royale
+7 -0
Good to have you back and with less phlegm filled lungs, Onstad
Good to have you back and with less phlegm filled lungs, Onstad
sawyer9000
+2 -0
This is pretty funny. I like it. Just throwing my opinion out there. To the world
This is pretty funny. I like it. Just throwing my opinion out there. To the world
deus
+1 -0
FUCK THE WORLD!
FUCK THE WORLD!
landowmpg
+2 -0
Did anyone else hear the 20th Century Fox tune when they saw the first panel?
Did anyone else hear the 20th Century Fox tune when they saw the first panel?
nice-on-water
+8 -0
FUCK that company!
FUCK that company!
thinman
+8 -0
I was totally envisioning a sassy, black woman pointing at a picture of Twentieth Century Fox while I read this comment.
I was totally envisioning a sassy, black woman pointing at a picture of Twentieth Century Fox while I read this comment.
lizard
+1 -0
As opposed to Abraham Lincoln declaring "Screw this land"!
As opposed to Abraham Lincoln declaring "Screw this land"!
hungryhippo1492
+0 -0
Yelling "FUCK THAT GUY" while a dozen ugly children all roll gutterballs.
Yelling "FUCK THAT GUY" while a dozen ugly children all roll gutterballs.
lizard
+3 -0
I'm having trouble separating my delight in having a high-quality new strip up from my delight with the actual strip, truth be told. I should probably get stoned or something.
I keep forgetting to do that.
I'm having trouble separating my delight in having a high-quality new strip up from my delight with the actual strip, truth be told. I should probably get stoned or something.
I keep forgetting to do that.
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
So you must differentiate the strip qua strip from the strip.
You must be a phenomenologist and determine which is more phenomenal?
So you must differentiate the strip qua strip from the strip.
You must be a phenomenologist and determine which is more phenomenal?
shelbydavis
+4 -1
Fuck Immanuel Kant!
Fuck Immanuel Kant!
daidai
+9 -0
I find it Categorically Imperative that you shut the HELL UP
I find it Categorically Imperative that you shut the HELL UP
wjon
+3 -0
Fuck the hell up!
Fuck the hell up!
nice-on-water
+3 -0
The thing-in-itself can go FUCK itself.
The thing-in-itself can go FUCK itself.
drewvreeland
+0 -0
Fuck the Fuck fuck!
Fuck the Fuck fuck!
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
this one goes out to Gobs
Indian_teacher_explaining_the_word_Fuck.mp3 sorry for the shitty quality. maybe someone has a more original copy.
this one goes out to Gobs
Indian_teacher_explaining_the_word_Fuck.mp3 sorry for the shitty quality. maybe someone has a more original copy.
pastrami
+0 -0
You mean to say that the Thing In Itself can go put it's thing in itself?
You mean to say that the Thing In Itself can go put it's thing in itself?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
In a manner of speaking. A RUDE manner.
In a manner of speaking. A RUDE manner.
wazza
+0 -0
https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1711#comic
https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1711#comic
redjoker
+0 -0
redjoker
+0 -0
Coito Ergo Cum!
Coito Ergo Cum!
lizard
+1 -0
Yeah. FUCK YOU, you FUCKING KANT.
Yeah. FUCK YOU, you FUCKING KANT.
exits2freeways
+0 -0
Sorry ShelbyDavis I lamed you by accident, not because I'm way into Kant. Coincidentally, the type of person who is way into Kant is also the type of person who would lame "Fuck Immanuel Kant."
Sorry ShelbyDavis I lamed you by accident, not because I'm way into Kant. Coincidentally, the type of person who is way into Kant is also the type of person who would lame "Fuck Immanuel Kant."
daidai
+1 -0
That's not so much a coincidence as it is basic cause and effect
That's not so much a coincidence as it is basic cause and effect
invidious
+1 -0
Ihhhhhhhh-
-mmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable...
Ihhhhhhhh-
-mmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable...
pastrami
+0 -0
Heidegger-heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
(PERFECT avatar/comment dynamic, by the way, Invidious.)
Heidegger-heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
(PERFECT avatar/comment dynamic, by the way, Invidious.)
terribleman
+0 -0
Is your name not Bruce?
Then FUCK you.
Is your name not Bruce?
Then FUCK you.
pete1729
+0 -0
Go teach that crap to the bomb, will you?
Go teach that crap to the bomb, will you?
plummet
+3 -0
Dude! I was stoned when I saw this strip! It blew my fucking mind, man! I'm not even fucking kidding! I could not believe my fucking eyes when I saw that O actually came through, and then it was a FUCK YOU FRIDAY as well! I almost jizzed my fucking pants off dude!
Dude! I was stoned when I saw this strip! It blew my fucking mind, man! I'm not even fucking kidding! I could not believe my fucking eyes when I saw that O actually came through, and then it was a FUCK YOU FRIDAY as well! I almost jizzed my fucking pants off dude!
plummet
+2 -1
By the way, fuck you if you think my enthusiasm isn't sincere. I was sharing how I felt.
I used to take Achewood for granted, once. These long, Achewoodless weeks taught me differently. And to see a strip of this caliber, while baked as hell, was just overwhelming.
By the way, fuck you if you think my enthusiasm isn't sincere. I was sharing how I felt.
I used to take Achewood for granted, once. These long, Achewoodless weeks taught me differently. And to see a strip of this caliber, while baked as hell, was just overwhelming.
plummet
+1 -0
And, by fuck you, I mean whoever was about to troll me about my fanboying out over Onstand. Not the original poster. You're cool, bro.
And, by fuck you, I mean whoever was about to troll me about my fanboying out over Onstand. Not the original poster. You're cool, bro.
robbiemofo
+2 -0
Fuck, you're stoned. Are you hungry too?
Fuck, you're stoned. Are you hungry too?
plummet
+0 -0
Dude, I was drunk and high at the same time.
I'm more sober now because I just ate so yeah, I was hungry
Dude, I was drunk and high at the same time.
I'm more sober now because I just ate so yeah, I was hungry
lemmy
+1 -0
are you so stoned that you find yourself conversing with a large rodent wearing a hat?
are you so stoned that you find yourself conversing with a large rodent wearing a hat?
lemmy
+4 -0
AGAIN?
AGAIN?
plummet
+0 -0
Again.
Again.
plummet
+1 -0
You have given out too many chubbies on this page, Friendly.
Man fuck you Assetbar
I'll be nice to people if I GODDAMN WELL WANT TO
You have given out too many chubbies on this page, Friendly.
Man fuck you Assetbar
I'll be nice to people if I GODDAMN WELL WANT TO
lemmy
+1 -0
fire up a bowl kid
and tell the rodent all about it
fire up a bowl kid
and tell the rodent all about it
scion
+0 -0
I too revel in the reappearance of ye olde "FUCK YOU FRIDAY". But which dude are you yelling at? Which dude? Every dude? BTW I am a dudette LFWM sopdown, no stamps, no changs.
I too revel in the reappearance of ye olde "FUCK YOU FRIDAY". But which dude are you yelling at? Which dude? Every dude? BTW I am a dudette LFWM sopdown, no stamps, no changs.
fresco
+1 -0
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
plummet
+2 -0
FUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOU
FUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOU
dirian
+0 -0
FUUUUUUUCK Y'ALLLLLLLLL!
FUUUUUUUCK Y'ALLLLLLLLL!
cathaoir
+2 -0
FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
miaou
+1 -0
FUCK YOU , prochainement sur vos écrans.
FUCK YOU , prochainement sur vos écrans.
cathaoir
+0 -0
Robert the Negro?
Robert the Negro?
mockereo
+4 -0
and FUCK her too!
and FUCK her too!
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
A comment left by yoboyobo_ni was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, woodenteeth, Vee, snugelgguns, aksaha)
A comment left by yoboyobo_ni was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, woodenteeth, Vee, snugelgguns, aksaha)
pete1729
+7 -0
Dude, "Fuck You" is one of the best pure pop tunes I have heard in years. The layering of the voices and instruments is superb. The lyrics are simple, direct and understandable.
Dude, "Fuck You" is one of the best pure pop tunes I have heard in years. The layering of the voices and instruments is superb. The lyrics are simple, direct and understandable.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
A comment left by yoboyobo_ni was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, Vee, BlueLoggy, aHatOfPig, snugelgguns, aksaha)
A comment left by yoboyobo_ni was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, Vee, BlueLoggy, aHatOfPig, snugelgguns, aksaha)
sonofkong
+7 -0
You're drawing too long a bow here, son.
Cee-Lo's been called Cee-Lo Green (his real name's Thomas Callaway, by the way) since the Goodie Mob. It's almost certainly a reference to the game, which was originally Chinese. And also it sounds damn cool.
Cee-Lo Green is an incredibly talented singer, rapper, and songwriter. Shut the hell up.
You're drawing too long a bow here, son.
Cee-Lo's been called Cee-Lo Green (his real name's Thomas Callaway, by the way) since the Goodie Mob. It's almost certainly a reference to the game, which was originally Chinese. And also it sounds damn cool.
Cee-Lo Green is an incredibly talented singer, rapper, and songwriter. Shut the hell up.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Oh shit I whoops I posted this below but 4 days later. Sorry.
Oh shit I whoops I posted this below but 4 days later. Sorry.
plummet
+1 -0
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Dude, what the fuck? Fuck you!
Dude, what the fuck? Fuck you!
plummet
+0 -0
Yeah, fuck that fucking dude
Yeah, fuck that fucking dude
rowboat
+5 -0
You don't have to be racist to be a fucking moron.
You don't have to be racist to be a fucking moron.
rowboat
+21 -0
(But it don't hurt!)
(But it don't hurt!)
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -1
fuck you people. I'm trying to express something here. It sounds and tastes a lot like bigoted racist ignorant insensitive chauvinism and jingoism. But it's not. Mainly I am trying to say that this guy's performance in this video sucked balls, and I'm trying to express why this is, for me. I don't care if you don't agree, because it's not required that you agree with me. You say he's established. Well whoop de fucking la de la dee laa dee doo! Fucking Sarah Palin is established too, and she's a fucking Sony robot prototype that escaped from the lab. What the fuck does being established have to do with the fact that I thought the video sucked.
fuck you people. I'm trying to express something here. It sounds and tastes a lot like bigoted racist ignorant insensitive chauvinism and jingoism. But it's not. Mainly I am trying to say that this guy's performance in this video sucked balls, and I'm trying to express why this is, for me. I don't care if you don't agree, because it's not required that you agree with me. You say he's established. Well whoop de fucking la de la dee laa dee doo! Fucking Sarah Palin is established too, and she's a fucking Sony robot prototype that escaped from the lab. What the fuck does being established have to do with the fact that I thought the video sucked.
mockereo
+0 -0
Quote:
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Quote:
The music video is even good
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rabbidpanda
+3 -0
I think you get yourself into a logical pitfall when you attempt to compare %u201Cnegro culture%u201D to %u201Cwhite American culture,%u201D perhaps because the concept of identities is so vague. %u201CNegro culture%u201D could theoretically encompass the breadth of all African cultures, and attempting to make any comparison between that and %u201Cwhite American culture%u201D is an apples/oranges situation. I will have to assume you mean %u201Cblack American culture.%u201D
Does %u201Cwhite American culture%u201D have chauvinism than %u201Cblack American culture?%u201D I don%u2019t believe so. Historically, white American males have been the most privileged people on Earth, given the vast resources and agency afforded to them. They did little to promote the welfare of any other demographic, finding any rationalization to hold on to their privilege. Conversely, figures such as W.E.B. Du Bois gained political traction by urging integration and assimilation. When the white American male refused to offer suffrage, there was a firm belief within the %u201Cblack American culture%u201D that volunteering for military service would earn equal legal rights. This seems to run against the thesis you propose.
We%u2019ve been operating in generalities so far, and I%u2019m not sure that%u2019s appropriate. You say the Cee-Lo Green is an exemplar of a chauvinistic culture. I think Cee-Lo Green, as emphasized by the use of the stage name, is a character. There wouldn%u2019t seem to be much of a market for a mild-mannered and meek performer. My experience with musicians, athletes, and actors of various backgrounds leads me to believe performers need to project a certain bravado in order to be successful. To say that the song is overly concerned with superficiality, well, it%u2019s pop music. It isn%u2019t intended to pierce the soul, or provide meaningful political commentary. It%u2019s there to connect with you on a brief, fleeting, emotion level. That%u2019s why you hear pop music at sporting events and rallies. It connects to something that we%u2019ve all experienced, and deals with it neatly and conveniently in 2 to 5 minutes.
I%u2019m tired and only awake because I%u2019m too drunk to lay down. I%u2019ll wrap it up. Even if Cee-Lo Green is a stage name, why the fuck bring it up? That%u2019s the most base form of schoolyard bullying ever. Those %u201Cghetto blacks%u201D had zero say in being named something that seems absurd to you. They could change it once they%u2019re old enough, sure, but maybe being ashamed of your past isn%u2019t the healthiest way to play it. For someone ranting about people hung up on the surface of things, you don%u2019t seem to have any desire to look into anything deeper than your own point of view.
I think you get yourself into a logical pitfall when you attempt to compare %u201Cnegro culture%u201D to %u201Cwhite American culture,%u201D perhaps because the concept of identities is so vague. %u201CNegro culture%u201D could theoretically encompass the breadth of all African cultures, and attempting to make any comparison between that and %u201Cwhite American culture%u201D is an apples/oranges situation. I will have to assume you mean %u201Cblack American culture.%u201D
Does %u201Cwhite American culture%u201D have chauvinism than %u201Cblack American culture?%u201D I don%u2019t believe so. Historically, white American males have been the most privileged people on Earth, given the vast resources and agency afforded to them. They did little to promote the welfare of any other demographic, finding any rationalization to hold on to their privilege. Conversely, figures such as W.E.B. Du Bois gained political traction by urging integration and assimilation. When the white American male refused to offer suffrage, there was a firm belief within the %u201Cblack American culture%u201D that volunteering for military service would earn equal legal rights. This seems to run against the thesis you propose.
We%u2019ve been operating in generalities so far, and I%u2019m not sure that%u2019s appropriate. You say the Cee-Lo Green is an exemplar of a chauvinistic culture. I think Cee-Lo Green, as emphasized by the use of the stage name, is a character. There wouldn%u2019t seem to be much of a market for a mild-mannered and meek performer. My experience with musicians, athletes, and actors of various backgrounds leads me to believe performers need to project a certain bravado in order to be successful. To say that the song is overly concerned with superficiality, well, it%u2019s pop music. It isn%u2019t intended to pierce the soul, or provide meaningful political commentary. It%u2019s there to connect with you on a brief, fleeting, emotion level. That%u2019s why you hear pop music at sporting events and rallies. It connects to something that we%u2019ve all experienced, and deals with it neatly and conveniently in 2 to 5 minutes.
I%u2019m tired and only awake because I%u2019m too drunk to lay down. I%u2019ll wrap it up. Even if Cee-Lo Green is a stage name, why the fuck bring it up? That%u2019s the most base form of schoolyard bullying ever. Those %u201Cghetto blacks%u201D had zero say in being named something that seems absurd to you. They could change it once they%u2019re old enough, sure, but maybe being ashamed of your past isn%u2019t the healthiest way to play it. For someone ranting about people hung up on the surface of things, you don%u2019t seem to have any desire to look into anything deeper than your own point of view.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I'm going to go ahead and mark my own diatribe as spam. I was really frustrated with what I perceived to be yoboyobo_ni's ignorance, and rather than being reasonable and ignoring it, I decided to engage in Internet Argument. I don't think I'm an appropriate person, and this isn't an appropriate place, to tackle some of the beliefs that yoboyobo_ni has. I wish him the best, and hope he is able to think about things a little more rationally in the future.
I'm going to go ahead and mark my own diatribe as spam. I was really frustrated with what I perceived to be yoboyobo_ni's ignorance, and rather than being reasonable and ignoring it, I decided to engage in Internet Argument. I don't think I'm an appropriate person, and this isn't an appropriate place, to tackle some of the beliefs that yoboyobo_ni has. I wish him the best, and hope he is able to think about things a little more rationally in the future.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
A comment left by yoboyobo_ni was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, ESwrathwright, aHatOfPig)
A comment left by yoboyobo_ni was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, ESwrathwright, aHatOfPig)
chezthemighty
+4 -0
Your entire argument hinges on the idea that a single language is a reflection of *one* culture, or that a single dialect is a reflection of *one* culture, rather than a series of cultures, thoughts, inside jokes, beliefs and ideas that all coalesce into something more permanent and communicable.
Those names are what people *believe* to be African, and they give them so that they feel African, or maybe they just sound cool. In any case, they feel more connected to their chosen culture, which you have no right to define as right or wrong.
No one has to kill anyone in order for culture to "evolve"--they just have to not be people like you, apparently; culture has evolved for years and will continue to do so whether you continue to post long-winded, pretentious, backhandedly-racist comments on Assetbar or not.
Your entire argument hinges on the idea that a single language is a reflection of *one* culture, or that a single dialect is a reflection of *one* culture, rather than a series of cultures, thoughts, inside jokes, beliefs and ideas that all coalesce into something more permanent and communicable.
Those names are what people *believe* to be African, and they give them so that they feel African, or maybe they just sound cool. In any case, they feel more connected to their chosen culture, which you have no right to define as right or wrong.
No one has to kill anyone in order for culture to "evolve"--they just have to not be people like you, apparently; culture has evolved for years and will continue to do so whether you continue to post long-winded, pretentious, backhandedly-racist comments on Assetbar or not.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
So I was at the bathroom at work today, and I was standing there at the urinal, holding my penis, and I heard a gentleman (I presume it was a man, since it was in the male's bathroom) cough in the pooping stall nearby. It was a short cough. I was immediately struck by the fact that I could discern beyond reasonable doubt the race of the cougher. He was balck! How weird is that. Balck people not only talk funny, they even cough funny! I immediately decided that I should tell this to the the internet to see what they have to say. Oh what say you internet people? What say you?
So I was at the bathroom at work today, and I was standing there at the urinal, holding my penis, and I heard a gentleman (I presume it was a man, since it was in the male's bathroom) cough in the pooping stall nearby. It was a short cough. I was immediately struck by the fact that I could discern beyond reasonable doubt the race of the cougher. He was balck! How weird is that. Balck people not only talk funny, they even cough funny! I immediately decided that I should tell this to the the internet to see what they have to say. Oh what say you internet people? What say you?
chezthemighty
+0 -0
I don't get it. What's the connection? Where's your logic in saying "oh, one black person" or even "ten black people did this, so a population of millions must all engage in this particular activity." You don't see a hole there?
I don't get it. What's the connection? Where's your logic in saying "oh, one black person" or even "ten black people did this, so a population of millions must all engage in this particular activity." You don't see a hole there?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
okay first of all obviously not all balck people will have a ebonic cough. for instance you could have identical twin balck people what was separated at birth and they was both adopted by caucasian or asian or whatever non-balck race families. So possibly at least one of the twins would develop a caucasian cough instead of a balck ebonic cough.
I mean for fucks sakes think about it for a second you know how sometimes you are on the phone talking to a 'white' person and it turns out to be a balck person cleverly disguising his voice, perhaps even deceptively jewishly disguising his voice as if he is white?
A balck jew making me think he's white? On my phone calls?!?!? is more likely than what you thinks, nigga!
So in conclusion I never said ALL BALCK PEOPLES! I never said that. If you read it that way, well then I'm sorry that you're subliminally subconsciously a racist bag of douche detritus, all with chunky after-birth type of bloody clotted uterus lining type of stuff. I'm sorry that this is undeniably what is the primary composition of your brain mass, but if you post your pay-pal-registered e-mail account on assetbar here, along with what caliber of gun you own, I will be friendly enough to wire you some money so you can buy a hollow-point bullet to help clean the placenta out between your ears. Because even though we'll probably never meat, I still am compassionate and, I want to help you. That's the kind of guy I am.
okay first of all obviously not all balck people will have a ebonic cough. for instance you could have identical twin balck people what was separated at birth and they was both adopted by caucasian or asian or whatever non-balck race families. So possibly at least one of the twins would develop a caucasian cough instead of a balck ebonic cough.
I mean for fucks sakes think about it for a second you know how sometimes you are on the phone talking to a 'white' person and it turns out to be a balck person cleverly disguising his voice, perhaps even deceptively jewishly disguising his voice as if he is white?
A balck jew making me think he's white? On my phone calls?!?!? is more likely than what you thinks, nigga!
So in conclusion I never said ALL BALCK PEOPLES! I never said that. If you read it that way, well then I'm sorry that you're subliminally subconsciously a racist bag of douche detritus, all with chunky after-birth type of bloody clotted uterus lining type of stuff. I'm sorry that this is undeniably what is the primary composition of your brain mass, but if you post your pay-pal-registered e-mail account on assetbar here, along with what caliber of gun you own, I will be friendly enough to wire you some money so you can buy a hollow-point bullet to help clean the placenta out between your ears. Because even though we'll probably never meat, I still am compassionate and, I want to help you. That's the kind of guy I am.
ganymedeio
+1 -0
Alternate Ending: Everyone just enjoys a good song.
Alternate Ending: Everyone just enjoys a good song.
scion
+0 -0
What people are you talking of? Who are the "balcks"? Your Internet Argument is silly to me.
What people are you talking of? Who are the "balcks"? Your Internet Argument is silly to me.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
yes it is silly
change of subject
are you a chick? Would you like to go on a date?
yes it is silly
change of subject
are you a chick? Would you like to go on a date?
chezthemighty
+0 -0
I think you're just silly. Just sayin'.
I think you're just silly. Just sayin'.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I agree with this because you can't disagree with it. It's not "wrong" that African-Americans adopted some kind of different culture 30, 40 years ago--it just is what happened. That's how languages and cultures work.
I agree with this because you can't disagree with it. It's not "wrong" that African-Americans adopted some kind of different culture 30, 40 years ago--it just is what happened. That's how languages and cultures work.
aperson
+1 -0
*AIU ignorement implemented*
*AIU ignorement implemented*
wrmeade
+0 -0
See, we're not saying you're a racist. Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. We're saying you're a fucking asshole.
See, we're not saying you're a racist. Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. We're saying you're a fucking asshole.
wrmeade
+0 -0
It's pretty excellent as a pop song. I thought the video was adorable, too. Though sometimes the shot transitions were a little abrupt and disorienting. But still pretty great.
It's pretty excellent as a pop song. I thought the video was adorable, too. Though sometimes the shot transitions were a little abrupt and disorienting. But still pretty great.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
why am I an asshole? Because I don't like a song you like? Please explain this...
why am I an asshole? Because I don't like a song you like? Please explain this...
fineoakstructure
+3 -0
Quote:
heh, AIU's eternal question.
Quote:
why am I an asshole?
heh, AIU's eternal question.
invidious
+0 -0
Heh... The timeline of yoboyobo_ni...
3 days ago: "okay, it's pretty good, I agree. The music video is even good."
2 days ago: "What the fuck does being established have to do with the fact that I thought the video sucked."
1 day ago: "why am I an asshole?"
Heh... The timeline of yoboyobo_ni...
3 days ago: "okay, it's pretty good, I agree. The music video is even good."
2 days ago: "What the fuck does being established have to do with the fact that I thought the video sucked."
1 day ago: "why am I an asshole?"
mockereo
+0 -0
today: "Balck people not only talk funny, they even cough funny!"
?tomorrow?: zoom in avatar of his dick
today: "Balck people not only talk funny, they even cough funny!"
?tomorrow?: zoom in avatar of his dick
ganymedeio
+0 -0
I'm holding out hope.
I'm holding out hope.
mockereo
+0 -0
CALLED IT!
HIGH FIVE!
CALLED IT!
HIGH FIVE!
lemmy
+0 -0
you have such powers yet you waste them so.
why could you not have prognosticated something useful,
pizza perhaps. or souvlaki.
you have such powers yet you waste them so.
why could you not have prognosticated something useful,
pizza perhaps. or souvlaki.
spazdor
+0 -0
I think you probably think this because you've been exposed to enough white American male chauvinism that it's become invisible to you. There's lots of it around.
I think you probably think this because you've been exposed to enough white American male chauvinism that it's become invisible to you. There's lots of it around.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
maybe it's a fox and wolf question. I don't think it's that it's more invisible for me. I've lived in many cultures in many countries, so it's harder for stuff to become invisible to me than you might expect, though not impossible of course.
maybe it's a fox and wolf question. I don't think it's that it's more invisible for me. I've lived in many cultures in many countries, so it's harder for stuff to become invisible to me than you might expect, though not impossible of course.
abstracttruth
+0 -0
man we don't really say "negro" anymore...regardless of what the census would have you think
i would love to introduce you to some african american people sometime
man we don't really say "negro" anymore...regardless of what the census would have you think
i would love to introduce you to some african american people sometime
wazza
+0 -0
do we still say "coloured people"?
do we still say "coloured people"?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
negroid?
negroid?
pete1729
+3 -0
Can I say something? Hegemonic culture breeds resistance. I've had it up to here with Walmart and cable TV. I'm a resoration carpenter and I play a cowbell in the streets of New Orleans. Lucky me. Other people evidence their rejection by naming their kids unpronouncible symbols and reading Achewood. The rejection at it's best is the creation of new paradigms, at it's worst it is pointless contrarianism which is then co-opted by the hegemonic culure. Cee-lo is no more than a nickname and as such it affords a modicum of individuality. If you see it as no more than that, it should not trouble you. The song itself is best just listened to, or watched in it's earlier version with just the lyrics presented graphicly. Is there anyone out there who has not lost a girl to a man with larger resources? The song captures those sentiments in a tough yet cheerful lyric. If there is anything I to object to in the video it is the awkward narrative and the fact that Cee-Lo is well over 300 lbs, which may shorten his life
Can I say something? Hegemonic culture breeds resistance. I've had it up to here with Walmart and cable TV. I'm a resoration carpenter and I play a cowbell in the streets of New Orleans. Lucky me. Other people evidence their rejection by naming their kids unpronouncible symbols and reading Achewood. The rejection at it's best is the creation of new paradigms, at it's worst it is pointless contrarianism which is then co-opted by the hegemonic culure. Cee-lo is no more than a nickname and as such it affords a modicum of individuality. If you see it as no more than that, it should not trouble you. The song itself is best just listened to, or watched in it's earlier version with just the lyrics presented graphicly. Is there anyone out there who has not lost a girl to a man with larger resources? The song captures those sentiments in a tough yet cheerful lyric. If there is anything I to object to in the video it is the awkward narrative and the fact that Cee-Lo is well over 300 lbs, which may shorten his life
miku224
+2 -0
Chubbied for concern for Cee-Lo's health.
Chubbied for concern for Cee-Lo's health.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
negroloid?
negroloid?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
the whole premise of the song is a gender stereotype.
the whole premise of the song is a gender stereotype.
pete1729
+1 -0
No it isn't. The premise of the song is that a large number of potential listeners have lost a lover to someone the attraction of whom they find questionable. The resentment for that person (fuck you), spreads to the ex-lover (fuck her too).
No it isn't. The premise of the song is that a large number of potential listeners have lost a lover to someone the attraction of whom they find questionable. The resentment for that person (fuck you), spreads to the ex-lover (fuck her too).
chezthemighty
+0 -0
...man, the concept of the song is FUCK YOU
...man, the concept of the song is FUCK YOU
valrus
+1 -0
I have not lost a girl to a man with larger resources. I have lost a girl to a girl with larger resources (i.e. breasts) (i.e. any) (i.e. I am a man). Perhaps this predicament is not universal enough for Cee-Lo's consideration? Surely in this enlightened age it is becoming more common.
I have not lost a girl to a man with larger resources. I have lost a girl to a girl with larger resources (i.e. breasts) (i.e. any) (i.e. I am a man). Perhaps this predicament is not universal enough for Cee-Lo's consideration? Surely in this enlightened age it is becoming more common.
pete1729
+0 -0
As a Valrus you have the he boobies, no?
As a Valrus you have the he boobies, no?
valrus
+0 -0
"No" is correct.
"No" is correct.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
The first girl I ever dated, within a year of dumping me (on AIM) started being into ladies, and converted to Judaism.
The first girl I ever dated, within a year of dumping me (on AIM) started being into ladies, and converted to Judaism.
thegoblins
+0 -0
I lost a boy to a girl who was 5'8" and Russian. So I lost due to being shorter and not Russian.
I lost a boy to a girl who was 5'8" and Russian. So I lost due to being shorter and not Russian.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Joke's on him when it turns out she has balls.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Joke's on him when it turns out she has balls.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Oh hang on, wait. Pete this isn't directed at you but I had to pick somewhere to put it (that's what she said): Cee Lo is not his FUCKING birthname you PEOPLE. It is a STAGE NAME. Mr. Green was born Thomas DeCarlo Callaway. So everyone shut the cunt up.
Oh hang on, wait. Pete this isn't directed at you but I had to pick somewhere to put it (that's what she said): Cee Lo is not his FUCKING birthname you PEOPLE. It is a STAGE NAME. Mr. Green was born Thomas DeCarlo Callaway. So everyone shut the cunt up.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
*IGNORE THIS WHOOPS SORRY*
*IGNORE THIS WHOOPS SORRY*
thegoblins
+1 -0
I will say this at the risk of being controversial: black man have a tendency to be silly flirtatious jokesters. THERE I SAID IT.
I will say this at the risk of being controversial: black man have a tendency to be silly flirtatious jokesters. THERE I SAID IT.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And the fucking horse you came in on!
And the fucking horse you came in on!
jetbunny
+1 -0
HAS it actually been 127 days since the last Fuck You Friday? Now I'm honestly curious.
HAS it actually been 127 days since the last Fuck You Friday? Now I'm honestly curious.
rotating-dog
+0 -0
Someone will work this out. Someone.
Someone will work this out. Someone.
jonbiedron
+0 -0
It will be neither of us though, I am sure of that
It will be neither of us though, I am sure of that
wjon
+3 -0
Eighth January was the last one. So two hundred forty five days.
I think... I just added them all together, then deleted the number before I wrote it down here. Also I'm working on a keyboard without working numbers.
Eighth January was the last one. So two hundred forty five days.
I think... I just added them all together, then deleted the number before I wrote it down here. Also I'm working on a keyboard without working numbers.
gormster
+0 -0
245 days indeed. [url=https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=8th january to 10th september]Wolfram Alpha[/url] is your friend.
245 days indeed. [url=https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=8th january to 10th september]Wolfram Alpha[/url] is your friend.
gormster
+5 -0
FUCK YOU, BBCODE
FUCK YOU, BBCODE
raticus
+4 -0
127 days ago was May 6.
The closest comic that's at least that long ago is
May 4
wherein Teodor gives a fuck by having prepared a marinating bowl of garlic-rosemary shrimp for Philippe's return.
127 days ago was May 6.
The closest comic that's at least that long ago is
May 4
wherein Teodor gives a fuck by having prepared a marinating bowl of garlic-rosemary shrimp for Philippe's return.
zaer
+0 -0
Oh yeah.. What happened to that storyline?
Oh yeah.. What happened to that storyline?
notdavidbowie
+0 -0
High school.
High school.
dirian
+0 -0
Phillipe's mother is dead, yo.
Phillipe's mother is dead, yo.
spazdor
+1 -0
It's ongoing. DeNeuve has made his delivery, and we're still in the wee small pre-dawn of the following morning, if I'm keeping score right. If Teodor gets out of this alive, his welcome home will be making Philippe some (sixth birthday?) breakfast.
It's ongoing. DeNeuve has made his delivery, and we're still in the wee small pre-dawn of the following morning, if I'm keeping score right. If Teodor gets out of this alive, his welcome home will be making Philippe some (sixth birthday?) breakfast.
abhi
+0 -0
Philippe is five
Philippe is five
kylexy
+0 -0
Five going on five, the little shaver.
Five going on five, the little shaver.
nice-on-water
+2 -0
FUCK Philippe!
FUCK Philippe!
nice-on-water
+3 -0
Whoops, sorry.
Whoops, sorry.
taskmaster
+0 -0
Man maybe it aint my place but it seems like you got a bit of a hair trigger on that "FUCK" gun of yours...
Man maybe it aint my place but it seems like you got a bit of a hair trigger on that "FUCK" gun of yours...
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
neonfreon
+0 -0
There isn't anything explicitly connecting the two arcs' timelines.
There isn't anything explicitly connecting the two arcs' timelines.
spazdor
+9 -0
Well, Steve called Teodor at 6:00 AM to tell him Philippe would be inbound in 17 to 23 hours, and Pete showed up to abduct him at 1:53 AM, ostensibly right in the middle of that time window. Of course we have no proof that this was actually the following day, but the next time we saw Philippe, he was typing extraordinarily early and had already gone in to look for Teodor, which are both things I would do if I was a preschooler delivered home before dawn.
Well, Steve called Teodor at 6:00 AM to tell him Philippe would be inbound in 17 to 23 hours, and Pete showed up to abduct him at 1:53 AM, ostensibly right in the middle of that time window. Of course we have no proof that this was actually the following day, but the next time we saw Philippe, he was typing extraordinarily early and had already gone in to look for Teodor, which are both things I would do if I was a preschooler delivered home before dawn.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
Chubbied for paying attention.
Chubbied for paying attention.
neonfreon
+1 -0
I have a reasoned argument against Phillipe being up because he's still awake from an early arrival. Mr. Bear's greeting did not reference at all "Hey little guy you're back" or "Shouldn't you go to bed after such a long trip" or anything like that. It was "hey you're up early" - which implies the little guy was sleeping, not just up from arriving from a trip. Next, "you know how poorly he's been sleeping" may imply he's been there to lately to come to the knowledge. Now, "already gone for the day" - if he arrived predawn, who greeted him, and answered the door - Mr. Bear, or Teodor? In the case Teodor greeted him, it was either a different night, or Phillipe arrived prior to 2AM - too early for him to have not gone to bed for the night. In the case Mr. Bear answered the door/greeted him, the "you're up early" comment and Phillipe's response wouldn't be appropriate if Phillipe was already up from arriving, because they would have already greeted each other on the day.
I have a reasoned argument against Phillipe being up because he's still awake from an early arrival. Mr. Bear's greeting did not reference at all "Hey little guy you're back" or "Shouldn't you go to bed after such a long trip" or anything like that. It was "hey you're up early" - which implies the little guy was sleeping, not just up from arriving from a trip. Next, "you know how poorly he's been sleeping" may imply he's been there to lately to come to the knowledge. Now, "already gone for the day" - if he arrived predawn, who greeted him, and answered the door - Mr. Bear, or Teodor? In the case Teodor greeted him, it was either a different night, or Phillipe arrived prior to 2AM - too early for him to have not gone to bed for the night. In the case Mr. Bear answered the door/greeted him, the "you're up early" comment and Phillipe's response wouldn't be appropriate if Phillipe was already up from arriving, because they would have already greeted each other on the day.
wjon
+0 -0
Fuck reasoning!
Fuck reasoning!
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
no shit. tldr that noise!
no shit. tldr that noise!
neonfreon
+0 -0
tldr: they're listed as separate arcs in the jump to story arc thing
tldr: they're listed as separate arcs in the jump to story arc thing
dissembly
+0 -0
I was wondering if you were Trolling everyone up above by being Racially Insensitive, and then i see you use the letters "tldr" in that order, a known Troll mating cry.
I was wondering if you were Trolling everyone up above by being Racially Insensitive, and then i see you use the letters "tldr" in that order, a known Troll mating cry.
thegoblins
+0 -0
I mean, yoyo is AIU. I thought it was obvious.
I mean, yoyo is AIU. I thought it was obvious.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
my names not YOYO anymore than the Democratic party is the Democrat party.
my names not YOYO anymore than the Democratic party is the Democrat party.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Am I missing out on some new internet slang?
Has my time off the Assetbarnyard put me behind the times? What is AIU?
Am I missing out on some new internet slang?
Has my time off the Assetbarnyard put me behind the times? What is AIU?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
aiu refers to the assetbar account already_in_use or some such. it was some dingbat who trolled assetbar for a while back in the day. now whenever you don't like someone, you say he is AIU.
aiu refers to the assetbar account already_in_use or some such. it was some dingbat who trolled assetbar for a while back in the day. now whenever you don't like someone, you say he is AIU.
mockereo
+0 -0
it is just the original account of the troll behind a LOT of the troll accounts. Ratacattt, yoboyobo_ni are his two most recent. Soon he'll reveal his true form with a post about how you can read lotsa achewood strips at once and post a link to midcontent.net/achewoodtest or something like that
it is just the original account of the troll behind a LOT of the troll accounts. Ratacattt, yoboyobo_ni are his two most recent. Soon he'll reveal his true form with a post about how you can read lotsa achewood strips at once and post a link to midcontent.net/achewoodtest or something like that
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE.
THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
he already did. but, i mean, if some weird ass wanted to get on and pretend to be aiu, that's the easy way to mimic it.
but aiu is ultimately pretty nutso, and is easily spotted. don't get me wrong, he's an intelligent guy, and you're a fool if you don't see it, but he's fucking batty, in a kind of predictable way.
spotting the aiu trope is easy enough, but it's not easily imitated, i think.
he already did. but, i mean, if some weird ass wanted to get on and pretend to be aiu, that's the easy way to mimic it.
but aiu is ultimately pretty nutso, and is easily spotted. don't get me wrong, he's an intelligent guy, and you're a fool if you don't see it, but he's fucking batty, in a kind of predictable way.
spotting the aiu trope is easy enough, but it's not easily imitated, i think.
thegoblins
+0 -0
AIU is a construct though. It's a character. Not a real personality. So who's to say imitators are not AIU?
AIU is a construct though. It's a character. Not a real personality. So who's to say imitators are not AIU?
glade8tormel
+0 -0
well because....no, but! then again...hmmmm.
I will retreat to the couch of thought, and consume
beverage of intellect, and pizza of consideration.
you deserve an answer, and I will find it.
well because....no, but! then again...hmmmm.
I will retreat to the couch of thought, and consume
beverage of intellect, and pizza of consideration.
you deserve an answer, and I will find it.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
God damnit. Don't do this to me. I don't have $600 for a trademark registration, much less whatever it would cost to register what would anyway probably be an indefensible patent of my barely original troll technique and character.
God damnit. Don't do this to me. I don't have $600 for a trademark registration, much less whatever it would cost to register what would anyway probably be an indefensible patent of my barely original troll technique and character.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Exactly, it's pretty run of the mill troll stuff. But he's been quite good at it, surprisingly. Lots of dedication and all that.
I'm still guessing that, despite his ability to turn it on and off (to an extent), he's still a daydreamin' sociopath, at least.
But, hey, who isn't these days?
Exactly, it's pretty run of the mill troll stuff. But he's been quite good at it, surprisingly. Lots of dedication and all that.
I'm still guessing that, despite his ability to turn it on and off (to an extent), he's still a daydreamin' sociopath, at least.
But, hey, who isn't these days?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
true dat. we got lots of sociopaths these days, three quarters of 'em afflicted with ADHD no less. They're wandering the streets like zombies, and they vote too!
true dat. we got lots of sociopaths these days, three quarters of 'em afflicted with ADHD no less. They're wandering the streets like zombies, and they vote too!
mockereo
+0 -0
man how fucking jaded are we... I was agreeing that it was pretty standard troll stuff, and then I actually thought about what that meant.
That means I think it is average to have an incredibly detailed story about a guy throwing thousands of pennies at some girl he stalked then trapped with his car while masturbating furiously.
I have been exposed to so much that I'm losing decency.
man how fucking jaded are we... I was agreeing that it was pretty standard troll stuff, and then I actually thought about what that meant.
That means I think it is average to have an incredibly detailed story about a guy throwing thousands of pennies at some girl he stalked then trapped with his car while masturbating furiously.
I have been exposed to so much that I'm losing decency.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
if decency is a facade we use to cover up and bury our head in the sand from the true sexual urges that pulse through our veins from time to time (or in some people's cases 24x7x365.25) then I say it's a good thing to lose decency.
A story about a serial killer who skins his victims and makes a lampshade out of them is all sensational and horrific, but I say props to the serial killer, because he's exhibiting a hell of a lot more dedication and creativity than someone who merely shoots his gf out of a fit of rage or whatever. There is so much violence in our society, both lethal and non-lethal, not least of which is Sarah Palin killin' mooses) that I think it behooves us to explore the topic often and frequently.
if decency is a facade we use to cover up and bury our head in the sand from the true sexual urges that pulse through our veins from time to time (or in some people's cases 24x7x365.25) then I say it's a good thing to lose decency.
A story about a serial killer who skins his victims and makes a lampshade out of them is all sensational and horrific, but I say props to the serial killer, because he's exhibiting a hell of a lot more dedication and creativity than someone who merely shoots his gf out of a fit of rage or whatever. There is so much violence in our society, both lethal and non-lethal, not least of which is Sarah Palin killin' mooses) that I think it behooves us to explore the topic often and frequently.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Exploring isn't the same as exploiting and glorifying
Exploring isn't the same as exploiting and glorifying
verplanck
+0 -0
just prior to our (now defunct?) storyline. thanks for following through was I was thinking.
A great sigh of relief from me when I read panel 2.
just prior to our (now defunct?) storyline. thanks for following through was I was thinking.
A great sigh of relief from me when I read panel 2.
lemmy
+0 -0
some people could have worked that out with a pencil.
but, being Friday, fuck those people. and their pencil.
some people could have worked that out with a pencil.
but, being Friday, fuck those people. and their pencil.
dissembly
+0 -0
Like the constipated mathematician?
Like the constipated mathematician?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
what? You can't cut 'n paste? There's numbers all over this page.
what? You can't cut 'n paste? There's numbers all over this page.
wjon
+1 -0
There's also character map. But we have to ask ourselves, how much effort should one go to when writing in reply to comments on a webcomic?
I know my limits and if you want to cross that line then, well, fuck you.
There's also character map. But we have to ask ourselves, how much effort should one go to when writing in reply to comments on a webcomic?
I know my limits and if you want to cross that line then, well, fuck you.
rotating-dog
+4 -0
"shit the bed with the lights on" Welp I know what I'll be working into conversation this week
"shit the bed with the lights on" Welp I know what I'll be working into conversation this week
plummet
+1 -0
I laughed so hard I burped smoke up
I laughed so hard I burped smoke up
thespoof
+2 -0
dragon burps, i got em yesterday too
dragon burps, i got em yesterday too
r1pp3r
+0 -0
ah, OUI. A fine publication.
ah, OUI. A fine publication.
vorrishnikov
+11 -0
IT HAS BEEN
28 DAYS
SINCE THE LAST
STRIP IN THE
STORYLINE HAS
BEEN POSTED
IT HAS BEEN
28 DAYS
SINCE THE LAST
STRIP IN THE
STORYLINE HAS
BEEN POSTED
deus
+7 -0
You sure? It seems forever since Ray shot that deer.
You sure? It seems forever since Ray shot that deer.
dangelder
+1 -0
IT
DOESNT
MATTER
IT
DOESNT
MATTER
semi_retarded
+0 -0
yeah can we find out what epicness is about to go down? The only reason any of us were interested in that storyline was having it get wrapped up in a way that involved a lot of crazy knowledge and backspins.
yeah can we find out what epicness is about to go down? The only reason any of us were interested in that storyline was having it get wrapped up in a way that involved a lot of crazy knowledge and backspins.
plummet
+8 -0
I opened achewood
and my first thought was, oh shit, a new comic
Then I was like OH SHIT A NEW COMIC!!!!!
I opened achewood
and my first thought was, oh shit, a new comic
Then I was like OH SHIT A NEW COMIC!!!!!
duperando
+0 -0
And then you pooped in your pants and you were like
"OH SHIT A SHIT!"
And then you pooped in your pants and you were like
"OH SHIT A SHIT!"
plummet
+1 -0
Pooped my pants? dude, I almost shitted my pants off
Pooped my pants? dude, I almost shitted my pants off
duperando
+0 -0
Which totally makes sense, given your avatar.
Which totally makes sense, given your avatar.
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Remember when it was the seal? Man, I liked that seal.
Remember when it was the seal? Man, I liked that seal.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
yeah that seal is amazing. The baby is amazing too. Both of these avatars totally colour how I read Plummet as a person, each in a different but also very good way.
yeah that seal is amazing. The baby is amazing too. Both of these avatars totally colour how I read Plummet as a person, each in a different but also very good way.
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Let's not forget the incredibly eager looking Indian chick. She lent to Plummet's comments a degree of enthusiasm that was always refreshing.
Let's not forget the incredibly eager looking Indian chick. She lent to Plummet's comments a degree of enthusiasm that was always refreshing.
wazza
+0 -0
that was actually thegoblins' original avatar, though I think Plummet made her eyes wider.
that was actually thegoblins' original avatar, though I think Plummet made her eyes wider.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
A playa can get mad respect in this town if he can make thegoblins eyes wider....
A playa can get mad respect in this town if he can make thegoblins eyes wider....
wazza
+0 -0
Plummet is lying, he totally shitted his pants all the way off.
Plummet is lying, he totally shitted his pants all the way off.
plummet
+0 -0
oba-ha!
oba-ha!
theirateturk
+0 -0
Post-mortem Lactation
Post-mortem Lactation
aperson
+0 -0
Nope. Uh uh.
Nope. Uh uh.
aksaha
+0 -0
It's not THAT rare.
Trust Me, I'm a doctor.
It's not THAT rare.
Trust Me, I'm a doctor.
1000hz
+3 -0
IT HAS BEEN
324 DAYS
SINCE ANYONE GAVE
ENOUGH OF A FUCK
TO UPDATE THE SIGN
IT HAS BEEN
324 DAYS
SINCE ANYONE GAVE
ENOUGH OF A FUCK
TO UPDATE THE SIGN
plummet
+0 -0
Ray and Lyle grow larger over time.
Beef reduces in size over time.
Fuckin' miracles.
Ray and Lyle grow larger over time.
Beef reduces in size over time.
Fuckin' miracles.
theirateturk
+0 -0
WHAT ABOUT TEODORE HE STAYS THE SAME SIZE, WHAT INSIGHTS DO YOU HAVE ABOUT THAT??//
WHAT ABOUT TEODORE HE STAYS THE SAME SIZE, WHAT INSIGHTS DO YOU HAVE ABOUT THAT??//
plummet
+0 -0
My insight is that you're an asshole.
My insight is that you're an asshole.
zaer
+1 -0
He is a little irate...
He is a little irate...
drewvreeland
+2 -0
best avatar I've seen on this whole shitty message board system for jerks. kick ass, zaer.
best avatar I've seen on this whole shitty message board system for jerks. kick ass, zaer.
plummet
+0 -0
His avatar is S.O.R.A.D.
His avatar is S.O.R.A.D.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Fuck him?
Fuck him?
plummet
+0 -0
There you have it, folks. Fuck him.
There you have it, folks. Fuck him.
courtland
+0 -0
Fuckin' miracles, how do they work?
Fuckin' miracles, how do they work?
broad
+0 -0
Have you seen the video? Brought to you by Fatherhood? "Your dad is a member of the Insane Clown Posse". Right above "- is a klansman" and below "- is on fire, presently and most of the time".
Have you seen the video? Brought to you by Fatherhood? "Your dad is a member of the Insane Clown Posse". Right above "- is a klansman" and below "- is on fire, presently and most of the time".
dissembly
+0 -0
What the fuck are you fucking on about?
What the fuck are you fucking on about?
bpierson85
+0 -0
A long awaited return. Now where the fuck is my cookbook?
A long awaited return. Now where the fuck is my cookbook?
taskmaster
+0 -0
Yeah man I pre-ordered months ago. I feel your pain. And probably also your seething frustration.
Yeah man I pre-ordered months ago. I feel your pain. And probably also your seething frustration.
scion
+1 -0
I got mine. At Christmas. They are sent out according to a meticulously organized schedule which ranks orders according to FUCK YOU
I got mine. At Christmas. They are sent out according to a meticulously organized schedule which ranks orders according to FUCK YOU
mikeleffel2
+1 -0
yay a fuck you friday!
yay a fuck you friday!
hbananaplus
+1 -0
Fuck you, Mike Leffel. Fuck you right in the teeth.
Fuck you, Mike Leffel. Fuck you right in the teeth.
lizard
+0 -0
Given his facial expression, I imagine that would be the only option.
Given his facial expression, I imagine that would be the only option.
terribleman
+1 -0
Finally, a strip I can plain ol' laugh at.
Finally, a strip I can plain ol' laugh at.
mensch
+0 -0
what about your mama.
what about your mama.
terribleman
+0 -0
She has yet to figure out what Google is. I think I'll wait a while before introducing her to assetbar, fuck you very much.
She has yet to figure out what Google is. I think I'll wait a while before introducing her to assetbar, fuck you very much.
stsasser
+0 -0
FUCK September 1983 OUI!
October was the grinder.
FUCK September 1983 OUI!
October was the grinder.
mehighlow
+0 -0
Screw you, work, sex and money. FUCK you.
Screw you, work, sex and money. FUCK you.
gordeaux789
+1 -0
why the hell isn't this 4 strips? Then we wouldn't have to wait 2 weeks for a god damned update. I've been a huge fan from the start, but the inconsistent update schedule is killing this thing.
why the hell isn't this 4 strips? Then we wouldn't have to wait 2 weeks for a god damned update. I've been a huge fan from the start, but the inconsistent update schedule is killing this thing.
chubbychecker
+3 -0
Read aloud, this comment makes the exact sound of a dry queef.
Read aloud, this comment makes the exact sound of a dry queef.
thegoblins
+6 -0
A DRY QUEEF IS A MEDICAL IMPOSSIBILITY FUCKYOUUUU
A DRY QUEEF IS A MEDICAL IMPOSSIBILITY FUCKYOUUUU
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
Remove the 'ck' from your last word and it sounds very much like a dry queef.
Remove the 'ck' from your last word and it sounds very much like a dry queef.
thegoblins
+0 -0
fuh youuu
fuh youuu
thegoblins
+1 -0
(I queefed at you)
(I queefed at you)
duperando
+0 -0
Do you queef your thumb at me, sir?
Do you queef your thumb at me, sir?
wazza
+0 -0
how do you queef your thumb?
I think you could use your thumb to queef, but that would be thumbing your queef, not queefing your thumb.
how do you queef your thumb?
I think you could use your thumb to queef, but that would be thumbing your queef, not queefing your thumb.
thegoblins
+0 -0
With enough moisture: You can totally use your thumb to queef. SCIENCE.
Q2) Is it pronounced quiff or queef?
With enough moisture: You can totally use your thumb to queef. SCIENCE.
Q2) Is it pronounced quiff or queef?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
depends on if you are Canadian or not.
depends on if you are Canadian or not.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Peaches got me all confused
Peaches got me all confused
taskmaster
+0 -0
Man the Bard's plays would have been hell of raunchy if they had THAT goin down in the ol' iambic pentameter...
Man the Bard's plays would have been hell of raunchy if they had THAT goin down in the ol' iambic pentameter...
badlion
+4 -0
Boy, you've really boned up on the ins and outs of the hymen since the last time I commented on something you said.
Boy, you've really boned up on the ins and outs of the hymen since the last time I commented on something you said.
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
Turgid rhetorical emissions notwithstanding, I give you my chubby.
Turgid rhetorical emissions notwithstanding, I give you my chubby.
semi_retarded
+0 -0
now that's a comment I can stand behind and thrust at suggestively
now that's a comment I can stand behind and thrust at suggestively
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
hey gobs I continued our conversation on yesterday's strip your retorting is solicited
yurs truly
hey gobs I continued our conversation on yesterday's strip your retorting is solicited
yurs truly
thegoblins
+0 -0
It still doesn't make much sense to me. Everyone can get laid, if they really want to. It's like flying! You just have to wish hard enough!
(cue music) I know a p-p-place where dreeeeams are boooorn
It still doesn't make much sense to me. Everyone can get laid, if they really want to. It's like flying! You just have to wish hard enough!
(cue music) I know a p-p-place where dreeeeams are boooorn
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
maybe I will discuss this with my counselor. maybe. at the end of my last visit, she touched me on the arm, kind of seemed like it might be suggestive... but she's married... with a kid no less... so I'm sure she's not wanting to pork me... she's just.. so happy and gay that she likes to touch people on the arm, all friendly like.. don't women understand what this does to men? Shouldn't a therapist, of all people, have this insight into the male psyche? I had a chubby all the way home. That's not so much a function of psyche as of not having been laid in the last 6 or so years, except that one time with that girl from the free internet dating site. And that doesn't even fully count; she was more chubby than I imagined her from her picture.
maybe I will discuss this with my counselor. maybe. at the end of my last visit, she touched me on the arm, kind of seemed like it might be suggestive... but she's married... with a kid no less... so I'm sure she's not wanting to pork me... she's just.. so happy and gay that she likes to touch people on the arm, all friendly like.. don't women understand what this does to men? Shouldn't a therapist, of all people, have this insight into the male psyche? I had a chubby all the way home. That's not so much a function of psyche as of not having been laid in the last 6 or so years, except that one time with that girl from the free internet dating site. And that doesn't even fully count; she was more chubby than I imagined her from her picture.
wazza
+0 -0
I came so close to being you...
I came so close to being you...
thegoblins
+0 -0
Is this your way of telling us that you recentlyg got some strange?
Is this your way of telling us that you recentlyg got some strange?
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Actually, I think I did too....
yoboyobo_ni: A Cautionary Tale
Actually, I think I did too....
yoboyobo_ni: A Cautionary Tale
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Also, completely unrelated note, what does it mean when you're really good at chess, but terrible at checkers? What does that say about your brain? Anything?
Also, completely unrelated note, what does it mean when you're really good at chess, but terrible at checkers? What does that say about your brain? Anything?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
chess strategy is more simple than checkers strategy. If you suck at Checkers, wait till you try Go .
chess strategy is more simple than checkers strategy. If you suck at Checkers, wait till you try Go .
ganymedeio
+4 -0
My Go strategy is usually to wait until the opportune time, then flick one of those little smooth stones into the esophagus of my opponent and flee.
My Go strategy is usually to wait until the opportune time, then flick one of those little smooth stones into the esophagus of my opponent and flee.
pete1729
+0 -0
I LOLed IRL,
I LOLed IRL,
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
...in his room!
...in his room!
thegoblins
+1 -0
I thought fat girls were supposed to be more fun to Inseminate.
I thought fat girls were supposed to be more fun to Inseminate.
wazza
+0 -0
more cushion for the pushin' more bounce to the ounce, once you lift the flap formed by their stomach fat away from the target area.
more cushion for the pushin' more bounce to the ounce, once you lift the flap formed by their stomach fat away from the target area.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Wazza, I've already decided you are a virgin.
Wazza, I've already decided you are a virgin.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
some people are into fat girls but I'm not.
some people are into fat girls but I'm not.
terribleman
+0 -0
Some of the best sex I have ever had was with a chubby chick, who had had 3 kids. She was totally happy with who she was and I think that makes all the difference.
Plus, of course, she had shelves of sex books and a drawer filled with funny toys. And she was a squirter (which almost made me buy a house with her).
Some of the best sex I have ever had was with a chubby chick, who had had 3 kids. She was totally happy with who she was and I think that makes all the difference.
Plus, of course, she had shelves of sex books and a drawer filled with funny toys. And she was a squirter (which almost made me buy a house with her).
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Best last sentence on assetbar in a long time.
Best last sentence on assetbar in a long time.
cartilagehedd
+0 -0
Holden Caulfield's memoirs?
Holden Caulfield's memoirs?
wazza
+0 -0
didn't I already say I'm a virgin somewhere in the threads?
It is my not-in-any-way-secret shame
didn't I already say I'm a virgin somewhere in the threads?
It is my not-in-any-way-secret shame
thegoblins
+0 -0
Oh, I'm not sure I caught that precious moment.
'tis no shame.
Oh, I'm not sure I caught that precious moment.
'tis no shame.
wazza
+0 -0
yes it is, the one time I got close to losing my virginity I was unable to go through with the act through being profoundly unattracted to the willing female. It is the very picture of desperation.
yes it is, the one time I got close to losing my virginity I was unable to go through with the act through being profoundly unattracted to the willing female. It is the very picture of desperation.
thegoblins
+0 -0
It will happen eventually. It just takes confidence which comes with time.
It will happen eventually. It just takes confidence which comes with time.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
maybe he's not attracted to female women maybe he wants to fuck animals at the petting zoo and he just hasn't admitted it to himself yet.
maybe he's not attracted to female women maybe he wants to fuck animals at the petting zoo and he just hasn't admitted it to himself yet.
plummet
+0 -0
Between you pulling some rough chuckles on Wazza and TheGoblins hell of emasculating Wazza for being a virgin nerd internet dude, I think Wazza just might commit suicide
you guys are basically playing him into his grave like a ping pong ball
Between you pulling some rough chuckles on Wazza and TheGoblins hell of emasculating Wazza for being a virgin nerd internet dude, I think Wazza just might commit suicide
you guys are basically playing him into his grave like a ping pong ball
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Now someone has to bang him just clear our collective conscience
No dibs.
Now someone has to bang him just clear our collective conscience
No dibs.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Ah, whatever. Society puts too much emphasis on sexing people anyway.
Ah, whatever. Society puts too much emphasis on sexing people anyway.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
True. I won't say it's not pretty great, but building it up as the pinnacle of life is bit much.
True. I won't say it's not pretty great, but building it up as the pinnacle of life is bit much.
cracklewater
+0 -0
Hell with society. It's my tackle and fevered brain that's emphasising the overwhelming need for fuckin' .
I have had only regrettable sex in the last year or two since the long-term cohabitation ended.
Hell with society. It's my tackle and fevered brain that's emphasising the overwhelming need for fuckin' .
I have had only regrettable sex in the last year or two since the long-term cohabitation ended.
lizard
+0 -0
Heh - regrettable sex. So much regrettable sex - most of the casual encounters basically. Nothing compared to regrets held over the sex I passed over due to having a conscience though. I often wish I had had that sex. It's probably living larger in my mind due to being 'forbidden' or something, but by God what you can't (let yourself) have is somehow the most exciting prospect imaginable. Gah.
Heh - regrettable sex. So much regrettable sex - most of the casual encounters basically. Nothing compared to regrets held over the sex I passed over due to having a conscience though. I often wish I had had that sex. It's probably living larger in my mind due to being 'forbidden' or something, but by God what you can't (let yourself) have is somehow the most exciting prospect imaginable. Gah.
thegoblins
+0 -0
I guess maybe I do not have similar perspectives due to being a woman. MY CLINIC WILL ADDRESS THESE ISSUES.
I guess maybe I do not have similar perspectives due to being a woman. MY CLINIC WILL ADDRESS THESE ISSUES.
lizard
+2 -0
Dr Rhehab Mandible's Intemperance Clinic for the Conscience Constrained Woman
Do you not live in total, aching regret that you didn't screw some hot, random dude at the back of the basketball court in a joyless union that would probably leave you with a deepened experience of self loathing and instant tertiary syphilis? Step forth, you lost, deluded lamb, and learn to revel in the shitpile of life like the hungriest of gash-hounds from the other side of the chromosomal divide. Welcome! Welcome indeed!
Dr Rhehab Mandible's Intemperance Clinic for the Conscience Constrained Woman
Do you not live in total, aching regret that you didn't screw some hot, random dude at the back of the basketball court in a joyless union that would probably leave you with a deepened experience of self loathing and instant tertiary syphilis? Step forth, you lost, deluded lamb, and learn to revel in the shitpile of life like the hungriest of gash-hounds from the other side of the chromosomal divide. Welcome! Welcome indeed!
taskmaster
+0 -0
Don't feel bad. Your brain made a good decision here, I feel.
Don't feel bad. Your brain made a good decision here, I feel.
semi_retarded
+0 -0
I read this out of context and considered reading into the context before enjoying it but figured fuck it this is way to great to go unnoticed for it's greatness.
I read this out of context and considered reading into the context before enjoying it but figured fuck it this is way to great to go unnoticed for it's greatness.
jordstar
+0 -0
Because then it would have to be on 4 consecutive Fridays. Which would still be an improvement, given the current schedule.
FUCK YOU ACHEWOOD for being so slow to update.
Because then it would have to be on 4 consecutive Fridays. Which would still be an improvement, given the current schedule.
FUCK YOU ACHEWOOD for being so slow to update.
red-barchetta
+0 -0
I need that sign at my work. Like, monday at the latest.
I need that sign at my work. Like, monday at the latest.
mullin
+1 -0
Being unsatisfied by Nude Russian BBW Pornography is the saddest thing.
Being unsatisfied by Nude Russian BBW Pornography is the saddest thing.
edthehead
+19 -0
You know, it is. I mean, let's assume that we're dealing with some poor Russian woman with a glandular problem who doesn't get anything remotely nutritious in her diet. She's crouched over a tarp in a little hut that some washed-up photographer uses over and over, because all the money he makes from these things goes to buying more shitty adulterated heroin from the local mob. This is the last burst of any creativity that either of them are capable of accomplishing.
Thousands of miles away, a cartoon cat looks at their paltry achievement and closes the tab. He was their first hit in 3 weeks, and now he's gone.
Still not the saddest thing, but pretty sad.
You know, it is. I mean, let's assume that we're dealing with some poor Russian woman with a glandular problem who doesn't get anything remotely nutritious in her diet. She's crouched over a tarp in a little hut that some washed-up photographer uses over and over, because all the money he makes from these things goes to buying more shitty adulterated heroin from the local mob. This is the last burst of any creativity that either of them are capable of accomplishing.
Thousands of miles away, a cartoon cat looks at their paltry achievement and closes the tab. He was their first hit in 3 weeks, and now he's gone.
Still not the saddest thing, but pretty sad.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I have been too friendly, but that did not stop me laughing at this comment and it will not stop me somehow communicating my thoughts at you.
I have been too friendly, but that did not stop me laughing at this comment and it will not stop me somehow communicating my thoughts at you.
lizard
+0 -0
Nor I. Fine work.
Nor I. Fine work.
terribleman
+1 -0
I concur. Duly chubbied. Although I could have done that for your avatar alone. One of the best albums in the galaxy.
I concur. Duly chubbied. Although I could have done that for your avatar alone. One of the best albums in the galaxy.
westsider8
+2 -0
I was unclear what had happened to my 401K, but 70's Porn-style Beef has enlightened me. It was dong-razzled. It all makes sense now.
I was unclear what had happened to my 401K, but 70's Porn-style Beef has enlightened me. It was dong-razzled. It all makes sense now.
erk070
+0 -0
Haha, I just realized 70's porno RB is next to a mic! I thought it was a Popsicle or a half-sucked-off corndog.
Haha, I just realized 70's porno RB is next to a mic! I thought it was a Popsicle or a half-sucked-off corndog.
myfirstpost
+14 -0
... How do you eat corndogs, man?
... How do you eat corndogs, man?
faits
+0 -0
sucked off, not eaten
how do you suck off a corn dog (probably the same way you suck off other things)
sucked off, not eaten
how do you suck off a corn dog (probably the same way you suck off other things)
thegoblins
+0 -0
Wouldn't the crispy shell get soggy? Is it a crispy shell? I HAVE NEVER EATEN A CORN DOG
Wouldn't the crispy shell get soggy? Is it a crispy shell? I HAVE NEVER EATEN A CORN DOG
sn0wman
+0 -0
It is breading. Not crispy, but... bready.
It is breading. Not crispy, but... bready.
plummet
+1 -0
you can eat my...CORN DOG
and I'll eat your STUFFED CLAM
you can eat my...CORN DOG
and I'll eat your STUFFED CLAM
thegoblins
+0 -0
See cunt rot discussion below.
See cunt rot discussion below.
lizard
+0 -0
oh... the horror
oh... the horror
plummet
+0 -0
EXTRA SPICY
EXTRA SPICY
chezthemighty
+1 -0
FUCK YOU FRIDAYS ARE THE BEST FRIDAYS EVER
FUCK YOU FRIDAYS ARE THE BEST FRIDAYS EVER
asherdan
+1 -1
Nice twist, a Fuck You Friday with the punchline twisted.
Nice of 'Stad to unload a fan favourite service after vaporizing on things.
So, pooch screwed?
Yes, pooch screwed.
Nice twist, a Fuck You Friday with the punchline twisted.
Nice of 'Stad to unload a fan favourite service after vaporizing on things.
So, pooch screwed?
Yes, pooch screwed.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
what? Dude? you need to smoke some weed or something. your post has too much logic in it. But please do stick around and continue to participate.
what? Dude? you need to smoke some weed or something. your post has too much logic in it. But please do stick around and continue to participate.
plummet
+0 -0
Quote:
Yes, exactly.
Quote:
Dude? you need to smoke some weed or something.
Yes, exactly.
rowboat
+1 -0
Please excuse plummet. He just discovered marijuana and he's a little excited about it.
Please excuse plummet. He just discovered marijuana and he's a little excited about it.
plummet
+0 -0
Plummet Gets Sort of Stoned.jpg
Plummet Gets Sort of Stoned.jpg
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Hey, I just got into it recently too! I'm pretty stoked. Except I can't seem to find a dealer! Oh well, I guess I can go huff zoo animals.
Hey, I just got into it recently too! I'm pretty stoked. Except I can't seem to find a dealer! Oh well, I guess I can go huff zoo animals.
scorpio_nadir
+3 -0
Have a lame on a Fuckyoufriday, 'sherdan, just so you know we still care about you.
Have a lame on a Fuckyoufriday, 'sherdan, just so you know we still care about you.
allenphreak
+0 -0
asherdan, I enjoyed your comments as I read though the archives. You have created an ungodly amount of chubbies AND lames.
Comments Made: 363
Chubbies: 4582
Lames: 4695
Messages marked as Spam: 10
Keep up the good work! Funny to see what being honest about the comis will bring :p
asherdan, I enjoyed your comments as I read though the archives. You have created an ungodly amount of chubbies AND lames.
Comments Made: 363
Chubbies: 4582
Lames: 4695
Messages marked as Spam: 10
Keep up the good work! Funny to see what being honest about the comis will bring :p
dusty
+0 -0
Well you know, most people aren't ready for the truth about the commies.
Well you know, most people aren't ready for the truth about the commies.
terribleman
+0 -0
You just earned yourself a second glance at Echelon.
You just earned yourself a second glance at Echelon.
allenphreak
+0 -0
I... just... man, FUCK this keyboard and stuck letters.
I... just... man, FUCK this keyboard and stuck letters.
wjon
+3 -0
Don't fuck the keyboard and get fewer stuck letters?
Don't fuck the keyboard and get fewer stuck letters?
ganymedeio
+0 -0
It is a poor carpenter who jizzes on his keys.
It is a poor carpenter who jizzes on his keys.
cartilagehedd
+0 -0
But the superior musician can jazz in any key?
But the superior musician can jazz in any key?
diamond_pick
+0 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
diamond_pick
+8 -0
Well POOP. I was trying to post this:
https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz336/noodlemonster007/Onstad_Show_Biz.jpg?t=1284127022
Well POOP. I was trying to post this:
https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz336/noodlemonster007/Onstad_Show_Biz.jpg?t=1284127022
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Onstad skewered by your wit!
Onstad skewered by your wit!
duperando
+0 -0
Hehe... POOP.
Hehe... POOP.
lizard
+1 -0
A dog is for life, not for purloining on eBay during acts of sapphic violence superimposed upon "lifestyle"-themed automotive propaganda. :(
A dog is for life, not for purloining on eBay during acts of sapphic violence superimposed upon "lifestyle"-themed automotive propaganda. :(
thegoblins
+2 -0
I skipped class to "study" and I have to go to the Clinic for Womanly Difficulties. Fuck you ex-boyfriends and fuck you FRIDAY!
(PS: I am totally going to start the Clinic for Womanly Difficulties when I grow up.)
I skipped class to "study" and I have to go to the Clinic for Womanly Difficulties. Fuck you ex-boyfriends and fuck you FRIDAY!
(PS: I am totally going to start the Clinic for Womanly Difficulties when I grow up.)
streever
+0 -0
You know you gotta wrap it Goblins. I know you know this.
You know you gotta wrap it Goblins. I know you know this.
streever
+0 -0
Unless he really loves you.
Unless he really loves you.
streever
+1 -0
really really
really really
thegoblins
+0 -0
Wrapping it up doesn't protect against EVERYTHING. But yes. I think what I'm dealing with is not technically classified as an STD.
Wrapping it up doesn't protect against EVERYTHING. But yes. I think what I'm dealing with is not technically classified as an STD.
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
Do you really want an internet message board to play guess-the-gynalogical-complaint? Because I want to call yeast infection.
Do you really want an internet message board to play guess-the-gynalogical-complaint? Because I want to call yeast infection.
cathaoir
+3 -0
Baby is also not technically an STD either.
Baby is also not technically an STD either.
fineoakstructure
+2 -0
Soticoto would probably argue that point.
Soticoto would probably argue that point.
plummet
+0 -0
thegoblins
+0 -0
I think so too. 'Cause it's defs not bacterial, unless I got the clap. And the answer is defs not baby either!
I think so too. 'Cause it's defs not bacterial, unless I got the clap. And the answer is defs not baby either!
jeffspaulding
+11 -0
You must be real good if they clap.
You must be real good if they clap.
prommie
+0 -0
Gilbert Gotfried joke: Woman says to man "Want to see how tight I am? Put you finger in. Now put all your fingers in. Now put in your hand. Now put in your other hand. Now push both hands in up to the elbow. OK, now clap." Man says "I can't." Woman says, "See, tight, huh?"
Gilbert Gotfried joke: Woman says to man "Want to see how tight I am? Put you finger in. Now put all your fingers in. Now put in your hand. Now put in your other hand. Now push both hands in up to the elbow. OK, now clap." Man says "I can't." Woman says, "See, tight, huh?"
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
well that convo went trainwreck in a fuck of a hurry.
well that convo went trainwreck in a fuck of a hurry.
thegoblins
+2 -0
I know. It's in the lower ten percent of conversations about VAGINAL HYGEINE that I have engaged in.
I know. It's in the lower ten percent of conversations about VAGINAL HYGEINE that I have engaged in.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Dear god, you keep statistics. That just naturally brings up some sort of peppy Gilbert & Sullivan refrain, don't it?
Dear god, you keep statistics. That just naturally brings up some sort of peppy Gilbert & Sullivan refrain, don't it?
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Gotfried'l do that to a conversation.
Gotfried'l do that to a conversation.
terribleman
+0 -0
I like a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously. She sounds like she knows her body well enough, so she probably knows her way around a bed, her handicap aside. Besides, some guys have really large peni.
I like a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously. She sounds like she knows her body well enough, so she probably knows her way around a bed, her handicap aside. Besides, some guys have really large peni.
drewvreeland
+0 -0
something about babies...babies get made that way...
something about babies...babies get made that way...
shelbydavis
+1 -0
It seems like just yesterday that goblins was excitedly telling us that she'd gotten laid for firsts. Now she's all grown up and has the clap.
It seems like just yesterday that goblins was excitedly telling us that she'd gotten laid for firsts. Now she's all grown up and has the clap.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Well, maybe is she wasn't such a WHORE...
Sincerely,
theirateturk
Well, maybe is she wasn't such a WHORE...
Sincerely,
theirateturk
thegoblins
+0 -0
Mayhaps is I wasn't!
Mayhaps is I wasn't!
mockereo
+11 -0
It is the worst applause, given by tiny bacterial flagella.
It is the worst applause, given by tiny bacterial flagella.
rocknrollfaggot
+0 -0
everything about this is beautiful.
does everyone see this
everything about this is beautiful.
does everyone see this
thegoblins
+1 -0
All flagellatin' with they little taaaails
All flagellatin' with they little taaaails
ganymedeio
+1 -0
I knew a girl who got the clap so many times they diagnosed it as applause.
I knew a girl who got the clap so many times they diagnosed it as applause.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
Gobs, I give my pussy revolution4cats https://www.revolution4cats.com/default.aspx
It comes in a single convenient mensual topical application, and it protects against a whole slew of nasty things, including:
* Kills adult fleas (Ctenocephalides felis) and prevents flea eggs from hatching.
* Prevents heartworm disease caused by Dirofilaria immitis.
* Treats and controls ear mites (Otodectes cynotis).
* Treats and controls roundworms (Toxocara cati) and hookworms (Ancylostoma tubaeforme).
Gobs, I give my pussy revolution4cats https://www.revolution4cats.com/default.aspx
It comes in a single convenient mensual topical application, and it protects against a whole slew of nasty things, including:
* Kills adult fleas (Ctenocephalides felis) and prevents flea eggs from hatching.
* Prevents heartworm disease caused by Dirofilaria immitis.
* Treats and controls ear mites (Otodectes cynotis).
* Treats and controls roundworms (Toxocara cati) and hookworms (Ancylostoma tubaeforme).
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
I've had thrush in the past. I know, as Vlad has told us, that it is mainly a thing of chicks, but I totally got thrush. Apparently it's also more a thing of uncut dudes, so the Jews are ahead of us on this one, as in so much else. I told the girl who I believe gave it to me (via oral) what had happened and she got incredibly defensive and rude and basically accused me of cheating on her, so that relationship never really recovered.
The thrush, on the other hand, cleared up quite quickly. I recommend clotrimazole, unperfumed talcum powder and not wearing underwear in bed.
I've had thrush in the past. I know, as Vlad has told us, that it is mainly a thing of chicks, but I totally got thrush. Apparently it's also more a thing of uncut dudes, so the Jews are ahead of us on this one, as in so much else. I told the girl who I believe gave it to me (via oral) what had happened and she got incredibly defensive and rude and basically accused me of cheating on her, so that relationship never really recovered.
The thrush, on the other hand, cleared up quite quickly. I recommend clotrimazole, unperfumed talcum powder and not wearing underwear in bed.
thegoblins
+0 -0
I would say it was more worrying that she had much candida in her mouth. Did she have an immunosuppressive condition?
I would say it was more worrying that she had much candida in her mouth. Did she have an immunosuppressive condition?
glade8tormel
+1 -0
Whoa, stop and hold on a minute...
YOU SUGGESTED TO A LADY THAT YOUR DICK GOT A DISEASE FROM HER MOUTH?
Oh, then SHE got rude.
Son, why don't you sit the game out for a while...
Whoa, stop and hold on a minute...
YOU SUGGESTED TO A LADY THAT YOUR DICK GOT A DISEASE FROM HER MOUTH?
Oh, then SHE got rude.
Son, why don't you sit the game out for a while...
scorpio_nadir
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Man, don't you know a person's mouth got more bacteria and vile shit in it than any other part of their body, excepting maybe the colon.
A vagina is basically a sterile operating theater in comparison to a mouth. And sometimes literally as well.
Man, don't you know a person's mouth got more bacteria and vile shit in it than any other part of their body, excepting maybe the colon.
A vagina is basically a sterile operating theater in comparison to a mouth. And sometimes literally as well.
crycryguy
+0 -0
you're talking science and I'm talking manners.
you're talking science and I'm talking manners.
glade8tormel
+0 -0
I been to high school, fuck you ever so much.
What I'm suggesting, is that if you got some unidentified going on in your undie area that maybe you don't go supposing to your lady friend that it came from her mouth.You want to be dating your right hand for the rest of your days?
I been to high school, fuck you ever so much.
What I'm suggesting, is that if you got some unidentified going on in your undie area that maybe you don't go supposing to your lady friend that it came from her mouth.You want to be dating your right hand for the rest of your days?
thegoblins
+0 -0
I think both you and that ladyfriend are overreacting. Men only get yeasty dong from sex. He's just being a good boyfriend and telling his girl she might have a fungal problem. EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
I think both you and that ladyfriend are overreacting. Men only get yeasty dong from sex. He's just being a good boyfriend and telling his girl she might have a fungal problem. EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
thegoblins
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Yeah. Yeast aren't bacteria though, and while a lady garden might easily grow yeast, a man pole does not. Therefore, for yeast to move from a lady venue to a man venue require that yeast to be going crazy in the lady. It's like when lots of punks aren't going to show up in a late night diner unless there's a great punk concert going on.
Now, the mouth of an otherwise healthy adult is unlikely to bear the strange fruit unless that adult has been taking antibiotics, because bacteria and yeast compete for space. You said vaginas are much more sterile than mouths, and this is true, but it's also WHY vaginas get candidal infections so much easier than mouths.
However, if your innate immune response has been compromised or you have especially sugary moist spots (as in diabetes) you are much more likely to get yeast infections, both on your mouth and vagina.
In short, FUCK YOU SCORPIO_NADIR. I HATE THIS VAGINAL SUPPOSITORY.
Yeah. Yeast aren't bacteria though, and while a lady garden might easily grow yeast, a man pole does not. Therefore, for yeast to move from a lady venue to a man venue require that yeast to be going crazy in the lady. It's like when lots of punks aren't going to show up in a late night diner unless there's a great punk concert going on.
Now, the mouth of an otherwise healthy adult is unlikely to bear the strange fruit unless that adult has been taking antibiotics, because bacteria and yeast compete for space. You said vaginas are much more sterile than mouths, and this is true, but it's also WHY vaginas get candidal infections so much easier than mouths.
However, if your innate immune response has been compromised or you have especially sugary moist spots (as in diabetes) you are much more likely to get yeast infections, both on your mouth and vagina.
In short, FUCK YOU SCORPIO_NADIR. I HATE THIS VAGINAL SUPPOSITORY.
thegoblins
+1 -0
PS i'msorry :(
PS i'msorry :(
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
S'okay, shweetie. Hug{{goblins}}
S'okay, shweetie. Hug{{goblins}}
plummet
+0 -0
TheGoblins talks about vaginal cleanliness while I am on Assetbar.
status: rad
TheGoblins talks about vaginal cleanliness while I am on Assetbar.
status: rad
dusty
+0 -0
I too am surprised to see this discussion, not because it's odd that someone brought it up, but that the community had the supporting interest to carry the conversation for this long.
I too am surprised to see this discussion, not because it's odd that someone brought it up, but that the community had the supporting interest to carry the conversation for this long.
shelbydavis
+0 -0
Dude, did you not see the incredibly in-depth discussion of mad cow disease on the last strip? I have seen less-brainy and less-protracted discussions at legit science gatherings. Assetbar rocks.
Dude, did you not see the incredibly in-depth discussion of mad cow disease on the last strip? I have seen less-brainy and less-protracted discussions at legit science gatherings. Assetbar rocks.
thegoblins
+0 -0
The worst thing about mad cow disease is that we might have so many deaths twenty or thirty years down the line from failing to take precautions in the nineties and early 2000s. The people who have already died might just be the tip of the iceberg, because prions seem to be capable of incubating and slowly dividing for decades.
The worst thing about mad cow disease is that we might have so many deaths twenty or thirty years down the line from failing to take precautions in the nineties and early 2000s. The people who have already died might just be the tip of the iceberg, because prions seem to be capable of incubating and slowly dividing for decades.
mr-siegal
+0 -0
They're like the old computer viruses, slowly filling the hard drive with rubbish. I remember Douglas Hofstadter, in Scientific American, happily explaining a simple program to do such. Sometime in the 70's, I think.
They're like the old computer viruses, slowly filling the hard drive with rubbish. I remember Douglas Hofstadter, in Scientific American, happily explaining a simple program to do such. Sometime in the 70's, I think.
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Hey man, are you going to later on?
Shit yeah, I'll see you there!
Hey man, are you going to
Shit yeah, I'll see you there!
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
chub chub for teaching me new things about the eco system that is the humun body.
chub chub for teaching me new things about the eco system that is the humun body.
hatstand_mcq
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I didn't swagger in and shout 'You gave me knob-rot you filthy whorish bitch'. I raised a possible shared health problem which is exactly the sort of thing you should do with your partners if you are not a massive wanker. As thegoblins so rightly points out, if a man gets thrush and hasn't caught if from oral or vaginal contact that is a pretty major indicator for diabetes or a compromised immune system so yes, I did mention it to her. If you think that chivalry is about ignoring major health problems, grinding your raw diseased nether regions together in stony, wincing silence until you expire from complications, if that is your idea of suavity then I suppose yes I am an innocent in the world of dating.
I didn't swagger in and shout 'You gave me knob-rot you filthy whorish bitch'. I raised a possible shared health problem which is exactly the sort of thing you should do with your partners if you are not a massive wanker. As thegoblins so rightly points out, if a man gets thrush and hasn't caught if from oral or vaginal contact that is a pretty major indicator for diabetes or a compromised immune system so yes, I did mention it to her. If you think that chivalry is about ignoring major health problems, grinding your raw diseased nether regions together in stony, wincing silence until you expire from complications, if that is your idea of suavity then I suppose yes I am an innocent in the world of dating.
glade8tormel
+0 -0
Chubby for knob-rot.
Having faced somewhat similar circumstances myself I made the suggestion that I had been the vector for the shared interest. It is desirable, (me thinks) to discuss these sorts of matters in a non accusatory fashion.
Chubby for knob-rot.
Having faced somewhat similar circumstances myself I made the suggestion that I had been the vector for the shared interest. It is desirable, (me thinks) to discuss these sorts of matters in a non accusatory fashion.
thegoblins
+0 -0
It sounds to me like the woman was being unreasonable and ignorant about the matter. A yeast infection is usually NOT a sexually transmitted disease in women, and it ALWAYS is in men. So basically, she was like, "Yeast? In my vagina? FUCK YOU HATSTAND!"
The American public takes a very narrow, uninformed view of any sort of sexual dysfunction or infection, because we aren't encouraged to be open and communicative about these things. We creep around feeling guilty and ashamed about our nethers.
It sounds to me like the woman was being unreasonable and ignorant about the matter. A yeast infection is usually NOT a sexually transmitted disease in women, and it ALWAYS is in men. So basically, she was like, "Yeast? In my vagina? FUCK YOU HATSTAND!"
The American public takes a very narrow, uninformed view of any sort of sexual dysfunction or infection, because we aren't encouraged to be open and communicative about these things. We creep around feeling guilty and ashamed about our nethers.
lizard
+1 -0
Ah, hell. My girlfriend and I got a yeast thing going on when we were 17 (TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO, DEAR HEAVENLY GOD - thegoblins might actually be the child of our loving yeast community). We had no idea what was going on and just freaked the hell out. I went to the family doctor, who diagnosed me with "chlamydia" without even testing me and put us both on the requisite medication. We didn't say anything to each other at the time, since we were both virgins before getting pretty heavily into it with each other, but each of us thought the other had been sleeping around as a result - pretty hard to get chlamydia by sleeping with a virgin, right? Awhile later, another doctor tells me it's a bloody yeast infection - candida. Meanwhile, a pretty sweet, innocent, horny little relationship is completely fucked up by presumptuous GP's rash assumption (pun intended). Man, FUCK that guy.
Ah, hell. My girlfriend and I got a yeast thing going on when we were 17 (TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO, DEAR HEAVENLY GOD - thegoblins might actually be the child of our loving yeast community). We had no idea what was going on and just freaked the hell out. I went to the family doctor, who diagnosed me with "chlamydia" without even testing me and put us both on the requisite medication. We didn't say anything to each other at the time, since we were both virgins before getting pretty heavily into it with each other, but each of us thought the other had been sleeping around as a result - pretty hard to get chlamydia by sleeping with a virgin, right? Awhile later, another doctor tells me it's a bloody yeast infection - candida. Meanwhile, a pretty sweet, innocent, horny little relationship is completely fucked up by presumptuous GP's rash assumption (pun intended). Man, FUCK that guy.
mr-siegal
+0 -0
Is it possible that your GP actually said 'candida' and, in your emotional turmoil, you misheard it as 'clamidia?'
Is it possible that your GP actually said 'candida' and, in your emotional turmoil, you misheard it as 'clamidia?'
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
Yeast in your vagina?! It's more likely than you think!
Yeast in your vagina?! It's more likely than you think!
lizard
+0 -0
Anything's possible - but no.
Anything's possible - but no.
thegoblins
+0 -0
:(
I want to lame this comment because it makes me sad, but that would imply that I was laming you. What I am saying is, that situation was lame, lizard, but you are rad! So instead I will chubby you. Except I'm out of chubbies.
:(
I want to lame this comment because it makes me sad, but that would imply that I was laming you. What I am saying is, that situation was lame, lizard, but you are rad! So instead I will chubby you. Except I'm out of chubbies.
lizard
+0 -0
That is a nice gesture to not be able to make.
That is a nice gesture to not be able to make.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I'll be a Chubby Proxy.
I'll be a Chubby Proxy.
glade8tormel
+0 -0
As long as we're not being communicative about these things, remember that he suspected oral transmission. Which is rather particular and makes me wonder if the lady in question is one of those people that don't consider oral sex to be sex. I dated a young lady that, for reasons of religion, would not have vaginal sex, but oral sex, bondage and general kinkiness were just fine with her God. Tested my atheism somewhat she did. Let me put it to the assetbarbarians, is oral
pleasure sex, or something different? Please discuss in your usual restrained fashion.
As long as we're not being communicative about these things, remember that he suspected oral transmission. Which is rather particular and makes me wonder if the lady in question is one of those people that don't consider oral sex to be sex. I dated a young lady that, for reasons of religion, would not have vaginal sex, but oral sex, bondage and general kinkiness were just fine with her God. Tested my atheism somewhat she did. Let me put it to the assetbarbarians, is oral
pleasure sex, or something different? Please discuss in your usual restrained fashion.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
So what I'm getting out of all this, "reading" some of it while drunk, is that thegoblins' pussy is just NASTY. But in a good and bad way?
I mean, it's all yeasty, right? But we need to see it as a challenge.
So what I'm getting out of all this, "reading" some of it while drunk, is that thegoblins' pussy is just NASTY. But in a good and bad way?
I mean, it's all yeasty, right? But we need to see it as a challenge.
glade8tormel
+0 -0
I'm all out of lames. Would a kick in the knob rot be O.K. with you?
I'm all out of lames. Would a kick in the knob rot be O.K. with you?
thegoblins
+0 -0
It's not yeasty, because the doctor didn't see candida in the microscope and I don't have the thick white discharge that is a hallmark.
It's not yeasty, because the doctor didn't see candida in the microscope and I don't have the thick white discharge that is a hallmark.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I hope you heal quickly so we can stop talking about the status of your crotch. This is not a knock against you, or your crotch, or those that knock against your crotch. I just think it would be neat to move on.
I hope you heal quickly so we can stop talking about the status of your crotch. This is not a knock against you, or your crotch, or those that knock against your crotch. I just think it would be neat to move on.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
I was kind of hoping that my comment might facilitate a quicker end.
I was kind of hoping that my comment might facilitate a quicker end.
mr-siegal
+0 -0
Why did your doctor think there might be candida in a microscope? They are not generally thought to be source of infection.
Why did your doctor think there might be candida in a microscope? They are not generally thought to be source of infection.
thegoblins
+1 -0
If you come in with itches, they might find yeast. But there have been requests to stop talking about such things, so I will now switch to a different health topic: how much I hate the twats that won't vaccinate their kids against serious diseases.
If you come in with itches, they might find yeast. But there have been requests to stop talking about such things, so I will now switch to a different health topic: how much I hate the twats that won't vaccinate their kids against serious diseases.
rabbidpanda
+1 -0
BUT THERE IS ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE THAT IT CAUSES.... BAD THINGS! BAD THIIIIINGS. ANECDOTAL EVIDEEEEeeeence....
BUT THERE IS ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE THAT IT CAUSES.... BAD THINGS! BAD THIIIIINGS. ANECDOTAL EVIDEEEEeeeence....
mr-siegal
+0 -0
There is scientific evidence that vaccination saves many millions of lives!
(Ratacattt may argue about the social benefit of this.)
There is scientific evidence that vaccination saves many millions of lives!
(Ratacattt may argue about the social benefit of this.)
thegoblins
+0 -0
Do pharmaceutical companies like to put their money into developing vaccines, generally?
Do pharmaceutical companies like to put their money into developing vaccines, generally?
mr-siegal
+0 -0
They would prefer to put your money into it.
Seriously, they prefer to develop products, including vaccines, HPV for example, for which a market exists or can be developed in wealthy countries.
They would like malaria vaccine research to be funded by governments or charities as the market is largely in poorer countries where large profits are more difficult to make.
They would prefer to put your money into it.
Seriously, they prefer to develop products, including vaccines, HPV for example, for which a market exists or can be developed in wealthy countries.
They would like malaria vaccine research to be funded by governments or charities as the market is largely in poorer countries where large profits are more difficult to make.
thegoblins
+0 -0
I mean, isn't part of the problem that you only take a vaccine a few times in your life?
I mean, isn't part of the problem that you only take a vaccine a few times in your life?
thegoblins
+0 -0
or get.
or get.
mr-siegal
+0 -0
Yes, but ideally everyone does.
I hear that there are moves to extend the HPV vaccine market to males, now that the female market is saturated (in Oz at least.)
Yes, but ideally everyone does.
I hear that there are moves to extend the HPV vaccine market to males, now that the female market is saturated (in Oz at least.)
yoboyobo_ni
+1 -0
Yesterday, I gave this book :
Flim-Flam! : The Truth About Unicorns, Parapsychology, and Other Delusions
to a twat who refuses to vaccinate her kids, and has delusions about microwaves and so on. I gave it to her via her sister who was visiting her, and the report back that I got was that she rolled her eyes and said she already had too many books to read, but reluctantly accepted it anyway. The book is a primer on the scientific method, e.g., that is to say, on rational thought it's self. It's a wonderful book. If anything can make a person see daylight, perhaps this book is it. It has a foreword essay by Asimov.
Yesterday, I gave this book :
Flim-Flam! : The Truth About Unicorns, Parapsychology, and Other Delusions
to a twat who refuses to vaccinate her kids, and has delusions about microwaves and so on. I gave it to her via her sister who was visiting her, and the report back that I got was that she rolled her eyes and said she already had too many books to read, but reluctantly accepted it anyway. The book is a primer on the scientific method, e.g., that is to say, on rational thought it's self. It's a wonderful book. If anything can make a person see daylight, perhaps this book is it. It has a foreword essay by Asimov.
mr-siegal
+0 -0
chubby for trying.
chubby for trying.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Well, I don't see why that's a bad move, unless the HPV vaccine does not prevent transmission of HPV from males to females when given to males.
Well, I don't see why that's a bad move, unless the HPV vaccine does not prevent transmission of HPV from males to females when given to males.
mr-siegal
+0 -0
As far as we know HPV has no serious adverse effect on males. The only reason to vaccinate males is to protect their (female) partners against cervical cancer. Vaccinated HPV naive females are 99-100% seropositive after 5 years, so if you vaccinate females there is no known community health reason to vaccinate males.
Vaccination probably costs $300-$400 per person (in Oz). If an individual is happy to spend that so he won't get 'warts in his cock', that's up to him, but I think a society could use the funds more wisely.
As far as we know HPV has no serious adverse effect on males. The only reason to vaccinate males is to protect their (female) partners against cervical cancer. Vaccinated HPV naive females are 99-100% seropositive after 5 years, so if you vaccinate females there is no known community health reason to vaccinate males.
Vaccination probably costs $300-$400 per person (in Oz). If an individual is happy to spend that so he won't get 'warts in his cock', that's up to him, but I think a society could use the funds more wisely.
rabbidpanda
+1 -0
They've been playing up a correlation between dudes who blow dudes getting throat cancer, ostensibly from HPV.
That said, I'd spend three to four hundred bucks to spare some ladies from having to hack up their lower innards.
They've been playing up a correlation between dudes who blow dudes getting throat cancer, ostensibly from HPV.
That said, I'd spend three to four hundred bucks to spare some ladies from having to hack up their lower innards.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Can we go back to talking about cunt rot?
Can we go back to talking about cunt rot?
thegoblins
+0 -0
No. Your finest oakiest structure will not sway us.
I haven't had the vaccine, and I feel that I should, but it is something like $200 through the university.
No. Your finest oakiest structure will not sway us.
I haven't had the vaccine, and I feel that I should, but it is something like $200 through the university.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
for $150, I will give you The Vaccine.
for $150, I will give you The Vaccine.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Heh, just kidding, snatch rash.
Heh, just kidding, snatch rash.
thegoblins
+0 -0
CUNT ROT UPDATE: I have no commonly identifiable STDs (including syphilis and HIV), and no signs of yeast or bacterial vaginosis. My doctor put it down to "stress and hormonal changes," aka "being a woman."
CUNT ROT UPDATE: I have no commonly identifiable STDs (including syphilis and HIV), and no signs of yeast or bacterial vaginosis. My doctor put it down to "stress and hormonal changes," aka "being a woman."
lemmy
+0 -0
50% of the population suffer from this directly
the other 50% are collateral damage
50% of the population suffer from this directly
the other 50% are collateral damage
mr-siegal
+0 -0
Seems we really need that clinic for womenly difficulties!
Seems we really need that clinic for womenly difficulties!
thegoblins
+0 -0
That is nice of you, rp. The dudes who blow dudes thing also applies to ladies who blow dudes. There have been one or two studies suggesting 'tis a thing, but not enough evidence I think to seriously PUSH for gay men to get the HPV vaccine.
That is nice of you, rp. The dudes who blow dudes thing also applies to ladies who blow dudes. There have been one or two studies suggesting 'tis a thing, but not enough evidence I think to seriously PUSH for gay men to get the HPV vaccine.
mr-siegal
+0 -0
A chubby for good intentions. Vaccinating yourself, however, will only protect these women if you are their sole partner. Best thing, pick one and offer a monogamous relationship on condition that she lets you pay for her shots.
A chubby for good intentions. Vaccinating yourself, however, will only protect these women if you are their sole partner. Best thing, pick one and offer a monogamous relationship on condition that she lets you pay for her shots.
glade8tormel
+0 -0
these are the standards of a good animal shelter.
mayhaps this is why a good dog is more difficult to come by than a casual date...
these are the standards of a good animal shelter.
mayhaps this is why a good dog is more difficult to come by than a casual date...
thegoblins
+0 -0
I don't think his point was to protect ladies from themselves but rather to make sure he personally wouldn't give HPV to any ladies. But I like how you subverted it to mean that his sexual intercourse would be mainly for the purpose of preventing his sexual partners from getting HPV.
I don't think his point was to protect ladies from themselves but rather to make sure he personally wouldn't give HPV to any ladies. But I like how you subverted it to mean that his sexual intercourse would be mainly for the purpose of preventing his sexual partners from getting HPV.
glade8tormel
+0 -0
umm, what?
umm, what?
glade8tormel
+0 -0
i mean, well, hell yeah! i know my sexual intercourse
is mainly for the prevention of disease or to keep ladies from hurting themselves! why? do some lesser dudes have other reasons?
i mean, well, hell yeah! i know my sexual intercourse
is mainly for the prevention of disease or to keep ladies from hurting themselves! why? do some lesser dudes have other reasons?
mr-siegal
+0 -0
We could have little tattoos 'Vaccinated for Your Protection - HPV Safe'
We could have little tattoos 'Vaccinated for Your Protection - HPV Safe'
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
too easy to forge. they would have to implant a microchip similar to the serial chip they put in pets and there would be an iphone app that could scan the chip, look you up in the database, and reveal if you really has the vaccine or not. Of course then you might get people digging up dead bodies in graveyards for their HPV chip, all scanning through the rotted flesh with their iphone... it's over here, I found one I found one!
too easy to forge. they would have to implant a microchip similar to the serial chip they put in pets and there would be an iphone app that could scan the chip, look you up in the database, and reveal if you really has the vaccine or not. Of course then you might get people digging up dead bodies in graveyards for their HPV chip, all scanning through the rotted flesh with their iphone... it's over here, I found one I found one!
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I've been playing the monogamy game for just shy of 7 years at this point, and we're both the first ones the other has porked, so it is not much of a practical concern.
I had a really close friend who had to have a series of Big Scary Procedures after some HPV messed up her Big Scary Insides. She took it as well as you can, I suppose, but if I can remove the possibility of doing that to someone, at the cost of a handful of vidyagames, sign me up.
Yeah, the girls-who-blow-dudes is to be considered, though I have a feeling most papers dismiss it, since they fall into the existing HPV vaccine market.
I've been playing the monogamy game for just shy of 7 years at this point, and we're both the first ones the other has porked, so it is not much of a practical concern.
I had a really close friend who had to have a series of Big Scary Procedures after some HPV messed up her Big Scary Insides. She took it as well as you can, I suppose, but if I can remove the possibility of doing that to someone, at the cost of a handful of vidyagames, sign me up.
Yeah, the girls-who-blow-dudes is to be considered, though I have a feeling most papers dismiss it, since they fall into the existing HPV vaccine market.
thegoblins
+0 -0
Well, I don't mean to be a dick about terms, but you don't have to pork to transmit HPV. You can basically get it from naked snuggles. Just like chlamydia.
But I get your point and that's really sweet :).
Well, I don't mean to be a dick about terms, but you don't have to pork to transmit HPV. You can basically get it from naked snuggles. Just like chlamydia.
But I get your point and that's really sweet :).
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I was a bit brash to not consider Maximum Cuddles as spreading gross stuff.
As an aside, all this discussion made me think of a new "burn," as the kids say. "Your [significant other/life partner] has so much clap, when [he/she/it/them] spreads their legs you can hear applause."
I was a bit brash to not consider Maximum Cuddles as spreading gross stuff.
As an aside, all this discussion made me think of a new "burn," as the kids say. "Your [significant other/life partner] has so much clap, when [he/she/it/them] spreads their legs you can hear applause."
kindergard
+0 -0
those are not 'warts'
they are pleasure dots
urging a woman to let go
of course, the woman is not the one who decides
when, and if, she is let go...
those are not 'warts'
they are pleasure dots
urging a woman to let go
of course, the woman is not the one who decides
when, and if, she is let go...
kindergard
+1 -0
if I might make a suggestion to Mr. Hatstand it would be to not get your panties in a bunch, as that would likely aggravate your condition...
if I might make a suggestion to Mr. Hatstand it would be to not get your panties in a bunch, as that would likely aggravate your condition...
terribleman
+0 -0
Next time try: 'Honey, I think I might have diabetes.'
Next time try: 'Honey, I think I might have diabetes.'
broad
+0 -0
Wow, something similar. Except it kept happening. And really sucked. My now-wife, fiance at the time, suggested athlete's foot cream (can't remember the brand) and it basically petrified my foreskin. Like trying to squeeze your fist through a straw. My first real look at the thing after it turned to stone was in a bathroom stall; it was like that moment in Eraserhead where the guy goes, "wow, you are sick" and there's this jarring shot of the now mottled/revolting baby groaning, "BLEEEAAARGH...."
Wow, something similar. Except it kept happening. And really sucked. My now-wife, fiance at the time, suggested athlete's foot cream (can't remember the brand) and it basically petrified my foreskin. Like trying to squeeze your fist through a straw. My first real look at the thing after it turned to stone was in a bathroom stall; it was like that moment in Eraserhead where the guy goes, "wow, you are sick" and there's this jarring shot of the now mottled/revolting baby groaning, "BLEEEAAARGH...."
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
you got any pictures?
you got any pictures?
broad
+0 -0
Gosh, sorry, I got a little overdramatic there. We aren't talking insipidous tissue necrosis here, it isn't like it fell off or anything. It got really, really dry, lost all elasticity and looked more disgusting than usual, but this was over 2 years ago and my dork has since made a full recovery. It was worse than chapped skin though; it was more like, like cracked looking.
No pix, but I'll tell you what : buy a variety of antifungal salves, and smear them all over the tip of your penis. When the skin begins to remind you of a very old man's elbow, bingo. "Discontinue use".
Gosh, sorry, I got a little overdramatic there. We aren't talking insipidous tissue necrosis here, it isn't like it fell off or anything. It got really, really dry, lost all elasticity and looked more disgusting than usual, but this was over 2 years ago and my dork has since made a full recovery. It was worse than chapped skin though; it was more like, like cracked looking.
No pix, but I'll tell you what : buy a variety of antifungal salves, and smear them all over the tip of your penis. When the skin begins to remind you of a very old man's elbow, bingo. "Discontinue use".
lemmy
+0 -0
you will forgive me if i do not try this.
you will forgive me if i do not try this.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
no no, I mean, do you have any pictures of your penis now, in it's present condition? Do you have a web cam?
no no, I mean, do you have any pictures of your penis now, in it's present condition? Do you have a web cam?
broad
+0 -0
And this is what happens when the comic well dries up, turns into a room fulla guys hitting refresh, playing grab-ass and demanding to see one another;s penises.
And this is what happens when the comic well dries up, turns into a room fulla guys hitting refresh, playing grab-ass and demanding to see one another;s penises.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
And why the fuck do you assume I'm a guy, or even if I am, isn't it a bit pretentious and prejudicial of you to assume that I have a penis? Isn't it? For all you know I've long since cut it off in a maniacal bi-polar binge and force-fed it at the same knife-point to school children on the playground of some special-needs school in Hoboken, you inconsiderate ass!
And why the fuck do you assume I'm a guy, or even if I am, isn't it a bit pretentious and prejudicial of you to assume that I have a penis? Isn't it? For all you know I've long since cut it off in a maniacal bi-polar binge and force-fed it at the same knife-point to school children on the playground of some special-needs school in Hoboken, you inconsiderate ass!
broad
+0 -0
Easy, dude - which we both know you are - until just now, no one even mentioned YOUR penis - one of which we now both know you have.
The facts. Would a woman ask for the phone numbers of head-happy women? Maybe. You have the face of a cat, I see. Prejudicially speaking, this is unpopular with women. High school art shows and ebay auctions may have you believe otherwise, however consider that cats are relaxed blobs of colour and therefore easy to draw, hence their popularity in art class. Given boundless talent we'd see a lot more orangutans in amateur art shows, or Transformers, as we do on message boards, since these images are freely available and ready to wear. Bullshit? Fine. With overuse, the phrase, "even if I did", always means "I do". Even if it didn't (see?), I never mentioned your dork - you did - which affirms your masculinity.
You're a dude, you have a dork, you haven't fed it to anyone, or anything but your fist in a while and no one, I mean no one, wants to see it.
Except me, now. C'mon, show it to me.
Easy, dude - which we both know you are - until just now, no one even mentioned YOUR penis - one of which we now both know you have.
The facts. Would a woman ask for the phone numbers of head-happy women? Maybe. You have the face of a cat, I see. Prejudicially speaking, this is unpopular with women. High school art shows and ebay auctions may have you believe otherwise, however consider that cats are relaxed blobs of colour and therefore easy to draw, hence their popularity in art class. Given boundless talent we'd see a lot more orangutans in amateur art shows, or Transformers, as we do on message boards, since these images are freely available and ready to wear. Bullshit? Fine. With overuse, the phrase, "even if I did", always means "I do". Even if it didn't (see?), I never mentioned your dork - you did - which affirms your masculinity.
You're a dude, you have a dork, you haven't fed it to anyone, or anything but your fist in a while and no one, I mean no one, wants to see it.
Except me, now. C'mon, show it to me.
fuckacidpolice
+0 -0
here it is
here it is
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
that's a pretty good response time. Within 1 hour of your request, you got to see my penis. viva la internet.
that's a pretty good response time. Within 1 hour of your request, you got to see my penis. viva la internet.
lemmy
+0 -0
actual size
actual size
wazza
+0 -0
one of my female friends complained that her boyfriend took too long fucking her (a problem not many people have) because he had an emergency circumcision when he was 12 for a similar problem to yours, and it permanently dulled the sensation.
one of my female friends complained that her boyfriend took too long fucking her (a problem not many people have) because he had an emergency circumcision when he was 12 for a similar problem to yours, and it permanently dulled the sensation.
cathaoir
+0 -0
Whoa.
Whoa.
eeyore
+0 -0
fine. whoa. like you were going anywhere anyhow?
fine. whoa. like you were going anywhere anyhow?
broad
+0 -0
Picture repeatedly pulling on a turtleneck feet first then taking it off again really fast. Keep the pace brisk, until you wince and dejectedly give up. That was staying-in.
Picture repeatedly pulling on a turtleneck feet first then taking it off again really fast. Keep the pace brisk, until you wince and dejectedly give up. That was staying-in.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
once more, in English?
once more, in English?
ganymedeio
+0 -0
I read him pretty well there.
I read him pretty well there.
broad
+0 -0
I guess you need to know a lot about turtlenecks and foreskin to get it. Too esoteric. Maybe you aren't a dude, after all.
Anyway, I didn't have to leave the comfort of my own living room to feel the suck.
I guess you need to know a lot about turtlenecks and foreskin to get it. Too esoteric. Maybe you aren't a dude, after all.
Anyway, I didn't have to leave the comfort of my own living room to feel the suck.
ganymedeio
+0 -0
UTI UTI UTI UTI Rockin' everywhere.
UTI UTI UTI UTI Rockin' everywhere.
mr_ed
+0 -0
vaginal stretchmarks?
vaginal stretchmarks?
seabiscuit
+0 -0
you know, she didn't seem as tight as I thought she...
YOU BASTARD!
you know, she didn't seem as tight as I thought she...
YOU BASTARD!
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
WHOA you two.
I hope you started with a little "champing at the bit."
WHOA you two.
I hope you started with a little "champing at the bit."
thegoblins
+0 -0
They both got carrots afterward!
They both got carrots afterward!
wazza
+0 -0
that's how they made their lips move
that's how they made their lips move
thegoblins
+0 -0
which ones?
which ones?
tekende
+0 -1
What Fuck You Friday? I don't see no Fuck You Friday anywhere.
What Fuck You Friday? I don't see no Fuck You Friday anywhere.
lawbot
+0 -0
I know, I was sort of disappointed.
I know, I was sort of disappointed.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Lawbot!
Lawbot!
daidai
+1 -0
This seems like an appropriate spot to post that I saw falseprophet in person today
This seems like an appropriate spot to post that I saw falseprophet in person today
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
...Boned?
...Boned?
thegoblins
+1 -0
Was he getting down with the swirl?
Was he getting down with the swirl?
hedonismbot
+0 -0
you
you
dusty
+0 -0
It's not obvious, this one breaks the fourth wall.
It's not obvious, this one breaks the fourth wall.
lynnym
+1 -0
This helps. "shit the bed with the lights on" is the best way of saying the thing that happened to our economy
This helps. "shit the bed with the lights on" is the best way of saying the thing that happened to our economy
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
There's a joke involving "the economy shit the bed with the lights on," and "changing one dim bulb" in there somewhere.
I'm just too fucking tired to mine that tiny nugget.
It's a Fuck You Friday in Indianapolis.
There's a joke involving "the economy shit the bed with the lights on," and "changing one dim bulb" in there somewhere.
I'm just too fucking tired to mine that tiny nugget.
It's a Fuck You Friday in Indianapolis.
thegoblins
+0 -0
The not as successful followup to A Rainy Night in Georgia.
I AM COMING UP WITH WONDERFUL JOKES AND I SHOULD BE A STAND UP COMEDIAN.
The not as successful followup to A Rainy Night in Georgia.
I AM COMING UP WITH WONDERFUL JOKES AND I SHOULD BE A STAND UP COMEDIAN.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
dusty
+0 -0
A raunchy night in Gerogiaaaa
feels like its raunchy all over the world
A raunchy night in Gerogiaaaa
feels like its raunchy all over the world
ganymedeio
+0 -0
I live in Georgia!
...... I kinda hate it!
I live in Georgia!
...... I kinda hate it!
nbeer
+0 -0
Beef's entire facial-hair configuration and coif-awning in the last three panels is a big ol' fuck you to non-1970's grooming.
Beef's entire facial-hair configuration and coif-awning in the last three panels is a big ol' fuck you to non-1970's grooming.
streever
+0 -0
Excellent. Well-executed. A plus plus.
Excellent. Well-executed. A plus plus.
mockereo
+0 -0
how was the shipping? would you buy again?
how was the shipping? would you buy again?
thegoblins
+0 -0
Writing a comic is death for a playa in this etc. etc.
Writing a comic is death for a playa in this etc. etc.
neonfreon
+0 -0
right on time
right on time
hellofmustache
+0 -0
Fucking Lyle. Thank god.
Fucking Lyle. Thank god.
fjak
+1 -0
chris, it'll be our little secret if you just end the arc as it was, right now. please just continue to make good comics.
chris, it'll be our little secret if you just end the arc as it was, right now. please just continue to make good comics.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
NO
NO
planetidiot
+0 -0
Yes.
Yes.
foiegrastaco
+0 -0
=(
=(
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
=)
=)
foiegrastaco
+0 -0
='(
='(
thegoblins
+0 -0
;)
;)
foiegrastaco
+1 -0
i want to lame this strip
i want to lame this strip
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I can't lame you, so I chubbied you. I put on my tightest jeans and did a lap around the block on my fixie to make sure it was an ironic chubby.
I can't lame you, so I chubbied you. I put on my tightest jeans and did a lap around the block on my fixie to make sure it was an ironic chubby.
foiegrastaco
+0 -0
i tried to lame myself for you but apparently it's a no-go =(
I haven't pored over every post here in a couple days, but has nobody picked up on (what I see as) the really clear message that the readers are the one's being told to fuck off? I feel like I'm 7 again and Dad hasn't been home in 2 weeks cuz he isn't even trying to hide his infidelity anymore. He finally comes home one night with gifts for everybody but they are clearly from the bar near his sancha's house, and I am the only child not delighted.
i tried to lame myself for you but apparently it's a no-go =(
I haven't pored over every post here in a couple days, but has nobody picked up on (what I see as) the really clear message that the readers are the one's being told to fuck off? I feel like I'm 7 again and Dad hasn't been home in 2 weeks cuz he isn't even trying to hide his infidelity anymore. He finally comes home one night with gifts for everybody but they are clearly from the bar near his sancha's house, and I am the only child not delighted.
foiegrastaco
+0 -0
when i read this strip, i did so with the same trepidation and guilt that i might read a note left in the morning telling me some minor crime i'd committed hadn't gone unnoticed
when i read this strip, i did so with the same trepidation and guilt that i might read a note left in the morning telling me some minor crime i'd committed hadn't gone unnoticed
woodenteeth
+0 -0
... oooorrrr maybe he's pissed off with the fact that he ain't got no money because the Global Recession is fucking him.
... oooorrrr maybe he's pissed off with the fact that he ain't got no money because the Global Recession is fucking him.
foiegrastaco
+0 -0
It'd been 127 days since the last strip in the Phillippe's homecoming arc, the strip before the van arc started. That was the last 'give a fuck'.
It'd been 127 days since the last strip in the Phillippe's homecoming arc, the strip before the van arc started. That was the last 'give a fuck'.
cracklewater
+0 -0
Sorry, should have used the 'find' function before commenting. I agree the figure of 127 days could be a subtle hint to the reader. But I hope not.
Sorry, should have used the 'find' function before commenting. I agree the figure of 127 days could be a subtle hint to the reader. But I hope not.
hatstand_mcq
+4 -0
I think Onstad has sent us a pretty clear message that he spent the last couple of weeks looking up extreme pornography, browsing brass ads and developing a simplistic view of the financial crisis.
I think Onstad has sent us a pretty clear message that he spent the last couple of weeks looking up extreme pornography, browsing brass ads and developing a simplistic view of the financial crisis.
overmedicated
+0 -0
I get the distinct feeling that the next strip will be a mere three panels in which Onstad somehow manages to wrap up completely that arc, and I will have immense respect for the man if I'm right.
I get the distinct feeling that the next strip will be a mere three panels in which Onstad somehow manages to wrap up completely that arc, and I will have immense respect for the man if I'm right.
overmedicated
+0 -0
But fuck you for not letting me whine like a nursing sealion about how ACHEWOOD SUCKS NOW.
But fuck you for not letting me whine like a nursing sealion about how ACHEWOOD SUCKS NOW.
aperson
+8 -0
Teodor, Ray, Beef, and Nice Pete drinking crispy Stellas on the couch, watching Braveheart. Three panels, no dialogue.
Teodor, Ray, Beef, and Nice Pete drinking crispy Stellas on the couch, watching Braveheart. Three panels, no dialogue.
pete1729
+0 -0
Nice Pete with a bandage on his head, his arm in a cast and Ray with a poolstick.
Yeah, still sitting on the couch, no dialogue, maybe the stain on Pete's bandage growing a little.
Nice Pete with a bandage on his head, his arm in a cast and Ray with a poolstick.
Yeah, still sitting on the couch, no dialogue, maybe the stain on Pete's bandage growing a little.
lizard
+0 -0
Sweet.
Sweet.
thegoblins
+0 -0
As you suck 'em sea-titties
As you suck 'em sea-titties
lawbot
+0 -0
I was really excited for a fuck-you friday, then disappointed to see that Onstad has innovated the format. This is not a day for innovation. This is a day for me to say "Fuck my life".
I was really excited for a fuck-you friday, then disappointed to see that Onstad has innovated the format. This is not a day for innovation. This is a day for me to say "Fuck my life".
cathaoir
+1 -0
Fuck you for not liking the Fuck You Friday.
Fuck you for not liking the Fuck You Friday.
flateric
+2 -0
Has anyone got any idea what panel 10 is actually saying?
Has anyone got any idea what panel 10 is actually saying?
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Her friend has a pepper; no sidesaddle.
Her friend has a pepper; no sidesaddle.
cathaoir
+0 -0
I accidentally chubbied you instead of hitting reply.
Anyway, all I know is that Ray has called his peter a "pepper" when he was on the can at Friendly's, so that part about her friend with one is concerning.
I accidentally chubbied you instead of hitting reply.
Anyway, all I know is that Ray has called his peter a "pepper" when he was on the can at Friendly's, so that part about her friend with one is concerning.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I think it's supposed to be confusing and nonsensical. So.
I think it's supposed to be confusing and nonsensical. So.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Ray shits sidesaddle sometimes....
In Somerset sipping Stellas surreptitiously.
Ray shits sidesaddle sometimes....
In Somerset sipping Stellas surreptitiously.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I like this a lot but we still haven't finished the GODDAMN Denny's story. FUCK not finishing shit, Onstar!
I like this a lot but we still haven't finished the GODDAMN Denny's story. FUCK not finishing shit, Onstar!
invidious
+2 -0
Maybe the Denny's story was where Onstad shit the bed with the lights on.
Maybe the Denny's story was where Onstad shit the bed with the lights on.
faits
+0 -0
Speaking of onstar what ever happened to all that settlement money.
Speaking of onstar what ever happened to all that settlement money.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Totally ignored.
Totally ignored.
cracklewater
+0 -0
Been wondering about that for ages.
Been wondering about that for ages.
tetsujin
+0 -0
Nice. Good one. I didn't really enjoy a lot of the past "Fuck You Friday" strips but I like this one.
Nice. Good one. I didn't really enjoy a lot of the past "Fuck You Friday" strips but I like this one.
awksedperl
+0 -0
Where are Lyle's glasses? Doesn't he need them to read the (not so) magic pornography box?
Where are Lyle's glasses? Doesn't he need them to read the (not so) magic pornography box?
fineoakstructure
+2 -0
Chris ripped that art from a strip when Lyle didn't wear glasses.
But, that doesn't really mater: Lyle has often been seen not wearing glasses in the years since he got them.
Lyle is a cartoon stuffed tiger that talks and makes horns blare "Here Comes a Huge Fag".
Chris ripped that art from a strip when Lyle didn't wear glasses.
But, that doesn't really mater: Lyle has often been seen not wearing glasses in the years since he got them.
Lyle is a cartoon stuffed tiger that talks and makes horns blare "Here Comes a Huge Fag".
dusty
+1 -0
That last bit read like an obituary
"Lyle was a cartoon stuffed tiger that talks and makes horns blare 'Here Comes a Huge Fag', he is survived by staying out of his way, and not talking shit about Metallica."
That last bit read like an obituary
"Lyle was a cartoon stuffed tiger that talks and makes horns blare 'Here Comes a Huge Fag', he is survived by staying out of his way, and not talking shit about Metallica."
terribleman
+0 -0
Talking about him in the present tense won't bring him back dude.
Talking about him in the present tense won't bring him back dude.
wootcannon
+0 -0
It's the correct usage, 'is survived' i.e. is remembered by, lives on in, etc.
It's the correct usage, 'is survived' i.e. is remembered by, lives on in, etc.
terribleman
+0 -0
I get grammar. For what you say to be true, there needs to be an object, i.e. "is survived by his loving wife through 80 years". Not "is survived by staying the fuck away". Two different sentences entirely, dude.
I get grammar. For what you say to be true, there needs to be an object, i.e. "is survived by his loving wife through 80 years". Not "is survived by staying the fuck away". Two different sentences entirely, dude.
faits
+0 -0
it's a play on words
it's a play on words
terribleman
+0 -1
As was mine, so fuck you.
As was mine, so fuck you.
faits
+0 -0
And a fuck along now to you as well, good sir.
And a fuck along now to you as well, good sir.
catgrl131
+0 -0
That's the spirit!
That's the spirit!
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
Services will be held tomorrow in the cemetery.
Services will be held tomorrow in the cemetery.
thegoblins
+0 -0
I am now wondering if a mashup of "Jamie's Got a Gun" and "Here Comes a Special Boy" would work. THANK YOU DUSTY.
I am now wondering if a mashup of "Jamie's Got a Gun" and "Here Comes a Special Boy" would work. THANK YOU DUSTY.
wazza
+0 -0
Elmo's got a gun?
Elmo's got a gun?
thegoblins
+0 -0
A mashup is where you superimpose one track over another. I apologize if you knew this already.
A mashup is where you superimpose one track over another. I apologize if you knew this already.
elmo
+0 -0
elmo says hand over the i-pod softboy
elmo says hand over the i-pod softboy
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
https://midconet.net/achewoodtest
You may use the above link to automatically read multiple strips, thereby allowing your new assetbar account to make as many comments as you like. (New assetbar accounts aren't allowed to make multiple comments until they've "read" an ungodly number of strips.)
https://midconet.net/achewoodtest
You may use the above link to automatically read multiple strips, thereby allowing your new assetbar account to make as many comments as you like. (New assetbar accounts aren't allowed to make multiple comments until they've "read" an ungodly number of strips.)
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I am not proud of this:
https://bit.ly/anP3WO
I am not proud of this:
https://bit.ly/anP3WO
dusty
+0 -0
I don't get it. They don't mesh together at all, the lyrics aren't in some way ironic together, its just a cacophonous mess. What are you getting at?
I don't get it. They don't mesh together at all, the lyrics aren't in some way ironic together, its just a cacophonous mess. What are you getting at?
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Thegoblins was wondering if such a mashup would work. The answer is no.
Thegoblins was wondering if such a mashup would work. The answer is no.
dusty
+0 -0
Oh, I don't know how I missed that. Indeed it doesn't work. However the theme song from silver hawks, and The Beautiful People, do mash up pretty well.
Oh, I don't know how I missed that. Indeed it doesn't work. However the theme song from silver hawks, and The Beautiful People, do mash up pretty well.
dusty
+0 -0
Observe (the short link wasn't working)
https://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=mzAQu23t19A&start1=1&video2=Ypkv0HeUvTc&start2=5&authorName=PaulMakesThings
Observe (the short link wasn't working)
https://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=mzAQu23t19A&start1=1&video2=Ypkv0HeUvTc&start2=5&authorName=PaulMakesThings
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
awksedperl
+0 -0
Burned by fineoakstructure. I'm not going to pretend it doesn't hurt, but it is nice to be noticed by one of the heavy hitters. Wait, that doesn't sound very Assetbar, so I guess I meant, "shut up, jerkface! You don't know everything! Maybe you should be called fineoakjerkfacestructureofmean".
*Or he could be near-sighted, which is why he is wearing them in many of the strips where they are all watching T.V., but may not need them for reading/perving at close range.
Burned by fineoakstructure. I'm not going to pretend it doesn't hurt, but it is nice to be noticed by one of the heavy hitters. Wait, that doesn't sound very Assetbar, so I guess I meant, "shut up, jerkface! You don't know everything! Maybe you should be called fineoakjerkfacestructureofmean".
*Or he could be near-sighted, which is why he is wearing them in many of the strips where they are all watching T.V., but may not need them for reading/perving at close range.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Oh, no burn intended. That Lyle artwork always stand out in my head, because it was well into Achewood (2006), and, for some reason, Lyle looks really odd in it; I mean, Onstad had pretty much had the models figured out by then, but that really doesn't look like regular Lyle much at all.
And I'm no heavy hitter. I think you need at least 3000 chubbies for that.
Oh, no burn intended. That Lyle artwork always stand out in my head, because it was well into Achewood (2006), and, for some reason, Lyle looks really odd in it; I mean, Onstad had pretty much had the models figured out by then, but that really doesn't look like regular Lyle much at all.
And I'm no heavy hitter. I think you need at least 3000 chubbies for that.
awksedperl
+0 -0
Cool, it's nice to avoid the burn. And as Pablo Escobar said, "heavy hitting is not just about chubbies". Or something like that.
Cool, it's nice to avoid the burn. And as Pablo Escobar said, "heavy hitting is not just about chubbies". Or something like that.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Lyle's eyes go to perfect 20-20 whenever he's viewing porn.Cough
Lyle's eyes go to perfect 20-20 whenever he's viewing porn.
neonfreon
+0 -0
Maybe having bad eyesight is kind of like beer goggles, and makes chicks look hotter than they really are
Maybe having bad eyesight is kind of like beer goggles, and makes chicks look hotter than they really are
cathaoir
+0 -0
Probably necessary considering the things Lyle is into. Chicks with self-respect (ie: halfway decent looking ones) ain't gonna do that.
Probably necessary considering the things Lyle is into. Chicks with self-respect (ie: halfway decent looking ones) ain't gonna do that.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
Huge conflation of self-respect with superficial corporal appearance out of nowhere!
Huge conflation of self-respect with superficial corporal appearance out of nowhere!
thegoblins
+0 -0
So, ummm, you saying pretty girls have good self esteem, usually? Wow that's so interesting cathaoir! I'll have to tell all my pretty friends that fact. So they stop giving drunken tearful head at parties.
So, ummm, you saying pretty girls have good self esteem, usually? Wow that's so interesting cathaoir! I'll have to tell all my pretty friends that fact. So they stop giving drunken tearful head at parties.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Apparently I am going to the wrong sorts of parties.
Apparently I am going to the wrong sorts of parties.
francis
+0 -0
i always make an ass of myself at those parties...
i always make an ass of myself at those parties...
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
can I has the phone numbers of these friends?
can I has the phone numbers of these friends?
thegoblins
+0 -0
I think they're all in unsatisfying relationships right now.
I think they're all in unsatisfying relationships right now.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Great, so they'll be ready for another one!
Great, so they'll be ready for another one!
lizard
+0 -0
I feel better about myself already.
I feel better about myself already.
chezthemighty
+0 -0
I want to chubby this whole chain of thought.
I want to chubby this whole chain of thought.
cathaoir
+0 -0
I'm just saying: are the girls in SWAP.avi attractive?
The answer, for those clever enough to not go find out, is no.
I'm just saying: are the girls in SWAP.avi attractive?
The answer, for those clever enough to not go find out, is no.
ham_shoes
+0 -0
This makes me slightly gorilla-curious.
This makes me slightly gorilla-curious.
lizard
+0 -0
Welcome.
Welcome.
missbee
+0 -0
Look at Lyle's little fingers, trying so hard to develop.
Also, a new strip makes me happy !
Look at Lyle's little fingers, trying so hard to develop.
Also, a new strip makes me happy !
overmedicated
+0 -0
I wonder what Lyle's Porn Hat smells like.
I wonder what Lyle's Porn Hat smells like.
thinman
+3 -0
Petroleum jelly and chloroform.
Petroleum jelly and chloroform.
dusty
+6 -0
I can never remember what chloroform smells like.
I can never remember what chloroform smells like.
acker
+0 -0
I could seriously use a good dong-razzling right about now
I could seriously use a good dong-razzling right about now
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Thegoblins has some pretty friends you should meet.
Thegoblins has some pretty friends you should meet.
lucidz
+4 -0
HAY GAIZ! SEE YOU IN OCTOBER FOR THE NEW COMIC!!!
HAY GAIZ! SEE YOU IN OCTOBER FOR THE NEW COMIC!!!
add
+2 -0
that's how i like my women: 9/10 on TER and always willing to gorilla, especially if either of those things mean anything actually
that's how i like my women: 9/10 on TER and always willing to gorilla, especially if either of those things mean anything actually
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I'm more hung-over than I've been in probably my life and missed two classes. Fuck you Friday!
I'm more hung-over than I've been in probably my life and missed two classes. Fuck you Friday!
jeffspaulding
+1 -0
If you missed your electrochemistry class you could say "Fuck You Faraday."
If you missed your electrochemistry class you could say "Fuck You Faraday."
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It was Crime in Early Television--"Fuck you, Joe Friday."
It was Crime in Early Television--"Fuck you, Joe Friday."
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
Or your Schezuan cooking class:
"Duck you die today."
Or your Schezuan cooking class:
"Duck you die today."
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
Or an atheist at Easter: "Fuck your dyed eggs!"
Or an atheist at Easter: "Fuck your dyed eggs!"
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Now this is getting silly. Fuck you!
Now this is getting silly. Fuck you!
fattypneumonia
+2 -0
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Town bird.
Town bird.
thegoblins
+1 -0
FUF
1 tab po qweek
#52
DEA number: FUCKYOU
FUF
1 tab po qweek
#52
DEA number: FUCKYOU
kindergard
+0 -0
Oh, I tried a Faraday cage, but it was most unimpressive.
I recommend chain link.
Oh, I tried a Faraday cage, but it was most unimpressive.
I recommend chain link.
overman
+0 -0
Oh why oh why do I still check this daily....
Oh why oh why do I still check this daily....
puguglypress
+0 -0
The guest artist who drew panels 7-9 needs to work on his hands, moustaches and Lyles.
The guest artist who drew panels 7-9 needs to work on his hands, moustaches and Lyles.
lizard
+0 -0
On scanning the page I picked up the words "guest moustache" and stopped to admire the view. "This week's guest moustache: Moby."
On scanning the page I picked up the words "guest moustache" and stopped to admire the view. "This week's guest moustache: Moby."
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Let us also notice T's head in the last panel. I don't think I've ever seen a more terrifying thing.
Let us also notice T's head in the last panel. I don't think I've ever seen a more terrifying thing.
shelbydavis
+0 -0
I /thought/ both Lyle's and T's heads were stretched a little vertically. Indicative, perhaps, of the hard times on which they've fallen.
I /thought/ both Lyle's and T's heads were stretched a little vertically. Indicative, perhaps, of the hard times on which they've fallen.
professorriffs
+0 -0
Oui was the first porn of any kind I saw. I was like "what in the shit does OUI stand for... oh nevermind, LOOK AT THAT!!!". What an important 'first' in life. Almost enough to bring a man to tears of nostalgic joy, I tell you.
Oui was the first porn of any kind I saw. I was like "what in the shit does OUI stand for... oh nevermind, LOOK AT THAT!!!". What an important 'first' in life. Almost enough to bring a man to tears of nostalgic joy, I tell you.
mensch
+0 -0
I too recall looking at my uncle's collection of OUI in the seventies. It imprinted my present ideal of a woman: curvy with natural tits and tan-lines.
I too recall looking at my uncle's collection of OUI in the seventies. It imprinted my present ideal of a woman: curvy with natural tits and tan-lines.
professorriffs
+0 -0
I gotta break with ya on the tan lines. That shit has got to go. Curvy & natural though... well heck yes man.
I gotta break with ya on the tan lines. That shit has got to go. Curvy & natural though... well heck yes man.
thegoblins
+0 -0
STRETCH MARKS
STRETCH MARKS
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Use them as a stencil for sweet lightning bolt tattoos.
Use them as a stencil for sweet lightning bolt tattoos.
kindergard
+0 -0
they make the most delightful patterns on lampshades.
they make the most delightful patterns on lampshades.
morbo
+0 -0
Fuck yes great comic. Looking forward to the continuation of the Teodor manrape scenario too!
Fuck yes great comic. Looking forward to the continuation of the Teodor manrape scenario too!
randombeing
+1 -0
Coincidentally, it's also been 127 days since our last Onstad give-a-fuck. BLAMMO! ZIF!
Coincidentally, it's also been 127 days since our last Onstad give-a-fuck. BLAMMO! ZIF!
jbrd328
+2 -0
Remember when Lyle got a mouth for Christmas?
Remember when Lyle got a mouth for Christmas?
overmedicated
+0 -0
Only you and I, jbird.
Only you and I, jbird.
rocknrollfaggot
+1 -0
i laughed, and it was a beautiful feeling.
one that i have become distant from, over the last several weeks
i laughed, and it was a beautiful feeling.
one that i have become distant from, over the last several weeks
jean-paul
+2 -0
Oh no you don't, Onstad -- you think you can just wander away from that narrative corner you painted yourself into and everyone will just forget about your inky footprints all over the carpet?
We have LONG MEMORIES, Onstad -- LONG memories...
Oh no you don't, Onstad -- you think you can just wander away from that narrative corner you painted yourself into and everyone will just forget about your inky footprints all over the carpet?
We have LONG MEMORIES, Onstad -- LONG memories...
elephants
+2 -0
YES WE DO
YES WE DO
mockereo
+0 -0
also, really long dicks. like elephant dicks.
also, really long dicks. like elephant dicks.
plummet
+0 -0
all swinging back and forth
all swinging back and forth
wazza
+0 -0
THREE FEET LONG AND PREHENSILE
THREE FEET LONG AND PREHENSILE
plummet
+0 -0
gushing cupfuls of hot sperm at each go
gushing cupfuls of hot sperm at each go
babar
+0 -0
what's gray and comes in quarts?
what's gray and comes in quarts?
terriblerobot
+1 -0
Seriously, this fucking arc still hasn't resolved itself? Goddammit, I'm going back through the archives again . And if it still isn't resolved when I get back, well...well...I'll just have to keep refreshing until it does! That'll show 'em!
Seriously, this fucking arc still hasn't resolved itself? Goddammit, I'm going back through the archives again . And if it still isn't resolved when I get back, well...well...I'll just have to keep refreshing until it does! That'll show 'em!
terriblerobot
+0 -0
Seriously though, what the fuck?
Seriously though, what the fuck?
chezthemighty
+0 -0
it's a what the fuck friday, apparently
it's a what the fuck friday, apparently
noooo_oo_oo
+1 -0
Hey guys, guess what day it's going to be for the next 3 weeks? Don't like it? It's self-explanatory!
Hey guys, guess what day it's going to be for the next 3 weeks? Don't like it? It's self-explanatory!
rebbfff
+0 -0
It is perhaps one of the most common forms of epilepsy that manifest as a lonely woman flipping out on a keyboard. I've seen it before, and it breaks my heart almost every time.
It is perhaps one of the most common forms of epilepsy that manifest as a lonely woman flipping out on a keyboard. I've seen it before, and it breaks my heart almost every time.
thespoof
+0 -0
fuck hangovers
fuck hangovers
thegoblins
+0 -0
And how!
And how!
overmedicated
+0 -0
I wish I was called theovermedicated.
I wish I was called theovermedicated.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Instead you're just An Overmedicated
Instead you're just An Overmedicated
historyandmetal
+0 -0
yeah Onstad! get fucking angry! get mean! being pissed off basically always helps my productivity. (for reals)
yeah Onstad! get fucking angry! get mean! being pissed off basically always helps my productivity. (for reals)
puguglypress
+4 -1
ONSTAD: Feel free to copy and paste
Beef: dang uh so I guess you got me right where you want me and such Nice Pete
NP: We will have a great time at Prom tonight. You're going to be Prom Queen, Jessica. Did you always want to be Prom Queen?
Beef: not so much I mostly just wanted the school bus to come before mom started yelling
(Emeril and Spongebath ride their scooter behind the van as it heads for the city dump. This is THEIR turf, as it is full of trash.)
Emeril: ARISE, DENIZENS OF FILTH AND OFFAL
(A bunch of homeless people who obviously know these guys come out of various piles of garbage and form a human wall. Nice Pete's van careens and catches on fire. Teodor and Beef crawl out, burned but mostly unharmed.)
Beef: Dang guys I'm sorry I been a dong about hanging out ever since I got married, and thanks for such as saving Teodor's life
Emeril: Truly we know the power women have over a man's mind. That's why we made the life choices we did.
Teodor: Hey, stop!
(Nathan and Nice Pete's silhouettes are seen running off into the distance against the backdrop of flames caused by the truck.)
seriously Onstad there ain't no shame in taking this, it isn't five-star work I'll grant you but I really think you should just scratch this out and be done with it
ONSTAD: Feel free to copy and paste
Beef: dang uh so I guess you got me right where you want me and such Nice Pete
NP: We will have a great time at Prom tonight. You're going to be Prom Queen, Jessica. Did you always want to be Prom Queen?
Beef: not so much I mostly just wanted the school bus to come before mom started yelling
(Emeril and Spongebath ride their scooter behind the van as it heads for the city dump. This is THEIR turf, as it is full of trash.)
Emeril: ARISE, DENIZENS OF FILTH AND OFFAL
(A bunch of homeless people who obviously know these guys come out of various piles of garbage and form a human wall. Nice Pete's van careens and catches on fire. Teodor and Beef crawl out, burned but mostly unharmed.)
Beef: Dang guys I'm sorry I been a dong about hanging out ever since I got married, and thanks for such as saving Teodor's life
Emeril: Truly we know the power women have over a man's mind. That's why we made the life choices we did.
Teodor: Hey, stop!
(Nathan and Nice Pete's silhouettes are seen running off into the distance against the backdrop of flames caused by the truck.)
seriously Onstad there ain't no shame in taking this, it isn't five-star work I'll grant you but I really think you should just scratch this out and be done with it
lemmy
+1 -1
fail. not epic, not memorable.
just bus the tables kid.
fail. not epic, not memorable.
just bus the tables kid.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
yeah, reads too much like a scooby-do formulaic episode. Also, you should not use a colon in front of Onstad's name. You should use a dash. Colon, along with context, implies that onstad is saying "feel free to copy and paste".
yeah, reads too much like a scooby-do formulaic episode. Also, you should not use a colon in front of Onstad's name. You should use a dash. Colon, along with context, implies that onstad is saying "feel free to copy and paste".
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Man, ya'lls some hardline stalinist webcomic critics all harshin' down on the boy's style send him to the gulag for a few dots out of place.
Only the strong survive, puguglypress. See ya in 15.
Man, ya'lls some hardline stalinist webcomic critics all harshin' down on the boy's style send him to the gulag for a few dots out of place.
Only the strong survive, puguglypress. See ya in 15.
puguglypress
+6 -0
I think there was a miscommunication. I addressed this to "Onstad", not "fat internet dudes who like grammar and punctuation".
I think there was a miscommunication. I addressed this to "Onstad", not "fat internet dudes who like grammar and punctuation".
overmedicated
+0 -0
OH SNAP HE CALLED YOU AN INTERNET DUDE
OH SNAP HE CALLED YOU AN INTERNET DUDE
plummet
+1 -0
brun
brun
dusty
+4 -0
He looks like someone just slammed his achewood fan fiction where Onstad comes over and asks him how to finish his storyline.
He looks like someone just slammed his achewood fan fiction where Onstad comes over and asks him how to finish his storyline.
plummet
+0 -0
You are the INSULT MASTER!
You are the INSULT MASTER!
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
And yet that is exactly who showed it to.
And yet that is exactly who showed it to.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
...who you showed it to.
Ten points from Gryffindor.
...who you showed it to.
Ten points from Gryffindor.
dusty
+0 -0
I don't know where he gets fat from, It's a well known fact that assetbar has some of the sexiest internet dudes alive. Hence the "Dudes of Assetbar" calendar. I'm Mr.Scotchtober.
I don't know where he gets fat from, It's a well known fact that assetbar has some of the sexiest internet dudes alive. Hence the "Dudes of Assetbar" calendar. I'm Mr.Scotchtober.
plummet
+1 -0
> It's a well known fact that assetbar has some of the sexiest internet dudes alive.
Yeah, if you're into Softboys.
> It's a well known fact that assetbar has some of the sexiest internet dudes alive.
Yeah, if you're into Softboys.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
Hey man, one time my avatar was a picture of me, and someone here said my mullet looked like Prince Adam.
Fucking hot.
Hey man, one time my avatar was a picture of me, and someone here said my mullet looked like Prince Adam.
Fucking hot.
plummet
+0 -0
Oh, jeez. I was just kidding.
We all know Assetbabies are, in reality, chiseled specimens of man meat that would make a Chippendale's dancer cry in his whole grain Cheerios.
Oh, jeez. I was just kidding.
We all know Assetbabies are, in reality, chiseled specimens of man meat that would make a Chippendale's dancer cry in his whole grain Cheerios.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
I'll grant you that it was pretty good and it was good enough that at first I thought that Onstad had posted it on the payside, prefaced with "feel free to cut 'n paste this [to the free side]" But I am pretty gullible. so I was angry at you for tricking me with your evil lying bitch ass incorrect grammar. fuck your colon!
I'll grant you that it was pretty good and it was good enough that at first I thought that Onstad had posted it on the payside, prefaced with "feel free to cut 'n paste this [to the free side]" But I am pretty gullible. so I was angry at you for tricking me with your evil lying bitch ass incorrect grammar. fuck your colon!
sn0wman
+0 -0
If my memory of human anatomy is at all correct, that's pretty damned far up there.
If my memory of human anatomy is at all correct, that's pretty damned far up there.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
what? I'm just talking about his :. What are you talking about?
what? I'm just talking about his :. What are you talking about?
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
FYI, puguglypress, your comment was chubbied by a generous grant from the Scorpio_Nadir Foundation.
I support the arts.
Also, I lamed the lemmy.
But I did not lame no deputy...
FYI, puguglypress, your comment was chubbied by a generous grant from the Scorpio_Nadir Foundation.
I support the arts.
Also, I lamed the lemmy.
But I did not lame no deputy...
puguglypress
+0 -0
seriously though I just really want that storyline over, as this goes on we'll be like "well, I guess that's over and we're moving on" and then one day three weeks from now there'll be some absolute nightmare strip involving Phillipe. No one wants that
seriously though I just really want that storyline over, as this goes on we'll be like "well, I guess that's over and we're moving on" and then one day three weeks from now there'll be some absolute nightmare strip involving Phillipe. No one wants that
puguglypress
+0 -0
ty btw
ty btw
direbmem
+0 -0
not really. if it were too much like scooby-doo, there would be a scene where they all chase each other through various doors in a short hallway. at the end of the comic, pete's mask would be removed, showing some random dingbat from the beginning of the arc.
"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling cats!"
not really. if it were too much like scooby-doo, there would be a scene where they all chase each other through various doors in a short hallway. at the end of the comic, pete's mask would be removed, showing some random dingbat from the beginning of the arc.
"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling cats!"
thinman
+0 -0
It also would have co-starred someone not rad, like Cass Elliot or Jerry Reed.
It also would have co-starred someone not rad, like Cass Elliot or Jerry Reed.
jeffspaulding
+0 -0
How dare you; Cass Elliot is rad!
[she was in love with the harbor master from Theodore Tugboat -- what's radder than that]
How dare you; Cass Elliot is rad!
[she was in love with the harbor master from Theodore Tugboat -- what's radder than that]
royale
+0 -0
Today was a Fuck Yes Saturday cause I got to meet Steve Tyler at work. The moment was slightly sullied because Liv was not there.
Today was a Fuck Yes Saturday cause I got to meet Steve Tyler at work. The moment was slightly sullied because Liv was not there.
yoboyobo_ni
+1 -0
who?
who?
royale
+0 -0
aerosmith. big lips. sired liv tyler. how he forged her is beyond the means of modern science
aerosmith. big lips. sired liv tyler. how he forged her is beyond the means of modern science
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Royale will be the first to admit...he has a huge crush on Liv Tyler
Royale will be the first to admit...he has a huge crush on Liv Tyler
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
What industry do you work in that meeting Steven Tyler is a thing that can happen?
You are allowed to lie and say that you are a Rock Star Daughter Banger, and he was there to renew his contract.
What industry do you work in that meeting Steven Tyler is a thing that can happen?
You are allowed to lie and say that you are a Rock Star Daughter Banger, and he was there to renew his contract.
royale
+0 -0
I work in a movie theatre as a manager. The theatre is right across from the Sheraton hotel, and Aerosmith had done a concert here on the friday. He saw the American. He was high as a fucking kite and had a sweet leather jacket, jeans and then socks and sandals.
I work in a movie theatre as a manager. The theatre is right across from the Sheraton hotel, and Aerosmith had done a concert here on the friday. He saw the American. He was high as a fucking kite and had a sweet leather jacket, jeans and then socks and sandals.
thinman
+1 -0
I'd have bet good money that he was wearing something that made him look like a 90-year-old drag queen. Had an acquaintance that met him buying smokes, or something. According to him, he was wearing some kind of 'blouse.' I didn't ask for further details.
(In my mind's eye, Steve Tyler is perpetually wearing spandex catsuits and head scarves.)
I'd have bet good money that he was wearing something that made him look like a 90-year-old drag queen. Had an acquaintance that met him buying smokes, or something. According to him, he was wearing some kind of 'blouse.' I didn't ask for further details.
(In my mind's eye, Steve Tyler is perpetually wearing spandex catsuits and head scarves.)
rabbidpanda
+1 -0
I imagine him walking everywhere, quietly singing "Ragdoll."
I imagine him walking everywhere, quietly singing "Ragdoll."
thinman
+0 -0
But just the ending part, where he's scatting.
(I mean actually scatting, not doing weird, pooh stuff.)
But just the ending part, where he's scatting.
(I mean actually scatting, not doing weird, pooh stuff.)
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
I'm glad we're on the same wavelength, thinman.
I'm going to see if there's a bottle of Blue Label in my hand while you go turn on Braveheart.
I'm glad we're on the same wavelength, thinman.
I'm going to see if there's a bottle of Blue Label in my hand while you go turn on Braveheart.
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
FUCK
HUGH
FUCK
HUGH
royale
+1 -0
no no....STEVE....TYLER
no no....STEVE....TYLER
phel
+1 -0
People, people.
The 127 is oddly specific.
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02032006
Third panel.
People, people.
The 127 is oddly specific.
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=02032006
Third panel.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
Onstad's random number generator is baroke.
Onstad's random number generator is baroke.
overmedicated
+3 -0
Onstad has Dave Syndrome that triggers at 127 degrees Fahrenheit. The knowledge of the dire consequences of just one heatwave play havoc on his subconscious mind, and thus leak into his work.
Onstad has Dave Syndrome that triggers at 127 degrees Fahrenheit. The knowledge of the dire consequences of just one heatwave play havoc on his subconscious mind, and thus leak into his work.
terriblerobot
+1 -0
Chubby for Black Books reference
Chubby for Black Books reference
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
127, which Onstad keeps going back to, is the unique loopback I.D. of TCP/IP. It is the original identity in binary land of every machine that accesses internet, the cyber-id, so to speak.
Maybe saying with tongue-in-cheek that identity is hard-coded, yet originally a serendipitous accident.
Onstad is rockin' some mind-blowing nerd psychology if that choice is intentional, or his subconscious is even more rockin'....either way, it's mind-blowing nerd symbolo-psychology.
127, which Onstad keeps going back to, is the unique loopback I.D. of TCP/IP. It is the original identity in binary land of every machine that accesses internet, the cyber-id, so to speak.
Maybe saying with tongue-in-cheek that identity is hard-coded, yet originally a serendipitous accident.
Onstad is rockin' some mind-blowing nerd psychology if that choice is intentional, or his subconscious is even more rockin'....either way, it's mind-blowing nerd symbolo-psychology.
foiegrastaco
+0 -0
127 IS THE NUMBER OF DAYS SINCE THE ARC BEFORE THE PETEVAN ONE RESOLVED PEOPLE
127 IS THE NUMBER OF DAYS SINCE THE ARC BEFORE THE PETEVAN ONE RESOLVED PEOPLE
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
127.0.0.1 in IPv4, or ::1 in IPv6
the 127.0.0.0/8 block is designated by relevant standards as loopback land...
In IPv6, on the other hand, the loopback routing prefix ::1/128 consists of only one address ::1 (0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 in full notation, the address with a one at its least significant bit and zero otherwise) is explicitly defined as the loopback address, though additional addresses may be assigned as needed to the loopback interface by the host administrator.
127.0.0.1 in IPv4, or ::1 in IPv6
the 127.0.0.0/8 block is designated by relevant standards as loopback land...
In IPv6, on the other hand, the loopback routing prefix ::1/128 consists of only one address ::1 (0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 in full notation, the address with a one at its least significant bit and zero otherwise) is explicitly defined as the loopback address, though additional addresses may be assigned as needed to the loopback interface by the host administrator.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Man you be quotin' that IPv6 all I see is Ching-Chong Wing-Wong...shit's harder than Chinese arithmetic, ya dig?
Man you be quotin' that IPv6 all I see is Ching-Chong Wing-Wong...shit's harder than Chinese arithmetic, ya dig?
fresco
+0 -0
I can just imagine the team of scientists from NASA frantically putting up and erasing ideas as they try to distill the very essence of the September 1983 issue of OUI, the last known pornography to make Lyle experience Total Joy no less than 7 times.
I can just imagine the team of scientists from NASA frantically putting up and erasing ideas as they try to distill the very essence of the September 1983 issue of OUI, the last known pornography to make Lyle experience Total Joy no less than 7 times.
signofzeta
+0 -0
This is four days worth of strips. Why do they all happen at once? I could have been reading something for the past four days!
I love the last one. LOVE it.
This is four days worth of strips. Why do they all happen at once? I could have been reading something for the past four days!
I love the last one. LOVE it.
unclenicepete
+1 -0
awesome! only another month before the next new comic!!
they're worth it, i know, but i hate myself for checking back every day, knowing full well that there won't be another one any time soon.
awesome! only another month before the next new comic!!
they're worth it, i know, but i hate myself for checking back every day, knowing full well that there won't be another one any time soon.
pumajones
+0 -0
I just wait for him to say so on facebook... which he didn't do for this one...
I just wait for him to say so on facebook... which he didn't do for this one...
theirateturk
+0 -0
Onstad is shrewd; this comic will be relevant 1/7 of the time
Onstad is shrewd; this comic will be relevant 1/7 of the time
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Shrewd titties.
Shrewd titties.
theirateturk
+0 -0
Scorpion_Nadir
Scorpion_Nadir
plummet
+0 -0
ThePirateTurk
ThePirateTurk
overmedicated
+0 -0
PlumNet
PlumNet
rabbidpanda
+0 -0
OverMeDictated?
OverMeDictated?
noooo_oo_oo
+0 -0
RabbitPanda
RabbitPanda
xiaomimi
+1 -0
Two stony-faced individuals - artists, perhaps - jointly wearing an upsetting variation on those cardboard glasses worn at New Year's parties in 2000.
Two stony-faced individuals - artists, perhaps - jointly wearing an upsetting variation on those cardboard glasses worn at New Year's parties in 2000.
overmedicated
+0 -0
Blog girl has no blogs to blog.
Blog girl has no blogs to blog.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Yet for a Filthy Assistant , her prose is remarkably clean..
Ohhhhh Shiitttt!
Yet for a Filthy Assistant , her prose is remarkably clean..
Ohhhhh Shiitttt!
puguglypress
+0 -0
nads
nads
aperson
+0 -0
Snarky guy didn't get it.
Snarky guy didn't get it.
theirateturk
+0 -0
Posting because it's almost Friday
Posting because it's almost Friday
theirateturk
+0 -0
Posting because it's Friday
Posting because it's Friday
faits
+0 -0
is it fuck you friday or is it just a cruel joke
is it fuck you friday or is it just a cruel joke
catachresisrex
+0 -0
Restroom Eyes always gets his way. That's the problem.
Restroom Eyes always gets his way. That's the problem.
rabbidpanda
+1 -0
When Restroom Eyes Are Smiling
a chorus in B minor
When Restroom Eyes Are Smiling
a chorus in B minor
memnoch
+0 -0
Teodore's voice suddenly changed to Kevin Nealon. [u]Oh Shit
Teodore's voice suddenly changed to Kevin Nealon. [u]Oh Shit
wazza
+0 -0
you weren't even trying with that bbcode, were you?
Which brings me to my next point: We know Onstad has insight into the depressed mind from his writing of Beef. What if he's suffering from depression, which makes him not want to work so hard, and then everyone's come along and rubbished him for it?
you weren't even trying with that bbcode, were you?
Which brings me to my next point: We know Onstad has insight into the depressed mind from his writing of Beef. What if he's suffering from depression, which makes him not want to work so hard, and then everyone's come along and rubbished him for it?
jar
+1 -0
I love these strips. If every Friday was a Fuck You Friday strip I'd be just fine with it.
I love these strips. If every Friday was a Fuck You Friday strip I'd be just fine with it.
mistere
+4 -0
I started reading this comic a couple of years ago, I think when I stumbled across the 'Ray gets sort of stoned' arc. Then I went back to the beginning and read through them all. It took me about a couple of years, maybe 1 1/2 or so. So I just caught up to current times within the past couple of weeks, and I got to say:
1)Nice Pete really turned out to be kind of a dick.
2)It's funny being in a situation where I have to wait for an arc to play out instead of just being able to read it all at once, and to see how Onstad can jump from a Batmanesque situation with certain doom for one of the main characters to some random distractions to draw out the suspense, like a true bastard
3)I never thought I would catch up with it being a strip of Teodor blowing a 10 inch kitty meat.
I started reading this comic a couple of years ago, I think when I stumbled across the 'Ray gets sort of stoned' arc. Then I went back to the beginning and read through them all. It took me about a couple of years, maybe 1 1/2 or so. So I just caught up to current times within the past couple of weeks, and I got to say:
1)Nice Pete really turned out to be kind of a dick.
2)It's funny being in a situation where I have to wait for an arc to play out instead of just being able to read it all at once, and to see how Onstad can jump from a Batmanesque situation with certain doom for one of the main characters to some random distractions to draw out the suspense, like a true bastard
3)I never thought I would catch up with it being a strip of Teodor blowing a 10 inch kitty meat.
lynnym
+0 -0
Basically.
Basically.
rocknrollfaggot
+0 -0
this is exactly what happened to me. i read the archives and was suddenly out of stuff to read. no matter how many times i try to click 'next,' there is just ten. inch. cat. cock.
this is exactly what happened to me. i read the archives and was suddenly out of stuff to read. no matter how many times i try to click 'next,' there is just ten. inch. cat. cock.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i am back. did anyone even notice my absence?
i am back. did anyone even notice my absence?
royale
+2 -0
oh hey that guy from the internet is back.
oh hey that guy from the internet is back.
pmbarrett
+2 -0
oh sweet
oh sweet
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
go back to TOUAMQWERTEEF.COM vahge hole.
go back to TOUAMQWERTEEF.COM vahge hole.
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
(I meant the above for greenkoolayd )
(I meant the above for greenkoolayd )
grondak
+1 -0
Last weekend, I observed my neighbor unsuccessfully attempting to start his mower. After 30 frustrating minutes, he stood up, kicked it, and uttered this bon mot:
"FUCK THE FUCKIN' FUCKER! THE FUCKIN' FUCKER'S FUCKED!"
Last weekend, I observed my neighbor unsuccessfully attempting to start his mower. After 30 frustrating minutes, he stood up, kicked it, and uttered this bon mot:
"FUCK THE FUCKIN' FUCKER! THE FUCKIN' FUCKER'S FUCKED!"
grondak
+1 -0
Ever the researcher, I was curious as to the originality of his epithet, so I hied me to Google and discovered that it possibly originated with a British military truck driver during World War II complaining about his inoperable conveyance.
The next time I encountered my neighbor, I inquired as to whether he was cognizant of the provenance of his remark, to which he replied:
"THE NEXT TIME YOU COME PONCING OVER HERE WITH YOUR FANCY WORDS, I'LL KNOCK YOUR TEETH SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL HAVE TO STICK YOUR TOOTHBRUSH UP YOUR ASS TO CLEAN 'EM!"
Ever the researcher, I was curious as to the originality of his epithet, so I hied me to Google and discovered that it possibly originated with a British military truck driver during World War II complaining about his inoperable conveyance.
The next time I encountered my neighbor, I inquired as to whether he was cognizant of the provenance of his remark, to which he replied:
"THE NEXT TIME YOU COME PONCING OVER HERE WITH YOUR FANCY WORDS, I'LL KNOCK YOUR TEETH SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL HAVE TO STICK YOUR TOOTHBRUSH UP YOUR ASS TO CLEAN 'EM!"
neonfreon
+0 -0
Keep the man away from your wife.
Keep the man away from your wife.
lemmy
+5 -0
especially if she doesn't start
especially if she doesn't start
jeffspaulding
+1 -1
especially if he can make her finish.
especially if he can make her finish.
rad_chillies
+0 -0
the beef intro is Onstad venting
the beef intro is Onstad venting
jkustes
+1 -0
It's the magnolia of Fuck you Fridays
It's the magnolia of Fuck you Fridays
grondak
+0 -0
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
royale
+0 -0
que?
que?
overmedicated
+1 -0
Catullus 16, as I recall it's a passage where Catullus lashes out at critics who have accused his poetry of being overly effeminate by telling them that he 'will face-fuck and sodomise' them.
The only scrap of Latin I could recognise on sight and it's here! Get in.
Catullus 16, as I recall it's a passage where Catullus lashes out at critics who have accused his poetry of being overly effeminate by telling them that he 'will face-fuck and sodomise' them.
The only scrap of Latin I could recognise on sight and it's here! Get in.
grondak
+0 -0
Chubbied for your recognition of a classic piece of poetry, good sir!
Chubbied for your recognition of a classic piece of poetry, good sir!
pmbarrett
+1 -0
do you guys need a gay latin room of some kind
do you guys need a gay latin room of some kind
faits
+0 -0
You say that as if assetbar weren't already one of those.
You say that as if assetbar weren't already one of those.
troy_convers
+2 -0
Yay! A 'Fuck you Friday' strip!
Oh wait, that means another unfinished story arc. Téodor will forever have that dick tickling his gullet.
Yay! A 'Fuck you Friday' strip!
Oh wait, that means another unfinished story arc. Téodor will forever have that dick tickling his gullet.
rabbidpanda
+0 -1
Man, don't be an idiot who keeps pressing the same button.
Man, don't be an idiot who keeps pressing the same button.
jean-paul
+1 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
rabbidpanda
+1 -0
You will soon learn a harsh truth about IMGS, jean-paul.
The truth is, they are OFF.
You will soon learn a harsh truth about IMGS, jean-paul.
The truth is, they are OFF.
jean-paul
+0 -0
Man, FUCK that truth!
https://i52.tinypic.com/i3idsp.jpg
In other news: apparently you cannot rate your own comments as lame.
Man, FUCK that truth!
https://i52.tinypic.com/i3idsp.jpg
In other news: apparently you cannot rate your own comments as lame.
jean-paul
+8 -0
Or even...
https://i52.tinypic.com/i3idsp.jpg
Or even...
https://i52.tinypic.com/i3idsp.jpg
wazza
+0 -0
A chubby, sir. A chubby for you.
A chubby, sir. A chubby for you.
thelonliestmonk
+0 -0
i wish I had a laser guided penis. i heard chicks digg that stuff.
i wish I had a laser guided penis. i heard chicks digg that stuff.
overman
+1 -0
I'm sorry all, but asking for a tip jar after a summer of the worst never ending story arc and only posting 1 comic every 20 days are so is pretty shitty. It's like a band asking for a tip after playing a 20 minute death metel version of Champaign Charlie, but still including the trombone. Upsetting, to say the least.
I'm sorry all, but asking for a tip jar after a summer of the worst never ending story arc and only posting 1 comic every 20 days are so is pretty shitty. It's like a band asking for a tip after playing a 20 minute death metel version of Champaign Charlie, but still including the trombone. Upsetting, to say the least.
lynnym
+0 -0
This is the basic feeling I have.
This is the basic feeling I have.
teezee
+1 -0
DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA?
DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA?
faits
+0 -0
Yes.
Yes.
neonfreon
+3 -0
Totally. Tips for Strips. I mean, [i]what have you done for me lately?[i], right? Nevermind that to this point, it's been a 9 year performance of original material. The last few months have been slow, and he was just too stupid to ask for tips during a more exciting time. If he's in need of cash, why doesn't he stop funding this stupid assetbar thing full of people who basically just complain anyhow?
Totally. Tips for Strips. I mean, [i]what have you done for me lately?[i], right? Nevermind that to this point, it's been a 9 year performance of original material. The last few months have been slow, and he was just too stupid to ask for tips during a more exciting time. If he's in need of cash, why doesn't he stop funding this stupid assetbar thing full of people who basically just complain anyhow?
neonfreon
+0 -0
i wish he we pull the plug on bbcode.
i wish he we pull the plug on bbcode.
neonfreon
+0 -0
or maybe it's just me...
or maybe it's just me...
rabbidpanda
+1 -0
If you hit up
[url]https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/128/
[/url]
that will allow you to highlight and right click text to format it in BBCode.
I'm not using it right now, but it looks decent.
If you hit up
[url]https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/128/
[/url]
that will allow you to highlight and right click text to format it in BBCode.
I'm not using it right now, but it looks decent.
neonfreon
+3 -0
Installed.Look at it run
Installed.
rumblefish
+1 -0
As a form of alternative entertainment while Onstad pursues his muse I will be performing impromptu "is he naked?" Cello recitals, times and locations to be revealed.
Or I might just go to my terrible job and spend all my free time cleaning dead mice out of my terrible house. I don't owe you people anything.
As a form of alternative entertainment while Onstad pursues his muse I will be performing impromptu "is he naked?" Cello recitals, times and locations to be revealed.
Or I might just go to my terrible job and spend all my free time cleaning dead mice out of my terrible house. I don't owe you people anything.
thinman
+0 -0
Not so.
Now that you've basically promised impromptu 'maybe nude' cello solos, you owe us at least one.
You can't put that genie back in the bottle.
Not so.
Now that you've basically promised impromptu 'maybe nude' cello solos, you owe us at least one.
You can't put that genie back in the bottle.
missbee
+0 -0
Yeah seriously man you could have just not posted that. Sheesh.
Yeah seriously man you could have just not posted that. Sheesh.
royale
+0 -0
I've been reading through the archive a lot the past couple of days, and reviewed some of the comments I've made. I'm not going to pretend that I'm not frustrated by the huge delays, but yeah, this webcomic has been a companion of mine for a few years now: I can relate to the characters, I've laughed tons, learnt some...so yeah, I guess we all gotta stick out the times with Chris, he deserves it.
Or, if you had the Roman Empire, you've gotta take the Dark Ages afterwards, if you want to get historical
I've been reading through the archive a lot the past couple of days, and reviewed some of the comments I've made. I'm not going to pretend that I'm not frustrated by the huge delays, but yeah, this webcomic has been a companion of mine for a few years now: I can relate to the characters, I've laughed tons, learnt some...so yeah, I guess we all gotta stick out the times with Chris, he deserves it.
Or, if you had the Roman Empire, you've gotta take the Dark Ages afterwards, if you want to get historical
faits
+0 -0
people more interested in getting hysterical
oh no it is fuck you friday again so soon etc
people more interested in getting hysterical
oh no it is fuck you friday again so soon etc
missbee
+0 -0
Look at you, treating an online comic strip like a boyfriend.
...just like me.
Look at you, treating an online comic strip like a boyfriend.
...just like me.
cracklewater
+0 -0
Hooray for everyone who can breathe again.
Hooray for nicotine patches, in my case.
My lungs are now making me hyperventilate when breathing normally, since they can now extract a normalish amount of oxygen from each inhalation.
The 'Let's smoke ... FOREVER ' strip affected me quite a lot.
Hooray for everyone who can breathe again.
Hooray for nicotine patches, in my case.
My lungs are now making me hyperventilate when breathing normally, since they can now extract a normalish amount of oxygen from each inhalation.
The 'Let's smoke ... FOREVER ' strip affected me quite a lot.
neonfreon
+0 -0
congrats sir. i also quit smoking TOBACCO after starting up Achewood.
congrats sir. i also quit smoking TOBACCO after starting up Achewood.
plummet
+0 -0
Me too.
But my weed vaporization increased exponentially
HELLA WEIRD
Me too.
But my weed vaporization increased exponentially
HELLA WEIRD
pumajones
+1 -0
IT is much more discreet and prudent to turn out the lights before shitting the bed.
IT is much more discreet and prudent to turn out the lights before shitting the bed.
randyleepublic
+0 -0
Speaking about the financial "crisis", I would like to take this interlude to educate all of you on why the United States has suffered booms and busts, with all the attendant horrifying results to the citizenry, throughout its history. Three words: Fractional Reserve Banking.
Believe it or not, the crime those three words stand for has done more devastation to humanity in the last 600 years or so than all other forms of pestilence combined. Does anyone doubt that?
Speaking about the financial "crisis", I would like to take this interlude to educate all of you on why the United States has suffered booms and busts, with all the attendant horrifying results to the citizenry, throughout its history. Three words: Fractional Reserve Banking.
Believe it or not, the crime those three words stand for has done more devastation to humanity in the last 600 years or so than all other forms of pestilence combined. Does anyone doubt that?
yoboyobo_ni
+0 -0
will research and get back to you within 48 hours
will research and get back to you within 48 hours
lemmy
+0 -0
for good or ill i do not know. but i believe you will.
for good or ill i do not know. but i believe you will.
faits
+0 -0
randy lee public what are your thoughts on a new bretton woods
randy lee public what are your thoughts on a new bretton woods
thegoblins
+0 -0
My God. You guys. I am a BAKING GENIUS. I win as a woman.
My God. You guys. I am a BAKING GENIUS. I win as a woman.
glade8tormel
+0 -0
i think plummet has the baked thing covered
i think plummet has the baked thing covered
plummet
+0 -0
you have no idea how mad I am that I cannot chubby this
you have no idea how mad I am that I cannot chubby this
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
What's her secret? Why, it her homemade yeast!
What's her secret? Why, it her homemade yeast!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Oh no you dint!
Oh no you dint!
thegoblins
+0 -0
Yeah, well, yknow what? You can't put yeast in brownies. That's right. Go home and cry to your mum.
:(
Yeah, well, yknow what? You can't put yeast in brownies. That's right. Go home and cry to your mum.
:(
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
I thought the yeast was in your pussy, not in your brownie.
OK, that's enough of that. One might get the impression from this page that I'm far too interested in thegoblins' area. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Well, maybe not nothing .
I thought the yeast was in your pussy, not in your brownie.
OK, that's enough of that. One might get the impression from this page that I'm far too interested in thegoblins' area. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Well, maybe not nothing .
mockereo
+0 -0
dude. time to cut your losses here.
dude. time to cut your losses here.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Oh man, don't think of it that way. All of this was in the honest and true spirit of internet asininery. Nothing more.
Oh man, don't think of it that way. All of this was in the honest and true spirit of internet asininery. Nothing more.
thegoblins
+0 -0
[url=EAT THIS!]https://www.flickr.com/photos/27323803@N07/5001736335/[/url]
[url=EAT THIS!]https://www.flickr.com/photos/27323803@N07/5001736335/[/url]
Man, fuck that pencil.
Maybe such a scenario would satisfy Lyle.
Man fucks a pencil, no dice. Pencil fucks man, however...
Man! you a'int got no imagination for such complex fetishes.
He has such a poor grasp on the market. A pencil fucking a man? You can get that on youtube these days.
It's so hard to find respecting someone's DNR porn these days though. It's something of a niche market.
Especially sad is the recent glut of such films in the opposite genre such as Save The Sluts 6, and Feeding Tube Fuckfest 4
nonconsensual medical treatment is the best kind
I have obtained a court order...for my cock.
...how does that work, exactly?
The court order, I mean.
If the patient's closest contacts are refusing to allow a treatment that the doctor believes could be either therapeutical or palliative, he can take legal action. If he makes his case, the court will issue an order stating that the doctor's decision is for the benefit of the patient and he can do his treatment without the family's consent. This whole process is surprisingly fast.
In this case the joke is that despite the patient's family declaring they want no cock administered, Thegoblins will obtain a legal document mandating that she apply her dick to the patient. For great justice.
damn! Sign me up for that and in the presence of a licensed notary no less!
For your health!
sadly, you are incorrect.
You are in Soviet Rrrusssia, no?
Shitting the bed with the lights on, however, would not. Lyle simply refers to that as "Tuesday".
Beef's job in this scenario is to update that sign. He has not done so for over a year.
Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays
Wait, it's Friday
Oh God I made a bad joke I got a lame I'm so sorry everybody
Seriously. Lames are dear for everyone right now and people go around wasting the ones they have on just plain -mediocre- assets like the above? For shame, assetbarbies, for shame. Lames USED to be a powerful weapon against the fiendish machinations of villains such as Retardo and Socicoto and Dr Manflesh sometimes Asherdan, but now we're just piddling away the ones we have left. Maybe it is good we are losing them.
I'd like to give a chubby to the lames of old. Good work, bros.
hee hee hee
I imagined you were covering your giggle diagonally. That amused me.
"IT HAS BEEN 127 DAYS SINCE OUR LAST WORKPLACE GIVE-A-FUCK"
Anyone else wondering if Chris perhaps meant that autobiographically?
Not wondering , per se, no.
I realize now that I am about the sixteenth person to bring that point up. However, it has been 127 days since my last assetbar give-a-fuck.
Dude, fuck pencils plural , basically. Fuck em .
Do a number 2 on a number 2.
lay a Huge Brick on an HB
F Fs.
Hawk huge honkin' hairballs on 4H's. Not kidding,
rain pickles on Roseanne's parade
Oh jeffspaulding. You...are....sorad.
Made me think of Danny ,R.I.P.
Holy shit! 127 dates before this strip is May 6 - between the last story in the Philippe arc (May 4) and the beginning of the Horror Van (May 9)arc.
It's not unreasonable to infer that work on the first Van strip was started on May 6.
Is Onstad telling us he ceased to give a fuck about his work on the day he started on the Van arc?
I hope not. I still give several fucks about Achewood.
127 DAYS, dammit!
Already pointed out, dammit!
GOD DAMN IT!