asherdan
+0 -0
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A comment left by asherdan was marked as spam and excluded. asherdan: What a douche. (reported by jstegall, mistlethrush, Magb)
mr_pete
+16 -0
German Existential Performance Art is now part of the badly-formed mental image Americans have of that country. So when you actually do meet one, you want to quote the Big Lebowski at them and wink, forgetting for a moment there are still people who think this way.
German Existential Performance Art is now part of the badly-formed mental image Americans have of that country. So when you actually do meet one, you want to quote the Big Lebowski at them and wink, forgetting for a moment there are still people who think this way.
madnes
+46 -1
Germans do not find Big Lebowski-esque mocking of their accents humorous, particularly if it is at a BBQ they are hosting, featuring various sausages and rieslings they flew in from afar.
Just a tip, in case your weekend turns out like that.
Germans do not find Big Lebowski-esque mocking of their accents humorous, particularly if it is at a BBQ they are hosting, featuring various sausages and rieslings they flew in from afar.
Just a tip, in case your weekend turns out like that.
rotating-dog
+51 -0
Zey believe in nuzzing
Zey believe in nuzzing
gmm
+12 -0
But do zey believe in nuzzling?
But do zey believe in nuzzling?
wozzeck
+3 -0
Zey belive in ze Nuzzle of ein SturmGewehr.
Zey belive in ze Nuzzle of ein SturmGewehr.
smallberries
+1 -0
My badly-formed mental image of ze Germans has always been a result of the Monty Python sketch featuring Mr. Hilter, Mr. Heimlich Bimmler and the gregarious Ron Vibbentrop.
My badly-formed mental image of ze Germans has always been a result of the Monty Python sketch featuring Mr. Hilter, Mr. Heimlich Bimmler and the gregarious Ron Vibbentrop.
relaxing
+1 -0
Why would Germans fly in their rieslings? They grow the best rieslings in their back yards.
Why would Germans fly in their rieslings? They grow the best rieslings in their back yards.
belgand
+0 -0
I believe this is referring to an ex-patriate who was not able to otherwise procure his delicacies without importing them.
I believe this is referring to an ex-patriate who was not able to otherwise procure his delicacies without importing them.
madnes
+2 -0
You are extremely correct.
You are extremely correct.
insomnia
+38 -0
SCHMERZWOOD
SCHMERZWOOD
chloraloner
+10 -0
SCHMERZWALD
SCHMERZWALD
fakedaisies
+0 -0
This deserves more chubbies
This deserves more chubbies
morganization
+5 -0
i used to get extra credit for bringing haute auf deutsch strips to class properly translated
i used to get extra credit for bringing haute auf deutsch strips to class properly translated
morganization
+4 -0
*heute
i dont think the germans would appreciate the french confusion
*heute
i dont think the germans would appreciate the french confusion
fuckyoufriday
+3 -0
or vice versa...
or vice versa...
chachibenji
+1 -1
God if you had been present at the ESCS the European Union would be so FUCKED right now.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HUH.
Just kidding you are so ok.
God if you had been present at the ESCS the European Union would be so FUCKED right now.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HUH.
Just kidding you are so ok.
aelindil
+0 -0
The fact that I understand that makes me want to cry a little. Also there is a tiny undercurrent of pride. A very tiny tiny undercurrent.
The fact that I understand that makes me want to cry a little. Also there is a tiny undercurrent of pride. A very tiny tiny undercurrent.
caseyb3
+6 -0
Hola
Je mich llamo Juan
Ich reado deux books
Hola
Je mich llamo Juan
Ich reado deux books
morganization
+1 -1
fuck you.
fuck you.
ham_shoes
+1 -0
Fran-ger-spang-lische
Fran-ger-spang-lische
morganization
+0 -0
and...fuck you!!!
and...fuck you!!!
ham_shoes
+4 -0
Pardon your french
Pardon your french
chaesar
+13 -0
This comic is both haunting and mechanically efficient.
This comic is both haunting and mechanically efficient.
boredom_man
+2 -0
I can see Ray, electric blue and naked, standing on Mars, bringing forth a great clockwork fortress from the dust.
I can see Ray, electric blue and naked, standing on Mars, bringing forth a great clockwork fortress from the dust.
tangles
+0 -0
yes you could, but why oh why would you?... besides, that role would fit better on beef's narrow shoulders. ray is much more the owl dude, lyle the comedian, and i dunno about teodor and cornelius
yes you could, but why oh why would you?... besides, that role would fit better on beef's narrow shoulders. ray is much more the owl dude, lyle the comedian, and i dunno about teodor and cornelius
boredom_man
+1 -1
Oh, pish-posh. It is beyond conception that anyone would be dumb enough to actually attempt to film Watchmen .
...that any... cat would be that dumb?
Oh, pish-posh. It is beyond conception that anyone would be dumb enough to actually attempt to film Watchmen .
...that any... cat would be that dumb?
tangles
+0 -0
oh, they attempted it. and alan moore ate them like galactus with a tooth ache.
oh, they attempted it. and alan moore ate them like galactus with a tooth ache.
fuzzyshoo
+0 -0
This comment proven wrong, spring 2009.
This comment proven wrong, spring 2009.
tripleg
+0 -0
This comment proven true, spring 2009.
This comment proven true, spring 2009.
epicurus
+1 -0
I have grown to enjoy these ones very much. This is the essence of dry (webcomic) humour.
I have grown to enjoy these ones very much. This is the essence of dry (webcomic) humour.
cdl146
+22 -0
Ray's dialogue translated:
"I love my culture"
"But, can I change?"
"no."
Ray's dialogue translated:
"I love my culture"
"But, can I change?"
"no."
tangles
+0 -0
wow... that's a perfect summation of ray. groovy
wow... that's a perfect summation of ray. groovy
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
...are you driving a car through your living room?
your avatar makes it confuzzling.
...are you driving a car through your living room?
your avatar makes it confuzzling.
greyfield
+0 -0
I don't think Ray is the significant part of the piece. Were any other character the main character, it would make just as much sense.
I don't think Ray is the significant part of the piece. Were any other character the main character, it would make just as much sense.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
thank you for the translation.
thank you for the translation.
gumfish
+3 -0
.....Perfektion
.....Perfektion
c_dizzle
+1 -0
I suddenly want to watch an old skit of "Sprockets" ...mit Mike Meyers und seine affen!
I suddenly want to watch an old skit of "Sprockets" ...mit Mike Meyers und seine affen!
relaxing
+0 -0
Touch my monkey! Touch him!!
Touch my monkey! Touch him!!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
THAT is the name of the skit i'd been looking for...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
a chubby.
THAT is the name of the skit i'd been looking for...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
a chubby.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
I ABHOR coffee und chocolate fingers.
I ABHOR coffee und chocolate fingers.
seven47
+1 -0
How is this not a five?
How is this not a five?
trollcollins
+1 -0
I have only just now noticed the "inspired by John A. (scarygoround.com)" at the top.
Scary-go-round is one of the few webcomics that keeps company with Achewood at the pinnacle of my affections. I am so happy when they blend. It is a wonderful combination of flavours.
I have only just now noticed the "inspired by John A. (scarygoround.com)" at the top.
Scary-go-round is one of the few webcomics that keeps company with Achewood at the pinnacle of my affections. I am so happy when they blend. It is a wonderful combination of flavours.
ashoykh
+0 -0
this brings me to tears.
this brings me to tears.
stormagnet
+0 -0
The [sic] makes it.
The [sic] makes it.
berami
+0 -0
I keep reading it as "stage an sick sexual antic with you".
I keep reading it as "stage an sick sexual antic with you".
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
one mans symptom is another mans orgasm
one mans symptom is another mans orgasm
diggidy
+2 -0
Reflections rarely have anything positive to say in the world of Achewood.
Reflections rarely have anything positive to say in the world of Achewood.
watt
+0 -0
Ray > Kraftwerk.
Ray > Kraftwerk.
ham_shoes
+0 -0
I'm hearing Ray's inner monologue over Caspar Brotzmann Massaker
I'm hearing Ray's inner monologue over Caspar Brotzmann Massaker
saulbellow
+1 -0
Mein heutiger Kommentar ist auch auf Deutsch
My face is on fire; are there really Dutch people anymore?
Mein heutiger Kommentar ist auch auf Deutsch
My face is on fire; are there really Dutch people anymore?
aki
+1 -0
Wie kann das denn sein? Die Kartoffeln sind aber viel zu gross!
Why is my comment also on fire today? This King Piss could really use a shot of Ketel!
Wie kann das denn sein? Die Kartoffeln sind aber viel zu gross!
Why is my comment also on fire today? This King Piss could really use a shot of Ketel!
saulbellow
+1 -0
Unsere Feinde sind noch bekannt.
Other foibles such as these? Unnecessary.
Unsere Feinde sind noch bekannt.
Other foibles such as these? Unnecessary.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I can't think of Germany without thinking about cleveland steamers. That is so goddamn gross. Goddamn Germans and their poop porn.
I can't think of Germany without thinking about cleveland steamers. That is so goddamn gross. Goddamn Germans and their poop porn.
chexmix
+0 -0
Here, Child - finish your NOTHING.
Here, Child - finish your NOTHING.
smilebuddha
+1 -0
My culture is beautiful...but it also has certain rules .
My culture is beautiful...but it also has certain rules .
carlyle
+2 -0
Today on German
I body my culture
But, I can transfer?
No.
Gee, no wonder nobody uses Babelfish.
Today on German
I body my culture
But, I can transfer?
No.
Gee, no wonder nobody uses Babelfish.
philophobe
+0 -0
I love this so much.
I love this so much.
possums
+1 -0
ACHwood.
ACHwood.
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