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Ray's Advice Column - LIVE! Thursday, July 24, 2003 • read strip Viewing 70 comments:

before luncheon

up yours after lunch

and invisible martini glasses.

I have a very old copy of the very book. it is very entertaining, but you have to give her props. there are several points in the book where she states "this will not make sense in 10 years becuase no one will have servents, or visit 'the point' for a weekend"

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This strip does not need to be saved. It is awesome.

fixed.
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This strip does not need to be saved. Up yours if that was actually meant to be an insult.

I think the closing sentence makes it work. He provides for both possibilities.

BRINGS BACK RAY'S PLACE!

I envision this line shouted into a hole by Buffalo Bill:

IT BRINGS BACK RAY'S PLACE! IT BRINGS BACK RAY'S PLACE OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

Ray doesn't know if he's being insulted, so he covers all his bases. Classy.

there's another use for those gigantic condoms: storing etiquette books for future reference...

I really liked the way Ray signed off in this one, but the gag really would have worked better as part of Ray's Place, unless this letter was made up to set up the joke and Chris wanted to use only real letters for the column.

The etiquette book is Lyle's.

what qualifications does one really need

can you attend advice column college

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Jesus, what was the question?

I want to know this too, but I have a feeling we may never get an answer.

I recognize that username for some reason, but I remember nothing about you. It's as if you've been erased from existence.

Should be rated higher because of "Where to put your fork if the king is over for dinner"... like the King just drops by now and again.

He does. Oh... does he not visit you? Oh. You're THAT guy. He talks about you. Probably shouldn't tell you what he said.

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Onstad forgot to draw the empty martini glasses.

Ray wouldn't drink while doing his job.

Have you forgotten that he has mad respect for the internet?

My bad. :(

of all the times Ray chooses to look in the toilet tank

or maybe he always does

If I ever found a book in this manner; I would feel obliged to read it of course.

prolly 'cause the text is so small, but no-one's mentioned the italicized 'before' in the 6th panel...how to instruct the maid how to fold... "My mate's invented one that shits itself...brilliant, really"

The last panel has the most exact "Fun to quote" versus "dangerous if the people you're quoting to don't read achewood" balance.