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Date Strips Assetbar Blogs
10/01/01 Philippe is standing on it Assetbar
10/02/01 Téodor's birthday presents Assetbar
10/03/01 The new catalog has arrived Assetbar
10/04/01 Who ate my 'shrooms? Assetbar
10/05/01 A call to Modemtown Assetbar
10/08/01 Someone is at the door Assetbar
10/09/01 Achewood ca. 1902 Assetbar
10/10/01 Bedtime Assetbar
10/11/01 Philippe has a Walkman Assetbar
10/12/01 Lie Bot Assetbar
10/15/01 Philippe's mouth Assetbar
10/16/01 The backyard gig Assetbar
10/17/01 Téodor in the chat room Assetbar
10/18/01 Guest-starring Lyle Assetbar
10/19/01 That's how the Internet works Assetbar
10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test Assetbar
10/23/01 A Curious Therapy Assetbar
10/24/01 Lie Bot redux - Assetbar
10/25/01 The miniature golf hole Assetbar
10/26/01 A discussion on AIDS Assetbar
10/29/01 The Web Designer Assetbar
10/30/01 Lie Bot's Shoes Assetbar
10/31/01 Halloween Assetbar
11/01/01 A question of female anatomy Assetbar
11/02/01 Sick in bed all day Assetbar
11/05/01 Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing Assetbar
11/06/01 Ordering a pizza Assetbar
11/07/01 Orange creamsicle alcohol drink Assetbar
11/08/01 Poker Assetbar
11/09/01 Antiques Road Show Assetbar
11/12/01 The Humans Show Assetbar
11/13/01 He is strange in his sleep Assetbar
11/14/01 Todd the Squirrel Assetbar
11/15/01 International relations primer Assetbar
11/16/01 Téodor has met a girl! Assetbar
11/19/01 Scrabble Assetbar
11/20/01 Todd the Squirrel: Prayers Assetbar
11/21/01 Todd's new van Assetbar
11/22/01 A terrible Thanksgiving Assetbar
11/23/01 Closure Assetbar
11/26/01 Three's company Assetbar
11/27/01 Replacement Characters Assetbar
11/28/01 Kisses Assetbar
11/29/01 Penny_in_a_fountain Assetbar
11/30/01 Starting the old car Assetbar
12/03/01 I'm deformed Assetbar
12/04/01 Silk Robe Assetbar
12/05/01 A change of operating systems Assetbar
12/06/01 Todd; open mic nite Assetbar
12/07/01 Cutlery ads; bourbon Assetbar
12/10/01 Bloopers and outtakes Assetbar
12/11/01 Dreams of good people Assetbar
12/12/01 I am too drunk to drive Assetbar
12/13/01 Gearbox Symphony Assetbar
12/14/01 An issue of cussing Assetbar
12/17/01 Mousse/She's getting closer Assetbar
12/18/01 A dangerously good haircut Assetbar
12/19/01 Waiting for Penny Assetbar
12/20/01 Lyle's pensive morning moment Assetbar
12/21/01 YOUR  OLD  FRIEND  BLISTER Assetbar
12/24/01 The Afterlife Assetbar
12/25/01 Merry Christmas With Teodor Assetbar
12/26/01 The unfinished strip Assetbar
12/27/01 Belated Christmas strip Assetbar
12/28/01 Old home movies Assetbar
12/31/01 New Years' Eve with Mr. Bear Assetbar
01/02/02 I Love My Fat Son Assetbar
01/03/02 There is a snake in the yard Assetbar
01/04/02 Hand-held fan Assetbar
01/07/02 We attempt a knock-knock joke! Assetbar
01/08/02 Kung Foo Assetbar
01/09/02 Van Practice Assetbar
01/10/02 The dirtiest dudes in town Assetbar
01/11/02 Chillin' by the window Assetbar
01/14/02 Dirty-talk montage Assetbar
01/15/02 At Ray's crib Assetbar
01/16/02 Ketel One Assetbar
01/17/02 Téodor's dream Assetbar
01/18/02 Cutting Room Floor #1 Assetbar
01/21/02 Mr. Smuckles is missing Assetbar
01/22/02 Brain practice Assetbar
01/23/02 The terrible fear Assetbar
01/24/02 Man, it was a only vasectomy Assetbar
01/25/02 Hey, you're the best! Assetbar
01/28/02 We're into education now. Assetbar
01/29/02 Philippe's mom phones Assetbar
01/30/02 Political cartoonists are all hacks Assetbar
01/31/02 Ray's problem in the kitchen Assetbar
02/01/02 Todd's natural enemy Assetbar
02/04/02 french fry Assetbar
02/05/02 french fry - big dreams Assetbar
02/06/02 french fry - more dreams Assetbar
02/07/02 french fry - new pants Assetbar
02/08/02 french fry - aid Assetbar
02/11/02 Color Monday! Assetbar
02/12/02 Ordering pizza in English Assetbar
02/13/02 Pork Chops Assetbar
02/14/02 Today was a re-run. Assetbar
02/15/02 An ad Assetbar
02/19/02 Lie Bot: Civic Infrastructure Assetbar
02/20/02 eBay shopper: Let's Slam! Assetbar
02/21/02 Neatest person in Heaven Assetbar
02/22/02 Who will yell at God Assetbar
02/25/02 Lie Bot in the garage Assetbar
02/26/02 ...Boned? Assetbar
02/27/02 Pat is mad with Ray Assetbar
02/28/02 Lyle is not impressed with Todd's saxophone music Assetbar
03/01/02 Tina's Birthday Assetbar
03/04/02 Todd's theft from Ray Assetbar
03/05/02 A glimpse inside Ray's Place Assetbar
03/06/02 A fee! Assetbar
03/07/02 Todd's theft / the baby clothes Assetbar
03/08/02 Hell Yes I'm telling you about some Latin shit! Assetbar
03/11/02 Is it a lie? Or is it an ass? Assetbar
03/12/02 The Party: Day I Assetbar
03/13/02 The Party: Day II Assetbar
03/14/02 The Party: Day III Assetbar
03/15/02 The Party: Day IV Assetbar
03/18/02 The Party: Day V Assetbar
03/19/02 The Party: Day VI Assetbar
03/20/02 The Party: Day VII Assetbar
03/21/02 The Party: Day VIII Assetbar
03/22/02 The Party: Day IX Assetbar
03/25/02 The Party: Day X Assetbar
03/26/02 The Party: Day XI Assetbar
03/27/02 The Party: Day XII: Names Assetbar
03/28/02 The Party: Day XIII: Dancing Assetbar
03/29/02 The Party: Day XIV: Lie Bot's Friends Assetbar
04/01/02 The Party: Day XV Assetbar
04/02/02 The Party: Day XVI: Vlad Assetbar
04/03/02 The Party: Day XVII: Hope Springs Eternal Assetbar
04/04/02 The Party: Day XVIII: Little Nephew Assetbar
04/05/02 The Party: Day XIX: Chucklebot News Assetbar
04/08/02 The Party: Day XX: man-to-man Assetbar
04/09/02 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head Assetbar
04/10/02 The Party: Day XXII: No is Philippe. Is Vlad. Assetbar
04/11/02 Until you are SO nude Assetbar
04/12/02 The Party: Day XXIV: Blood Beagle Assetbar
04/15/02 The Party: Day XXV: Todd is Faded Assetbar
04/16/02 The Party: Day XXVI: Closing up Assetbar
04/17/02 NO MORE PARTY NOW ONLY HANGOVER Assetbar
04/18/02 Yelling at Ray Assetbar
04/19/02 Tapes from Philippe's Mom Assetbar
04/22/02 Roast Beef's Birthday Assetbar
04/23/02 Kicking the Basketball Assetbar
04/24/02 Ray and the Motorcycle Assetbar
04/25/02 En Espanol Assetbar
04/26/02 Auf Deutsch Assetbar
04/29/02 Todd's License Plate Frame Assetbar
05/01/02 Shove it! Assetbar
05/02/02 A Lie Bot strip Assetbar
05/03/02 Chatting with a friend Assetbar
05/06/02 Sports News Assetbar
05/07/02 Breakfast in Bed Assetbar
05/08/02 Computer Programming Assetbar
05/09/02 The Startup Company: Day II Assetbar
05/10/02 The Startup Company: cold-calls Assetbar
05/13/02 The GUI Assetbar
05/14/02 Ray as the unwitting QA director Assetbar
05/15/02 Workplace tendencies Assetbar
05/16/02 Porno Assetbar
05/17/02 No Porno! Wait. Some Porno. Assetbar
05/20/02 In Debt Assetbar
05/21/02 Only one way out... Assetbar
05/22/02 Who the hell is that Assetbar
05/23/02 We'll answer that question tomorrow Assetbar
05/28/02 Lyle's new video game Assetbar
05/29/02 The Making Of Assetbar
05/30/02 If I Owned a Bottle Assetbar
05/31/02 Follow Me Assetbar
06/03/02 Your teeth seem sharp Assetbar
06/04/02 Pat's Hat Assetbar
06/05/02 EVERYONE HAT Assetbar
06/06/02 Bad Chimichangas Assetbar
06/07/02 Hat week draws to a close Assetbar
06/10/02 Philippe's New Shoes Assetbar
06/11/02 Roast Beef is Handsome Assetbar
06/12/02 Many Opinions on Water Assetbar
06/13/02 Geometry Assetbar
06/14/02 Birthday party for Onstad Assetbar
06/17/02 Ray's Brew Pub Assetbar
06/20/02 The Rocket Ship Assetbar
06/21/02 Approaching Moon Assetbar
06/24/02 Approaching Moon even closer Assetbar
06/25/02 Roast Beef on the Moon Assetbar
06/26/02 Roast Beef Sometimes Assetbar
06/27/02 Ray's Soliloquy Assetbar
06/28/02 A simple question of rad Assetbar
07/08/02 Deep Space Transmission Assetbar
07/09/02 Maybe this scheme? Assetbar
07/10/02 Sandwich Humour Assetbar
07/11/02 I saw your junk and liked it Assetbar
07/12/02 Re-install the app in Safe Mode Assetbar
07/15/02 Book Week Begins! Assetbar
07/17/02 Two strips today! Both with Vlad. Assetbar
07/18/02 Variation on a special theme Assetbar
07/22/02 Book Week Continues! Assetbar
07/23/02 Now what's with all this Billy Idol Assetbar
07/24/02 You can't just call it a bicycle Assetbar
07/26/02 DID YOU THINK I'D STOP AT "RAD CHILIES?" Assetbar
07/29/02 Meeting Tina Assetbar
08/01/02 There Is Always Something There/It's My Mom Assetbar
08/02/02 Thick As A Brick Assetbar
08/05/02 Cussing redux Assetbar
08/06/02 College # Assetbar
08/07/02 I actually got one of these between some pancakes once Assetbar
08/08/02 Someone at the door II Assetbar
08/09/02 Letters from the Earth Assetbar
08/12/02 The Self-Dramatic Otter Assetbar
08/13/02 More Frenchin' Assetbar
08/14/02 Philippe's Nightmare Night Assetbar
08/15/02 Wakin' up with Chucklebot Assetbar
08/16/02 cyber punk Assetbar
08/19/02 I am wissin' Assetbar
08/20/02 The "Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk" Guidebook Series Assetbar
08/21/02 Captain Beefheart Flashes Back Assetbar
08/22/02 Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk day II Assetbar
08/23/02 Really stepping in shit with the Guidebook Assetbar
09/09/02 We lookin' at hella porno Assetbar
09/10/02 The Materials We Discussed Assetbar
09/11/02 You just gonna lie to me Assetbar
09/12/02 Cheers Assetbar
09/13/02 Beef gets bent Assetbar
09/16/02 Gunshy Assetbar
09/17/02 Out of the O.R. Assetbar
09/18/02 Consoled by Philippe Assetbar
09/19/02 Under Philippe's Wing Assetbar
09/20/02 ALL U WANT Assetbar
09/23/02 Code Levels of Dating Beef Assetbar
09/25/02 Heated Up Mary Assetbar
09/26/02 Self-Tempering Fat Assetbar
09/27/02 Ray cuts own hand Assetbar
09/30/02 Fonts Assetbar
10/01/02 The Ad Agency, Day 2 Assetbar
10/02/02 Flower Lesson Assetbar
10/03/02 Aberlour Assetbar
10/04/02 Pat Reynolds Assetbar
10/07/02 Philippe and the Flower Assetbar
10/08/02 Bachelor Party Assetbar
10/09/02 The Todd Account - a Setback Assetbar
10/10/02 Philippe's Wedding Day Assetbar
10/11/02 The Terrible Cycle Assetbar
10/14/02 Cost cutting Assetbar
10/15/02 'Til death do us part Assetbar
10/16/02 Why Didn't You Come Into Work Today Assetbar
10/18/02 Sangria Assetbar
10/21/02 Jeopardy! Assetbar
10/22/02 Impulsive Shirt Orderer Assetbar
10/23/02 Chinese Water Torture Assetbar
10/24/02 Eye trick Assetbar
10/25/02 Boston Market Assetbar
10/28/02 Package for Philippe! Assetbar
10/29/02 Cop Chat Assetbar
10/31/02 ULTRA PEANUT Assetbar
11/01/02 what the HELL ultra peanut Assetbar
11/04/02 Ray and the Piano Assetbar
11/05/02 Piano Prodigy Assetbar
11/06/02 The Demo And The Damage Done Assetbar
11/07/02 Record Contract Assetbar
11/08/02 In Ray's Shadow Assetbar
11/11/02 With Ultra Peanut Assetbar
11/12/02 Todd's Gift of Hi-Five Assetbar
11/14/02 Ray's Music Video Assetbar
11/15/02 Beef's Video Rewrite Assetbar
11/18/02 ASS IN YOUR PANTS Assetbar
11/19/02 Skyrocketing up the charts Assetbar
11/20/02 The Sony AIBO Assetbar
11/21/02 Going Multi-Platinum Assetbar
11/22/02 Party For Ray Assetbar
11/25/02 '65 Ford Galaxie Assetbar
11/26/02 HELLO AMERICA Assetbar
11/27/02 Stand on it Agnes Assetbar
12/02/02 Beef's Real Name Assetbar
12/04/02 Click Robot Assetbar
12/05/02 You Make Me Do It In My Pants :( Assetbar
12/09/02 The Peppermint Honcho Assetbar
12/10/02 Coconut Rum Assetbar
12/11/02 McDonald's / Dancin' Santa Assetbar
12/13/02 Camping Assetbar
12/16/02 Haunches Assetbar
12/17/02 DISK ONE OF SIX Assetbar
12/19/02 Dirty Bills Assetbar
12/20/02 Showbiz Assetbar
12/23/02 JOE STRUMMER HAS DIED Assetbar
12/24/02 Christmas Eve with Ray Assetbar
12/30/02 Catching Up With Showbiz Assetbar
12/31/02 Madison Assetbar
01/02/03 Subway Assetbar
01/03/03 Wall Of Tough Guys Assetbar
01/07/03 A Dude's Stew Assetbar
01/08/03 Philippe is Fat Assetbar
01/09/03 The Devil's Drink Book Assetbar
01/10/03 Hi Grandma! Assetbar
01/13/03 Fancy French Restaurant Assetbar
01/14/03 Rockford Fosgate Assetbar
01/16/03 Goodbye Showbiz Assetbar
01/17/03 Jared Is Not Tough Assetbar
01/21/03 How Else Can Jared Die Assetbar
01/22/03 Slim Jim Assetbar
01/23/03 Disguises Assetbar
01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N. Assetbar
01/28/03 Motel Hangover Assetbar
01/29/03 Blue Nun Widemouths Assetbar
01/30/03 Turd Murder Assetbar
01/31/03 Hangover Therapy Assetbar
02/04/03 Asleep Style Assetbar
02/05/03 Salad Dressing Chandelier Assetbar
02/06/03 Some Subway Would Punish Assetbar
02/07/03 Six Kinds of Nasty Assetbar
02/10/03 Cookbook Preview Assetbar
02/11/03 Arms and Backs Assetbar
02/13/03 Pat's Message Board Assetbar
02/14/03 Pat and Daedalus_X Assetbar
02/17/03 Death Limo Assetbar
02/18/03 Téodor's Boat Assetbar
02/19/03 Socks In The Bed Assetbar
02/20/03 Klansman Subway Assetbar
02/21/03 Matchstick Doodie Assetbar
02/24/03 Death Boat Assetbar
02/25/03 Ku Klux Messagebard Assetbar
02/26/03 Stolen Boat Assetbar
02/27/03 Todd's Taxes Assetbar
03/03/03 Howardt Stern Show Assetbar
03/04/03 Pat's Anger Assetbar
03/05/03 Roast Beef in Heaven Assetbar
03/06/03 Lung Brothers Assetbar
03/07/03 Drunk in Heaven Assetbar
03/10/03 Dance Java Dance Assetbar
03/11/03 Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly Assetbar
03/12/03 Dinner Date Assetbar
03/13/03 Rooster Bake Assetbar
03/14/03 Roasted-up Ding Dong Assetbar
03/17/03 The Jade Ding Dong Assetbar
03/18/03 The Six Hundred Dollar Man Assetbar
03/19/03 Roast Beef's First Kiss Assetbar
03/20/03 The Marlboro Stinger Assetbar
03/21/03 Receipt From Heaven Assetbar
03/24/03 Guest artist: James Kochalka Assetbar
03/25/03 Guest artist: K. Thor Jensen Assetbar
03/26/03 Guest artist: Sam Henderson Assetbar
03/27/03 Guest artist: Jeff Rowland Assetbar
03/28/03 Guest artist: John Allison Assetbar
03/31/03 Guest artist: Drew Weing Assetbar
04/01/03 Guest Artist: drew Assetbar
04/02/03 Guest Artist: Anonymous Assetbar
04/03/03 Nice Pete Assetbar
04/04/03 What are you in for Nice Pete Assetbar
04/07/03 Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps Assetbar
04/08/03 Murder, Explained Assetbar
04/09/03 Killing is Like Basketball Assetbar
04/10/03 Visitation Hours Assetbar
04/14/03 The First Piece of Porno Assetbar
04/15/03 The Devils of Monte Carlo Assetbar
04/16/03 Gilmore Girls Assetbar
04/17/03 Nice Pete Figures Ray Out Assetbar
04/18/03 Vlad Figures Pat Out Assetbar
04/23/03 The Mile High Club Assetbar
04/24/03 Mantonio Assetbar
04/25/03 Wetting The Bed Forever Assetbar
04/28/03 Philippe's Prayers Assetbar
04/29/03 Mehr Deutsch Assetbar
04/30/03 Doin' the Robot Assetbar
05/02/03 Fuck Algebra Assetbar
05/05/03 Baby Just Come Clean Assetbar
05/06/03 His Bozack is Flayed Assetbar
05/07/03 Rhymedown 2003 Assetbar
05/08/03 Ten Million Kids In Fedoras Assetbar
05/09/03 Chompin' Mignon on Bellagio Lake Assetbar
05/12/03 We TALKED about this! Assetbar
05/13/03 Oregon Tail Assetbar
05/14/03 Hiram the Blacksmith Assetbar
05/16/03 Lyle and Hiram Assetbar
05/19/03 Hiram's Codebase Assetbar
05/20/03 Marmaduke Assetbar
05/22/03 Laying into Garfield Assetbar
05/23/03 Cathy Assetbar
05/26/03 Scary Go Round guest strip Assetbar
05/27/03 The Dachshund Whisperer Assetbar
05/28/03 Suckin' Dick - rerun Assetbar
05/29/03 Recipe of the Month Club Assetbar
05/30/03 A re-run: Lie Bot's Ass Assetbar
06/02/03 Lie Bot: Saddest Thing: redux Assetbar
06/03/03 Hyddyn Sceptyre Assetbar
06/04/03 Wednesday Repeat: November 15, 2002 Assetbar
06/05/03 Mr. Bear's Blog Assetbar
06/06/03 If It's Yellow Let it Mellow Assetbar
06/09/03 Ray's Rolex Assetbar
06/10/03 Garrison Keillor / Tony Robbins Assetbar
06/11/03 Repeat of January 30, 2003 Assetbar
06/12/03 A Frank Conversation on Pornography. Assetbar
06/13/03 I take the birthday off. Assetbar
06/16/03 Beef Missed My Birthday Assetbar
06/17/03 Beef's Green Card Wedding Assetbar
06/19/03 Angry Little Plum Assetbar
06/20/03 Nightlife Mingus Assetbar
06/23/03 Golfing With Nightlife Assetbar
06/24/03 Beef Smokes Weed Assetbar
06/26/03 Beef is high, steals golf cart Assetbar
06/27/03 runaway golf cart Assetbar
06/30/03 Molly McSweeney Assetbar
07/01/03 Artificial Japanese Liver Assetbar
07/03/03 Long Condoms Assetbar
07/04/03 European Vacation 1 Assetbar
07/07/03 Uses for a Large Condom Assetbar
07/08/03 Martha Stewart's condom tips Assetbar
07/10/03 Philippe / Mozart / Honey Peanuts Assetbar
07/11/03 Teodor's New Dance Move Assetbar
07/14/03 Lyle Wins Oasis Assetbar
07/15/03 Oasis Is Working In The Yard Assetbar
07/17/03 Philippe at Berlin McDonald's Assetbar
07/18/03 Oasis In The Shower Assetbar
07/21/03 Ray Quits The Advice Biz Assetbar
07/22/03 Ray Rhymes About the Internet Assetbar
07/24/03 Ray's Advice Column - LIVE! Assetbar
07/28/03 Straight Eye for the Beef Guy Assetbar
07/30/03 Beef Tshirt Expose Etc Assetbar
08/01/03 Hair In Ray's Nachos Assetbar
08/04/03 beef makeover tshirt etc Assetbar
08/06/03 Vlad and Roast Beef's Window Assetbar
08/11/03 Beef's Microsoft Word Ad Assetbar
08/13/03 Weezer / iMac Assetbar
08/14/03 Neapolitan Shooter Teaser Assetbar
08/15/03 The Dick Molecule Assetbar
08/18/03 Beef's "Me" Day Assetbar
08/20/03 Ray's Time Machine. Assetbar
08/21/03 Santa's Dad Assetbar
08/22/03 Dressing Like Twain Assetbar
08/25/03 Spring Loaded Wooden Dog Assetbar
08/26/03 Cornelius Bear's Diary Entry Assetbar
08/27/03 The Trouble With Ray's Entertainment Center Assetbar
08/28/03 The Dumbwaiter Redux Assetbar
08/29/03 The Unwilling Voyeur Assetbar
09/02/03 Beef the Cocaine Genius Assetbar
09/03/03 The Taint is often called the Impossible Mile Assetbar
09/04/03 Mark Twain and James Bond Assetbar
09/09/03 Your Porno Name Assetbar
09/10/03 Ketel One, Eminem, Twain Invents the Internet Assetbar
09/11/03 Coming Home / Clues Assetbar
09/12/03 Hot Lunches Assetbar
09/15/03 Carl: A Fallen Friend Assetbar
09/16/03 Anarchist's Cookbook Assetbar
09/17/03 Kmart, Lyle, and Viet Nam Assetbar
09/18/03 Don't Thank Me, Thank Anarchy Assetbar
09/19/03 Electrocuting Pat's Dick Assetbar
09/22/03 Pat's Dick is Electrocuted Assetbar
09/23/03 Pat's Answering Machine Assetbar
09/24/03 Nice Pat Assetbar
09/25/03 Hollandaise the Bunny Assetbar
09/26/03 Pat Guthrie Assetbar
09/29/03 Pat's Stadium Event / The Sexual Homeboys Assetbar
09/30/03 Calling D'Shawn Assetbar
10/01/03 Second Anniversary Assetbar
10/02/03 Vegetable Brain the Comedian Assetbar
10/03/03 Joy Buzzer Assetbar
10/06/03 Day Tripper Intro Assetbar
10/07/03 Animalicious Assetbar
10/08/03 Animalicious on Acid Assetbar
10/09/03 Pat's Back Assetbar
10/10/03 Lore Day One Assetbar
10/13/03 Beef's Dream of Corpulence Assetbar
10/14/03 Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants Assetbar
10/15/03 Laszlo's Open Mic / Roast Beef Assetbar
10/16/03 Beef's Internet is Down Assetbar
10/17/03 Chicken Allergy / Bubble Boy Assetbar
10/20/03 The puberty machine has soft rubber heads Assetbar
10/21/03 The Eye Beneath the Nacho Assetbar
10/22/03 Nice Pete's PowerPoint Presentation Assetbar
10/23/03 Human Foot in a Salad (w/Champion Short Sock) Assetbar
10/24/03 Nice Pete's Joke Assetbar
10/27/03 Mom-mom had a big old weepin' eye that never closed Assetbar
10/28/03 Japanese Interests Assetbar
10/29/03 Téodor's father Assetbar
10/30/03 Oh No I Grew Pubics Assetbar
10/31/03 Philippe Bumble-Bee Boo Assetbar
11/03/03 Super-Secret Ice Cream Parlor Assetbar
11/04/03 Mini Cooper / Laphroaig Assetbar
11/05/03 Arthur from Support Group Assetbar
11/06/03 On the way to the Secret Ice Cream Parlor Assetbar
11/07/03 Drip Drop Drip Drop Assetbar
11/10/03 Threadville Assetbar
11/11/03 Nice Pete's Lullaby Assetbar
11/12/03 Inside the Super-Secret Ice Cream Shop Assetbar
11/13/03 Gelati Assetbar
11/14/03 Escape from the ice cream shop Assetbar
11/17/03 Philippe's Escape Assetbar
11/18/03 Omega Tetris Assetbar
11/21/03 Deer in the Headlights Assetbar
11/24/03 BLAM Assetbar
11/25/03 Tori Amos Assetbar
12/01/03 Hell's Car: Subaru Brat Assetbar
12/02/03 The Lonesomest Car in Hell Assetbar
12/03/03 Robert Johnson at the Best Western in Hell Assetbar
12/04/03 Brookside Lounge, Best Western, Hell Assetbar
12/05/03 Robert Johnson Ocular Shenanigans Assetbar
12/08/03 Drunk As a Lord in Hell Assetbar
12/09/03 Talking Wallpaper Assetbar
12/10/03 Butterball Hotline Assetbar
12/11/03 Butterball Hell Line Assetbar
12/12/03 Beef and the Hell Phone Assetbar
12/15/03 Philippe Buys Piano Music! Assetbar
12/16/03 Beef Finds Ray in Hell Assetbar
12/17/03 There is Balm in Gilead Assetbar
12/18/03 Shut the hell up *dick* Assetbar
12/19/03 Denise Are You Crappin' Assetbar
12/22/03 Meeting Todd in Hell Assetbar
12/23/03 Friendly's Hell Riddle Assetbar
12/24/03 Christmas Eve with Ray redux Assetbar
12/25/03 guest strip: John Allison / scarygoround.com Assetbar
12/26/03 Guest Strip by Andrice Arp / www.hi-horse.com Assetbar
12/29/03 Guest Strip by Jesse Reklaw Assetbar
12/30/03 Guest Strip by Jeff Rowland / Wigu.com Assetbar
12/31/03 Guest Strip by K. Thor Jensen Assetbar
01/01/04 Guest Strip: Jeff Roysdon Assetbar
01/02/04 Guest strip by Drew Weing Assetbar
01/05/04 Keep on Rockin' Roast Beef Assetbar
01/06/04 Three Riddles Home From Hell Assetbar
01/07/04 Philippe and the Crab's Soul Assetbar
01/08/04 Personals Peepee Assetbar
01/09/04 Ray's Personal Ad / Low Shenanigan Assetbar
01/12/04 The Roomba Robot Vacuum Assetbar
01/13/04 The Yahoo Ham Hack Assetbar
01/14/04 Honking Bus, Rusty Bikes Assetbar
01/15/04 The Pepperidge Farm Man Assetbar
01/16/04 Roast Beef Self-Origami Assetbar
01/19/04 Two Roombas / Star Wars Assetbar
01/20/04 Roomba Cinema Assetbar
01/21/04 Barry Bass and His Marriage Assetbar
01/22/04 Barry's a Complainer Assetbar
01/23/04 Barry Bass at Beef's House Assetbar
01/26/04 Like it or not, you like it Assetbar
01/27/04 Kissin' Molly Ringwald on the Titties Assetbar
01/28/04 Neiman Marcus Assetbar
01/29/04 Philippe 4 Prez Assetbar
01/30/04 Mr. Poopytime Assetbar
02/02/04 Philippe, The Candidate, is Five Assetbar
02/03/04 Ray's Old Videos Assetbar
02/04/04 TIM SIMMONS Assetbar
02/05/04 Todd's KISS Tattoo Assetbar
02/06/04 Bitches Gotta Take They Cunt Pills Assetbar
02/09/04 Rerun: January 27, 2003 Assetbar
02/10/04 Todd's Unfortunate Background Assetbar
02/11/04 The Finding Nemo Party Assetbar
02/12/04 A Phone Call to Drabble Assetbar
02/13/04 Ray's Guitar Hobby Assetbar
02/17/04 John J. Rambo Assetbar
02/18/04 Beef Gets a Shirt from Molly Assetbar
02/19/04 Sex Limo/Spongebob Assetbar
02/23/04 Ray's Hemorrhoid Assetbar
02/24/04 Raymo Smookels Assetbar
02/25/04 Vlad's Problem With Andy Assetbar
02/27/04 Homosexuals The Gorilla Assetbar
03/01/04 Storyline Revisited: November 4, 2002 Assetbar
03/02/04 Piano Prodigy Assetbar
03/03/04 Lazarus the Business Loafer Assetbar
03/04/04 Lazarus the Business Shoe Assetbar
03/05/04 Renal Failure Assetbar
03/08/04 Pussy Booger Assetbar
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07/06/04 The Godfather of Souls Assetbar
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07/19/04 The 18th Amendment Assetbar
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07/26/04 Nugget Reader Response Assetbar
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08/02/04 The Somn-onanist Assetbar
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08/23/04 Theatre of Thoughts Assetbar
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    Peanut Sauce
09/10/04 Ray and Beef Chat Assetbar
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10/11/04 Dewey Defeats Truman Dunnage Assetbar
10/12/04 The Tenmen Assetbar
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10/19/04 Cookbooks by Celebrity Wives Assetbar
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10/25/04 Countries That Sound Like Porn Stars Assetbar
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    Dammit
10/26/04 Pat and the Playboy Advisor Assetbar
10/27/04 Rouged Plastic Asshole Assetbar
10/28/04 Chewbacca Getting Ready for Prom Assetbar
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11/08/04 Great Expectations AIBO Assetbar
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11/15/04 Pat wants Ray's gun Assetbar
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11/23/04 Twenty Thousand Seconds Dead Assetbar
11/24/04 Mr. Bear's Waiting Room Assetbar
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11/29/04 Llewellyn Ash, baby Assetbar
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12/03/04 Pat is on the radio again! Assetbar
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12/06/04 Beef is not Lenny Kravitz Assetbar
12/07/04 Apologies to Pat Assetbar
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12/15/04 Mr. Bear's gig writing closed captioning Assetbar
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12/20/04 Primal Manes/Gazelle Kebabs Assetbar
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01/03/05 Map of Achewood Overground Assetbar
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01/07/05 Fuck You Assetbar
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01/10/05 It's a Go (To)fuck Yourself Monday Assetbar
01/11/05 Two Thousand Flushes Assetbar
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01/17/05 Web Comics ruin the party Assetbar
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02/01/05 The cat is so high he sells his lawnmower on eBay. Assetbar
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02/04/05 Scenes from a party Assetbar
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02/09/05 The Great Wayans Brother Cookbook Issue Assetbar
02/10/05 Tha Snazzle / Burger King Chat Room Assetbar
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02/14/05 Ray's horribly delivered joke about priests and mailmen Assetbar
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02/21/05 Contest to Hate Paris Hilton The Most Assetbar
02/22/05 Ray Plays the Worst Strip Poker Assetbar
02/23/05 How things are with Beef and Molly Assetbar
02/24/05 Someone Pressed on Roast Beef's Head! Assetbar
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02/28/05 Friendship Lane Assetbar
03/01/05 Ray Sets Off The Clapper Assetbar
03/02/05 The Sewage of Sodom Assetbar
03/03/05 Satan Will Smite You...Where it Counts Assetbar
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03/07/05 The Conniptions Assetbar
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03/22/05 The New Baby Assetbar
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03/24/05 Philippe's New Walk-Around Butt Assetbar
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03/29/05 Lyle and Ray's Perfect Jays Assetbar
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03/31/05 Mexican Yeyo Boys Assetbar
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04/04/05 A Call From Japan Man Assetbar
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    Beer Class
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04/11/05 Bead Shop Assetbar
04/12/05 Cancelling the joint company Assetbar
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04/14/05 Japan Man: Some Background. Assetbar
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04/21/05 Roast Beef's Birthday 2005 Assetbar
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04/26/05 How To Order Wine Assetbar
04/27/05 What Philippe Dreams About / Cake Assetbar
04/28/05 Téodor dies. Assetbar
04/29/05 DEAD MEN GO COMMANDO Assetbar
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05/09/05 Ray, Einstein and Hiroshima Assetbar
05/10/05 1978 Volvo 244 GLE...OF DESPAIR Assetbar
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05/12/05 Harlequin Romance To-Do List Assetbar
05/13/05 Philippe Times Friday Facts Assetbar
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05/31/05 Roast Beef Has Nothing To Lose. Assetbar
06/01/05 King Chochacho Assetbar
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06/20/05 Maximum Cuddles with Rod Huggins Assetbar
06/21/05 Roast Beef's parking ticket Assetbar
06/22/05 Porno Graduation Day Assetbar
06/23/05 The Break-Dance Move that Lie Bot Taught Philippe Assetbar
06/24/05 More Friday Fun Facts! Assetbar
06/27/05 Bowling With Philippe Assetbar
06/29/05 Ray's Trans Am PDA Assetbar
06/30/05 Roast Beef's Mom Shoots His Dad Assetbar
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07/04/05 Trivial Pursuit - Achewood Edition Assetbar
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07/06/05 The Ray Card Assetbar
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07/08/05 Support Group...Did Pat Cry? Assetbar
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07/11/05 Jack White Assetbar
07/12/05 The Toyota Tailgate Phenomenon Assetbar
07/13/05 The most important email in the world Assetbar
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07/15/05 Roomba Cinema: Star Wars Assetbar
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07/21/05 Philippe and the Hole to China Assetbar
07/22/05 Little League Drinks Assetbar
07/25/05 Philippe's Car: Calvin Peeing in the Toilet Assetbar
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07/27/05 Necklace or Cleavage? Assetbar
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07/29/05 Circus Penis Has Left the Building Assetbar
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    San Bruno
08/01/05 Nice Pete finishes his book Assetbar
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08/05/05 August's Friday Fun Facts Assetbar
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    Penis Maximus
08/08/05 Lyle's Harry Potter Fan Fiction Assetbar
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08/11/05 Todd wants to yell BALLS extremely loud Assetbar
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08/26/05 Ray's Nipple Rings Assetbar
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08/30/05 Roast Beef and the Hull Assetbar
08/31/05 Pat's New Bumper Sticker Assetbar
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09/06/05 Home Depot Sauces Assetbar
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09/12/05 George Clooney is Learning Coptic Assetbar
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09/14/05 Dinner With Cartilage Head Assetbar
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09/22/05 Proved Myself a Coward. Assetbar
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09/26/05 Lyle Lovett/Kraftwerk rating Assetbar
09/27/05 Roast Beef's Science Show on Cable TV Assetbar
09/28/05 Jaime the Science Friend - taping Assetbar
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10/03/05 Jaime's invitation from the KKK Assetbar
10/04/05 Hi-larious racialist hayoomah! Assetbar
10/05/05 Ray's apology about the KKK thing Assetbar
10/06/05 Milklin the Jehovah's Witness Assetbar
10/07/05 Philippe Times - October Assetbar
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10/11/05 Ray gives Milklin The Hose Assetbar
10/12/05 Roast Beef Tries to Help Milklin Assetbar
10/13/05 Milklin's ad in Reminisce Magazine Assetbar
10/14/05 Ray Holds Own Heart Assetbar
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10/17/05 Ray and MENSA Assetbar
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10/19/05 King Piss! Assetbar
10/20/05 Ray's Harlequin Costume Assetbar
10/21/05 Whiskey a la Mood Assetbar
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10/24/05 Lassie.com Assetbar
10/25/05 Cornelius Bear's Lemony Snicket gig Assetbar
10/26/05 Pat and the KPMA Gripe of the Day 2005 Assetbar
10/27/05 Guinness book of world records Assetbar
10/28/05 Jeepers Creepers Assetbar
11/01/05 Ray's Halloween Costume Assetbar
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11/03/05 Charley Smuckles Suicide Watch '05 Assetbar
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11/07/05 Teodor's Parkour Interlude Assetbar
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11/21/05 Showbiz and the analog clock Assetbar
11/22/05 Showbiz eats all the gum Assetbar
11/23/05 Goodbye, Showbiz. Assetbar
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11/29/05 THE TODD CREATION MYTH Assetbar
11/30/05 Pat's CheatLoaf Assetbar
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12/02/05 The flivver and the Hardy Boys Assetbar
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12/05/05 Ray has Happy Feet Assetbar
12/06/05 Ray's old-school glass of milk Assetbar
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12/08/05 Nice Pete's voice actor audition Assetbar
12/09/05 Fuck You Friday for December 2005 Assetbar
12/12/05 Ray's mom senses diabetes Assetbar
12/14/05 Ray writes to Reader's Digest Assetbar
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12/19/05 Too early for pants Assetbar
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12/21/05 Téodor in the warehouse Assetbar
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12/23/05 Pat's eco-telligent best-stitutes Assetbar
12/26/05 Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 1 Assetbar
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01/02/06 Coming in 2006... Assetbar
01/03/06 Lyle's sink bath Assetbar
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01/05/06 Téodor the Téletubby Assetbar
01/06/06 Ray's Prison Pen Pal Assetbar
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01/10/06 Helicopter Head Chop Off Assetbar
01/11/06 Todd's Ana-Tomix Assetbar
01/12/06 Ana-Tomix nuts for your phone Assetbar
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01/17/06 Ray Lies About Christmas Cards and Children Assetbar
01/18/06 Mrs. Smuckles and the Rib-eye Assetbar
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01/20/06 Roast Beef and Mrs. Smuckles Assetbar
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01/23/06 Pat and Mrs. Smuckles Assetbar
01/25/06 THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT Assetbar
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01/27/06 Rodney Leonard Stubbs Assetbar
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01/31/06 Envelópe Martinez Assetbar
02/01/06 Meet Envelópe Martinez Assetbar
02/03/06 Beef is Ray's Great Outdoor Fight Roadie Assetbar
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    WINE SUNDAY
02/06/06 Ray and Beef to Fight Assetbar
02/07/06 Beef in the Fight Assetbar
02/08/06 Gossipy hot dog chef Assetbar
02/09/06 The Day Before The Fight Assetbar
02/13/06 Queueing for the Fight Assetbar
02/14/06 GOF DAY ONE - THE ACTION BEGINS Assetbar
02/15/06 Meeting Ron Sipes Assetbar
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02/17/06 Ted Cobb and Barry King Assetbar
02/20/06 Sound and Motion Assetbar
02/21/06 Barry King's Blog Assetbar
02/22/06 Guaranteed Honky-Tonk-Style blowjob Assetbar
02/24/06 Fauntleroy Brown, the other BOC Assetbar
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02/27/06 Lyle threatens to play a trumpet with his cock Assetbar
03/01/06 Summons to Turkey Assetbar
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03/07/06 Beef is Out of the Fight Assetbar
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03/14/06 Ramses Luther, Rodney Leonard Assetbar
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03/17/06 Talking with Ramses Assetbar
03/20/06 Alright, let's go to the Jeeps Assetbar
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03/22/06 Commanding the Wrangler Assetbar
03/23/06 Burning Down the Acres Assetbar
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03/28/06 Uncle George's Assetbar
03/30/06 Great Outdoor Fight - Final Strip Assetbar
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04/03/06 The brave little Dutch boy / Lie Bot Assetbar
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04/05/06 Philippe and the Couch Assetbar
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04/07/06 Philippe eats Chapstick Assetbar
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04/11/06 Philippe's creekbed bedside Assetbar
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04/13/06 Philippe in the Blackness Assetbar
04/14/06 Forgot to tuck in Philippe Assetbar
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04/24/06 CHINA...NEEDS...COOOUUUCHES Assetbar
04/25/06 Emeril and Beef abandon Téodor Assetbar
04/27/06 Téodor and the Smut Door Assetbar
04/28/06 eBay Platinum Reserve Assetbar
05/01/06 Ray has Airwolf Assetbar
05/02/06 The Airwolf GUI Shortcomings Assetbar
05/03/06 Ray Kills Philippe Assetbar
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05/05/06 Philippe imagines God Assetbar
05/08/06 How couches actually think Assetbar
05/10/06 Keith Moon's Head Alive Assetbar
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05/16/06 Robert Smith's phone call to Téodor Assetbar
05/17/06 Achewood Award for Google Assetbar
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05/22/06 The vestigial dong. Assetbar
05/23/06 Scientific dong study Assetbar
05/24/06 Téodor is Sci-Fi Curious Assetbar
05/25/06 The Boys Are Back In Town Assetbar
05/30/06 Trouble in the Pool House of Good and Evil Assetbar
05/31/06 Page from Beef's Zine Assetbar
06/01/06 Page 2 from Beef's Zine Assetbar
06/02/06 The Mega-nerds! Assetbar
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06/05/06 Ray's SuperWoofer Assetbar
06/06/06
06/07/06 Magic Underpants Finale Assetbar
06/08/06 THE BADASS GAMES Assetbar
06/09/06 Badass Games Day 1 Assetbar
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06/13/06 Badass Games Event 2 Assetbar
06/14/06 Miami's Review Assetbar
06/16/06 Badass Games, Car Quiz Assetbar
06/19/06 Magnus Intactus Assetbar
06/20/06
06/21/06 Cornelius wins the badass games Assetbar
06/23/06 Cornelius's Old-School Gothic Bus Assetbar
06/26/06 Ray's neighbor problem / pissing into empties Assetbar
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06/30/06 Cornelius's Mensa Gig Assetbar
07/03/06 Pimp Skitters Assetbar
07/05/06 The Lyle / Todd con Assetbar
07/07/06 Morally Challenging Hot Sauce Assetbar
07/11/06 Beef's depressing celebrity-obituary job Assetbar
07/12/06 Roast Beef's workout tape Assetbar
07/13/06 Leo Fontanette Assetbar
07/14/06 Leo Fontanette and the Corn Field Assetbar
07/17/06 Leo's Funeral Plans Assetbar
07/18/06 The Mike Stonetower School Assetbar
07/19/06 Todd is on the Fuck Plan Assetbar
07/21/06 The camera is bad to Beef. Assetbar
07/25/06 George Michael and the shrubbery Assetbar
07/26/06 Ray at Whole Foods Assetbar
07/28/06 Téodor's Camera Tests Assetbar
07/31/06 Magical realism camera from Mexico Assetbar
08/02/06 Dreamwheel And The Child Assetbar
08/03/06
08/04/06 Simon arrives in Achewood Assetbar
08/07/06 Gladdington Castle Assetbar
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08/09/06 Simon calls Pat for coffee Assetbar
08/11/06 Pat's Armor Comes Off Assetbar
08/14/06 Pat is Completely out of the closet Assetbar
08/16/06 Takin' it in the can Assetbar
08/17/06 Achewood baby edition Assetbar
08/18/06 Ray and Téodor golf chat about gay Pat Assetbar
08/21/06 The Brothers In The Syndicate Assetbar
08/22/06
08/23/06 Beef and the Rally Cars Assetbar
08/24/06 Excerpt from Beef's Zine no. 2 Assetbar
08/25/06 Please Fuck Ray Friday Assetbar
08/26/06
08/28/06 Converted diesel car Assetbar
08/29/06 Yo mama jokes Assetbar
08/31/06 Roomba Cinema - Eraserhead Assetbar
09/01/06 ROOMBA CINEMA - Pump Up The Volume Assetbar
09/05/06 Saddest Thing Tri-reduxtastic Assetbar
09/06/06 Ray's Magreaux Dog Assetbar
09/07/06 It winds down for Ray Assetbar
09/08/06 Sanryobuki RemoteMed Trio Assetbar
09/11/06 Auf Deutsch Assetbar
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09/13/06 Ray's Sex Life, with Pat Assetbar
09/14/06 Philippe's Mystery Story Assetbar
09/15/06 Ray Understands Computers Assetbar
09/18/06 palindromes Assetbar
09/19/06 Little Nephew and the Vaseline Assetbar
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09/21/06 Bensington Butters' dark secret Assetbar
09/22/06 Scooby and Scrappy Assetbar
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09/25/06 Ray calls O'Malley, Private Eye Assetbar
09/26/06 Magical Realism cell phone Assetbar
09/28/06 Bensington cheaps on the copter to Cabo Assetbar
09/29/06 The helicopter sprouts legs Assetbar
10/02/06 Helicopter Longlegs Assetbar
10/03/06 Characters, Warehouse Assetbar
10/04/06 Warehouse II Assetbar
10/06/06 Enter the Warehouse Assetbar
10/09/06 Meeting Lonis F. Edison Assetbar
10/11/06 Lonis Edison's Ketchup Plans Assetbar
10/12/06 CATCHING UP WITH BENSINGTON BUTTERS Assetbar
10/13/06 TGI Judas Priest Friday Assetbar
10/16/06 Roast Beef and the News Assetbar
10/17/06 The Baying Hematite Assetbar
10/19/06 Reprogramming Bensington Assetbar
10/20/06 Philippe Friday Facts Fall 2006 Assetbar
10/23/06 Bensington as shirtless Irish jump-dancer Assetbar
10/24/06 Lyle's hat trick Assetbar
10/25/06 Ray Walks Home From Mexico Assetbar
10/27/06 Friday Facts - Nudity Assetbar
10/30/06 Philippe invents the Dogcken Assetbar
10/31/06 Look into Ray's eyes while he pees Assetbar
11/01/06 Beef's Zine No. 3 - excerpt Assetbar
11/02/06
11/03/06 Téodor's Romance Novel Assetbar
11/06/06 Chinese People / Delicacies Assetbar
11/07/06 Erotic Wine Tasting Assetbar
11/08/06
11/09/06 Todd forgot to hibernate Assetbar
11/10/06 Junk Plucker Assetbar
11/13/06 When geniuses and trucking collide. Assetbar
11/14/06 Jack and Diane Party Assetbar
11/15/06 Roast Beef's Odor Assetbar
11/17/06 Emeril vs. Jesus Assetbar
11/20/06 Beef's Anti-Depression Lamp Assetbar
11/21/06 Ray's Chinese Delicacy. Assetbar
11/22/06 Ray Against Unnecessary Faxes Assetbar
11/24/06
11/27/06 Nice Pete's Sketchbook Assetbar
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11/29/06 Ray's Stupid Cell Phone Conversation Assetbar
11/30/06 Molly's Tiffany Slut Gift Assetbar
12/01/06 Lyle, Pornography, Rent Assetbar
12/04/06 Meg White NAKED Assetbar
12/05/06 Beef, Depression, Toast Assetbar
12/06/06 Vlad's SPICE gig Assetbar
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12/08/06 Friday Facts December 2006 Assetbar
12/11/06 Mister Band Assetbar
12/13/06 Ray signs Mister Band Assetbar
12/14/06 Antonyne Cheops Smuckles Assetbar
12/15/06 Antonyne Cheops, Man of Claims Assetbar
12/16/06
12/18/06 Story of Rustmouth and Silent Bird Wallace Assetbar
12/19/06 Aloisius, Stone Bird Assetbar
12/21/06 Rustmouth and Silent Bird Assetbar
12/22/06 Pete has Music Hair Assetbar
12/26/06 Mister Band Lyrics Assetbar
12/27/06
01/02/07 Ray's Gay Romance Novel Assetbar
01/03/07 Lyle is demoted from Mister Band Assetbar
01/04/07 The Lyle-Téodor Swap Assetbar
01/05/07 Ray wants weed from Téodor Assetbar
01/08/07 Making light of Nice Pete's musical sensibilities Assetbar
01/09/07 Ray invents hip-hobbit. Assetbar
01/11/07 The Wizard Dined on Coelacanth. Assetbar
01/12/07 Nice Pete's iKill Assetbar
01/15/07 Nice Pete's call with Hajul the EE Assetbar
01/16/07 Nice Pete gets stabbed in the head Assetbar
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01/22/07 Ray as the New Jesus Assetbar
01/23/07 Zine 4 outtake Assetbar
01/25/07 Quail Bible Assetbar
01/26/07 Molecular Gastronomy Assetbar
01/29/07 Speed Bumps Assetbar
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02/05/07 Tostadas Assetbar
02/06/07 Polack Magazine Assetbar
02/08/07 Todd back from heaven Assetbar
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02/12/07 Cornelius's Special Bowl Assetbar
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02/16/07 Philippe Goes Deaf Assetbar
02/20/07 Ass to Breast Man Assetbar
02/21/07 The Ass-Breast Test Assetbar
02/22/07 Breast Man Perks Assetbar
02/23/07 The WalletPen! Assetbar
02/26/07 The Julie and Julia Strip Assetbar
02/27/07 al-Qaeda Cook Book Assetbar
02/28/07 Roast Beef Flowchart Assetbar
03/01/07 Ray's Flowchart Assetbar
03/02/07 Lyle's Friday Flowchart Assetbar
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03/04/07
03/05/07 Leon Sumbitches Assetbar
03/07/07 Jewish Supplies Assetbar
03/08/07 Writing to Leon Sumbitches Assetbar
03/09/07 Reply from Leon Assetbar
03/11/07
03/12/07 Hearing Back from Leon Sumbitches Assetbar
03/13/07 Calling out Leon Assetbar
03/14/07
03/15/07 Meeting Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches Assetbar
03/16/07 Good bye, Leon Soom Beh Cheh Assetbar
03/19/07 Pat Reynolds Flowchart Assetbar
03/21/07 Reinventing Gay Porn Assetbar
03/22/07 Rampin' up the Gay Porn Biz Assetbar
03/23/07 Weepy-Weep Assetbar
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03/25/07
03/26/07 Oskar and Reiner's Schvitz Party Assetbar
03/27/07 Can I Get Off To This? Assetbar
03/28/07 The Gay Porn/Moonwalk Analogy Assetbar
03/29/07 Reinventing Gay Porn Take 2 Assetbar
03/30/07 Gary Sinise Will Not Be In This Gay Porn Assetbar
04/02/07 Getting Through to Simon Cowell Assetbar
04/03/07 Superimposing Rod Huggins Assetbar
04/04/07 Directing Rod Huggins Assetbar
04/05/07 Ray Breaks On Through To The Other Side Assetbar
04/06/07 Unbathing Rod Assetbar
04/10/07 Pat's Chance Encounter With Rod Huggins Assetbar
04/11/07 Bad porn. Assetbar
04/12/07 Rod and Pat at the Diner Assetbar
04/13/07 Friday Facts - Ray Came Over Assetbar
04/16/07 Ray Commissions a Romance Novel Assetbar
04/17/07 Spanking the President for Cash Assetbar
04/18/07 Todd's Flowchart Assetbar
04/19/07 Vlad Flowchardt Assetbar
04/20/07
04/23/07 Slow pitch softball Assetbar
04/24/07 Beef's Baseball Conditions Assetbar
04/25/07 PLAAAAYYYY BAAAALLLLL Assetbar
04/26/07 Ray's Excellent Bat Assetbar
04/30/07 The First Pitch Assetbar
05/01/07 Nightlife's opening pitch Assetbar
05/02/07 The Extent of Ray's Injuries Assetbar
05/03/07 Andretti's Assessment Assetbar
05/04/07 Friday Facts - Ray's Condition Assetbar
05/07/07 Ray's Afternoon Therapy Assetbar
05/09/07 Ray has finished his retardancy Assetbar
05/10/07 The Slow-pitch Softball of the Heart Assetbar
05/11/07 Fuck You Friday - Pat Edition Assetbar
05/14/07 Chris's Sick Day Assetbar
05/15/07 Lawnimatronics Assetbar
05/16/07 Ugliest Yard Contest Day Two Assetbar
05/17/07 Operation Horrible Front Yard Assetbar
05/18/07
05/21/07 How Much of The Man is Beef Assetbar
05/22/07 Proposal dry-fires Assetbar
05/23/07 Love On Paper Assetbar
05/25/07 Popping in to the Dude and Catastrophe Assetbar
05/26/07
05/29/07 Ray Pens His Wedding Toast Assetbar
05/30/07 Chevy Ford Wo's Assetbar
05/31/07 The Wise Points of the Crudgens, Considered Assetbar
06/01/07 Spreading the Love Assetbar
06/04/07 The Ring. Assetbar
06/05/07 The chick cares about the dude when the dude does not care about the dude Assetbar
06/06/07 Agua Assetbar
06/07/07 Nick Hornby said it first Assetbar
06/08/07 Yet Another Alternative Energy Source Assetbar
06/11/07 California Bridegroom Assetbar
06/12/07 MWY no. 5 excerpt Assetbar
06/13/07 Marriage got to get paid, son. Assetbar
06/15/07 Wedding Registry Assetbar
06/18/07 Even Gouging Pat a Little Assetbar
06/19/07 Help, My Friend is a Church! Assetbar
06/21/07 Don't Change, Man. Assetbar
06/22/07 Friday Facts - Lyle's New Glasses Assetbar
06/25/07 Ray's Baseball Card Assetbar
06/26/07 The Etiquette of Death by Helicopter Assetbar
06/27/07
06/28/07 New Bidet Assetbar
06/29/07 Molly's Father Assetbar
07/02/07 Lyle's Baseball Card Assetbar
07/03/07 Performance/Pay Inequalities Assetbar
07/05/07 Comic Sans Assetbar
07/06/07 Friday Facts / Fig You Friday edition Assetbar
07/09/07 Can I has Cheezburger Assetbar
07/10/07 This is one of the worst cat mistakes. Assetbar
07/11/07
07/12/07 The Ugly Thoughts Assetbar
07/13/07 Philippe's Baseball Card Assetbar
07/16/07 No One is Less Important Ever than a Teenager Assetbar
07/17/07 Lolcat Scratch Fever! Assetbar
07/18/07 Ray's Lolcat Regrets Assetbar
07/19/07 The Childhood Drum Assetbar
07/20/07 Friday Facts - Sports Edition Assetbar
07/23/07 Ray Bests Up on Beef. Assetbar
07/25/07 Whiskey Dick, Examined Assetbar
07/26/07 Lyle's Children's Book Assetbar
07/30/07 Saddest Thing IV Assetbar
07/31/07 K-Y Jelly Assetbar
08/02/07 German Lessons Assetbar
08/03/07 Well changed rural test from a lady Assetbar
08/05/07
08/08/07 Is Roast Beef a butthole? Assetbar
08/09/07 Hyype Therapy with Chaka Assetbar
08/10/07 Ray's Chaka Session con't Assetbar
08/13/07 Philippe Times Monday Science Section Assetbar
08/14/07 Téodor's interior monologue Assetbar
08/16/07 What Ray Thought About Today Assetbar
08/17/07 Roast Beef's Initial Considerations Assetbar
08/20/07 FiestaMax Assetbar
08/21/07 Leaving Fiesta Max Assetbar
08/22/07 Philippe's 5th Birthday Party Assetbar
08/24/07 The Butcher's Diagram Assetbar
08/27/07 Lyle in Traffic Court Assetbar
08/29/07 Téodor's Flowchart Assetbar
08/30/07 Nice Pete's Flowchart Assetbar
08/31/07
09/04/07 Time is the only magic Assetbar
09/05/07 An Uncomfortable Problem We've All Experienced. Assetbar
09/07/07 Ray's Drawing Problem Assetbar
09/10/07 Mr. Bear's Junk Mail Folder Assetbar
09/12/07 The Cornelius Thought and Decision Minder Assetbar
09/13/07 Philippe's Inner Machinations Assetbar
09/15/07
09/17/07 Ray's Merkin Assetbar
09/18/07 Bubble Gum Assetbar
09/19/07
09/20/07 A Bra. Assetbar
09/21/07 Fuck You Friday September Twenty-First Assetbar
09/24/07 Todd's Late Night Show Assetbar
09/25/07 Todd's Skit Ideas Assetbar
09/26/07 Todd's Contract Assetbar
09/28/07 Delicious Coke Shake Assetbar
10/01/07 Our Sixth Anniversary. Assetbar
10/02/07 The Future Assetbar
10/04/07 Managing Todd Assetbar
10/05/07 The Candle that Didn't Need Wind Assetbar
10/08/07 Leaving Las Vegas Assetbar
10/09/07 Time to Get the Juicy Dirty Tell-All Started Assetbar
10/11/07 Bill Gates Fan Fiction Assetbar
10/12/07 Friday Acts Assetbar
10/15/07 The Todd Show, ep 1 Assetbar
10/16/07 The Todd Show, ep 1 pt 2 Assetbar
10/17/07 Todd Show Finale Assetbar
10/19/07 Wrap-up Call Assetbar
10/22/07
10/23/07 Being Teodor Orezscu Assetbar
10/24/07 Cooling it with a rental Assetbar
10/25/07 The Rad Day Assetbar
10/26/07 Facts Enough for the Weekend. Assetbar
10/29/07 The Writer. Assetbar
10/30/07 Shampoo Assetbar
10/31/07
11/01/07 Halloween Candy Assetbar
11/02/07 When Best Friends Talk Assetbar
11/05/07 Ray's Japanese Toilet Assetbar
11/06/07
11/07/07 Philippe Inquires About Homosexuality Assetbar
11/08/07 Guinness Book Assetbar
11/12/07 Searching for one's self on eBay Assetbar
11/13/07 He Meets Him. Assetbar
11/14/07 Guy Talk Assetbar
11/16/07 Friday Facts - Get Tough Edition. Assetbar
11/19/07 Ramses is a Master of Many Crafts Assetbar
11/20/07 He Got it From Father. Assetbar
11/21/07 The Last Hardy Boys Book. Assetbar
11/26/07 When a Lady Does a :( Assetbar
11/27/07 Ray Knows From Deuces. Assetbar
11/29/07 Lyle's Dildo Assetbar
11/30/07 The Perky Pervert Assetbar
12/03/07 Nolan Assetbar
12/04/07
12/05/07 The terrible fear revisited Assetbar
12/06/07 Key Words Assetbar
12/07/07 Philippe's king equipment Assetbar
12/10/07 Why Did You Hit The Computer Assetbar
12/11/07 Pay attention. Assetbar
12/13/07 Previously. Assetbar
12/14/07 Friday Facts, with a light horse theme. Assetbar
12/17/07 Courtesy. It's catching. Assetbar
12/19/07 Evening Ink Assetbar
12/20/07 The Needle and the Damage Done Assetbar
12/21/07 Presumed hard and left for absent. Assetbar
12/24/07 Reissue - Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants Assetbar
12/25/07
12/26/07 Reissue - The Mountain and the Motorcycle Assetbar
12/27/07 Reissue - Killing is Like Basketball Assetbar
12/28/07 Reissue - Ray Gets Sort of Stoned Assetbar
01/02/08 Ray's Annual Book. Assetbar
01/03/08 Stephen Hawking Assetbar
01/04/08 The Amazon Package Assetbar
01/07/08 The Kid Computer Assetbar
01/08/08
01/09/08 Rough miles and raw whiles Assetbar
01/11/08 Another Man's Way Assetbar
01/14/08 Abraxas Assetbar
01/16/08 Million Story Building Assetbar
01/18/08 Microsoft Spatchcock Supper Assetbar
01/21/08 There is a New Mayor Assetbar
01/22/08
01/23/08 Politics. Assetbar
01/24/08 Quebec Assetbar
01/25/08 The Perfect Idea. Assetbar
01/28/08 Ray hits his stride. Assetbar
01/29/08
01/30/08 The Dude Keeps Declaring. Assetbar
01/31/08 A Call from Sondra. Assetbar
02/04/08 Ray Covers His Bases Assetbar
02/05/08 Mopey Téodor Assetbar
02/06/08
02/07/08 Roomba Cinema, Pulp Fiction Edition Assetbar
02/08/08 Love Among the Chioggia Assetbar
02/11/08 Choosing the Right Tea. Assetbar
02/12/08 Inside the Mind of Sondra Smuckles Assetbar
02/13/08
02/14/08 Valentine's Day. Assetbar
02/18/08 The Achewood Generator Assetbar
02/19/08 The Transatlantic Cable Assetbar
02/20/08
02/21/08 The Kid Who Ended The Mafia. Assetbar
02/22/08 Harper's 27 Women. Assetbar
02/27/08
02/28/08 Touch of Grey. Assetbar
02/29/08 Making the Rent Assetbar
03/03/08 Nice Pete begins A Marvelous Romance Assetbar
03/04/08 Philippe's Text Adventure Assetbar
03/05/08
03/06/08 Dungeons and Dragons Explained Assetbar
03/07/08 An Afternoon With Molly Sanders Assetbar
03/10/08 Knuckleheads Magic Adventure Assetbar
03/11/08 Ray's Penance. Assetbar
03/13/08 Showbiz Weighs In On The Wedding Assetbar
03/14/08 First Dance Assetbar
03/17/08 One for the Brits. Assetbar
03/18/08 The Joys of Formula One Assetbar
03/20/08 Philippe at Laszlo's Assetbar
03/21/08 To their dismay, this happens. Assetbar
03/24/08 Roast Beef and the Prostitute Assetbar
03/25/08
03/26/08 Breast Implants. Assetbar
03/27/08 Hangin' Out Readin' Assetbar
03/28/08 1950s Ethical Technology Assetbar
04/01/08 Cornelius's New Computer Assetbar
04/02/08 The New Laptop Arrives. Assetbar
04/03/08 Booting the Shrovis. Assetbar
04/04/08 Problems With the Shrovis. Assetbar
04/08/08 Chatting With Mr. Teal Assetbar
04/09/08 The Return of Mr. Teal Assetbar
04/10/08 Burying Keith the Publican Assetbar
04/11/08 Cornelius in the Cooler Assetbar
04/15/08 Getting Boffined Assetbar
04/16/08 The Boffin. Assetbar
04/17/08 Fetching Cornelius Assetbar
04/18/08 Fetching Cornelius II Assetbar
04/22/08 The Mad Dash of The Boffin Assetbar
04/23/08 Roomba Cinema - A Clockwork Orange Assetbar
04/24/08 Beef's Stationery Issues Assetbar
04/25/08 The Kazekzakis Card Company. Assetbar
04/27/08
04/29/08 Stationery - Rapid Growth Phase. Assetbar
04/30/08 Universal Card for Dudes. Assetbar
05/01/08 Shake That Money Maker Assetbar
05/02/08 Dan in the Morning Assetbar
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05/06/08 Waylaid in Texas Assetbar
05/07/08 An Appreciated Man Assetbar
05/08/08 The Man From C.H.I.V.A.S. Assetbar
05/09/08 Wealth Intervention Assetbar
05/11/08
05/13/08 Finland. Assetbar
05/14/08 Pizza Parlor Fantasy Assetbar
05/15/08 Ray's New Biographer Assetbar
05/16/08 Plied with fine music Assetbar
05/18/08
05/20/08 Nice Pete, Amanuensis. Assetbar
05/22/08 The Resignation of the Amanuensis. Assetbar
05/23/08 Wedding Invitation. Assetbar
05/27/08 Beef's Bachelor Party - Planning Stages Assetbar
05/29/08 Martha Stewart Weddings Assetbar
05/30/08 A Look Inside...Roast Beef Weddings Assetbar
06/03/08 Wedding Menu Assetbar
06/04/08 Wedding Vows Assetbar
06/05/08 The Pre-Nup Assetbar
06/06/08
06/10/08 The R.S.V.P. Assetbar
06/11/08 Picking Up Showbiz at the "Airport" Assetbar
06/12/08 See That You Do. Assetbar
06/13/08 T-minus Three Weeks. Assetbar
06/17/08 The Serious Men of Bread Convene. Assetbar
06/18/08 Forever Hold Your Peace. Assetbar
06/19/08 O Brother, Where Art Thou? Assetbar
06/20/08 Bachelor Pre-Party. Assetbar
06/24/08 Wedding Menu Redux. Assetbar
06/25/08 In the Home Stretch. Assetbar
06/26/08 Home Stretch - The Board Game Assetbar
06/30/08 Bachelor Party Assetbar
07/01/08 Guests Trickle In. Assetbar
07/02/08 Closing in on Love. Assetbar
07/03/08 Penultimate Wedding Montage Assetbar
07/07/08 Flop Sweat. Assetbar
07/08/08 A Winter Son. Assetbar
07/10/08 The Guests Gather. Assetbar
07/11/08 On Rails. Assetbar
07/15/08 The Math. Assetbar
07/17/08 Reception Scene One. Assetbar
07/18/08 Reception Scene Two. Assetbar
07/22/08 Exeunt Ramses. Assetbar
07/24/08 Blunderbuss Comix No. 1 Assetbar
07/25/08 Blunderbuss Comix No. 2 Assetbar
07/29/08 Caboose. Assetbar
07/30/08
07/31/08 Knuckleheads to the Minute Assetbar
08/01/08 Self-Confidence. Assetbar
08/05/08 Conspirogami. Assetbar
08/06/08 Progeny Dialectic. Assetbar
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08/08/08 Crosswalk Karma. Assetbar
08/11/08 Good Country Decorum. Assetbar
08/15/08 The Lyle Creation Myth Assetbar
08/19/08 Educating Philippe. Assetbar
08/20/08 Philippe's Birthday. Assetbar
08/22/08 In The End, We Are All T.A.F. Assetbar
08/25/08 Rod Huggins Morning Flowchart. Assetbar
08/26/08 Senior Portrait. Assetbar
08/27/08 LovePhoenix Assetbar
08/28/08 Tina's MBA. Assetbar
09/02/08 Belly Button. Assetbar
09/03/08 This Is Not A Strip! Assetbar
09/05/08 Patching Up a Friend. Assetbar
09/09/08 Medical Discretion. Assetbar
09/10/08 From the Pages of Gentleman's Quarterly Assetbar
09/11/08 Circumstances of the Heart. Assetbar
09/12/08 It's a Fuck You Friday! Assetbar
09/15/08
09/16/08 The Extrication Plot Assetbar
09/19/08 En Route to the Radisson. Assetbar
09/23/08 Meeting Prince Kharmoud Halat Assetbar
09/25/08 Summit of the Kinky Minds. Assetbar
09/27/08 Enter the Commodore. Assetbar
10/01/08 Exit the Commodore. Assetbar
10/04/08
10/06/08 Philippe's Halloween Costume Assetbar
10/08/08 That tired old election year Canada claim. Assetbar
10/13/08 The Last Time You Make Love Assetbar
10/15/08 At Larry Borgioni's The Cheetah Room. Assetbar
10/17/08 Cannonball Assetbar
10/20/08 Escape velocity. Assetbar
10/23/08 Sussin' Connie Assetbar
10/27/08 Morning at the Parallel Corral Assetbar
10/29/08 In Point of Fact. Assetbar
11/01/08 Tattoo discussion. Assetbar
11/11/08 Catching Up. Assetbar
11/12/08
11/15/08 A Little More Catching Up. Assetbar
11/17/08 A Proposed Dinner Party. Assetbar
11/20/08 Ray's Dinner Party Assetbar
11/23/08 The Boy Who Saved the Airplane Assetbar
11/26/08 Deconstructing Ray Smuckles. Assetbar
11/27/08
11/29/08
12/02/08 Under the Hood. Assetbar
12/04/08 Flubbus Interruptus. Assetbar
12/09/08 The Mise en Place of Love. Assetbar
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12/12/08
12/14/08
12/15/08 Enter the Sous Vide. Assetbar
12/18/08 Because I Got Depression. Assetbar
12/22/08 Waldenbooks Assetbar
12/24/08 Christmas Eve 1981 Assetbar
01/06/09 Coming in 2009 Assetbar
01/12/09 The Visible Heel of Adam Smith Assetbar
01/19/09
02/02/09 Genteel Wherewithal Assetbar
02/04/09 Professor Gabriel Assetbar
02/06/09 It's a Fuck You Friday. Assetbar
02/11/09 Always Visit the Right Man. Assetbar
02/13/09 A New Friend. Assetbar
02/16/09 Phrase Out of Water. Assetbar
02/19/09 Sideburn Generator. Assetbar
02/21/09 Roast Beef's stomach needs a name. How about Greg? Or Nick. Or Nestor. Assetbar
02/24/09 Fixing the Economy Assetbar
02/26/09 Performance Anxiety Assetbar
03/02/09 Distributed Homeboys Assetbar
03/05/09 The Pocket Dial. Assetbar
03/10/09 The Actual Story of Lyle. Assetbar
03/12/09 Darlene and Lyle. Assetbar
03/15/09 Understanding Darlene. Assetbar
03/17/09 The Firebrand and the Firewater. Assetbar
03/18/09 History as Commodity Assetbar
03/20/09 The Wii Manifesto Assetbar
03/23/09 Vlad's Coup. Assetbar
03/25/09 Ray on the Vlad Show. Assetbar
03/27/09 Pat on the Vlad Show. Assetbar
04/01/09 Téodor on the Vlad Show. Assetbar
04/03/09 Darlene and the Baja. Assetbar
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04/08/09 Bead and Breakfast Assetbar
04/09/09 Four Misuses of Civic Property Assetbar
04/10/09 Friday Facts, Birthday Edition! Assetbar
04/13/09 Peter, Paul, and Mary Assetbar
04/19/09 The Farm Has a Nickname For Its Rooster Assetbar
04/20/09 Roast Beef's Tone Poem Assetbar
04/23/09 The Carcinoslippery Slope. Assetbar
04/26/09 Taking Pat and Rod's Vacation Mail Assetbar
04/28/09 Wales, 1676 Assetbar
04/30/09 When Simple Worlds Collide. Assetbar
05/04/09 Romanticized Sketch of the Birth of the Nacho. Assetbar
05/08/09 Peat-Boxing Assetbar
05/11/09 The Reluctant Minstrel Assetbar
05/13/09 The New Polyprofligates. Assetbar
05/15/09 Coaching Padrig. Assetbar
05/19/09 A Dangerous Sense of Entitlement to Artificial Comforts Pervades. Assetbar
05/22/09 A Certified Letter. Assetbar
05/24/09
05/26/09 Ray in the Public Storage. Assetbar
05/30/09 The Finest Stone in Wales. Assetbar
06/02/09 Winning Lloyd Over. Assetbar
06/04/09 A Complication Involving Sheep. Assetbar
06/10/09 Emergency Origin Myth for Charley, Etc Assetbar
06/14/09 The Men Take a Selfish Aside. Assetbar
06/15/09 A mis-step. Assetbar
06/18/09 A Return to Smucklewood Manor. Assetbar
06/23/09 Cornelius on Facebook. Assetbar
06/28/09 The Moonwalk Has Come to a Full and Complete Stop. Assetbar
06/30/09 Philippe - A Love Romance. Assetbar
07/02/09 The WISMOD. Assetbar
07/06/09 Getting High On One's Own Supply. Assetbar
07/08/09 A Letter from Williams-Sonoma. Assetbar
07/13/09 Cornelius Abdicates the Throne. Assetbar
07/16/09 Ray's Lousy Sapphic Erotica Gets Called Out. Assetbar
07/18/09 Chuck Seizes the Metric by its Jugular. Assetbar
07/21/09 Téodor accidentally pleads his case. Assetbar
07/23/09 Téodor pulls a Dignity. Assetbar
07/27/09 Master of Ceremonies. Assetbar
07/29/09 He Stands On No Ceremony. Assetbar
08/02/09 The Contest Begins. Assetbar
08/05/09 Roast Beef, He Falls. Fine. Assetbar
08/06/09 Two cards. Assetbar
08/10/09 How to Not Hold On. Assetbar
08/13/09 A Courteous Primer. Assetbar
08/17/09 Seat Z-1. Assetbar
08/20/09 OnStar to the Rescue Assetbar
08/25/09 Who is the Cat / in the Yurdish Dying Hat? Assetbar
08/27/09 EOF Assetbar
08/31/09 Karmic Cycle. Assetbar
09/03/09 My One Big Day Off. Assetbar
09/04/09 Roast Beef Takes a Gamble Assetbar
09/08/09 Of Head Wounds and Identity. Assetbar
09/12/09 Don't Want Today? Then Flip the Switch Negative on Today. Assetbar
09/15/09 Thanatos Has Left the Building. Assetbar
09/21/09 Tone Unsuited to Subject. Assetbar
09/23/09 The Man Weathers No Editor. Assetbar
09/28/09 Striptease Greenhorn Assetbar
09/30/09 Vocation, or, a Calling from God. Assetbar
10/05/09 That Man is a Business. Assetbar
10/09/09 Don't Load That Gun. Assetbar
10/14/09 The First Guy to Do That Assetbar
10/17/09 Sorry this took so long. Assetbar
10/21/09 Easter Egg! Assetbar
10/23/09 Narpissus and Oldmund Assetbar
10/28/09 Nesting. Assetbar
10/30/09 The Bro-mance Days. Assetbar
11/02/09 Maakies Guest Strip Assetbar
11/07/09 Chilling with Lee Sungjae. Assetbar
11/15/09 How It's Going! Assetbar
11/19/09 Think of the Children. Assetbar
11/24/09 Everything You Do Is Wrong Assetbar
12/01/09 Posting in parts. A test. Assetbar
12/03/09 Part Two. Assetbar
12/05/09 To Go Online, Or Not. Assetbar
12/10/09 The Pope Does Not Know Any Sluts. Assetbar
12/18/09 The Semiotics of Cultural Self-disregard Assetbar
12/21/09 Prosciuttolax Assetbar
12/22/09 Out-of-Character Komix No. 1! Assetbar
12/23/09 Out-of-Character Komix No. 2! Assetbar
12/31/09 2009 In Review. Assetbar
01/04/10 Predictions for 2010 Assetbar
01/07/10 Roomba Cinema Presents James Cameron's Avatar. Assetbar
01/08/10 Fuck You Friday No. 1, 2010 Assetbar
01/15/10 Small Times. A Look. Assetbar
01/17/10 Toxic User Culture Assetbar
01/22/10 Maturation. Assetbar
01/31/10 Pat, I Am Like You Now. Assetbar
02/02/10 Two Hearts Beat as One Assetbar
02/06/10 Doppelganger. Assetbar
02/16/10 Philippe, Entrepreneur. Assetbar
02/22/10 Shirley Temple Assetbar
02/28/10 Find Something You Like and Copy it. Assetbar
03/03/10 It's Just Business. Assetbar
03/10/10 He Will Get Inside Its Head. Assetbar
03/12/10 To Sleep, Perchance to Dream. Assetbar
03/16/10 He Calls Himself Yojimbo. Assetbar
03/19/10 P-roll. Assetbar
03/23/10 Revenge of Yojimbo Assetbar
03/26/10 Available Balance. Assetbar
03/30/10 What Is Home Assetbar
04/02/10 Pockets Full of Sand Assetbar
04/06/10 Leg One. Assetbar
04/08/10 Leg Two. Assetbar
04/09/10 She'll Call You Back. Assetbar
04/13/10 The Arithmetic. Assetbar
04/15/10 Waking Up At Home. Assetbar
04/17/10 Back From Early Mass. Assetbar
04/22/10 Père Assetbar
04/26/10 Penultimate-ish. Assetbar
05/04/10 The Finger-Pointers. Assetbar
05/09/10 Considerations Far and Wide Assetbar
05/11/10 Your High School Name Assetbar
05/14/10 Michael's Song Assetbar
05/18/10 Mayner and Lurquilla Assetbar
05/21/10 American Graffiti Assetbar
05/24/10 The Other Walk of Shame. Assetbar
05/26/10 Denny's Assetbar
05/31/10 Tiene Mas Pompas Assetbar
06/04/10 At Denny's. Assetbar
06/08/10 Go For It Assetbar
06/10/10 Shades of Darlene. Assetbar
06/18/10 The Test. Assetbar
06/22/10 Darren's Lament Assetbar
06/28/10 The Unhinged Narrator. Assetbar
07/04/10 This is THE van ride of 2010. Assetbar
07/09/10 Van Me One More Time. Assetbar
07/15/10 I'm Proud of You. Assetbar
07/25/10 Operation Chernchilla Schlep Assetbar
08/03/10 Emeril is also an Objecto-Solipsist. Assetbar
08/12/10 Brisket36 Assetbar
08/24/10 Citizen Roomba Assetbar
09/10/10 Another Lovely Fuck You Friday. Assetbar
09/23/10 Back to Where We Left Off. Assetbar
09/30/10 Some Play Checkers, Some Play Chess Assetbar
10/18/10 Diverting Peter C. Assetbar
11/05/10 It's All He Can Do Assetbar
11/18/10 Honest Man Comix Assetbar
12/02/10 President of the Bad Answer Club Assetbar
12/10/10 How To Be Happy Assetbar
01/05/11 2011 Predictions Assetbar
02/20/11 The Hiatus Assetbar
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11/23/11 Ray In Rehab Assetbar
12/05/11 At The Hospital. Assetbar
12/14/11 In the Henhouse Assetbar
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01/03/12 Scrabble Assetbar
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02/02/12 Creating Achievements Assetbar
02/03/12 At Henrietta V. Noniscani Assetbar
02/09/12 The Laser Printer Assetbar
02/20/12 Street Sheet Assetbar
03/13/12 Interlocking Sevens Assetbar
04/01/12 Pizza Party, Maintenance Man Assetbar
04/03/12 Who Shaved Ray? Assetbar
04/13/12 Out From The Waiting Room Assetbar
05/14/12 Manwich Assetbar
05/19/12 Altimiter Assetbar
06/20/12 Six Tickets to the Same Organ Assetbar
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08/09/13 Pain is a man with a name. Assetbar
08/15/13 Bass Club Assetbar
08/23/13 1987 Assetbar
08/30/13 Getting Well Assetbar
09/06/13 Whiskey Shits Assetbar
09/09/13 Sex Boxx Assetbar
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09/20/13 Fuck You Friday - Fuck For Gasoline Assetbar
09/27/13 HIS-WAY Assetbar
10/04/13 Nice Pete's Woman Breakthrough Assetbar
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10/11/13 Philippe's Will Assetbar
10/18/13 Honey-Don't Assetbar
10/25/13 Old School Assetbar
11/01/13 Twitterpated Assetbar
11/08/13 These Are The Good Old Days Assetbar
11/15/13 Uterine Embolism Assetbar
11/22/13 Most Honorable Puberty Assetbar
12/06/13 Penny In a Fountain Assetbar
12/13/13 Punk Rock, Motherfucker Assetbar
12/20/13 The Thin Slice is the Deepest Slice Assetbar
01/03/14 To Be Someone Must Be a Wonderful Thing Assetbar
01/10/14 Hash Browns Assetbar
01/17/14 The National Sentence Council Returns Assetbar
01/24/14 Penny Meets Philippe Assetbar
01/31/14 The Classic Freekeh-Chiah Interlude Assetbar
02/14/14 Cerberus has spoken Assetbar
02/21/14 To Chambers Assetbar
03/01/14 First Kiss Assetbar
03/18/14 Backfilling a Life Assetbar
03/21/14 Fuck You Friday - Office Smells Edition Assetbar
04/07/14 Spring is in the air – Ramses edition Assetbar
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12/24/15 Fuck You Friday - Q-Tips and Aurelius Assetbar
01/01/16 Nude Helsinki Assetbar
01/08/16 Maniacs At The Curb Assetbar
01/15/16 Ray Goes Paleo Assetbar
01/22/16 Charlie Brown Returns Assetbar
01/29/16 Lemmy's Death Is Our New Roommate Assetbar
02/05/16 Roast Beef's Coffee Situation Assetbar
02/19/16 Bikini Barista Assetbar
02/26/16 Philippe For President 2016 Assetbar
03/04/16 The Latest News About Hitler's Cock Assetbar
03/11/16 Beef's Password Screen Assetbar
03/18/16 The Good Old Days Assetbar
03/25/16 Tis My Taint Cream Assetbar
04/01/16 Man Bun Assetbar
04/08/16 Showbiz, Traveler of the Frontage Roads Assetbar
04/15/16 The Harvard Study Assetbar
04/22/16 Dieting Conversations Assetbar
05/06/16 Ray explains abortion to a child Assetbar
05/13/16 Improv With Beef Assetbar
05/20/16 The Five-Minute Journal Assetbar
05/27/16 Roast Beef's Relationship Flowchart Assetbar
06/03/16 The Soda Wars Assetbar
06/10/16 Roomba Cinema - The Right Stuff Assetbar
06/17/16 Ray Sleeps Through Sondra's Birthday Assetbar
07/01/16 Ray is grousing about alcoholism Assetbar
07/08/16 Teodor discovers Cheryl Strayed's yard sale of thoughts Assetbar
07/15/16 Five Minute Journal II Assetbar
07/22/16 It's Not Special When You Smile Assetbar
07/29/16 Showbiz on the outskirts Assetbar
08/12/16 Mini Golf For The French Assetbar
08/19/16 Todd Yells Balls, 1 of 2 Assetbar
08/26/16 Todd Yells BALLS, Finale Assetbar
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09/09/16 Marijuana is not Coffee Assetbar
09/16/16 Boozeless Flirting Assetbar
09/23/16 Ray and T Redesign Education Assetbar
09/30/16 Getting high is our responsibility Assetbar
10/07/16 Pat's Parking Tickets Assetbar
10/14/16
10/21/16 Fuck You Friday, Health Concerns Edition Assetbar
10/28/16 Philippe President Flash-Forward Assetbar
11/11/16 Ray stands up for himself Assetbar
11/18/16 GOLDEN TABLOID Assetbar
12/01/16 Safe Zones Assetbar
12/09/16 Zauberpunkt Licorice Nubs Assetbar
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12/25/16 End of Golden Tabloid Assetbar