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Tha Snazzle / Burger King Chat Room Thursday, February 10, 2005 • read strip Viewing 90 comments:

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No way, asherdan is totally ruining nerds' lives.

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my favorite panel

also pizza

i have a pizza


is...is that right? This is my first time using pizza as a possible genitalia metaphor.

See a doctor. He'll prescribe some antibiotics that will clear that right up.

next time i feel like trolling a website i'm signing up as tha_snazzle and only typing "i have had whoper"

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No.

FUCK no.

The little dude is ruinous.

He is blood of the dude who has got no mercy

Watching Little Nephew brag about his ruinous abilities almost made me think trolling was a talent, and kinda cool. Almost.

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hmm now that is weird why did my comment go away? I guess I'll post it again. people need to understand about Message Board History.

Onstad nails this one SO HARD.

the dreaded onion offense

so bad it will make your eyes water....ZING! :\

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Fucking brilliant. I love the name AerosTwiceChastened.

...53

right right

Methinks you need to learn a thing or two about ALT 146, as well.

Did I just receive a goddamn onion offence on the achewood boards?

:)

...TM

I laughed precisely how this looks: "EHEHEHEHEH"

You laughed like a Canadian?

That is hella raw dude, fingering onions.

It's just the sort of name a guy that Voluntarily moderates a Burger King chatroom would have.

Is there actually a Burger King Chatroom?

It's ÆrosTwiceChastened53.

They are both playing a game with different rules, and in their own minds they both won.

This is the kind of comment I like, because it makes me think about the comic differently.

Chess and Whack-a-mole%u2122

dangit

(apparently BBcode doesn't recognize the escape key sequence for tm symbols)


As we can see here, Vlad is just being modest in the third panel.

The potty runs out of the body.

My comment here was going to be "who could devote this much time to talking about Burger King?" However, I took a hard look at exactly what I was doing at this exact moment, and I got really sad for a second.

In all of our defenses, however, this IS more engrossing than the Burger King Menu.

Back me up, anyone.

Yes.

I love it when Onstad starts laying a smackdown on Internet people.

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brilliant use of apostrophe on onstad's part.

Or, y'know, on 'Stad's part.

#define "internet gay"

i never had and angus yet
you

ÆrosTwiceChastened is my new screen name.

There is no Burger King chatroom, I've looked, I have suggestions.

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You have been kicked from #sparta by @Leonidas (This! Is! #SPARTA!)

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Even though that's Vlad?

Oh, no he ditint!!

vlad doesn't look impressed really

His face is made of metal. Does he ever look impressed?

this is a good point.

i was also referring to the fact that he has been way more successful fucking with people on chatrooms than little nephew could ever be

You know, this particular strip is actually pretty tragic and depressing.

Little Nephew is clearly delusional. He is not ruining nerds' lives. Their lives are already ruined; he's just playing in the wreckage. He's just all adolescent bluster and stupidity.

And of course, the passive-aggressive rod-up-their-ass weirdly-obsessive-about-a-particular-aspect-of-cultural-minutiae nerd just has the most pointless asocial existence.

It's like Myspace VS Wikipedia. Nobody wins.

So which is more pathetic? The minutiae-obsessed losers who populate boards like that or the assholes who thinks it makes them cool to pick on the losers?

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They're really just insecure.

Seriously, this is like the biggest lie ever told to children. Bullies aren't insecure. They're just kids who realised they could make other kids laugh by being mean to certain weaker kids, and had no scruples about doing so.

Bullies aren't insecure. Bullies are just plain old regular bastards.

Anyway, let's talk royalty structures.

the most pathetic are those that suffer from both maladies. the cocky [insert topic]-nerds.

The other 52 ÆrosTwiceChasteneds did not appreciate this newbie becoming a moderator.

The other explanation for the number is that it's the year of his birth.

Which is possibly the saddest thing.

I gave this strip a 5, but it seemed kind of strange. After all, this is the Achewood Comic Chat Zone

Man oh man is %u0152C53's dialogue is reminiscent of Smarterchild...

Smarterchild was a Rogerian psychologist.

Every time that moderator spoke, I literally almost threw up.

Fuck, man, I barfed! I barfed because I read your words!

i'd always get ip banned for looking for nudez in various family-themed channels (ie /msg-ing everybody with 'list')
i was a little fucked up in my early teens...

When I was like twelve I'd go into chatrooms and bait people into attempting to "cyber" with me by saying I was hot and secksy and eighteen, then when someone opened up a private chat with me and started trying to e-get it on, I'd go "SICKO I'M TWELVE YEARS OLD!!!!!"

Man what the fuck was wrong with me.

I still do this, only the other way around.

I am disturbed that anyone would thoughtfully finger something in BK chat.

Man, I love how Vlad disguises his veteran status by saying "I haf only basic experience." Classic.

The longer Little Nephew uses the computer, the more he looks like Roast Beef.

good shit, LN. good shit.

LN would fuck the happiness outta the clown assed posters on this site. yep. fo' shizzle.

How do you know that a clown's ass is bad?

WHY FIND OUT

Also, desert_donkey, I think the point is more that this isn't good shit. LN is really not very good at trolling at all (certainly not ruinous). He just picks chatrooms run by mods who are so tragically neurotic that you can piss them off by saying anything other than 'Burger King is IMHO the best place to eat food :-D'.

Whereas Vlad, who haf only basic experience, actually managed to set up an entire white supremacist forum on Pat's sandwich-shop message board, and has forgotten more about trolling than LN will ever know.

If this is in fact what you meant, and you were being ironic, I apologise for the clownishness of my ass, and will gladly fall on my own lame button.

I just now noticed that both those special characters get used.

Also, god damn maybe this is my favorite favorite.

I like how it seems like there's no one in the chat room except LN and the mod.

fish in a barrel.

If he weren't a health freak, I could almost believe that (whateverthatis)2C53 is Pat