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Barry Bass at Beef's House Friday, January 23, 2004 • read strip Viewing 33 comments:

Ray shit on a live fish who is telling him his problems. I don't care what you say, the boy's rude.

The next Fear Factor challenge!

You have to shit. On a live fish. Who is telling you his problems.

I did that already shrooming.

Daaaaaaaamn!

Best avatar/comment combo ever.

Holy Shit and Jesus Christ this asset is in-fucking-credible

If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

The rudest!

Alt text here is the key component, though Ray's innocent curiosity is also fantastic.

Alt Text: (And so it would seem that Barry Bass got his Fear Factor after all)

Pet hate: Alt text references sans provision of aforementioned alt text.

Ashamedly, I think of Eminem's Without Me video.

ray's so lax about there being a fish in the toilet. like it's not a thing.

It's so not a Thing, it doesn't even require an exclamation point.

We all know fish like this.

To be fair, a fish in the toilet is a slow day for Ray.

Tuesday, generally.

I would take care to constantly remind Barry that he's one tip of a handle from getting "deported" again.

the water is filling slow because tipping the handle is not enough to flush this true free-loader.

This is a top-ten strip. The alt-text is the 4th punchline.

Fear Factor: Sit for days in 6 inches of toilet water, while cats periodically shit and piss on you.

OK. All the justifications I was coming up with for Barry - fuck that. Fry the bitch up!

...after he's been living in the toilet?!

Deep, deep fry.

A toilet is probably far cleaner than most fishes' natural habitats.

As long as you flush periodically.

It is not necessary to eat that fish just kill it for God's sake.

This is my favorite strip.

Why wouldn't he just have put him in the tank instead of the bowl?

Barry asked for a small goldfish bowl, Beef obliges.

Beef's showing of major balls in sticking Barry in the toilet surprises me every time. That shit's stone cold.

Charles Mingus owes somebody an apology

I imagine Jason Alexnder as the voice of Barry Bass.

I'd like to believe that Beef already had waterproof travel checkers, but this incident gave him an opportunity to bust em out.