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DEAD MEN GO COMMANDO Friday, April 29, 2005 • read strip Viewing 41 comments:

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He did invent a weird nickname for someone he doesn't even like, though.

Yes. His gratuitous use of the apostrophe is uncouth. I haven't personally 'lamed' him once, but every time I see "'Stad" I frown.

Seconded. I will not 'lame' someone for sounding smug or pretentious, but there is no love. No love a'tall.

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Damn man these chubbies for soticoto are just getting stupid. Leave them for when he satirizes the community's critics for humorous effect.

Damn man these comments for Achewood are just getting stupid. Leave them for when you can apply the comedy rule of threes.

Damn man these good appeals to reason are just getting stupid. Leave them for when you can throttle me with your bare hands for being a dumbass.

[IMGS OFF]

I hardly laugh loudly at my job.
Thank you. Thank you

He dissed T's hog. Come on, Asherdan, say nice stuff about T's dick!

I rated it a '5' for gratuitious angel butt.

Reminiscent of Monty Python animations, no?

"Angel Butt" sounds like a poor attempt at a romantic nickname.

flut!

That is what it sounds like when an angel moons you.

T didn't die of shame, shame came after death.

FLUT

I must say that "FLUT" is probably my favorite onomatopoeia ever.

If you ever read this again in the future after reading more achewood you are probably disagreeing with yourself.

koodge!!

I must say, I still really like "FLUT".

How 'bout " SPLUT SPLUT? "

splut splut splut splut splut splut

splut

(totally failed to work last time)

Personally I'm a big fan of "press".

I had to think about that for a minute, but now I remember it. Like it was yesterday. Yes.

I am also a large fan of "press". There's a type of button that has kind of a large thick rubber cover (usually used in environments where moisture is present, such as spas and saunas) and when you push those buttons there is usually a slight air-escapaing noise combined with the rubber tacking to the surface that results in a sound very much near "press" as onomatopoeia... I must find one of these buttons to demonstrate this particular sound.

Also this .

Thanks for getting what I was talking about.

My personal favorite is splup .

It's from "Lewellyn Ash, Baby," which I'm too afraid to attempt to link.

What about "pote?"

Mine is 'florch', which is a Gilbert Shelton creation, as far as I know.

its totally the stuff that 'Ghost' left out

Euphoria! White light!

Psych!

I really enjoy that the text cuts off Teodor's head.

How em-bear-assing.
thank you very much, goodnight!

That hurts like a Grolsch cap in the throat.

Today's Blogs

Ray: Gettin' back into the advice game.
Onstad: I think I might buy a Honda Civic.

What is perhaps most amazing is that T at first hits the top of the panel, rather than the actual ceiling, leading to the THUD outside the comic.

Somewhere that Understanding Comics dude is smiling.