression lies in being half woman, half da Vinci, others have noticed that that if you look closer you can FUCKING CHRIST I CAN SEE FOREVER!
While some critics have posited that the source of Mona Lisa's odd expression lies in being half woman, half da Vinci, others have noticed that that if you look closer you can FUCKING CHRIST I CAN SEE FOREVER!
choculation
+0 -0
i_love_kate
+0 -0
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
This intelligent commentary brought to you by I Love Kate.
This intelligent commentary brought to you by I Love Kate.
sje46
+0 -0
I wonder if Kate loves you back.
I wonder if Kate loves you back.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
;_;
;_;
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Long lost Kate...in her kingdom by the sea...etc etc
Long lost Kate...in her kingdom by the sea...etc etc
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Oh, I disagree. Orphan Annie had no eyes. Polly's eyes are subtly defined by minute changes in shape, eyebrow position. They are pools of the palest blue shade, hinting at infinite mystery. Kinda like these:
Oh, I disagree. Orphan Annie had no eyes. Polly's eyes are subtly defined by minute changes in shape, eyebrow position. They are pools of the palest blue shade, hinting at infinite mystery. Kinda like these:
eatmorekix
+0 -0
just started watching The Night Porter for a film class...wow.
just started watching The Night Porter for a film class...wow.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
I vaguely recall seeing that some years ago. A bit twisted, no?
I vaguely recall seeing that some years ago. A bit twisted, no?
snidedk
+15 -0
They're empty circles because, like all strippers, Polly is dead on the inside.
There was a time when she had dreams - oh yes - a happier time, a time spent imagining her name on a small yet pleasingly weighty hardback nestled on the shelf at Borders somewhere between Ansel Adams and Steve McCurry. She would live in the city, perhaps New York, in a loft/studio with high, vaulted ceilings and soft, ethereal light shining through the windows, the kind that embraces the curve of a hip or the slope of a cheekbone warmly. She would walk down the street every morning to her local coffee shop, frost dancing around her feet like playful spirits, and order a fancy drink - the kind made with free trade coffee beans and several different kinds of syrup. As she sipped, she would sigh contentedly, a peaceful grin playing across her face.
When that bitter, drunken college professor - the type who was never good enough to stand on his own two legs as an artist, the type filled with jealous rage - took her favorite landscape and, with a voice filled with derision and scorn, cut it to pieces in front of her classmates, she couldn't take it anymore. She found herself unable to frame a shot without hearing the echoing disdain for her sophomoric composition, the mockery of her subject choice a haunting mental chorus. She left school and, in order to pay off student loans, got a job as an "exotic dancer". At first, while she ground her thighs mechanically against degenerates dressed in filmy basketball shorts and smelling of stale beer and desperation, her mind would wander to expensive coffee, dancing snow, and that perfect, ephemeral light, her own personal paradise lost. The pain of what might have been burned at her psyche as if her very soul was on fire, until she locked it away, her dream fading into a distant memory, drowned by the ever-insistent beat of the club's PA system.
That's why her eyes are empty circles.
They're empty circles because, like all strippers, Polly is dead on the inside.
There was a time when she had dreams - oh yes - a happier time, a time spent imagining her name on a small yet pleasingly weighty hardback nestled on the shelf at Borders somewhere between Ansel Adams and Steve McCurry. She would live in the city, perhaps New York, in a loft/studio with high, vaulted ceilings and soft, ethereal light shining through the windows, the kind that embraces the curve of a hip or the slope of a cheekbone warmly. She would walk down the street every morning to her local coffee shop, frost dancing around her feet like playful spirits, and order a fancy drink - the kind made with free trade coffee beans and several different kinds of syrup. As she sipped, she would sigh contentedly, a peaceful grin playing across her face.
When that bitter, drunken college professor - the type who was never good enough to stand on his own two legs as an artist, the type filled with jealous rage - took her favorite landscape and, with a voice filled with derision and scorn, cut it to pieces in front of her classmates, she couldn't take it anymore. She found herself unable to frame a shot without hearing the echoing disdain for her sophomoric composition, the mockery of her subject choice a haunting mental chorus. She left school and, in order to pay off student loans, got a job as an "exotic dancer". At first, while she ground her thighs mechanically against degenerates dressed in filmy basketball shorts and smelling of stale beer and desperation, her mind would wander to expensive coffee, dancing snow, and that perfect, ephemeral light, her own personal paradise lost. The pain of what might have been burned at her psyche as if her very soul was on fire, until she locked it away, her dream fading into a distant memory, drowned by the ever-insistent beat of the club's PA system.
That's why her eyes are empty circles.
wozzeck
+2 -0
I've known plenty of go-go girls who were far from dead inside. Has it occurred to you that the cartoon bear would simply look worse with pupils? That Onstad tried pupils and decided, "Oh my, that won't do at all"?
I've known plenty of go-go girls who were far from dead inside. Has it occurred to you that the cartoon bear would simply look worse with pupils? That Onstad tried pupils and decided, "Oh my, that won't do at all"?
snidedk
+1 -0
Now that's just ridiculous. Where on earth would you get that idea?
Now that's just ridiculous. Where on earth would you get that idea?
sje46
+1 -0
But that is not nearly as interesting a story.
But that is not nearly as interesting a story.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
She doid have Beef-esque eyes when Connie and she reviewed the pornos that he subtitles for, and it did not look good.
She doid have Beef-esque eyes when Connie and she reviewed the pornos that he subtitles for, and it did not look good.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Or did.
Or did.
davey-boy
+1 -0
No, doid!
God, are you even listening?
No, doid!
God, are you even listening?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
No :-( I'm sorry Lil' Jon, I'll listen better next time.
No :-( I'm sorry Lil' Jon, I'll listen better next time.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
FUCK.
FUCK.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Who?
Who?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Fuck doid.
Fuck doid.
spazdor
+0 -0
WHUUUUUT
WHUUUUUT
stereo
+19 -0
If she's blind you're gonna come out of this looking like a super dick.
If she's blind you're gonna come out of this looking like a super dick.
spazdor
+0 -0
This is the best thought I have read all day. Thanks.
This is the best thought I have read all day. Thanks.
bigtom
+0 -0
Super Dick is the worst super hero ever
fact.
Super Dick is the worst super hero ever
fact.
daedala_x
+0 -0
don't forget Ability Man!
don't forget Ability Man!
jumpyroo
+0 -0
Have you seen Orgasmo?
Have you seen Orgasmo?
achilleselbow
+0 -0
What a rude question to ask a Lady.
What a rude question to ask a Lady.
kamet
+0 -0
*cough*
Orgazmo
*cough*
Orgazmo
woodjay
+1 -0
you should check out superdickery.com
you should check out superdickery.com
woodjay
+0 -0
tekende
+0 -0
Wow. That...that actually makes me feel terrible for Jimmy.
You know he went to a lot of trouble to sew that Superman patch onto that robe!
Wow. That...that actually makes me feel terrible for Jimmy.
You know he went to a lot of trouble to sew that Superman patch onto that robe!
lexsenthur
+0 -0
Still, his name isn't "Dad Superman". Jimmy should know this.
Still, his name isn't "Dad Superman". Jimmy should know this.
eatmorekix
+0 -0
this is on a short list of websites that might have infected my computer with a very nasty piece of malware that I am still trying to get rid of. beware.
this is on a short list of websites that might have infected my computer with a very nasty piece of malware that I am still trying to get rid of. beware.
tekende
+0 -0
Also on the list:
icanhascheeseburger.com
redtube.com
Also on the list:
icanhascheeseburger.com
redtube.com
achilleselbow
+0 -0
willshegag.com
(the answer is always yes)
willshegag.com
(the answer is always yes)
eatmorekix
+1 -0
ufoandsex.com
(go. read the text. laugh until you cry. you will not regret it.)
ufoandsex.com
(go. read the text. laugh until you cry. you will not regret it.)
achilleselbow
+0 -0
This deserves far more chubbies. It muft be chubbied!
This deserves far more chubbies. It muft be chubbied!
acc
+2 -0
Several others have empty circles:
Teodor & Lyle
Cornelius (This is one of the only strips where his eyes aren't hidden by glasses.)
Achewood is a website
If it was just Lyle, I could see cold and dead being the intended effect, but T? Cornelius? Not likely.
Several others have empty circles:
Teodor & Lyle
Cornelius (This is one of the only strips where his eyes aren't hidden by glasses.)
Achewood is a website
If it was just Lyle, I could see cold and dead being the intended effect, but T? Cornelius? Not likely.
achilleselbow
+1 -1
Achewood is indeed a website.
Achewood is indeed a website.
biff
+2 -0
That's the example from the BBcode instruction page.
That's the example from the BBcode instruction page.
falseprophet
+0 -0
That is how you know that the dude is still on training wheels.
That is how you know that the dude is still on training wheels.
rowboat
+3 -0
Maybe acc is your Magreaux dog.
Look! He's trying to link!
Oh man that is a bad sign
Maybe acc is your Magreaux dog.
Look! He's trying to link!
Oh man that is a bad sign
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Hey, sneer when he screws one up like all the no-handers here have. "Look, Ma! Perfect BB-code, no Hands!"
CRASH!
OH FUCK!
Hey, sneer when he screws one up like all the no-handers here have. "Look, Ma! Perfect BB-code, no Hands!"
CRASH!
OH FUCK!
rowboat
+0 -0
I've always been so worried that that would happen to me.
I've always been so worried that that would happen to me.
baryonyx
+0 -0
Ray is very very excited .
Ray is very very excited .
farqussus
+0 -0
HE is massively overcompensating in order to prove Beef wrong.
HE is massively overcompensating in order to prove Beef wrong.
davey-boy
+1 -0
I like how Polly is sporting the Hilary Clinton look. Many people attempt and fail to pull that off successfully, most reputably, Hilary Clinton.
I like how Polly is sporting the Hilary Clinton look. Many people attempt and fail to pull that off successfully, most reputably, Hilary Clinton.
belgand
+2 -1
I totally don't get that from her. Not even remotely.
She would also be missing the steely, calculating glint in her eye as she analyzes how best she can turn each situation into an attempt to seize personal power. She has also never spoken in a way that was entirely false and pandering which is basically all Hillary ever does.
I totally don't get that from her. Not even remotely.
She would also be missing the steely, calculating glint in her eye as she analyzes how best she can turn each situation into an attempt to seize personal power. She has also never spoken in a way that was entirely false and pandering which is basically all Hillary ever does.
biff
+0 -0
The image of Hillary Clinton the I will retain forever comes from the Daily Show piece about the State of the Union speech, 2006:
That look is where boners go to die.
The whole clip is funny, of course, but the Hillary Clinton stuff starts at 3:51.
The image of Hillary Clinton the I will retain forever comes from the Daily Show piece about the State of the Union speech, 2006:
That look is where boners go to die.
The whole clip is funny, of course, but the Hillary Clinton stuff starts at 3:51.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Remember this ?
Palin: Reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like "pretty", "attractive", "beautiful"...
Clinton: ..."harpy", "shrew"... "boner-shrinker"
Incidentally, I always found her kind of hot, probably because I have low self-esteem and am helplessly attracted to bitchy-looking women.
Remember this ?
Palin: Reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like "pretty", "attractive", "beautiful"...
Clinton: ..."harpy", "shrew"... "boner-shrinker"
Incidentally, I always found her kind of hot, probably because I have low self-esteem and am helplessly attracted to bitchy-looking women.
biff
+1 -0
I totally would have fucked her while she was the First Lady. She would have been the First Lady I had fucked.
Now, not so much.
I totally would have fucked her while she was the First Lady. She would have been the First Lady I had fucked.
Now, not so much.
belgand
+0 -0
This is why we needed to have voted for Kucinich (among other reasons) we will never get a shot for a totally hot young redhead like that ever again. He didn't even need to win the election, he had already won.
I want to go and train at his feet. He has much to teach me.
This is why we needed to have voted for Kucinich (among other reasons) we will never get a shot for a totally hot young redhead like that ever again. He didn't even need to win the election, he had already won.
I want to go and train at his feet. He has much to teach me.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Campaign slogan- "She Will Shrink the Deficit Like She Shrank YOUR BONER!"
Too soon?
Campaign slogan- "She Will Shrink the Deficit Like She Shrank YOUR BONER!"
Too soon?
tekende
+1 -0
Yeah, I'm sorry, you're going to have to go downtown and hand in your dick.
Yeah, I'm sorry, you're going to have to go downtown and hand in your dick.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
But how will I open jars?
But how will I open jars?
tekende
+0 -0
Wow. It's like...I want to see it? But at the same time, I don't.
Wow. It's like...I want to see it? But at the same time, I don't.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
what are you doing this evening
what are you doing this evening
belgand
+0 -0
Are you calling yourself bitchy-looking?
Are you calling yourself bitchy-looking?
autrepoupee
+2 -0
if the price is right
if the price is right
belgand
+0 -0
Don't forget to spay or neuter your achilleselbow.
Don't forget to spay or neuter your achilleselbow.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
But I don't want to be like that guy in those pictures that daedala posted...
But I don't want to be like that guy in those pictures that daedala posted...
belgand
+0 -0
You don't have a choice any more. Just man down and accept it.
You don't have a choice any more. Just man down and accept it.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
NICE.
NICE.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Sobbing furiously.
Sobbing furiously.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Sorry. I'm going to have to ruin your avatar.
It looks like he's reading something off the inside of his bicep.
Sorry. I'm going to have to ruin your avatar.
It looks like he's reading something off the inside of his bicep.
sje46
+0 -0
He forgot how the story of Lot went.
He forgot how the story of Lot went.
belgand
+0 -0
Sadly Bill did not prefer bitchy-looking women to meaty-looking women.
Sadly Bill did not prefer bitchy-looking women to meaty-looking women.
skiddyfisk
+1 -0
I like how Connie isn't even flustered. "Oh, ray, you card ."
I like how Connie isn't even flustered. "Oh, ray, you card ."
deadpool
+1 -0
Polly is surprisingly cute.
Polly is surprisingly cute.
davey-boy
+0 -0
I am just going to pre-empt a 'furfag' response by redirecting it to the fact that she is looking a lot like Molly, due to her ears not being shown.
I am just going to pre-empt a 'furfag' response by redirecting it to the fact that she is looking a lot like Molly, due to her ears not being shown.
deadpool
+0 -0
Well, naturally I was talking about her character. Not cute as in I find her attractive. She has a cool personality for a fake bear in a webcomic. You know. Just so there were no misunderstandings.
Well, naturally I was talking about her character. Not cute as in I find her attractive. She has a cool personality for a fake bear in a webcomic. You know. Just so there were no misunderstandings.
snidedk
+6 -0
Dude, you're bangin' a fake stuffed bear, but whatever. No cookies for you.
Dude, you're bangin' a fake stuffed bear, but whatever. No cookies for you.
sje46
+0 -0
A comment left by sje46 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by eatmorekix, chivalress, Noah_J, LexSenthur)
A comment left by sje46 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by eatmorekix, chivalress, Noah_J, LexSenthur)
eatmorekix
+3 -1
who are you
who are you
tekende
+0 -0
Man, where is Manflesh these days? I miss his antics
Man, where is Manflesh these days? I miss his antics
rowboat
+0 -0
Alas, there was no more anal play to be acquired.
Alas, there was no more anal play to be acquired.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Immediately
Immediately
belgand
+0 -0
Well, that's the problem really. It was only available incrementally and that did not fit his needs.
Well, that's the problem really. It was only available incrementally and that did not fit his needs.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Tekende, in case you don't remember, Dr. Manflesh brutally spammed Assetbar on the Roast Beef High School photo thread, pretty much causing the creation of the Global Ignore List.
This is why we do not hear from him anymore, because he is not welcome.
Tekende, in case you don't remember, Dr. Manflesh brutally spammed Assetbar on the Roast Beef High School photo thread, pretty much causing the creation of the Global Ignore List.
This is why we do not hear from him anymore, because he is not welcome.
daidai
+0 -0
But did you have a big sexy weekend?
But did you have a big sexy weekend?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I kinda did because it was funny, but then I got sad because I wouldn't be able to read that strip until the dickery was erased.
I kinda did because it was funny, but then I got sad because I wouldn't be able to read that strip until the dickery was erased.
tekende
+0 -0
heh heh. Ah, the good old days.
I removed manflesh from my ignore list, actually. But I suppose that development could have been the final nail in the coffin, so to speak.
heh heh. Ah, the good old days.
I removed manflesh from my ignore list, actually. But I suppose that development could have been the final nail in the coffin, so to speak.
sje46
+0 -0
I love how in TOUAMB that is the example they gave to show that we Assetbaryans are basically rabid /b/tards.
I love how in TOUAMB that is the example they gave to show that we Assetbaryans are basically rabid /b/tards.
stereo
+0 -0
What, they couldn't cite that guy who kept claiming that Onstad was gay and the comic proved it?
What, they couldn't cite that guy who kept claiming that Onstad was gay and the comic proved it?
sje46
+0 -0
Retardo?
Retardo?
achilleselbow
+0 -0
That's because he was most likely on there, as were most of the earlier posters here. In fact, he fits in well with my general impression of them, which is a bunch of obsessive older dudes a la comic book store guy.
That's because he was most likely on there, as were most of the earlier posters here. In fact, he fits in well with my general impression of them, which is a bunch of obsessive older dudes a la comic book store guy.
belgand
+0 -0
You mean, Jeff Albertson?
You mean, Jeff Albertson?
wolfensti
+0 -0
Being a /b/tard is a shame. I consider myself a Dramacrat
Being a /b/tard is a shame. I consider myself a Dramacrat
sje46
+0 -0
ED?
ED?
wolfensti
+0 -0
Mostly yes. Easier to navigate, no camwhoring, no GET.
Mostly yes. Easier to navigate, no camwhoring, no GET.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Just Goatse and the Pain series.
Ah, who am I kidding. That extra frisson of danger made hitting the random page button over and over doubly exciting.
Just Goatse and the Pain series.
Ah, who am I kidding. That extra frisson of danger made hitting the random page button over and over doubly exciting.
sje46
+0 -0
I ran across tubgirl, lemon party and goatse all on one page.
I am no longer innocent.
I ran across tubgirl, lemon party and goatse all on one page.
I am no longer innocent.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Lemon party is definetely the worst. here is not much way to alter it to fit any situation. Goatsee can transition from shock image to olympic logo in mere seconds. Lemon party will always stay old dude doing wrinkly sex.
I feel strangely aroused now
Lemon party is definetely the worst. here is not much way to alter it to fit any situation. Goatsee can transition from shock image to olympic logo in mere seconds. Lemon party will always stay old dude doing wrinkly sex.
I feel strangely aroused now
belgand
+0 -0
You might, however, be interested in what YTMND have determined to be the alternate universe inverse of Lemon Party: Apple Fest
You might, however, be interested in what YTMND have determined to be the alternate universe inverse of Lemon Party: Apple Fest
wolfensti
+0 -0
I will refrain until i am back from work. It's the internet's after all
I will refrain until i am back from work. It's the internet's after all
tekende
+0 -0
That IS interesting.
That IS interesting.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Swap.avi is king of them all.
Swap.avi is king of them all.
sje46
+0 -0
Describe, please.
No pics.
Describe, please.
No pics.
stereo
+0 -0
There are four women and they don't stop at a cup. "Pooping back and forth" is one way to put it.
There are four women and they don't stop at a cup. "Pooping back and forth" is one way to put it.
sje46
+2 -0
))<>((
?
))<>((
?
tekende
+0 -0
What
What
rowboat
+0 -0
I think it is the ever-popular "two asses shitting at one another" emoticon.
I think it is the ever-popular "two asses shitting at one another" emoticon.
tekende
+0 -0
No,I meant stereo's comment. What is he describing, because I clicked that Apple Fest link and I did not see poop anywhere.
No,I meant stereo's comment. What is he describing, because I clicked that Apple Fest link and I did not see poop anywhere.
rowboat
+0 -0
This is life without assetbarista.
This is life without assetbarista.
tekende
+0 -0
I'm using assetbarista.
I'm using assetbarista.
rowboat
+0 -0
I'm not.
I'm not.
sje46
+0 -0
You should.
You should.
rowboat
+0 -0
Most of the time I spend here is from my computer at work and I can't do....things to that one. But I could do it to this one. How do you do it?
Most of the time I spend here is from my computer at work and I can't do....things to that one. But I could do it to this one. How do you do it?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
First you take your computer out on a very nice dinner date.
First you take your computer out on a very nice dinner date.
sje46
+0 -0
[urlhttps://www.brianp.net/achewood/assetbarista.html[/url]
You have to have greasemonkey installed though.
https://www.greasespot.net/
[urlhttps://www.brianp.net/achewood/assetbarista.html[/url]
You have to have greasemonkey installed though.
https://www.greasespot.net/
stereo
+0 -0
@ tekende: I thought he asked what swap.avi was.
@ tekende: I thought he asked what swap.avi was.
tekende
+0 -0
Oh. Okay then.
Oh. Okay then.
belgand
+0 -0
Goatse.cx: A man has distended his anus more than most people would think. He is gripping it and proudly showing us all.
Tubgirl:1 girl, no need for a cup. She does this while in a bathtub as there would likely be a significant mess.
Lemon party: Three elderly men express their sexual love for each other.
Apple fest: Three young, conventionally attractive women express their sexual love for one another.
Goatse.cx: A man has distended his anus more than most people would think. He is gripping it and proudly showing us all.
Tubgirl:1 girl, no need for a cup. She does this while in a bathtub as there would likely be a significant mess.
Lemon party: Three elderly men express their sexual love for each other.
Apple fest: Three young, conventionally attractive women express their sexual love for one another.
rowboat
+0 -0
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things does not belong.
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things does not belong.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Let me get that one guys...
...
...
...
Chess?
Let me get that one guys...
...
...
...
Chess?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I HAD to ignore him, FF kept freezing there was no way.
I HAD to ignore him, FF kept freezing there was no way.
wolfensti
+0 -0
But, said bear is on a Website ? Does that count ?
But, said bear is on a Website ? Does that count ?
davey-boy
+0 -0
Read you loud and clear, good buddy. Just steering away from inevitable disaster.
Read you loud and clear, good buddy. Just steering away from inevitable disaster.
sje46
+0 -0
Would it be wrong to find a bear cute?
Animals are cute, you know.
Would it be wrong to find a bear cute?
Animals are cute, you know.
eatmorekix
+0 -0
i love bears
i love bears
eatmorekix
+0 -0
oh, brasuckers
oh, brasuckers
davey-boy
+0 -0
A shame really. Try getting a photobucket account to upload these things on. This ensures that they stay visble in the face of traffic, and lets you name the url so any plus signs don't happen.
Bears are great, though.
A shame really. Try getting a photobucket account to upload these things on. This ensures that they stay visble in the face of traffic, and lets you name the url so any plus signs don't happen.
Bears are great, though.
owlings
+2 -0
The telltale rustle of Connie's suit suggests that he is raw silk, a bold statement for a man his age. His hat, too, speaks of a Cornelius Rejuvenated, led to the fountain of youth by the swan song of a well-hatted lover.
The telltale rustle of Connie's suit suggests that he is raw silk, a bold statement for a man his age. His hat, too, speaks of a Cornelius Rejuvenated, led to the fountain of youth by the swan song of a well-hatted lover.
belgand
+1 -0
He is out-of-doors so he is wearing a hat. The possibility of doing otherwise is absurd.
He is out-of-doors so he is wearing a hat. The possibility of doing otherwise is absurd.
owlings
+0 -0
It is not that he is WEARING a hat that I was commenting on, but the caliber of the hat in question, especially the presence of the demure feather. I apologize, next time I must be more specific.
It is not that he is WEARING a hat that I was commenting on, but the caliber of the hat in question, especially the presence of the demure feather. I apologize, next time I must be more specific.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
No need to apologize. Belgand's been cranky all evening. He's trashed half of Western civilization, and the night's young.
I myself had close to that same hat in high school, feather and all. It might have been a peacock eye. I thought I looked a dork in it, tho.
Now I'm wishing I still had it, and I've not thought of the damned thing in decades.
No need to apologize. Belgand's been cranky all evening. He's trashed half of Western civilization, and the night's young.
I myself had close to that same hat in high school, feather and all. It might have been a peacock eye. I thought I looked a dork in it, tho.
Now I'm wishing I still had it, and I've not thought of the damned thing in decades.
biff
+0 -0
I still have a fine Stetson fedora. It had a feather in the band when I bought it. But I didn't like the way it looked, so I took it out before I wore the hat out or the shop.
I don't wear it too much lately, though. I am rather tall, and I need a car with a lot of head room so I can wear it when I drive. And the last three cars I have owned have had sunroofs, which take away just enough head room that I can't wear my hat while I drive.
And it's just not the same if I have to take the hat off while I am in the car. Not the same at all.
The hat stares at me accusingly when I go into the closet. It is quite disconcerting.
Especially since it is a size 7 7/8. It is fucking huge.
I still have a fine Stetson fedora. It had a feather in the band when I bought it. But I didn't like the way it looked, so I took it out before I wore the hat out or the shop.
I don't wear it too much lately, though. I am rather tall, and I need a car with a lot of head room so I can wear it when I drive. And the last three cars I have owned have had sunroofs, which take away just enough head room that I can't wear my hat while I drive.
And it's just not the same if I have to take the hat off while I am in the car. Not the same at all.
The hat stares at me accusingly when I go into the closet. It is quite disconcerting.
Especially since it is a size 7 7/8. It is fucking huge.
davey-boy
+0 -0
That is very interesting, but to bring up something completely unrelated, I just realized that your avicon is not some manner of obscure fungus as I had previously assumed.
That is very interesting, but to bring up something completely unrelated, I just realized that your avicon is not some manner of obscure fungus as I had previously assumed.
biff
+0 -0
Auto-colonoscopy.
Saves time and money.
Auto-colonoscopy.
Saves time and money.
hamscout
+0 -0
biff, I believe the brimmed hat I got in high school started as an 8, and then they had to stretch it on the steamer to fit my gigantic oh god my wife will never agree to children how will my namesake live on?
biff, I believe the brimmed hat I got in high school started as an 8, and then they had to stretch it on the steamer to fit my gigantic oh god my wife will never agree to children how will my namesake live on?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Have you considered skull-reduction surgery? Or perhaps the less traumatic cranial-banding?
Have you considered skull-reduction surgery? Or perhaps the less traumatic cranial-banding?
tekende
+0 -0
This presents me with an amusing mental image of you being so tall you have to drive with your head sticking out the sunroof.
This presents me with an amusing mental image of you being so tall you have to drive with your head sticking out the sunroof.
achilleselbow
+7 -0
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?
kickstart
+0 -0
Professor Frink, Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think
He likes to run and then the thing with the....person
Professor Frink, Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think
He likes to run and then the thing with the....person
belgand
+0 -0
That monkey's gonna pay.
That monkey's gonna pay.
sje46
+0 -0
I call them steamed hams.
I call them steamed hams.
sje46
+0 -0
Nothing to do with your comment except it's crom the same episode.
Nothing to do with your comment except it's crom the same episode.
belgand
+0 -0
My mother grew up in and my grandmother still lives in Upstate New York. The Herkimer region though so I likely wouldn't be familiar with either Utica or Albany expressions.
My mother grew up in and my grandmother still lives in Upstate New York. The Herkimer region though so I likely wouldn't be familiar with either Utica or Albany expressions.
sje46
+0 -0
I love that show. I love that episode too. The Pulp Fiction one, right?
I have to watch every episode again.
I love that show. I love that episode too. The Pulp Fiction one, right?
I have to watch every episode again.
sje46
+0 -0
And yes. I understand you understand the reference.
And yes. I understand you understand the reference.
belgand
+0 -0
I am an obsessive fan. There are few references I will not get.
I am an obsessive fan. There are few references I will not get.
kickstart
+0 -0
I dream of the day when Simpsons quotes are used as currency. And they will be exchanged for goods and services.
I dream of the day when Simpsons quotes are used as currency. And they will be exchanged for goods and services.
belgand
+0 -0
This will buy many peanuts!
[/metareference]
This will buy many peanuts!
[/metareference]
sje46
+0 -0
I've watched every episode up to maybe three seasons ago.
I've watched every episode up to maybe three seasons ago.
belgand
+0 -0
I can't bring myself to stop. Sometimes there are occasional nuggets of joy. The idea that the clerks at the beanbag repair shop keep shouting in Hebrew on their cell phones really perfectly sells the image of the shop to me. It is exactly as it should be.
Also endorsing a farm subsidy check for ungrown crops. It made me wonder where Swartzwelder was with that one. After watching King Corn, however, I learned that that is no longer the process. We actually encourage overproduction now. Some people seem to think that going back to paying not to grow would be better.
I can't bring myself to stop. Sometimes there are occasional nuggets of joy. The idea that the clerks at the beanbag repair shop keep shouting in Hebrew on their cell phones really perfectly sells the image of the shop to me. It is exactly as it should be.
Also endorsing a farm subsidy check for ungrown crops. It made me wonder where Swartzwelder was with that one. After watching King Corn, however, I learned that that is no longer the process. We actually encourage overproduction now. Some people seem to think that going back to paying not to grow would be better.
sje46
+0 -0
Are you talking about the more current episodes here? Because I told you I haven't seen them.
Are you talking about the more current episodes here? Because I told you I haven't seen them.
biff
+0 -0
I have had two different cars that I could drive with my butt still on the seat, looking out the sunroof.
I have had two different cars that I could drive with my butt still on the seat, looking out the sunroof.
davey-boy
+0 -0
This statement is all the more remarkable because one of them is an Escalade.
Not my place to critique your choice in conspicuous consumption, but hey! Ain't that something?
This statement is all the more remarkable because one of them is an Escalade.
Not my place to critique your choice in conspicuous consumption, but hey! Ain't that something?
biff
+0 -0
What the fuck?
Escalade?
Escalade???
What? The? Fuck?
What the fuck?
Escalade?
Escalade???
What? The? Fuck?
davey-boy
+0 -1
The Cadillac of automobiles.
Aw yeah.
The Cadillac of automobiles.
Aw yeah.
biff
+1 -0
Perhaps you misunderstood my What the fuck?
It was not, "What the fuck is an Escalade."
I have, for quite some time, know what an Escalade is. It is an obscene, gas-guzzling, road hog of a vehicle, almost exclusively driven by people who are totally incompetent to drive any car, much less a car as over-large and overpowered as an Escalade.
It was, "What the fuck? You insult me with the idea that I would ever drive an Escalade."
It was, "What the fuck? Why would you ever think I would own a car with the fuel economy of an oil fire, a car that handles like a Best Western?"
Perhaps you misunderstood my What the fuck?
It was not, "What the fuck is an Escalade."
I have, for quite some time, know what an Escalade is. It is an obscene, gas-guzzling, road hog of a vehicle, almost exclusively driven by people who are totally incompetent to drive any car, much less a car as over-large and overpowered as an Escalade.
It was, "What the fuck? You insult me with the idea that I would ever drive an Escalade."
It was, "What the fuck? Why would you ever think I would own a car with the fuel economy of an oil fire, a car that handles like a Best Western?"
davey-boy
+0 -0
Mainly because I thought it might be funny to imagine you so very large enough to drive around in one with your head poking out the sun roof.
Mainly because I thought it might be funny to imagine you so very large enough to drive around in one with your head poking out the sun roof.
biff
+0 -0
Kind of like Shaquille O'Neal, in that one commercial where he is in a convertible Camaro and the roof closes and his head pokes through? I could actually almost do that with a Corvette.
Kind of like Shaquille O'Neal, in that one commercial where he is in a convertible Camaro and the roof closes and his head pokes through? I could actually almost do that with a Corvette.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Who else wishes Onstad would update the damn story arc box already?
Who else wishes Onstad would update the damn story arc box already?
theguitarhero
+2 -0
PFAH!
PFAH!
belgand
+0 -0
He basically never does that. I'm amazed we even have as much in there as we do. I basically regard it as useless.
He basically never does that. I'm amazed we even have as much in there as we do. I basically regard it as useless.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
Honestly, whenever I go back and read a given arc I just keep reading and end up disappointed, again, when I reach the current strip and there is no more. :(
Honestly, whenever I go back and read a given arc I just keep reading and end up disappointed, again, when I reach the current strip and there is no more. :(
shev217
+2 -0
The worst thing about the present is that the future hasn't happened yet.
The worst thing about the present is that the future hasn't happened yet.
wozzeck
+1 -0
Many a Jew of the 1920's would disagree... had the future not happened to them.
Stop temporal drift now!
Many a Jew of the 1920's would disagree... had the future not happened to them.
Stop temporal drift now!
maximus
+0 -0
langsam, Wozzeck, langsam!
langsam, Wozzeck, langsam!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Be careful what you wish for. Would you like him to kill off Cornelius so that Ray and Polly end up an item?
Knowing that Cornelius' demise was On Your Hands ?
WOULD YOU?
Be careful what you wish for. Would you like him to kill off Cornelius so that Ray and Polly end up an item?
Knowing that Cornelius' demise was On Your Hands ?
WOULD YOU?
nice-on-water
+1 -0
That is not at all what I meant. That is not it at all.
That is not at all what I meant. That is not it at all.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
That's comforting knowledge.
That's comforting knowledge.
chivalress
+0 -0
Chubbied for Prufrock.
Chubbied for Prufrock.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Ok here's the deal: I know Prufrock, I actually love Eliot as a whole, minus the stuff in Hebrew and Greek and Latin, and Prufrock is one of my favorite poems. BUT I wrote that referencing Pictures for Sad Children. I'm so sorry. I'll throw in another reference for you to make it better.
I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
BAM
Ok here's the deal: I know Prufrock, I actually love Eliot as a whole, minus the stuff in Hebrew and Greek and Latin, and Prufrock is one of my favorite poems. BUT I wrote that referencing Pictures for Sad Children. I'm so sorry. I'll throw in another reference for you to make it better.
I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
BAM
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I just realized, John Campbell of PfSC quotes Eliot a few times. Shyah:
This in the alt text
And this one more plainly
New found respect for a comic I already respected! Discuss.
I just realized, John Campbell of PfSC quotes Eliot a few times. Shyah:
This in the alt text
And this one more plainly
New found respect for a comic I already respected! Discuss.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
NEWS BULLETIN:
This entire story arc is based on Prufrock
Starting here
Take a gander. I'm ashamed I never picked up on this.
FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT
NEWS BULLETIN:
This entire story arc is based on Prufrock
Starting here
Take a gander. I'm ashamed I never picked up on this.
FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT
wolfensti
+0 -0
Looking forward to it, Mr Good Man
Looking forward to it, Mr Good Man
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I think I'm done now though.
I think I'm done now though.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Now i can understand hot it feels to be killed humanly by being by being shooted obscenities.
Now i can understand hot it feels to be killed humanly by being by being shooted obscenities.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Shooted? Shot. Shouted?
KISS MY ASS
Shooted? Shot. Shouted?
KISS MY ASS
wolfensti
+0 -0
SIlly grammar nazi, your don't even possess a butt.
SIlly grammar nazi, your don't even possess a butt.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
That's not grammar, that's just using the right word and changing the entire meaning of the sentence.
That's not grammar, that's just using the right word and changing the entire meaning of the sentence.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Well, i'm sorry now. Satisfied ?
Well, i'm sorry now. Satisfied ?
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Of course he has a butt.
Time to see a grammar nazi ass!
Of course he has a butt.
Time to see a grammar nazi ass!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
FUCK!
FUCK!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
I despise Eliot for a pretentious twiddler.
Or twaddler. I ne'er can re'ember.
Perhaps piddler.
I despise Eliot for a pretentious twiddler.
Or twaddler. I ne'er can re'ember.
Perhaps piddler.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Pidder panter would be the work of a piddler, twiddler, or twaddler so take your pick if that fits. I have enjoyed him since I was helped along stanza by stanza by my teacher in 9th grade with "The Hollow Men." "Prufrock" is my favorite as of now though.
Pidder panter would be the work of a piddler, twiddler, or twaddler so take your pick if that fits. I have enjoyed him since I was helped along stanza by stanza by my teacher in 9th grade with "The Hollow Men." "Prufrock" is my favorite as of now though.
spinynorman
+0 -0
I remember being bored in my English class and flipping through my textbook. It was my sophomore year. I read the Hollow Men.
I have never been struck by lightning, but I expect the two experiences are similar.
I remember being bored in my English class and flipping through my textbook. It was my sophomore year. I read the Hollow Men.
I have never been struck by lightning, but I expect the two experiences are similar.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I did the same thing in my "Creative Writing" class in 10th grade a.k.a. incredibly regimented and only the teacher can tell you what's good class, and discovered Pablo Neruda ("The Word"). Not quite like being struck by lightning; more like putting your tongue on a 9 volt.
I did the same thing in my "Creative Writing" class in 10th grade a.k.a. incredibly regimented and only the teacher can tell you what's good class, and discovered Pablo Neruda ("The Word"). Not quite like being struck by lightning; more like putting your tongue on a 9 volt.
stereo
+0 -0
If I had to choose licking a 9 volt or reading Pablo Neruda (I have done neither) which would you recommend first?
If I had to choose licking a 9 volt or reading Pablo Neruda (I have done neither) which would you recommend first?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I would say learn Spanish first because it's better in Spanish, then read Pablo Neruda. It's actually more like licking, say, 10 9 volts. Lick a 90 volt battery. Or do both, I don't care. My point is he's good but it's not a religious experience to read him.
I would say learn Spanish first because it's better in Spanish, then read Pablo Neruda. It's actually more like licking, say, 10 9 volts. Lick a 90 volt battery. Or do both, I don't care. My point is he's good but it's not a religious experience to read him.
stereo
+0 -0
What if I learn Spanish at the same time as I read it? I don't really need to be able to speak the language, just understand.
What if I learn Spanish at the same time as I read it? I don't really need to be able to speak the language, just understand.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Sure, it's just I've seen translations ruin a good poem. If you try to literally translate some of his work, it goes from sensual to forced. Then in others, the translator gets creative and makes it his own horrible aberration.
Sure, it's just I've seen translations ruin a good poem. If you try to literally translate some of his work, it goes from sensual to forced. Then in others, the translator gets creative and makes it his own horrible aberration.
sje46
+0 -0
REally? How?
Maybe I shouldn't talk. All I remember is the line that goes Quote:
Into the room the women come and go
talking about michelangelo
Or something.
REally? How?
Maybe I shouldn't talk. All I remember is the line that goes Quote:
Into the room the women come and go
talking about michelangelo
Or something.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I put the arc up thar, and here's a link to the poem right har:
Poetry for sad children
I put the arc up thar, and here's a link to the poem right har:
Poetry for sad children
baryonyx
+0 -0
And how should I presume?
I remember being taught Eliot by my 10th grade English teacher who believed that dinosaurs were a hoax, referred to her eighteen-month-old son as an ogre, had us memorize Smashing Pumpkins lyrics, and claimed to have Mad Cow disease.
All the best English teachers are insane.
And how should I presume?
I remember being taught Eliot by my 10th grade English teacher who believed that dinosaurs were a hoax, referred to her eighteen-month-old son as an ogre, had us memorize Smashing Pumpkins lyrics, and claimed to have Mad Cow disease.
All the best English teachers are insane.
sje46
+0 -0
I had an insane English teacher who finally snapped, yelled at us, and quit. She was dyslexic too.
We did not like her that much.
One of us tried to kill her replacement, too.
I had an insane English teacher who finally snapped, yelled at us, and quit. She was dyslexic too.
We did not like her that much.
One of us tried to kill her replacement, too.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
The same one that introduced me to Eliot threatened to light a kid's "entire body on fire" for dropping a candy wrapper right outside the classroom door as he walked in. He wasn't crazy or imbalanced, he was just cynical and awesome.
The same one that introduced me to Eliot threatened to light a kid's "entire body on fire" for dropping a candy wrapper right outside the classroom door as he walked in. He wasn't crazy or imbalanced, he was just cynical and awesome.
higuma
+2 -1
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higuma
+3 -0
In the Post a Comment box my ASCII boobs were as full and robust as ripe casabas, but once posted they were transformed into old lady tube-sock boobs. Pfah.
In the Post a Comment box my ASCII boobs were as full and robust as ripe casabas, but once posted they were transformed into old lady tube-sock boobs. Pfah.
stereo
+1 -0
Assetbar gave you a free breast reduction!
Assetbar gave you a free breast reduction!
quazifuji
+0 -0
Now they look kind of like eyes, with the underlines being a giant, thick-lipped mouth.
Alternatively, it is a deli sandwich with an with two toothpicks with olives on them (toothpicks now picture), or a slice of cake with decorative icing.
Actually, they might have looked like eyes even if the spacing had turned out correctly. ASCII can be ambiguous somethings. This may also be an argument against the underlining of boobs.
Now they look kind of like eyes, with the underlines being a giant, thick-lipped mouth.
Alternatively, it is a deli sandwich with an with two toothpicks with olives on them (toothpicks now picture), or a slice of cake with decorative icing.
Actually, they might have looked like eyes even if the spacing had turned out correctly. ASCII can be ambiguous somethings. This may also be an argument against the underlining of boobs.
sje46
+0 -0
This could be the next Rorshach test.
I don't care enough to find out how it is spelled.
This could be the next Rorshach test.
I don't care enough to find out how it is spelled.
biff
+0 -0
That's pretty close.
Yes, I had to look it up. I would have spelled it the same way sje46 spelled it.
That's pretty close.
Yes, I had to look it up. I would have spelled it the same way sje46 spelled it.
sje46
+0 -0
That was close.
I'm still struggling with Nietzsche too.
That was close.
I'm still struggling with Nietzsche too.
sje46
+0 -0
Whoa. I got it.
Whoa. I got it.
biff
+0 -0
Lots of people struggle with Neecher.
And not just with his name.
Lots of people struggle with Neecher.
And not just with his name.
belgand
+0 -0
He was an accomplished wrestler, but not anywhere near the equal of Plato in that regard.
He was an accomplished wrestler, but not anywhere near the equal of Plato in that regard.
biff
+0 -0
Plato fucking cheated.
I refuse to enter any discussions regarding Plato's wrestling prowess.
Now, Kant, there was a wrestler .
Plato fucking cheated.
I refuse to enter any discussions regarding Plato's wrestling prowess.
Now, Kant, there was a wrestler .
belgand
+0 -0
Get Ayn Rand pissed enough and I bet she could bring some serious hurt. So long as it was within her self-interest to do so.
Get Ayn Rand pissed enough and I bet she could bring some serious hurt. So long as it was within her self-interest to do so.
achilleselbow
+3 -0
Ayn Rand would probably claim that all the other wrestlers were doing it wrong and that she was the world's greatest expert on wrestling, despite never having gone to a single gym. Then she'd gather a bunch of muddle-headed acolytes and they would start their own gyms with important-sounding names, where they would gather to slap-fight while thinking that they were actually wrestling.
Ayn Rand would probably claim that all the other wrestlers were doing it wrong and that she was the world's greatest expert on wrestling, despite never having gone to a single gym. Then she'd gather a bunch of muddle-headed acolytes and they would start their own gyms with important-sounding names, where they would gather to slap-fight while thinking that they were actually wrestling.
belgand
+0 -0
It is entirely within my interests to instruct you to fuck yourself right now.
Rand herself, however, I don't think anyone will defend that she didn't have some amazingly serious problems and was largely a hypocrite of her own beliefs. She often took them to places where they no longer worked and were never intended in the first place.
It is entirely within my interests to instruct you to fuck yourself right now.
Rand herself, however, I don't think anyone will defend that she didn't have some amazingly serious problems and was largely a hypocrite of her own beliefs. She often took them to places where they no longer worked and were never intended in the first place.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Yea, I suspected you were an Objectivist given your hatred of Kant. I'll give you a pass on it because unfortunately a lot of intelligent people who would otherwise be pretty good at philosophy but choose different career paths fall prey to her shit because it consists of cool and dramatic-sounding ultimatums, and it also helps people feel smugly superior to the shallow liberalism that is the norm on college campuses. I was enthralled with Anthem in eighth grade, but fortunately discovered Nietzsche shortly after, and I haven't looked back.
Yea, I suspected you were an Objectivist given your hatred of Kant. I'll give you a pass on it because unfortunately a lot of intelligent people who would otherwise be pretty good at philosophy but choose different career paths fall prey to her shit because it consists of cool and dramatic-sounding ultimatums, and it also helps people feel smugly superior to the shallow liberalism that is the norm on college campuses. I was enthralled with Anthem in eighth grade, but fortunately discovered Nietzsche shortly after, and I haven't looked back.
belgand
+0 -0
Nah, I'm more of a small-l libertarian. Which isn't entirely a philosophical , but it's close enough without getting into a Thing. I had my Rand phase in high school, but even then I was picking apart the better bits and realizing that there were serious flaws in various other parts. I just don't subscribe to the wholesale dismissal that seems to be so popular these days. If anything go after the weird neo-con pricks who took over most of Objectivism.
Nietzsche is definitely the much better place to go for solid individualist philosophy, but again some people take it way too far and end up in crazytown.
Nah, I'm more of a small-l libertarian. Which isn't entirely a philosophical , but it's close enough without getting into a Thing. I had my Rand phase in high school, but even then I was picking apart the better bits and realizing that there were serious flaws in various other parts. I just don't subscribe to the wholesale dismissal that seems to be so popular these days. If anything go after the weird neo-con pricks who took over most of Objectivism.
Nietzsche is definitely the much better place to go for solid individualist philosophy, but again some people take it way too far and end up in crazytown.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Like Nietzsche, you mean?
Like Nietzsche, you mean?
stereo
+0 -0
He accidentally looked into the insanitarium and was never the same.
He accidentally looked into the insanitarium and was never the same.
sje46
+0 -0
Kant never cheats because if everybody cheated there would be no game in the first place.
Kant never cheats because if everybody cheated there would be no game in the first place.
stereo
+0 -0
He carefully hides 3 of the rules from all his opponents though. If they knew those rules they would go mad. In a bad way.
He carefully hides 3 of the rules from all his opponents though. If they knew those rules they would go mad. In a bad way.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
I have 2 full sets of Rorschach cards.
Anyone up for a game of Rorschach Texas Holdem?
I have 2 full sets of Rorschach cards.
Anyone up for a game of Rorschach Texas Holdem?
spazdor
+1 -0
Best way to do it is to use a Y for the cleavage.
(.Y.) see?
Best way to do it is to use a Y for the cleavage.
(.Y.) see?
daedala_x
+1 -0
oh man.. that's just.. but it's so small.. but still... chubby
oh man.. that's just.. but it's so small.. but still... chubby
pogo
+0 -0
It's nice when they're so big they touch.
It's nice when they're so big they touch.
kickstart
+0 -0
Sometimes when they touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes
And motorboat someone
Sometimes when they touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes
And motorboat someone
belgand
+0 -0
Not always. I much prefer perky to flabby. Too often large breasts are soft and formless and seem prone to sagging. I'd much rather have a decently-sized breast than a large one. A nice pert handful that can at least aspire to support itself a little bit and doesn't require a bra to be forced into a pleasing shape.
Not always. I much prefer perky to flabby. Too often large breasts are soft and formless and seem prone to sagging. I'd much rather have a decently-sized breast than a large one. A nice pert handful that can at least aspire to support itself a little bit and doesn't require a bra to be forced into a pleasing shape.
saulbellow
+1 -0
You can take them for a ride in the spaceship you'll never have either
You can take them for a ride in the spaceship you'll never have either
pogo
+0 -0
Oh of course, I'm not talking about a long-term commitment with touching breasts, but to enjoy going face down in true cleavage is an experience I shan't forget.
Oh of course, I'm not talking about a long-term commitment with touching breasts, but to enjoy going face down in true cleavage is an experience I shan't forget.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
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featurelessvoid
+0 -0
That golf club looked a lot better in the Post a Comment box.
That golf club looked a lot better in the Post a Comment box.
sje46
+0 -0
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sje46
+8 -0
Dang. That Mona Lisa looked so much better before I posted. Luckily I took a screenshot.
Dang. That Mona Lisa looked so much better before I posted. Luckily I took a screenshot.
hoboninja
+0 -0
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
lexsenthur
+1 -0
Bull shot
Bull shot
falseprophet
+1 -0
"Luckily?"
There was no luck involved.
You saw an action that needed to be taken, and you took it.
Nothing less will let your name echo in the great mead hall of Valhalla.
Look upon your kitsch and rejoice .
"Luckily?"
There was no luck involved.
You saw an action that needed to be taken, and you took it.
Nothing less will let your name echo in the great mead hall of Valhalla.
Look upon your kitsch and rejoice .
daidai
+0 -0
Quiche ruins lives.
Quiche ruins lives.
tekende
+0 -0
Quiche her? I hardly know her!
Quiche her? I hardly know her!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Stop that.
Stop that.
sje46
+0 -0
Stop her? I hardly know her!
Stop her? I hardly know her!
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Know her? I hardly know her!
biblically .
Know her? I hardly know her!
biblically .
tekende
+0 -0
heh heh heh heh.
heh heh heh heh.
doctorbeene
+1 -0
Hello Mr. Smuckles,
It has come to our attention that you have overpaid on your taxes. Please accept only the finest bottle of brown liquor as payment.
Sincerely,
The Government
Hello Mr. Smuckles,
It has come to our attention that you have overpaid on your taxes. Please accept only the finest bottle of brown liquor as payment.
Sincerely,
The Government
daidai
+0 -0
P.S: Here is a complimentary beautiful lady. Do not stare into her eyes -- she is very sensitive about her soulless lack of pupils.
P.S: Here is a complimentary beautiful lady. Do not stare into her eyes -- she is very sensitive about her soulless lack of pupils.
tbtabby
+0 -0
Her name is Polly...which rhymes with Molly. Am I reading too much into this?
Her name is Polly...which rhymes with Molly. Am I reading too much into this?
daidai
+0 -0
Somewhere, M. Night Shayamalan is cackling wildly.
THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON
Somewhere, M. Night Shayamalan is cackling wildly.
THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Somewhere, no one cares what M. Night Shyamalan says or does.
He is-
-alone with his wild cackles.
Somewhere, no one cares what M. Night Shyamalan says or does.
He is-
-alone with his wild cackles.
sje46
+0 -0
Please do not make fun of the mentally disabled. Wesley Wallace was a wonderful painter, yes he was.
Please do not make fun of the mentally disabled. Wesley Wallace was a wonderful painter, yes he was.
rowboat
+0 -0
*Willis*
[ghost headbutt for you]
*Willis*
[ghost headbutt for you]
doctorbeene
+0 -0
maybe?
we may never know...
maybe?
we may never know...
royalewihcheese
+0 -0
Does . . . does Cornelius not know that Ray is no longer a breast man?
They need to communicate more. A good friendship always benefits from communication.
Especially about asses.
Does . . . does Cornelius not know that Ray is no longer a breast man?
They need to communicate more. A good friendship always benefits from communication.
Especially about asses.
tekende
+0 -0
What?
Ray is a breast man. He renounced his ass man status some time back, remember?
What?
Ray is a breast man. He renounced his ass man status some time back, remember?
spazdor
+0 -0
THAT.... IS... A HOMEBOY!!!
THAT.... IS... A HOMEBOY!!!
cthulhu235
+1 -0
Cornelius is Badass enough to let the baby have his bottle. A lesser man would put Ray in his place.
Cornelius is Badass enough to let the baby have his bottle. A lesser man would put Ray in his place.
fuzzyshoo
+0 -0
It might just be me, but I think that Polly is starting to resemble Molly just a wee bit. The eyes and facial structure have finally let us know that she is a cat. HOORAY!
It might just be me, but I think that Polly is starting to resemble Molly just a wee bit. The eyes and facial structure have finally let us know that she is a cat. HOORAY!
theguitarhero
+0 -0
She has no pupils, she is a bear, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY.
She has no pupils, she is a bear, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY.
zapatos
+0 -0
Of course she resembles Molly. They are both female characters. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
not true, ladies.
Of course she resembles Molly. They are both female characters. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
not true, ladies.
doctorbeene
+0 -0
I just like the one stripper hair that dangles across her forehead. very boho.
I just like the one stripper hair that dangles across her forehead. very boho.
doctorbeene
+0 -0
However, upon very close inspection, I noticed that her stripper lock has been tucked under her hat.
I no longer like this shady Polly character. No stripper cleans up this fast.
However, upon very close inspection, I noticed that her stripper lock has been tucked under her hat.
I no longer like this shady Polly character. No stripper cleans up this fast.
arcibi
+0 -0
I didn't get a strip on my birthday
But this is okay I guess
In all seriousness the seventh panel did get a chuckle out of me
I didn't get a strip on my birthday
But this is okay I guess
In all seriousness the seventh panel did get a chuckle out of me
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Ahem.
Happy birthday, arcibi.
Ahem.
Happy birthday, arcibi.
sje46
+0 -0
No awesome birthday rap like you gave Becci?
*sigh*
Happy birthday, dude. The big 2-4.
No awesome birthday rap like you gave Becci?
*sigh*
Happy birthday, dude. The big 2-4.
catgrl131
+0 -0
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
little_angry_plum
+0 -0
A comment left by little_angry_plum was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by history, ActualTaunt, SkiddyFisk, doctorbeene, theguitarhero)
A comment left by little_angry_plum was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by history, ActualTaunt, SkiddyFisk, doctorbeene, theguitarhero)
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I want to lame you so badly right now.
Not because of the stupidity of your comment but because I've had the worst night out of this entire month.
Ok here we go!
I want to lame you so badly right now.
Not because of the stupidity of your comment but because I've had the worst night out of this entire month.
Ok here we go!
arcibi
+1 -0
theguitaaa-arhero! Remember what Mr. Gary says! Anger is a burglar who steals our brains!
theguitaaa-arhero! Remember what Mr. Gary says! Anger is a burglar who steals our brains!
stereo
+0 -0
Anger is a rapist who pilfers our loins!
Anger is a rapist who pilfers our loins!
pogo
+0 -0
Logic is a weasel that steals our souls.
Logic is a weasel that steals our souls.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Weasels ripped my Flesh had no logic but some soul.
by Emily Post
Weasels ripped my Flesh had no logic but some soul.
by Emily Post
davey-boy
+0 -0
I'll pilfer your loins!
I'll pilfer your loins!
kickstart
+1 -0
Shake harder, boy!
Shake harder, boy!
belgand
+1 -0
They weren't chasing us until you put on that getaway music.
They weren't chasing us until you put on that getaway music.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I've always wanted to find that music and somehow put it on my iPod for when I'm cycling. Also the bike music from Pokemon.
I've always wanted to find that music and somehow put it on my iPod for when I'm cycling. Also the bike music from Pokemon.
sje46
+0 -0
My friends and I want to go to the gym and bring a boombox with us, and on the boom box play the most epic song ever:
The Pokemon Gym Song .
We, however, are wimps.
My friends and I want to go to the gym and bring a boombox with us, and on the boom box play the most epic song ever:
The Pokemon Gym Song .
We, however, are wimps.
stereo
+0 -0
I once brought speakers and a CD player and played Benny Hill in the high school halls at lunch. It made awesome things happen.
I once brought speakers and a CD player and played Benny Hill in the high school halls at lunch. It made awesome things happen.
belgand
+0 -0
Actual bits of dialogue and such or just Yakety Sax?
Actual bits of dialogue and such or just Yakety Sax?
rowboat
+0 -0
I can't believe that that tune has a name.
I can't believe that that tune has a name.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Good Lord. That song was a hit long before Benny Hill latched on to it. Horrible, horrible riff.
Kudos, stereo. Well-played and all that.
Good Lord. That song was a hit long before Benny Hill latched on to it. Horrible, horrible riff.
Kudos, stereo. Well-played and all that.
stereo
+0 -0
Just Yakety Sax.
Just Yakety Sax.
tekende
+0 -0
I read that at first glance as "for when I'm crying" and it really amused me for a second.
I read that at first glance as "for when I'm crying" and it really amused me for a second.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Seriously if you guys only knew how upset I was last night.
I was trying to film for a final project for my film class but I had to stop early, without really achieving anything because one of my actors had to leave early to work on a paper so he could go to a rave later that evening.
I was PISSED that I wasted that whole night.
Seriously if you guys only knew how upset I was last night.
I was trying to film for a final project for my film class but I had to stop early, without really achieving anything because one of my actors had to leave early to work on a paper so he could go to a rave later that evening.
I was PISSED that I wasted that whole night.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Yea, but look at the bright side - dude probably had a lot more fun at that rave than you did trying to finish the project and then going on assetbar to complain about it. Maybe he and another dude even got to bone some chick.
Yea, but look at the bright side - dude probably had a lot more fun at that rave than you did trying to finish the project and then going on assetbar to complain about it. Maybe he and another dude even got to bone some chick.
tekende
+0 -0
Yeahhh, more likely the dude danced like an idiot, maybe with a glowstick and some baggy pants, did some x, staggered around for a while going "MAN THIS ROCKS" and then passed out in the corner on the dancefloor. No one noticed, and when he woke up the club (actually, wait, warehouse, probably) was empty.
Yeahhh, more likely the dude danced like an idiot, maybe with a glowstick and some baggy pants, did some x, staggered around for a while going "MAN THIS ROCKS" and then passed out in the corner on the dancefloor. No one noticed, and when he woke up the club (actually, wait, warehouse, probably) was empty.
zapatos
+0 -0
Since we're going for self references here...
Maybe he actually has a huge crush on you and was hoping you'd ask to go to the dance too, but you didn't even think of it until the next morning and now you're trying desperately to get her to call you back but she wont because you're just an asshole.
Since we're going for self references here...
Maybe he actually has a huge crush on you and was hoping you'd ask to go to the dance too, but you didn't even think of it until the next morning and now you're trying desperately to get her to call you back but she wont because you're just an asshole.
zapatos
+0 -0
I was really [c]pissed[/caps] the other night as well, but it was because I was sober.
Then I had some drinks and left the acheworld to its own devices a while. Feeling much better now.
I was really [c]pissed[/caps] the other night as well, but it was because I was sober.
Then I had some drinks and left the acheworld to its own devices a while. Feeling much better now.
pogo
+0 -0
Actors! Pfaugh! Hitchcock was right, you should treat them like cattle.
Actors! Pfaugh! Hitchcock was right, you should treat them like cattle.
tekende
+0 -0
Unless the actor in question is Scarlett Johansen.
Then you should her like a sex doll.
Unless the actor in question is Scarlett Johansen.
Then you should her like a sex doll.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Should her? I 'ardly know her!
Should her? I 'ardly know her!
tekende
+0 -0
Nice.
Nice.
pogo
+0 -0
I'm still stuck on that squinty one, Renee Z.
I'm still stuck on that squinty one, Renee Z.
tekende
+0 -0
What, seriously? She's a weird looking woman, pogo. Weird.
What, seriously? She's a weird looking woman, pogo. Weird.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
When you've got weird taste, the world is your oyster.
Smart move, pogo. Smart move.
When you've got weird taste, the world is your oyster.
Smart move, pogo. Smart move.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Yech.
Yech.
rowboat
+0 -0
I won't deny that Ms. Johansson is entrancing (best rack in Hollywood, hands down), but the fact that she has the voice of a boy is always more than a little disconcerting to me.
I would kick her voice out of bed.
I won't deny that Ms. Johansson is entrancing (best rack in Hollywood, hands down), but the fact that she has the voice of a boy is always more than a little disconcerting to me.
I would kick her voice out of bed.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I kind of like chicks with husky voices. Does that make me gay?
I kind of like chicks with husky voices. Does that make me gay?
wolfensti
+0 -0
As much as Chilean dance-artist wearing only a pink thong.
As much as Chilean dance-artist wearing only a pink thong.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I realized a while ago that this kind of voice comes from smoking a lot, which explains why it's prevalent among hipster girls. But I hate smoking and find the smell unpleasant, so that's too bad.
I realized a while ago that this kind of voice comes from smoking a lot, which explains why it's prevalent among hipster girls. But I hate smoking and find the smell unpleasant, so that's too bad.
rowboat
+0 -0
Yeah, if it's, like, sexy-husky when they're young and hip, you know that shit's gonna be a straight up gurgle by the time they're 40.
Yeah, if it's, like, sexy-husky when they're young and hip, you know that shit's gonna be a straight up gurgle by the time they're 40.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Boo to all that. No to smoking as a cause, no to croaking bullfrog @ 40. Husky voice woman purrs best. Gets better with age. Vlad knows this.
Boo to all that. No to smoking as a cause, no to croaking bullfrog @ 40. Husky voice woman purrs best. Gets better with age. Vlad knows this.
stereo
+0 -0
All I know is Donna on that 70's show has a sexy voice.
All I know is Donna on that 70's show has a sexy voice.
sje46
+0 -0
No thanks.
She's too . .. redheaded.
No thanks.
She's too . .. redheaded.
sje46
+0 -0
(no offense beccihiggs)
(no offense beccihiggs)
sje46
+0 -0
(I mean heccibiggs)
(I mean heccibiggs)
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Actually you had it right the first time.
Actually you had it right the first time.
sje46
+0 -0
I had it right both times, but I have to support her anonymity.
I had it right both times, but I have to support her anonymity.
rowboat
+1 -0
Well, you're doin' a bang-up job.
Well, you're doin' a bang-up job.
redphillip
+0 -0
This hurts all us reds, sje.
This hurts all us reds, sje.
belgand
+0 -0
You are the worst person ever now.
You are the worst person ever now.
belgand
+0 -0
Just about everything about Donna is ridiculously sexy.
Just about everything about Donna is ridiculously sexy.
zapatos
+0 -0
Do you get excited when Dr. Girlfriend in the episode you're watching?
Do you get excited when Dr. Girlfriend in the episode you're watching?
sje46
+0 -0
NO
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
NO
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
eidolem
+0 -0
I just really admire Ray for keeping it real. Beef was prepared to go to Men's Wearhouse for this supper party, but Ray just wears his thong and medallion and his peculiar nipples as usual and you gots to DEAL.
I just really admire Ray for keeping it real. Beef was prepared to go to Men's Wearhouse for this supper party, but Ray just wears his thong and medallion and his peculiar nipples as usual and you gots to DEAL.
davey-boy
+0 -0
Hard to vouche for Ray keeping it real when he puts out that awkward charm schtik.
Hard to vouche for Ray keeping it real when he puts out that awkward charm schtik.
biff
+0 -0
Is that when you vouch for a douche?
Is that when you vouch for a douche?
changuitotuerto
+0 -0
The sound effects in this strip are top-notch.
The sound effects in this strip are top-notch.
deafwhisperer
+0 -0
Isn't there a lot more onomatopoeiaz than usual? I like how it's building up to the dinner party - all buzzing and rustling till it's all party noise.
Well that's how I see it. Plus I may be wrong about the increased occurrence of the noise but I'm too lazy to flip through all strips to back it up with statistics.
But it feels nice - hmm, party.
Isn't there a lot more onomatopoeiaz than usual? I like how it's building up to the dinner party - all buzzing and rustling till it's all party noise.
Well that's how I see it. Plus I may be wrong about the increased occurrence of the noise but I'm too lazy to flip through all strips to back it up with statistics.
But it feels nice - hmm, party.
pogo
+0 -0
I don't know, the contrast between the bundled up and fully clothed couple, and the cat in a thong, is just too extreme. Then again, it's sorta like "Rocky Horrorshow."
I don't know, the contrast between the bundled up and fully clothed couple, and the cat in a thong, is just too extreme. Then again, it's sorta like "Rocky Horrorshow."
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Real horrorshow, droog.
Real horrorshow, droog.
eatmorekix
+2 -0
i'm sorry, but you don't take home a stripper and then find out she's some cute, artsy, smart chick who wears prim little winter coats with a scarf and a hat. or maybe you do. for now i'm gonna say the whole idea smacks of nerdy male fantasy.
i'm sorry, but you don't take home a stripper and then find out she's some cute, artsy, smart chick who wears prim little winter coats with a scarf and a hat. or maybe you do. for now i'm gonna say the whole idea smacks of nerdy male fantasy.
wozzeck
+0 -0
You are wrong to assume so of all ladies who can get payed to dance in a particular time and place on acount of their manifest pulchritude.
You are wrong to assume so of all ladies who can get payed to dance in a particular time and place on acount of their manifest pulchritude.
maximus
+0 -0
Wozzeck, Er ist ein guter Mensch,
aber ... Er hat keine Moral!
Wozzeck, Er ist ein guter Mensch,
aber ... Er hat keine Moral!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
He is a good man but he has no morals?
ACH.
He is a good man but he has no morals?
ACH.
redphillip
+0 -0
Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral.
Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
GOTT IN HIMMEL, WARUUUUUMMMM??!!
GOTT IN HIMMEL, WARUUUUUMMMM??!!
redphillip
+0 -0
You'll have to ask Brecht. Since you're studying German, you really owe it to yourself to hear Die Dreigroschenoper (The Three-Penny Opera) in German. Hella better than the lame English translation.
You'll have to ask Brecht. Since you're studying German, you really owe it to yourself to hear Die Dreigroschenoper (The Three-Penny Opera) in German. Hella better than the lame English translation.
mattylite
+0 -0
Kurt Weill = Awesome. Lotte Lenya = I want to go back in a time machine and listen to her sing, and then try to pick her up but probably get all shy and dork it. Mahoganny = maybe even cooler than Three-Penny Opera.
I mean, Wo ist die bathroom bitte?
Kurt Weill = Awesome. Lotte Lenya = I want to go back in a time machine and listen to her sing, and then try to pick her up but probably get all shy and dork it. Mahoganny = maybe even cooler than Three-Penny Opera.
I mean, Wo ist die bathroom bitte?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Will I understand it after one semester?
Will I understand it after one semester?
redphillip
+0 -0
With a libretto and a decent dictionary, yes. You'll appreciate it even more after letting German marinate your brain for a few years.
With a libretto and a decent dictionary, yes. You'll appreciate it even more after letting German marinate your brain for a few years.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I'll try and study abroad somewhere in the area just to appreciate this story, don't you worry.
I'll try and study abroad somewhere in the area just to appreciate this story, don't you worry.
wozzeck
+1 -0
Check out the album "September Songs: The Music of Kurt Weill". Nick Cave does a proper English version of "Mack the Knife", not that off-key Disneyfied gibberish Sinatra crows throughout so many Italian households.
Check out the album "September Songs: The Music of Kurt Weill". Nick Cave does a proper English version of "Mack the Knife", not that off-key Disneyfied gibberish Sinatra crows throughout so many Italian households.
mattylite
+0 -0
Yeah, that album is cool. I used to have it on vinyl but it got sat on and spilled on and god knows what all else and now it is just a sad reminder of the music that used to be listen-to-able from it. Totally with you on the bad rep Mack the Knife has from Bobby Darin et al. But I will say this: I do think the Doors do a good job with that Whiskey song (oh, don't ask why...)
Yeah, that album is cool. I used to have it on vinyl but it got sat on and spilled on and god knows what all else and now it is just a sad reminder of the music that used to be listen-to-able from it. Totally with you on the bad rep Mack the Knife has from Bobby Darin et al. But I will say this: I do think the Doors do a good job with that Whiskey song (oh, don't ask why...)
tekende
+0 -0
"Moon of Alabama". Love that song. David Bowie did an awesome version too, it is on the live album Stage .
"Moon of Alabama". Love that song. David Bowie did an awesome version too, it is on the live album Stage .
wozzeck
+0 -0
I am an experimental model.
I am an experimental model.
biff
+0 -0
Do you model experimental clothing?
Or model clothing experimentally?
Do you model experimental clothing?
Or model clothing experimentally?
belgand
+0 -0
He meant "husky model", but wanted to be polite about it and the term "specialty model" is both well-known and is also heavily used with such as hand and eyepatch models.
He meant "husky model", but wanted to be polite about it and the term "specialty model" is both well-known and is also heavily used with such as hand and eyepatch models.
wozzeck
+0 -0
It was an obscure literary reference. There is no shame in it eluding you.
It was an obscure literary reference. There is no shame in it eluding you.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Alduous Huxley>
Alduous Huxley>
i_love_kate
+0 -0
*?
*?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
[-O-]
[-O-]
i_love_kate
+0 -0
(TIE interceptor.)
(TIE interceptor.)
stereo
+0 -0
Interceptor? I hardly knew 'er!
Interceptor? I hardly knew 'er!
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Uh oh, I think this has become a Thing.
Uh oh, I think this has become a Thing.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I suddenly find myself wondering how someone would react to a post containing words ending in both "-er" and "-us".
I suddenly find myself wondering how someone would react to a post containing words ending in both "-er" and "-us".
stereo
+0 -0
"-er" and "-us", what news from the North?
"-er" and "-us", what news from the North?
rowboat
+0 -0
You better fucking hope not.
I'm sorry I nerded out. I'm only human. Strong men also nerd out....strong men also nerd out...
You better fucking hope not.
I'm sorry I nerded out. I'm only human. Strong men also nerd out....strong men also nerd out...
tekende
+0 -0
IT'S ALIIIIVE! MY MEME LIIIIIVVVVES!
IT'S ALIIIIVE! MY MEME LIIIIIVVVVES!
wolfensti
+0 -0
Forced meme is Forced.
Forced meme is Forced.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Force 'er? I 'ardly know 'er!
Force 'er? I 'ardly know 'er!
zapatos
+0 -0
Thats the best time to force her, because then she might think you're someone else.
Thats the best time to force her, because then she might think you're someone else.
zapatos
+0 -0
What? Rape is never funny!
What? Rape is never funny!
belgand
+0 -0
But forcelove is hilarious .
Forcelove Love Force Five... ASSEMBLE!
But forcelove is hilarious .
Forcelove Love Force Five... ASSEMBLE!
wozzeck
+0 -0
"Franz Woyzeck, a lowly soldier stationed in a provincial German town, is the father of an illegitimate child by his mistress Marie. Woyzeck earns extra money for his family by performing menial jobs for the Captain and agreeing to take part in medical experiments conducted by the Doctor. As one of these experiments, the Doctor tells Woyzeck he must eat nothing but peas. It is obvious that Woyzeck's mental health is breaking down and he begins to experience a series of apocalyptic visions. Meanwhile, Marie grows tired of Woyzeck and turns her attentions to a handsome drum major, who in an ambiguous scene taking place in Marie's bedroom, arguably rapes her.
With his jealous suspicions growing, Woyzeck confronts the drum major, who beats him up and humiliates him. Finally, Woyzeck stabs Marie to death by a pond. While a third act trial is claimed by some to have been part of the original conception, the fragment as left by Büchner ends with Woyzeck disposing of the knife in the pond, and most renditions extrapolate this with him drowning while trying to clean himself of the blood after having dumped the knife in deep waters."
"Franz Woyzeck, a lowly soldier stationed in a provincial German town, is the father of an illegitimate child by his mistress Marie. Woyzeck earns extra money for his family by performing menial jobs for the Captain and agreeing to take part in medical experiments conducted by the Doctor. As one of these experiments, the Doctor tells Woyzeck he must eat nothing but peas. It is obvious that Woyzeck's mental health is breaking down and he begins to experience a series of apocalyptic visions. Meanwhile, Marie grows tired of Woyzeck and turns her attentions to a handsome drum major, who in an ambiguous scene taking place in Marie's bedroom, arguably rapes her.
With his jealous suspicions growing, Woyzeck confronts the drum major, who beats him up and humiliates him. Finally, Woyzeck stabs Marie to death by a pond. While a third act trial is claimed by some to have been part of the original conception, the fragment as left by Büchner ends with Woyzeck disposing of the knife in the pond, and most renditions extrapolate this with him drowning while trying to clean himself of the blood after having dumped the knife in deep waters."
mattylite
+0 -0
[See also the opera by Webern]
[See also the opera by Webern]
mattylite
+0 -0
BERG , damnit. Always gettin' them early twelve-toners mixed up.
BERG , damnit. Always gettin' them early twelve-toners mixed up.
tekende
+0 -0
Toner? I hardly know her!
Toner? I hardly know her!
zhankfor
+0 -0
I knew a girl in pursuing a Masters degree in a biology lab who stripped at a local club. She said she did it because the money was good, and she enjoyed it.
I knew a girl in pursuing a Masters degree in a biology lab who stripped at a local club. She said she did it because the money was good, and she enjoyed it.
stereo
+0 -0
That pretty much puts all the other biology Masters to shame.
That pretty much puts all the other biology Masters to shame.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Biology majors are allowed.
Biology majors are allowed.
belgand
+0 -0
Excellent. Finally people acknowledge my fundamental awesomeness.
My girlfriend was also a biology major though. She is not very good at stripping. I think she has no sense of rhythm as she basically just cannot dance.
It's a very Seinfeld sort of thing. She wants to dance at various times but cannot comprehend how terrible she is nor does she know enough shame to stop even when told how bad she is.
At least she's been taking stripping lessons. That has been yielding some improvement.
Excellent. Finally people acknowledge my fundamental awesomeness.
My girlfriend was also a biology major though. She is not very good at stripping. I think she has no sense of rhythm as she basically just cannot dance.
It's a very Seinfeld sort of thing. She wants to dance at various times but cannot comprehend how terrible she is nor does she know enough shame to stop even when told how bad she is.
At least she's been taking stripping lessons. That has been yielding some improvement.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Wait, I thought all girls knew how to gyrate at least semi-rhythmically based on the 3rd Principle of Alcohol.
Wait, I thought all girls knew how to gyrate at least semi-rhythmically based on the 3rd Principle of Alcohol.
belgand
+0 -0
Not all girls partake of alcohol. You seem to be almost incapable of imagining a world where there is no alcohol and people still do everything they normally would including having fun and being awkward towards strangers.
Not all girls partake of alcohol. You seem to be almost incapable of imagining a world where there is no alcohol and people still do everything they normally would including having fun and being awkward towards strangers.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I honestly hope I don't come across that way. Don't think of me that way, I'm just messing around. I didn't even drink till late last semester, so it's not like my entire social life is dependent on it. PLEASE.
I honestly hope I don't come across that way. Don't think of me that way, I'm just messing around. I didn't even drink till late last semester, so it's not like my entire social life is dependent on it. PLEASE.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And seriously.
And seriously.
achilleselbow
+0 -1
Be that as it may, I will maintain that anyone who "enjoys" getting naked in front of a crowd and gyrating on the laps of strangers who are most likely smelly and of low mind cannot possibly be a person that is worth knowing in any fashion other than the biblical one.
Be that as it may, I will maintain that anyone who "enjoys" getting naked in front of a crowd and gyrating on the laps of strangers who are most likely smelly and of low mind cannot possibly be a person that is worth knowing in any fashion other than the biblical one.
belgand
+0 -0
Ignoring that the crowd of people are smelly and of low mind that sounds like a great sort of person. Flirtatious girls who enjoy getting naked are often pretty awesome.
One of the first times I met a friend of mine she ended up stripped down to her panties and only failed to go further because... hmm... I forget why we stopped.
Ignoring that the crowd of people are smelly and of low mind that sounds like a great sort of person. Flirtatious girls who enjoy getting naked are often pretty awesome.
One of the first times I met a friend of mine she ended up stripped down to her panties and only failed to go further because... hmm... I forget why we stopped.
belgand
+0 -0
We, in this case, does not refer to the two of us. We were not by any means alone. There was an entire group.
We, in this case, does not refer to the two of us. We were not by any means alone. There was an entire group.
wozzeck
+0 -0
My beloved hated much of her customer base, yet never forgot that she was being payed several hundred a night to drink, dance, and flirt with foolish people.
My beloved hated much of her customer base, yet never forgot that she was being payed several hundred a night to drink, dance, and flirt with foolish people.
belgand
+0 -0
Politician?
www.instantrimjob.com
Politician?
www.instantrimjob.com
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Silly.
Silly.
mattylite
+0 -0
Lamed because I tend to do this if the party goes long enough, and I'm worth knowing, both ways. But you got me on the smelly and likely the low mind too.
Lamed because I tend to do this if the party goes long enough, and I'm worth knowing, both ways. But you got me on the smelly and likely the low mind too.
redphillip
+0 -0
Achilles, I do believe you're being a bit narrow in your approach to people. No, not just a bit. Hell of narrow. I'll blame your youth, and give you a pass for the next ten years or so.
Achilles, I do believe you're being a bit narrow in your approach to people. No, not just a bit. Hell of narrow. I'll blame your youth, and give you a pass for the next ten years or so.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
It might be more of a generational thing than an age thing. I can't help it if think that the 60's and the Sexual Revolution were complete BS that left us with nothing but confusion and an intractable culture war without changing anything significant, or that I laugh cynically at the idea that everyone is beautiful and valuable simply by virtue of being a human being.
It might be more of a generational thing than an age thing. I can't help it if think that the 60's and the Sexual Revolution were complete BS that left us with nothing but confusion and an intractable culture war without changing anything significant, or that I laugh cynically at the idea that everyone is beautiful and valuable simply by virtue of being a human being.
stereo
+0 -0
Blame the government for introducing AIDS to fight back against free love.
Blame the government for introducing AIDS to fight back against free love.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I always thought it was to exterminate black people! Oh man, how embarassing.
I always thought it was to exterminate black people! Oh man, how embarassing.
wozzeck
+0 -0
I was told it was "Mother Gaea" getting undergarments in a twist about all the fun we humans were having at the top of the food chain.
I was told it was "Mother Gaea" getting undergarments in a twist about all the fun we humans were having at the top of the food chain.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Thats a mistake that many people have made. Crack and Rap is what you were thinking about
Thats a mistake that many people have made. Crack and Rap is what you were thinking about
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
You'd have to know how much the 50's sucked that made the 60's necessary, whether it was BS or not. Yes, the 60's was narcissistic and a place I do not wish to return to.
However, at the time, it was inevitable.
And groovy.
You'd have to know how much the 50's sucked that made the 60's necessary, whether it was BS or not. Yes, the 60's was narcissistic and a place I do not wish to return to.
However, at the time, it was inevitable.
And groovy.
sje46
+0 -0
I bet you attended one of the acid tests, and you failed.
I bet you attended one of the acid tests, and you failed.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Well, you're wrong again.
Well, you're wrong again.
sje46
+0 -0
You passed?
You passed?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Ever heard the expression "with flying colors"?
Ever heard the expression "with flying colors"?
stereo
+0 -0
Color? I hardly know her!
Color? I hardly know her!
sje46
+0 -0
How was Kesey?
How was Kesey?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
You'd have to ask him. You can do that, you know.
You'd have to ask him. You can do that, you know.
sje46
+0 -0
I read The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, by the way.
I read The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, by the way.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
That was just a silly romp. His other 2 books that I read, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Sometimes a Great Notion were far superior- I honestly thought back then that those were modern American classics.
That was just a silly romp. His other 2 books that I read, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Sometimes a Great Notion were far superior- I honestly thought back then that those were modern American classics.
sje46
+0 -0
Acid Test is by Tom Wolfe, of Bonfire of the Vanities fame. It was about Kesey, though. I loved that book, even though it is so difficult to read.
Cuckoo's Nest was a very good book too, although I haven't read Notion I heard it was good.
Acid Test is by Tom Wolfe, of Bonfire of the Vanities fame. It was about Kesey, though. I loved that book, even though it is so difficult to read.
Cuckoo's Nest was a very good book too, although I haven't read Notion I heard it was good.
belgand
+0 -0
Interestingly I was reading Acid Test at the same time that I was reading Hunter S. Thompson's Hell's Angels . The crossover when both books discuss attending the same party was kind of weird.
On the other hand it helped to put everything in a greater context for what was happening in this area at the time.
The Furthur video footage came out a few years ago. I can't imagine being able to tolerate watching it in anything other than a historical context.
Interestingly I was reading Acid Test at the same time that I was reading Hunter S. Thompson's Hell's Angels . The crossover when both books discuss attending the same party was kind of weird.
On the other hand it helped to put everything in a greater context for what was happening in this area at the time.
The Furthur video footage came out a few years ago. I can't imagine being able to tolerate watching it in anything other than a historical context.
sje46
+0 -0
It was weird when I found out Neal Cassidy was Dean from On the Road.
It was weird when I found out Neal Cassidy was Dean from On the Road.
belgand
+0 -0
No offense for you are still young and people, naturally, must learn all things in time, but I think it's weird that someone would read On the Road and not know that it was Neal Cassidy. I thought that was basically known to everyone. The sort of thing that's on the back of the jacket.
No offense for you are still young and people, naturally, must learn all things in time, but I think it's weird that someone would read On the Road and not know that it was Neal Cassidy. I thought that was basically known to everyone. The sort of thing that's on the back of the jacket.
sje46
+0 -0
I sorta lied though. I actually just thought it was cool, not weird. And I read Road after way after Kool Aid Test.
The man is an underground counter-cultural hero for two different movements. Well, maybe not a hero for the hippies, but a moderately important one.
I sorta lied though. I actually just thought it was cool, not weird. And I read Road after way after Kool Aid Test.
The man is an underground counter-cultural hero for two different movements. Well, maybe not a hero for the hippies, but a moderately important one.
belgand
+0 -0
Allow me to diverge here for a moment and state how once again this is proof of how LA doesn't matter.
Beats, Hippies, Punks, Gay Rights... these were important in San Francisco and New York primarily. We were the two major cities for them all. LA never really mattered much in any of them. Even if we want to move forward into the modern era of the geek/Internet subculture it is along a SF/NY axis primarily.
We need to get a bit more respect from the world at large. We've been behind just about every major cultural movement of the past half century.
Allow me to diverge here for a moment and state how once again this is proof of how LA doesn't matter.
Beats, Hippies, Punks, Gay Rights... these were important in San Francisco and New York primarily. We were the two major cities for them all. LA never really mattered much in any of them. Even if we want to move forward into the modern era of the geek/Internet subculture it is along a SF/NY axis primarily.
We need to get a bit more respect from the world at large. We've been behind just about every major cultural movement of the past half century.
tekende
+0 -0
Beatniks were important in Denver as well.
Beatniks were important in Denver as well.
belgand
+0 -0
While you have a bit of a point I doubt that people are thinking of Denver when they think of Beats. I doubt that most people ever think of Denver aside from having layovers. It is basically a lot like Atlanta in that regard, but it is not as bad as Atlanta. Atlanta is terrible.
While you have a bit of a point I doubt that people are thinking of Denver when they think of Beats. I doubt that most people ever think of Denver aside from having layovers. It is basically a lot like Atlanta in that regard, but it is not as bad as Atlanta. Atlanta is terrible.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
Not the average, no. It really depends on if she's a "stripper" or a " GOGO MODEL/DANCER "
that bullshit is just 3rd wave counter-cultural feminists thinking they can take back the night by betassling their post-grad titties and setting to gyrate in a cage. More power to them, and the odds are good they'll be moderately arty or whatever-the-hell.
Real strippers though, pretty much what you expect to take home. More power to them, too.
Not the average, no. It really depends on if she's a "stripper" or a " GOGO MODEL/DANCER "
that bullshit is just 3rd wave counter-cultural feminists thinking they can take back the night by betassling their post-grad titties and setting to gyrate in a cage. More power to them, and the odds are good they'll be moderately arty or whatever-the-hell.
Real strippers though, pretty much what you expect to take home. More power to them, too.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Damn it, if lib arts girls can resort to stripping and dancing when art fails, what can us lib arts dudes do?
Damn it, if lib arts girls can resort to stripping and dancing when art fails, what can us lib arts dudes do?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Support them.
Support them.
autrepoupee
+2 -0
well, I suppose you could pay for every dance,
and sell each romance.
Then again, when the end comes you know, they'll say, "Just a gigolo," and life goes on without...you!
well, I suppose you could pay for every dance,
and sell each romance.
Then again, when the end comes you know, they'll say, "Just a gigolo," and life goes on without...you!
belgand
+0 -0
Sit in the gutter and cry.
Sit in the gutter and cry.
redphillip
+0 -0
If you look good enough, you can twirl it on stage too. The money's not nearly as good, unless you're serious beefcake and get into something like Chippendale's. This is one of the few areas in which the pay differential favors women.
If you look good enough, you can twirl it on stage too. The money's not nearly as good, unless you're serious beefcake and get into something like Chippendale's. This is one of the few areas in which the pay differential favors women.
tekende
+0 -0
Quote:
Aw shit, here comes another 100-comment argument about feminist issues.
Quote:
This is one of the few areas in which the pay differential favors women.
Aw shit, here comes another 100-comment argument about feminist issues.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
No, she's gone now, remember?
No, she's gone now, remember?
tekende
+0 -0
That hasn't seemed to stop others from arguing about it anyway in the last few weeks.
That hasn't seemed to stop others from arguing about it anyway in the last few weeks.
eatmorekix
+0 -0
what was that all about, anyway? was there a reason?
what was that all about, anyway? was there a reason?
pogo
+0 -0
I seem to recall it was the sheer weight of adolescent male banter and disrespect that drive her away; the unrelenting need to defend her point of view became tiring?
I seem to recall it was the sheer weight of adolescent male banter and disrespect that drive her away; the unrelenting need to defend her point of view became tiring?
tekende
+0 -0
Quote:
That works, I think.
Basically though it is because I said "fag" in a joking manner and did not Apologize
Quote:
the unrelenting need to defend her point of view became tiring?
That works, I think.
Basically though it is because I said "fag" in a joking manner and did not Apologize
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I think it was when you went beyond that and declared out of nowhere that you wouldn't want to bone her, saying it in a kind of deliberate and recriminatory way, but I don't wanna get into a Thing. She certainly overreacted and what's done is done.
I think it was when you went beyond that and declared out of nowhere that you wouldn't want to bone her, saying it in a kind of deliberate and recriminatory way, but I don't wanna get into a Thing. She certainly overreacted and what's done is done.
stereo
+0 -0
If there was some way to bone the 50x50 pixel version of her and leave the real person alone I'd be so on that. Avataricons remove hell of personality incompatibilities.
If there was some way to bone the 50x50 pixel version of her and leave the real person alone I'd be so on that. Avataricons remove hell of personality incompatibilities.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
You're boning a pixel, but whatever. No cookies for you.
You're boning a pixel, but whatever. No cookies for you.
stereo
+0 -0
For that matter I don't think she's actually a sad Death in the snow.
For that matter I don't think she's actually a sad Death in the snow.
tekende
+0 -0
It wasn't out of nowhere. I don't recall specifically but I think somebody said something about me wanting to have sex with her and I was like "nah" and...yeah, I don't know.
It wasn't out of nowhere. I don't recall specifically but I think somebody said something about me wanting to have sex with her and I was like "nah" and...yeah, I don't know.
davey-boy
+0 -0
Probably not. Loneal is still on her hiatus. We can pre-empt any attempts at this by agreeing that there is a lot more supply than demand in the industry of waving your junk at people.
Probably not. Loneal is still on her hiatus. We can pre-empt any attempts at this by agreeing that there is a lot more supply than demand in the industry of waving your junk at people.
stereo
+0 -0
Women also dominate the breast milk industry.
Women also dominate the breast milk industry.
belgand
+0 -0
Think of the power that would reside in Luther Ramses' cheese.
Think of the power that would reside in Luther Ramses' cheese.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
If you ate it, your corpse would be found missing everything above the lower jaw, with two thumbs up.
If you ate it, your corpse would be found missing everything above the lower jaw, with two thumbs up.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I'm a hopeless slob.
I'm a hopeless slob.
eatmorekix
+0 -0
yeah, i hate that stuff. it's like girls who want to "celebrate their sexuality" and decide the best way to do that is to sleep with a lot of people. i have an ex-friend like that.
yeah, i hate that stuff. it's like girls who want to "celebrate their sexuality" and decide the best way to do that is to sleep with a lot of people. i have an ex-friend like that.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I think we had this discussion when the stripper arc first began. For what it's worth, I agree.
I think we had this discussion when the stripper arc first began. For what it's worth, I agree.
eatmorekix
+0 -0
i'm not, like, super indignant about it, it just sorta makes me roll my eyes a little.
i'm not, like, super indignant about it, it just sorta makes me roll my eyes a little.
belgand
+0 -0
You have a very valid point, but she also left with Cornelius. I would say that that greatly increases the possibility that her personality would be this awesome. Other strippers likely would not have left with him unless, as Ray posits, to fleece him.
You have a very valid point, but she also left with Cornelius. I would say that that greatly increases the possibility that her personality would be this awesome. Other strippers likely would not have left with him unless, as Ray posits, to fleece him.
eatmorekix
+0 -0
true, but that doesn't go against what i'm saying. the kinds of girls who would go home with cornelius do not overlap with the kinds of girls who are strippers.
true, but that doesn't go against what i'm saying. the kinds of girls who would go home with cornelius do not overlap with the kinds of girls who are strippers.
redphillip
+0 -0
There is an intersection of at least one between those two sets.
There is an intersection of at least one between those two sets.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
And one is all it takes.
And one is all it takes.
zapatos
+0 -0
One... inch? One thrust? One tender kiss?
One... bottle of vodka?
One... inch? One thrust? One tender kiss?
One... bottle of vodka?
belgand
+1 -0
One dance...
One chance...
For forcelove.
One dance...
One chance...
For forcelove.
wolfensti
+0 -0
unless both these vector are distinct and parralel, there is 1 or an infinite number of point satisfying this.
unless both these vector are distinct and parralel, there is 1 or an infinite number of point satisfying this.
history
+0 -0
So 2 extreme stories on this one:
1. I once met a stripper who had a Shakespeare quote tattooed up the inside of her forearm. I asked her about it, and we proceeded to have an hour long discussion of the bard in the club. I gave her the rest of my cash and called it a night.
2. In an entirely different strip club, I watched the most beautiful woman in the place wander aimlessly around the stage because she was ridiculously high. She had no idea where she was nor what she was doing. I'm quite sure the owner of the club made more money from her after the club closed.
I don't know what this says about me or strippers. You are welcome to your own conclusions.
So 2 extreme stories on this one:
1. I once met a stripper who had a Shakespeare quote tattooed up the inside of her forearm. I asked her about it, and we proceeded to have an hour long discussion of the bard in the club. I gave her the rest of my cash and called it a night.
2. In an entirely different strip club, I watched the most beautiful woman in the place wander aimlessly around the stage because she was ridiculously high. She had no idea where she was nor what she was doing. I'm quite sure the owner of the club made more money from her after the club closed.
I don't know what this says about me or strippers. You are welcome to your own conclusions.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
You are one years old, welcome to the internet .
You are one years old, welcome to the internet .
zapatos
+0 -0
I dated the second one! I wrote an earlier post, it was somewhat clever.
I dated the second one! I wrote an earlier post, it was somewhat clever.
daidai
+5 -1
How the night ends after Ray gets so drunk he forgets what happened.
How the night ends after Ray gets so drunk he forgets what happened.
wozzeck
+1 -1
There is a distinctive undercurrent of hostility towards Polly and it is low .
There is a distinctive undercurrent of hostility towards Polly and it is low .
daidai
+1 -0
Sorry, but she takes away lines from the Roast Beef-Molly relationship, keeps Todd dead, and pushes Phillippe out of strips.
Cornelius deserves a lady bear friend, but it disappoints me that Beef and Molly have almost disappeared since their wedding (yes, I know, they should show up at this dinner, but still) -- plus her eyes creep me out a little. She doesn't need to go as a character, but no I don't support her at this point. There are other characters I like a lot more.
Sorry, but she takes away lines from the Roast Beef-Molly relationship, keeps Todd dead, and pushes Phillippe out of strips.
Cornelius deserves a lady bear friend, but it disappoints me that Beef and Molly have almost disappeared since their wedding (yes, I know, they should show up at this dinner, but still) -- plus her eyes creep me out a little. She doesn't need to go as a character, but no I don't support her at this point. There are other characters I like a lot more.
lateadopter
+0 -0
Maybe Cornelius will die and get scolded by his dear Iris Gambol, come back and have to break up with Polly, breaking her heart and losing respect among the guys, then Teodor will finally get laid on the rebound, administering the final dose of ignominy to Cornelius, and we'll have a tragic tension between Polly and Cornelius forever after.
I've been watching too much telenovela lately.
Maybe Cornelius will die and get scolded by his dear Iris Gambol, come back and have to break up with Polly, breaking her heart and losing respect among the guys, then Teodor will finally get laid on the rebound, administering the final dose of ignominy to Cornelius, and we'll have a tragic tension between Polly and Cornelius forever after.
I've been watching too much telenovela lately.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Todd is a 2-dimensional character. No depth.
i.e. flat.
i.e. run over by a minivan, guts splooshed out like Silly-String.
Get over Todd.
Pics at 11:00.
Todd is a 2-dimensional character. No depth.
i.e. flat.
i.e. run over by a minivan, guts splooshed out like Silly-String.
Get over Todd.
Pics at 11:00.
belgand
+0 -0
I think the greater issue is that strips have been so slow in coming lately. She really only just arrived a little bit ago, but we've been waiting so long to get new strips that it feels like we've been oversaturated with her.
I think the greater issue is that strips have been so slow in coming lately. She really only just arrived a little bit ago, but we've been waiting so long to get new strips that it feels like we've been oversaturated with her.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Have no fear; after this arc, I hope, the regulars will return.
Have no fear; after this arc, I hope, the regulars will return.
davey-boy
+1 -0
She is supportive and innoffensive, and that is precisely the problem. The female characters ought be a challange, rather than a foil, to their counterpart's sensibilities. Or even better, have dynamics that exist outside of them. I mean, Pat got Rod, didn't he?
She is supportive and innoffensive, and that is precisely the problem. The female characters ought be a challange, rather than a foil, to their counterpart's sensibilities. Or even better, have dynamics that exist outside of them. I mean, Pat got Rod, didn't he?
achilleselbow
+5 -0
Oh, he got rod alright.
Oh, he got rod alright.
missbee
+0 -0
Here comes the Double Entendre Train, pulling into achilleselbow station!
Here comes the Double Entendre Train, pulling into achilleselbow station!
tekende
+2 -0
Was...was that a slow-release triple entendre?
Was...was that a slow-release triple entendre?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Oh, god. I was on the recieving end of a slow-release quarduple entendre in a comedy club two weeks ago.
My face is still frozen in that rictus of ecstacy.
Oh, god. I was on the recieving end of a slow-release quarduple entendre in a comedy club two weeks ago.
My face is still frozen in that rictus of ecstacy.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Quarduple should be the name of a science-fictiony children's television character.
Quarduple should be the name of a science-fictiony children's television character.
sje46
+0 -0
What was the entendre, though?
What was the entendre, though?
sje46
+0 -0
Ent your ndre.
Ent your ndre.
catgrl131
+0 -0
Entonyxdre.
Entonyxdre.
tekende
+0 -0
Yeah, I wanna know what it was, that would be pretty awesome.
Yeah, I wanna know what it was, that would be pretty awesome.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Fuck, I can't remember. Something on the word "bisexual." I'll get back to you.
Fuck, I can't remember. Something on the word "bisexual." I'll get back to you.
missbee
+0 -0
Yes. Yes it was.
Yes. Yes it was.
fallow_fields
+0 -0
*chubbychubbychubby*
*chubbychubbychubby*
sje46
+2 -2
C'mon. Give her a chance.
Maybe Onstad wanted to bring Tina back due to the criticism of the lack of female characters, but after everyone moaned about her (I guess you were justified), he dumped her and decided to go with a clean slate: Polly. She is a nice girl. Unrealistic? Any more unrealistic than a girl from 16th (or something) century being skilled with computers and coming back from Heaven to be with Beef? C'mon. She seems nice enough, and she is intelligent. Give her time, and maybe she'll develop her own unique personality. All we have are like six strips to go on at this point.
C'mon. Give her a chance.
Maybe Onstad wanted to bring Tina back due to the criticism of the lack of female characters, but after everyone moaned about her (I guess you were justified), he dumped her and decided to go with a clean slate: Polly. She is a nice girl. Unrealistic? Any more unrealistic than a girl from 16th (or something) century being skilled with computers and coming back from Heaven to be with Beef? C'mon. She seems nice enough, and she is intelligent. Give her time, and maybe she'll develop her own unique personality. All we have are like six strips to go on at this point.
missbee
+0 -0
You think....that Polly is a foil for Cornelius?
But...they are basically the same bear, just with a time and gender gap. She's not a foil or a challenge. She's basically Cornelius.
You think....that Polly is a foil for Cornelius?
But...they are basically the same bear, just with a time and gender gap. She's not a foil or a challenge. She's basically Cornelius.
missbee
+0 -0
I would also like to add that I like Polly.
I would also like to add that I like Polly.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
If Molly was Beef's foil, he'd have killed himself with a piece of toast by now.
If Molly was Beef's foil, he'd have killed himself with a piece of toast by now.
cromar
+0 -0
I concur.
I concur.
cromar
+0 -0
Pfah! A five for this good strip.
Pfah! A five for this good strip.
pravda
+3 -0
My entire life is now just waiting for the moments when it is appropriate to say everything that Ray has said in this strip.
My entire life is now just waiting for the moments when it is appropriate to say everything that Ray has said in this strip.
zouski
+0 -0
I was hoping for someone's depiction of Ray's stick drawings. But no such luck.
I was hoping for someone's depiction of Ray's stick drawings. But no such luck.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Feeling ready to take on the world ?
Feeling ready to take on the world ?
eatmorekix
+5 -0
stereo
+0 -0
Where do you get orange charcoal?
Where do you get orange charcoal?
irondave
+0 -0
There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know.
There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know.
eatmorekix
+0 -0
black nipples just looked so wrong.
black nipples just looked so wrong.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Racist!
Racist!
eatmorekix
+0 -0
ha.
ha.
sardoniclaconic
+0 -0
apparently, Ray must have taken drawing lessons in the past year
apparently, Ray must have taken drawing lessons in the past year
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Man just read some of the comments. That was truly the most controversial comic in the history, amirite?
Man just read some of the comments. That was truly the most controversial comic in the history, amirite?
sardoniclaconic
+0 -0
shit, I know, everyone who touched that argument got hella inundated with lames.
shit, I know, everyone who touched that argument got hella inundated with lames.
pogo
+0 -0
Y'know, the "golf club" reference could actually mean "sack and balls."
Y'know, the "golf club" reference could actually mean "sack and balls."
awko
+0 -0
C'mon Pogo.
Time to get your mind out of the gutter.
C'mon Pogo.
Time to get your mind out of the gutter.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Said Sigmund Freud's mom.
Said Sigmund Freud's mom.
catgrl131
+0 -0
Gutter? I 'ardly knew 'er!
Gutter? I 'ardly knew 'er!
kaz
+0 -0
Too fine!
Too fine!
drmemory
+0 -0
I was wondering what compelled me to mount that suitcase.
I was wondering what compelled me to mount that suitcase.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
New Philippe strip Friday afternoon PST.
WILL IT HAPPEN
New Philippe strip Friday afternoon PST.
WILL IT HAPPEN
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
Unrelated: The old discussion links are back. How odd.
Unrelated: The old discussion links are back. How odd.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
He didn't say which Friday...
He didn't say which Friday...
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Friday After Next.
Friday After Next.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It would seem that a Phillipe Times is easier to make than a full blown 3 tier comic.
It would seem that a Phillipe Times is easier to make than a full blown 3 tier comic.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
It would indeed, yet here we are
It would indeed, yet here we are
celesticles
+0 -0
I am enjoying the redundant "PFAH" way more than I should, it has such significance.
I am enjoying the redundant "PFAH" way more than I should, it has such significance.
desert_donkey
+0 -0
i hope she gets hit by a train.
i hope she gets hit by a train.
theguitarhero
+1 -1
That's it.
IGNORE.
That's it.
IGNORE.
desert_donkey
+0 -0
A comment left by desert_donkey was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by daidai, Wolfensti, biff)
A comment left by desert_donkey was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by daidai, Wolfensti, biff)
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Psst...he can't see your comment...he ignored you.
Psst...he can't see your comment...he ignored you.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
He is no one to be trifled with.
He is no one to be trifled with.
stereo
+1 -0
I'm really not a big fan of ignoring people, but sometimes... sometimes it's the only option left. this is the hardest thing I will ever do :(
I'm really not a big fan of ignoring people, but sometimes... sometimes it's the only option left. this is the hardest thing I will ever do :(
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Because I could not ignore Him
He kindly ignored me
The Board held but just us doggs-
All dang hella commen'try.
Because I could not ignore Him
He kindly ignored me
The Board held but just us doggs-
All dang hella commen'try.
sje46
+0 -0
C'mon. He can't help it if he's a sociopath! Poor feller. Show some sympathy for this raging D-bag.
C'mon. He can't help it if he's a sociopath! Poor feller. Show some sympathy for this raging D-bag.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Lol nice lechattbotte impression sje.
desert_donkey, if you can read this:
The 5 grade called. It said you are the father.
Lol nice lechattbotte impression sje.
desert_donkey, if you can read this:
The 5 grade called. It said you are the father.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
what happened to lechatbotte, did all youse mean-types drive him and his Attempts at Joy packing with their flitty little tails behind their legs?
because he was actually a vulpix
what happened to lechatbotte, did all youse mean-types drive him and his Attempts at Joy packing with their flitty little tails behind their legs?
because he was actually a vulpix
theguitarhero
+0 -0
I ignored him but I still read his comments, some of the recent ones were borderline insane (commenting on threads with completely non-sequiter comments) but that doesn't mean I wanted to see him leave...
I ignored him but I still read his comments, some of the recent ones were borderline insane (commenting on threads with completely non-sequiter comments) but that doesn't mean I wanted to see him leave...
sje46
+0 -0
Yeah, he was pretty much going schizo towards the end there.
I am reminded of the guy who went around pooping in public malls around the Midwest. He had on cat ears and boots, and was shortly arrested. He reminded me of my dad.
Yeah, he was pretty much going schizo towards the end there.
I am reminded of the guy who went around pooping in public malls around the Midwest. He had on cat ears and boots, and was shortly arrested. He reminded me of my dad.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
I do not wish to know what part of that reminded you of your dad. I...I am so sorry, little sje.
I do not wish to know what part of that reminded you of your dad. I...I am so sorry, little sje.
sje46
+0 -0
I think the fact that he was dressed as a chattebotte reminded me of my dad.
(One of my dads is lachattebotte)
I think the fact that he was dressed as a chattebotte reminded me of my dad.
(One of my dads is lachattebotte)
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Actually that description reminded me of that English ogre cat-guy in a previous thread. Or maybe Nietszche.
Or perhaps a bit of both with a little Americain "je ne sais wtf". Good performance art if you get paid for it.
Actually that description reminded me of that English ogre cat-guy in a previous thread. Or maybe Nietszche.
Or perhaps a bit of both with a little Americain "je ne sais wtf". Good performance art if you get paid for it.
irondave
+0 -0
Widespread ignoration ramified into his departure. I surmise. But then, I have great hopes for the ignore system, and am biased.
Widespread ignoration ramified into his departure. I surmise. But then, I have great hopes for the ignore system, and am biased.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Stereo is a kind man. Keep going, little guy !
Stereo is a kind man. Keep going, little guy !
qingofchina
+0 -0
If only that conversation actually worked.
If only that conversation actually worked.
zhankfor
+0 -0
Cornelius will answer this challenge in much the same manner as a sober man might answer his friend who has become inebriated and given to claims: calmly and with good humour.
Cornelius will answer this challenge in much the same manner as a sober man might answer his friend who has become inebriated and given to claims: calmly and with good humour.
saulbellow
+0 -0
I can't tell if you correctly made the decision not to capitalize "calmly," or if you just didn't think about it at all. My finger hovers over the right mouse button while the finger of my cursor likewise hovers over the word Chubby .
I can't tell if you correctly made the decision not to capitalize "calmly," or if you just didn't think about it at all. My finger hovers over the right mouse button while the finger of my cursor likewise hovers over the word Chubby .
saulbellow
+3 -0
Yeah, that's right. I really meant right mouse button.
Yeah, that's right. I really meant right mouse button.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
I keep trying to click Open, but it won't let me!
I keep trying to click Open, but it won't let me!
saulbellow
+0 -0
Whoa, that's weird. Have you actually tried doing that? It just rockets you back to the top of the page. AAAAH!
Whoa, that's weird. Have you actually tried doing that? It just rockets you back to the top of the page. AAAAH!
sje46
+0 -0
I have no Open option.
I have no Open option.
zapatos
+0 -0
I'm always open.
I'm always open.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
Every time I scroll down the page, this rectangle of Unread Yellow fools me. Argh.
Every time I scroll down the page, this rectangle of Unread Yellow fools me. Argh.
sje46
+0 -0
Test.
[unread]
test.
Test.
[unread]
test.
sje46
+0 -0
Someone lied to me.
Someone lied to me.
zhankfor
+0 -0
I am quite sure that capitalization following a colon is incorrect.
I am quite sure that capitalization following a colon is incorrect.
saulbellow
+0 -0
I have always thought that you only capitalize after a colon if whatever comes after could stand on its own as a sentence. Which is why I thought your non-capitalization was correct, but I couldn't tell if it was on purpose ... Now I know that you subscribe to a much broader rule of non-capitalization. I will have to think about this. I'll get back to you.
I have always thought that you only capitalize after a colon if whatever comes after could stand on its own as a sentence. Which is why I thought your non-capitalization was correct, but I couldn't tell if it was on purpose ... Now I know that you subscribe to a much broader rule of non-capitalization. I will have to think about this. I'll get back to you.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Shit. I'm at 1497 comics viewed. There are a couple somewhere that have somehow eluded me on my one-and-a-half chronological trawls through the entire archive.
Should I
a) go from the first comic and just click "next" mercilessly until I have viewed them all or
b click "random" over and over and over and just hope for the best?
Shit. I'm at 1497 comics viewed. There are a couple somewhere that have somehow eluded me on my one-and-a-half chronological trawls through the entire archive.
Should I
a) go from the first comic and just click "next" mercilessly until I have viewed them all or
b click "random" over and over and over and just hope for the best?
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Oh no I didn't put a bracket on that second one I DIDN'T PUT A BRACKET ON THAT SECOND ONE
Oh no I didn't put a bracket on that second one I DIDN'T PUT A BRACKET ON THAT SECOND ONE
sje46
+0 -0
Click on the comics you haven't seen yet, silly girl. On the left side.
Click on the comics you haven't seen yet, silly girl. On the left side.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually work like that - it's actually "you haven't clicked these particular links to these comics yet".
Of course I could be wrong, but currently I am smoking and on Assetbar which I have never done before but it is great so I feel like I am The Shit.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually work like that - it's actually "you haven't clicked these particular links to these comics yet".
Of course I could be wrong, but currently I am smoking and on Assetbar which I have never done before but it is great so I feel like I am The Shit.
belgand
+0 -0
Yeah, that's how I did it. I'd read them all before Acheworld and that was how I got back up to having my rightful position registered by the system.
Yeah, that's how I did it. I'd read them all before Acheworld and that was how I got back up to having my rightful position registered by the system.
rowboat
+0 -0
It dawns on me that I have never smoked on assetbar. I gotta get on that.
It dawns on me that I have never smoked on assetbar. I gotta get on that.
rowboat
+0 -0
4 weeks later, this is no longer true. An ice storm made me cheat.
4 weeks later, this is no longer true. An ice storm made me cheat.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Oh no, you're bloody right!
Bummer for me being wrong but hooray that I have finally viewed all comics.
Thank you, sje. Thank you indeed.
Oh no, you're bloody right!
Bummer for me being wrong but hooray that I have finally viewed all comics.
Thank you, sje. Thank you indeed.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
(Thing is, I had definitely seen both those comics before, and deffo in Assetbar, so I don't know what' s going on.)
(Thing is, I had definitely seen both those comics before, and deffo in Assetbar, so I don't know what' s going on.)
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Assetbar be crazy.
Assetbar be crazy.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Assetbar be ghostin'.
Assetbar be ghostin'.
sje46
+0 -0
I can't believe that there are only 50 I haven't viewed. I've viewed them all, of course, but I thought that half of them I looked at before I got me an account.
I can't believe that there are only 50 I haven't viewed. I've viewed them all, of course, but I thought that half of them I looked at before I got me an account.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Are we really on the verge of 1500? I have 1499 read in my profile thing.
Are we really on the verge of 1500? I have 1499 read in my profile thing.
wolfensti
+0 -0
Do as your servitor, Go from the start, in a blaze of classic humoristic strips, Lie Bot/Phillipe interractions, Subway rivalries, Roast Beef on the moon, Chucklebot, and also, awesome BLISTER ACTION
Do as your servitor, Go from the start, in a blaze of classic humoristic strips, Lie Bot/Phillipe interractions, Subway rivalries, Roast Beef on the moon, Chucklebot, and also, awesome BLISTER ACTION
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Oh man Blister. He severely needs to be brought back. Definitely the best minor character.
Oh man Blister. He severely needs to be brought back. Definitely the best minor character.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
CLASSIC BLISTER
CLASSIC BLISTER
theguitarhero
+1 -0
WHO IS GOING TO YELL AT GOD
WHO IS GOING TO YELL AT GOD
nice-on-water
+0 -0
THAT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING HE SAID
THAT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING HE SAID
stereo
+0 -0
BLISTER? I HARDLY KNEW ER!
BLISTER? I HARDLY KNEW ER!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
To bliss. I like it. Proceed.
To bliss. I like it. Proceed.
zapatos
+0 -0
Don't worry, we call that character the parenthesis. All your brackets are just fine
Don't worry, we call that character the parenthesis. All your brackets are just fine
freerhi
+0 -0
up til this point,i had the archive to read through. its annoying having to wait for more,im not used to it im scared. word out to smuck smuck and staddy daddy
up til this point,i had the archive to read through. its annoying having to wait for more,im not used to it im scared. word out to smuck smuck and staddy daddy
snatch22
+0 -0
Does anyone know what fine brown liquor it might be? It looks like some generic brandy, but I know Cornelius is classier than that.
Does anyone know what fine brown liquor it might be? It looks like some generic brandy, but I know Cornelius is classier than that.
saulbellow
+0 -0
Oh, hel- lo . [licks palm, mats down hair]
Oh, hel- lo . [licks palm, mats down hair]
belgand
+0 -0
I think the question is a matter of not wanting to do the low sort of thing, but also not wanting to waste something of quality on someone who will not appreciate it.
I think the question is a matter of not wanting to do the low sort of thing, but also not wanting to waste something of quality on someone who will not appreciate it.
sardoniclaconic
+0 -0
looks like cognac to me, maybe
(oh my first big bb code! I hope this works)
looks like cognac to me, maybe
(oh my first big bb code! I hope this works)
hamscout
+0 -0
nicely done, sardoniclaconic-
and a reasonable assumption on the bottle shape, it appears...
nicely done, sardoniclaconic-
and a reasonable assumption on the bottle shape, it appears...
zapatos
+0 -0
Well also the stereotypical rapper would be throwing back some Hennessy.
Well also the stereotypical rapper would be throwing back some Hennessy.
belgand
+0 -0
I thought the rap man stereotype was still Kristal? I know basically nothing about rap culture except that it is entirely terrible.
I thought the rap man stereotype was still Kristal? I know basically nothing about rap culture except that it is entirely terrible.
zapatos
+0 -0
It is dog shit, but blackies drink Hennessy. This is what my friends tell me, they are from Vegas.
It is dog shit, but blackies drink Hennessy. This is what my friends tell me, they are from Vegas.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Friday afternoon PST slips away..
Friday afternoon PST slips away..
sje46
+0 -0
Really? It isn't 5 yet. I thought the afternoon ends at exactly 5.
Really? It isn't 5 yet. I thought the afternoon ends at exactly 5.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Well here it's 5:30, making it 2:30 there, I'd say mid-afternoon is passing mighty quickly. Also I thought it was later than it was.
Well here it's 5:30, making it 2:30 there, I'd say mid-afternoon is passing mighty quickly. Also I thought it was later than it was.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
I think our problem is an unclear definition of "afternoon."
I think our problem is an unclear definition of "afternoon."
belgand
+2 -0
It is currently 3:44 PM in the SF Bay Area and the comic isn't yet up. It is still afternoon. I'm gonna be here to take you through up to the drive time hour when Manic Max and the Kommute Krew will take over to rock you all the way home on our Five O'Clock Cock Rock Block, but for now here's Journey with "Any Way You Want It".
It is currently 3:44 PM in the SF Bay Area and the comic isn't yet up. It is still afternoon. I'm gonna be here to take you through up to the drive time hour when Manic Max and the Kommute Krew will take over to rock you all the way home on our Five O'Clock Cock Rock Block, but for now here's Journey with "Any Way You Want It".
belgand
+1 -0
It's 5:24 now. The last bits of sun have ventured over the horizon and as I'm maybe a mile or so away from the beach it is now entirely night in both the Bay Area and the country. You did not succeed Mr. Onstad. Maybe giving us such precise times to expect is a bad thing.
I realize this is hard to do, but I'd say that building up a buffer first is necessary and then maybe we could get a more consistent schedule. Lots of other strips manage to come out on time every week without fail.
It's 5:24 now. The last bits of sun have ventured over the horizon and as I'm maybe a mile or so away from the beach it is now entirely night in both the Bay Area and the country. You did not succeed Mr. Onstad. Maybe giving us such precise times to expect is a bad thing.
I realize this is hard to do, but I'd say that building up a buffer first is necessary and then maybe we could get a more consistent schedule. Lots of other strips manage to come out on time every week without fail.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It's this god damn touring and Dark Horse shit. And also the dang long ass arc-comics (the comics within the arc). I honestly wouldn't mind a Phillipe/ Lie-Bot or Ray and Beef on the couch every other day. Those are usually the highest rated anyway.
It's this god damn touring and Dark Horse shit. And also the dang long ass arc-comics (the comics within the arc). I honestly wouldn't mind a Phillipe/ Lie-Bot or Ray and Beef on the couch every other day. Those are usually the highest rated anyway.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
But first Shirley Fabuccio with traffic.
But first Shirley Fabuccio with traffic.
belgand
+0 -0
I know that traffic reporting exists here, but I ignore it because 1)I never leave the city 2)driving in the city is basically a grim joke because even if you manage to get somewhere despite the traffic and horrible street planning you'll never find anywhere to park unless you're the sort who's OK with paying $15 to park for an hour or two in which case you can go fuck yourself 3)traffic reporting here seems like it would be best served with just pointing at you an laughing for even deigning to ask the question; it is always terrible and rush hour lasts from about 4 PM to at least 7 PM. I see rush hour traffic even on weekends.
I know that traffic reporting exists here, but I ignore it because 1)I never leave the city 2)driving in the city is basically a grim joke because even if you manage to get somewhere despite the traffic and horrible street planning you'll never find anywhere to park unless you're the sort who's OK with paying $15 to park for an hour or two in which case you can go fuck yourself 3)traffic reporting here seems like it would be best served with just pointing at you an laughing for even deigning to ask the question; it is always terrible and rush hour lasts from about 4 PM to at least 7 PM. I see rush hour traffic even on weekends.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It seems to be like that in every major city; I always imagine LA or something being worse because of all those freeways and whatnots. Brief imitation of a standard traffic report:
this is Kelly with your Traffic Jam @ 5 you're gonna want to avoid 87 we have a jack-knifed tractor trailer there with both lanes northbound closed the expressway doesn't look much better lots of congestion from exits 47 to 62 you're better off taking the southern state to patchogue-holbrook every road everywhere is fucked up people are dying sell your car but not your radio because you have to listen to LONG ISLAND'S ONLY CLASSIC ROCK...WXYZ100.1, THE ROCK
not a real station
It seems to be like that in every major city; I always imagine LA or something being worse because of all those freeways and whatnots. Brief imitation of a standard traffic report:
this is Kelly with your Traffic Jam @ 5 you're gonna want to avoid 87 we have a jack-knifed tractor trailer there with both lanes northbound closed the expressway doesn't look much better lots of congestion from exits 47 to 62 you're better off taking the southern state to patchogue-holbrook every road everywhere is fucked up people are dying sell your car but not your radio because you have to listen to LONG ISLAND'S ONLY CLASSIC ROCK...WXYZ100.1, THE ROCK
not a real station
theguitarhero
+0 -0
One of the classic rock stations in Tampa is The Bone.
One of the classic rock stations in Tampa is The Bone.
stereo
+0 -0
The Bear, Northern Michigan's Classic Rock Station.
I just wanted to capitalize every word in a sentence.
The Bear, Northern Michigan's Classic Rock Station.
I just wanted to capitalize every word in a sentence.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
We had one of those too. It died. But it was in Connecticut anyway so the signal sucked mostly and it was dumb because its playlist was basically: Motley Crue > Posion > Ozzy Osborne > AC/DC > Posion > Twisted Sister (guess what song) > Led Zeppelin > Van Halen > Motley Crue, repeat.
We had one of those too. It died. But it was in Connecticut anyway so the signal sucked mostly and it was dumb because its playlist was basically: Motley Crue > Posion > Ozzy Osborne > AC/DC > Posion > Twisted Sister (guess what song) > Led Zeppelin > Van Halen > Motley Crue, repeat.
belgand
+0 -0
I currently listen to 107.7 The Bone.
Apparently there used to be a rock/classic rock station in the area for a long time named KUM although I forget the full call sign. Apparently there were ads about "Don't touch that dial... it's got KUM on it!" and "Wake up with KUM in your ear!". Juvenile, yes, but I can still desire to laugh at them.
Actually, we apparently used to have some really great radio stations around here, but they've all been bought out and reformatted and there's very little left. I try to listen to KUSF, but tons of hills and a small-wattage college station are not a good combination.
I currently listen to 107.7 The Bone.
Apparently there used to be a rock/classic rock station in the area for a long time named KUM although I forget the full call sign. Apparently there were ads about "Don't touch that dial... it's got KUM on it!" and "Wake up with KUM in your ear!". Juvenile, yes, but I can still desire to laugh at them.
Actually, we apparently used to have some really great radio stations around here, but they've all been bought out and reformatted and there's very little left. I try to listen to KUSF, but tons of hills and a small-wattage college station are not a good combination.
zapatos
+0 -0
Haha, did Kareoke (sp?fuxit) to that gem from Journey. Hella drunk, we rocked it.
Haha, did Kareoke (sp?fuxit) to that gem from Journey. Hella drunk, we rocked it.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Don't Stop Believing > Any Way You Want It
Don't Stop Believing > Any Way You Want It
belgand
+1 -0
True, but DSB has become a bit too popular lately. Also "Any Way You Want It" is an acknowledged party anthem that was good enough for Rodney Dangerfield and basically signals "we are partying now".
I had to deal with "When the Lights Go Down In the City" the other day. Be glad it doesn't come to that. It was also kinda weird because the song is about this city (which was also built on Rock and Roll which, while generally not a very good thing, is probably because a lot of it is already built on landfill and with all the earthquakes that's very structurally unsound so Rock and Roll is a bit of an improvement in unsound foundation materials) and while I was driving at night it is never really more than kinda dusk around here due to all of the streetlights. We have hella light pollution.
True, but DSB has become a bit too popular lately. Also "Any Way You Want It" is an acknowledged party anthem that was good enough for Rodney Dangerfield and basically signals "we are partying now".
I had to deal with "When the Lights Go Down In the City" the other day. Be glad it doesn't come to that. It was also kinda weird because the song is about this city (which was also built on Rock and Roll which, while generally not a very good thing, is probably because a lot of it is already built on landfill and with all the earthquakes that's very structurally unsound so Rock and Roll is a bit of an improvement in unsound foundation materials) and while I was driving at night it is never really more than kinda dusk around here due to all of the streetlights. We have hella light pollution.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I was raised on the likes of DSB and I hope my life predates "lately" by at least a few years.
I was raised on the likes of DSB and I hope my life predates "lately" by at least a few years.
belgand
+0 -0
I'm just saying that since Family Guy it has been, well, a bit tainted by people. I still like it, but it has experienced a recent surge in popularity.
Perhaps switching to "The Final Countdown" is advised? If anything that's merely connected to Arrested Development and that isn't anything to be ashamed of.
I'm just saying that since Family Guy it has been, well, a bit tainted by people. I still like it, but it has experienced a recent surge in popularity.
Perhaps switching to "The Final Countdown" is advised? If anything that's merely connected to Arrested Development and that isn't anything to be ashamed of.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Oh, that song is inexorably connected with Gob, don't worry, but I've had Journey blasting in my house since I can remember and there's no way Family Guy or pop culture as a whole can take that from me.
Oh, that song is inexorably connected with Gob, don't worry, but I've had Journey blasting in my house since I can remember and there's no way Family Guy or pop culture as a whole can take that from me.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Right, like the guy in the 3000 dollar suit is gonna let Seth MacFarlene take Journey away from him! COME ON!
Right, like the guy in the 3000 dollar suit is gonna let Seth MacFarlene take Journey away from him! COME ON!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Seth MacFarlane has made a huge mistake.
Seth MacFarlane has made a huge mistake.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Seth MacFarlane: "There is always money in fart jokes!"
Seth MacFarlane: "There is always money in fart jokes!"
nice-on-water
+0 -0
::click click::
::click click::
zapatos
+0 -0
Fuck man sometimes I love you so much.
Fuck man sometimes I love you so much.
belgand
+0 -0
Even the Simpsons knew the magic of "Any Way You Want It" when they had Rodney Dangerfield on.
Even the Simpsons knew the magic of "Any Way You Want It" when they had Rodney Dangerfield on.
zapatos
+0 -0
Well you gotta sing what is available (sp fux) and shit it was hella fun.
I'm all kinda stoned, hella word.
Well you gotta sing what is available (sp fux) and shit it was hella fun.
I'm all kinda stoned, hella word.
tekende
+0 -0
Man yeah "Don't Stop Believing" is one of my favorite songs. I like to sing along even though I absolutely do not have the range to do so.
Man yeah "Don't Stop Believing" is one of my favorite songs. I like to sing along even though I absolutely do not have the range to do so.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Shit, I used to do the guitar solo, with my voice, in perfect tone and pitch, but then I couldn't do it anymore, and it wasn;t puberty because my voice changed when I was 13 but this has only happened in the past year or so. It distresses me because then I do something like try and sing the solo whilst drunk at a party. Drunker than I'd ever been. :(
Shit, I used to do the guitar solo, with my voice, in perfect tone and pitch, but then I couldn't do it anymore, and it wasn;t puberty because my voice changed when I was 13 but this has only happened in the past year or so. It distresses me because then I do something like try and sing the solo whilst drunk at a party. Drunker than I'd ever been. :(
biff
+1 -0
This is the sort of anal-retentive mathematician question I can answer for you.
The afternoon lasts from 12:00:01 until 6:00.
At 6:00:01 it becomes evening, and remains so until 9:00.
9:00:01 until midnight, it is night.
One second after midnight, it becomes morning, which remains in effect until noon.
And we start all over again.
As on a previous thread, your regional definitions may vary. And arguing about it is futilitarian.
But these are the generally accepted definitions.
This is the sort of anal-retentive mathematician question I can answer for you.
The afternoon lasts from 12:00:01 until 6:00.
At 6:00:01 it becomes evening, and remains so until 9:00.
9:00:01 until midnight, it is night.
One second after midnight, it becomes morning, which remains in effect until noon.
And we start all over again.
As on a previous thread, your regional definitions may vary. And arguing about it is futilitarian.
But these are the generally accepted definitions.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
I would assume all regional definitions to be PST, since that's where the 'stad lives.
I would assume all regional definitions to be PST, since that's where the 'stad lives.
belgand
+0 -0
I have long claimed we need a new time system. Not some idiotic decimal time either, just some improvements to how it doesn't make a lot of sense now.
First we move everything by six hours. A new day will now start at 1:00 AM which will occur at the present 6 AM. This is Morning and will continue until 6 AM which will be our current noon. After 6 AM is afternoon through 12:59 AM after which Night starts at 1:00 PM.
All AM times are day and all PM times are night. 12 is part of the rest of the sequence and will not switch weirdly. So no 12 AM really being morning and 12 PM being noon which is confusing and weird. Morning starts at what is roughly dawn and evening starts at roughly dusk. This is the ideal system.
I have long claimed we need a new time system. Not some idiotic decimal time either, just some improvements to how it doesn't make a lot of sense now.
First we move everything by six hours. A new day will now start at 1:00 AM which will occur at the present 6 AM. This is Morning and will continue until 6 AM which will be our current noon. After 6 AM is afternoon through 12:59 AM after which Night starts at 1:00 PM.
All AM times are day and all PM times are night. 12 is part of the rest of the sequence and will not switch weirdly. So no 12 AM really being morning and 12 PM being noon which is confusing and weird. Morning starts at what is roughly dawn and evening starts at roughly dusk. This is the ideal system.
tekende
+0 -0
I feel that "night" lasts until you go to bed after getting home from the bar.
I feel that "night" lasts until you go to bed after getting home from the bar.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
6AM-12PM: Morning
12PM-6PM: Afternoon
6PM-12AM: Evening
12AM-6AM: Night
This is the way that makes the most sense. You don't sleep in the morning, you "sleep at night".
6AM-12PM: Morning
12PM-6PM: Afternoon
6PM-12AM: Evening
12AM-6AM: Night
This is the way that makes the most sense. You don't sleep in the morning, you "sleep at night".
sje46
+0 -0
I refuse to believe 5:30 is the afternoon.
Well. Actually
It depends on what time of year it is, and DST.
11PM is most definitely night, though.
I refuse to believe 5:30 is the afternoon.
Well. Actually
It depends on what time of year it is, and DST.
11PM is most definitely night, though.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I'd say afternoon ends AT 5, not including.
I'd say afternoon ends AT 5, not including.
tekende
+0 -0
I agree.
I agree.
biff
+0 -0
Quote:
Even if I sleep 'til the crack of noon?
Quote:
You don't sleep in the morning, you "sleep at night".
Even if I sleep 'til the crack of noon?
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Or we could all ignore these and just say Onstad missed the deadline?
Or we could all ignore these and just say Onstad missed the deadline?
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
As of 4 minutes ago, I concur.
As of 4 minutes ago, I concur.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
The Piro-esque levels of lateness of late are quite saddening.
The Piro-esque levels of lateness of late are quite saddening.
belgand
+0 -0
All sad Phillipe crying in the snow.
All sad Phillipe crying in the snow.
wolfensti
+1 -0
Really, this is the saddest thing
Really, this is the saddest thing
nice-on-water
+0 -0
The new comic looks to be "Ended The Mafia"-esque. Thank God. Can't wait. But I probably won't read it till 3:00 and leave several half-drunk comments. COLLEGE AM I RIGHT
The new comic looks to be "Ended The Mafia"-esque. Thank God. Can't wait. But I probably won't read it till 3:00 and leave several half-drunk comments. COLLEGE AM I RIGHT
sje46
+0 -0
UARITESIR
UARITESIR
nice-on-water
+0 -0
YA GESS WHAT I DID GET DRUKN LOOOOOOOOOL
:(
YA GESS WHAT I DID GET DRUKN LOOOOOOOOOL
:(
sje46
+0 -0
LOL I DRANK A LOT OF COEK LOLOLOL
LOL I DRANK A LOT OF COEK LOLOLOL
nice-on-water
+0 -0
YA ME 2 THATS WAT I MEANT SRY 4 LYIN
YA ME 2 THATS WAT I MEANT SRY 4 LYIN
sje46
+0 -0
ITS OKYA MY FREIND
::)))))
ITS OKYA MY FREIND
::)))))
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I JUS WANNA B COOL U NO?
I JUS WANNA B COOL U NO?
sje46
+0 -0
IT FINE YUO CAN TRY ROOTBEAR INSTEED THEY WONT NO THE DIFFERNCE :)
IT FINE YUO CAN TRY ROOTBEAR INSTEED THEY WONT NO THE DIFFERNCE :)
nice-on-water
+0 -0
THANX MAN I DON WANNA BE EMBRASSED AT PARTYS U NO WAT I MEAN
THANX MAN I DON WANNA BE EMBRASSED AT PARTYS U NO WAT I MEAN
zapatos
+0 -0
jesus christ...
jesus christ...
nice-on-water
+0 -0
FUXX JESUS LOL GOD AINT EXISTS IMA ATHIST U MUST B FROM DA SOUTH LLLLLLLLLL
FUXX JESUS LOL GOD AINT EXISTS IMA ATHIST U MUST B FROM DA SOUTH LLLLLLLLLL
skiddyfisk
+1 -0
"New Philippe strip Friday afternoon Tongan Local Time."
that was yesterday
"New Philippe strip Friday afternoon Tongan Local Time."
that was yesterday
rowboat
+0 -1
Do you ever get tired of saying the same mother fucking thing over and over and over again, skiddyfish?
Just curious.
Do you ever get tired of saying the same mother fucking thing over and over and over again, skiddyfish?
Just curious.
skiddyfisk
+2 -0
No, I get tired of the same mother fucking thing happening over and over and over again, rowboah.
No, I get tired of the same mother fucking thing happening over and over and over again, rowboah.
rowboat
+0 -0
Mother fuck!
Mother fuck!
theguitarhero
+0 -0
The saddest thing is a homeless dude getting yelled out of the parking lot of the grocery store I work at...
Thanks to the Salvation Army bell ringer.
The saddest thing is a homeless dude getting yelled out of the parking lot of the grocery store I work at...
Thanks to the Salvation Army bell ringer.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
damn that is pretty much the opposite of what a Salvation Army volunteer should be doing
damn that is pretty much the opposite of what a Salvation Army volunteer should be doing
theguitarhero
+0 -1
I know that's why it is so sad.
I watched her do it twice, once by asking our head manager to do it and once doing it herself.
For the record, she did come to me and told me to go talk to a manager, and I did but only because something similar happened before and it was a creepy raper dude (like he was stalking ladies in the parking lot) so I went to one of the assistant managers and she said that there wasn't really anything we could do, and it wasn't worth it. Shortly after our head manager came out, talked to the guy, and then the guy left. And then the fucking Salvation Army lady fucking walks over to this guy getting his bike and points out that she got the homeless guy kicked out of the parking lot...
I felt so horribly bad about it...
I know that's why it is so sad.
I watched her do it twice, once by asking our head manager to do it and once doing it herself.
For the record, she did come to me and told me to go talk to a manager, and I did but only because something similar happened before and it was a creepy raper dude (like he was stalking ladies in the parking lot) so I went to one of the assistant managers and she said that there wasn't really anything we could do, and it wasn't worth it. Shortly after our head manager came out, talked to the guy, and then the guy left. And then the fucking Salvation Army lady fucking walks over to this guy getting his bike and points out that she got the homeless guy kicked out of the parking lot...
I felt so horribly bad about it...
theguitarhero
+0 -1
Why did I get a lame?
Why did I get a lame?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
No, don't ask why. No, don't ask why.
No, don't ask why. No, don't ask why.
mattylite
+0 -0
I tell you we must die.
I tell you we must die.
mczapp
+0 -1
This arc is fucking awful
sorry
This arc is fucking awful
sorry
sje46
+0 -0
The arcs fine, I just think it's taking a little long.
The arcs fine, I just think it's taking a little long.
stereo
+0 -0
This is how I felt about the wedding. By the time it actually happened, I was thoroughly disinterested. I don't have a problem with Beef being married, but I am not here for the soap opera esque arcs.
This is how I felt about the wedding. By the time it actually happened, I was thoroughly disinterested. I don't have a problem with Beef being married, but I am not here for the soap opera esque arcs.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
My gripe was all the months of leadup to the wedding and then *yoink* PAYSITE BITCHES
My gripe was all the months of leadup to the wedding and then *yoink* PAYSITE BITCHES
zapatos
+0 -0
paysite isn't quite what you think it is.
paysite isn't quite what you think it is.
gladi8orrex
+1 -0
ma vid cod blewd up yall, oslo i tells a study.
a car (cadilac) drves off and cliff wit 4 balck peeps in it, y is dis and shame?
lol, cuz the cardilac sets 5!
ma vid cod blewd up yall, oslo i tells a study.
a car (cadilac) drves off and cliff wit 4 balck peeps in it, y is dis and shame?
lol, cuz the cardilac sets 5!
adjack
+0 -1
Hey so how many other people are just stoned, eating jelly sandwiches, and refreshing achewood every few minutes to see if the new philippe strip is up yet?
Hey so how many other people are just stoned, eating jelly sandwiches, and refreshing achewood every few minutes to see if the new philippe strip is up yet?
gladi8orrex
+0 -0
plz 2 shutzit pot hed u r so dum
plz 2 shutzit pot hed u r so dum
adjack
+0 -0
you should never be a cock to a stranger.
you should never be a cock to a stranger.
hamscout
+0 -0
never be rude to an Arab...
never be rude to an Arab...
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Is it okay to kill one though?
Is it okay to kill one though?
saulbellow
+0 -0
"... this is the central Camus' The Stranger. Although I was unable to read the whole thing, this book report will focus on the ramifications of Chapter 1 on American-Arab relations ..."
"... this is the central Camus' The Stranger. Although I was unable to read the whole thing, this book report will focus on the ramifications of Chapter 1 on American-Arab relations ..."
sje46
+1 -0
Looky what I found!
https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14975179927
Looky what I found!
https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14975179927
stereo
+0 -0
Wow, a discussion forum for people who want to talk about a discussion forum which is for people who want to talk about a comic.
What next, a cat that takes a picture of its own camera which is taking a picture of a cat?
Wow, a discussion forum for people who want to talk about a discussion forum which is for people who want to talk about a comic.
What next, a cat that takes a picture of its own camera which is taking a picture of a cat?
sje46
+1 -0
You should join it!
You should join it!
stereo
+0 -0
I hold no truck with that book of faces. It's creepy in the same way a tree with hands instead of leaves is creepy. Not into it.
Also, I accidentally chubbied you while writing this. I always wondered how people accidentally lamed, and now I know.
I hold no truck with that book of faces. It's creepy in the same way a tree with hands instead of leaves is creepy. Not into it.
Also, I accidentally chubbied you while writing this. I always wondered how people accidentally lamed, and now I know.
achilleselbow
+1 -1
theguitarhero
+0 -0
WHY GOD WHY POST THAT.
Seriously that last one is easily the creepiest disease ever.
WHY GOD WHY POST THAT.
Seriously that last one is easily the creepiest disease ever.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Harrumph! Little orcs always complaining.
Harrumph! Little orcs always complaining.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Uh-hee-hee-hee...
Uh-hee-hee-hee...
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
So maybe you'll stop masturbating.
Because THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!
Well?
So maybe you'll stop masturbating.
Because THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!
Well?
rowboat
+0 -0
Well, he seems in pretty good spirits.
Well, he seems in pretty good spirits.
stereo
+0 -0
My rectal sheath just decided to exit through the rear.
My rectal sheath just decided to exit through the rear.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Assetbar Philippe, you didn't know about this? We've all been on there since the Handface Weekend. Falseprophet needs to give you your officer title, stat.
Also, now we know who you are.
Assetbar Philippe, you didn't know about this? We've all been on there since the Handface Weekend. Falseprophet needs to give you your officer title, stat.
Also, now we know who you are.
sje46
+0 -0
You guys already knew my first name, middle name, town I grew up in, high school, college, and place of employment. Also, I put my last name as my AIM which I put under my info. You guys know way too much about me.
I came here after Handface, and I really wish I knew about htis group before.
Also, I requested Onstad.
Awesome
Request me if you so care.
You guys already knew my first name, middle name, town I grew up in, high school, college, and place of employment. Also, I put my last name as my AIM which I put under my info. You guys know way too much about me.
I came here after Handface, and I really wish I knew about htis group before.
Also, I requested Onstad.
Awesome
Request me if you so care.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Sje are you on facebook? Add me! I'm on the facebook group already.
Sje are you on facebook? Add me! I'm on the facebook group already.
autrepoupee
+0 -0
sje are you in your bed room? Look there! I'm in your closet already.
haha seriously though check your windows :0)
sje are you in your bed room? Look there! I'm in your closet already.
haha seriously though check your windows :0)
theguitarhero
+0 -0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
sje46
+0 -0
Oh! HAI AUTREPOUPEE!!!!
Did you come to play with me?
Oh! HAI AUTREPOUPEE!!!!
Did you come to play with me?
hausea
+0 -0
I'm thoroughly disappointed that overpaying one's taxes does not result in a good friend and a beautiful lady showing up at your house with fine brown liquor.
I'm thoroughly disappointed that overpaying one's taxes does not result in a good friend and a beautiful lady showing up at your house with fine brown liquor.
skiddyfisk
+0 -0
It's almost sunday. I'm calling it another miss.
It's almost sunday. I'm calling it another miss.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
theguitarhero
+0 -0
Man if every man in America read this we'd be out of the recession in no time flat.
Man if every man in America read this we'd be out of the recession in no time flat.
bluesabub
+0 -0
this whole storyline (connie and his new broad) is painful
this whole storyline (connie and his new broad) is painful
hyetal
+0 -0
There are too many comments. My opinions will be ignored. I will write them instead in a private journal, and pretend that it matters either way.
There are too many comments. My opinions will be ignored. I will write them instead in a private journal, and pretend that it matters either way.
zapatos
+0 -0
There are so many comments. You should scan your journal entry, and upload it for us to enjoy.
There are so many comments. You should scan your journal entry, and upload it for us to enjoy.
rowboat
+0 -0
Don't make jokes about that kind of thing, Zappy.
Don't make jokes about that kind of thing, Zappy.
zapatos
+0 -0
Jokes?
I want to read her journal. His? Whatever.
...how about we go get some microbrews RB?
Jokes?
I want to read her journal. His? Whatever.
...how about we go get some microbrews RB?
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Dude's so raw, he drops a deuce on the thread, and dares you to say somethin'. Shiiiiiiiiit.
The man has wicked sack.
He should seek an ointment or unguent for that.
I had wicked sack once, terrible, it was. Couldn't ride a bike for three weeks.
huh...
last time I had wicked sack I got hell of chubbies and mad respect. And soon I wasn't walking, I was being carried.
If it reaches the stage where dementia becomes a symptom you should really seek medical attention immediately as it can rapidly become fatal at that point and, at the very least, require amputation of your sack before it spreads more fully.
I indeed reached the mentioned stage of dementia.
"We're sorry, but we must remove your wicked sack," they told me.
And as they proceeded to do their thing, my sack smacked the surgeon upside the head, saying
"The HELL you amputate me! You can't touch this!"
I woke up three weeks later under a pile of Brazilian supermodels and smelling like a swimming pool of José Cuervo
Sack Attack, motherfucka.
Try what I did. Only $10k up front.
https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7743214.stm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LITTLE NEPHEW'S DUMB IDEAS KILLED SOMEONE
I was kinda disappointed that this didn't involve little individual pant(s?) legs.
My girlfriend knows that kid.
Knew.
This...this is so fucked up.
What? No Civic?
I should be lamed vigorously because there are so many things in this strip that I don't even get.
Panel 4 - is he really going in there to drink that bottle? If so, why would anyone consider that being "on" or entertaining?
Panel 8: Golf clubs? Underlining? What?
I usually have a pretty good sense for when something is just supposed to be so random that it doesn't need to make sense. But I'm not getting that here -- it seems like there has to be some joke somewhere.
Maybe I'm getting too old. I don't know.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS MOTHERFUCKER
We know, Falseprophet. We know.
If it makes you feel any better, you probably wouldn't have used that week and a half to do anything all that productive otherwise anyway.
Boy, you really hate that book, don't you? This is the second time you've brought it up.
I hope you know that was a labor of love that started when I was six years old
... or possibly when Strong Bad was six years old ... whatever.
That's a good drawing! You draw better than I do!
Is that a bat, or a man carrying a really large Christmas cracker?
It's clearly a bat doing some kind of crazy reverse handplant skateboarding move.
on the lip of a nuclear power plant
Oh wow crud man no wonder I never smoke this stuff
Close. I think you meant to link the strip after that one.
Damn it echidnaboy why you so stupid can't you do anything right ever
Now now, don't beat yourself up about this. There are hordes of people who will do that for you.
Pfah.
I think in panel four she knows he isnt actually going in there to drink it and is just trying to be goofy and put on a show for her. The drawings on the wall are connie calling ray a cave man.
He's sure in there for a long time being goofy if that's the case. There's a whole lot of dialogue going on in the subsequent panels.
Which had me wondering; Why didn't Ray invite them in? Kind of a dick move leaving them at the front door.
I think he is planning on smoking marijuana inside. That would, I presume, take about fifteen minutes and potentially involve both coughing and laughing.
This is merely my interpretation, but I am not a drug fiend so perhaps I am incorrect.
Really? Really? Are both you and Saul Bellow not feeling this? It's funny, Ray's mucking around. I have friends that take jokes this far and it's awesome. Like a little performance. He'll be out in five seconds with a big grin and bucketloads of hospitality. This is actually a very accurate portrayal of the start of a fun night for me.
Yay, brains.
This is me during house parties. Running around checking on everyone, swearing and flirting with the wrong people, laughing at jokes that aren't funny.
Hell I love house parties.
Being a cock to a stranger, like (Polly being the stranger).
I saw fattybeaver's avaicon elsewhere on the Internet in it's proper context and it was disconcerting. I was like "I recognize those bouncing tits!"
It was a site for pornography. It made a lot more sense. It also meant that I now know (or roughly know) where it came from.
WHOSE TITS ARE THEY
I MUST KNOW
He's right, we demand a link.
In the meantime, I'm gonna guess Kianna Dior. They look about the right size and color.
Here is the link you have requested.
It was a sidebar sort of thing on some site. It was exactly like fattybeaver's though. You never saw a face or anything else.
I thought it ws going to be a Rickroll, yet it was not.
I am classier than that. "Never Gonna Give You Up" is completely played out.
I also frequently use TinyUrl. For longer links it looks weird when I'm formatting things and I lose track of myself otherwise.
Have you heard about Best Act Ever ?
You may want to change your opinion.
A Poem by Robert Frost
Quote:
I THINK I KNOW
Her boyfriend's on vacation, though.
He will not see me browsing here,
And watching breasts bounce to and fro'.
NICE.
Fattybeaver's
defunct chest
which used to
bounce like watersmooth-taupe
grapefruits
and break onetwothreefourfive Internetheartsjustlikethat
Jesus
she had exquisite ones
and what i want to know is
how do you like jiggling like that
for all Eternity
You're form is similar to Danielewski's in Only Revolutions.
Two tits bounced on a chest
And I-- I took the one less bouncy
And it has made all the difference
don'tsayheforcedtherhymedon'tsayheforcedtherhyme you are NOT that guy!
what
I've been confused here too often recently.
Good lord
Chubbied Hard.
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I am pretty sure Ray would pay someone to do what Mr. Bear describes in the last panel, not do it himself.
Pfah. Ray has a significant amount of disposable income, but I would venture to say that he doesn't have enough to casually pay starving artists to render female parts and athletic equipment crudely in pencil on an 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of ultra white printer paper (this is how I picture it). Pfah, I say.
$600,000,000 for his earliest porn picture?
Pfah! It's a buyer's market.
Pfah.
I wish I could chubby this and lame it at the same time. Lubby.