epicurus
+3 -0
I'd listen to it if it were well-priced.
I'd listen to it if it were well-priced.
hellofyellin
+24 -0
A good price for this would be a dime bag full of Ajax that you tell Todd is a bag of "Cuban Jackhammer Fancy-Cut" cocaine.
A good price for this would be a dime bag full of Ajax that you tell Todd is a bag of "Cuban Jackhammer Fancy-Cut" cocaine.
rowboat
+8 -0
Or you could just tell him that it was Ajax. He wouldn't turn his nose up at that. He would turn his nose all up in that.
Or you could just tell him that it was Ajax. He wouldn't turn his nose up at that. He would turn his nose all up in that.
laserblade
+6 -0
Are you talking about literally $10 worth of Ajax, in a bag? This is an important question as that is quite a lot of Ajax
Are you talking about literally $10 worth of Ajax, in a bag? This is an important question as that is quite a lot of Ajax
deusoma
+0 -0
You would only need as much Ajax as would look like $10 worth of coke, which I suspect is significantly less Ajax.
You would only need as much Ajax as would look like $10 worth of coke, which I suspect is significantly less Ajax.
hellofyellin
+0 -0
Correct.
Correct.
jlynes
+0 -2
I have the feeling that the only place to purchase Todd's audiobook is in the cardboard 99 cent bin at the truck stop.
I have the feeling that the only place to purchase Todd's audiobook is in the cardboard 99 cent bin at the truck stop.
rogergs
+6 -0
For the Achewood romance-novel completist.
For the Achewood romance-novel completist.
spinynorman
+13 -0
To be honest, if you're willing to buy one harlequin romance novel penned by a fictional character on an online webcomic, you are probably going to be willing to by them all.
Internet is the largest cult of all.
To be honest, if you're willing to buy one harlequin romance novel penned by a fictional character on an online webcomic, you are probably going to be willing to by them all.
Internet is the largest cult of all.
djlockjaw
+0 -0
Todd can't read. Ron Jeremy is awesome. Two new facts from Chris today!
Todd can't read. Ron Jeremy is awesome. Two new facts from Chris today!
youfailme
+0 -1
What about Todd's license plate cover? Didn't it say Todd couldn't read in that strip?
What about Todd's license plate cover? Didn't it say Todd couldn't read in that strip?
deusoma
+2 -1
Yes... and this strip does nothing to counter that fact.
Yes... and this strip does nothing to counter that fact.
rowboat
+0 -0
A comment left by rowboat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, TonyHighwind, Bourbonsamurai, SotiCoto)
A comment left by rowboat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, TonyHighwind, Bourbonsamurai, SotiCoto)
riotdejaneiro
+0 -0
How can someone that hilariously creepy not be awesome?
Today's your lucky day, pal!
How can someone that hilariously creepy not be awesome?
Today's your lucky day, pal!
evolume
+0 -0
are there many books-on-tape on Soulseek?
are there many books-on-tape on Soulseek?
sirfrederick
+0 -0
Yes, many.
Yes, many.
soticoto
+1 -0
Todd's romance novel is winning by several laps of awesome so far.
Todd's romance novel is winning by several laps of awesome so far.
fosters
+14 -0
What I like about this is that apparently Todd and Blister just drive around listening to this. Like it's just the standard cruising music for their van.
What I like about this is that apparently Todd and Blister just drive around listening to this. Like it's just the standard cruising music for their van.
heccibiggs
+5 -1
Hahahahaha that is hilarious. Just imagine that happening. Imagine it now.
Hahahahaha that is hilarious. Just imagine that happening. Imagine it now.
spinynorman
+15 -0
I think I just figured out how to weird the everliving shit out of a blind date. Slam on a self-made romance novel recording and just periodically look over at her, smile, and nod.
You may want to have those furry seat belt cover-things, you don't want her to chafe when she tears her clothes off from overwhelming arousal.
I think I just figured out how to weird the everliving shit out of a blind date. Slam on a self-made romance novel recording and just periodically look over at her, smile, and nod.
You may want to have those furry seat belt cover-things, you don't want her to chafe when she tears her clothes off from overwhelming arousal.
tekende
+1 -0
She will be tearink her panties off with both hands.
She will be tearink her panties off with both hands.
smilebuddha
+6 -1
Until she is so nude.
Until she is so nude.
softerworld
+1 -0
He gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio but he has since stated in a 2003 interview that all he can do these days is kiss the tip of his penis due to his weight gain.
He gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio but he has since stated in a 2003 interview that all he can do these days is kiss the tip of his penis due to his weight gain.
gethen
+7 -0
what a romantic
what a romantic
scorpio_nadir
+3 -0
Well relationships do tend to cool down over the years....
Well relationships do tend to cool down over the years....
ham_shoes
+0 -0
Your comment is tragically underappreciated.
Your comment is tragically underappreciated.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
perhaps it is for the best
perhaps it is for the best
tekende
+1 -0
It seems to give him energy.
It seems to give him energy.
dusty
+0 -0
As overrated as that ability probably is, its probably far less valuable to someone for whom half their job is getting blow jobs from people who are experts at it.
As overrated as that ability probably is, its probably far less valuable to someone for whom half their job is getting blow jobs from people who are experts at it.
drago25
+2 -0
Ahhh, I've been waiting for a Ron Jeremy reference.
Good night world
Ahhh, I've been waiting for a Ron Jeremy reference.
Good night world
heccibiggs
+1 -0
This is hell of underrated, it's clearly genius. Just imagine if all audiobooks were like this.
This is hell of underrated, it's clearly genius. Just imagine if all audiobooks were like this.
canusdivinus
+0 -0
Romance novel, porno, whatever, Todd doesn't know the difference.
Romance novel, porno, whatever, Todd doesn't know the difference.
aelindil
+0 -1
The difference between them is subtle, and the unreality level is about the same.
The difference between them is subtle, and the unreality level is about the same.
caseyb3
+1 -0
'TELL THE [READERS] WHY IT IS LUCKY THAT RON JEREMY IS THERE' is my motto (for writing)
'TELL THE [READERS] WHY IT IS LUCKY THAT RON JEREMY IS THERE' is my motto (for writing)
paperboy_2000
+0 -0
The one exception to the writer's "Don't tell, show" rule is Ron Jeremy.
The one exception to the writer's "Don't tell, show" rule is Ron Jeremy.
tekende
+0 -0
Ron Jeremy is the exception to every rule, ever.
Ron Jeremy is the exception to every rule, ever.
tonyhighwind
+1 -0
No matter what Todd does, it involves a van without windows.
No matter what Todd does, it involves a van without windows.
redion
+0 -0
I imagine Blister's voice as the Watcher thing from Venture Brothers. "IGNORE ME!"
I imagine Blister's voice as the Watcher thing from Venture Brothers. "IGNORE ME!"
mangtastic
+0 -0
I am guessing it wouldn't sound as tinny and robotic though, but otherwise YES
I am guessing it wouldn't sound as tinny and robotic though, but otherwise YES
ham_shoes
+0 -0
Todd's cassettes must be pretty small.
Todd's cassettes must be pretty small.
A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Zefiel, atticusonline, dinner, lk, Satur9)
I think you made a good point there sir. Shame I had to up my lame threshold to see it.
Agreed.
Chubbied for solidarity.
I, too, am part of the Asherdan Ain't All That Big a Dick, Really club.