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Guest artist: Drew Weing Monday, March 31, 2003 • read strip Viewing 97 comments:

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by americanadiano, Shinkusan, freakscene, straw, tekende, Zefiel, Chetyre, lamboyster, greatwhitehope7, biomusicologist, Xenoterranos, symbolsoup, FVVS, fakead, stanshall, Erutangis, riotdejaneiro, heccibiggs, Dusty, Overmedicated, pwb, NeoNaoNeo, Vice, envika, mashisoyo, rudegrrl, wittyname, jake11, onegoodmonkey, siliconslick, GeyserShitdick, StagnantDisplay, Bex, headphones, rowboat, anticitizen, GMM, bug, Spenham, Courtland, Jhunter, Kleptonis, Jetbunny, RedMange, gussiejives, antecen, hellsfruition, Howard, NDCaesar, Conn, Paco, dickie_roxx, fancypants, tommycrashwreck, Johnnyrocker, Sweetlips, s1rnight, hellaurie, DHCJohn, atticusonline, Sleaw, Mnemon, Kennisiou, mikerotch6, ih8jonmayr, gethen, mustconcentrate, CanusDivinus, Baryonyx, mira, Troy_Convers, luckypyjamas, fakedaisies, mighty_pit, aHatOfPig, Breadcrab, LaserBlade, cashprizes, RogueCheddar, ravindra108, mugi, aide, Caeristhiona, nutmeg, oniasyria, TheSoulBear, Wulvaine, FinnS, rodneystubbs, brotherbrian, Badgerus, dukeofvandals, Xaxx, scraggg, Doc_Rostov, hausea, littlefatdog, yingkaixing, dropkickpikachu, vucubcaquix, holly_golightly, stoned_lightning, greyfield, swatson, tovarich, saucy_jack, Mastronaut, elmobeacon, ofdaffodils, morbo, tragicone, afvbs, kestral, flynn)

YOU ARE THE PAT REYNOLDS

A comment left by minortough was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by wishlish, Friedbeefcake, rustmouth)

It won't let me either. I can never lame again. =(

YOU ARE. YOU SO ARE. I COMPLETELY SEE IT NOW.

That works so well in Frye's voice.

GOD DAMN

GOD DAMN COMPUTER MOUSE

I MEANT TO GIVE THAT A LAME.

jesus asherdan now i feel bad for trying to go to bat for you a few strips back what a dick

Everyone who ever stands up for him does, eventually.

I still don't see what's so bad. This strip is pretty hilarious, in a different way from normal Achewood strips. Sure, I like the characters too, but it seems to me that getting attached to them to the point where you're hostile to real people who think otherwise crosses into creepy slash fiction territory.

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, Rhadamanthus, riotdejaneiro, Cypher, goro, Feralig8tr, fancypants, atticusonline, mustconcentrate, CanusDivinus, Afkpuz, usversusthem, Valorgigo)

(I'm pretty sure your reputation amplified the statement into an expression of how much you love seeing Philippe beaten simply for the sake of seeing Philippe beaten, humorous contexts aside.)

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, mercuri0us, goro, tragicone, afvbs)

you're BACK?

i thought you DIED, man!

Thought? Hoped.

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by jettisoned, usversusthem, Milo, tragicone)

I'm kinda surprised your strip count is down 500. I figured you'd be more obsessive.

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, mashisoyo, Cypher, mercuri0us, fakedaisies, usversusthem, PoodleLucy)

Thanks. Incidentally, there's a question that's been bugging me, and while I've got your ear...where on earth is your avatar from?

That would be the webcomic "A Miracle of Science." I know better than to attempt any sort of linkage, but its a First Coil Google-fu search. If that.

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by fakedaisies, usversusthem, Milo)

Could be, but I don't actively follow your exploits on the whole internet.

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by mashisoyo, Cypher, mercuri0us, Gumfish, fakedaisies, sncether, usversusthem)

Huh. I always thought the super-lameroo-athon that you were slathered with would have seriously limited your posting ability. haven't been here in a while though, so I guess you've built them up.

Would love to hear your thoughts on AIU.

Speaking from personal experience... posting limitations CAN go hand in hand with extreme lame-fests, but they're only temporary at best.
I was limited to one post per day for a while... but now I'm back to unlimited postings (and yet I cannot lame other comments any more... at all). Chances are it was the same with Asher.

these knives?

[IMGS OFF]
I don't know better.

Although this comic is the one with the link to the icon: https://project-apollo.net/mos/mos109.html

Would you believe I read 109 pages of this shite? I mean, some people call QC bad, but at least the art is consistently decent, the writing mostly avoids utter cliche, and Jeph Jacques performs both functions himself. MOS is just skanky. Although I concede that it's a sorta neat icon.

I have found it very amusing to read two fairly intelligent yet highly irritable people argue on the internet about who's the bigger ass, and then politely conceded each other points along the way.

You're both the Samurai of Grump.

*concede

That too, is what makes Achewood A Special place.

I couldn't face more than a few pages.

Another connection: one of the creators of MOS uses a poorly-drawn anuimu avatar of a screaming guy with glasses. The same face is seen in Web Comics ruin the party

Its over! Our troll is Dr.Manflesh now and we're happier than we ever were with you. Walk away, don't make this harder than it has to be. You thought it was a love hate relationship, but we never loved you, and the hate was all real. Sometimes you just have to move on. Maybe you could find a nice 4chan forum?

Dr Manflesh is love.

i love you asherdan. love to hate you, just like everybody else. nothing makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl harder than seeing your name followed by a million and two lames. you, retardo, and dr. manflesh should get in a "who can get the most lames" contest

But Dr. Manflesh actually puts efforts into his trolls. Retardo doesn't, and that sucks, but Asherdan puts no effort, then brags about how that means he totally has a life and is special because he tries to attract lames with all his little heart but isn't, you know, trying.

A better "best troll" indication, at least the context of a humor board, is the guy who got the most ratings, period, chubbies and lames combines.

It's neat to read an argument where all the hand made little bricks crumble away to pebbles as it progresses.

Leaves nothing but dust to sneeze at.

You are one of the most entertaining posters on this forum.

people who attack trolls outside of their trolling are no less trolls themselves.

Only Asherdan comment without a lame? Only time will tell.

(Now that I've pointed this out, who knows how long it will last though...)

Screw you, asherdan! Fuck you!

Well, congratulations, Asherdan. From early on, I set my lame limit to a nice big, round number: 100. That was enough to see every comment... until this. You have officially won.

Y'know what's funny about that?

It wasn't any kind of shit-stirring comment, I was just playing along with the context of the strip.

Well, like you couldn't see that result coming :P

You're alive though, I'm surprised. I think this is the first post of yours I've seen that isn't 1 years ago. Though I don't exactly check dates on every comment I see, so I could have not noticed that some were recent.

Great art on this one too, faithful to the characters but in a totally different style.

Damn you Drew Weing.

Phillipe's mother is a saint you hear me?
A saint

Not when she is so nude

But off-camera...

I bet he took her out for a nice seafood dinner and then NEVER CALLED HER AGAIN.

I love how Beef is wearing aviators and talking on a cell phone.

A comment left by darthemed was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, equinn2006, J-Man)

Ignore that, my eyes suck.

It is beef. Check the ears.

{and so on}

I disagree, I believe that that is Beef.

I dunno, I think that maybe it is Beef.

God! It's Beef! You guys are such idiots!

Are you sure? I think it's Beef.

Judges? ...Yes, yes they're saying it is Roast Beef.

it is RACKED up like a DEUCE, another ROLLER in the night!

For years I always heard "wrapped up like a douche somethin somethin in the night"

So has THE REST OF THE WORLD

Thank God he cleared that up! And me now, with 40% hearing loss, likely 35% of it from that ONE SONG ALONE!

That song does get insanely loud. It starts out all quiet at the beginning, but if you're fool enough to turn up the volume, it immediately proceeds to destroy your ears.

I don't know, looks like a 'Cassandra' to me.

booooo.

yeah, everyone knows it..
but they know not to say it.

It'd be great if instead of a belt Philippes mom was beating him with an instruction manual for a drum machine.

the belt makes it hella dark.

Phillipe is bleeding on it.

oh jeez. oh man that is the saddest thing, but i am laughing so hard at it.

Hahahaha tell me about it.

I wish i could chubby this a thousand times

I found a way and now I walk in flowers

I kinda wish the belt said, "Here comes a special boy!"

Or "there goes a special boy".

Awww I feel bad about what I just said.

oh my god I am normally not that big on such rough chuckles but that made me burst out laughing.

Chubbied for perfect use of the term 'rough chuckles'. Lux did make a great joke there.

the belt and the awesome POV. props to drew for this awesome behind the scenes look into the darkside of achewood production

oh YES. great art. super funny.

Dang is right. Dang.

A comment left by blackash was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by korukyu, MrJames, nutmeg)

Don't you mean... getting raped by a cactus?

A comment left by rowboat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Lolsworth, Sionar, professorhazard, woodenteeth, Wulvaine)

This is the only Philippe comic I can't give a 5 to.

...not achewood. :(

I dunno how I feel about guest artists portraying characters that we've never seen before.

I'm guessing you mean Philippe's mother? Because we have totally seen her before. I don't even know if that's her earliest appearance.

Nobody should be a cock to a five-year-old. Ever.

This one just disturbed me. Some things are just not fair game with Philippe.

Yeah, i said pro. I liked it. Anything with Joan Crawfordian parenting is my bag.

"I told you! No wire hangers, ever!"

A great premise that should be hard to fuck up. Like fucking up a soup sandwich. But he did. He did fuck it up.

The last panel made me way too uncomfortable to give this anything higher than a 3.

This is the most fantastic thing.

Dang, little Phil's from some circumstances too....

Don't worry Philippe's Mom, he will never grow up and hit puberty. He is five.

Motherfuck does this get me mad.

Does it make me a horrible person that this is one of my favourite strips?