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Mousse/She's getting closer Monday, December 17, 2001 • read strip Viewing 27 comments:

Archie got ladies.

Ladies FIGHT over Archie . . . all catty and scheming and hella looking for an advantage over each other in their bikinis . . . ladies all want the redhead Archie. Is Archie-hair man in the bathroom now red of hair and freckled to go with his 'do?

I never got why they all adored Archie but ignored that Jughead fellow. I hear he's quite the dish.

This makes me think of.. Archie/Punisher crossover.

Oh hell yes! The strip was only a four till this comment.

betty or veronica?

A comment left by efurman was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ShemmJacc, heccibiggs, howl)

Why settle for a compromise? Three way.

That's Zapatos!

I never realized Archie looked like a bear before.

He even got the little crosshatching on the side of his head

Word up! definitively a five.

the only achewood comic to date that made me feel disturbed

I am vastly impressed that Teodor can create freckles and eyebrows using only a bottle of mousse. Truly, he is "The MacGyver of Bears (who want to look like Archie.)"

Fuck that is horrible that is more scarring than Phillipe when he cut his own hair fuck

Lyle comes off as genuinely interested in the going ons of his housemates, which is strikingly uncharacteristic of him. I am unsure how this makes me feel.

Interested? No. He's lurking, on the prowl for information that will serve him well in the future.

Naw, he's just giving him shit.

This is his duty.

Lyle is, as ever, collecting blackmail information, which he can use for favours after 'the lights go out'.

in archie world everything is defined by the length, color, and style of one's follicles. where else is the defining factor between one superhot chick being popular and sought-after and another superhot chick being a tomboy bumpkin is the color of their hair. EVEN THOUGH THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!!!

He looks nothing like me. (My first name might be Archie)

apparently, archie has proposed to veronica in a recent issue of the comic. some archie comics nerd sold his original #1 because hes so pissed about archies choice.

Seriously though VERONICA?

he should have just kept the money he spent on the ring and kept pegging them both, like he has been for the past however-many years.

This comic could actually be reduced to just the last panel. Actually that would make a good perplexing tattoo.

Or Epitaph

i think this is the very first REAL achewood comic. it defines teodor as who he is.