zem
+0 -0
Philippe is pretty well established here
Philippe is pretty well established here
ambala
+1 -0
I would like to give Phillipe a pony.
I would like to give Phillipe a pony.
saint
+40 -1
that is a lie the naked girl on my screen cannot be a good person because of what she is doing to the other naked girl.
that is a lie the naked girl on my screen cannot be a good person because of what she is doing to the other naked girl.
ralgnar
+15 -0
She's not exactly hiding, either.
She's not exactly hiding, either.
spectre
+0 -0
A comment left by spectre was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, riotdejaneiro, Manxome, dismas, goocifer, hcaz, Magreaux_Dogg, scraggg, TheQuietYou)
A comment left by spectre was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, riotdejaneiro, Manxome, dismas, goocifer, hcaz, Magreaux_Dogg, scraggg, TheQuietYou)
killerlimpet
+10 -0
okay.
okay.
bassguitarbill
+6 -0
You mean that naked girl that I...
BONED?
You mean that naked girl that I...
BONED?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i doubt she'd be into that.
i doubt she'd be into that.
sargasm
+1 -0
Lie Bot does something good for once! It must have been unintentional.
Lie Bot does something good for once! It must have been unintentional.
rowboat
+0 -0
LIE BOT LIES TO MAKE GOOD.
LIE BOT LIES TO MAKE GOOD.
redjoker
+5 -0
lie bot doesnt lie for the sake of trivial matters like good or evil. he lies to uphold the purity of lying.
lie bot doesnt lie for the sake of trivial matters like good or evil. he lies to uphold the purity of lying.
rational
+1 -0
I disagree. Lie Bot's absolution of technology may have contributed to a certain close call involving Philippe, a computer, and a bad bad man .
I disagree. Lie Bot's absolution of technology may have contributed to a certain close call involving Philippe, a computer, and a bad bad man .
gouldgonewild
+0 -0
I disagree again. Someone else said it, and I must reiterate. Liebot lies for the sake of lying, he is morally ambiguous and apathetic
I disagree again. Someone else said it, and I must reiterate. Liebot lies for the sake of lying, he is morally ambiguous and apathetic
tombsgrave
+2 -0
I STILL have dreams like this.
I STILL have dreams like this.
max
+1 -0
This is one of the better things about computers.
This is one of the better things about computers.
patkun
+3 -0
I love the way that Phillipe reacts to the this idea not with alarm, but with a deep sense of sadness (panel 3)
I love the way that Phillipe reacts to the this idea not with alarm, but with a deep sense of sadness (panel 3)
joeyramoney
+0 -0
i love phillipes' expression when he gets the news. he doesn't look alarmed or fearful, but rather disappointed, as if he just learned the truth about the tooth fairy.
i love phillipes' expression when he gets the news. he doesn't look alarmed or fearful, but rather disappointed, as if he just learned the truth about the tooth fairy.
joeyramoney
+3 -0
i apologize to patkun for not reading all of the comments before adding this one and thus looking like an ass.
i apologize to patkun for not reading all of the comments before adding this one and thus looking like an ass.
molesticide
+4 -0
honestly i don't support the concept of forum-based social contrivance. like should you scoop toward or away when you get to the bottom of the soup bowl, WHO GIVES A SHIT. so two people said the same thing, nearly at once. achewood attracts a certain kind of readership, and there aren't as many of us as there are dilbert fans. it's bound to happen; let it be an awkward chuckle, i don't think it's necessary to mention it.
yeah, i'm PROUD of being an asshole.
honestly i don't support the concept of forum-based social contrivance. like should you scoop toward or away when you get to the bottom of the soup bowl, WHO GIVES A SHIT. so two people said the same thing, nearly at once. achewood attracts a certain kind of readership, and there aren't as many of us as there are dilbert fans. it's bound to happen; let it be an awkward chuckle, i don't think it's necessary to mention it.
yeah, i'm PROUD of being an asshole.
hamscout
+6 -0
truly I do not get behind the idea of thread-founded community creation.
it is to debate whether to wipe back-to-front or vice versa, WHO F-ING CARES? chance brought two souls together to trip upon the same thought, well-nigh simultaneously. achewood captivates a unique audience, though attendance may fall short of the champions of engineering humorists. Happenstance will have it's way; let us gaze bemused on the occurrence, i don't think we needs must acknowledge it...
...oh fuck, while I was typing that, he... oh shiiiiiiiit!
truly I do not get behind the idea of thread-founded community creation.
it is to debate whether to wipe back-to-front or vice versa, WHO F-ING CARES? chance brought two souls together to trip upon the same thought, well-nigh simultaneously. achewood captivates a unique audience, though attendance may fall short of the champions of engineering humorists. Happenstance will have it's way; let us gaze bemused on the occurrence, i don't think we needs must acknowledge it...
...oh fuck, while I was typing that, he... oh shiiiiiiiit!
brzbee
+1 -0
I believe this is the first of Philippe's bizzare childish fanasies. Love it.
I believe this is the first of Philippe's bizzare childish fanasies. Love it.
shoinan
+1 -0
Columbo hides in an Amiga 500.
Columbo hides in an Amiga 500.
epicurus
+1 -0
God do I ever love Columbo.
That is all.
God do I ever love Columbo.
That is all.
redjoker
+0 -0
Just one more thing...
Just one more thing...
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Now I'm hearing Liebot in Columbo's voice, which is terrifying. Columbo would never lie.
Now I'm hearing Liebot in Columbo's voice, which is terrifying. Columbo would never lie.
epicurus
+0 -0
Oh no sir. I wouldn't lie to you. It's just... these little things, sir. Little ... details. They bother me. Like for instance you heard the shot at 8:30, and then you ran outside and got in your car and drove down here to the guard house by 8:32. Now what I can't figure is how you had time to lace those boots of yours, sir - I tried 'em, it never took me less than two minutes! Of course I'm all thumbs, I'm always dropping things around the house - my wife always says that if I had to work with my hands fora living I'd - oh what's that sir? Oh, you didn't lace them up.
Oh yeah, of course. Didn't lace 'em. Well there you have it. Well, I'll be in touch if you need me.
Oh, and just one more thing sir...
Oh no sir. I wouldn't lie to you. It's just... these little things, sir. Little ... details. They bother me. Like for instance you heard the shot at 8:30, and then you ran outside and got in your car and drove down here to the guard house by 8:32. Now what I can't figure is how you had time to lace those boots of yours, sir - I tried 'em, it never took me less than two minutes! Of course I'm all thumbs, I'm always dropping things around the house - my wife always says that if I had to work with my hands fora living I'd - oh what's that sir? Oh, you didn't lace them up.
Oh yeah, of course. Didn't lace 'em. Well there you have it. Well, I'll be in touch if you need me.
Oh, and just one more thing sir...
agentj
+1 -0
This makes me think of a nintendo Super Magnum World game. Ferrari that eats/lays eggs and all.
This makes me think of a nintendo Super Magnum World game. Ferrari that eats/lays eggs and all.
deusoma
+0 -0
Sweet mother of God why wasn't this made?
Sweet mother of God why wasn't this made?
gmm
+1 -0
Well that is basically the worst lie you could ever tell a kid with an internet connection
Well that is basically the worst lie you could ever tell a kid with an internet connection
tom-ba
+0 -0
Yes, that is the genius of Lie Bot.
Yes, that is the genius of Lie Bot.
cjsalt
+3 -0
THESE KNIVES
THESE KNIVES
woodenteeth
+0 -0
THESE KNIVES
THESE KNIVES
epicurus
+2 -0
No.
No.
woodenteeth
+1 -0
Good call.
Good call.
smaconi
+0 -0
Tom Selleck = automatic 5.
Tom Selleck = automatic 5.
Before he was a PI, Magnum raised ponies.
and lived in the Middle Ages or Hyrule.
Rockford had a unicorn.
Colombo had a Pegasus he consulted on particularly difficult cases.
When I was a little girl in Poland, everyone had ponies!
Pony Investigator.
You really have to be able to hear Tom Selleck's voice saying the words. It makes it so much better.
Magnum, Pony Incubator