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Lyle Lovett/Kraftwerk rating Monday, September 26, 2005 • read strip Viewing 42 comments:

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i would go to the bathroom on taylor hicks. remeber him?

no.

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The faster you can forget about contestants on that show, the better.

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Kraftwerk employ people who's job it is to go to the toilet on Kraftwerk.

those kooky germans

or as they're sometimes known, "germans".

Also, Beef has implied personally about this. He keeps up to date on the whole pooping-on-kraftwerk situation.

Somehow though the funniest part of this to me is that Klikken-Melody is totally something kraftwerk would name an EP.

Poopen-Melody.

Oh, they got people all right.

also my grade eight english teacher says that the humor is magnified by beef's playing between the literal and metaphorical understanding of what it means to use the bathroom on someone

It makes me happy to know that english teachers are using achewood as a teaching aid

Punchlines are for the weak.

last frame, Beef's blurred right eye. He's not so sure how that comment went over, and needs some approval. Wonderful.

That's totally the "uh-oh" glance you do when you make some smartass comment and need to check and see if you crossed a line and a fist is going to come flying in from the corner of your vision. It is common fare between dudes and ladies.

isn't it amazing that we all got the same goddamn thing out of a slightly fuzzed dot on a cartoon cat's face? onstad has the most incredible talent with minimalist facial expressions. it's wild.

Is it just me, or is Beef giving Molly a little "oops, too far?" sideways glance in the last panel?
I typed that out, then found this. Thankyou, ye commenters who came before.

Chubby for somewhat-relevant avitar.

Man, I totally hadn't noticed that before. That is gold.

the joke is that germans crave poo.

No, they crave pee. Most of the poo Germans are gone, having emigrated to Austria.

True. The Austrian is too obsessed with his own excrement.

I, the_doz , having heretofore depleted my rightful allotment of chubbies, do hereby award the preceding totally awesome reference one (1) honorary chubby.

Signed,
the_doz

(feel free to copy and paste if you are a spaz like me and chubby everything in sight)

Sometimes I feel the urge to chubby everything in sight, I am afraid of getting arrested.

I have that problem also. Sometimes there are just too many great posts on one page.

Germans have evolved beyond the need for anuses, thankyouverymuch.

"ani"

You know, it's weird. I love Achewood for its "off-beat" style of humor. My first thought after reading this was that it was, like, textbook Achewood. So it's like the off-beat has become the beat, so to speak.

love how beef is biting the steering wheel in the last panel

The alt-text nearly made me pee myself laughing.
5 all the way.

Weekend Blogs (Friday - Sunday)

Molly: Saw Teodor at Trader Joe's.

And his hair was perfect.

Having not taken the time to read that blog, I'm going to assume your post is a reference to the song "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon, not just repeating a line from the blog. I have given you a chubby based on this assumption.

For some reason I thought that Beef and Kraftwerk would be perfect for each other - I mean why wouldn't he love a band that sings about computers and calculators in a slightly despondent monotone voice? But then I remembered that he was a fan of Venom and Dead Kennedys, so I guess he has too much inner rage to enjoy something as comparatively mellow as Kraftwerk.

Beef was involved in Krafwerk thanksgiving i believe.

of music taste evolution

dead kennedys->british punk-> buzzcocks, sex pistols-> public image ltd-> can-> KRAFTWERK


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I love this, no sooner as that beautiful, hanuting Cartilage Head arc is over we get Beef on top form.

Man what's wrong with Lyle Lovett? He plays country music that isn't completely stupid, this makes him a solid dude.

i dont understand why shes getting pissy about him expressing his opinion. sure others dont smell good(like buttholes, right?), but we all got 'em.

Jesus, do these two EVER get along?

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