cuddlefish
+0 -0
A comment left by cuddlefish was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Norsef, ActualTaunt, Rainwolfj)
A comment left by cuddlefish was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Norsef, ActualTaunt, Rainwolfj)
dezufnocosem
+0 -0
A comment left by dezufnocosem was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Norsef, tetrisattack, ActualTaunt, Godlord2, Rainwolfj)
A comment left by dezufnocosem was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Norsef, tetrisattack, ActualTaunt, Godlord2, Rainwolfj)
nohassles
+24 -0
these three comments are useful in that they now allow us to isolate the chubby factor dependent only on position and not content
soon we will be able to predict exactly how many internet strangers will appreciate my opinions before they are even voiced
these three comments are useful in that they now allow us to isolate the chubby factor dependent only on position and not content
soon we will be able to predict exactly how many internet strangers will appreciate my opinions before they are even voiced
utv
+2 -0
These chubbies are a relic of the era in which merely quoting the strip would result in a torrent of goodwill, as opposed to the flurry of lames one would receive for such lazy annotation today. Do not expect your findings to be accurate.
These chubbies are a relic of the era in which merely quoting the strip would result in a torrent of goodwill, as opposed to the flurry of lames one would receive for such lazy annotation today. Do not expect your findings to be accurate.
epicurus
+3 -0
we simply need to adjust for the change over time of the fundamental constants, which is itself a new constant.
we simply need to adjust for the change over time of the fundamental constants, which is itself a new constant.
tttt2
+2 -1
holy shit nohassles shut the fuck up
holy shit nohassles shut the fuck up
dybrar
+0 -0
It's like the gun kata of chubbies.
It's like the gun kata of chubbies.
perhapsmaybe
+25 -1
darthemed
+35 -0
I wish you were a captain, Mr. Beefheart.
I wish you were a captain, Mr. Beefheart.
cashprizes
+12 -0
<3 beef. one day you will have a lady friend.
<3 beef. one day you will have a lady friend.
tipist
+0 -0
But if he were to have committed suicide, wouldn't he meet her sooner, seeing as they meet in heaven?
But if he were to have committed suicide, wouldn't he meet her sooner, seeing as they meet in heaven?
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
suicides go to hell, if you believe that sort of thing
suicides go to hell, if you believe that sort of thing
luckypyjamas
+14 -0
Even within this strip's continuity
Even within this strip's continuity
tipist
+0 -0
Excellent point, good sir. A chubby for your research.
Excellent point, good sir. A chubby for your research.
winkmartindale
+1 -1
And here. https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuab6Thjp
And here. https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuab6Thjp
rosie
+26 -1
<3 Beef. I wish I could get the dude some fluoxetine or something. Maybe some Gleemonex.
<3 Beef. I wish I could get the dude some fluoxetine or something. Maybe some Gleemonex.
zefiel
+3 -0
Chubbie for Kids in the Hall
Chubbie for Kids in the Hall
postblank
+0 -0
I like to imagine the memory that Roast Beef would be stuck in would involve Weldon.
I like to imagine the memory that Roast Beef would be stuck in would involve Weldon.
kamet
+0 -0
Hella chubby for that, mate.
Hella chubby for that, mate.
indiglow
+7 -0
Teamosil?
Teamosil?
nickb285
+0 -0
There's no I in Teamosil, at least not where you'd think.
There's no I in Teamosil, at least not where you'd think.
nabeel84
+1 -0
He'd prefer Helpolax or Hopeugrin.
jokes from the future...
He'd prefer Helpolax or Hopeugrin.
jokes from the future...
fuckyoufriday
+5 -2
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS!
flynn
+4 -0
<3 Beef
<3 Beef
deancain29
+0 -0
BEEEEEEEFF
BEEEEEEEFF
achewoodno1fan
+0 -2
haha i bust up
haha i bust up
zyrelax
+15 -0
Cries for help are better when they start with breakfast in bed.
Cries for help are better when they start with breakfast in bed.
tombsgrave
+2 -0
Be~ef <3
Be~ef <3
1000hz
+17 -0
No, Beef, I did not know that.
Here, have some Ketel One.
No, Beef, I did not know that.
Here, have some Ketel One.
kelsotimebomb
+1 -0
Olive... or twist?
OLIVE? ... or TWIST?!
Olive... or twist?
OLIVE? ... or TWIST?!
hateandwar
+3 -0
POMMES ODER BROT
POMMES ODER BROT
spectre
+0 -0
A comment left by spectre was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by rowboat, Audhumla, aperson)
A comment left by spectre was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by rowboat, Audhumla, aperson)
fox
+1 -2
The alt texts from this time made me very agitated.
The alt texts from this time made me very agitated.
johnnyrocker
+0 -0
why?
why?
straw
+0 -0
This alt text, I think, sums up the entire reason Onstad started this thing in such as a serious manner.
This alt text, I think, sums up the entire reason Onstad started this thing in such as a serious manner.
atticusonline
+7 -0
<3 ray
<3 ray
javonathan
+2 -0
This strip makes my eyes water. With tears.
This strip makes my eyes water. With tears.
dovey
+4 -0
3ef
3ef
godfatherofsouls
+3 -0
Old-Timey Roast Beef's catchphrase.
Old-Timey Roast Beef's catchphrase.
lacrimus
+3 -0
<3 Pancakes
<3 Pancakes
spinynorman
+6 -1
We have all been Beef at some time or another.
We have all been Beef at some time or another.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I really have to say with some conviction that I've never wanted to kill myself. Ever.
I do like making pancakes though.
I really have to say with some conviction that I've never wanted to kill myself. Ever.
I do like making pancakes though.
boredom_man
+0 -0
Then it logically follows that you have never actually decided to live, having never fully contemplated your other option.
Then it logically follows that you have never actually decided to live, having never fully contemplated your other option.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I've decided to live so hard that at times I've been close to dying. Does that count?
I've decided to live so hard that at times I've been close to dying. Does that count?
boredom_man
+1 -0
Are you saying that you almost died and chose to live, or that you sat around thinking of living so hard that it almost killed you? If the former, then that counts, because you had the opportunity to choose to die, even if it wouldn't be classified by others as a suicide (though the decision might have been made instinctively). If it's the latter, then Mortality: your doin it rong.
Are you saying that you almost died and chose to live, or that you sat around thinking of living so hard that it almost killed you? If the former, then that counts, because you had the opportunity to choose to die, even if it wouldn't be classified by others as a suicide (though the decision might have been made instinctively). If it's the latter, then Mortality: your doin it rong.
boredom_man
+0 -0
Oh my god. You're saying that you've been really, really high, aren't you? Jesus. I'm sorry for picking on you, I forget that most people my age were raised by marshmallows in the land of pussy.
Oh my god. You're saying that you've been really, really high, aren't you? Jesus. I'm sorry for picking on you, I forget that most people my age were raised by marshmallows in the land of pussy.
spinynorman
+2 -0
Consider that last phrase stolen.
Consider that last phrase stolen.
spinynorman
+1 -0
(By me.)
(For future use.)
(By me.)
(For future use.)
woodenteeth
+0 -0
If you really do have a deal sunshine, you better be forwarding that boy some royalties.
If you really do have a deal sunshine, you better be forwarding that boy some royalties.
boredom_man
+0 -0
Are your parents Boomers?
Are your parents Boomers?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
My parents are Boomers. Fortunately I've had the more important social influence of hippy friends.
So, yes: fairly high/drunk .
My parents are Boomers. Fortunately I've had the more important social influence of hippy friends.
So, yes: fairly high/drunk .
boredom_man
+0 -0
Yes, I think we caught that your parents are Boomers. Great chronological and psychoanalytical analyses were made. I was curious about Spinynorman, since he's using the smackdown, and his parents might be older Gen-X types.
Yes, I think we caught that your parents are Boomers. Great chronological and psychoanalytical analyses were made. I was curious about Spinynorman, since he's using the smackdown, and his parents might be older Gen-X types.
spinynorman
+0 -0
Nawp. Boomers it is.
Nawp. Boomers it is.
spinynorman
+2 -0
Man, why the fuck did I write this? I must have been a dark fucking mood, Jesus
Man, why the fuck did I write this? I must have been a dark fucking mood, Jesus
leftsaidtim
+1 -0
The worst part is that at least three people agreed with you enough to give you their chub-chubs.
The worst part is that at least three people agreed with you enough to give you their chub-chubs.
hyetal
+1 -1
<3 Beef.
<3 Beef.
quantumcasaba
+4 -0
I have a special affinity for when their mouths didn't have much expression. It gave all of the characters a very interesting mute appeal.
Oh yeah, and <3 Beef.
This is quite sad :(
I have a special affinity for when their mouths didn't have much expression. It gave all of the characters a very interesting mute appeal.
Oh yeah, and <3 Beef.
This is quite sad :(
endoftheworld
+0 -2
And Beef finally did commit suicide! Foreshadowing!
And Beef finally did commit suicide! Foreshadowing!
cailetshadow
+12 -0
The next panel shows both characters in the exact same position, without text. Then Ray wordlessly takes a sip from the bloody mary. He cannot resist.
The next panel shows both characters in the exact same position, without text. Then Ray wordlessly takes a sip from the bloody mary. He cannot resist.
relaxing
+1 -0
♥ beef
♥ beef
zaratustra
+3 -0
Beef - 3 < 0
Beef - 3 < 0
blarghamagarky
+2 -0
All of the shenanigans and tomfoolery going on here
<3 Achewood readers
All of the shenanigans and tomfoolery going on here
<3 Achewood readers
gussiejives
+2 -0
Beef, some day you will like... meals.
Beef, some day you will like... meals.
jawsh
+9 -0
<3.14159 beef
<3.14159 beef
dovey
+0 -0
E> Beef
E> Beef
jar
+0 -0
<3 Beef. It really can't be said enough.
<3 Beef. It really can't be said enough.
doubleclef
+0 -0
He'll get a lamp so's he can function in normal society soon though!
He'll get a lamp so's he can function in normal society soon though!
awko
+3 -0
BEEF
LOVE HIM
BEEF
LOVE HIM
i_love_kate
+3 -0
DEPRESSED
DEPRESSED
professorriffs
+0 -0
Beef has the muscle arms here.... maybe he just got done doing some badass programming or something...
Beef has the muscle arms here.... maybe he just got done doing some badass programming or something...
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Yeah, but, you know...early strips. I mean, look at his area: his junk must be waxing the floor from the way Onstad drew it (or else Ray's bed is unusually high off the ground).
Yeah, but, you know...early strips. I mean, look at his area: his junk must be waxing the floor from the way Onstad drew it (or else Ray's bed is unusually high off the ground).
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
You know that an author has created great characters when you feel for them. Every time Beef says something like that I want to hug the fuck out of him.
You know that an author has created great characters when you feel for them. Every time Beef says something like that I want to hug the fuck out of him.
wallabeechamp
+0 -0
Roast Beef! Finally, the uneasy emotional connection with Ray has started! I was wondering when the strip would change to this.
Roast Beef! Finally, the uneasy emotional connection with Ray has started! I was wondering when the strip would change to this.
mashisoyo
+0 -0
I love the little cat Roast Beef.
I love the little cat Roast Beef.
dusty
+0 -0
This reminds me of a girlfriend that I broke up with. Of course the insinuation that it would lead to her suicide kept me around for a while, as well as the breakfast food. Ironically I know she's still alive because of her facebook updates about wanting to kill herself. If she hasn't done it since 1998 I don't think it happening. Maybe she'll be happier once she finds an abusive alcoholic to complete the lifetime movie scenario she seems to imagine she lives in.
This reminds me of a girlfriend that I broke up with. Of course the insinuation that it would lead to her suicide kept me around for a while, as well as the breakfast food. Ironically I know she's still alive because of her facebook updates about wanting to kill herself. If she hasn't done it since 1998 I don't think it happening. Maybe she'll be happier once she finds an abusive alcoholic to complete the lifetime movie scenario she seems to imagine she lives in.
ganymedeio
+0 -0
I'm in ur art, imitatin' ur life.
I'm in ur art, imitatin' ur life.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Wow... or maybe she has Major Depression... or BPD. Read up on Borderline Personality Disorder. Might explain somefin.
Wow... or maybe she has Major Depression... or BPD. Read up on Borderline Personality Disorder. Might explain somefin.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Man, he said ex -girlfriend. He ain't gotta read up on nothing for her. All ex-girlfriends should kill themselves!
I totally believe this! In fact, I gotta go make some calls.
Man, he said ex -girlfriend. He ain't gotta read up on nothing for her. All ex-girlfriends should kill themselves!
I totally believe this! In fact, I gotta go make some calls.
dusty
+0 -0
I don't agree with the hoping she dies part, but yeah, I don't feel the need to read up on anything related to her.
I don't agree with the hoping she dies part, but yeah, I don't feel the need to read up on anything related to her.
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<3 Tactical posting... and Beef