jhunt
+6 -0
They should use this strip as a teaching tool during public school sex education classes.
They should use this strip as a teaching tool during public school sex education classes.
mortshire
+8 -0
that sigh just rolls off into the night.
that sigh just rolls off into the night.
ghostd
+19 -0
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Boning (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Boning (But Were Afraid to Ask)
lexsenthur
+1 -1
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Getting your Bone One (But Were Afraid to Ask) Revised Edition [Sorry guys I had to fire my stenographer]
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Getting your Bone One (But Were Afraid to Ask) Revised Edition [Sorry guys I had to fire my stenographer]
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Well, hiring your stenographer's sister obviously did not help your cause (i.e. Bone "On" not "One").
Well, hiring your stenographer's sister obviously did not help your cause (i.e. Bone "On" not "One").
rapid_roy
+3 -0
If I ever got this talk, my eyes would look just like LN's.
If I ever got this talk, my eyes would look just like LN's.
wharfrat
+4 -0
"you know how to put the jimmy onto your wee-wee?" a conversation that dread having with my uncle
"you know how to put the jimmy onto your wee-wee?" a conversation that dread having with my uncle
saurkraus
+1 -0
Be thankful that your uncle isn't a g-string wearing tomcat. Sorry to any americans out there that were offended by my use of the term 'g-string' in place of 'thong'.
Be thankful that your uncle isn't a g-string wearing tomcat. Sorry to any americans out there that were offended by my use of the term 'g-string' in place of 'thong'.
steerpike66
+0 -0
This would be less disturbing if I didn't think that Americans called the things you wear on your feet 'thongs': the things we call 'flip-flops'.
This would be less disturbing if I didn't think that Americans called the things you wear on your feet 'thongs': the things we call 'flip-flops'.
hipjiverobot
+0 -0
In America, if someone uses the word thong, it is assumed they are talking about the underwear unless they are speaking about a middle school dress code or something of the like.
In America, if someone uses the word thong, it is assumed they are talking about the underwear unless they are speaking about a middle school dress code or something of the like.
rowboat
+0 -0
I've never met an American who said "thong" in place of "flip-flop," and I know literally hundreds of them.
I've never met an American who said "thong" in place of "flip-flop," and I know literally hundreds of them.
farqussus
+0 -0
You're thinking of Australians. And they are thongs.
You're thinking of Australians. And they are thongs.
belgand
+2 -1
Technically there is a difference. The g-string is has far less material in the back, basically only a thin strand, while a thong has slightly more material.
Perhaps you need to consider getting more bones on.
Technically there is a difference. The g-string is has far less material in the back, basically only a thin strand, while a thong has slightly more material.
Perhaps you need to consider getting more bones on.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
but "jimmy" is slang for "penis", not "condom". how do you put a penis on your penis? [cue frot pr0n]
but "jimmy" is slang for "penis", not "condom". how do you put a penis on your penis? [cue frot pr0n]
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
Slang terms for frot include "cock rub," "bumping dicks," "knocking cocks," "tummy stix," "sword-fighting," "Oxford style," "Princeton rub," and "Ivy League rub."
Slang terms for frot include "cock rub," "bumping dicks," "knocking cocks," "tummy stix," "sword-fighting," "Oxford style," "Princeton rub," and "Ivy League rub."
spectre
+0 -0
Alt text: "never, don't hit it backpack-style"
Alt text: "never, don't hit it backpack-style"
spectre
+11 -1
At EIGHT, just EIGHT years old, my stepson knew the whole routine with condoms. He picked it up at CHURCH CAMP. Oohhhh SHHHHHIIIIIIIT!
At EIGHT, just EIGHT years old, my stepson knew the whole routine with condoms. He picked it up at CHURCH CAMP. Oohhhh SHHHHHIIIIIIIT!
wargasmic
+1 -1
Wait, what??
Wait, what??
choosebro
+0 -0
Who would you prefer teaching your LN about jimmy hats? Some preacher type, or a g-string wearing, legend of the bone like Mr Ray?
Who would you prefer teaching your LN about jimmy hats? Some preacher type, or a g-string wearing, legend of the bone like Mr Ray?
baryonyx
+5 -0
Most of the time, any convergence between the subjects of preacher types and jimmy hats is an ill-tiding.
Most of the time, any convergence between the subjects of preacher types and jimmy hats is an ill-tiding.
carlyle
+0 -0
But not all the time!
But not all the time!
rowboat
+0 -0
In which carlyle lets it be known that he loves to fuck priests.
In which carlyle lets it be known that he loves to fuck priests.
carlyle
+0 -0
Do you take umbrage?
Do you take umbrage?
rowboat
+0 -0
If that means "Are you rock hard now?" then yes, my son, I take much umbrage.
If that means "Are you rock hard now?" then yes, my son, I take much umbrage.
rowboat
+0 -0
(In which rowboat makes it exceedingly clear that he's only on assetbar to talk about his dick)
(In which rowboat makes it exceedingly clear that he's only on assetbar to talk about his dick)
carlyle
+0 -0
And what I masturbate to and when I finally did.
And what I masturbate to and when I finally did.
professoryes
+0 -0
Damn church camp. Robbing virginities since 1954.
Damn church camp. Robbing virginities since 1954.
tellumo
+0 -0
Why wasn't I a member of your church when I was growing up?
Why wasn't I a member of your church when I was growing up?
carlyle
+1 -1
I fucking hate kids today.
I fucking hate kids today.
zeroasalimit
+0 -1
How to put it on? What? Is there some sort of method, or something?
How to put it on? What? Is there some sort of method, or something?
professoryes
+0 -0
It's pretty self-explanatory until you see someone do it HORRIBLY wrong. Then you think, "O-kay, maybe a little education could work."
It's pretty self-explanatory until you see someone do it HORRIBLY wrong. Then you think, "O-kay, maybe a little education could work."
rowboat
+6 -0
Pinch that tip. No blow-ups.
Pinch that tip. No blow-ups.
lordhumungus
+0 -0
I had trouble breathing after reading "...you know how to put the jimmy onto your wee-wee, right?"
I had trouble breathing after reading "...you know how to put the jimmy onto your wee-wee, right?"
i_love_kate
+7 -0
Does that mean that you don't know how to put it on, resulting in it getting lodged in your throat?
Does that mean that you don't know how to put it on, resulting in it getting lodged in your throat?
aurorasbored
+1 -0
Hahhaa I remember the days when cologne was thought to be the only necessary element of sex. (Ah, the 70s)
Hahhaa I remember the days when cologne was thought to be the only necessary element of sex. (Ah, the 70s)
zeal
+9 -0
At 97, you probably remember the days when a good corset and the union jack were thought to be the only necessary elements of sex.
At 97, you probably remember the days when a good corset and the union jack were thought to be the only necessary elements of sex.
farqussus
+0 -0
and marriage
and marriage
cailetshadow
+2 -1
Because Uncle Ray will guide your hands for you if you need him to, son.
Because Uncle Ray will guide your hands for you if you need him to, son.
origotoshi
+0 -0
That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that...
That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that...
sharpdresseddan
+0 -0
leave it to Ray to call it a "wee wee"
leave it to Ray to call it a "wee wee"
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Bone with a capital B.
Bone with a capital B.
gouldgonewild
+0 -0
and that rhymes with P
and that rhymes with P
spaceandrew
+0 -0
The special strips that actually make me laugh out loud get fives. This one gets a five.
The special strips that actually make me laugh out loud get fives. This one gets a five.
load_blown
+0 -0
in the first cell little nephew is on the left and ray is on the right. in the next cell they are in exactly the same positions but they should be in the opposite positions, as they are turned 180 degrees from the first cell(assuming that they are facing the same direction in both cells)
in the first cell little nephew is on the left and ray is on the right. in the next cell they are in exactly the same positions but they should be in the opposite positions, as they are turned 180 degrees from the first cell(assuming that they are facing the same direction in both cells)
carlyle
+0 -0
God Ray, you just ruined everything in that last panel.
God Ray, you just ruined everything in that last panel.
Has anyone ever hit it backpack style? Is it as bad as Ray thinks?
Sounds like a Gerling song.
I do not like that band (except for "Who's Your Daddy", that shit was cool) but I understood the reference and chubbied you. I am experiencing conflicting emotions.
Come on man, the G-House Project is disco music! The deer in you has got to get through!
The antler has pierced my give-a-fuck-gland and I have none left for that band. It was an unfortunate accident.
Meanwhile I saw Pre-Shrunk (mind-blown) support them at The Metro in Sydney on a NYE and I'm sorry but they were beyond dreadful (i.e. not consistent with my tastes).
whatever happened to preshrunk? they kicked ass.
well i never saw gerling live and they were pretty production heavy so i believe they would struggle to translate it live. it irritated me that they followed the lat nineties trend of australian garage bands turning into production teams of varying abilities, but i liked enough of their stuff to let it slide. each to their own.
I saw the two bassists from the band do a Warwick Basses Christmas Party (or some such shit) on youtube and it was just as amazing as always (given, that was a few years ago now). As long as you don't buy their LPs no expectations will be deflated. The boys are in their forties now, one of them is a dance music "producer" called Hans Dirty. It's pretty dreadful last time I checked.
I'm telling you this a bit late I guess, but I thought you deserved to know. Backpack style rocks. Ray must have been on a bad streak when he tried it.